Dumbest Criminal Ever

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @reala90
    @reala90 2 года назад +13953

    I love how her apology is basically just "I'm sorry you decided to ruin my day by pressing charges."

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 2 года назад +329

      @Link to the clip The bots are gettin' sassy

    • @terrypetty4748
      @terrypetty4748 2 года назад +227

      Roses are red, violets are blue.
      I just stepped into bot hell, and so did you.

    • @0x8badf00d
      @0x8badf00d 2 года назад +64

      These bots are so fast, the first reply was 35 minutes ago when Pakmanjosh's comment was only 30 minutes ago.

    • @dessichu
      @dessichu 2 года назад +6

      truly a terrible being

    • @srslydoatm9251
      @srslydoatm9251 2 года назад +18

      Average RUclipsr apology be like

  • @brittanyb905
    @brittanyb905 2 года назад +6608

    I love how she said it was an easy crime but also got caught so easily and then had to serve time, and pay it back.

    • @Revanchist2
      @Revanchist2 2 года назад +215

      Don't do the easy crime, if you can't do the easy time

    • @mechanicalsilence1
      @mechanicalsilence1 2 года назад +67

      It was as easy to throw them in prison.

    • @FearlesSLaughteR1
      @FearlesSLaughteR1 2 года назад +17

      Easy time
      Edit I wrote this before I read the responses thinking I’d hit the joke first, silly me

    • @danielalbert9749
      @danielalbert9749 2 года назад +7

      @@mechanicalsilence1 an easy conviction.

    • @tobiasfunke8967
      @tobiasfunke8967 2 года назад +2

      oogah boogah brittany amused

  • @Buzzy_Bland
    @Buzzy_Bland 2 года назад +6239

    “There was $150 in that envelope, and I wanted it. And it was mine.”
    This chick literally never moved past the “mine” stage from toddlerhood.

    • @shiruotakuno28
      @shiruotakuno28 2 года назад +106

      @Nonaya Bidness a man after midnight

    • @SharpieElectricity
      @SharpieElectricity 2 года назад +100

      Stingy from lazy town vibes

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 2 года назад

      Drugs cause people to regress back to childhood. She was already on heroin when she did this. She probably did like 400 robberies throughout her career, and got caught 3 times.
      To her, "money" translates to "indescribable happiness". They will literally risk having their head obliterated by a 12ga. to grab the Walmart earrings off your mom's dresser drawer.

    • @ronaldoalberto3510
      @ronaldoalberto3510 2 года назад +201

      I cringed when she said that, she sounded like the stereotypical rich spoiled character from any kid's cartoon

    • @hecklejack7726
      @hecklejack7726 2 года назад +6

      Exactly

  • @Jgfhujnggg23342
    @Jgfhujnggg23342 2 года назад +1292

    I love the fact her face is barely blurred out, the editors knew what they were doing and as a fellow human I must salute them.

    • @UnknownUser-xk5rr
      @UnknownUser-xk5rr 2 года назад +28

      Even as someone who's only human because there's no other option, I still salute them.

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 Год назад

      Why hide her face at all? Why do this degenerate any favours?

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Год назад +1

      Not like it matters. This video has been shared like a billion times. At least they made an attempt. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mrpizzawizard
      @mrpizzawizard Год назад +11

      Reminds me of that hilarious Nathan For You bit where he barely burred the parents faces. So hysterical.

    • @TojiFushigoroWasTaken
      @TojiFushigoroWasTaken Год назад +6

      ​@@mrpizzawizardthey knew it was gonna be a waste of pixels 😂

  • @lolllama1504
    @lolllama1504 2 года назад +6589

    She’s literally holding back laughter when talking about her crimes lmao, she’s like a early 2000’s cartoon villain who always gets away with it so she can come back next episode

    • @hhhkojkjk6962
      @hhhkojkjk6962 2 года назад +13

      yea because its funny im not saying i would but free 150 bucks sounds like a good deal

    • @KB-fk3jj
      @KB-fk3jj 2 года назад +39

      Half these comments are bots

    • @at0mizer
      @at0mizer 2 года назад +45

      we literally cant have a fuckinf conversation with these bots in the way

    • @scazab6408
      @scazab6408 2 года назад +1

      1 thousandth like :D

    • @zyzir
      @zyzir 2 года назад +6

      early 2000’s? thats a way older trope than that

  • @carcinogeneticist378
    @carcinogeneticist378 2 года назад +29654

    The fact that she’s saying she needed the money while drinking overpriced coffee is icing on the cake.

  • @Generic-usernam3
    @Generic-usernam3 2 года назад +4924

    “I gave the money back so I shouldn’t be charged” is the same mentality as “he survived after I shot him though, why am I in trouble?”

    • @larrythestoner2449
      @larrythestoner2449 2 года назад +217

      That is such a perfect way to describe it

    • @micksmartin3z545
      @micksmartin3z545 2 года назад +68

      No, its not 🤦‍♂️

    • @vincentgibbons5613
      @vincentgibbons5613 2 года назад +53

      Wellllll in your example theres still a guy with a bullet in him, honestly theres no real harm done to the girl scouts.

    • @archivelibrarian6818
      @archivelibrarian6818 2 года назад +149

      not really. its more like "i healed his wounds after i shot him so why am i in trouble?" still pretty dumb logic either way

    • @archivelibrarian6818
      @archivelibrarian6818 2 года назад +21

      @Aidan Callaghan it really isnt though

  • @Mischievous_Moth
    @Mischievous_Moth Год назад +201

    This is actually an interesting look into the minds of two sociopaths.

    • @thelastmotel
      @thelastmotel 7 месяцев назад +7

      Don't use terms you don't understand. She's not a sociopath, she's just childish and greedy

    • @shadowwarrior1178
      @shadowwarrior1178 6 месяцев назад +24

      @thelastmotel
      “A persistent pattern of disregard for others.” Looks like Mischievous_Moth hit the nail on the head.
      Double-check your terms so that you understand.

    • @Slayer3752
      @Slayer3752 5 месяцев назад

      @@thelastmotel ☝️🤓

    • @Slayer3752
      @Slayer3752 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@shadowwarrior1178 ☝️🤓

    • @georgeide2337
      @georgeide2337 5 месяцев назад +4

      @kilo3s Being knowledgeable and being a nerd are not the same thing. Grow up.

  • @massacresoldier3082
    @massacresoldier3082 2 года назад +3295

    I like how she alternates between "We needed the money" and "We just wanted money." they didn't really need it, they were just greedy and saw some easy targets.

    • @babblekat3957
      @babblekat3957 2 года назад +41

      And yet despite being easy, they couldn't even hit em

    • @VaporeonEnjoyer1
      @VaporeonEnjoyer1 2 года назад +81

      If she was a heroin addict at the time of the girl scout heist I would actually hate her less as that's an addiction you need to feed otherwise the withdrawal can kill you. But she literally spent the money on Starbucks, which should of got her an extra year just on principle.

    • @youdonegoofed
      @youdonegoofed 2 года назад +13

      She's now facing a 9 years to life prison sentence lmao

    • @Cr1ptlord
      @Cr1ptlord 2 года назад +30

      Shes sipping Starbucks, and driving a brand new Passat, no way she had money troubles. I wonder what her backstory was.

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 2 года назад +9

      @@VaporeonEnjoyer1
      I think she was in the beginning stage of heroin addiction. Withdrawal is late-stage.

  • @Iriamu-Guillermo
    @Iriamu-Guillermo 2 года назад +9623

    I can do even dumber.
    I worked at a pizza joint when I was 17. And next door was a store that sold *VIDEO SURVEILLANCE EQUIPMENT* and these 3 rocket scientists thought it’d be great idea to steal from there. They broke in and tripped like 20 motion sensor cameras. The police had like almost 50 angles of video footage to find them. One of these geniuses even took his mask off and looked RIGHT AT the camera.

    • @tecategpt1959
      @tecategpt1959 2 года назад

      Intellectuals like those should be kept away from the world

    • @lMegumemesl
      @lMegumemesl 2 года назад

      @Link to the clip it's called telling a story dipfuck. Does Charlie know any of us personally? No yet he still tells stories to us like nothing.

    • @unofficialsliceofbread6461
      @unofficialsliceofbread6461 2 года назад +1588

      Hey, I'm not a robot like these other three, And I thought that was a pretty good story. Thumbs up.

    • @cristianjuarez1086
      @cristianjuarez1086 2 года назад +828

      What was the first bot even trying to point out?

    • @cyberklashnikov3062
      @cyberklashnikov3062 2 года назад +536

      There's some real goobers out there man

  • @theguywiththewhiteboard
    @theguywiththewhiteboard 2 года назад +3561

    Charlie has given many dumb criminals the title of “dumbest criminal ever”. In all honesty I think he should do a tier list to see who the dumbest criminal of all time is.

  • @TheMisanthropist69
    @TheMisanthropist69 2 года назад +458

    Her level of honesty is honestly refreshing. It's rare to find someone so blunt about who they are.

    • @jasonbrown20
      @jasonbrown20 2 года назад +20

      No point in lying if she's caught though.

    • @TrollMalefico1984
      @TrollMalefico1984 Год назад +5

      Their level of impudence is over 9000.

    • @wahwahwah6690
      @wahwahwah6690 Год назад +16

      It's so refreshing to see a criminal be rude and insulting while they admit they stole from small children.

    • @blitheringrando1410
      @blitheringrando1410 Год назад +11

      Nah, this is just in line with all the people who want to make shitty the norm by just being bluntly shitty all the time. There's a difference between honesty and being a sociopath who just doesn't care.

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 Год назад +2

      You know what else is refreshing? The frap. The frap caps off the complete lack of giving a shit.

  • @karma_in_affect
    @karma_in_affect 2 года назад +772

    both of them casually drinking their frappucinos, feeling no guilt like the rudest girls you knew in high school

    • @Vincisomething
      @Vincisomething 2 года назад +70

      mentally, they're probably still in high school

    • @shanecharles4589
      @shanecharles4589 2 года назад

      @@Vincisomething nah just piece of human garbage girls. Pure narcissism/sociopathy.

    • @wilsowallis
      @wilsowallis 2 года назад +13

      @@Vincisomething one of them was like 18 so they may have actually still been in high school

    • @Vincisomething
      @Vincisomething 2 года назад +5

      @@wilsowallis she didn't stop her crimes then though. It's like she just didn't learn lol

    • @wilsowallis
      @wilsowallis 2 года назад +3

      @@Vincisomething oh definitely lmao. i do not think her age excuses this shit at all, she damn well knew what she was doing.

  • @jaytodd9757
    @jaytodd9757 2 года назад +7269

    Props to her for not showing remorse where she has none and actually being honest about her dogshit personality and unwillingness to change. She helped get herself the sentence she deserved.

    • @jimbo0386
      @jimbo0386 2 года назад

      She deserves a longer sentence and mandatory community service

    • @jezpeep538
      @jezpeep538 2 года назад +485

      Yep, I respect that they're just brutally honest about how shit they are. I wish that every single shitty person were like them.

    • @memenatsuki2577
      @memenatsuki2577 2 года назад +12

      She did nothing wrong

    • @IchbinX
      @IchbinX 2 года назад +22

      Imagine if all women were this honest...

    • @SuperSpells
      @SuperSpells 2 года назад +340

      @@IchbinX Imagine if all people were this honest*

  • @rickyi3523
    @rickyi3523 2 года назад +2226

    I remember this story just because of how horrible the pixilation was. They really didn't care about hiding her identity.

    • @CheeseDanishMysteriousness
      @CheeseDanishMysteriousness 2 года назад +13

      @Savetion 👋🏻 hey buddy, who asked

    • @arsena5209
      @arsena5209 2 года назад

      @@user-bv3yy8sq3f and weird as fuck because who the hell clicks on someone's profile immediately after seeing what a horrible piece of shit that someone is

    • @ZeoHidra
      @ZeoHidra 2 года назад +113

      They probably just said "eh, screw'em".

    • @drew6017
      @drew6017 2 года назад +28

      Studios’ gotta pay for those pixels

    • @TheTobyOMG
      @TheTobyOMG 2 года назад +1

      I wouldn't care to pixilate her face either.

  • @arianatwiss4600
    @arianatwiss4600 Год назад +224

    Some girl scout troops have lock boxes for their money, but they aren't provided to troops by council, so if your troop can't afford it you don't get one. Also most girls have to pay for their cookies up front and BUY them from their troop and THEN resell them to sort of make their money back. So that very much was that girl's money

    • @breezy3176
      @breezy3176 Год назад

      so its like a pyramid scheme from the way you describe it except it uses children

    • @bristerfroster
      @bristerfroster Год назад

      So Girl Scout troops have been MLMs the whole time

    • @Mercisavior
      @Mercisavior Год назад +5

      Yea I used to be in Girl Scouts and we had a lock box and it sat in front of us I think when we sold cookies (no I’m not 7 I was forced to do that stuff)

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Год назад +4

      Anyone else think that's a good idea for a charity? Buy them lockboxes. Or bazookas.

    • @Hidakaku56
      @Hidakaku56 Год назад +2

      Wouldn't a lockbox make it easier to steal tho? You just grab the box and then when you get home grab a power tool and crack it open. Its not like the lockbox is gonna be a bank vault level thief deterrent

  • @MoonWielder
    @MoonWielder 2 года назад +6920

    Robbing a child just doing her duty and then bragging about it in front of the cameras? Their lack of remorse is astounding.

    • @luighost9917
      @luighost9917 2 года назад

      What the fuck is going on with these dysfunctional bots

    • @W1ck3d_Dr3ams
      @W1ck3d_Dr3ams 2 года назад +147

      Damn, bots are merciless machines.

    • @thelocalcrusader9522
      @thelocalcrusader9522 2 года назад +121

      this reply section is in active anomaly

    • @W1ck3d_Dr3ams
      @W1ck3d_Dr3ams 2 года назад

      @Trent Hamsley WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY

    • @mrgreenboy644
      @mrgreenboy644 2 года назад +64

      Honestly the sheer lack of regret should be a sentence multiplier or sum

  • @-freshsans
    @-freshsans 2 года назад +5141

    "I saw money, so I grabbed it."
    I'm glad our society can be so trustworthy

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi 2 года назад

      *Ok_Dont_Read_My_Names*
      ..

    • @Nell_Hell
      @Nell_Hell 2 года назад +71

      wtf are these comments

    • @EEE-1409
      @EEE-1409 2 года назад +15

      @Link to the clip _Wooosh_
      Hear that? That's the sound of the sarcasm going over your head

    • @mariopalmer3649
      @mariopalmer3649 2 года назад +2

      @Link to the clip actually true

    • @King0nyx
      @King0nyx 2 года назад +4

      @@Nell_Hell bots

  • @whysenberg9615
    @whysenberg9615 2 года назад +12015

    They're both drinking starbucks and smiling through the whole interview they literally don't care, goes to show how people are raised and how they think they're always in the right

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 2 года назад +3

      DONT READ MY USERNAME

    • @krispinwah2784
      @krispinwah2784 2 года назад

      I bet you they'll both be addicted to crack and be stuck with like 4 kids in a few years

    • @fcantil
      @fcantil 2 года назад +393

      Jesus, there's like a single non-bot reply here. yikes.

    • @uninterestedcat8429
      @uninterestedcat8429 2 года назад +26

      @@fcantil i make the 3rd lmao

    • @filmswithclass7275
      @filmswithclass7275 2 года назад +22

      @@uninterestedcat8429 4th, this comment got attacked attacked by the bots lmao

  • @DeadMeat991
    @DeadMeat991 2 года назад +28

    That's not brutally honest, that's brutally dumb.

  • @TeddyOG
    @TeddyOG 2 года назад +4173

    'I needed that money'
    As she sips on a $7 Starbucks drink

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz 2 года назад +1807

    I'm shocked that she didn't even say, "We live in a society" after *not* apologising for her actions.

    • @th3amazingjax438
      @th3amazingjax438 2 года назад +30

      We live in a society, Girl Scouts

    • @thecaptain6520
      @thecaptain6520 2 года назад +23

      "We live in a society where stealing money from children is a distant memory.."

  • @daneaguilar-aasted5331
    @daneaguilar-aasted5331 2 года назад +993

    "Not from stealing from girl scouts this time, that was just her gateway drug to a harder drug, heroin" will forever be my favourite string of words ever spun by Charlie

    • @requiemforameme1
      @requiemforameme1 2 года назад +2

      Think she spun herself just fine.

    • @novawolfe7348
      @novawolfe7348 2 года назад

      I read this as he said it.

    • @crazycsiw6404
      @crazycsiw6404 2 года назад

      @Cuties Movie You do not deserve respect for associating yourself with a disgusting creative work that should never exist

    • @crazycsiw6404
      @crazycsiw6404 2 года назад

      THEY HAVE CLIPS OF THE FUCKING MOVIE ON THEIR CHANNEL, EVEN WORSE

    • @blitheringrando1410
      @blitheringrando1410 Год назад

      Black Tar, Texas Tea....

  • @alittlebitgone
    @alittlebitgone 2 года назад +202

    Also, the judge and her lawyer were both reprimanded, and the lawyer was forced to resign, when it was found they conspired illegally to ensure Stephanie received preferential treatment and reduced punishment.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Год назад +11

      FFS REALLY?!?! 😡

    • @eliharper6616
      @eliharper6616 Год назад +14

      ​@@feraltaco4783evil maybe... But just pretty enough to get a reduced sentence

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Год назад +11

      @@eliharper6616 it's absolutely infuriating.

    • @Chugargonfan
      @Chugargonfan Год назад

      Blowjobs are powerful tools

    • @fatuusdottore
      @fatuusdottore 11 месяцев назад +12

      Wonder what they got in exchange.

  • @Rotbeam99
    @Rotbeam99 2 года назад +1750

    "I feel bad that I stole from a 9 year old girl, but hey, 150 dollars is 150 dollars"
    - Aristotle

  • @LXO_TC
    @LXO_TC 2 года назад +798

    I love how no matter the topic if charlie ask for more info someone in chat WILL know everything about the most random topic possible

    • @JinnaiT
      @JinnaiT 2 года назад +44

      It helps to have like 3000 people watching

    • @GreaterSociety
      @GreaterSociety 2 года назад +2

      Twitch is scary

    • @Cheshyrgrin
      @Cheshyrgrin Год назад +4

      It also helps that this story is almost a decade old and that the girl was on an episode of Tosh.0 about it...

  • @themilkman2465
    @themilkman2465 2 года назад +550

    I love that the first thing she says after being asked what she learned from this is "not to get caught"

    • @superdooper50
      @superdooper50 2 года назад +28

      Yeah it's actually wild how truthful they are. It's like they don't understand that people don't like other people messing with children lol

    • @h.p.hatecraft7850
      @h.p.hatecraft7850 2 года назад +8

      @Nonaya Bidness i hope you're joking.

    • @tychopanda
      @tychopanda 2 года назад +7

      @Nonaya Bidness the money earned from selling cookies is used to fund trips and activities for the troop. Where did you get the idea it goes to a corporation??

    • @asktastic12
      @asktastic12 2 года назад

      Defensive ass fucka

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Год назад

      "Or not steal."
      Ya think?! At least the entire world has seen how horrible they are.

  • @liberusmagnus
    @liberusmagnus Год назад +25

    150$? That's like 5 starbucks drinks, definitely worth it

  • @keithmichael112
    @keithmichael112 2 года назад +485

    I like that they barely blurred her face, they low key wanted you to see her face

    • @thebaseandtriflingcreature174
      @thebaseandtriflingcreature174 2 года назад +30

      “Hey, we totally don’t want you to make fun of this person 😉”
      “We absolutely, definitely think she ought to leave this situation scott free 😉”

    • @VaporeonEnjoyer1
      @VaporeonEnjoyer1 2 года назад +14

      @@thebaseandtriflingcreature174 I'm guessing the sidekick was a minor which is why the face was blurred. Not to protect her from mockery.

    • @thebaseandtriflingcreature174
      @thebaseandtriflingcreature174 2 года назад +2

      @@VaporeonEnjoyer1 😬
      Well fuck.
      That makes the blur job even worse.

  • @migjordanpayawal7856
    @migjordanpayawal7856 2 года назад +650

    The good thing is that sociopaths and psychopaths aren't always smart.

    • @DadsCigaretteRun
      @DadsCigaretteRun 2 года назад +2

      I wouldn’t say good thing 😂

    • @koolaids-man8668
      @koolaids-man8668 2 года назад +59

      @@DadsCigaretteRun that is good they're more likely to get caught lol

    • @impishlyit9780
      @impishlyit9780 2 года назад +14

      @@DadsCigaretteRun I have some of those tendencies, and trust me, you don't want a smart psycho.

    • @Saben.C-Spoon
      @Saben.C-Spoon 2 года назад +11

      ​@@DadsCigaretteRun but they still can do stupid harmful things to others, may be less dangerous but still dangerous

    • @jakethomas5016
      @jakethomas5016 2 года назад +31

      @@impishlyit9780 no one asked lol

  • @WHALEBOY777
    @WHALEBOY777 2 года назад +346

    Textbook psychopathy but with zero cunning, just living life as a GTA character

    • @fishontheinternetz3641
      @fishontheinternetz3641 2 года назад +7

      That would be called sociopathy then.

    • @crowgang6678
      @crowgang6678 2 года назад +14

      @@fishontheinternetz3641 the two teams are meaningless and interchangeable now, they're not even in the dsm or anything

    • @webspinster
      @webspinster 2 года назад +1

      This isn’t what psychopathy looks like.

    • @emstink
      @emstink 2 года назад +13

      @@webspinster While I don't agree with diagnosing random strangers and this is purely educational, following the only possible medical diagnostic criteria (the DSM-5 ) which unfortunately umbrella'd psychopathy into ASPD, it states ASPD is characterised by (AT LEAST THREE OF THE BELOW): a pattern of lack of adherence to social norms and laws, (which they appear to break repeatedly), a pattern of deceitfulness for personal pleasure (which they appear to do repeatedly), impulsivity and inability to plan (which they appear to have), lack of remorse/rationalising hurting or stealing from others (which they do), aggressive behaviour, irresponsible such as intense debt or missing work, or reckless towards their/other's safety. We can't comment on the last three since there's no evidence of that, there's no proof of conduct disorder, and we can't say they don't have another issue.
      Even if we ignore DSM-5 and follow old psychopathy criteria, PCL-R, glibness (definite 0), grandiose sense of worth, need for stimulation, pathological lying, manipulative, *lack of remorse* , shallow affect, *lack of empathy* , parasitic lifestyle, *poor behavioural control* , promiscuous behaviour, early behavioural issues, lack of realistic goals, *impulsive* , irresponsible, *failure to accept responsibility* , multiple short-term relationships, *juvenile delinquency* , *variety of crimes* , revoked release. I've bolded the ones of which there is evidence that this woman has displayed throughout her life.
      TL;DR; To say this isn't what psychopathy might look like when it aligns with a lot of the symptoms for diagnosis is off. I'm not their therapist so I would never say they actually have it, but this can be what psychopathy looks like. It can also just be drug addiction, a different mental illness. Could be brain damage. It can also just be entitlement. But psychopathy isn't always a man in a business suit slurping up on people's misery while manipulating all of his bosses into giving him a $1 mil raise. It can look like this too.

    • @joaquinmolina9228
      @joaquinmolina9228 2 года назад

      @@emstink dude you're just reading too much into it, just some girls trying to save face after being caught, it's not that deep. Not giving a fuck about stealing from a little girl doesn't make you a psychopath nor does it make you fall into aspd umbrella

  • @michaelbugner7011
    @michaelbugner7011 Год назад +8

    I really appreciate someone who lacks empathy just being honest about it.

  • @billwhite5688
    @billwhite5688 2 года назад +311

    That Girl Scout testified in a Cookie Monster bucket hat, honestly a power move

    • @819driver
      @819driver 2 года назад +2

      and also probably where the cookie monster nickname comes from

    • @jcc3333
      @jcc3333 2 года назад

      💀💀💀

  • @noice6994
    @noice6994 2 года назад +1922

    I feel so bad for these girl scouts, so saddening to see how heartless some people can be

    • @King0nyx
      @King0nyx 2 года назад

      @@spyder6100 it's another stupid bot

    • @zSwervee
      @zSwervee 2 года назад +6

      you’re talking to the generations that are growing up with technology, we’ve already seen everything we prolly shouldn’t have seen

    • @hhhkojkjk6962
      @hhhkojkjk6962 2 года назад +5

      lol this is funny as shit

    • @4wb21
      @4wb21 2 года назад +1

      @@spyder6100 its a bot

    • @gggsh7
      @gggsh7 2 года назад +22

      @Ian Valmont obvious bait is obvious

  • @silence604
    @silence604 2 года назад +800

    "But it's a crime"
    "Yeah but it's an easy crime"
    I can't stop laughing, my entire body hurts, and I just can't stop

    • @johnmartin8031
      @johnmartin8031 2 года назад +13

      Not gonna be so easy when the cops find out

    • @WardyLion
      @WardyLion Год назад +14

      You can almost hear her lawyer crying with frustration.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Год назад +1

      I'm in pain but only because I violently vomited my soul into another galaxy.

  • @flamiaminu5536
    @flamiaminu5536 2 года назад +38

    "What is a nine year old gonna do, fight back?"
    Don't underestimate a pissed off nine year old, they're little monsters when they wanna be.

  • @Overly_Hydrated
    @Overly_Hydrated 2 года назад +135

    Shoutout to the editor for putting as little effort into the face blurring as possible.

  • @ZombieManF
    @ZombieManF 2 года назад +1075

    I still don't think anyone will beat the guy who turned himself in after seeing his wanted poster for the reward

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi 2 года назад

      *Ok_Dont_Read_My_Names*
      ..

    • @saintmotel7813
      @saintmotel7813 2 года назад +189

      More bots in this reply section than cyberpunk, report them

    • @Georgesoros7790
      @Georgesoros7790 2 года назад

      @RAPING MERMAID SARAH LMAO All of you are bots I’ve seen past the matrix.

    • @frankiefrendreiss3844
      @frankiefrendreiss3844 2 года назад

      @Link to the clip shut mouth

    • @eliminator1472
      @eliminator1472 2 года назад +11

      Lmao that’s hilarious, got a link to the story?

  • @bee-natural5794
    @bee-natural5794 2 года назад +1296

    As a former Girl Scout, this makes my blood boil honestly. We use the money from cookies to fund our trips, which educate Scouts and also open opportunities for them to help their communties. The fact that this woman said she had no remorse probably makes her one of the most selfish people ever.

    • @anabel6368
      @anabel6368 2 года назад +30

      @Link to the clip what are you talking about lol 😂

    • @bruhh0713
      @bruhh0713 2 года назад +14

      @Link to the clip yeah lmao so funny haha (insert stupid emojis here)

    • @faithphoenix3999
      @faithphoenix3999 2 года назад +56

      Tbh they did society a favour by getting busted doing a stupid stunt like that. They really thought 1. That nobody would be watching 2. They wouldn't get caught 3. That $150 was worth the risk.
      Now, they have a potentially life altering, long term criminal offence on their record. 🤡

    • @shuruff904
      @shuruff904 2 года назад +17

      Don't be mad.
      Bee-natural!
      Srry....

    • @bee-natural5794
      @bee-natural5794 2 года назад +23

      @@shuruff904 surprisingly, that's the first time i've heard that joke about my username!

  • @gemeu1129
    @gemeu1129 2 года назад +34

    I lost it when the Girl Scout, in her UNIFORM, took the stand 😂 😂😂

  • @lazychickenwing474
    @lazychickenwing474 2 года назад +93

    ‘Probably not to get caught MAYBE not to steal again’ is the funniest lesson anyone can learn.

  • @i_own_adog
    @i_own_adog 2 года назад +321

    "Out of control drug user" is an absolutely hilarious way to describe her as a drug addict.

    • @grandfathernurgle283
      @grandfathernurgle283 2 года назад

      @Savetion 👋🏻 shut up.

    • @Gwyn1stborn
      @Gwyn1stborn 2 года назад +1

      Bro just take drugs and chill

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 года назад +2

      Functioning addicts are a thing, you know

    • @i_own_adog
      @i_own_adog Год назад

      @@oz_jones ok. You still literally used the term addict 😂 this woman doesn't seem to function well. Especially when she's described as "out of control"

  • @miaminights159
    @miaminights159 2 года назад +342

    How they can get in front of a camera with no remorse and then complain about their charges is disturbing. They will be forever known for what they did.

    • @bingdinggold1877
      @bingdinggold1877 2 года назад +19

      They've gotta be high or some shit I'm calling it now. There's no way they're BOTH THAT narcissistic on an average day. They reacted the exact same and acted like it wasn't even real

    • @marcusbergman6116
      @marcusbergman6116 2 года назад +1

      She seems like a psychopath to me. Absolutely no remorse.

    • @Iead
      @Iead 2 года назад +7

      ​@@bingdinggold1877 I mean one of them got caught doing heroine

    • @chadmann2724
      @chadmann2724 2 года назад +1

      I never knew them until today and this happened before Obama was president…calm down Keyboard Warrior

    • @bingdinggold1877
      @bingdinggold1877 2 года назад +3

      @@chadmann2724 I bet she still acts the same way though hopefully not but yk..

  • @cholm2070
    @cholm2070 2 года назад +7

    At least they were honest and didn’t pull out the whole “im so sowwy” schpeel. Nobody buys that shit.

  • @VashxTSx
    @VashxTSx 2 года назад +359

    Worked with a kid at a restaurant. Everyone knew the kid stole from the fridge. Even the GM knew he was stealing steaks and burgers. One day the genius shoves an entire 5lb bag of mini gummy bears into his pants and tries to walk out. That bag was so comically massive.
    The MOD had to fire him. GM just figured he needed food to survive. Not realizing just how much they let this kid steal. Worst part is he was the laziest worker possible. I genuinely never saw him do his job.

    • @ATFADL
      @ATFADL 2 года назад +61

      He had no time to actually work, he was planning the heist of a century over their! For real though that sucks that he didn't even do his job.

    • @carldalord
      @carldalord 2 года назад +34

      The Grand Master knew he was stealing burgers?

    • @lamegamertime
      @lamegamertime 2 года назад +17

      @@carldalord Well, it wasn't exactly 4D chess.

    • @himikojou5111
      @himikojou5111 2 года назад +22

      @@carldalord damn what kinda fancy ass restaurant has a local chess grandmaster on their payroll

    • @themug406
      @themug406 2 года назад +2

      @@ATFADL there*

  • @notaspy3751
    @notaspy3751 2 года назад +1006

    These "people" are perfect examples of blatant sociopathic behavior. Literally stealing from defenseless children and not a single hint of remorse. Almost as if they did it every day.
    And they probably do, so they should be jailed for quite a while.

    • @ChiloeYOMIH
      @ChiloeYOMIH 2 года назад +15

      Its not sociopathic. They probably felt something but decided the ends justified the means

    • @blacktigerpaw1
      @blacktigerpaw1 2 года назад +23

      @@ChiloeYOMIH It's close to it. It's low impulse control.

    • @Goodpizzaa
      @Goodpizzaa 2 года назад +3

      @DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE god damnit you're everywhere

    • @Chad_Thundercock
      @Chad_Thundercock 2 года назад +37

      These kinds of people don't understand or have the capacity to be reformed by imprisonment.
      There's only one language these kinds of people understand. Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to discuss that language on YT.

    • @timeTegus
      @timeTegus 2 года назад +1

      it would be stupid to steal from a person who can defend himself. but i get wher u are comming from

  • @malgoo3526
    @malgoo3526 2 года назад +54

    Her:"It's an easy crime"
    Also her: Gets caught

    • @swilson5320
      @swilson5320 2 года назад +1

      I was thinking about that too!

  • @fallencloser5028
    @fallencloser5028 Год назад +15

    Sell her every possessions and make her sell cookies to get them back.

  • @torinnmyastan9505
    @torinnmyastan9505 2 года назад +957

    I hate the fact we live in a world where kids can't be happy and get taken advantage of by deplorable people

    • @lockerbuddy2039
      @lockerbuddy2039 2 года назад +33

      I mean, they can be happy, parents just need to watch their kids more because this shit happens usually while their eyes are off their kids. Sometimes it's out of their hands but most of the time, it's semi preventable. For example, I wouldn't be letting my kid have a Twitter EVER. It's shocking that there are fucking 11 year olds on that site. Sucks that parents genuinely do need to put their kids on a literal leash 99% of the time because of assholes and pedos but it is how it is.

    • @arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060
      @arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060 2 года назад +10

      I mean yeah, the world is a terrible place and always had been. There's good in it too, but not enough for it to have ever been a good idea to leave kids in charge of large amounts of money.

    • @torinnmyastan9505
      @torinnmyastan9505 2 года назад +3

      @@lockerbuddy2039 yeah I see where you're coming from, I just hate that how that's a thing, if I was ro have kids I'll make sure to raise them to be safe .

    • @torinnmyastan9505
      @torinnmyastan9505 2 года назад

      Honestly these women are just cold hearted creatures and I'd hate to think they'd ever have kids

    • @EliteProductions3129
      @EliteProductions3129 2 года назад

      The Girl Scouts are exploiting them for free labor to sell fucking cookies dude. It's not like it was a kid with a lemonade stand.

  • @false8260
    @false8260 2 года назад +307

    It amazes that she doesn’t even try to act sorry. That’s like the most obvious thing to do if you’re in a situation like that.

    • @emstink
      @emstink 2 года назад +27

      Right? It's not hard to cry a little and say things were so hard, you were so hungry that you were two steps away from biting the little girl scout's head off before you snapped back into reality and realised the only moral thing for you to do would be to steal the money so you didn't resort to cannibalism.

    • @jonb914
      @jonb914 2 года назад +1

      I don't think she's physically capable. She's literally smirking in every video. I don't think she's even pretended to be sorry for a single thing in her entire life the nerve endings required for a facial expression other than "smug bitch" have completely withered away.

    • @wink-ler9008
      @wink-ler9008 2 года назад +18

      Tbh i kinda respect the honesty 💀

    • @Adraeth
      @Adraeth 2 года назад +2

      It's the most obvious... But only if you're a decent human being. I just see two living trash bags left out in mid-july.

    • @mayrarivera20
      @mayrarivera20 2 года назад

      Atleast act sorry even if you don't mean it.

  • @gebzeppelin6740
    @gebzeppelin6740 2 года назад +297

    I love how she's holding a coffee through all of this

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 2 года назад

      DONT READ MY USERNAME

    • @brendanstone9095
      @brendanstone9095 2 года назад

      @Link to the clip fuck are you talking about? And you're commenting yourself. Follow your own logic mate.
      Edit: More click bait shit. Should have known. Took me like 20 secs but damn they're jumping through every hoop now.

    • @Ilive_420
      @Ilive_420 2 года назад +2

      Coffee drinkers are goblins

    • @riotman3579
      @riotman3579 2 года назад +1

      I bet she used money from that 9 year old to buy it

    • @eeeby_deeby
      @eeeby_deeby 2 года назад

      So many fucking bots.

  • @CaptainDoomsday
    @CaptainDoomsday 2 года назад +7

    These women seem like complete psychopaths. Hearing the rap sheet at the end, I just had flashbacks to the outrageously Chaotic Evil cartoon villains featured in Robocop. I can't imagine the sidekick had much difference in her career based on them sharing the exact same behaviour in the interview.

  • @joshuacastanon626
    @joshuacastanon626 2 года назад +120

    The Starbucks sip at the end of the first girls interview really is the icing on the cake for me

    • @joshuacastanon626
      @joshuacastanon626 2 года назад +2

      Update they both have Starbucks Jesus Christ

    • @lishen7307
      @lishen7307 2 года назад

      It's the VW Passat for me, default white girl car

    • @johnb7975
      @johnb7975 2 года назад

      @Link to the clip why tf do you keep pasting that

  • @rudytrujillo4197
    @rudytrujillo4197 2 года назад +325

    "If your daughter is in the girl scouts, tell her to sleep with one eye open" Not gonna lie that one got me cracking up xD

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 2 года назад

      DONT READ MY USERNAME

    • @-freshsans
      @-freshsans 2 года назад +29

      This deserves at least one human comment

    • @UndeadPigeonFilms
      @UndeadPigeonFilms 2 года назад +19

      @@-freshsans Let's make that two human comments.

    • @puffstabby
      @puffstabby 2 года назад +16

      @@UndeadPigeonFilms Gotta make it 3 just for shits and giggles

    • @-freshsans
      @-freshsans 2 года назад +14

      Heck ye, good lads

  • @VestibuIe
    @VestibuIe 2 года назад +70

    Even with her face being blurred you can still make out her smile, what a wicked woman

  • @eddeh0772
    @eddeh0772 2 года назад +4

    I hate how much you can still see the self-impressed congratulatory smile behind the pixelation

  • @coriolis07
    @coriolis07 2 года назад +96

    I’ve been a Girl Scout since I was 5. I’m a senior now (as ranked in the troop - I’m only a freshman in high school), and neither of the two troops I’ve been in have been robbed while selling cookies. It’s crazy to think that someone would just decide to steal from a stand of little girls outside a Walmart, especially considering how little money (usually only 10% - 20%) actually goes to the troop. I’m glad this type of thing doesn’t happen more often!

    • @coriolis07
      @coriolis07 2 года назад +13

      @chinsaw2727 most of the money goes to the local Girl Scout Council where the sale was made. Girl Scout Councils use the money from cookie sales to fund various educational programs, make uniforms, badges, etc.

    • @cosmiccatnip5406
      @cosmiccatnip5406 2 года назад +1

      @@coriolis07 and to line their pockets... Company steals from the girls just as much using their free labor The CEO in 2021 made over $700,000 and there's a yearly membership fee to be a girl scout

    • @luckylarry88
      @luckylarry88 2 года назад

      @@coriolis07 They use it to launder drug money

    • @Mysterey101
      @Mysterey101 2 года назад +1

      The small amt that goes to the troop kinda supports the sidekicks assertion that, "It's not like [they're] actually stealing from a 9yr old girl" lol

  • @blujaebird
    @blujaebird 2 года назад +181

    There was a girl who came from a wealthy family who stole from my friend's fundraising box for choir for no reason other than she wanted money. My friend was raising money for their trip to Disneyland at the end of the year. To make up the difference my friend and I baked cookies and sold those along with the rest of the candy bars we had left (she also stole a bunch of candy bars).

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 2 года назад +1

      DONT READ MY USERNAME

    • @sayrics2693
      @sayrics2693 2 года назад +16

      Did yall go to disney land tho

    • @skully3242
      @skully3242 2 года назад

      Gotta love the fucktarded youtube bots

    • @manuelsputnik
      @manuelsputnik 2 года назад +15

      eat the rich

    • @CazadorSlayer
      @CazadorSlayer 2 года назад

      I've heard rich kids end up stealing a lot of the time out of boredom and entitlement.
      I can maybe turn the other cheek for someone genuinely struggling to get by who needs it.
      Assholes like this just like to steal because it's 'fun' and a way to get 'free money.'

  • @Blucham
    @Blucham 2 года назад +738

    Credit where it’s due: No fake tears or bullshitting her story. She actually makes the interview questions sound stupid. “Why did you do it?” “I saw some money and I wanted it, wtf?” 🤨 “What have you learned from this?” “Don’t get caught, obviously.”🤷‍♀️
    Even when she gets the 60-day sentence, after shoving the camera, she shows a lot of self-awareness. “I don’t have much of an attitude anymore. Except for yesterday, but that was just anger.” Shit, that’s actually very reasonable.
    She still got what she deserved! But at least she ain’t trying to waste the world’s time like Amber Heard or something.

    • @lawinaabraham3073
      @lawinaabraham3073 2 года назад +1

      Fully agree.
      I'm tired of fake ass apology videos.
      "- Oooh I don't know how I could've said that !, I was going through a bad place...
      ".
      Nope, not here, she may be a rotten asshole, but at least she ain't a hypocrite

    • @Mysterey101
      @Mysterey101 2 года назад +27

      Lol it was that point blank honesty that told me FL girls

    • @flowers_4_alger-hans
      @flowers_4_alger-hans 2 года назад +22

      I think she just hadn't realized it was a serious situation. If she'd been considering jail at the time of the interview she would've sounded more contrite.

    • @iseetheendisnear2416
      @iseetheendisnear2416 2 года назад +12

      I think what they fault to realize is that they’re “proudly” declaring to the world that they think they’re more incompetent than 9-year-old cookie-sellers and would rather forcefully mooch money off of them and the rest of society.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 Год назад +7

      That's fair. It's almost respectable
      You know; minus the whole stealing thing?

  • @jennieferris2447
    @jennieferris2447 Год назад +8

    I'm laughing so much it hurts,how very proud Stephanie's parents must be

  • @jamesfreeman9049
    @jamesfreeman9049 2 года назад +42

    people like this will literally never change. once you reach that age and cant figure your shit out, like stealing is bad, then there's no changing.

    • @ATFADL
      @ATFADL 2 года назад +9

      This is shockingly true. People don't understand that making good choices is a skill. So many people are in prison because they simply can not think through a good decision.

    • @ATFADL
      @ATFADL 2 года назад +1

      @chinsaw2727 The trouble is, that is the thought process of some people. Not that crime is the right choice, but that it is the choice they actually know how make. At the end of the day people live with the consequences of their actions, good or bad. However, many people who commit crimes actually do believe, they just won't be caught, so they don't think about what getting cought would mean for them.

    • @ATFADL
      @ATFADL 2 года назад

      @Aidan Callaghan Well, their is a reason why we see people get caught doing brain dead shit. Picking dumb fights, stealing stuff they don't need, ext.

    • @ATFADL
      @ATFADL 2 года назад

      @Aidan Callaghan honestly, that is the case for some people, and some people just think they won't be caught, for literally no reason, they just think they won't.

  • @cipher8410
    @cipher8410 2 года назад +49

    Man these criminals are doing the "Getting arrested" Speedrun any%

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi 2 года назад

      *Ok_Dont_Read_My_Names*
      ..

  • @rauth1139
    @rauth1139 2 года назад +44

    I can always respect someone's honesty, while also repulsing at their crimes.

    • @TrollMalefico1984
      @TrollMalefico1984 Год назад +2

      Honesty is tied to justice. Theirs is just a lack of shame. They could have simply shut up but they didn't.

  • @vegamineral207
    @vegamineral207 Год назад +10

    I like to believe that prior to this the worst thing she had ever done was jaywalking and was a standup citizen who would give 10% of her paychecks to charity and regularly volunteered at the local retirement home. But stealing cookie money was such an advanced crime that deeply affected her psyche in such a way that she immediately became a hardened criminal that not even the justice system could maintain or rehabilitate

  • @thatoneguy2711
    @thatoneguy2711 2 года назад +128

    “I needed that money”
    As she sips on a $7 Starbucks drink 💀

    • @TheMedicatedArtist
      @TheMedicatedArtist 2 года назад +4

      That’s $7 in 2008 too, so that’s like $9 now.

    • @fredbearchannel976
      @fredbearchannel976 2 года назад

      @@TheMedicatedArtist wait 9 dollars Jesus Christ

    • @cc3
      @cc3 2 года назад

      To be fair she corrected herself quite quickly and said she wanted the money.

  • @RetroJ3000
    @RetroJ3000 2 года назад +10

    1:20 the joker smile thru the pixels is priceless

  • @TheDanibits
    @TheDanibits 2 года назад +71

    If you think that's the dumbest criminal, just remember the dude that tried robbing a store by putting lemon juice on his face because he thought it worked like "invisible ink" and would make him invisible to cameras.

    • @christaylor4477
      @christaylor4477 2 года назад +4

      Whar about the 2 guys who drew masks on their faces with permanent marker! That was hilarious 🤣

    • @weaponizedglitter69
      @weaponizedglitter69 Год назад

      I feel deep regret that I missed those

    • @oof8493
      @oof8493 Год назад

      @@christaylor4477 i remember a story where a guy robbed a gamestop and masked himself using a see-through plastic bag

    • @mr.bubbles8351
      @mr.bubbles8351 Год назад

      We know it's you...

  • @ashleyemerton5056
    @ashleyemerton5056 Год назад +494

    "It's not her money so I didn't feel bad about it"
    As a girl scout, I'll have you know we make 75 cents per every box of cookies we make (a box is $4 where I live). That doesn't even go to us personally, it just goes to support our troop. Like it goes into our troop's bank account, we can use this money to go on trips. So of the $150 she stole, $28.13 would have gone to the girl's troop. So yes, you are stealing directly from that girl's troop which in turn is stealing from her. It's not like stealing from Walmart where if you steal, it has no effect on the employees and only hurts the big corporation. It affects the girl directly 💀Also, it affects her mentally. Ever heard of trauma, my guy?
    Also, it's so fucked up how little we make from selling cookies! What is more criminal, how much we make from selling cookies or the $150 she stole?

    • @tayk.t.523
      @tayk.t.523 Год назад +36

      You only made 75 cents per box? That's absurd!

    • @jasonkiminseoul
      @jasonkiminseoul Год назад +16

      75 cents per $4 box is not a bad cut…

    • @CHSidChou
      @CHSidChou Год назад +1

      its the 150 she stole if you are asking

    • @brazilianbold
      @brazilianbold Год назад +12

      Just wanted to add in Walmart employees at the bottom do suffer from shrink. They have quarterly bonuses that are based on factors like that

    • @Claymore200
      @Claymore200 Год назад +1

      I was a boy scout and when we sold chocolate it was a 50% profit but anything we didn't sell from a box came out of that profit. And what were raising funds for was literally the croup to go to summer camp.

  • @brittany_bee
    @brittany_bee 2 года назад +55

    I live in Canada so it's called Girl Guides and I shit you not - this happened to me, sort of lol someone approached my friend while I was heading to the next doorstep and my friends military dad came out of no where chasing a teenager down the middle of the street at Mach 5. He had the money, my friend was fine and I was clueless so we kept on fundraising. Thanks for unlocking that memory Charlie. Lol forget safes, just keep an angry dad on sniper duty.

    • @bluestaraquamarine9214
      @bluestaraquamarine9214 2 года назад +3

      @Link to the clip good thing you didn’t, nobody would want you agreeing anyways

    • @Gwyn1stborn
      @Gwyn1stborn 2 года назад +4

      Do not f with military dads lol

  • @significantghost7908
    @significantghost7908 2 года назад +539

    Everyone talking about the lack of remorse but I’m more impressed by the honesty. She’s not pretending to be anything she’s not and is entirely straight forward

    • @michaelmilian4336
      @michaelmilian4336 2 года назад +142

      Yeah that’s sociopathic narcissism…. Not quite the flex they think it is

    • @clydefr0g
      @clydefr0g 2 года назад

      I’ve known girls like this. They’re evil.

    • @umop3plsdn
      @umop3plsdn 2 года назад +11

      shes a real fuckin g

    • @TheItalianFun
      @TheItalianFun 2 года назад

      it's not honestly tho, it's complete lack of empathy and being a shite person unable to show empathty. Don't spin it as a good thing

    • @thatonegoblin7051
      @thatonegoblin7051 2 года назад +13

      That's not impressive.

  • @GregHolland368
    @GregHolland368 2 года назад +39

    "I guess the lesson is just, not get caught" I always find that statement funny because it basically implies that not getting caught wasn't something they even considered

    • @babblekat3957
      @babblekat3957 2 года назад +7

      My favorite part about that is how she immediately tried to change it to "or I guess just don't steal"

  • @kurokukageyama990
    @kurokukageyama990 Год назад +3

    they give of "Mean girl " vibes honestly if you told me they where someone's high school bully turned to a life of crime I wouldn't be surprised

  • @harryshell212
    @harryshell212 2 года назад +64

    She sounds like a Dora the explorer villain, teaching children step by step what she did wrong and tells you.

  • @foxxdoodles
    @foxxdoodles 2 года назад +547

    OMG I've been watching dumbest criminals compilations all day and this could not have been time to better

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 2 года назад +36

    I tried my best to contain my laughter when the little girl scout walks up the podium to ultimately put the cookie monster in prison for good.

  • @braydenleis4735
    @braydenleis4735 Год назад +4

    “It’s mine by right of conquest”

  • @mabybee
    @mabybee 2 года назад +52

    Who amongst us could’ve ever imagined that someone with her social skills might one day get in trouble for using hard drugs & violating probation?

    • @theNoobmaster69
      @theNoobmaster69 2 года назад

      Huge fan of your expensive magazine goods Mr Ward

  • @peonylarkspur645
    @peonylarkspur645 2 года назад +15

    tbh the worst part is that the girl scouts are already barely making anything off of cookies, most of that money goes to admin (source: sold thin mints for 12 years)

  • @Impulse21s
    @Impulse21s 2 года назад +29

    She's going to be one of those " look what meth does to you after 20 years " picture montage eventually. Guaranteed.

  • @LittlelauraMJ
    @LittlelauraMJ Год назад +3

    She can't possibly feel that bad. Even with her face blurred you can tell she smirked the whole time.

  • @rachelshepherd9644
    @rachelshepherd9644 2 года назад +30

    from someone that is a girl scout (yes, it's more than 6 year olds selling cookies, I'm currently working on my gold award) people try to take our cookies and money all the time when we sell, thankfully we're attentive and call them out before they are able to get away or prevent it from happening in the first place

    • @sheltiesongs7378
      @sheltiesongs7378 2 года назад +2

      That’s actually really sad. You shouldn’t have to deal with that, especially at your age.

    • @luckylarry88
      @luckylarry88 2 года назад

      Just open carry a gun

    • @jenelaina5665
      @jenelaina5665 2 года назад +1

      That's messed up I'm sorry. Good luck on the Gold Award tho I only got to Silver, that's awesome!

    • @rachelshepherd9644
      @rachelshepherd9644 2 года назад

      @@jenelaina5665 thanks so much! Silver award is still a really big accomplishment, you should feel proud of yourself for it!

  • @Jokin_Jake
    @Jokin_Jake 2 года назад +42

    "I know it was a crime, but it was an easy crime."
    Pretty much sums them both up in one sentence.

  • @shyguypro9876
    @shyguypro9876 2 года назад +17

    The sheer utter lack of remorse is both astonishing and scary.

  • @EzioAuditore
    @EzioAuditore 2 года назад +45

    You can instantly tell she is not a stranger to meth

    • @EzioAuditore
      @EzioAuditore 2 года назад

      @9t7problems good point,
      But they do sometimes, speedballing, usually on the meth comedown… not a good idea

  • @varakai4933
    @varakai4933 2 года назад +87

    Was watching this on stream last night and was cracking up. Girl has 10/10 confidence and 0/10 intelligence.

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 2 года назад

      DONT READ MY USERNAME

    • @Rat_R4t
      @Rat_R4t 2 года назад +2

      I also watched this live last night but I just woke up so my tired brain thought he reuploaded a video. I went back to the Vod from his last stream and realised I watched it live and he didn't reupload a video 😭😂

  • @Thepatientsadvice
    @Thepatientsadvice 2 года назад +9

    "If you give a crackhead a cookie...they'll expect the money from the sales" I remember this story from my childhood

  • @lrmcatspaw1
    @lrmcatspaw1 2 года назад +11

    "I know its a crime, but its an easy crime".
    The fact that she went to prison later on should not even surprise pikachu.

  • @molanhao2281
    @molanhao2281 2 года назад +36

    What are you in for?
    Cellmates: Murder, robbing a bank, etc.
    Her: I stole from girl scouts.

    • @Immeminne
      @Immeminne 2 года назад +2

      Cell mate: wtf, my daughter is a Girl Scout

    • @VaporeonEnjoyer1
      @VaporeonEnjoyer1 2 года назад

      She better hope there's a legit child predator in with her otherwise she's going to get the beatings usually reserved for them.

    • @coyote4326
      @coyote4326 2 года назад

      They usually don't keep general pop together like that. California prisons have a "point system", and you usually get put into general pop with people who are in for crimes of the same caliber, so to speak.

  • @ethantodd8114
    @ethantodd8114 2 года назад +25

    These are the two most honest criminals I think I've ever seen 😂

  • @seangalvin4582
    @seangalvin4582 2 года назад +241

    She would have become a social media/streamer/only fans model if this happened today. She had her 15 mins of fame a decade too early.

    • @RickyRiq89
      @RickyRiq89 2 года назад +37

      She would be rewarded for doing terrible things if it happened today. A very sad decline of a society.

    • @heckingbamboozled8097
      @heckingbamboozled8097 2 года назад

      @@RickyRiq89 You think it's only a modern phenomenon that terrible people get rewarded despite being terrible? Hell, robber barons from the medieval ages were the first thing to pop into my head as far as historical examples go. Go complain about modern society somewhere else. We live in some of the most prosperous and generally positive times in human history.

    • @atpray
      @atpray 2 года назад +9

      Andrew Tate: 👁️👄👁️

    • @RickyRiq89
      @RickyRiq89 2 года назад

      @@heckingbamboozled8097 It's just get easier in modern society with more modern tech, before, at least you have to be in some higher hierarchy to be rewarded doing something cruel because you could be shielded with status and money. The terrible thing that the robber baron did were also very different than these girls in this video did, the barons did very awful things, while these girls were doing petty theft because of stupidity, and get viral because of it, and if it happened now, those 2 girls could monetize it easily.
      I do agree that we live in a more prosperous time and generally positive time in human history, and such I can still complain here and no body can stop me.

    • @Fred-tz7hs
      @Fred-tz7hs 2 года назад

      @@RickyRiq89 my body can stop you

  • @parkeranson2617
    @parkeranson2617 2 года назад +3

    "Just a gateway drug... To a harder drug... Heroin."

  • @llyn5759
    @llyn5759 2 года назад +36

    This is amazing, they're like walking caricatures of humanity. I am astounded.

    • @tornadodee148
      @tornadodee148 2 года назад

      that dumb blonde valley girl that bullied other girls in high school. She even has that Paris Hilton attitude and startbucks frappucino in hand. all thats missing is the pink velour tracksuit and chihuahua in a designer purse xD.

  • @FiveFingerOutfit
    @FiveFingerOutfit 2 года назад +16

    Them sipping on starbucks during the interviews is a nice touch lmao.

  • @Skies1948
    @Skies1948 2 года назад +132

    These people should be locked up for committing this huge of a sin

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi 2 года назад +1

      *Ok_Dont_Read_My_Names*
      ..

    • @tweekkin_out
      @tweekkin_out 2 года назад

      @Link to the clip bro what💀

    • @lishen7307
      @lishen7307 2 года назад

      @@tweekkin_out He a bot

    • @tweekkin_out
      @tweekkin_out 2 года назад +1

      @@lishen7307 Ohhh, makes more sense

    • @kgreiff1232
      @kgreiff1232 2 года назад +7

      It baffles me that youtube STILL wont do anything about these bots

  • @thedragon2493
    @thedragon2493 2 года назад +4

    "like stealing cookie money from a girl scout" is the heroin addict's version of "like stealing candy from a baby"

  • @justnick9281
    @justnick9281 2 года назад +17

    Guy who robs them:
    "it was because it was easy"
    Stephanie:
    👁️👄👁️

  • @criisjooy7805
    @criisjooy7805 2 года назад +41

    lmao imagine 6yrs in prison just to face a pandemic

    • @phoenixrising145
      @phoenixrising145 2 года назад

      Except she is the last person to have any regard for any kind of quarantine rules, you know she's out partying like an asshat

  • @katsmith4643
    @katsmith4643 2 года назад +6

    “She must’ve hired Saul Goodman”💀💀

  • @daze.0
    @daze.0 2 года назад +43

    she’s the type of person to steal samples

    • @-freshsans
      @-freshsans 2 года назад +1

      Bruh XD

    • @Kidey11
      @Kidey11 2 года назад +3

      And not even the good ones too.

    • @bluestaraquamarine9214
      @bluestaraquamarine9214 2 года назад

      @Link to the clip You have no life, you’ve been making beef with people for no reason lmao you have so much time so use that time to get a job and sht like what’s your motive dude

    • @rolandjohnson599
      @rolandjohnson599 2 года назад

      @Link to the clip lol you mad for no reason lol

  • @Spideybro213
    @Spideybro213 2 года назад +22

    When a real-life story has an ending that’s spoilable, you know it’s gonna be good