The Secrets of Minecraft: Updates That Nearly Broke Us

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

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  • @VirtualBluez
    @VirtualBluez 3 года назад +2130

    "The totem of undying doesn't work irl :("
    That means somebody tested it, died, lived somehow, and reported that it didn't work

    • @panparenicai-5172
      @panparenicai-5172 3 года назад +117

      That may be a paradox.

    • @ilcubo32
      @ilcubo32 3 года назад +280

      The data is recorded by another observer.
      I feel so smart.

    • @AdventureMase
      @AdventureMase 3 года назад +45

      maybe their friend wrote the report

    • @kaboomgaming4255
      @kaboomgaming4255 3 года назад +76

      @@ilcubo32 observers dont work in real life either

    • @ilcubo32
      @ilcubo32 3 года назад +43

      @@kaboomgaming4255 by observer I mean person who is just standing there to observe and collect data

  • @enivo2363
    @enivo2363 3 года назад +5028

    M.A.R.I.L.L.A and the Narrator should host Minecraft Live this year.

  • @benpiano800
    @benpiano800 3 года назад +3564

    I like how the MARILLA's voice actress constantly sounds like she's about to burst into a fit of laughter

    • @songulaydin5895
      @songulaydin5895 3 года назад +10

      @Soinas Doyi aaaaab

    • @IsraelHernandez-il2um
      @IsraelHernandez-il2um 3 года назад +8

      M

    • @gersongjr
      @gersongjr 3 года назад +20

      I have no idea why I’m here and I’m absolutely terrified =3

    • @Stealthfang270
      @Stealthfang270 3 года назад +6

      She did in episode 1 when she talked about phantoms

    • @gersongjr
      @gersongjr 3 года назад +11

      @@Stealthfang270 And went on to make the most beloved mob in minecraft- AHAHAHAHAA

  • @TheCubeRootOfGlitch
    @TheCubeRootOfGlitch 3 года назад +746

    Man I love the sneak peak, they aren’t removing cobblestone!

  • @ΒασίληςΒλάχος-τ3κ
    @ΒασίληςΒλάχος-τ3κ 3 года назад +595

    '' The squid uprising has been delayed and split into two parts''
    Man, I love mojang's sence of humor

    • @rushing2game172
      @rushing2game172 3 года назад +42

      @@gwxd5 put it down if you try to exploit it

    • @apyr1055
      @apyr1055 3 года назад +6

      @@gwxd5 get dis like

    • @beanface7408
      @beanface7408 3 года назад +15

      Wait, glow squid? Uprising? Oh no, it's all starting to make sense

    • @Banana_Fusion
      @Banana_Fusion 3 года назад +3

      Sense*

    • @theprincemonster7575
      @theprincemonster7575 3 года назад +16

      @@beanface7408 yes the glow squids paid Dream to rig the vote and make everyone vote for them and then they can take over Minecraft

  • @myme6204
    @myme6204 3 года назад +2803

    "herobrine is the darkest character in minecraft history"
    the narrator:

    • @johnnypowers2489
      @johnnypowers2489 3 года назад +16

      martha: am i a joke to you?

    • @GhaniKeSawah
      @GhaniKeSawah 3 года назад +8

      *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT*

    • @z0mb139
      @z0mb139 3 года назад +31

      “I’m the result when you pay your son for hugs”

    • @Nyet_komrade
      @Nyet_komrade 3 года назад +2

      AHEM! AND ENTITY 303 AND 404

    • @johnnypowers2489
      @johnnypowers2489 3 года назад +2

      @@Nyet_komrade bruh

  • @Terminated_Account
    @Terminated_Account 3 года назад +465

    "The totem of undying doesn't work irl"
    Something really bad happened...

    • @morbius4296
      @morbius4296 3 года назад +24

      Queen elizabeth: maybe im not real..

    • @AnimateTronix
      @AnimateTronix 3 года назад +15

      @@morbius4296 she has an entire inventory of shulker boxes full of them

    • @cutiemeowie8352
      @cutiemeowie8352 3 года назад +8

      @@morbius4296 Now I am convinced that the Queen is added by mojang

    • @AnimateTronix
      @AnimateTronix 3 года назад +4

      @ZakIsLost how about both

    • @levhiant9404
      @levhiant9404 3 года назад +3

      @ZakIsLost nah she has mending on her body

  • @Whom_
    @Whom_ 3 года назад +1243

    “Game design can’t be as pretty as I am, but it can be as slow”
    sentences like this is why Minecraft makes the best videos

  • @EnderMega
    @EnderMega 3 года назад +606

    "The totem of undying doesnt work IRL :("
    Now Im afraid someone tried this in real life

    • @peony4175
      @peony4175 3 года назад +23

      But lived to say it doesn't work. Lol

    • @EnderMega
      @EnderMega 3 года назад +21

      @@peony4175 Or someone watched!!!

    • @Moxilock
      @Moxilock 3 года назад +18

      Fun fact: whoever tested it out went back to Mojang to tell them it didn't work. For their brave sacrifice, Mojang based the Zombie mob off of that brave intern

    • @furretshiny3129
      @furretshiny3129 3 года назад +3

      The fact someone tried to make one is strange.

    • @Nyet_komrade
      @Nyet_komrade 3 года назад +6

      This is why I carry 5 Totems when I go to the Nether

  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax 3 года назад +6726

    Ah yes, another episode where Minecraft forgets to acknowledge the existence of Herobrine

    • @thisisanameyoudontlike9226
      @thisisanameyoudontlike9226 3 года назад +44

      aww c'mon. you could at least try

    • @animasyonYT
      @animasyonYT 3 года назад +23

      SussyBaka Update best

    • @raehasiddiqui1829
      @raehasiddiqui1829 3 года назад +2

      So true 🤣

    • @KetoCommander
      @KetoCommander 3 года назад +62

      Imagine If Narrator Said
      "And I Used To Remember When People Call Steve With Eye Problems Scary"

    • @carlosxndre
      @carlosxndre 3 года назад +1

      if the creator is the firm that doesn't exist why are there people who believe in it yet?

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian 3 года назад +3504

    Gonna be honest, a “Forever Alone Update” sounds like a cool challenge! Also that 1.18 sneak peak looks awesome, can’t wait for the next episode! :]

    • @probablyblue426
      @probablyblue426 3 года назад +11

      Hi I’m susy baka!1!1 😺📮🆘🥶

    • @LeHyperTech
      @LeHyperTech 3 года назад +4

      Yeah

    • @NotBadJefferBoat
      @NotBadJefferBoat 3 года назад +2

      E

    • @probablyblue426
      @probablyblue426 3 года назад +3

      @@gwxd5 nioooiooi1!1 😺🐈🐱😭😭 so sad I like!1!1 🥶

    • @nicolasgallagher9567
      @nicolasgallagher9567 3 года назад +3

      @pixelcraftian i know that new 1.18 looked amazing i was starting to get worried they were gonna remove cobblestone 😅

  • @kairyu9905
    @kairyu9905 3 года назад +699

    Never ask:
    A Woman - her age
    A Man - his salary
    Mojang - how they got the axolotl death sound

    • @cexngx.tgxgodl1276
      @cexngx.tgxgodl1276 3 года назад +38

      Panda too

    • @maiwang2040
      @maiwang2040 3 года назад +70

      Asked this on Twitter. They said it was just normal axolotl/panda sound but with a higher pitch.

    • @antisocialcats2874
      @antisocialcats2874 3 года назад +11

      Never ask why you should not ask a women her age or a man his salary or how mojang got the axolotl death sound

    • @kairyu9905
      @kairyu9905 3 года назад +2

      It's a joke 💀 don't take it too seriously..

    • @lyekokseng9938
      @lyekokseng9938 3 года назад +1

      no animal was harm when they record the sounds

  • @mr.markstar
    @mr.markstar 3 года назад +2096

    Marilla: “I’m what happens when you type too many 6’s into Minecraft’s code!”
    Me : *w h a t*

  • @VincePhiNc
    @VincePhiNc 3 года назад +445

    This series has been so interesting can't wait to watch this one

    • @SarahTheP8rnStart
      @SarahTheP8rnStart 3 года назад +4

      @Bruh Bruh you have a nice hot dog, big and slong.... 🥵😳

    • @PlzDoNotTheFade
      @PlzDoNotTheFade 3 года назад +4

      @@SarahTheP8rnStart _😳_

    • @PlzDoNotTheFade
      @PlzDoNotTheFade 3 года назад

      @Ikerrad type (underscore) (emoji) (underscore) ALL together

    • @maxwag9263
      @maxwag9263 3 года назад +1

      _🥶_

    • @suager4502
      @suager4502 3 года назад

      @@PlzDoNotTheFade _😱_

  • @hexility7175
    @hexility7175 3 года назад +387

    I love the fact that this is literally the Minecraft version of brain dump.
    I love Mojang.

  • @lancratot5066
    @lancratot5066 3 года назад +179

    Minecraft is the only game that trashtalks itself. Love it !

    • @craycraywolf6726
      @craycraywolf6726 3 года назад

      Ikr I can only think of a couple that actually poke fun at themselves...

  • @neon-kitty-7472
    @neon-kitty-7472 3 года назад +157

    3:21 I love how Mojang make them look like they don't trust each others.

  • @RepeatedAxe
    @RepeatedAxe 3 года назад +450

    I just realized that since the Nether Update was delayed, this explains why we got half the features in the first 3 snapshots last year.

  • @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890
    @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 3 года назад +274

    “permanently delayed”
    so? cance-
    person: NO! PERMANENTLY DELAYED

  • @thatguycolor
    @thatguycolor 3 года назад +407

    The Forever Alone Update
    -Removes Multiplayer
    -Removes all mobs
    -Adds Microwaves and microwavable meals
    -Adds crying

    • @henryboianimations4869
      @henryboianimations4869 3 года назад +38

      And it should add a potion effect called depression. It would slow you down, weaken you, milk wouldn’t get rid of it, and it last for a unknown amount of time.

    • @LCCC16
      @LCCC16 3 года назад +8

      And Makes all of the overword a cave made of stone
      And the nether has gone back to looking like the pre 1.16 update

    • @LCCC16
      @LCCC16 3 года назад +4

      Removes every block except stone, spruce wood,netherrack and endstone and adds wooden tables

    • @inspectorgoaty4693
      @inspectorgoaty4693 3 года назад +14

      -Adds depressed obsidian
      -removes faces on droppers dispensers and observer
      -water is renamed as tears
      -height damage is increased

    • @RexGavnith
      @RexGavnith 3 года назад +5

      Adds Rarmen

  • @timwoods2852
    @timwoods2852 3 года назад +49

    Having been on a bit of an expedition for a moss block recently, I was pleasantly surprised by how it forced me to explore the world (albeit mostly by boat) and all the fun I had along the way. I even found a Mushroom biom by accident! It would be nice if you all could add a block like moss that's rarely generated but easily reproduced, that's difficult to find. That would encourage exploration and lead to new discoveries and a greater appreciation of the world/game.

  • @YTLukio
    @YTLukio 3 года назад +284

    Video idea: How do mobs do things?
    -How do ghasts fly?
    -How do endermen teleport?
    -How can striders walk on lava?
    -How do husks give you the hunger effect when they hit you?
    -How do blazes shoot fireballs?
    -How do shulkers make you levitate?
    -How do wither skeletons give you the wither effect?

    • @jacksonhicken2850
      @jacksonhicken2850 3 года назад +14

      How can Steve carry millions of pounds of gold blocks

    • @fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257
      @fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257 3 года назад +11

      how do creeper explode
      how do glowstone glow
      how do crying obsidian cry
      how do the drowned drowned

    • @aloab5129
      @aloab5129 3 года назад +4

      @@fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257 it gets so excited that it blows up

    • @dxni3x
      @dxni3x 3 года назад +4

      @Filapator Strays use Arrows of Slowness

    • @screamingcat-o2x
      @screamingcat-o2x 3 года назад +4

      A stack of likes, perfect

  • @literallymalware
    @literallymalware 3 года назад +704

    "I'm what happens when you put too many sixes in Minecrafts code!"
    Jesus Christ this series is not holding back on humor

    • @snoopygamer5985
      @snoopygamer5985 3 года назад +9

      Coders: *wait, that’s ilegal*

    • @awzumzap3634
      @awzumzap3634 3 года назад +1

      But Jesus Christ himself is with that many 6's 😂

    • @LazyLoonz
      @LazyLoonz 3 года назад +1

      That's literally what's carrying it rn

    • @nolmao366
      @nolmao366 3 года назад

      i don't get it can i exlplain

    • @literallymalware
      @literallymalware 3 года назад +4

      @@nolmao366 "666" is the number of satan. She's implying that she's the result of putting "666" in Minecrafts code
      Also nice pfp and name

  • @Urmumsknddbdbdbd
    @Urmumsknddbdbdbd 3 года назад +134

    The fact that in mind kart update would literally be considered a joke makes me sad because after all of the better need updates like the desert in the end and such I think there should be an actual update to the mine kart System

    • @GrantGryczan
      @GrantGryczan 3 года назад +17

      pretty sure they were just referencing mario kart, not saying they won't update minecarts

    • @GroupNebula563
      @GroupNebula563 3 года назад +1

      wat

    • @katiaferreira1573
      @katiaferreira1573 3 года назад +5

      this was a *super* mario *kart* joke not a minekart joke.

    • @Urmumsknddbdbdbd
      @Urmumsknddbdbdbd 3 года назад +1

      @@katiaferreira1573 * ssssshhhhh *

    • @MamaWheelz
      @MamaWheelz 3 года назад +1

      Psst... the new update gave us the ability to waterlog rails and carts! 😁

  • @YourLocalNobody420
    @YourLocalNobody420 3 года назад +598

    “In 2020, we released the nether update. And considering how 2020 went for humanity, we couldn’t have timed that more perfectly”
    The best quote
    Edit: I had a much better comment and this is the one the blows up
    Wow

    • @gottalivehappy
      @gottalivehappy 3 года назад +24

      Can we turn that into a slightly shorter splash text?

    • @dombelly3343
      @dombelly3343 3 года назад +40

      @@gottalivehappy "the nether update was timed perfectly"

    • @user-tzzglsstle585e38
      @user-tzzglsstle585e38 3 года назад

      @@dombelly3343 "for 2020"

    • @georginaanbarasi2522
      @georginaanbarasi2522 3 года назад

      @@dombelly3343 perfection

    • @theinter-healer7167
      @theinter-healer7167 3 года назад +2

      The much better comment he talked about: Yet another episode of mojang being the only company that knows how to appeal to the younger generation

  • @DualityofLife
    @DualityofLife 3 года назад +1832

    Finally another episode of narrator getting bullied Nice

    • @freezeflame1
      @freezeflame1 3 года назад +20

      @@RexysFamilyDinerShorts you are a failure

    • @Dowux
      @Dowux 3 года назад +7

      @@RexysFamilyDinerShorts just go ask disney to make your animation popular.

    • @ditty6646
      @ditty6646 3 года назад +2

      @@freezeflame1 bruh troll

    • @SD-or2tk
      @SD-or2tk 3 года назад +3

      @@freezeflame1 ಠಿ_ಠ

    • @mizzyforeverg6452
      @mizzyforeverg6452 3 года назад +6

      @@RexysFamilyDinerShorts stop begging

  • @redanime1422
    @redanime1422 3 года назад +166

    This series perfectly understands the humor of kids now days. And I love it

  • @RiskierGoose340
    @RiskierGoose340 3 года назад +560

    5:49
    Marilla: “I’ll take one!”
    Me: “Shes gonna throw it in the fireplace.”
    Marilla: “Bye!”
    Poster: (Inside fireplace)
    Me: *insert laughing J Jonas Jameson*

  • @cade.m
    @cade.m 3 года назад +115

    Whoever writes the scripts for these needs a raise. Immediately.

  • @oxrah_
    @oxrah_ 3 года назад +155

    I love these Minecraft mini series, they're so funny it's unbelievable

  • @JannieKannie
    @JannieKannie 3 года назад +584

    “Im what happens when you make your son pay for hugs”
    I-

    • @MogusaMogusa
      @MogusaMogusa 3 года назад +93

      @@gwxd5 put it down, like you should’ve been a long time ago

    • @9nikola
      @9nikola 3 года назад +36

      @@gwxd5 Maybe the cat should do something likable then

    • @mollof7893
      @mollof7893 3 года назад +4

      What do you mean " I- "

    • @ericr.malice318
      @ericr.malice318 3 года назад +8

      @@gwxd5 don't beg for likes

    • @maulaz612
      @maulaz612 3 года назад

      *sad backstory*

  • @xcept1281
    @xcept1281 3 года назад +408

    I love how M.A.R.I.L.L.A. and Narrator's friendship is getting nicer but still have that rivalry feeling between them.

    • @Grane1234
      @Grane1234 3 года назад +15

      It's pretty sad when your rival is a computer who can't move without help

    • @cloakcz9263
      @cloakcz9263 3 года назад

      Hmm yup

    • @purpletory1988
      @purpletory1988 3 года назад +2

      @AleNoConstancy
      What

    • @idiotic2145
      @idiotic2145 3 года назад +1

      @@purpletory1988 do you know what shipping means or?

    • @Toddricious
      @Toddricious 3 года назад +1

      @AleNoConstancy inhales *marilla is literally a computer.*
      but i kinda ship it too...

  • @generalironbeak1200
    @generalironbeak1200 3 года назад +65

    They are literally the best Minecraft duo since Steve and Alex

  • @Boable
    @Boable 3 года назад +349

    I feel like there should be a show called “How we break Minecraft” where they show mistakes they’ve made in previous updates.

    • @kaboomgaming4255
      @kaboomgaming4255 3 года назад +7

      i think they sort of did that in the how we make minecraft series.

    • @Boable
      @Boable 3 года назад +1

      @@kaboomgaming4255 no I mean showing glitches and bugs

    • @JarieSuicune
      @JarieSuicune 3 года назад +3

      @@Boable They did. They just didn't dedicate it to just that because it'd be freaking boring to all but the minute few who could just look up information on the wiki anyway. They fit the information between all the self-inflicted jokes.

    • @sfisher923
      @sfisher923 3 года назад

      *14w26a World Gen flashbacks*
      That is why you should make backups

    • @Boable
      @Boable 3 года назад

      @@JarieSuicune ok I’ll explain what I actually mean I want there to be a show called how we break Minecraft where they breakdown all the information about the game and show it only on RUclips so that it’s exclusive to only here so no Facebook Instagram or Twitter (etc) also I want it to show stuff that they didn’t reveal in snapshots like how dinnerbone posted a picture of the (forgotten item) quiver and other stuff like that

  • @ravimediatube
    @ravimediatube 3 года назад +298

    “the totem of undying doesnt work irl”
    the boys at mojang when you miss a deadline:

  • @pwwnzo
    @pwwnzo 3 года назад +53

    "i actualy think the martha update is ok"
    "M.A.R.I.L.L.A !"
    "that too"

  • @SwapnilAfinwalaOfficial
    @SwapnilAfinwalaOfficial 3 года назад +360

    one of the best series ❤️🔥😍

  • @lemassonfranc734
    @lemassonfranc734 3 года назад +43

    5:48
    Marilla: I'll take one
    6 second later,
    **put it in the fire**

  • @lingoteen
    @lingoteen 3 года назад +238

    A glitched atari console and a guy with no life narrating one of the most important series in minecraft history.
    I love it **horse mask**

  • @Ok-zr6ev
    @Ok-zr6ev 3 года назад +62

    "You just can't remember their names can you?"
    "Ofc I remember their names......,Martha"
    XD

    • @monwyn8538
      @monwyn8538 3 года назад

      love that one

    • @MintflameP.2
      @MintflameP.2 3 года назад

      Speaking of the name Martha, the other week me and my friends were going to see Black Widow, and my BB brother said this to my friends. "Martha's hewe! Martha's hewe!" And her name is Shahad!!!!!

    • @theden5409
      @theden5409 3 года назад +1

      @Elias Figueroa 𓃠 Don't reply to bots, pretty sure there's a chance that they can hack yo device by you interacting with em

  • @rowmanscouter
    @rowmanscouter 3 года назад +96

    "I'm what happens when you make your son pay you for hugs."
    Off to a great start-

  • @greenyyboi
    @greenyyboi 3 года назад +141

    "We wanted to convert everyones worlds to the better together update"
    Me: Wheres my old survival world? ;-;

    • @GabePuratekuta
      @GabePuratekuta 3 года назад +2

      Did you transfer it to the cloud?

    • @greenyyboi
      @greenyyboi 3 года назад +1

      @@GabePuratekuta ps4

  • @OleinTV
    @OleinTV 3 года назад +84

    Question do you guys like that Mojang isn't serious like other official game channels and try to have fun and play around instead of being dull and boring to make it more entertaining? Because I do it always puts a smile on my face :)
    (Please correct me if I made any mistakes I will try and fix them)

    • @SHDUStudios
      @SHDUStudios 3 года назад +5

      I love it, makes me love this game more.

    • @tree479
      @tree479 3 года назад

      I like it but I wish they spent more time towards updates, compared to other companies with way, way better and more complex graphics, they’re so slow at updates, I’ll forever stay loyal but it’s just annoying, can’t wait till they get robots to program games for them

    • @aaron_the_penguin
      @aaron_the_penguin 3 года назад

      @@tree479 on the contrary, as a hobbyist modder & plugin developer, I sometimes feel updates roll out to fast! Recently though, there's been a nice timing, for me personally, at least

    • @Lizuma
      @Lizuma Год назад

      I love it! These videos make me laugh and Im rewatching them right now!

  • @TheGunk11
    @TheGunk11 3 года назад +64

    They need to make more of these. They are awesome

    • @jimbear69
      @jimbear69 3 года назад

      It is true these I really enjoy

  • @vlr7368
    @vlr7368 3 года назад +70

    2:01 "the let's just do update aquatic again everyone seemed to like that update"
    Vouch.

  • @victorillo377
    @victorillo377 3 года назад +61

    At the very end , when M.A.R.I.L.L.A was saying " Bye " , you can see narrator's " Motivational poster " burning in the fireplace 😂

    • @fotatata6964
      @fotatata6964 3 года назад +1

      yes

    • @GoldEmberMage
      @GoldEmberMage 3 года назад +1

      I noticed that right away lol

    • @Randomowl1
      @Randomowl1 3 года назад

      I was actually thinking to myself that it would be if she threw it into the fire right before we see it burning.

  • @Bossman50.
    @Bossman50. 3 года назад +30

    5:56 after taking a poster, marrila proceeded to throw it into the fireplace. In case you didn’t see it.

    • @TheFlyfly
      @TheFlyfly 3 года назад

      i noticed it last second lol

  • @Contrabasstubone
    @Contrabasstubone 3 года назад +22

    This is one of the things I love about Minecraft, the creators aren’t board members in a major city sitting around a table asking how much money they can milk from the player.
    Instead they actually care about the players voice and even let the community play an important role in the games evolution.

  • @ckg_b
    @ckg_b 3 года назад +88

    “the totem of dying doesn’t work irl”
    Big sad I had my hopes up

  • @hampter6106
    @hampter6106 3 года назад +462

    Gotta love how M.A.R.I.L.L.A just burns the narrator’s poster at the end
    Edit: wow thanks for the likes I’ve never had so many :D

    • @sssunnyd7874
      @sssunnyd7874 3 года назад

      Gotta love you 😳

    • @Stealthfang270
      @Stealthfang270 3 года назад

      @@sssunnyd7874 No you

    • @sssunnyd7874
      @sssunnyd7874 3 года назад

      @@Stealthfang270 aaaagghhh!!💀💀💀

    • @bastian3461
      @bastian3461 3 года назад

      noooooooooo whyd you have to ruin it at the end :(((

    • @sssunnyd7874
      @sssunnyd7874 3 года назад

      @@bastian3461 the thanks for the likes?

  • @DingusDummy
    @DingusDummy 3 года назад +7

    3:42
    Alright whoever made this, your a comedic genius.

  • @evablouseblanche112
    @evablouseblanche112 3 года назад +65

    I love how just after Marilla accepted a poster we can see it immediately burning in the fireplace

  • @tzo_ghoul7167
    @tzo_ghoul7167 3 года назад +50

    ah yes, now I think I know what should be the next april 1st update, "the forever alone update" where all mobs are removed from the game

    • @kaboomgaming4255
      @kaboomgaming4255 3 года назад +1

      actually that would be cool, if they add a few other funny items

    • @user-ss6gp2gu6r
      @user-ss6gp2gu6r 3 года назад +4

      Forever alone update: removed multiplayer, removed mobs, and gave steve depression

    • @pawaratharva6371
      @pawaratharva6371 3 года назад

      Leave me alone cheat but in minecraft.

    • @lijigregory7254
      @lijigregory7254 3 года назад

      And all players become invisible

    • @pug8714
      @pug8714 3 года назад

      All mobs have your face on their face

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 3 года назад +15

    1:47 I love how Narrator is covered in kelp after falling into the ocean.

    • @soupfan1
      @soupfan1 3 года назад +4

      The advertisement! Not the life form i was looking for...

  • @CouncilOfTheLostGoats
    @CouncilOfTheLostGoats 3 года назад +23

    They're so in touch with the Minecraft community that they acknowledged our love of Agnes.

  • @lightlemur5567
    @lightlemur5567 3 года назад +105

    “In 2020, we released the nether update. And considering how 2020 went for the human race, we couldn’t have timed the update more perfectly.”
    Lol so true the nether is what 2020/2021 feels like

  • @sirskillz_5803
    @sirskillz_5803 3 года назад +10

    5:28 I like how Rule Britannia just casually starts playing in the background.

  • @YourLocalNobody420
    @YourLocalNobody420 3 года назад +49

    Yet another episode of mojang being the only company that knows how to appeal to the younger generation

  • @brendan4184
    @brendan4184 3 года назад +155

    "Wait....we haven't been cancelled yet?"
    - every person with a valid opinion ever

  • @Nick_115
    @Nick_115 3 года назад +9

    2:01 “The play ori instead update”
    Awesome

  • @paul.warlock
    @paul.warlock 3 года назад +35

    The fact that the circles update was deemed blasphemy gives me faith that the devs of mc are real ones

  • @Danymok
    @Danymok 3 года назад +13

    👏 👏 Mojang, please, address input lag/Vsync problems on Minecraft Bedrock that came in 1.16.200 in December 2020. Bedrock is barely playable for some people, and it's been like this for 6 months.

    • @potato.8139
      @potato.8139 3 года назад

      @@gwxd5 just cry IDC cryyyyyy

    • @potato.8139
      @potato.8139 3 года назад

      @@gwxd5 i hate those type of cats

  • @bleflar9183
    @bleflar9183 3 года назад +8

    1:19 Oh wow, i can't believe they acknowlaged how monstrous irl dolphins are.

  • @SlinkSup99
    @SlinkSup99 3 года назад +42

    4:13 I would play the "Super Mine Kart Update" everyday. Make it Real Mojang.

    • @dungeontnt
      @dungeontnt 3 года назад +1

      Nax make it a pay to play dlc

    • @SlinkSup99
      @SlinkSup99 3 года назад +1

      @@dungeontnt They could put it in the Marketplace for free. I don't think "Pay" to play though.

    • @dungeontnt
      @dungeontnt 3 года назад

      @@SlinkSup99 yeah that's definitely an option

    • @AltraA_
      @AltraA_ 3 года назад

      @@SlinkSup99 Or a separate game

    • @r011ing_thunder6
      @r011ing_thunder6 3 года назад +1

      They should price it at $399 ⭐️

  • @mr.sheeppeehs4204
    @mr.sheeppeehs4204 3 года назад +191

    Ah yes, time to listen to people argue like a divorced couple fighting over their child

    • @chachoplay13
      @chachoplay13 3 года назад +10

      @@RexysFamilyDinerShorts dude you’re like, begging for ppl to watch you but just in a different way, you shouldn’t do that, it doesn’t help

    • @jimbear69
      @jimbear69 3 года назад +1

      lol

    • @langleyreal
      @langleyreal 3 года назад +7

      @Bruh Bruh shut up

    • @mostakira7405
      @mostakira7405 3 года назад +3

      @@chachoplay13 IKR THEY WILL HATE HIM/HER MORE BECAUSE HES/SHES SPAMMING

    • @fumuso
      @fumuso 3 года назад +3

      @@RexysFamilyDinerShorts ur hopeless

  • @soniaagp
    @soniaagp 3 года назад +12

    Minecraft developers have a great sense of humor. I don't even play Minecraft, but I love watching these videos

  • @MisturrSkyhigh
    @MisturrSkyhigh 3 года назад +17

    the new 1.18 picture leak also showed us that dandelions can now generate on sand :D

  • @V972
    @V972 3 года назад +26

    I feel like, just like GlaDOS, Marilla's VO will get requests to say stuff once recognized on the street/events.
    I know **I** would ask her to (if she's okay with it ofc).

  • @Dumb_Daft_Dim_Lafoole
    @Dumb_Daft_Dim_Lafoole 3 года назад +9

    5:09 YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @lizter.
    @lizter. 3 года назад +108

    Mojang is a perfect example of what companies should be like. Their games are great, they follow up with the community, and they actually know comedy.

    • @samuraicheems2442
      @samuraicheems2442 3 года назад +1

      @@trinicoder “when the chip has drip”

    • @theden5409
      @theden5409 3 года назад +3

      Mojang is the poster child for what companies should be

    • @nachoferrari240
      @nachoferrari240 3 года назад +2

      Bbbut mojang BAAAD ttthey ar laazyy >:((( the cav update is so easy to make, modddrs can make it in two weeks why does it tæk them so looong 😭😭😭

    • @Nightmare-xh5ri
      @Nightmare-xh5ri 3 года назад +3

      @@nachoferrari240 they aren't lazy! LET'S SEE HOW YOU CAN DO CODING!
      AND GET Pressured by fans like you!

    • @iamnabha9468
      @iamnabha9468 3 года назад +1

      @@nachoferrari240 but can modders do it perfectly in both bedrock and java?

  • @Magicuser975
    @Magicuser975 3 года назад +59

    I lost a part of myself when Narrator committed no-life via drowning.

  • @PixelTrainer.
    @PixelTrainer. 3 года назад +7

    2:35 Honestly, as someone who doesn't have any friends to play Minecraft with, i wouldn't have minded an update like that instead.

  • @basedrandomuser
    @basedrandomuser 3 года назад +24

    Yes! We're exclusively revealing that the next update won't remove cobblestone!
    Me: *whoa wonderful what a great update! :)*

  • @screamingcat-o2x
    @screamingcat-o2x 3 года назад +85

    Mojang has humour, Their always hilarious.

  • @ArtemisWasHere
    @ArtemisWasHere 3 года назад +32

    The “just play ori update”
    *wheeze*

  • @WillowFaded
    @WillowFaded 3 года назад +35

    I’m glad that my favorite block cobblestone won’t be removed in caves and cliffs

  • @Feuerm
    @Feuerm 3 года назад +290

    I love how Minecraft just ignores java but makes it way better than bedrock

    • @JarieSuicune
      @JarieSuicune 3 года назад +26

      "Better" being defined as "basically the exact same except incapable of using a controller for input or playing with your real friends but hey we have a chargeable sword attack wheee!".

    • @aiosquadron
      @aiosquadron 3 года назад +62

      @@JarieSuicune Also "Hey, our Redstone is different and it's the OG version" Dudes... Just play whatever you like, no one is gonna judge you!

    • @bonnjust4001
      @bonnjust4001 3 года назад +7

      @@aiosquadron Facts.

    • @prinxen1733
      @prinxen1733 3 года назад +57

      @@JarieSuicune *It's better because:
      *A. They intentionally made it easier to mod after modders started to do their thing
      *B. Redstone is more consistent (sometimes it makes less sense, but at least it always makes less sense in the same ways)
      *C. There are less game-breaking glitches (eg. being technically in flying state when you're not flying and clipping through blocks in Bedrock)
      *D. It has hardcore (because it's less likely you'll die from an unfair glitch)
      *E. You can use your offhand for more things
      *Bedrock has its pros too- better baby animals, better optimization and cross-platform play among them. Also, in Bedrock you can push tile entities like chests using pistons.
      *But they're not wrong in saying Java is better- it's not better in every area, but this person clearly values Java's qualities more

    • @LazyLoonz
      @LazyLoonz 3 года назад +14

      Don't you DARE start a platform wa- it's too late

  • @nathan714
    @nathan714 3 года назад +2

    I love that M.A.R.I.L.L.A immediately burns the poster in the fireplace... a really nice touch

  • @bunbunx
    @bunbunx 3 года назад +19

    "In Game items for The Narrator's outfit sold separately in the Character Creator, Though why you'd want to look like The Narrator is beyond us." Bruh, poor Narrator.

  • @Ok-zr6ev
    @Ok-zr6ev 3 года назад +15

    Thank goodness they aren't removing cobblestone in the next update. I was scared out of my wits but now I'm relieved to know they won't remove cobblestone.

  • @rrageman3659
    @rrageman3659 3 года назад +10

    I literally cried after knowing we can't play minecraft multiplayer offline .
    I really miss those days playing with my brother without worrying about net connection problems 🙁

    • @GroupNebula563
      @GroupNebula563 3 года назад

      download an apk of an old version, buy a disk of an old version, or jailbreak ur iOS device

  • @dripstone4180
    @dripstone4180 3 года назад +13

    wow this is really important 5:03

  • @phyrotoo9858
    @phyrotoo9858 3 года назад +28

    Imagine nether update comes before aquatic and village and pillage update...

    • @ravimediatube
      @ravimediatube 3 года назад +1

      if that happened it would be that strange. to the peoperl in that universe, us having the nethe rniw is weird.

    • @gottalivehappy
      @gottalivehappy 3 года назад +1

      @@ravimediatube I feel bad for those peoperl, smae.

    • @potato.8139
      @potato.8139 3 года назад

      @@ravimediatube miw

  • @Azure_Pancakes
    @Azure_Pancakes 3 года назад +22

    Marilla: the caves and cliffs update is still coming out in one big update!
    Narrator: we're recording this two months after they announced it would be split in two
    Me who knows that both the new caves and new cliffs are in part 2 of the update: *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you*

  • @10broyameaty
    @10broyameaty 3 года назад +40

    Pirate dolphin dont exist he cant hurt you
    Pirate dolphin:

  • @trackfactz
    @trackfactz 3 года назад +8

    3:54 I see that sneaky little creeper on that table

  • @Gentalkat11
    @Gentalkat11 3 года назад +1

    I like how that poster was just chilling in the fire place at the end :)

  • @Asbey
    @Asbey 3 года назад +6

    "I, Agnes Larsson am committed to making this the best Minecraft update yet." - -Agnes Larsson- -Narrator
    I love this humor

  • @EndishGal56-ov7mw
    @EndishGal56-ov7mw 3 года назад +40

    "the totem of undying doesnt work irl"
    shoutout to the guy who figured that out.

  • @ShadoBoink
    @ShadoBoink 3 года назад +23

    "sea of thieves"
    me: Wait its that pirate game thats fun to play if someone isn't toxic to you beacuse you sunk them

  • @DualityofLife
    @DualityofLife 3 года назад +13

    It gets better with every single episode.

  • @Malware104
    @Malware104 3 года назад +65

    There’s a skin glitch on bedrock edition realms and multiplayer worlds where if you go to the nether and come back you see everyone as Steve and it’s really annoying

    • @Savariable
      @Savariable 3 года назад +12

      This isn't where you report bugs.

    • @nightgripperparakeet
      @nightgripperparakeet 3 года назад +2

      ive had that happen to me it really is annoying

    • @mostakira7405
      @mostakira7405 3 года назад

      @@RexysFamilyDinerShorts BRUH STOP I SAW YOU ON BIJUU MIKES VIDEO JUST STOOOPPPPPPPP

    • @mostakira7405
      @mostakira7405 3 года назад

      @@RexysFamilyDinerShorts THEY WILL HATE YOU MORE BECAUSE YOURE SPAMMING

    • @muscleman5133
      @muscleman5133 3 года назад +3

      @@Savariable Kinda weird that minecraft didn’t include 1.1.1 alpha witch destroyed minecraft

  • @bonelabguy1
    @bonelabguy1 3 года назад +9

    4:59 flowers on sand?

  • @kaispilled
    @kaispilled 3 года назад +7

    Having The Circles Update would be a nightmare...4:19

  • @Tattiestewe1340
    @Tattiestewe1340 3 года назад +5

    The lore of the series is amazing
    Arguments, anger, friendships, reunion
    I love it

  • @jackmorass
    @jackmorass 3 года назад +3

    I'm really happy that they won't remove cobblestone. I think that is a very important think

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 года назад +7

    2:17
    "Forever Alone Update"
    Me : "hey, I've seen this one before"

    • @rubiks_20
      @rubiks_20 2 года назад

      You pressed 1 instead of 3

  • @TMVsacrophagi
    @TMVsacrophagi 3 года назад +10

    Narrator seem like the type dude who wakes you up to say he's going to bed

  • @Schw1cky
    @Schw1cky 3 года назад +3

    This series is way funnier than I thought it would be.

  • @lancratot5066
    @lancratot5066 3 года назад +20

    0:15 "The totem of undying doesn't work IRL"
    But if he wrote that, that means it works *visible confusion*

    • @carsonthompson4260
      @carsonthompson4260 3 года назад +5

      Let me go test it
      Note: it doesn’t work :(

    • @lancratot5066
      @lancratot5066 3 года назад +3

      @@carsonthompson4260 told you it doesn- Hold up...

    • @lad1198
      @lad1198 3 года назад +4

      He either had someone else try it or he died and respawned

    • @fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257
      @fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257 3 года назад

      They killed thier pets

    • @lancratot5066
      @lancratot5066 3 года назад

      @@lad1198 wait i wasn't told you could respawn YEET