alejo yugar as excited as I am for Minecraft dungeons I feel like that is Not a good day to release it, because on that exact day I am going to be pranking my friends! I have No time to be playing video games in that specific day.
@UC2U8A8OOr2Np9L71zqrolnQ yeah he was kinda uncalled for. Hes probobally some 8 year old at school on a chromebook learning how to use that one "bad word" emoji. 😂😂😂
Aquamarine CB I’ve been playing Minecraft since 2011, and when I first saw Steve I though that he was a guy with a really fancy beard, then sometime in 2013 they replaced it, then I did my research and it turns out I was wrong!
No kidding, forget the area 51 raid, this is where it's at. Course, what nobody knows is that I was able to back up her intelligence file. She's still alive, or at least a copy of her is.
@@eternal2601 literally. If they banned us all, they wouldn't have anymore people playing the game, then they wouldn't make anymore money from it, so it really wouldn't be in their best interest.
I want to take that computer fix it and tell mojang that if they don't make my ideas for minecraft come true then the computer will have revenge then I make the updates also that explosion was not convincing enough so there is a chance
@@athenavenicelayug8550 every console players are forced to play Bedrock if they want to have the new updates, and even they can't even apply custom skins while pc, tablet and phone players can.
3:20 Okay, I don't know about anybody else, but pirate-Pillagers living on fortresses out in the middle of the ocean is WAY too awesome of an idea to pass up! Now that we are getting the cave update, let's start pestering them about that now!
Random Skeleton on the internet Steve is like one of those exceptionally odd shippers of the creepypasta fandom, I guess. Makes sense when he’s all alone all day...
I actually really like the beta Drowned and Pillager. The Pillager just looks cool. The Drowned looks like the water has eroded away half it's flesh and reveals it's inner skeleton.
and at 0:07 and 5:06 if you pause it just in time you can see a person holding a "secret information" save file which I think could be some kind of code
"I think the squid are plotting something" That running gag reference in the email bit is priceless! I can't wait for our new squid overlords. They should actually add evil squids into the game.
@Minecraft Here is some Nether Update ideas! First the Nether Reactor Core gets added back as a Nether spawn point. Second ash around lava. Lastly a new mob that blows stuff up from a distance (mob d from the mob vote).
0:24 grate question! The creeper is special because it was a mistake, the creeper was going to be the original pig for Minecraft, but since Mojang messed up the body structure they decided to keep it, paint it green, and call it a creeper. So Unlike you, the creeper is special 😌
Oh hey look! It's the Monster of the Ocean Depths. Also. Key Golems. Are they part of the squid uprising? They look like part of the squid uprising. Snoozing like this, they look adorable. In Minecraft Dungeons and promotional art? I like the concept art. In fact, they kind of look like the Striders. Can we add a sleeping Strider? Which reminds me. Can we have a zoom in camera feature? Perhaps a way to rotate the camera in Dungeons?
Dear Minecraft, You need to add builds such as the badlands pillaged castles and u should also add more builds to raid like a sky Build Maybe add furniture lol so we don’t needa download mods as I can’t do that
3:25 they model could be a revel pillager that is a normal pillager but you gave him a emerald and an apple or something like that and he fight on your side (sorry for my bad english)
"They where sick of seeing steve everywhere"
Steve : *Suffering from succes*
Evan 7z why does “succes” make this so much funnier?
Ever mean
Succ
Success*
#caveupdate
“I can run Windows 98- Windows 95 and minesweeper sometimes”
Honestly a mood
Sad mood
Not suprised considering microsoft owns this joke
but can she run doom?
Steve: Eternally screaming with no one noticing
I can relate
Don’t forget His wife Alex 😂
Hahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhhahahwhwhahhahahwhwhhwhwhqhwhhahahahhhhahahah(crying internally)
I can no wait minecraft dungeons coming April first day 2020
alejo yugar as excited as I am for Minecraft dungeons I feel like that is Not a good day to release it, because on that exact day I am going to be pranking my friends! I have No time to be playing video games in that specific day.
Lol
3:48 anyone else notice the squid? that's absolutely terrifying
Bro i just got CHILLS down my freaking spine hearing that sound
I would like to see a giant squid...
i thought it was subautica for a second
I see "I'm pretty sure the squid are plotting something"
Bro.... that gives me creeps...
If the Enderman existed in real life, would they be allergic to all liquids or just water?
Оnly water, ice is just a block for them. And yes i waching dis video third time
@@waltuh542 only water? what about my liquid?
Well gotta Have A hundreds Pumkin hat too see him
How to esxape from enderman chase. Take a bath
i can answer that question but it is too complicated for you to understand
basically they would be allergic to oxygen and hydrogen
When you name a bee “Pants” it will get pants. But in either design shown in the video
I don't Trust u
mojang better hire this guy
Connor?
In Java or Bedrock?
Joshua Martin most likely java
“10 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Minecraft”
Me, a Minecraft veteran: *Bet wrong, Bucko!*
well, like, they did talk about early designs that im pretty sure was unreleased but mr big minecraft man knows that already so thats cool
Well...
Shed no it doesn’t, trust me I’m a minecraft veteran
I'm still a complete noob and inferior player, I've only been playing since 2012
2009 or 2008
Oh No.
It’s back.
*I THOUGHT WE KILLED IT*
Cal Kestis last episode they SAID THEY THE COMPUTER HAD EPISODE FOR ONE MORE AND THIS IS THE LAST ONE
OK Kirby kinda sad i liked the computer
@UC2U8A8OOr2Np9L71zqrolnQ yeah he was kinda uncalled for. Hes probobally some 8 year old at school on a chromebook learning how to use that one "bad word" emoji. 😂😂😂
wth is wrong with my comment
Let hope next episode we get an OpenComputers Computer.
Everyone: We need this series back!
Jens: NO. Just... no.
We need to stop the squid uprising
@@aidanbotgames YEEESSSSS
@@kaispilled STOP THE SQUID UPRISING. IT WILL DOOM US ALL!!!!
Yeah we need to stop them so who’s in team stop squid uprising
Just learned Steve had a beard and I'm having a mental breakdown
Seriously?
I knew he had a beard for a long time
Hat Guy I thought it was a smile....
@@topaztp same
i don't want to believe
TheDress: it’s blue, Nope it’s yellow.
OldSteve: it’s a beard, Nope it’s a mouth!
FazzBroGaming 777 The Reddit upvote button: It’s red, nope it’s orange
XD
I actually used to think it was his mouth lol
Aquamarine CB I’ve been playing Minecraft since 2011, and when I first saw Steve I though that he was a guy with a really fancy beard, then sometime in 2013 they replaced it, then I did my research and it turns out I was wrong!
@@fazbrogaming7776 Wow! That's strange! You mean you thought he had a fancy beard and they changed it to the mouth-looking one?
And this is why we should have raided Mojang headquarters earlier when the computer wasnt dead
No kidding, forget the area 51 raid, this is where it's at.
Course, what nobody knows is that I was able to back up her intelligence file.
She's still alive, or at least a copy of her is.
they can't ban us all!
@@eternal2601 literally. If they banned us all, they wouldn't have anymore people playing the game, then they wouldn't make anymore money from it, so it really wouldn't be in their best interest.
They
Had to blow it p it had to much valuable info
I want to take that computer fix it and tell mojang that if they don't make my ideas for minecraft come true then the computer will have revenge then I make the updates also that explosion was not convincing enough so there is a chance
Argh.. there's a bee in my room!
Oh wait.. it's just Jeb.
Argh there's a OH GOD IT'S A WASP.
No, its just a creeper
@@sh0tgunsh1pping *_NOT._*
@@sh0tgunsh1pping awww man.
@@daffydj so we back in the mine
"I can run Windows 98- ... I can run Windows 95 AND Minesweeper sometimes!"
Oh, the struggles to upgrade.
Yeah
At the start when it glitched I was like: "Hey Monika"
*Your Reality starts playing*
*Better get your cross ready...
oh boy
monika? do you mean marilla
@@therealspookspeak who's morilla?
@Nicholas Kenyon the *WHAT*
New Theory: The computer is Alex.
@@whitelilysanotheroldchanne2177
*Jens
I'm starting to think more and more that they'll add a Kraken bossfight.
*_Not sure why_*
Same... I dont know why...
@ABulgrin 22 Karen would be a GREAT boss fight.
no, karen would be a quest. find the menager or die would be the mission
*cube life island survival theme intensifies*
Your thinking of the witherstorm bro.
Or magma musens thumbnail of the secret mobs from minecraft dungeons
4:42 Darn, now I want some sweet sweet "Steve Juice"
Mothman Kai This comment deserves more likes
*"Tastes just like Steve!"*
I liked but then i took away the like because it's in 69.
@@LazyLoonz rip someone else liked it
@@aniu420 darn well I guess I can like it now.
3:29 they should make this a in a pirate update with a ships
Yup,After The Next Update With Big Ships That Are Structures That Can Move And Pirate Villagers And Pirate Illagers
Petition for Steve's old beard and the hat/glasses he was wearing to be put in the character creator
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V
*y e s*
@@RueRyuzaki_ Imagine not playing Java, where all of that stuff and more not only exists, but was made by the community.
@@JosiahVarenkamp
man, stop shaming bedrock players. some are not in the position to not afford java.
@@athenavenicelayug8550 every console players are forced to play Bedrock if they want to have the new updates, and even they can't even apply custom skins while pc, tablet and phone players can.
@@Triple_G_YT actually we can
“Exclusive Alyx info! We mean, exclusive Alex info!”
Half-Life fans: “Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well”
True, True.
I guess I'm not the only one who saw it too.
Headcrabs in Minecraft confimed
Oh my god that was actually in the video
when was that?
edit: nvm
0:55 In the bottom right:
'The worst thing I've seen,apart from those 10 things videos"- Jens Bergensten
@Sassy CSS NO.
VIDEO? VIDEOS
@@suSnayC I corrected it😄
Burning the extra ticket: I would have gone with them. D:
“Ten things you probably didn’t know about minecraft”
Me: impossible
Jeb is alex
2011 Minecraft Server
De verían que maicraf sea gratis
@@theuncommonn00b12 ni**a what?
@@rubberman3226 **#@$*** is **** **@#**/@ that's what.
3:20 Okay, I don't know about anybody else, but pirate-Pillagers living on fortresses out in the middle of the ocean is WAY too awesome of an idea to pass up! Now that we are getting the cave update, let's start pestering them about that now!
5:13 Ha! Alex was based on Jens Bergensten
Jens , female edition
Yeah idiot, BASED ON
* sees Steve holding endermans hand
*G E T R A I D E D
When did that hapen?
@@starhunter428 gimme a sec
@@starhunter428 0:54
Random Skeleton on the internet Steve is like one of those exceptionally odd shippers of the creepypasta fandom, I guess. Makes sense when he’s all alone all day...
4:38 that Minecraft book “the island” was actually really good
Yes)
КАРЛИК ok
MATTELD cool
@MATTELD I do too. I also have the second one but i cant remember what it was like
Alaqqazam 303 yeah it was good
"Ten things you probaly didnt know about minecraft"
Me: are you sure about that?
Tell them even when eating KFC you always play Minecraft
@@flux202 yesss kween bcuz thats the truth
Shut up and take my money for my deal.
I want some KFC
@@msy4inconito856 shut up and just stop
I actually really like the beta Drowned and Pillager.
The Pillager just looks cool.
The Drowned looks like the water has eroded away half it's flesh and reveals it's inner skeleton.
Yeah the beta drowned was so creepy. I love it!
“Add this to Minecraft you cowards”
“ADD THIS TO MINECRAFT YOU COWARDS”
No, it’s called (censored)
@@KY-zu1wx It's cowards
We they are not cowards this is your even saying he is a coward the notch the creater jeb well I think he"s the best HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH
@@aaronlaskyandthelaskyboys5240 Wtf are you going on about
@@CurtisTomko7107 idk he or she had stroke
Teacher: Why are you laughing?
Me: Nothing.
My Brain: 1:36 Creebeeper
Beeper*
@@chad7009 that's better.
@@Ucmilyaryediyuzellimilyon *_NOT._*
@@hellointernet4467 wat
@@chad7009 beeper is the bee textured as a creeper
3:37 I can see this design being used for a new mob in the nether update 🤔
No
Lava Drowned Zombified Piglins
Yes
@@sirparker2881 try saying that 5 times fast
Trey Sevy I did it not easy tho
“Obnoxious computer”
well if you look into it these videos have comedy 100
They have comedy 200
Can we have more biome votes like one every half a year
No. It would clutter up ideas and make Mojang ovework.
@@schariii and, one every 2 years?
@@lost_flower4412 they already do one a year
1:37 Not gonna lie, I want this in Minecraft! 😍
FazzBroGaming 777 Beeper
Lol 😂
CG Fillertext Aww Man!
If this mob ever comes to Minecraft, I can definitely see CaptainSparklez making a sequel to that amazing song! 😂
7: thats a beeper
*_NOT._*
@Etims *_NOT._*
@Etims **cuts her**
@@hellointernet4467 what
Aww Man
3:49
Computer is thrown into the sea, huge shade of a squid swimming in the background. Yeah, catching easter eggs is my thing.
did you also hear the Easter egg> 3:43 is playing the POTC Davy Jones theme
hmm yeah and at 3:56 when she opens the email it says "...I'm pretty sure the squid are plotting something terrible"
also, she mentioned tropical fish variation 3582 about like 2 or 3 times
and at 0:07 and 5:06 if you pause it just in time you can see a person holding a "secret information" save file which I think could be some kind of code
and ANOTHER THING, at 2:21 pause it, it says "Jan 28, 8:00 PM" which is exactly now wtf
Feeding a Panda with TNT...
The Panda Explode
"Exclusive Alyx info!" Yeah, I see you Mojang.
*Resonance Cascade flashbacks*
to this day, we still don’t know her name.
lovelyGACHA yes we do it’s clearly *static*
And now she's going to run out of power :( I think she is voiced by Larissa Gallagher though
It is #&*
It is SCP-079
@@Plazmin so they want to speak to your Manager
"I think the squid are plotting something"
That running gag reference in the email bit is priceless!
I can't wait for our new squid overlords. They should actually add evil squids into the game.
"Why did we added alex to minecraft if we could have just added May?"
I really laughed there... 😂
Alex cuz girls can play minecraft
Yes
Me*
*Sees early drowned design
Obnoxious Computer: Who's this cutie?
Enderman: Hey!
Advancement suggestions
1. Craft 10 things in the crafting table
2. Make a hundred crafting tables
3. Craft every craftable item
Let’s all pay our respects to the computer. R.I.P Minecraft Computer 2019-2019
Shoot, let's hope they fix (MODEM SOUND VARIATION 3582)
Thx god this computer died.....
I thought number 6 was setting up an ad for dollar shave club
No the facts are true
"I'm a professional computer"
@@abdullah-al-salman1731 *_NOT._*
0:22 it has an explosive personality ^^
It has legs
1:34
Oh god, Creeper be adorable now 😂😂👌
*BEE adorable now
I want that beeper (bee creeper) explode and leave a lot honey comb
Why can't you add the old mobs in that never got a chance i really want them to come back
I can but in minecraft pe only
10 things that I don't know.
Me: Are you sure about that!
Computer: I can run Windows 95 and 98 plus Minesweeper.
When you’re so early that there is no thumbnail.
Yr'ou'r'e*
@@meermeneer2278 You're*
@@obamaprism114 Y'roue
@@obamaprism114 Same thing as I said
@@obamaprism114 No, your just lowering the sentence itself :P
I love that they have a computer talking
I despise your old videos
AdamLeσldѕpσrt 丹113 I abhor wandering traders
had
I never knew I needed passive-agressive mojang computer in my life
Old drowned looks WAY better than the current one
*_Top 10 Amazing Anime Openings_*
_This game is so animeee_
-_-
ew
1:58 that makes me concerned in if they wear pants horizontally or vertically
I have never seen a beard on Steve still only a smile after 8 years of playing
@Minecraft Here is some Nether Update ideas!
First the Nether Reactor Core gets added back as a Nether spawn point.
Second ash around lava.
Lastly a new mob that blows stuff up from a distance (mob d from the mob vote).
You, freaking, Oracle
I love Minecraft’s sense of humor
3:50 Wouldn't it be awesome to have a giant squid like that in the real game as a boss?
2:43 *No No Not NOT THE BEES, NOT THE BEEEES!! AHHHH!*
The old drowned looked cool.
Make a deep sea variant for the aquatic ravines please.
Minecraft should add the hovering inferno A.K.A the blaze boss to the nether update. In 2017 that thing looked so cool!
At 3:57 it's a pretty cool easter egg
5:19 does that mean that there won´t be any top 10s?
no, █████ will always come back.
She get an upgrade
*She has Totem of Undying*
Can we use the key golem to lock the computer’s mouth?
to open minecraft dungeons doors.
The computer sounds like she's maintaining her anger before starting a mass murder.
1:56 THEY DID IT, THEY DID A MAY MAY
I just got the Platinum trophy for Minecraft on my ps4. It shows how much I love the game.
Who else can’t wait for the Nether update
AKA:
Roasting Jeb for 5 minutes straight
"Minecraft dungeon exists"
Minecraft youtuber : stocks ↗↗
3:50
*The squid reign continues*
2:18 I can’t unsee it since hfrjirr said that Steve had a big moith
0:24 grate question! The creeper is special because it was a mistake, the creeper was going to be the original pig for Minecraft, but since Mojang messed up the body structure they decided to keep it, paint it green, and call it a creeper.
So Unlike you, the creeper is special 😌
4:30 Don’t think we don’t see that Half Life reference
@@Chancey06 Notice something about the spelling of the name?
@@Chancey06 it changes is a few seconds to alyx
How to make a new mob:
-Try to imagine good context and give it good features-
*Yeet the computer*
Oh hey look! It's the Monster of the Ocean Depths.
Also. Key Golems. Are they part of the squid uprising? They look like part of the squid uprising.
Snoozing like this, they look adorable. In Minecraft Dungeons and promotional art? I like the concept art.
In fact, they kind of look like the Striders. Can we add a sleeping Strider?
Which reminds me. Can we have a zoom in camera feature? Perhaps a way to rotate the camera in Dungeons?
I LIKE ALL YOUR VIDEOS BECAUSE I LIKE MINECRAFT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!❤❤❤❤❤👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👍👍👍👍👍
this entire vid was dedicated to promote that “steve on ice” wasnt it?
Key Golem, aren’t you a little short for a Storm Trooper? 😂
sometimes I wonder what’s going on in Minecraft’s staff minds
That thumbnail is the most cursed thing I've seen all day,Thanks Minecraft!
Someone should update her, like move her whole data base, mother board and memory to a high tech computer
3:45 *Sad Davy Jones noises*
Magma Musen :
Am I joke to you?
Lol good one
"Top 10 things you didn't know about minecraft"
*Impossible*
Therapist: Beeper does not exist, it can not hurt you.
Beeper: 1:36
Dear Minecraft,
You need to add builds such as the badlands pillaged castles and u should also add more builds to raid like a sky
Build
Maybe add furniture lol so we don’t needa download mods as I can’t do that
*Insert cliche comment referencing some kind of meme in order to get likes*
*Inster insert comment regarding the refencing meme above.*
*Insert a unrelated joke to get even more likes than op*
*insert a reference to a completely different meme with no relation at all, just in the hope to get some likes*
*insert reply that will get a ton of likes because the comment gets a lot of likes aswell*
@ivace big chungus Kkeanu reve minecraft pewd sven knuckles fortnite bad like if you agree
Is the computer mentally sad and depressed and crazy?
Ahhhhh stay away!!!! Help the computer got me ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
in
1.25 speed it sounds like evelyn- or whatever her face from that dantdm on tour
4:04 Oh My God This Is So Cute
4:22
Probably the best of all series
I think "Minecraft on ice" is a reference to the anime "Yuri on ice"
I tough it was Frozen ;-;
@@Halevolt Why would it be 'Frozen' ?
@@connorcochran7594 oh ok, I just said it might be Yuri on ice because I'm more of a weeb if you know what I mean
who's yuri?
dont tarded me pls
@@Noam_.Menashe Yuri is not a name of a person, it's a word in japanese whick means lesbian
4:22 Key: looks a bit scary
Me: *E*
Hey so I heard y’all hired the aether guy so Mabye *cough* tinkers construct *cough* Mabye
3:25 they model could be a revel pillager that is a normal pillager but you gave him a emerald and an apple or something like that and he fight on your side (sorry for my bad english)
No wonder she can only run Win95 and Minesweeper! That consciousness must take up a lot of RAM!
Very true!