Crafting a Crafting System: How We Make Minecraft - Episode 2

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  • Опубликовано: 2 июн 2024
  • Crafting - it’s what made our species great! Well, that and the opposable thumb, but we’re still not sure about adding that to Minecraft... Discover the Herculean effort we put into crafting a crafting system that doesn’t even let you zoom out or place multiple blocks at once. Yeah, sorry about that.
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Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @Gallagherrrr
    @Gallagherrrr 3 года назад +6419

    "Be logical"
    Uses 6 planks to craft three doors
    *rotates the recipe*
    Uses 6 planks to craft two trapdoors

    • @CrisCheese_
      @CrisCheese_ 3 года назад +156

      They should change it to just 1 door

    • @Baylorain
      @Baylorain 3 года назад +43

      Makes sense to me

    • @alexthing1709
      @alexthing1709 3 года назад +19

      It kinda makes sense though

    • @andreicalegari1837
      @andreicalegari1837 3 года назад +102

      @Max Wang but 2 trapdoors are the same as 1 door

    • @trynottorage1955
      @trynottorage1955 3 года назад +91

      Ok, good point. But, how come we put in 6 blocks in the crafting bench to get 4 stairs out of it? All we're doing it taking a corner out of the block, and someone we come up with less? Actually, with the extra notches, we should have 8 stairs. MINECRAFT HELP MY OCD

  • @JkGEMAR
    @JkGEMAR 3 года назад +3263

    "be logical"
    we wondering how you can stack 64 blocks of snow while you can only stack snowballs to 16

    • @manoloskolosgr
      @manoloskolosgr 3 года назад +89

      They will be changing that in the future, snowballs in the new combat snapshots are stackable up to 64

    • @sleepingeye7314
      @sleepingeye7314 3 года назад +16

      yah and diamond tools would probably break after one use IRL!

    • @samscreations9518
      @samscreations9518 3 года назад +8

      @@fabripotter202 another potter i am lord voldemort and will destroy u

    • @Epiclight_GD
      @Epiclight_GD 3 года назад +3

      Ouch.

    • @orazin4555
      @orazin4555 3 года назад +3

      @@cloudgamer3681 why.. do you not have anything better to do?

  • @plantimations1232
    @plantimations1232 3 года назад +1786

    “What do you think the most unintuitive crafting recipe is?”
    Me with a button:

    • @boppitybippitybop1829
      @boppitybippitybop1829 3 года назад +15

      Just use a lever

    • @lilkxdude5659
      @lilkxdude5659 3 года назад +14

      @@boppitybippitybop1829 Depends on the situation. A button is usually better tho

    • @boppitybippitybop1829
      @boppitybippitybop1829 3 года назад +8

      @@lilkxdude5659 yes, u are rigth. But i always using lever to test mah redstone

    • @Mirecek-kd5sv
      @Mirecek-kd5sv 3 года назад +3

      Seems like you two missed the joke, but fair lol

    • @lilkxdude5659
      @lilkxdude5659 3 года назад +3

      @@Mirecek-kd5sv Nah I got the joke immediately but I was actually talking to first reply so 👌👌👌

  • @TPLR
    @TPLR 3 года назад +630

    "Let us know in the comments, and we'll try not to cry ...when we read them alone at 3am."
    *Man, Minecraft sure did take a deep turn.*

    • @joftv432
      @joftv432 3 года назад +10

      2:32

    • @DarthKanye
      @DarthKanye 2 года назад +3

      It always has

    • @teentraveler1790
      @teentraveler1790 2 года назад +1

      @@DarthKanye
      Oh I get it.
      Because you dig in the game right?

    • @DarthKanye
      @DarthKanye 2 года назад +2

      @@teentraveler1790 yeah i dig it

  • @perrydan3533
    @perrydan3533 3 года назад +2024

    Mojang: "Be Logical"
    Proceeds to craft a fishing rod backwards

  • @cursiver4013
    @cursiver4013 3 года назад +723

    Minecraft: Snow is snowier
    Now: Crafting is craftier

    • @Mr.Capitalism
      @Mr.Capitalism 3 года назад +4

      Your mouth is mouthier

    • @ToughLlama
      @ToughLlama 3 года назад +2

      @@redcircle280 🤦‍♂️

    • @Mr.Capitalism
      @Mr.Capitalism 3 года назад

      @CubeCat you to

    • @secretsilver3662
      @secretsilver3662 3 года назад +2

      I suspect goat wool can be used with boots to make snow shoes to keep you above the snow in the arctic

    • @user-mo5hr3ck8u
      @user-mo5hr3ck8u 3 года назад

      @@redcircle280 лч

  • @DanielMemeSmith
    @DanielMemeSmith 3 года назад +462

    "Be logical"
    *2 realisations:*
    1: minecarts are just upside down iron helmets
    2: the recipe to make iron/diamond/gold chestplates are just crafting an iron/diamond/gold block without the final ingot.

    • @AshVXmc
      @AshVXmc 3 года назад +41

      So we're wearing a minecart on our heads

    • @imsotiredhelpsob
      @imsotiredhelpsob 3 года назад +6

      Your comment deserves more likes

    • @samstrange7958
      @samstrange7958 3 года назад +21

      and we wear upside down cauldrons on our legs

    • @samstrange7958
      @samstrange7958 3 года назад +15

      and boots are just iron bars without the middle

    • @AshVXmc
      @AshVXmc 3 года назад +6

      @@samstrange7958 r/hmmmmmmm

  • @Marpurrsa
    @Marpurrsa 3 года назад +42

    "can give you purpose in life. hopefully not for the first time"
    okay i do NOT appreciate being called out like that

  • @Oddie99000
    @Oddie99000 3 года назад +301

    I can’t believe I’m living in a Mojang HQ style house I’m so honored

  • @Nebula_Tv
    @Nebula_Tv 3 года назад +699

    Minecraft: **doesn't add tables**
    Also Minecraft: **uses tables in video**

    • @Zoova
      @Zoova 3 года назад +44

      Minecraft has many tables! The crafting table, the fletching table, the cartography table, and the smithing table!

    • @samexahr3326
      @samexahr3326 3 года назад +38

      But there are no table tables

    • @i_dunno3340
      @i_dunno3340 3 года назад +3

      yes, there could be a stick in both of the bottom slots to the right and left and then the middle row with 3 wood

    • @helloaetheruwu
      @helloaetheruwu 3 года назад +5

      get a furniture mod

    • @Eradicator-jv9xr
      @Eradicator-jv9xr 3 года назад +4

      Lel fence post +pressure plate = table

  • @dersps5905
    @dersps5905 3 года назад +984

    This is just Mojang telling us that there will never be Autocrafting

    • @stupidAgeverificatio
      @stupidAgeverificatio 3 года назад +26

      Kind of kills the viability of kelp as a fuel source though.

    • @forestcity4217
      @forestcity4217 3 года назад +10

      crafting stuff with redstone would be very cool tho

    • @kimyuna5466
      @kimyuna5466 3 года назад +29

      wait don’t we kind of do when you press the green crafting recipe book...

    • @adyhottie
      @adyhottie 3 года назад +7

      @@kimyuna5466they mean without the book and using redstone and stuff

    • @thatrainbowdudeplayz2801
      @thatrainbowdudeplayz2801 3 года назад +1

      Guys there is autocrafting go to @Mumbo Jumbo

  • @xanderkleiber7191
    @xanderkleiber7191 3 года назад +618

    We got Steve's cannon voice when he was on fire. Think about that.

    • @thegamingrailfan4031
      @thegamingrailfan4031 3 года назад +12

      The oor came from Chernobyl

    • @SlashCraftJack
      @SlashCraftJack 3 года назад +15

      Steve kinda sounded like he does in Element Animation... Rest Well Scott

    • @nicholasgreen4921
      @nicholasgreen4921 3 года назад +5

      Imma pretend i didn't hear that

    • @hadditor7848
      @hadditor7848 3 года назад +12

      Apart from, of course - "OOF" from a decade ago

    • @amog8202
      @amog8202 3 года назад +3

      and alex

  • @jilesalcock9764
    @jilesalcock9764 3 года назад +2925

    “Step by step guide to ripping us off” I love that part

  • @saldan3985
    @saldan3985 3 года назад +1296

    "No offence capitalism"
    Minecoin : Hi.

    • @squazguy
      @squazguy 3 года назад +3

      hey black.

    • @Unity_re
      @Unity_re 3 года назад +3

      @@realtimberstalker they're referencing the people on facebook and that, since they keep saying media is a bad place. but when really we learn thousands of things from media a day

    • @chloroplast8611
      @chloroplast8611 3 года назад +2

      @@Unity_re facebooks moderation is really really strict i dout yuo reaally think facebook harbors the right

    • @minecraftfanaaron
      @minecraftfanaaron 3 года назад +1

      Timber Stalker „the media supports socialism“ yeah ok buddy, thats why „progressive tv host“ Chris Matthews thinks there will be „executions in central park“ if bernie sanders wins. Actual quote btw

    • @SleevelessSleeves
      @SleevelessSleeves 3 года назад

      @@realtimberstalker think that's a bit dumb to think of the entirety of all media being socialist, sure some are but the vast majority aren't. And not everything left leaning is socialist either

  • @itsvolskay1146
    @itsvolskay1146 3 года назад +324

    I love how it has to say “ do not take medical advice from this series”.

  • @9c_muhammadfiqkrahperdana890
    @9c_muhammadfiqkrahperdana890 3 года назад +145

    1:19, there is a circle shaped thing on Alex's head, in an all cube game, BLASPHEMY

    • @Jachii9
      @Jachii9 2 года назад

      **intensly exists**

    • @DarthKanye
      @DarthKanye 2 года назад +4

      Don’t worry it’s just super tiny blocks

    • @phamanhtai2824
      @phamanhtai2824 2 года назад +2

      *ARGH! MY EYES! GET THIS BLASPHEMY AWAY FROM THEM*

  • @lettucebob7395
    @lettucebob7395 3 года назад +667

    "Be logical"
    Then why does 6 full blocks craft 4 stairs which are 3/4 of a block instead of 8?

    • @ahuman3393
      @ahuman3393 3 года назад +5

      I know right!

    • @spectralquill1810
      @spectralquill1810 3 года назад +32

      It's logical. It's Minecraft logic.

    • @idot597
      @idot597 3 года назад +8

      MY BRAIN

    • @LegoLoos2006
      @LegoLoos2006 3 года назад +1

      @@cloudgamer3681 bruh stop

    • @idot597
      @idot597 3 года назад +2

      CloudGamer36 do I need to explain why you are beginning to sound annoying?
      Sorry if I’m being rude :/

  • @Naokarma
    @Naokarma 3 года назад +473

    This is just their way of saying "we're not adding autocrafting, stop asking."

    • @CelestineTheConfused
      @CelestineTheConfused 3 года назад +47

      Minecraft Bedrock: *coughs*

    • @Naokarma
      @Naokarma 3 года назад +13

      @@CelestineTheConfused I believe you mean trash.
      (I joke but only mostly)

    • @blackvendaeta7104
      @blackvendaeta7104 3 года назад +17

      I mean they did add speed crafting with the green book

    • @guyraanan6383
      @guyraanan6383 3 года назад +2

      *laughs in epichoppers*

    • @Naokarma
      @Naokarma 3 года назад +5

      @@blackvendaeta7104 yeah but that just makes things faster through still manual clicking. A lot of people have been wanting autocrafting that's entirely AFK, like how potions can be made AFK using hoppers, etc.

  • @trolmaso
    @trolmaso 3 года назад +322

    "If we had you just clicking through menus to place blocks en masse, then Minecraft could quickly stop feeling like a game"
    Recipe Book: *sad book sounds*

    • @samstrange7958
      @samstrange7958 3 года назад +2

      lol

    • @kavith9006
      @kavith9006 3 года назад +2

      Old Hindi songs

    • @HeidenLam
      @HeidenLam 3 года назад +5

      Bedrock Crafting Menu: *sad clicking sounds*

    • @hideomitodospro987
      @hideomitodospro987 3 года назад +4

      Legacy console editions: am I a joke to you

    • @Deka-1024
      @Deka-1024 2 года назад +1

      @@hideomitodospro987 I'm pretty sure you can turn on classic crafting in the legacy consoles. At least that's what I figured from my xbox360 version of the game.

  • @maciejcocieto4361
    @maciejcocieto4361 3 года назад +39

    4:36 Oh yes Alex, all these diamonds are yours! Now you can mine them with your stone pickaxe.

  • @cosmicsocks_
    @cosmicsocks_ 3 года назад +800

    'We don't want players just scrolling through menus'
    Me: laughs in bedrock

    • @AngelPandaEarth
      @AngelPandaEarth 3 года назад +50

      They're using Bedrock to record this lol

    • @Justintro
      @Justintro 3 года назад +6

      yay just click on the item

    • @i_dunno3340
      @i_dunno3340 3 года назад +10

      I'm pretty sure there's also a crafting book in java, but it works differently then bedrock

    • @ayushyadav5164
      @ayushyadav5164 3 года назад

      @@i_dunno3340 yeah there is

    • @confusepanda3718
      @confusepanda3718 3 года назад

      wdc

  • @ashay0795
    @ashay0795 3 года назад +644

    Mojang: Be logical!
    Modders: We don't do that here...

    • @jovan-noble-guy749
      @jovan-noble-guy749 3 года назад +3

      Want to hear a joke?: Tangarineplays: Why do you have protection VI on your diamond sword? Darenisbad74: So that it doesn ' t make my diamond pickaxe pregnant!😂 So funny🤔🤣!!

    • @YoannBB
      @YoannBB 3 года назад +2

      @FBI Federal Bureau of Investigation Everybody gangsta until you need to learn computer making for a mod

    • @hejichs
      @hejichs 3 года назад +2

      @@jovan-noble-guy749 ok.

    • @starman3709
      @starman3709 3 года назад +10

      Me: Can we craft chain armor with chain-
      Mojang: NO

    • @RedIsACrepe
      @RedIsACrepe 3 года назад +2

      Those thumbnails with an absolutely bloody large crafting grid with all of the precious blocks/items nonsensically placed just smooshed into one for a stupidly op sword. (Modded lol)
      ẽ̷̛͌̒͆̐͐̆̑́́̕̕͜͠p̷̯̯̪͙͓̒̓̄̒̇i̸̡̮̘̺͌̏͠c̶̦̖̪͚̦̩̠̺̪̏͊̔̂̾̾̈́̎̐̌̅̚͜
      ok

  • @benjaminfisher1565
    @benjaminfisher1565 3 года назад +33

    The way the half sarcastic dialogue sound is like this series is made specifically for someone. XDDD

  • @r3ked272
    @r3ked272 3 года назад +8

    3:57
    A
    C
    A
    C
    A C A C ACACACAC _ACACACAC_ **boom**

  • @marshallhorizons4562
    @marshallhorizons4562 3 года назад +470

    “We don’t want you just placing blocks en masse”
    Laughs in world edit

    • @Thigaxs
      @Thigaxs 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @willhalbrooks1411
      @willhalbrooks1411 3 года назад +10

      or /fill ~25 ~ ~25 (Block)

    • @squadnft5176
      @squadnft5176 3 года назад +1

      @Herbert Mar better watch kombatroll
      ruclips.net/video/4wyR9Gc88Ro/видео.html

    • @Arturopakastur
      @Arturopakastur 3 года назад +1

      /fill is also like worldedit
      /fill 69 69 420 -69 69 -420 dirt

    • @randomcannon3260
      @randomcannon3260 3 года назад

      @@willhalbrooks1411 Problem is, the fill command has a limit of around 25 thousand blocks.

  • @meltanmaster
    @meltanmaster 3 года назад +222

    I love how it says “a step by step guide on how to rip us off”
    I love their Humor

    • @Thigaxs
      @Thigaxs 3 года назад +9

      Yeah its just incredible lol

  • @danab0440
    @danab0440 3 года назад +11

    1:20
    *Instructions unclear, ended with 3 rib cages and a pair of twin daughters*

  • @captain_wheatley
    @captain_wheatley 3 года назад +35

    "filling out a tedious spreadsheet"
    minecraft worldedit users have entered the chat

  • @phantomcat1958
    @phantomcat1958 3 года назад +570

    *be logical*
    Chainmail armor: this is someting I’m not

    • @ZeCoolGuy-lk5mg
      @ZeCoolGuy-lk5mg 3 года назад +5

      use chains I think

    • @phantomcat1958
      @phantomcat1958 3 года назад +19

      @@ZeCoolGuy-lk5mg than why it craft with fire that don’t make sence

    • @dubstepwalrus
      @dubstepwalrus 3 года назад +8

      @@phantomcat1958 It's like that because they don't want you to craft them.

    • @Raudent
      @Raudent 3 года назад +3

      Well... that's no longer a thing now...

    • @virucraft1292
      @virucraft1292 3 года назад +1

      I just started house tutorials on Minecraft. Can I get some feedback?

  • @mrsparx7214
    @mrsparx7214 3 года назад +355

    “Be logical”
    *1 stair is more expensive than one full block*

    • @-sturmfalke-
      @-sturmfalke- 3 года назад +19

      It was, but not anymore, you just get 6 stairs. Or if its stone, better use the stonecutter to get the perfect amount.

    • @-sturmfalke-
      @-sturmfalke- 3 года назад +2

      @@BellPepperBrian Sadly, but WHY? This would be very useful. And also, why can't you craft stone pressure plates or buttons? Nobody knows.

    • @julk1732
      @julk1732 3 года назад +2

      @@-sturmfalke- wdym you can craft stone pressure plates and buttons, unless you mean stonecutter...

    • @ExHypnotiCat
      @ExHypnotiCat 3 года назад +1

      I get what he meant

    • @CookieCat712
      @CookieCat712 3 года назад

      Use stone cutter for stuff that isn’t wood lol

  • @kikithekiwigameing2365
    @kikithekiwigameing2365 3 года назад +143

    "be logical"
    The stairs crafting recipe: ;-;

    • @eyesack6845
      @eyesack6845 3 года назад +2

      actually the recipe gives you the same amount of stairs as the blocks you put in.

    • @benking9010
      @benking9010 3 года назад +3

      yeah I agree a stair is three-quarters of a block but you need 6 blocks to craft it

    • @Dan0RG
      @Dan0RG 3 года назад +7

      @@eyesack6845
      4/4 of a block * 6 = 6 blocks
      3/4 of a block * 4 = 3 blocks
      The amount of wood you get is half the amount you put in.

    • @eyesack6845
      @eyesack6845 3 года назад

      @@Dan0RG i forgot how many stairs you got from the recipe when i made that comment

    • @gyuseunglee8800
      @gyuseunglee8800 3 года назад +3

      Stairs in the recipe: has 3 steps
      Stairs you get: has 2 steps
      Logical at its finest

  • @slimyslimer2642
    @slimyslimer2642 3 года назад +55

    1:45 Expanded Crafting Table mods be like:

  • @agrestige7390
    @agrestige7390 3 года назад +818

    “Did my parents want me to be a game developer or a musician? OH YEAH, NEITHER”

    • @CarVeoombrooom
      @CarVeoombrooom 3 года назад +20

      U mean OH YEAH NETHER

    • @dobbiez5043
      @dobbiez5043 3 года назад +11

      Fact that you 99,7% chanse you didnt heard: Hoes are actually faster breacking the leaves. No, really, go and check it.

    • @wakkle
      @wakkle 3 года назад +9

      Dobbiez no... I’m pretty sure everyone who keeps up with updates knows that.

    • @chopstick9941
      @chopstick9941 3 года назад +6

      My parents thought i was useless. That was, of coarse, until i introduced them to Minecraft. My dad plays on an xbox 1 and my mum plays on an iPad.

    • @eyemaster8687
      @eyemaster8687 3 года назад +2

      @@chopstick9941 yeah me too they called me useless then i showed them minecraft and they call me a failure now.

  • @ariwang8613
    @ariwang8613 3 года назад +231

    "Be logical"
    Uses 6 planks to craft 4 stairs, which are each 3/4 of a whole block.

    • @tudbut
      @tudbut 3 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @sakiafrfr
      @sakiafrfr 3 года назад +3

      Very smart indeed!

    • @RobertoDeMundo
      @RobertoDeMundo 3 года назад +5

      Use 9 iron which came from ore, to make 3 iron blocks, use those to make an anvil which is also less than a block

    • @twilightlight_
      @twilightlight_ 3 года назад +4

      Buttons, pressure plates, carpets, trapdoors, stairs, chests, lanterns, pumpkin pies, and more too.

    • @u-s-a-
      @u-s-a- 3 года назад +2

      It's because some of the material gets wasted while crafting it.
      "Be logical"😂😂

  • @boris8515
    @boris8515 2 года назад +3

    I am so glad we are getting another series with both this narrator and (clearly superior) Marilla.

  • @ajayavsm7476
    @ajayavsm7476 3 года назад +16

    0:42 Alex and Steve voice reveal? ngl they do sound kinda fresh doe 😳

  • @EthanMastercrafter
    @EthanMastercrafter 3 года назад +785

    "You got all the blocks and tools by yourself"
    *Me who enslaves villagers to give me crap*

    • @CookieCat712
      @CookieCat712 3 года назад +11

      Ye... about that mojang....

    • @JaguatiricadeControleRemoto
      @JaguatiricadeControleRemoto 3 года назад +8

      @@silk1440 yeah I get slaves, therefore their work is my property

    • @wantedapple144
      @wantedapple144 3 года назад

      I'm not the only one?

    • @infernowa
      @infernowa 3 года назад +3

      *legal human trafficking in Minecraft*

    • @FreezedreadL
      @FreezedreadL 3 года назад +1

      Made a frick chamber and kill the trash one

  • @machickenjoy3202
    @machickenjoy3202 3 года назад +793

    “No offense, capitalism” -Minecraft 2020

  • @user-gw3hh9yp5c
    @user-gw3hh9yp5c 3 года назад +7

    1:18 i dont why but this just cracks me everytime

  • @Simplayified
    @Simplayified 3 года назад +2

    I love this. It gives off so many hitchhickers guide to the galaxy vibes.

  • @juacjuac9876
    @juacjuac9876 3 года назад +1975

    When he started doing random crafts it gave me a nostalgia attack

    • @Jequetepeq
      @Jequetepeq 3 года назад +19

      Time stamp

    • @thebruno64
      @thebruno64 3 года назад +16

      @@Jequetepeq 1:56

    • @eyepain4717
      @eyepain4717 3 года назад +3

      @@cloudgamer3681 I've watched it its poorly edited

    • @cloudgamer3681
      @cloudgamer3681 3 года назад +6

      @@eyepain4717 :0

    • @emiliodelangel30
      @emiliodelangel30 3 года назад +8

      @@eyepain4717 That's his objective, get views. You shouldn't watch the video

  • @Chris_Cross
    @Chris_Cross 3 года назад +348

    "We don't want you to just scroll through a list to auto craft what you need."
    Recipe book: Am I a joke to you?

    • @someone-yc1pc
      @someone-yc1pc 3 года назад +18

      Laughs in og

    • @user_hat
      @user_hat 3 года назад +15

      _also _*_laughs in og_*

    • @eseopu
      @eseopu 3 года назад +13

      *also also laughs in og*

    • @alleiine303
      @alleiine303 3 года назад +10

      *also also also laughs in og*

    • @jimallem7342
      @jimallem7342 3 года назад +3

      *also also also also laughs in og*

  • @asmallphd9648
    @asmallphd9648 3 года назад +284

    That is disgusting, why would you craft a fishing rod like that.

  • @thatguy45177
    @thatguy45177 3 года назад +58

    “And we will try not to cry when we read them at 3am”
    Literally anyone who has ever exsisted on planet earth because we all understand why Minecraft is the most greatest game of all time: h u g

  • @penguinsrockrgr8yt216
    @penguinsrockrgr8yt216 3 года назад +462

    “Did my parents want me to be a game dev or a musician? Oh yeah neither!” - Agnes 2020

  • @anandmathur2413
    @anandmathur2413 3 года назад +3394

    The next episode should be: "How we design biomes in Minecraft"

  • @ASmarterThanAverageSeel
    @ASmarterThanAverageSeel 3 года назад +263

    *That was so pathetic, I can’t even bring myself to attack you*

    • @JstormZx
      @JstormZx 3 года назад +17

      "NaH aLeX wAs In CrEaTiVe MoDe"
      - People who don't get the joke

    • @fennyfoxy3435
      @fennyfoxy3435 3 года назад +9

      @@JstormZx *n a h A l e x w a s i n c r e a t i v e m o d e*

    • @JstormZx
      @JstormZx 3 года назад +3

      @@fennyfoxy3435 lol

    • @yeshmallow
      @yeshmallow 3 года назад +1

      @@JstormZx lol

    • @gottalivehappy
      @gottalivehappy 3 года назад +5

      Rename yourself to Spider and make your profile picture a Minecraft spider and you get a million upvotes.

  • @starflarethewizard1490
    @starflarethewizard1490 3 года назад +8

    2:19
    Was... Was that... Was that Stampy...? 🥺

  • @dontunder2005
    @dontunder2005 3 года назад +381

    Mojang: does literally anything
    Fans: something something cave update

    • @darkcat6530
      @darkcat6530 3 года назад +11

      Yeah it's annoying

    • @745morning
      @745morning 3 года назад +3

      🤣😂

    • @daltonlinaburg7951
      @daltonlinaburg7951 3 года назад +4

      This isn’t the CaVe UpDaTe GeT BaCk tO WoRk MoJaNg

    • @lialhbe9767
      @lialhbe9767 3 года назад +8

      i really don't know why people want the cave update so much. there's a lot of more important things they need to improve before caves (examples: update of very old biomes like deserts and mountains, update of very old stuctures like dungeons and desert wells, update to add new biome-special mobs like polar bears and parrots, update to add new redstone components like pulse extenders, randomizers, etc)

    • @darkcat6530
      @darkcat6530 3 года назад +3

      @@lialhbe9767 or the end dimension.

  • @mehmeh5615
    @mehmeh5615 3 года назад +380

    HYPE EDIT: OMFG SOMEONE SAW THIS AND SUGGESTED IT TO TECHNOBLADE! TECHNOBLADE USED THE THING I FOUND! I MAY NOT HAVE GOTTEN ANY CREDIT BUT THE SHEER VALIDATION GRANTED FROM THAT IS ENOUGH! THIS IS JUST DJSUDNBDJC-
    Mojang: Minecraft recipes are easy and intuitive
    Fireworks: Firework stars have the requirement of at least one dye and one gunpowder. To change the shape you may add a gold nugget for a star, a feather for burst, any head for a creeper face, or a fire charge for a large ball. Additionally, glowstone dust may be added to produce a twinkle effect, and a diamond may be added for a trail effect. The two may also be added together for both effects. After you craft the star, if you can put it in a crafting grid with another dye to make said star fade to that color. After that fireworks may be crafted without the star, however they will not explode and will just go up into the air and disappear (though this is very useful for elytra, as fireworks with stars do damage). All fireworks must contain at least one gunpowder and 1 paper, however up to 7 stars, and up to 2 additional gunpowder may be added. Adding stars means that all stars added will explode together when the fireworks goes off, and increases the damage done when fired out of a firework crossbow doing up to 18 damage on a direct hit to an unarmored player (6 to a player with full protection 4 netherite minus a chest plate for elytra) if combined with multi-shot (or damage done to yourself if you use them with elytra R.I.P.). And yes, the damage is done aoe so they are amazing for dealing with pigmen. Adding gunpowder will increase the duration the firework will travel before exploding. During this duration, you will actually be unable to land with elytra, however you will be kept at the rocket’s top speed. This makes duration 3 rockets very useful for long distance elytra travel, doing tricks in the air, and it allows you travel straight up for the length of the effect.
    Edit is for spelling and add some things I forgot btw

  • @Inksploded
    @Inksploded 3 года назад +3

    5:45 you placed every block
    *sad command block noises*

  • @johnjohnfofohniam
    @johnjohnfofohniam 3 года назад +17

    So we’re not gonna talk about how lucky the miners were during the durability scene

  • @redpapercup6991
    @redpapercup6991 3 года назад +1085

    "Be logical."
    Steve: Can hold tens of millions of kilograms worth of items in his inventory while running but can't hold his breath for more than 10 seconds.

    • @kuroimae-ashihorbuch-kanal6537
      @kuroimae-ashihorbuch-kanal6537 3 года назад +54

      Don't forget the apples falling down from oaks.

    • @andro293
      @andro293 3 года назад +32

      I think "able to hold 64 blocks of pure gold, 1m³ each, in the same slot , but not able to hold 2 swords in the same slot at once" fits more

    • @TheRenegade...
      @TheRenegade... 3 года назад +7

      @@andro293 Swords have durability. How would you keep track of durability if you have 64 swords in one slot that have different durabilities?

    • @andro293
      @andro293 3 года назад +3

      @@TheRenegade... Doesn't need to be in the same single slot, but the same way that you're able to keep track of the durability in items inside a shulker box, they could make it so that slots can hold up to, let's say, 4 "copies" of the same item with different durabilities, and so you just store the item ID and the 4 durabilities

    • @samstrange7958
      @samstrange7958 3 года назад +1

      @@TheRenegade... We could combine the durability, so it would have 3122, and the enchants combine too (Unless they're incompatible)

  • @zenthichutt7071
    @zenthichutt7071 3 года назад +488

    “Be Logical”
    3 stone = 6 slabs, seems legit
    2 stone = 1 pressure plate. hMm

    • @theearthburner6159
      @theearthburner6159 3 года назад +4

      Hey, I made a video on different countries in Minecraft, you will really like it, please watch

    • @Yukiharuwu
      @Yukiharuwu 3 года назад +12

      desperation

    • @Kneem
      @Kneem 3 года назад +11

      THE EARTH BURNER no

    • @felipefarias1315
      @felipefarias1315 3 года назад +8

      Yeah, since they are 1pxl high, we should get x32 per craft

    • @f.b.i5261
      @f.b.i5261 3 года назад +1

      Sounds legal man!

  • @raihaku3406
    @raihaku3406 3 года назад +1

    Commy: OUR table!
    Minecraft: no, YOUR table!

  • @goldbearproductions
    @goldbearproductions Год назад

    I love how the humor in these videos are literally perfect

  • @user-jq4jq5qd4m
    @user-jq4jq5qd4m 3 года назад +142

    The least intuitive crafting recipe is either the stick, bread, or ......
    *Chainmail armor*

    • @maxmargaritis
      @maxmargaritis 3 года назад

      I mean chains are in the game so it’s possible to make a recipe

    • @shadow_dudz1436
      @shadow_dudz1436 3 года назад +2

      max margaritis they are more expensive than ingots

    • @ballfun
      @ballfun 3 года назад +8

      F i r e b l o c k

    • @THEELEMENTKING
      @THEELEMENTKING 3 года назад +2

      F I R E I T E M

    • @ralfantino2291
      @ralfantino2291 3 года назад +1

      max margaritis it costs more iron than iron armor

  • @neqtunes
    @neqtunes 3 года назад +309

    “let us know in the comments, and we’ll try not to cry when we read them at 3 am.”
    *[sobbing]*

  • @WatrLing
    @WatrLing 3 года назад +3

    4:56
    We lock you into a first person perspective
    F5:

  • @lunar.howl.
    @lunar.howl. 3 года назад +9

    "Hands-on crafting is the core gameplay loop that we think makes minecraft special"
    Me: laughs in /fill

  • @giuseppenonna2148
    @giuseppenonna2148 3 года назад +81

    We: *want a cave update*
    Mojang: "Let's make a step-by-step guide to ripping us off!"

    • @Thigaxs
      @Thigaxs 3 года назад +2

      Nah we can wait for a cave update. We don't even need it too much. I know caves are boring but that's why mods exists! Lol

    • @Gonin049
      @Gonin049 3 года назад +2

      Mojang: fine... how bout this... make your own cave update... in your own game.

    • @MARUTOSS
      @MARUTOSS 3 года назад +3

      if we can rip them offf that means we can make our own cave update

    • @randomfrostborngamer4377
      @randomfrostborngamer4377 3 года назад

      We want cave update and they make jurassic dlc

    • @jonathanreb9318
      @jonathanreb9318 3 года назад

      Cave update please

  • @AceCJay
    @AceCJay 3 года назад +131

    Mojang guy: that way when you're done you can say you placed all those blocks
    People who use the fill command:heavy breathing intensifies

    • @Synergy-vk6xd
      @Synergy-vk6xd 3 года назад +8

      People who use WorldEdit: **laughs in wooden axe**

    • @turbodel1788
      @turbodel1788 3 года назад +3

      People who have people place for them: also heavy breathing

    • @Oddie99000
      @Oddie99000 3 года назад

      People who play survival without building mods: ☺️

    • @Synergy-vk6xd
      @Synergy-vk6xd 3 года назад

      @@Oddie99000 I don't use WorldEdit for my survival builds but for planning large scale projects in a separate creative world, it's a lot easier.

  • @Mustang_1965
    @Mustang_1965 3 года назад +1

    Can we talk about how the little jingle for the intro is catchy?

  • @thomasjones4893
    @thomasjones4893 3 года назад

    The best part is these are actually kinda funny. Not as childish as I expected.

  • @kaai2781h
    @kaai2781h 3 года назад +250

    Minecraft: "Be logical"
    Also Minecraft: Makes a crafting recipe for the chain armor using fire

    • @BOLTShalomNG
      @BOLTShalomNG 3 года назад +5

      Pekka2781h
      Minecraft: “being logical”
      Also Minecraft: makes a combat update .-.
      Also also Minecraft: makes it so you can jump 2000 feet into the air while carrying blocks of gold (very heavy) in ur inventory whole doing 360s and chugging 3 steaks
      Yup Minecraft, weelllllll done!

    • @charastafilaraki3112
      @charastafilaraki3112 3 года назад +2

      Chain armour is weaker than iron armour, and chains are more expensive than iron ingots, so it isn't logical.

    • @oyunoyunveoyun5561
      @oyunoyunveoyun5561 3 года назад +1

      Chara Stafilaraki what you’re saying makes no sense

    • @leadharsh0616
      @leadharsh0616 3 года назад +1

      @@charastafilaraki3112 it must be that the crafting recipe give 2 or 3 chains each

    • @-atimes3-
      @-atimes3- 3 года назад +2

      @@BOLTShalomNG "Well don't mind me, I'm just eating an entire steak while I plummet out of orbit and now I'm gonna save myself with a water bucket when I hit the ground and take absolutely no damage at all and now I'm gonna beat up a tree with my bare hands at the start of the game so that I can get more resources and then, oh, would you look at that? The tree floats!" - Technoblade, 2016

  • @dawfunes6198
    @dawfunes6198 3 года назад +678

    "Be logical"
    *Crafts the fishing rod SEVERAL TIMES with the string on the left instead of crafting it how it´s supposed to be*

    • @warmmy9851
      @warmmy9851 3 года назад +47

      if u craft a rod like that u need mental help

    • @ybajoe9773
      @ybajoe9773 3 года назад +1

      that's the only way i have ever crafted fishing rods,i think i'm fine though

    • @jankkhvej434
      @jankkhvej434 3 года назад +5

      thats really annoying to watch honestly

    • @jankkhvej434
      @jankkhvej434 3 года назад +6

      @@ybajoe9773 you are crazy

    • @goobsterthingy
      @goobsterthingy 3 года назад +1

      It feels very weird especially if you are on mobile.

  • @milepost26.69
    @milepost26.69 3 года назад

    Steve playing the piano is the best thing ive seen today

  • @obsolete_channel
    @obsolete_channel 2 года назад

    WOAH... A 3 by 3... IVE NEVER BEEN MORE AMAZED IN MY LIFETIME

  • @matrich__5155
    @matrich__5155 3 года назад +156

    Mojang: be logical
    Me: why I can't craft a simple saddle?

    • @HalfEatenMango
      @HalfEatenMango 3 года назад +10

      It would tear the universe apart

    • @omen4s976
      @omen4s976 3 года назад +2

      because its treasure item

    • @CookieCat712
      @CookieCat712 3 года назад +6

      Because they don’t want saddles to be common. They are supposed to be rare. But since you can fish them you can farm them.

    • @AverageSynth
      @AverageSynth 3 года назад

      @@CookieCat712 how the hell is a saddle able to fished up

    • @matrich__5155
      @matrich__5155 3 года назад +1

      @@CookieCat712 but it doesn't make sense 😒

  • @JetInAJar
    @JetInAJar 3 года назад +1714

    “How We Make Minecraft”
    “A step-by-step guide to ripping us off”
    I like their humor.
    Edit: Why did a “joke from video + [subtitle]” comment get so many likes? I guess some people thought I meant Mojang’s overall humor, not specific to this quote? Yeah, yeah let’s just go with that and pretend that was my original intent.

    • @dejavuallways
      @dejavuallways 3 года назад +20

      JetInAJar yup, this series is gonna be good

    • @chasethemaster3440
      @chasethemaster3440 3 года назад +6

      Same

    • @elier69
      @elier69 3 года назад +7

      Imagine them asking: "Which humor?"

    • @350zMajd
      @350zMajd 3 года назад +1

      Btw... I think they want some cheeky views

    • @TheStegosaurus_
      @TheStegosaurus_ 3 года назад

      Haha i wrote the same lol

  • @steffenthury782
    @steffenthury782 3 года назад +2

    I love the Humor. Most Bug companies are embarresing if there tried to Do something like this

  • @windywendi
    @windywendi 3 года назад +1

    It's for game balancing. Items that can be fired rapidly only stack to 16, like eggs, snowballs and ender pearls. OP items like potions are even not stackable, and you can't throw them very far.

  • @auritro3903
    @auritro3903 3 года назад +291

    Minecraft: Wood is one of the most common items in minecraft.
    * Spawns in the middle of the desert. *

    • @evamarsetllorca4691
      @evamarsetllorca4691 3 года назад

      Awww man

    • @quate1316
      @quate1316 3 года назад

      So we back in the mine

    • @caiden429
      @caiden429 3 года назад

      @@quate1316 gotta pickaxe swinging from side to side

    • @sallylang2554
      @sallylang2554 3 года назад

      THE OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT

    • @Sketchy_Dood
      @Sketchy_Dood 3 года назад

      You can still get wooden sticks I guess

  • @JimmySaulGoodmanMcGill1960
    @JimmySaulGoodmanMcGill1960 3 года назад +138

    "Be logical"
    Also Mojang: You have to craft bread. Why not to bake? Nah, just `cause

    • @NbgBytezYT
      @NbgBytezYT 3 года назад +6

      With just wheat
      Where’s the yeast and water

    • @Mayank-tm2km
      @Mayank-tm2km 3 года назад +2

      @@NbgBytezYT water vapour is all around us in the air and yeast is around us in the air in magical worlds of Minecraft

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 3 года назад +3

    1:47 This is canon, Mojang's official verdict on oversized crafting grids lol.

  • @inactive75464
    @inactive75464 3 года назад +2

    i love the humro :D. "A step by step guide to ripping us off" lmao

  • @senorlechuga8832
    @senorlechuga8832 3 года назад +880

    "A step by step guide to ripping us off"
    Mobile rip off games devs: *Write that down! Write that down!*

    • @Vipzinho
      @Vipzinho 3 года назад +1

      Passa lá no meu canal blz kkkkk 😁😁

    • @ari2126
      @ari2126 3 года назад +1

      *_charles the french_*
      The first thing i thought of

    • @Vipzinho
      @Vipzinho 3 года назад +1

      Português elx gx

    • @Vipzinho
      @Vipzinho 3 года назад +1

      Don edite top off

    • @Vipzinho
      @Vipzinho 3 года назад +1

      Doem.

  • @heyitzdaredevil8305
    @heyitzdaredevil8305 3 года назад +311

    Stop trailing off and stick to the question: *Why didn't you add -Removed Herobrine?*

    • @altaic9202
      @altaic9202 3 года назад +6

      They did in 1.16.2

    • @temtuim
      @temtuim 3 года назад +6

      This makes me sad I was hoping something special would happen for his 10th anniversary

    • @fennecfoxrocks649
      @fennecfoxrocks649 3 года назад +1

      Didn't you see take back the night? Herobrine is dead. ,._.,

    • @nooperz_griffento
      @nooperz_griffento 3 года назад +1

      A joke that Notch was 100% removed. The giant, The biggest slime, killer bonnie and etc

  • @elainad6728
    @elainad6728 3 года назад +1

    That portfolio be looking nice. I like the villa the most.

  • @ploopydre
    @ploopydre 3 года назад +3

    1:47 if 5at existed I would make the thickest shield ever

  • @ItsAssassin
    @ItsAssassin 3 года назад +292

    "Be logical"
    When 6 wooden planks crafts 2 trapdoors which are actually almost 1/4 of the original block😕

    • @trollconfiavel
      @trollconfiavel 3 года назад +6

      When 6 planks craft 4 stairs, which are exactly 3/4 of the original block

    • @niftylittlename
      @niftylittlename 3 года назад +4

      That's why a stonecutter should cut wood.

    • @Monker851
      @Monker851 3 года назад

      OMG ASSASSIN

    • @LegoGoblin
      @LegoGoblin 3 года назад

      yet 6 planks also makes 3 doors

    • @niftylittlename
      @niftylittlename 3 года назад +2

      @@LegoGoblin yeah, because 1 door is 2 blocks, so 6 blocks=6 blocks

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 года назад +229

    Mojang representative : "be logical"
    Wooden planks surrounding a pile of conductor rock dust = a block that can play music

    • @screamingcat4365
      @screamingcat4365 3 года назад

      *screams in noteblock*

    • @dumbleking5172
      @dumbleking5172 3 года назад +3

      @@screamingcat4365
      _Wood cased jewelry_ = an "instrument"

    • @screamingcat4365
      @screamingcat4365 3 года назад

      @@dumbleking5172 or is it just a bunch of powder food colouring inside of a wood block covered in holes

    • @screamingcat4365
      @screamingcat4365 3 года назад

      @@zylve2520 still, might just be food colouring inside there

    • @hanito256
      @hanito256 3 года назад

      Забавно scp

  • @Namenloser127
    @Namenloser127 3 года назад +1

    Now i want to see Agnes in a Folk Metal Band

  • @operationgamingyt8686
    @operationgamingyt8686 3 года назад

    I like all your crafting recipes there's nothing I don't like and I like how funny and sarcastic this is is.

  • @obamanyan
    @obamanyan 3 года назад +324

    Minecon: *create mini jeb and agnes for presenting biomes*
    Editor of Minecraft: *i will use this*

    • @redcircle280
      @redcircle280 3 года назад

      +++++

    • @smoopydoopy7745
      @smoopydoopy7745 3 года назад +9

      I can milk you

    • @patat123.byeiquit4
      @patat123.byeiquit4 3 года назад +3

      CloudGamer36 ur fake nub

    • @DDjivan
      @DDjivan 3 года назад +3

      CloudGamer36
      shut

    • @grass7137
      @grass7137 3 года назад

      *✔️ [̲̅R][̲̅e][̲̅a][̲̅d]🔘 [̲̅M][̲̅y] 🔘[̲̅N][̲̅a][̲̅m][̲̅e]*

  • @jonathanfrankynicholassipa2004
    @jonathanfrankynicholassipa2004 3 года назад +250

    Steve: A feather pickaxe?
    Alex: How did you get that, Steve?
    Steve: A secret

    • @redcircle280
      @redcircle280 3 года назад

      +++

    • @n3xfire11
      @n3xfire11 3 года назад +1

      CloudGamer36 shut up stop promoting

    • @cloudgamer3681
      @cloudgamer3681 3 года назад

      Woah! Easy. But... I broke the Minecraft Speedrun WR in 1.16! Incredible!

    • @grass7137
      @grass7137 3 года назад

      *✔️ [̲̅R][̲̅e][̲̅a][̲̅d]🔘 [̲̅M][̲̅y] 🔘[̲̅N][̲̅a][̲̅m][̲̅e]*

    • @qraid
      @qraid 3 года назад +1

      Steve: How do I make a pickaxe
      Mojang: It's a secret

  • @CATaustroPHY
    @CATaustroPHY 3 года назад +8

    "Feeling irrational? why not buy 10 000 copies of Minecraft?"
    Mr Beast: *Don't mind if I do*

  • @constantineravenna86
    @constantineravenna86 3 года назад +1

    Loved the house collection part

  • @duckiesderps5036
    @duckiesderps5036 3 года назад +185

    People: Minecraft can't be relatable, it's a cube game
    Minecraft: 'Did my parents want me to be a game designer or a musician? Oh yeah neither!'

  • @arealflame
    @arealflame 3 года назад +99

    “We don’t want you just placing blocks en masse”
    brb getting worldedit and worldpainter

  • @RedStoneMatt
    @RedStoneMatt 3 года назад +1

    plot twist: they actually plan to make you able to build a table on minecraft

  • @_marshP
    @_marshP 3 года назад +3

    Now that chains exist,chainmail armor should NOT BE CRAFTED WITH FIRE.

    • @notqwertist5213
      @notqwertist5213 3 года назад +1

      Then again, what's the point? Iron Armor is easy to get if you spend some time in caves.

    • @_marshP
      @_marshP 3 года назад

      @@notqwertist5213 because YOU CAN MAKE CHAINS

  • @postaldude2281
    @postaldude2281 3 года назад +487

    Next Episode: "How we make Minecraft: Trading with the Villagers"

    • @JocaPlays87
      @JocaPlays87 3 года назад +15

      The wandering trader: give me 64 emeralds for this dirt

    • @screamingcat4365
      @screamingcat4365 3 года назад +1

      The random dimwit: *yes, I did kill my friends with the useful trades, why do you ask*

    • @wtfetherrero3030
      @wtfetherrero3030 3 года назад +1

      https:ruclips.net/video/9bosE38nJhM/видео.html

    • @heathershortt4115
      @heathershortt4115 3 года назад

      We use Capitalism, and *PAIN*

    • @thetrollmaster4485
      @thetrollmaster4485 3 года назад

      421st like :)

  • @nebula_the_starfish
    @nebula_the_starfish 3 года назад +83

    "We don't want you to just scroll through a list to auto craft what you need."
    Ah, I remember the old Minecraft PE crafting menu... just a long list of items to auto craft what I needed...

  • @j_respect5948
    @j_respect5948 3 года назад

    Alex bullying Steve is just amazing

  • @tnto355
    @tnto355 3 года назад

    All of the crafting recipes are great!

  • @RomandoPWE
    @RomandoPWE 3 года назад +676

    nobody:
    Steve: tries to make yellow porkchop

    • @norainends7806
      @norainends7806 3 года назад +6

      T-the good ole’ days. Lmao

    • @virucraft1292
      @virucraft1292 3 года назад +5

      Can anyone check out the builds on my channel and tell me what you think?

    • @Stevder
      @Stevder 3 года назад +1

      Lmaoo

    • @professorx3060
      @professorx3060 3 года назад +2

      @@virucraft1292 You've got a good set of building skills.

    • @mcfloatburbker
      @mcfloatburbker 3 года назад

      Lol

  • @InnerToast
    @InnerToast 3 года назад +854

    "Let's say we finally answer fan demand and-
    Everyone: "Cave update?!"
    -added a keyboard into minecraft!"
    They had us in the first half not gonna lie

  • @susankornas2613
    @susankornas2613 3 года назад +2

    1:20 This should be an alt skin for Alex in Smash Ultimate.

  • @hschauhan2553
    @hschauhan2553 3 года назад +4

    0:13 I always like this part