What were the Cars doing from 1939-1945?
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- Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024
- This video was made in collaboration with @MonsieurDean ! Check out his channel for the best political commentary and histories greatest ‘what if’ questions on RUclips (Link Below)! This man is seriously brilliant! Shout out to Black Rock Pictures as well for lending me an editor this week so that I could finish this video in a timely manor.
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This came out even funnier than I expected. 😂
I was completely surprised to see you here. So many great puns 👍
Taught me more than my history classes.
Car Wars: World Car 1
Seeing you here was unexpected
Oh my god it’d the guy from the thing
Germany, Italy, and Japan forming a car axis based on the superiority of their automobiles makes way more sense than it has any right to
Hitler would be a BMW that got cut off by a Jewish car
Lmaoo
@@gavinbryant5776 do there exist any jewish brand ownded carsv
True 😳
@@frida4587 There was an Autocars Co. Ltd. which produced two brands of cars, Sussita and Sabra.
I love how you have "Axel Powers" and "Fastisim" but then just "Car Hitler." It's hilarious
Kitler
Hummer
@@okaywhatevernevermind Humler
It could've been something like "HitAndRunler" but nope
@@ozmond Himmler
Fun Fact: WW II is actually canon to the Cars universe. The Planes spin off movie has a character who’s a WW II veteran and we even get a flashback of him fighting in the pacific.
Edit:
This also has some really strange implications, since the films establish that all vehicles are sentient beings. This means famous vehicles like the IJN Yamato, Kriegsmarine Bismarck, Enola Gay, USS Missouri, the Maus tank, and Karl-Gerat were all individual people.
Skipper, right?
@@urbainleverrier1 Yep
Yep skipper the corsair fighter plane
9/11 is implied to have happened as well. In fact it seems like most of Human History has happened in the cars universe
@@Dock284 Imagine Atomic bombs in Planes
I like how there are a ton of clever puns in this and then you have “Carpoland” and “Car Hitler”
Car Hitler is nothing compared to yougoslowvia
Ussrv
@@BenjaminBallin
I see what you did there. 😝
How about Carpooland?
@@misterchips358 genius
I would have scored better on my world history exams if I had access to this information earlier in life. Thank you for educating the next generation properly
I showed this to my history teacher he told me not to show anyone else because this is why historians don’t want you to knos
I would of 100% gotten a 5 on my apwh test if I had this knowledge
The AP Euro exam would have been a breeze had this video come out sooner. Clearly, the College Board is to blame! They stopped this video from coming out! Down with the Acorn!
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Yugoslowvia made me laugh 😂
Missed opportunity to call him Gasolini
You left the opportunity to call Winston Churchill as Piston Churchill
He did WHAT to Churchill?!
@@D3xterJettster just laughed out loud in the middle of class
@@D3xterJettsterlmao
Cermany
Piston Churchwheel
My favorite part is how crammed in between all these car puns we just have Gerald Ford completely unchanged
I think it’s because there’s already a car company named Ford….
The real Gerald Ford even said "I'm a Ford, not a Lincoln".
@@Alan_Marin no s*** sherlock 💀🤣
@@Alan_Marin what a revelation. Genius observation.
@AintNoWay that comment might just be the stupidest thing I’ve seen all week.
Of course there’s no such thing as a company named Ford or Chevrolet or Dodge. That’s like a company named Volkswagen or Mitsubishi.
Gerald Ford being Tow Mater’s running mate is genius and historically accurate.
My grandfather served in the invasion of Carmandy in the 2nd Armored Car Division. He often told me the story of when he fought furiously against a group of German panzcars until his left tire was punctured. He was then rushed to safety by an ambulance tow truck but not before taking a couple of those Kraut cars out. He still has his M1 Carand from his service. He and others like him were true heroes of Carmerica and all should raise their side mirrors in salute.
yes
This was amazing to read
My grandfather was a Carnadian who stormed the beaches of Carmandy. He served in the 18th Carfantry division. He and a few other survive the initial invasion destroying several German Panzcars but his next task was to recapture the small town of Carseulles sur-Mer. With the help reinforcements he and others recaptured the small town. My grandfather would survive the war and briefly live in the United States of Carmerica until moving back to Carnada again.
M1 carand actually doesn't make a ping, it makes a turbo sound
Panzerfasts*
I love how you didn't need to add a mustache to car Hitler, he already has one lol
Also Stalin and all the mustache boys
@@Danymok sup
Lmao can’t believe you’re here! Big fan of your channel!
@@DocuDubery 6hours ago
@@Danymok 1 day ago
I want this channel to be the only piece of human history to survive long enough to be found by aliens millions of years in the future.
i like how seamlessly it switches between names with car puns and names with the word "car" slapped in front of it.
Missed the opportunity to put Nagakawasaki
My great-grandfather lost both doors on the right side while fighting the Volkswagens on the eastern front. Never forget those who sacrificed so much so that we may be here.
Thank Your grandfather for his service
your granfather not only fought Volkswagen, he also fought Porche division, Maybach division and BMW divison
You mean great carfather? :D
We must also honor those who sacrificed to stop the asiatic horde of mitsubishis and thoses medieval Fiats
You missed the opportunity to call "car stalin" car stallin 😂
"Fastism." "Axle Powers." 💀💀
💀💀💀💀
Lightning warfare, Carlingrad, Pearl Carbor.
Just genius.
This is one of the best
carmerica, africar, highwayshima
amazing
UssRV
I'm really enjoying learning history through this channel
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
You never learn this side of history in history class, the public should really know this stuff and finally this man is exposing what the government does not want us to know.
I too enjoy this, it is the one thing NCR and Legion can agree on
@@AlphaLegionTacticoolShitposts ruclips.net/video/g7wLR1vsx6M/видео.html
Gotta say first comment of mine ever to hit over 100 likes. Why did you people like this comment?
The amount of car puns is amazing
"Those who drive on roads decide nothing. Those who pave the roads decide everything." damn, that's deep.
Don’t forget that in the movie “Planes”, there’s a scene where the old coach flies down through the clouds, where they then get fired upon. That scene is CRAZY
This means it’s canonically true
“Highwayshima”
“Operation Carbarossa”
“Car Hitler”
“Union of Soviet Socialist Recreational Vehicles (USSRV)”
“Pearl Carbor”
this video has so many funny puns and those aren’t all of them 😆
operation overdrive
Vroomania 😂
Don’t forget Yugoslowvia
I found North Africar really good too
"The gears of the entire war began to shift - in reverse" 🤣
All jokes aside I love how this is actually historically accurate with the only difference being the fact that this is cars
I mean it glosses over the entirety of Japan's war with China and expansion into the pacific as well as the US isle hopping campaign. I feel like it also swaps the roles of Eisenhower (Sarge) and McArthur (has no car equivalent, but Mater is somewhat related due to his participation in the pacific theater and later political activity), where McArthur was the one who got fired for proposing nuking the Chinese-held area around Korea, and Eisenhower got elected as President.
Also it completely ignores the holocaust, rape of nanjing, and other crimes against humanity
@@thesnipenieer2144 you're the reason nerds are bullied
@@thesnipenieer2144 showed more than our school did (we were told the Germans invaded Poland and that the Holocaust happened during 5years of history but only how the Jews died; other groups were never mentioned) [THAT WAS IN A GERMAN SCHOOL 😭]. And to this day I only roughly know of the warongoings in Northern Europe, Pearl Harbour and parts of Japan. No idea what happened in Sothern Europe (except Italy), Africa, Australia, Asia, South America and our oceans, let alone Antarctica or other smaller or further from Europe parts of the world😓😠
It also fails to mention the importance of the lend lease program that helped the Russians turn the tides at Stalingrad
@@thesnipenieer2144 you must be fun at parties
my great-grand uncle Carbert fought under Friedrich Carlus' 9th Carmy in Carlingrad. He was very lucky because he was injured on his left front tire, so he was transported out of the city just days before the USSRV completely encircled the city. Thanks for covering these events, it means a lot to me personally that these events are not forgotten.
I really appreciate the lengths you go to educated the masses about things that have been hidden us for ages.
Edit: I truly appreciate how other people agree with me :)
It’s outrageous that the gouvernement still hides us this information to this day.
PUNS
He should do another documentary of Car Wars II, but in the Carcific Theater.
@@burnypython8230 100% agree
@@ahahuehafook4207 glory of the car puns
Heres a suggestion: " What did the trains from Thomas the tank engine do in Poland?"
Transporting "cattle"
Or "What did the trains from Thomas the tank engine do in Soviet during 1945 -1954"
Unironically, the Soviet trains idea is a lot better. We already had many 'ahahahahahaha le epic trains holocaust' memes yet no one ever dared to talk about the Holodomor. So yeah, what da trains doin?
They were only following orders
Following orders ruclips.net/video/sOTBU5QJJWM/видео.html
2:03 it should have been "Operation Carburetor"
You sir deserve an osCAR and Mobile Peace Prize for your vital and accurate historical research and documentary.
Under-rated comment.
Carmedy
*Mobil Peace Prize
This is unironically a beautiful way to teach people history. Just put it into a context thats adorable and/or hilarious and people will learn by accident.
Shame on you for not taking seriously such a tragic event in history.
Millions of cars died in the Lada division - Eastern front, my great grandfather was even taken to a wrecking camp in Germany during the "operation Axle". Thankfully he survived, and his engine stopped only in 2012
I was too busy laughing to actually learn anything
i mean, all the puns wouldn't be as funny if we didn't know the original name of what it's referencing. But without puns your idea sounds really good
I genuinely don’t think I’ve found a video I’ve laughed as much in the first 30 seconds than this one
I'm looking through the cars lore, and I can't help but notice: Before car ww2 there were loads of cars with little soft tops. There was also an abundance of broken down vehicles and vehicles of Slavic decent such as ladas and tatras. In modern day cars universe, these cars seem to be missing. Is there something that happened during cars ww2 that would cause the numbers of these cars to plummet? Was there some sort of mass scrappage scheme?
Everything I read shows there being more of them after the war.
There were documents and records of train engines being interrogated in Nuremberg after ww2 for their involvement in transporting cars to supposed mass scrapyards.
@@matthew8153 - If I only have 4 scrapyards, can I really scrap 6 million cars in 3 years?
Perhaps the used the cover of a major war to hide the fact that they turned a lotta them into scraps?
@@GeorgianDissident
Jesus, Mario Cart, and Joseph I never thought to actually do the math.
What was Thomas the Tank Engine doing in Poland during WW2 ?
He was just following orders
We need to know the truth
You can't handle the truth
he did a little bit of trolling
Baking things
Missed opportunity for: Benito Maserati.
i fucking love how they are so serious about just slapping car puns or just "car [insert anything]" on just every single fucking line. and the entire thing is just ww2 summarized. this is one of the better memey history scenarios
Bro, do you not think this is real history?
@@Belisariuslover no, in my timeline car hitler won. why do you think my PFP exists
@@sovietunion7643 Ah, I see. I must have forgot went I Gasaported to that driveline and became car himmler. So many Carfantry soldiers were totalled in the conflict that there was a gasine.
my man is a Finish communist, cringe 12 y/o redditor
L pfp
Do not stop doing what you’re doing. We need history content like yours.
this is the best video ever created on all of youtube
It’s the details like the ‘33 on the side of Car Hitler (for the year Hitler took power) that I can’t get over. Hats off to both of you this is beyond genius!
“The Motor oil-Ribbentrop Pact” is the funniest line i think you’ve said so far
Oh my god this was so much better than I expected - the puns are too good.
I never knew you could fit so many car-related puns in a 5-minute video. Well done man.
Someone really needs to make a fan movie based off of Cars WW2
Ships movie
Ships 2
Ships 3
@@dokiperson8733azur lane
Ships 1: is a Disney movie. and the Protagonist is a Light Destroyer that serves in the British navy during WW2. and the villain might be Bismarck (Main villain that commands the nazi fleet) or Adolf Volkswagen (commands the Military but he's not going to die in this movie yet)
Ships 2: Another Disney movie during WW2 in the Pacific perspective. the Protagonist is Different now... It's now an American Cruiser that serves the US navy during WW2. and the Villain might be Yamato (this battleship is strong) and Akagi (Commands the Air force)
but don't worry. Protagonist Cruiser. has friends too.
-That Corsair Figher plane (From planes Series)
-USS Enterprise
-And his other Close friend Cruisers
Ships 3 Operation Wolfpack: The Nazi Perspective!!!
the Protagonist is A German U-Boat
His mission is to Sink American Vessels and British Vessels. with his U-Boat Friends (His friends will die slowly one by one until he's alone before the war ends)
and while he's retuning to base Damaged. he got Slap by a depth charge. 1948 He's awake and he realizes that the war is over
@@dokiperson8733 wow. so good, i think
How would they hold the guns?
The battle of carlingrad truly was a turning point in this monumental war
The Germans stalled in Stallinggrad.
If you're taking suggestions here's a good one:
"How did Walter White help produce chemical weapons to be used on the Vietnam war"
well back then before the reagen/conservative welfare cut and neoliberalism american healthcare is actually affordable so we have to make a diffrent reason for walt to leave his simple school job to work for the goverment developing brutal biochemical weapon
OMG YES YES HAVAHAHA
JESSE, WAKE THE FCK UP WERE GONNA DROP BOMBS IN NAM
_“We need that Agent Orange, Jessie…”_
JESSE WE NEED TO SAVE SAIGON
Who can forget the efforts of Sally the Riveter and how she and millions of other women cars were laid off after the War was over? The Pacific Racetrack, too, has untold horrors in its concrete.
The amount of effort in this video...There should be a book about this...WAIT..
I truly love and respect this man for bringing the true historical facts to light one day all people shall see the truth
I'd watch an hour long documentary of this conflict and all the important facts like Larry the Lobster's heroic actions for king and country.
The "USS Enterprise Rentacar" are you fucking kidding me I cant breathe
But is anybody gonna talk about how Mario helped the D Day invasion succeed?
Fr.. without mario, the world would've been completely different...
@@fravel8702 the world would be better if luigi won the war
Mario is the only Italian soldier that succeeded in D Day but not the rest of Mussolini's army which is in Greece
Mario canonically fought in Vietnam.
Bowser later became the current ruler of North Korea
Back in 1934 Adolf Hitler actually instructed a car designer named Ferdinand Porsche to create a car which could transport a family of five at 100k/ph. German families were offered this car but then WW2 broke out. After the war it would become the BEST selling car of all time. Producing over 40 million cars between 1945-2003.
@Tonald Drump what
@Tonald Drump Average lefty.
@Tonald Drump Not as cringe as your overaly used left-wing SJW youtube username.
@@hammer3721 I didn't even mean to trigger it (don't wanna use the wrong pronouns)
@@liamgranville7444 It's not your fault. They come from the shadows when you least expect it!
wow! I never quite knew the nuances of world war cars but this documentary makes it seem so simple, this will be crucial in my school project. Thanks so much!!!
In case you’re still taking suggestions, I’ve always wanted to know what role did the Koala Brothers play in the Great Emu War of 1932. I understand their efforts in aviation were instrumental for the Emu armed forces to win, but why would they betray king and country to help them?
Great suggestion in my opinion.
I drank a shitload of wine and counted at least 25 unique spoken car/WWII specific puns. Didn't even try to count the captions. Nice job.
I love this 2nd Car war documentary i learnt so much!
You missed the opportunity to say “karea” instead of Korea. But this is an amazing accurate history video.
Guten Tag Israel
Am sry
Or AmeriCAR
they actually did it recently
0:45 - That BF 109 E actually looks like a character straight from Planes. As an aeronautic fan, I can only wish for that tho.
There was an F4U Corsair in that movie aswell, must've had hella PTSD from those Mitsubishis(Zeros)
"Grandpa your car is stallin'"
Car Grandpa:*Car WW2 Flashbacks*
At first they had all these sneakily hidden and well thought out car puns, but it eventually just turned into putting the word car in places its not supposed to be😂😂😂. Love this channel
How did the penguins of Madagascar help Mussolini suppress the Italian Mafia before Italy joined the axis powers
Great piece of history thank you for not letting this get lost in time 🙏🙏🙏
would like to hear the history of how samauri Jack fled to the U.S. after being defeated in the Satsuma Rebellion and changed his identity to prof. Utonium, then helping America bomb japan with the powerpuff girls
The United States' Manhattan Project, devised in secret government facilities on the outskirts of the City of Townsville, resulted in the development of the world's first successful nuclear weapons in the late stages of World War II in 1945.
Blossom, the leader of the Air Force squadron tasked with carrying these new weapons of mass destruction, detonated the first nuclear "gadget," named "Twiggy," in the Jornada del Muerto desert of New Mexico, on July 16, 1945, at what was then the USAAF Alamojojojo Bombing and Gunnery Range. The test bomb relied on Utonium implosion fission technology. Implosion fission of Utonium was the technology the test bomb relied on. Utonium in the bomb for testing imploded through fission technology.
Despite the open denouncement of nuclear weapons by Press Secretary Sara Bellum and top nuclear physicist Ms. Keane, U.S. President Mayor opened the "football" and phoned in orders for nuclear strikes weeks later.
Bubbles was all joy and laughter--even gay--as she dropped the uranium bomb named "Amoeba Boy" on HIMosHIMa, Aug. 6, 1945. Despite the utmost evil and destructive power, the blast was seen by some physicists as far less severe than intended on accident, based on the terrain of the exact point the bomb hit.
Just three days later, Aug. 9, Buttercup weaved through the toughest Zero Fighters guarding the city of Sedusa, whose airspace--in addition to the Zero Fighters--was too thick with dark clusters to drop her Utonium bomb safely. She grumbled over radio about what she perceived as her mission team's ineptitude, ultimately speaking codeword "boxcar," which triggered Plan B. Buttercup instead delivered her payload, "Major Man," on the alternate location, Nagangreengang. The colorful sickly waste from explosion and fallout caused increasing doubt about the heroism of the bombings as time passed, not to mention mutations such as that of nearby schoolboy Elmer Sklue. Initially welcomed home as heroes who saved the day, the perpetrators of these nuclear attacks have since been regarded by many historians and civilians around the world as among the greatest villains of history.
@@closethockeyfan5284 All this, while French nazi spy Dexter La Boratori hunted Utonium, eventually infiltrating his lab and planting the DeeDeemolisher bomb. Luckily though, one man Johnathan (Test) located and neutalized it, before calling bomb disposal unit "Cowardly Dog". (sorry, I don't know enough about history to go along with something real)
"The gears of the entire war began to shift ... in reverse." I like your style. Also, Monsieur Z!
The detail on this is phenomenal 😂
I'm a history major/geek if I ever do end up teaching history I will definitely be showing these videos lol
I’m a history teacher and I’ve shown this to my year 9s
They thought I was a weirdo
The history lesson I didn't know I needed
That was actually one of the BEST RUclips videos I've EVER SEEN! The number of puns, jokes, links to history, and ties-in with Cars lore was incredible. Thank you for giving us such a great video.
The detail on this is insane if you translate blitz Von Koening it means lightning king
My great grandfather fought in the battle of Monte Carsino and lived to tell the tale, he was said to be a sharpshooter and he was also helping other Polish cars master their accuracy.
The questions we need to ask answered by someone we don’t deserve
Missed opportunity to call Moscow "Moscar"
I’d really like to know how Manfred Von Karma from Ace Attorney helped orchestrate the attack on Pearl Harbor and contributed to the Empire’s war crimes in China. It’s also curious how he escaped being prosecuted for his war crimes and became a corrupt lawyer in California… I’d like to know how that happened…
2:56 using Hitler's art as the background, brilliant
This will be the first history video my kids will actually pay attention to! Thank you!
I would wholeheartedly unironically watch a series on this!!!
Absolutely beautiful video
0:50 “Blitzkrieg Von Koenig” Genius
The best part about this is that it’s probably canon, since it’s implied in the planes movie that ww2 happened.
You had me on the ground with "Fastist rally."
When you take the car lore to a whole new level.
This video is just what I needed.
Honestly, this video is still less absurd than the plot of Cars 2.
Would absolutely love to see Dr. Felton make a reaction video to this. The "cheeky-ness" of such British humor might blow the whole planet up.
The best video I've ever watched.
this feels like 80 percent serious and I love it
5:04 COME ON MAN, ITS CAR-EA
Can't help but think Stalincard would have been better as Carlingrad. Great video either way.
i like how this isnt about cars in our universe but cars in cars universe
That’s awesome that you got Monsieur Z in your video
This is off the hook. I love it!
The number of auto puns I've learned from this video is simply...fastinating
I am laughing so, so hard, and I love how this is educational as well. I'm gonna email this to my teacher and see if he can play it in class.
Archaeologists now "we can't be sure when the pyramids were truly built"
Archaeologists in 3057 -"our ancestors were fucking idiots"
3:16 that one cars mouth is still blue
This is so brilliant I just can't
To the ones wondering why Mator nuked Highwayshima and Nagasaki was because he pissed himself in Tokyo and swore revenge for the civilians humiliating him.
Or maybe he didn't piss and instead saw something he really loved or liked In japan a lot and something came out of his pants and then later it became a abusive relationship to a point where he loved it so much that he decided to nuke the place with his fat bomb
I wish I could like this video 5 times, because not only is this quality content, the level of puns sent me 6 feet under.
Well done!
I loved the part where it had something to do with cars 😂
Someone count all the car puns in this video
Monsieur Z and DocuDuberry, the collab we didn't ask for but the Collab we needed
yes
Missed an opportunity to name the leaders of the Axle powers "Volkswagen", "Ferrari" and "Toyota".
And the leaders of the Allied powers "Tesla", "Bentley", and "GAZ"
This thing is absolute genious. Congrats, I laughed my ass off hard