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  • Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @reala90
    @reala90 Год назад +13911

    I love how her apology is basically just "I'm sorry you decided to ruin my day by pressing charges."

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Год назад +329

      @Link to the clip The bots are gettin' sassy

    • @terrypetty4748
      @terrypetty4748 Год назад +226

      Roses are red, violets are blue.
      I just stepped into bot hell, and so did you.

    • @0x8badf00d
      @0x8badf00d Год назад +64

      These bots are so fast, the first reply was 35 minutes ago when Pakmanjosh's comment was only 30 minutes ago.

    • @dessichu
      @dessichu Год назад +6

      truly a terrible being

    • @srslydoatm9251
      @srslydoatm9251 Год назад +18

      Average RUclipsr apology be like

  • @Iriamu-Guillermo
    @Iriamu-Guillermo Год назад +9570

    I can do even dumber.
    I worked at a pizza joint when I was 17. And next door was a store that sold *VIDEO SURVEILLANCE EQUIPMENT* and these 3 rocket scientists thought it’d be great idea to steal from there. They broke in and tripped like 20 motion sensor cameras. The police had like almost 50 angles of video footage to find them. One of these geniuses even took his mask off and looked RIGHT AT the camera.

    • @tecategpt1959
      @tecategpt1959 Год назад

      Intellectuals like those should be kept away from the world

    • @lMegumemesl
      @lMegumemesl Год назад

      @Link to the clip it's called telling a story dipfuck. Does Charlie know any of us personally? No yet he still tells stories to us like nothing.

    • @unofficialsliceofbread6461
      @unofficialsliceofbread6461 Год назад +1583

      Hey, I'm not a robot like these other three, And I thought that was a pretty good story. Thumbs up.

    • @cristianjuarez1086
      @cristianjuarez1086 Год назад +828

      What was the first bot even trying to point out?

    • @cyberklashnikov3062
      @cyberklashnikov3062 Год назад +536

      There's some real goobers out there man

  • @brittanyb905
    @brittanyb905 Год назад +6579

    I love how she said it was an easy crime but also got caught so easily and then had to serve time, and pay it back.

    • @Revanchist2
      @Revanchist2 Год назад +214

      Don't do the easy crime, if you can't do the easy time

    • @mechanicalsilence1
      @mechanicalsilence1 Год назад +66

      It was as easy to throw them in prison.

    • @FearlesSLaughteR1
      @FearlesSLaughteR1 Год назад +17

      Easy time
      Edit I wrote this before I read the responses thinking I’d hit the joke first, silly me

    • @danielalbert9749
      @danielalbert9749 Год назад +7

      @@mechanicalsilence1 an easy conviction.

    • @tobiasfunke8967
      @tobiasfunke8967 Год назад +2

      oogah boogah brittany amused

  • @Mischievous_Moth
    @Mischievous_Moth Год назад +189

    This is actually an interesting look into the minds of two sociopaths.

    • @thelastmotel
      @thelastmotel 5 месяцев назад +7

      Don't use terms you don't understand. She's not a sociopath, she's just childish and greedy

    • @shadowwarrior1178
      @shadowwarrior1178 4 месяца назад +19

      @thelastmotel
      “A persistent pattern of disregard for others.” Looks like Mischievous_Moth hit the nail on the head.
      Double-check your terms so that you understand.

    • @Slayer3752
      @Slayer3752 3 месяца назад

      @@thelastmotel ☝️🤓

    • @Slayer3752
      @Slayer3752 3 месяца назад +1

      @@shadowwarrior1178 ☝️🤓

    • @georgeide2337
      @georgeide2337 3 месяца назад +1

      @kilo3s Being knowledgeable and being a nerd are not the same thing. Grow up.

  • @Buzzy_Bland
    @Buzzy_Bland Год назад +6202

    “There was $150 in that envelope, and I wanted it. And it was mine.”
    This chick literally never moved past the “mine” stage from toddlerhood.

    • @shiruotakuno28
      @shiruotakuno28 Год назад +105

      @Nonaya Bidness a man after midnight

    • @SharpieElectricity
      @SharpieElectricity Год назад +98

      Stingy from lazy town vibes

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger Год назад

      Drugs cause people to regress back to childhood. She was already on heroin when she did this. She probably did like 400 robberies throughout her career, and got caught 3 times.
      To her, "money" translates to "indescribable happiness". They will literally risk having their head obliterated by a 12ga. to grab the Walmart earrings off your mom's dresser drawer.

    • @ronaldoalberto3510
      @ronaldoalberto3510 Год назад +199

      I cringed when she said that, she sounded like the stereotypical rich spoiled character from any kid's cartoon

    • @hecklejack7726
      @hecklejack7726 Год назад +6

      Exactly

  • @massacresoldier3082
    @massacresoldier3082 Год назад +3290

    I like how she alternates between "We needed the money" and "We just wanted money." they didn't really need it, they were just greedy and saw some easy targets.

    • @babblekat3957
      @babblekat3957 Год назад +41

      And yet despite being easy, they couldn't even hit em

    • @VaporeonEnjoyer1
      @VaporeonEnjoyer1 Год назад +81

      If she was a heroin addict at the time of the girl scout heist I would actually hate her less as that's an addiction you need to feed otherwise the withdrawal can kill you. But she literally spent the money on Starbucks, which should of got her an extra year just on principle.

    • @youdonegoofed
      @youdonegoofed Год назад +13

      She's now facing a 9 years to life prison sentence lmao

    • @Cr1ptlord
      @Cr1ptlord Год назад +29

      Shes sipping Starbucks, and driving a brand new Passat, no way she had money troubles. I wonder what her backstory was.

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger Год назад +9

      @@VaporeonEnjoyer1
      I think she was in the beginning stage of heroin addiction. Withdrawal is late-stage.

  • @lolllama1504
    @lolllama1504 Год назад +6573

    She’s literally holding back laughter when talking about her crimes lmao, she’s like a early 2000’s cartoon villain who always gets away with it so she can come back next episode

    • @hhhkojkjk6962
      @hhhkojkjk6962 Год назад +13

      yea because its funny im not saying i would but free 150 bucks sounds like a good deal

    • @KB-fk3jj
      @KB-fk3jj Год назад +39

      Half these comments are bots

    • @at0mizer
      @at0mizer Год назад +44

      we literally cant have a fuckinf conversation with these bots in the way

    • @scazab6408
      @scazab6408 Год назад +1

      1 thousandth like :D

    • @zyzir
      @zyzir Год назад +6

      early 2000’s? thats a way older trope than that

  • @Jgfhujnggg23342
    @Jgfhujnggg23342 Год назад +1258

    I love the fact her face is barely blurred out, the editors knew what they were doing and as a fellow human I must salute them.

    • @UnknownUser-xk5rr
      @UnknownUser-xk5rr Год назад +28

      Even as someone who's only human because there's no other option, I still salute them.

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 Год назад

      Why hide her face at all? Why do this degenerate any favours?

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Год назад +1

      Not like it matters. This video has been shared like a billion times. At least they made an attempt. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mrpizzawizard
      @mrpizzawizard Год назад +11

      Reminds me of that hilarious Nathan For You bit where he barely burred the parents faces. So hysterical.

    • @TojiFushigoroWasTaken
      @TojiFushigoroWasTaken Год назад +6

      ​@@mrpizzawizardthey knew it was gonna be a waste of pixels 😂

  • @theguywiththewhiteboard
    @theguywiththewhiteboard Год назад +3544

    Charlie has given many dumb criminals the title of “dumbest criminal ever”. In all honesty I think he should do a tier list to see who the dumbest criminal of all time is.

  • @TeddyOG
    @TeddyOG Год назад +4160

    'I needed that money'
    As she sips on a $7 Starbucks drink

  • @Generic-usernam3
    @Generic-usernam3 Год назад +4909

    “I gave the money back so I shouldn’t be charged” is the same mentality as “he survived after I shot him though, why am I in trouble?”

    • @larrythestoner2449
      @larrythestoner2449 Год назад +217

      That is such a perfect way to describe it

    • @micksmartin3z545
      @micksmartin3z545 Год назад +68

      No, its not 🤦‍♂️

    • @vincentgibbons5613
      @vincentgibbons5613 Год назад +53

      Wellllll in your example theres still a guy with a bullet in him, honestly theres no real harm done to the girl scouts.

    • @archivelibrarian6818
      @archivelibrarian6818 Год назад +149

      not really. its more like "i healed his wounds after i shot him so why am i in trouble?" still pretty dumb logic either way

    • @archivelibrarian6818
      @archivelibrarian6818 Год назад +21

      @Aidan Callaghan it really isnt though

  • @arianatwiss4600
    @arianatwiss4600 Год назад +216

    Some girl scout troops have lock boxes for their money, but they aren't provided to troops by council, so if your troop can't afford it you don't get one. Also most girls have to pay for their cookies up front and BUY them from their troop and THEN resell them to sort of make their money back. So that very much was that girl's money

    • @breezy3176
      @breezy3176 Год назад

      so its like a pyramid scheme from the way you describe it except it uses children

    • @bristerfroster
      @bristerfroster Год назад

      So Girl Scout troops have been MLMs the whole time

    • @Mercisavior
      @Mercisavior Год назад +5

      Yea I used to be in Girl Scouts and we had a lock box and it sat in front of us I think when we sold cookies (no I’m not 7 I was forced to do that stuff)

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Год назад +4

      Anyone else think that's a good idea for a charity? Buy them lockboxes. Or bazookas.

    • @Hidakaku56
      @Hidakaku56 Год назад +2

      Wouldn't a lockbox make it easier to steal tho? You just grab the box and then when you get home grab a power tool and crack it open. Its not like the lockbox is gonna be a bank vault level thief deterrent

  • @-freshsans
    @-freshsans Год назад +5138

    "I saw money, so I grabbed it."
    I'm glad our society can be so trustworthy

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi Год назад

      *Ok_Dont_Read_My_Names*
      ..

    • @Nell_Hell
      @Nell_Hell Год назад +71

      wtf are these comments

    • @EEE-1409
      @EEE-1409 Год назад +15

      @Link to the clip _Wooosh_
      Hear that? That's the sound of the sarcasm going over your head

    • @mariopalmer3649
      @mariopalmer3649 Год назад +2

      @Link to the clip actually true

    • @King0nyx
      @King0nyx Год назад +4

      @@Nell_Hell bots

  • @rickyi3523
    @rickyi3523 Год назад +2225

    I remember this story just because of how horrible the pixilation was. They really didn't care about hiding her identity.

    • @CheeseDanishMysteriousness
      @CheeseDanishMysteriousness Год назад +13

      @Savetion 👋🏻 hey buddy, who asked

    • @arsena5209
      @arsena5209 Год назад

      @@user-bv3yy8sq3f and weird as fuck because who the hell clicks on someone's profile immediately after seeing what a horrible piece of shit that someone is

    • @ZeoHidra
      @ZeoHidra Год назад +112

      They probably just said "eh, screw'em".

    • @drew6017
      @drew6017 Год назад +28

      Studios’ gotta pay for those pixels

    • @TheTobyOMG
      @TheTobyOMG Год назад +1

      I wouldn't care to pixilate her face either.

  • @karma_in_affect
    @karma_in_affect Год назад +765

    both of them casually drinking their frappucinos, feeling no guilt like the rudest girls you knew in high school

    • @Vincisomething
      @Vincisomething Год назад +70

      mentally, they're probably still in high school

    • @shanecharles4589
      @shanecharles4589 Год назад

      @@Vincisomething nah just piece of human garbage girls. Pure narcissism/sociopathy.

    • @wilsowallis
      @wilsowallis Год назад +13

      @@Vincisomething one of them was like 18 so they may have actually still been in high school

    • @Vincisomething
      @Vincisomething Год назад +5

      @@wilsowallis she didn't stop her crimes then though. It's like she just didn't learn lol

    • @wilsowallis
      @wilsowallis Год назад +3

      @@Vincisomething oh definitely lmao. i do not think her age excuses this shit at all, she damn well knew what she was doing.

  • @alittlebitgone
    @alittlebitgone Год назад +200

    Also, the judge and her lawyer were both reprimanded, and the lawyer was forced to resign, when it was found they conspired illegally to ensure Stephanie received preferential treatment and reduced punishment.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Год назад +10

      FFS REALLY?!?! 😡

    • @eliharper6616
      @eliharper6616 Год назад +13

      ​@@feraltaco4783evil maybe... But just pretty enough to get a reduced sentence

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Год назад +10

      @@eliharper6616 it's absolutely infuriating.

    • @Chugargonfan
      @Chugargonfan Год назад

      Blowjobs are powerful tools

    • @fatuusdottore
      @fatuusdottore 9 месяцев назад +11

      Wonder what they got in exchange.

  • @carcinogeneticist378
    @carcinogeneticist378 Год назад +29630

    The fact that she’s saying she needed the money while drinking overpriced coffee is icing on the cake.

  • @whysenberg9615
    @whysenberg9615 Год назад +12017

    They're both drinking starbucks and smiling through the whole interview they literally don't care, goes to show how people are raised and how they think they're always in the right

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 Год назад +3

      DONT READ MY USERNAME

    • @krispinwah2784
      @krispinwah2784 Год назад

      I bet you they'll both be addicted to crack and be stuck with like 4 kids in a few years

    • @fcantil
      @fcantil Год назад +393

      Jesus, there's like a single non-bot reply here. yikes.

    • @uninterestedcat8429
      @uninterestedcat8429 Год назад +26

      @@fcantil i make the 3rd lmao

    • @filmswithclass7275
      @filmswithclass7275 Год назад +22

      @@uninterestedcat8429 4th, this comment got attacked attacked by the bots lmao

  • @Rotbeam99
    @Rotbeam99 Год назад +1749

    "I feel bad that I stole from a 9 year old girl, but hey, 150 dollars is 150 dollars"
    - Aristotle

  • @DeadMeat991
    @DeadMeat991 Год назад +25

    That's not brutally honest, that's brutally dumb.

  • @MoonWielder
    @MoonWielder Год назад +6901

    Robbing a child just doing her duty and then bragging about it in front of the cameras? Their lack of remorse is astounding.

    • @luighost9917
      @luighost9917 Год назад

      What the fuck is going on with these dysfunctional bots

    • @W1ck3d_Dr3ams
      @W1ck3d_Dr3ams Год назад +147

      Damn, bots are merciless machines.

    • @thelocalcrusader9522
      @thelocalcrusader9522 Год назад +121

      this reply section is in active anomaly

    • @W1ck3d_Dr3ams
      @W1ck3d_Dr3ams Год назад

      @Trent Hamsley WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY

    • @mrgreenboy644
      @mrgreenboy644 Год назад +64

      Honestly the sheer lack of regret should be a sentence multiplier or sum

  • @jaytodd9757
    @jaytodd9757 Год назад +7269

    Props to her for not showing remorse where she has none and actually being honest about her dogshit personality and unwillingness to change. She helped get herself the sentence she deserved.

    • @jimbo0386
      @jimbo0386 Год назад

      She deserves a longer sentence and mandatory community service

    • @jezpeep538
      @jezpeep538 Год назад +485

      Yep, I respect that they're just brutally honest about how shit they are. I wish that every single shitty person were like them.

    • @memenatsuki2577
      @memenatsuki2577 Год назад +12

      She did nothing wrong

    • @IchbinX
      @IchbinX Год назад +22

      Imagine if all women were this honest...

    • @SuperSpells
      @SuperSpells Год назад +339

      @@IchbinX Imagine if all people were this honest*

  • @migjordanpayawal7856
    @migjordanpayawal7856 Год назад +649

    The good thing is that sociopaths and psychopaths aren't always smart.

    • @DadsCigaretteRun
      @DadsCigaretteRun Год назад +2

      I wouldn’t say good thing 😂

    • @koolaids-man8668
      @koolaids-man8668 Год назад +59

      @@DadsCigaretteRun that is good they're more likely to get caught lol

    • @impishlyit9780
      @impishlyit9780 Год назад +14

      @@DadsCigaretteRun I have some of those tendencies, and trust me, you don't want a smart psycho.

    • @Saben.C-Spoon
      @Saben.C-Spoon Год назад +11

      ​@@DadsCigaretteRun but they still can do stupid harmful things to others, may be less dangerous but still dangerous

    • @jakethomas5016
      @jakethomas5016 Год назад +31

      @@impishlyit9780 no one asked lol

  • @TheMisanthropist69
    @TheMisanthropist69 Год назад +460

    Her level of honesty is honestly refreshing. It's rare to find someone so blunt about who they are.

    • @jasonbrown20
      @jasonbrown20 Год назад +20

      No point in lying if she's caught though.

    • @TrollMalefico1984
      @TrollMalefico1984 Год назад +5

      Their level of impudence is over 9000.

    • @wahwahwah6690
      @wahwahwah6690 Год назад +16

      It's so refreshing to see a criminal be rude and insulting while they admit they stole from small children.

    • @blitheringrando1410
      @blitheringrando1410 Год назад +11

      Nah, this is just in line with all the people who want to make shitty the norm by just being bluntly shitty all the time. There's a difference between honesty and being a sociopath who just doesn't care.

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 Год назад +2

      You know what else is refreshing? The frap. The frap caps off the complete lack of giving a shit.

  • @daneaguilar-aasted5331
    @daneaguilar-aasted5331 Год назад +991

    "Not from stealing from girl scouts this time, that was just her gateway drug to a harder drug, heroin" will forever be my favourite string of words ever spun by Charlie

    • @requiemforameme1
      @requiemforameme1 Год назад +2

      Think she spun herself just fine.

    • @novawolfe7348
      @novawolfe7348 Год назад

      I read this as he said it.

    • @crazycsiw6404
      @crazycsiw6404 Год назад

      @Cuties Movie You do not deserve respect for associating yourself with a disgusting creative work that should never exist

    • @crazycsiw6404
      @crazycsiw6404 Год назад

      THEY HAVE CLIPS OF THE FUCKING MOVIE ON THEIR CHANNEL, EVEN WORSE

    • @blitheringrando1410
      @blitheringrando1410 Год назад

      Black Tar, Texas Tea....

  • @WHALEBOY777
    @WHALEBOY777 Год назад +346

    Textbook psychopathy but with zero cunning, just living life as a GTA character

    • @fishontheinternetz3641
      @fishontheinternetz3641 Год назад +7

      That would be called sociopathy then.

    • @crowgang6678
      @crowgang6678 Год назад +14

      @@fishontheinternetz3641 the two teams are meaningless and interchangeable now, they're not even in the dsm or anything

    • @webspinster
      @webspinster Год назад +1

      This isn’t what psychopathy looks like.

    • @emstink
      @emstink Год назад +13

      @@webspinster While I don't agree with diagnosing random strangers and this is purely educational, following the only possible medical diagnostic criteria (the DSM-5 ) which unfortunately umbrella'd psychopathy into ASPD, it states ASPD is characterised by (AT LEAST THREE OF THE BELOW): a pattern of lack of adherence to social norms and laws, (which they appear to break repeatedly), a pattern of deceitfulness for personal pleasure (which they appear to do repeatedly), impulsivity and inability to plan (which they appear to have), lack of remorse/rationalising hurting or stealing from others (which they do), aggressive behaviour, irresponsible such as intense debt or missing work, or reckless towards their/other's safety. We can't comment on the last three since there's no evidence of that, there's no proof of conduct disorder, and we can't say they don't have another issue.
      Even if we ignore DSM-5 and follow old psychopathy criteria, PCL-R, glibness (definite 0), grandiose sense of worth, need for stimulation, pathological lying, manipulative, *lack of remorse* , shallow affect, *lack of empathy* , parasitic lifestyle, *poor behavioural control* , promiscuous behaviour, early behavioural issues, lack of realistic goals, *impulsive* , irresponsible, *failure to accept responsibility* , multiple short-term relationships, *juvenile delinquency* , *variety of crimes* , revoked release. I've bolded the ones of which there is evidence that this woman has displayed throughout her life.
      TL;DR; To say this isn't what psychopathy might look like when it aligns with a lot of the symptoms for diagnosis is off. I'm not their therapist so I would never say they actually have it, but this can be what psychopathy looks like. It can also just be drug addiction, a different mental illness. Could be brain damage. It can also just be entitlement. But psychopathy isn't always a man in a business suit slurping up on people's misery while manipulating all of his bosses into giving him a $1 mil raise. It can look like this too.

    • @joaquinmolina9228
      @joaquinmolina9228 Год назад

      @@emstink dude you're just reading too much into it, just some girls trying to save face after being caught, it's not that deep. Not giving a fuck about stealing from a little girl doesn't make you a psychopath nor does it make you fall into aspd umbrella

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz Год назад +1805

    I'm shocked that she didn't even say, "We live in a society" after *not* apologising for her actions.

    • @th3amazingjax438
      @th3amazingjax438 Год назад +30

      We live in a society, Girl Scouts

    • @thecaptain6520
      @thecaptain6520 Год назад +23

      "We live in a society where stealing money from children is a distant memory.."

  • @flamiaminu5536
    @flamiaminu5536 Год назад +37

    "What is a nine year old gonna do, fight back?"
    Don't underestimate a pissed off nine year old, they're little monsters when they wanna be.

  • @silence604
    @silence604 Год назад +800

    "But it's a crime"
    "Yeah but it's an easy crime"
    I can't stop laughing, my entire body hurts, and I just can't stop

    • @johnmartin8031
      @johnmartin8031 Год назад +13

      Not gonna be so easy when the cops find out

    • @WardyLion
      @WardyLion Год назад +14

      You can almost hear her lawyer crying with frustration.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Год назад +1

      I'm in pain but only because I violently vomited my soul into another galaxy.

  • @themilkman2465
    @themilkman2465 Год назад +550

    I love that the first thing she says after being asked what she learned from this is "not to get caught"

    • @superdooper50
      @superdooper50 Год назад +28

      Yeah it's actually wild how truthful they are. It's like they don't understand that people don't like other people messing with children lol

    • @h.p.hatecraft7850
      @h.p.hatecraft7850 Год назад +8

      @Nonaya Bidness i hope you're joking.

    • @tychopanda
      @tychopanda Год назад +7

      @Nonaya Bidness the money earned from selling cookies is used to fund trips and activities for the troop. Where did you get the idea it goes to a corporation??

    • @asktastic12
      @asktastic12 Год назад

      Defensive ass fucka

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Год назад

      "Or not steal."
      Ya think?! At least the entire world has seen how horrible they are.

  • @LXO_TC
    @LXO_TC Год назад +798

    I love how no matter the topic if charlie ask for more info someone in chat WILL know everything about the most random topic possible

    • @JinnaiT
      @JinnaiT Год назад +44

      It helps to have like 3000 people watching

    • @GreaterSociety
      @GreaterSociety Год назад +2

      Twitch is scary

    • @Cheshyrgrin
      @Cheshyrgrin Год назад +4

      It also helps that this story is almost a decade old and that the girl was on an episode of Tosh.0 about it...

  • @liberusmagnus
    @liberusmagnus Год назад +24

    150$? That's like 5 starbucks drinks, definitely worth it

  • @ZombieManF
    @ZombieManF Год назад +1075

    I still don't think anyone will beat the guy who turned himself in after seeing his wanted poster for the reward

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi Год назад

      *Ok_Dont_Read_My_Names*
      ..

    • @saintmotel7813
      @saintmotel7813 Год назад +191

      More bots in this reply section than cyberpunk, report them

    • @Georgesoros7790
      @Georgesoros7790 Год назад

      @RAPING MERMAID SARAH LMAO All of you are bots I’ve seen past the matrix.

    • @frankiefrendreiss3844
      @frankiefrendreiss3844 Год назад

      @Link to the clip shut mouth

    • @eliminator1472
      @eliminator1472 Год назад +11

      Lmao that’s hilarious, got a link to the story?

  • @billwhite5688
    @billwhite5688 Год назад +309

    That Girl Scout testified in a Cookie Monster bucket hat, honestly a power move

    • @819driver
      @819driver Год назад +2

      and also probably where the cookie monster nickname comes from

    • @jcc3333
      @jcc3333 Год назад

      💀💀💀

  • @VashxTSx
    @VashxTSx Год назад +358

    Worked with a kid at a restaurant. Everyone knew the kid stole from the fridge. Even the GM knew he was stealing steaks and burgers. One day the genius shoves an entire 5lb bag of mini gummy bears into his pants and tries to walk out. That bag was so comically massive.
    The MOD had to fire him. GM just figured he needed food to survive. Not realizing just how much they let this kid steal. Worst part is he was the laziest worker possible. I genuinely never saw him do his job.

    • @ATFADL
      @ATFADL Год назад +61

      He had no time to actually work, he was planning the heist of a century over their! For real though that sucks that he didn't even do his job.

    • @carldalord
      @carldalord Год назад +33

      The Grand Master knew he was stealing burgers?

    • @lamegamertime
      @lamegamertime Год назад +17

      @@carldalord Well, it wasn't exactly 4D chess.

    • @himikojou5111
      @himikojou5111 Год назад +22

      @@carldalord damn what kinda fancy ass restaurant has a local chess grandmaster on their payroll

    • @themug406
      @themug406 Год назад +2

      @@ATFADL there*

  • @gemeu1129
    @gemeu1129 Год назад +34

    I lost it when the Girl Scout, in her UNIFORM, took the stand 😂 😂😂

  • @keithmichael112
    @keithmichael112 Год назад +484

    I like that they barely blurred her face, they low key wanted you to see her face

    • @thebaseandtriflingcreature174
      @thebaseandtriflingcreature174 Год назад +30

      “Hey, we totally don’t want you to make fun of this person 😉”
      “We absolutely, definitely think she ought to leave this situation scott free 😉”

    • @VaporeonEnjoyer1
      @VaporeonEnjoyer1 Год назад +14

      @@thebaseandtriflingcreature174 I'm guessing the sidekick was a minor which is why the face was blurred. Not to protect her from mockery.

    • @thebaseandtriflingcreature174
      @thebaseandtriflingcreature174 Год назад +2

      @@VaporeonEnjoyer1 😬
      Well fuck.
      That makes the blur job even worse.

  • @noice6994
    @noice6994 Год назад +1922

    I feel so bad for these girl scouts, so saddening to see how heartless some people can be

    • @matthewpatrick7964
      @matthewpatrick7964 Год назад +3

      That’s the way humans are just are

    • @King0nyx
      @King0nyx Год назад

      @@spyder6100 it's another stupid bot

    • @zSwervee
      @zSwervee Год назад +6

      you’re talking to the generations that are growing up with technology, we’ve already seen everything we prolly shouldn’t have seen

    • @hhhkojkjk6962
      @hhhkojkjk6962 Год назад +5

      lol this is funny as shit

    • @4wb21
      @4wb21 Год назад +1

      @@spyder6100 its a bot

  • @bee-natural5794
    @bee-natural5794 Год назад +1295

    As a former Girl Scout, this makes my blood boil honestly. We use the money from cookies to fund our trips, which educate Scouts and also open opportunities for them to help their communties. The fact that this woman said she had no remorse probably makes her one of the most selfish people ever.

    • @anabel6368
      @anabel6368 Год назад +30

      @Link to the clip what are you talking about lol 😂

    • @bruhh0713
      @bruhh0713 Год назад +14

      @Link to the clip yeah lmao so funny haha (insert stupid emojis here)

    • @faithphoenix3999
      @faithphoenix3999 Год назад +56

      Tbh they did society a favour by getting busted doing a stupid stunt like that. They really thought 1. That nobody would be watching 2. They wouldn't get caught 3. That $150 was worth the risk.
      Now, they have a potentially life altering, long term criminal offence on their record. 🤡

    • @shuruff904
      @shuruff904 Год назад +17

      Don't be mad.
      Bee-natural!
      Srry....

    • @bee-natural5794
      @bee-natural5794 Год назад +23

      @@shuruff904 surprisingly, that's the first time i've heard that joke about my username!

  • @ashleyemerton5056
    @ashleyemerton5056 Год назад +494

    "It's not her money so I didn't feel bad about it"
    As a girl scout, I'll have you know we make 75 cents per every box of cookies we make (a box is $4 where I live). That doesn't even go to us personally, it just goes to support our troop. Like it goes into our troop's bank account, we can use this money to go on trips. So of the $150 she stole, $28.13 would have gone to the girl's troop. So yes, you are stealing directly from that girl's troop which in turn is stealing from her. It's not like stealing from Walmart where if you steal, it has no effect on the employees and only hurts the big corporation. It affects the girl directly 💀Also, it affects her mentally. Ever heard of trauma, my guy?
    Also, it's so fucked up how little we make from selling cookies! What is more criminal, how much we make from selling cookies or the $150 she stole?

    • @tayk.t.523
      @tayk.t.523 Год назад +37

      You only made 75 cents per box? That's absurd!

    • @jasonkiminseoul
      @jasonkiminseoul Год назад +16

      75 cents per $4 box is not a bad cut…

    • @CHSidChou
      @CHSidChou Год назад +1

      its the 150 she stole if you are asking

    • @brazilianbold
      @brazilianbold Год назад +12

      Just wanted to add in Walmart employees at the bottom do suffer from shrink. They have quarterly bonuses that are based on factors like that

    • @dirkphillips9311
      @dirkphillips9311 Год назад +1

      I was a boy scout and when we sold chocolate it was a 50% profit but anything we didn't sell from a box came out of that profit. And what were raising funds for was literally the croup to go to summer camp.

  • @Overly_Hydrated
    @Overly_Hydrated Год назад +135

    Shoutout to the editor for putting as little effort into the face blurring as possible.

  • @i_own_adog
    @i_own_adog Год назад +320

    "Out of control drug user" is an absolutely hilarious way to describe her as a drug addict.

    • @grandfathernurgle283
      @grandfathernurgle283 Год назад

      @Savetion 👋🏻 shut up.

    • @Mythki11er
      @Mythki11er Год назад +1

      Bro just take drugs and chill

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Год назад +2

      Functioning addicts are a thing, you know

    • @i_own_adog
      @i_own_adog Год назад

      @@oz_jones ok. You still literally used the term addict 😂 this woman doesn't seem to function well. Especially when she's described as "out of control"

  • @torinnmyastan9505
    @torinnmyastan9505 Год назад +958

    I hate the fact we live in a world where kids can't be happy and get taken advantage of by deplorable people

    • @lockerbuddy2039
      @lockerbuddy2039 Год назад +33

      I mean, they can be happy, parents just need to watch their kids more because this shit happens usually while their eyes are off their kids. Sometimes it's out of their hands but most of the time, it's semi preventable. For example, I wouldn't be letting my kid have a Twitter EVER. It's shocking that there are fucking 11 year olds on that site. Sucks that parents genuinely do need to put their kids on a literal leash 99% of the time because of assholes and pedos but it is how it is.

    • @arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060
      @arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060 Год назад +10

      I mean yeah, the world is a terrible place and always had been. There's good in it too, but not enough for it to have ever been a good idea to leave kids in charge of large amounts of money.

    • @torinnmyastan9505
      @torinnmyastan9505 Год назад +3

      @@lockerbuddy2039 yeah I see where you're coming from, I just hate that how that's a thing, if I was ro have kids I'll make sure to raise them to be safe .

    • @torinnmyastan9505
      @torinnmyastan9505 Год назад

      Honestly these women are just cold hearted creatures and I'd hate to think they'd ever have kids

    • @EliteProductions3129
      @EliteProductions3129 Год назад

      The Girl Scouts are exploiting them for free labor to sell fucking cookies dude. It's not like it was a kid with a lemonade stand.

  • @cholm2070
    @cholm2070 Год назад +7

    At least they were honest and didn’t pull out the whole “im so sowwy” schpeel. Nobody buys that shit.

  • @miaminights159
    @miaminights159 Год назад +341

    How they can get in front of a camera with no remorse and then complain about their charges is disturbing. They will be forever known for what they did.

    • @bingdinggold1877
      @bingdinggold1877 Год назад +19

      They've gotta be high or some shit I'm calling it now. There's no way they're BOTH THAT narcissistic on an average day. They reacted the exact same and acted like it wasn't even real

    • @marcusbergman6116
      @marcusbergman6116 Год назад +1

      She seems like a psychopath to me. Absolutely no remorse.

    • @Iead
      @Iead Год назад +7

      ​@@bingdinggold1877 I mean one of them got caught doing heroine

    • @chadmann2724
      @chadmann2724 Год назад +1

      I never knew them until today and this happened before Obama was president…calm down Keyboard Warrior

    • @bingdinggold1877
      @bingdinggold1877 Год назад +3

      @@chadmann2724 I bet she still acts the same way though hopefully not but yk..

  • @malgoo3526
    @malgoo3526 Год назад +53

    Her:"It's an easy crime"
    Also her: Gets caught

    • @swilson5320
      @swilson5320 Год назад +1

      I was thinking about that too!

  • @notaspy3751
    @notaspy3751 Год назад +1005

    These "people" are perfect examples of blatant sociopathic behavior. Literally stealing from defenseless children and not a single hint of remorse. Almost as if they did it every day.
    And they probably do, so they should be jailed for quite a while.

    • @ChiloeYOMIH
      @ChiloeYOMIH Год назад +15

      Its not sociopathic. They probably felt something but decided the ends justified the means

    • @blacktigerpaw1
      @blacktigerpaw1 Год назад +23

      @@ChiloeYOMIH It's close to it. It's low impulse control.

    • @Goodpizzaa
      @Goodpizzaa Год назад +3

      @DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE god damnit you're everywhere

    • @Chad_Thundercock
      @Chad_Thundercock Год назад +37

      These kinds of people don't understand or have the capacity to be reformed by imprisonment.
      There's only one language these kinds of people understand. Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to discuss that language on YT.

    • @timeTegus
      @timeTegus Год назад +1

      it would be stupid to steal from a person who can defend himself. but i get wher u are comming from

  • @michaelbugner7011
    @michaelbugner7011 Год назад +8

    I really appreciate someone who lacks empathy just being honest about it.

  • @rudytrujillo4197
    @rudytrujillo4197 Год назад +325

    "If your daughter is in the girl scouts, tell her to sleep with one eye open" Not gonna lie that one got me cracking up xD

  • @lazychickenwing474
    @lazychickenwing474 Год назад +94

    ‘Probably not to get caught MAYBE not to steal again’ is the funniest lesson anyone can learn.

  • @false8260
    @false8260 Год назад +309

    It amazes that she doesn’t even try to act sorry. That’s like the most obvious thing to do if you’re in a situation like that.

    • @emstink
      @emstink Год назад +27

      Right? It's not hard to cry a little and say things were so hard, you were so hungry that you were two steps away from biting the little girl scout's head off before you snapped back into reality and realised the only moral thing for you to do would be to steal the money so you didn't resort to cannibalism.

    • @jonb914
      @jonb914 Год назад +1

      I don't think she's physically capable. She's literally smirking in every video. I don't think she's even pretended to be sorry for a single thing in her entire life the nerve endings required for a facial expression other than "smug bitch" have completely withered away.

    • @wank-ler9008
      @wank-ler9008 Год назад +18

      Tbh i kinda respect the honesty 💀

    • @Adraeth
      @Adraeth Год назад +2

      It's the most obvious... But only if you're a decent human being. I just see two living trash bags left out in mid-july.

    • @mayrarivera20
      @mayrarivera20 Год назад

      Atleast act sorry even if you don't mean it.

  • @eddeh0772
    @eddeh0772 Год назад +4

    I hate how much you can still see the self-impressed congratulatory smile behind the pixelation

  • @gebzeppelin6740
    @gebzeppelin6740 Год назад +298

    I love how she's holding a coffee through all of this

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 Год назад

      DONT READ MY USERNAME

    • @brendanstone9095
      @brendanstone9095 Год назад

      @Link to the clip fuck are you talking about? And you're commenting yourself. Follow your own logic mate.
      Edit: More click bait shit. Should have known. Took me like 20 secs but damn they're jumping through every hoop now.

    • @Ilivedbih
      @Ilivedbih Год назад +2

      Coffee drinkers are goblins

    • @riotman3579
      @riotman3579 Год назад +1

      I bet she used money from that 9 year old to buy it

    • @eeeby_deeby
      @eeeby_deeby Год назад

      So many fucking bots.

  • @blujaebird
    @blujaebird Год назад +181

    There was a girl who came from a wealthy family who stole from my friend's fundraising box for choir for no reason other than she wanted money. My friend was raising money for their trip to Disneyland at the end of the year. To make up the difference my friend and I baked cookies and sold those along with the rest of the candy bars we had left (she also stole a bunch of candy bars).

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 Год назад +1

      DONT READ MY USERNAME

    • @sayrics2693
      @sayrics2693 Год назад +16

      Did yall go to disney land tho

    • @skully3242
      @skully3242 Год назад

      Gotta love the fucktarded youtube bots

    • @manuelsputnik
      @manuelsputnik Год назад +15

      eat the rich

    • @CazadorSlayer
      @CazadorSlayer Год назад

      I've heard rich kids end up stealing a lot of the time out of boredom and entitlement.
      I can maybe turn the other cheek for someone genuinely struggling to get by who needs it.
      Assholes like this just like to steal because it's 'fun' and a way to get 'free money.'

  • @thatoneguy2711
    @thatoneguy2711 Год назад +127

    “I needed that money”
    As she sips on a $7 Starbucks drink 💀

    • @TheMedicatedArtist
      @TheMedicatedArtist Год назад +3

      That’s $7 in 2008 too, so that’s like $9 now.

    • @fredbearchannel976
      @fredbearchannel976 Год назад

      @@TheMedicatedArtist wait 9 dollars Jesus Christ

    • @cc3
      @cc3 Год назад

      To be fair she corrected herself quite quickly and said she wanted the money.

  • @fallencloser5028
    @fallencloser5028 Год назад +15

    Sell her every possessions and make her sell cookies to get them back.

  • @joshuacastanon626
    @joshuacastanon626 Год назад +120

    The Starbucks sip at the end of the first girls interview really is the icing on the cake for me

    • @joshuacastanon626
      @joshuacastanon626 Год назад +2

      Update they both have Starbucks Jesus Christ

    • @lishen7307
      @lishen7307 Год назад

      It's the VW Passat for me, default white girl car

    • @johnb7975
      @johnb7975 Год назад

      @Link to the clip why tf do you keep pasting that

  • @VestibuIe
    @VestibuIe Год назад +70

    Even with her face being blurred you can still make out her smile, what a wicked woman

  • @TheDanibits
    @TheDanibits Год назад +71

    If you think that's the dumbest criminal, just remember the dude that tried robbing a store by putting lemon juice on his face because he thought it worked like "invisible ink" and would make him invisible to cameras.

    • @christaylor4477
      @christaylor4477 Год назад +4

      Whar about the 2 guys who drew masks on their faces with permanent marker! That was hilarious 🤣

    • @weaponizedglitter69
      @weaponizedglitter69 Год назад

      I feel deep regret that I missed those

    • @oof8493
      @oof8493 Год назад

      @@christaylor4477 i remember a story where a guy robbed a gamestop and masked himself using a see-through plastic bag

    • @mr.bubbles8351
      @mr.bubbles8351 Год назад

      We know it's you...

  • @vegamineral207
    @vegamineral207 Год назад +10

    I like to believe that prior to this the worst thing she had ever done was jaywalking and was a standup citizen who would give 10% of her paychecks to charity and regularly volunteered at the local retirement home. But stealing cookie money was such an advanced crime that deeply affected her psyche in such a way that she immediately became a hardened criminal that not even the justice system could maintain or rehabilitate

  • @Blucham
    @Blucham Год назад +739

    Credit where it’s due: No fake tears or bullshitting her story. She actually makes the interview questions sound stupid. “Why did you do it?” “I saw some money and I wanted it, wtf?” 🤨 “What have you learned from this?” “Don’t get caught, obviously.”🤷‍♀️
    Even when she gets the 60-day sentence, after shoving the camera, she shows a lot of self-awareness. “I don’t have much of an attitude anymore. Except for yesterday, but that was just anger.” Shit, that’s actually very reasonable.
    She still got what she deserved! But at least she ain’t trying to waste the world’s time like Amber Heard or something.

    • @lawinaabraham3073
      @lawinaabraham3073 Год назад +1

      Fully agree.
      I'm tired of fake ass apology videos.
      "- Oooh I don't know how I could've said that !, I was going through a bad place...
      ".
      Nope, not here, she may be a rotten asshole, but at least she ain't a hypocrite

    • @Mysterey101
      @Mysterey101 Год назад +27

      Lol it was that point blank honesty that told me FL girls

    • @LeftHans2God
      @LeftHans2God Год назад +22

      I think she just hadn't realized it was a serious situation. If she'd been considering jail at the time of the interview she would've sounded more contrite.

    • @iseetheendisnear2416
      @iseetheendisnear2416 Год назад +12

      I think what they fault to realize is that they’re “proudly” declaring to the world that they think they’re more incompetent than 9-year-old cookie-sellers and would rather forcefully mooch money off of them and the rest of society.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 Год назад +7

      That's fair. It's almost respectable
      You know; minus the whole stealing thing?

  • @coriolis07
    @coriolis07 Год назад +97

    I’ve been a Girl Scout since I was 5. I’m a senior now (as ranked in the troop - I’m only a freshman in high school), and neither of the two troops I’ve been in have been robbed while selling cookies. It’s crazy to think that someone would just decide to steal from a stand of little girls outside a Walmart, especially considering how little money (usually only 10% - 20%) actually goes to the troop. I’m glad this type of thing doesn’t happen more often!

    • @chinsaw2727
      @chinsaw2727 Год назад +3

      Who usually receives the money for the sales?

    • @coriolis07
      @coriolis07 Год назад +14

      @@chinsaw2727 most of the money goes to the local Girl Scout Council where the sale was made. Girl Scout Councils use the money from cookie sales to fund various educational programs, make uniforms, badges, etc.

    • @cosmiccatnip5406
      @cosmiccatnip5406 Год назад +1

      @@coriolis07 and to line their pockets... Company steals from the girls just as much using their free labor The CEO in 2021 made over $700,000 and there's a yearly membership fee to be a girl scout

    • @luckylarry88
      @luckylarry88 Год назад

      @@coriolis07 They use it to launder drug money

    • @Mysterey101
      @Mysterey101 Год назад +1

      The small amt that goes to the troop kinda supports the sidekicks assertion that, "It's not like [they're] actually stealing from a 9yr old girl" lol

  • @jamesfreeman9049
    @jamesfreeman9049 Год назад +43

    people like this will literally never change. once you reach that age and cant figure your shit out, like stealing is bad, then there's no changing.

    • @ATFADL
      @ATFADL Год назад +9

      This is shockingly true. People don't understand that making good choices is a skill. So many people are in prison because they simply can not think through a good decision.

    • @chinsaw2727
      @chinsaw2727 Год назад +4

      @@ATFADL “I could get clean and get a stable job….
      … OR I could rob the liquor store with my lighter that sort of looks like a knife! That is such an easier choice, man I am so smart! What could possibly go wrong?”

    • @ATFADL
      @ATFADL Год назад +1

      @@chinsaw2727 The trouble is, that is the thought process of some people. Not that crime is the right choice, but that it is the choice they actually know how make. At the end of the day people live with the consequences of their actions, good or bad. However, many people who commit crimes actually do believe, they just won't be caught, so they don't think about what getting cought would mean for them.

    • @ATFADL
      @ATFADL Год назад

      @Aidan Callaghan Well, their is a reason why we see people get caught doing brain dead shit. Picking dumb fights, stealing stuff they don't need, ext.

    • @ATFADL
      @ATFADL Год назад

      @Aidan Callaghan honestly, that is the case for some people, and some people just think they won't be caught, for literally no reason, they just think they won't.

  • @thedragon2493
    @thedragon2493 Год назад +4

    "like stealing cookie money from a girl scout" is the heroin addict's version of "like stealing candy from a baby"

  • @significantghost7908
    @significantghost7908 Год назад +540

    Everyone talking about the lack of remorse but I’m more impressed by the honesty. She’s not pretending to be anything she’s not and is entirely straight forward

    • @michaelmilian4336
      @michaelmilian4336 Год назад +142

      Yeah that’s sociopathic narcissism…. Not quite the flex they think it is

    • @clydefr0g
      @clydefr0g Год назад

      I’ve known girls like this. They’re evil.

    • @umop3plsdn
      @umop3plsdn Год назад +11

      shes a real fuckin g

    • @TheItalianFun
      @TheItalianFun Год назад

      it's not honestly tho, it's complete lack of empathy and being a shite person unable to show empathty. Don't spin it as a good thing

    • @thatonegoblin7051
      @thatonegoblin7051 Год назад +13

      That's not impressive.

  • @brittany_bee
    @brittany_bee Год назад +55

    I live in Canada so it's called Girl Guides and I shit you not - this happened to me, sort of lol someone approached my friend while I was heading to the next doorstep and my friends military dad came out of no where chasing a teenager down the middle of the street at Mach 5. He had the money, my friend was fine and I was clueless so we kept on fundraising. Thanks for unlocking that memory Charlie. Lol forget safes, just keep an angry dad on sniper duty.

    • @bluestaraquamarine9214
      @bluestaraquamarine9214 Год назад +3

      @Link to the clip good thing you didn’t, nobody would want you agreeing anyways

    • @Mythki11er
      @Mythki11er Год назад +4

      Do not f with military dads lol

  • @harryshell212
    @harryshell212 Год назад +64

    She sounds like a Dora the explorer villain, teaching children step by step what she did wrong and tells you.

  • @CaptainDoomsday
    @CaptainDoomsday Год назад +7

    These women seem like complete psychopaths. Hearing the rap sheet at the end, I just had flashbacks to the outrageously Chaotic Evil cartoon villains featured in Robocop. I can't imagine the sidekick had much difference in her career based on them sharing the exact same behaviour in the interview.

  • @molanhao2281
    @molanhao2281 Год назад +36

    What are you in for?
    Cellmates: Murder, robbing a bank, etc.
    Her: I stole from girl scouts.

    • @Immeminne
      @Immeminne Год назад +2

      Cell mate: wtf, my daughter is a Girl Scout

    • @VaporeonEnjoyer1
      @VaporeonEnjoyer1 Год назад

      She better hope there's a legit child predator in with her otherwise she's going to get the beatings usually reserved for them.

    • @coyote4326
      @coyote4326 Год назад

      They usually don't keep general pop together like that. California prisons have a "point system", and you usually get put into general pop with people who are in for crimes of the same caliber, so to speak.

  • @GregHolland368
    @GregHolland368 Год назад +39

    "I guess the lesson is just, not get caught" I always find that statement funny because it basically implies that not getting caught wasn't something they even considered

    • @babblekat3957
      @babblekat3957 Год назад +7

      My favorite part about that is how she immediately tried to change it to "or I guess just don't steal"

  • @seangalvin4582
    @seangalvin4582 Год назад +241

    She would have become a social media/streamer/only fans model if this happened today. She had her 15 mins of fame a decade too early.

    • @RickyRiq89
      @RickyRiq89 Год назад +37

      She would be rewarded for doing terrible things if it happened today. A very sad decline of a society.

    • @heckingbamboozled8097
      @heckingbamboozled8097 Год назад

      @@RickyRiq89 You think it's only a modern phenomenon that terrible people get rewarded despite being terrible? Hell, robber barons from the medieval ages were the first thing to pop into my head as far as historical examples go. Go complain about modern society somewhere else. We live in some of the most prosperous and generally positive times in human history.

    • @atpray
      @atpray Год назад +9

      Andrew Tate: 👁️👄👁️

    • @RickyRiq89
      @RickyRiq89 Год назад

      @@heckingbamboozled8097 It's just get easier in modern society with more modern tech, before, at least you have to be in some higher hierarchy to be rewarded doing something cruel because you could be shielded with status and money. The terrible thing that the robber baron did were also very different than these girls in this video did, the barons did very awful things, while these girls were doing petty theft because of stupidity, and get viral because of it, and if it happened now, those 2 girls could monetize it easily.
      I do agree that we live in a more prosperous time and generally positive time in human history, and such I can still complain here and no body can stop me.

    • @Fred-tz7hs
      @Fred-tz7hs Год назад

      @@RickyRiq89 my body can stop you

  • @EzioAuditore
    @EzioAuditore Год назад +45

    You can instantly tell she is not a stranger to meth

    • @EzioAuditore
      @EzioAuditore Год назад

      @9t7problems good point,
      But they do sometimes, speedballing, usually on the meth comedown… not a good idea

  • @foxxdoodles
    @foxxdoodles Год назад +547

    OMG I've been watching dumbest criminals compilations all day and this could not have been time to better

  • @cipher8410
    @cipher8410 Год назад +49

    Man these criminals are doing the "Getting arrested" Speedrun any%

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi Год назад

      *Ok_Dont_Read_My_Names*
      ..

  • @rachelshepherd9644
    @rachelshepherd9644 Год назад +30

    from someone that is a girl scout (yes, it's more than 6 year olds selling cookies, I'm currently working on my gold award) people try to take our cookies and money all the time when we sell, thankfully we're attentive and call them out before they are able to get away or prevent it from happening in the first place

    • @sheltiesongs7378
      @sheltiesongs7378 Год назад +2

      That’s actually really sad. You shouldn’t have to deal with that, especially at your age.

    • @luckylarry88
      @luckylarry88 Год назад

      Just open carry a gun

    • @jenelaina5665
      @jenelaina5665 Год назад +1

      That's messed up I'm sorry. Good luck on the Gold Award tho I only got to Silver, that's awesome!

    • @rachelshepherd9644
      @rachelshepherd9644 Год назад

      @@jenelaina5665 thanks so much! Silver award is still a really big accomplishment, you should feel proud of yourself for it!

  • @kurokukageyama990
    @kurokukageyama990 Год назад +3

    they give of "Mean girl " vibes honestly if you told me they where someone's high school bully turned to a life of crime I wouldn't be surprised

  • @rauth1139
    @rauth1139 Год назад +44

    I can always respect someone's honesty, while also repulsing at their crimes.

    • @TrollMalefico1984
      @TrollMalefico1984 Год назад +2

      Honesty is tied to justice. Theirs is just a lack of shame. They could have simply shut up but they didn't.

  • @daze.0
    @daze.0 Год назад +43

    she’s the type of person to steal samples

    • @-freshsans
      @-freshsans Год назад +1

      Bruh XD

    • @Kidey11
      @Kidey11 Год назад +3

      And not even the good ones too.

    • @bluestaraquamarine9214
      @bluestaraquamarine9214 Год назад

      @Link to the clip You have no life, you’ve been making beef with people for no reason lmao you have so much time so use that time to get a job and sht like what’s your motive dude

    • @rolandjohnson599
      @rolandjohnson599 Год назад

      @Link to the clip lol you mad for no reason lol

  • @varakai4933
    @varakai4933 Год назад +87

    Was watching this on stream last night and was cracking up. Girl has 10/10 confidence and 0/10 intelligence.

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 Год назад

      DONT READ MY USERNAME

    • @Rat_R4t
      @Rat_R4t Год назад +2

      I also watched this live last night but I just woke up so my tired brain thought he reuploaded a video. I went back to the Vod from his last stream and realised I watched it live and he didn't reupload a video 😭😂

  • @katsmith4643
    @katsmith4643 Год назад +6

    “She must’ve hired Saul Goodman”💀💀

  • @mabybee
    @mabybee Год назад +52

    Who amongst us could’ve ever imagined that someone with her social skills might one day get in trouble for using hard drugs & violating probation?

    • @theNoobmaster69
      @theNoobmaster69 Год назад

      Huge fan of your expensive magazine goods Mr Ward

  • @Impulse21s
    @Impulse21s Год назад +29

    She's going to be one of those " look what meth does to you after 20 years " picture montage eventually. Guaranteed.

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates Год назад +36

    I tried my best to contain my laughter when the little girl scout walks up the podium to ultimately put the cookie monster in prison for good.

  • @braydenleis4735
    @braydenleis4735 Год назад +4

    “It’s mine by right of conquest”

  • @RetroJ3000
    @RetroJ3000 Год назад +10

    1:20 the joker smile thru the pixels is priceless

  • @peonylarkspur645
    @peonylarkspur645 Год назад +15

    tbh the worst part is that the girl scouts are already barely making anything off of cookies, most of that money goes to admin (source: sold thin mints for 12 years)

  • @Jokin_Jake
    @Jokin_Jake Год назад +42

    "I know it was a crime, but it was an easy crime."
    Pretty much sums them both up in one sentence.

  • @whadatmowfdu7320
    @whadatmowfdu7320 Год назад +14

    If “I never got disciplined as a child” was a person.

  • @Thepatientsadvice
    @Thepatientsadvice Год назад +9

    "If you give a crackhead a cookie...they'll expect the money from the sales" I remember this story from my childhood

  • @RedPandaMafia
    @RedPandaMafia Год назад +70

    The most infuriating thing to me is that they weren’t at least detained for petty theft at the time of the incident. Instead got to drive off into the sunset, starbucks in hand.

    • @eddiebruv
      @eddiebruv Год назад +1

      @@gordonlove5121 And they’ve even got over fifty upvotes for a nonsensical comment. 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @lrmcatspaw1
    @lrmcatspaw1 Год назад +11

    "I know its a crime, but its an easy crime".
    The fact that she went to prison later on should not even surprise pikachu.

  • @Unsung_Guardian
    @Unsung_Guardian Год назад +2

    She probably started at 3 years old, stealing cookies from the cookie jar.

  • @trustedroot
    @trustedroot Год назад +26

    my own personal dumb criminal story:
    in 2019 I accidentally left my purse in a cart at the grocery store and it got stolen by a couple of grifters sitting inside the store waiting for someone like me to forget a purse. while I was calling the cops and canceling my cards, I got an alert from my bank that someone tried to use my credit card at the Subway across the street. both people were caught and I got most of my stuff back

  • @justnick9281
    @justnick9281 Год назад +17

    Guy who robs them:
    "it was because it was easy"
    Stephanie:
    👁️👄👁️

  • @criisjooy7805
    @criisjooy7805 Год назад +41

    lmao imagine 6yrs in prison just to face a pandemic

    • @phoenixrising145
      @phoenixrising145 Год назад

      Except she is the last person to have any regard for any kind of quarantine rules, you know she's out partying like an asshat

  • @jennieferris2447
    @jennieferris2447 Год назад +8

    I'm laughing so much it hurts,how very proud Stephanie's parents must be

  • @Skies1948
    @Skies1948 Год назад +132

    These people should be locked up for committing this huge of a sin

  • @shyguypro9876
    @shyguypro9876 Год назад +17

    The sheer utter lack of remorse is both astonishing and scary.

  • @ethantodd8114
    @ethantodd8114 Год назад +25

    These are the two most honest criminals I think I've ever seen 😂

  • @llyn5759
    @llyn5759 Год назад +37

    This is amazing, they're like walking caricatures of humanity. I am astounded.

    • @tornadodee148
      @tornadodee148 Год назад

      that dumb blonde valley girl that bullied other girls in high school. She even has that Paris Hilton attitude and startbucks frappucino in hand. all thats missing is the pink velour tracksuit and chihuahua in a designer purse xD.