Most Interesting Criminal Ever

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  • Опубликовано: 21 май 2022
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  • @justtosuffer398
    @justtosuffer398 2 года назад +43433

    Charlie, if you’re wondering about what the inside of the Toys-R-Us bunker looked like, why not have Roofman on the podcast and ask him yourself? Many (most?) prisoners are happy to talk about their experiences and he would be a good source to ask directly (even though prisoners sometimes exaggerate). You’re certainly big enough that he is unlikely to refuse. Food for thought.

  • @andrewodinson3726
    @andrewodinson3726 2 года назад +4618

    *gets arrested*
    "Officers, you did a great job today"
    This is the most Gigachad criminal I've ever heard of

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 2 года назад +244

      "Just because you're bad guy doesn't mean you're _bad guy_ !"

    • @Seruna9
      @Seruna9 2 года назад +108

      Bros the main character

    • @krusher181
      @krusher181 2 года назад +63

      He wanted to be caught for a long ass time, he was getting impatient

    • @sicktricks8918
      @sicktricks8918 2 года назад +112

      the irl equivalent of saying gg after losing

    • @shikitohno47
      @shikitohno47 Год назад +7

      Gigachad kekw pogchamp no youre breathtaking ! Am I right my fellow redditors ??

  • @ItsPixPlays
    @ItsPixPlays Год назад +547

    This guy: Robs several Mcdonalds
    45 Years in Jail
    Other guy: Murders 3 people
    *3 Years in Jail*

    • @thegrabber3021
      @thegrabber3021 Год назад +32

      Maybe cuz they don’t care about a single human life they care about their money so they get this

    • @dbfzato-1327
      @dbfzato-1327 Год назад +26

      he broke out n then only got 13 after lol i guess breaking out was so impressive they let 32 years slide lol

    • @jaymike3302
      @jaymike3302 Год назад +6

      He's a career criminal who has absolutely no intention of changing. Plus he punched a woman and burned down a building.

    • @ghostedemu3252
      @ghostedemu3252 11 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@jaymike3302 woe be the woman who was punched, she wasn't harmed beyond that

    • @jaymike3302
      @jaymike3302 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@ghostedemu3252 I'd give him only 10 years if he promised to change. And if he wouldn't have burned a building down.

  • @v.cjimballs4325
    @v.cjimballs4325 Год назад +1015

    Sounds like a really bored and polite dude who remembered he had free will lmao

    • @MasquedJustice
      @MasquedJustice 9 месяцев назад

      yes, robbing stores and holding people at gunpoint, "free will"

    • @shizzledink
      @shizzledink 6 месяцев назад +3

      He punched a lady in the face but aight

    • @pratyushkoul7951
      @pratyushkoul7951 4 месяца назад +24

      ​@@shizzledinkhey ,free will is free will, so .. 🤷

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 2 месяца назад

      I don’t get the joke…

  • @sylviabennan
    @sylviabennan 2 года назад +4920

    wait, 45 years for two “nicest thief ever” robberies? There are people who get less time for murder. 45 years?? No wonder he broke out, sounds unfair

    • @cpi3267
      @cpi3267 2 года назад

      He did 100s of armed robberies and probably mentally scarred tons of people

    • @alexd4566
      @alexd4566 2 года назад +360

      He still committed multiple robberies so yeah, those sentences stack up

    • @rock4glory713
      @rock4glory713 2 года назад +72

      Kidnapping

    • @dropkicksofthemurphys9696
      @dropkicksofthemurphys9696 2 года назад +438

      @@alexd4566 Not against some of the egregious things that get less than half of that.

    • @ipissedonthemoon4066
      @ipissedonthemoon4066 Год назад +188

      well now its 13 years because 2036 he's getting released

  • @Hermit.Crabbe
    @Hermit.Crabbe 2 года назад +5246

    He had the perfect skill set: he used to be a commando who owned a roofing business but had his family killed in a horrible McDonalds incident. Ultimate villain back story

    • @clashwithyourmum8665
      @clashwithyourmum8665 2 года назад +89

      Yeah I read up on him such a cool story

    • @hoze1235
      @hoze1235 2 года назад +229

      The mc-avenger

    • @charizard1521
      @charizard1521 2 года назад +70

      What exactly is a “McDonald’s incident” 😂

    • @fogcat5
      @fogcat5 2 года назад +186

      ​@@charizard1521 soft ice cream broken again

    • @charizard1521
      @charizard1521 2 года назад

      @@fogcat5 ahh yes, death by acute onset ice cream deficiency syndrome

  • @svenov3167
    @svenov3167 Год назад +463

    Imagine working at this specific Toys 'R' Us store not knowing there is this super genius engineer/thief/craftsman living under the roof.
    Eating baby food, creating trap doors, stealing toys and pipe in water. this is some serious suvival game madness.

    • @jaymantisgaming
      @jaymantisgaming Год назад +16

      thing is, some people will have noticed things going on, like noises in the walls, things going missing and probably thought they were imagining it or that the place was haunted

    • @tyronleung5276
      @tyronleung5276 Год назад +5

      The funny thing is I live right down the street from that store

    • @tyronleung5276
      @tyronleung5276 Год назад +6

      He lived right up the street from me

    • @TorchicNidoran1994
      @TorchicNidoran1994 8 месяцев назад +2

      Apparently the managers there were suspicious of employees stealing because of the high amount of shrink

  • @CaptainDoomsday
    @CaptainDoomsday 2 года назад +760

    Considering how peacefully he accepted the first arrest and how hard he avoided the second, I feel like this is more evidence of how horrible America's prison system is.
    Upsetting to think that a modern-day Gentleman Thief got pushed to violence by its spectre.

    • @doot7730
      @doot7730 Год назад +28

      Honestly yea. . If the prison isn't brutal it's nonexistent. There's no happy in between
      There's just pain or releasing dangers

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 Год назад +21

      Yeah, our prison system is horrible because it’s meant for punishment, not rehabilitation. It’s supposed to scare people away from committing crimes in the first place, but evidently it’s not very effective in doing so. I’d rather a criminal suffer than be pampered using my tax dollars, but that’s just me and I understand the arguments in favor of better rehabilitation. The prison subculture basically makes rehabilitating offenders impossible, it’s pretty obvious who is going to be a recidivist and who isn’t.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Год назад

      Privately owned prisons make most of their money off of repeat offenders. I'm sure that's got nothing to do with America's crime problem though-it's all those damn vidya gaemz!

    • @mr.nazareth4501
      @mr.nazareth4501 Год назад +38

      @@Sniperboy5551 prison is a business, it encourages repeat offenders on purpose. Adam Hates Everything has a great video about this (plus he's still doing his thing lol). However, I feel like the 'm-muh tax dollars' argument is so worn out at this point, it's not like you're choosing what to do with it anyways. Why are people so quick to demonize fixing up our roads, rehabilitating our prisoners and taking care of our people when the military has to justify a budget in the 800 billion range with 40,000 dollar office furniture? If it were up to me, I wouldn't want my tax dollars spent on cushioning the behinds of pencil pushers and boot lickers.
      P.s: Prisoners lose a lot of fundamental rights. I think giving them proper living conditions isn't "pampering" when they're fundamentally below the average citizen. Keep in mind that prison budget also goes to training better staff and creating better facilities for THEM as well. Or at least it should... That's a whole 'nother topic tho.

    • @RandomCommenter955
      @RandomCommenter955 Год назад +1

      ​@@Sniperboy5551 except the system unfairly and disproportionately targets minorities and sentences them to worse and worse prison times for the same crimes as those who are white or especially rich. All crime is by far not equal. The punishments for crime are certainly not equal either, especially when it disproportionately targets women, minorities, and the less physically strong. Prison rape is unacceptable, but everyone just knows it happens in prisons. That's disgusting. It should've never been allowed to became a main stay of prisons. The politicians, the system, the ruling class, and the rich corporations and wealthiest individuals who control and designed it to be this way after 100s of years of causing it to be this way can fuck off.

  • @darthsquid2107
    @darthsquid2107 2 года назад +9783

    This man is just an incredible survivalist. He's aware he's doing wrong when he told the police they did a good job. Makes me wonder if this guy was doing this to test himself, for fun, or for some other reason.

    • @RegretfulBirdConsumer
      @RegretfulBirdConsumer 2 года назад +360

      Fun

    • @BrettBates96
      @BrettBates96 2 года назад +363

      @ahhh no

    • @micaelo7785
      @micaelo7785 2 года назад +182

      @@BrettBates96 you know he's just saying that to provoke someone right?

    • @MagnokTheMighty
      @MagnokTheMighty 2 года назад +369

      There's a certain type of adrenaline rush somebody like this gets. And the only way to find that high is to do shit like this. He also happened to be extremely skilled at it (from what I can tell).

    • @catsantos353
      @catsantos353 2 года назад +85

      Get this man his own anime

  • @HESHRocketWarhead
    @HESHRocketWarhead 2 года назад +6855

    The whole donating stolen toys part makes him sound almost like a modern day Robin Hood. Almost.

    • @weednose6030
      @weednose6030 2 года назад +327

      The real reason toys r us went broke

    • @danishbutter1847
      @danishbutter1847 2 года назад +154

      @@weednose6030 man took all my PS5s

    • @Blue-fg8vt
      @Blue-fg8vt 2 года назад +63

      @@danishbutter1847 no that was me

    • @victorconway444
      @victorconway444 2 года назад +40

      @@Blue-fg8vt You bastard! How much for two?

    • @Blue-fg8vt
      @Blue-fg8vt 2 года назад +80

      @@victorconway444 well I stole them and I only need two so....five bucks and a funny picture of a skeleton.

  • @chainsawlizard9528
    @chainsawlizard9528 Год назад +57

    "Workers said he was very nice."
    Just because you are bad guy, doesn't mean you are _bad guy_

  • @Bramswarr
    @Bramswarr Год назад +86

    he still brought flowers to see his GF. solid man right there, never forgets whats important

  • @MikeJProto
    @MikeJProto 2 года назад +1790

    this man really took the whole "I am living in your walls" thing to heart.

  • @justincruz5720
    @justincruz5720 2 года назад +2492

    I’m not entirely sure why he chose to rob the restaurants this way, but my guess is he really just needed an excuse to rappel down from the roof. He was probably insanely bored. It’s just dope as hell.

    • @wilfredomartell4856
      @wilfredomartell4856 2 года назад +203

      I mean if I had the skills, God knows I'm doing it too. Family reunion? social gatherings? the cinema? work? a funeral? All very good places to rappel down the roof if you ask me.

    • @official50shillings
      @official50shillings 2 года назад +38

      JESSE-WE NEED TO COOK

    • @Ahzafera
      @Ahzafera 2 года назад +16

      Probably after hours when the restaurant is drive-thru only. Or perhaps trying to end up in the kitchen first, catching people off guard without the security of the counter in front of them. Possibly makes it a bit harder to call the police.

    • @phoenixforce5294
      @phoenixforce5294 Год назад

      @@wilfredomartell4856 I would want my dead body rappel'd down at full speed right into my coffin, smash into it like a ragdoll.

    • @pandiyaya8704
      @pandiyaya8704 Год назад +2

      memth

  • @alwaysyouramanda
    @alwaysyouramanda Год назад +98

    He’s one of those guys the teachers said “if he’d only apply himself” about.

  • @CajinVaren
    @CajinVaren 2 года назад +136

    As a former Toys R Us employee that worked the bike section and someone who had to help tear down the store after it went under, I can confirm there is a decent amount of space behind the bike racks. He wouldn't have been doing any jumping jacks back there but he would have had about a 3 ft wide room to move around and stand in certain areas. I cant guarantee all stores were like this though.
    On a side note we had once found a little hideaway one of our back-of-house employees made for himself inside the storage bays by hollowing it out of boxes and building a wall of small boxes in front, it was complete with a couple baby mattresses and snacks too. It was found when that bay was scheduled for an audit but we never found out who it actually was.

    • @christiansmith8529
      @christiansmith8529 Год назад +22

      A place I worked at years ago had a secret storage room hidden inside a basement bathroom. Looking at it you would assume it was a small supply closet but when you opened it up it was a 20x20 room filled with a bunch of crap from the 80s including the drafts for the renovation. The whole bathroom area apparently used to be storage and they kept half as storage but it was never used…. Long story short we added a bed and tv for people working splits and swing shifts.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Год назад +1

      That's called an "undocumented break room".

    • @Xfacter
      @Xfacter Месяц назад +2

      Both epic stories. Does anyone have any more? 🍿

  • @RealMenWorshipZeus
    @RealMenWorshipZeus 2 года назад +982

    DUDE! I remember watching this news LIVE. So here's why he went through the roof: he would cut a hole in the roof and get in the in-between space. He waited until the restaurant closed and they had taken all the money to the back. Then, with the store locked up, but before they put it in the safe, he would drop down and rob them. He often brought a bag of goodwill sweaters and passed them to the employees when he asked them to wait in the walk-in fridge. Many employees refused to identify him and spoke highly of him.

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat 2 года назад +200

      That's big brained. That means usually only store manager and supervisor would be there nobody else, surprising them in comfortable private place the back office, very easy to control situation.

    • @Dr.Stein_
      @Dr.Stein_ 2 года назад +24

      Thnx for the explanation

    • @c.odubhlaoich2948
      @c.odubhlaoich2948 2 года назад +16

      If he was so nice, I don't understand why people were so compliant. It's weird that a guy who is not even threatening could convince so many people to let him rob them or get them into the freezer room.

    • @c.odubhlaoich2948
      @c.odubhlaoich2948 2 года назад +29

      Ok nevermind he punched a woman and took her gun lol

    • @lowvolume4494
      @lowvolume4494 2 года назад +229

      @@c.odubhlaoich2948 McDonald employees aren't paid enough to fight off a non-threatening robber

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад +11666

    This dude is a gigachad. Instead of fighting back against law and killing innocents with firearms, he opted to kill them with kindness instead.

  • @DJ-wh1tp
    @DJ-wh1tp 10 месяцев назад +29

    This guy isn’t even unlikable. Through the whole vid I was rooting for him and his crazy ass schemes. Also, I would pay so much for a movie about this guy

  • @Raiko01
    @Raiko01 Год назад +11

    man was playing minecraft irl

  • @paxtonstewart8042
    @paxtonstewart8042 2 года назад +3821

    Okay, so is no one gonna talk about how well this guy would do in a zombie apocalypse? Engineering skills to make sure everything is router properly from what I can tell, military training for good combat skills, great personality to keep moral up, and using available items properly. I imagine this guy could probably do really fucking well for awhile till he’d have to deal with other survivors.

    • @alessandroneri2534
      @alessandroneri2534 2 года назад +138

      Man's a fucking Catacylsm: Dark Days Ahead character

    • @foolishkai1822
      @foolishkai1822 2 года назад

      only losers compare real life skills to a zombie apocalypse

    • @Shrnirpledorp
      @Shrnirpledorp 2 года назад +34

      He will do well in prison at least

    • @raphisomething8383
      @raphisomething8383 2 года назад +68

      He'll fucking get zombies to like him

    • @LovelyWoozy
      @LovelyWoozy 2 года назад +76

      I also thought of that when Charlie was questioning why the guy chose to eat baby food! Sure, one can enjoy chips and cookies during a survival event, but Manchester was clearly aware of the kind of nutrition he would need to stay sharp. Maybe baby food doesn't taste the best, but it'll cover the bases.

  • @jamesmason7979
    @jamesmason7979 2 года назад +3311

    I know I shouldn't be complimenting him. I certainly don't condone his actions. But this dude had an incredible run.

    • @voreincorporated3056
      @voreincorporated3056 2 года назад +207

      He seems more polite than the majority of people I know

    • @venombeetle7473
      @venombeetle7473 2 года назад +87

      Can’t wait to see how his next run goes like, maybe it’ll be a Walmart.

    • @vortexcheetos3595
      @vortexcheetos3595 2 года назад +69

      His run is not finished yet, don’t worry

    • @madamek8656
      @madamek8656 2 года назад +102

      His only victims were mega corporations so meh 🤷‍♀️

    • @BreadApologist
      @BreadApologist 2 года назад +37

      @@venombeetle7473 Ikr, really pumped for season 2 of Roof Top Robber, seeing what wacky shenanigans he gets up to.
      Leaked next season description:
      Using his time in prison to learn about architecture, engineering, computer programing, metallurgy, plumbing, excavation, and craftsmanship the RTR builds his most incredible lair yet! Tunneling under an abandoned blockbuster which somehow wasnt converted to any other store cause...idk ghosts? There he put all his new skills to work stealing from construction sites, dumps, the strange homeless guy who collects broken electronics cause he thinks he is an alien and needs those to build a teleporter to get back to his planet, and from other abandoned buildings to create a massive 20 acre underground lair just like the Hive from the 1st Resident Evil movie.

  • @SteelCruxHD
    @SteelCruxHD Год назад +23

    When I was in the army I was always taught that when you start to clear a building that clearing from the top down is the most advantageous route. Highly unlikely 99% of the time. But if you could take that 1%. Go for it.

  • @StupidlyStupid
    @StupidlyStupid Год назад +11

    A McDonalds near me had a robber come in and ask for money. The employee at counter said “No” and this friggin guy just walked out of the McDonald’s.

  • @anitabonghit2758
    @anitabonghit2758 2 года назад +2150

    He is already living in the attic of that viewer's house. He escaped years ago. No one detected his escape because he created a convincing robotic decoy with advanced AI using a garbage can, a mop, VCR motors, and an iPhone

    • @driplord6150
      @driplord6150 2 года назад +18

      Lol

    • @sanictnt9497
      @sanictnt9497 2 года назад +77

      and a singular doorknob.

    • @whact
      @whact 2 года назад +23

      he made a hole in the roof of the prison to escape

    • @missingno2401
      @missingno2401 2 года назад +20

      bruh literally watched jimmy neutron and used that as his escape plan

    • @TheTyisawesome
      @TheTyisawesome 2 года назад +5

      Me picturing sonic 2 decoy sitting in a cell lmao

  • @thespidermanoftheottomanempire
    @thespidermanoftheottomanempire 2 года назад +439

    6:32 “Toys R Us had all kinds of snacks he didn’t need baby food!”
    Well he probably ate baby food for a very specific reason. Baby food is designed to have the most variation of nutrients and is meant to be as nourishing as possible, to help a baby grow. To put it simply baby food has a LOT more value in nutrition over Doritos.
    Think of baby food like a toddler version of MREs… thinking about it that was probably the guy’s thought process considering he was in the Navy…

    • @kinginferno934
      @kinginferno934 2 года назад +41

      @@choppiecortez8213 damn navy and their special boat chiefs

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat 2 года назад +33

      It's also in a sauce like consistency, any remains are left in the jar and no crumbs as evidence. Dry food always leaves crumbs and these can also attract vermin if you can't clean or throw packaging away and have to stash the trash like he probably did.

    • @MrBollocks10
      @MrBollocks10 2 года назад +1

      Do u have access to baby food?
      So I'm assuming it's a big part of your diet? Knowing what you know.

    • @miythac
      @miythac 2 года назад +22

      @@MrBollocks10 such a good insult. 😐

    • @shuruff904
      @shuruff904 2 года назад

      @@choppiecortez8213 oh god shut up

  • @Not_Bdew
    @Not_Bdew Год назад +13

    It absolutely baffles me the fact that the exact same toys R us is the exact same location I used to go to almost every week when I was little. Never did I realize until today I had walked in the same place as the notorious roof bandit. I still remember the entire store with pinpoint images in my mind, their giant rack of skylanders trap team figurines that I used to use back when the monroe toys r us was still open. The nostalgia and also the fear it brings me to think I ever so innocently walked in this guys footsteps is crazy.

  • @mst3ksanta
    @mst3ksanta 2 года назад +11

    7:59 figure out what P.D. it is at and file a FOIA. you'll get your pictures

  • @borger1723
    @borger1723 2 года назад +2113

    that is actually interesting. I've heard of some real dummies in the world of crime but this guy was actually big brained.

    • @burp2019
      @burp2019 2 года назад +105

      @TrulyGrassy his only real stupid choices were trying to rob his hideout and falling for that last trap

    • @borger1723
      @borger1723 2 года назад +8

      @TrulyGrassy well yea, but besides that he was really smart

    • @mikeyaftony2464
      @mikeyaftony2464 2 года назад +5

      @Kavetion bruh you can't even add a period
      If you're better you'd put more effort into it

    • @robertmares5244
      @robertmares5244 2 года назад +4

      Dumbest ideas, genius execution

    • @tjhall1000
      @tjhall1000 2 года назад +11

      to be fair, with all his baby monitors he probably could have learned the toys r us's alarm code, turned it off at night, went and robbed some place else, and get away back to his home base in toys r us, locking the door and resetting the alarm. legit no one would ever have known lol

  • @thedragxndemon
    @thedragxndemon 2 года назад +3485

    So this guy gets sentenced 45 years for breaking into McDonalds and bringing harm to no one, but murderers and r*pists will get 5-25? Okay, America.

    • @003dylan
      @003dylan 2 года назад +57

      Dude part of his charge was kidnapping...

    • @sethmullins8346
      @sethmullins8346 2 года назад +697

      @@003dylan locking someone in a room with the intent being them getting out safely when help arrives is hardly kidnapping

    • @robert-zh2gl
      @robert-zh2gl Год назад

      @@003dylan he didnt kidnap anyone he put them in a room took money and left he had no interest in harming human nature the point is our govt is a joke

    • @nick5422
      @nick5422 Год назад +184

      @@sethmullins8346 Yeah. Legally it might or might not be but he hardly intended to “keep” the people

    • @lolxp4559
      @lolxp4559 Год назад +61

      It's cause he threatened our economy

  • @bread7D
    @bread7D Год назад +14

    My theory is that this guy was just extremely bored so he decided that being a criminal with manners was a good way to put some spice in his life.

  • @poketcg1592
    @poketcg1592 Год назад +28

    Hes an inspiration to be kind no matter what you're perpetrating. Didn't try and kill anyone, wasn't rude, hell probably didn't cause anyone significant mental anguish.

    • @Enigma75614
      @Enigma75614 10 месяцев назад +4

      He punched a woman in the face and caused mental anguish to the person who owned the dentist office he burned down.

    • @taxabletour4109
      @taxabletour4109 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@Enigma75614 he most likely punched the women because he had too exp american prison system ya dunce

  • @marwynthemasterful6369
    @marwynthemasterful6369 2 года назад +536

    Robber: “I want all the money in the register and a ice cream.”
    McDs: “Ice Cream machine is down”

    • @onyxrafle8066
      @onyxrafle8066 2 года назад +46

      “Could you fix it please?”

    • @artistanthony1007
      @artistanthony1007 2 года назад +2

      I mean those Ice Cream Cones and Sundaes are the shxt.

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 2 года назад +8

      *Metal Gear game over motif*

    • @elizabeth5561
      @elizabeth5561 2 года назад +18

      Robber: Curses, foiled again. I'll just leave now. Good day.
      McDonalds: But what about the money?
      Robber: Screw the money! I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

    • @OuterRimPride
      @OuterRimPride 2 года назад +2

      “Could you check?”
      “…no.”

  • @glebakiller
    @glebakiller 2 года назад +3525

    It all started with him breaking up with his wife, and ended with him trying to meet with his girlfriend. Poor man, nobody in the story quite seems to have caught on how heartbroken this guy was. Truly every story like this is just a personal tragedy above everything else.

    • @totemking9418
      @totemking9418 2 года назад +300

      At least he didn't harm others because of his problems. He was a robber and a criminal, true, but it seems that he never really harmed anyone except for that one person he punched to escape.

    • @Shrnirpledorp
      @Shrnirpledorp 2 года назад +31

      Heartbroken😂 what an excuse for all this shi😂 we all know that feeling but there’s gotta be something wrong with him

    • @nefwaenre
      @nefwaenre 2 года назад +92

      @@totemking9418 i agree with you. As long as he didn't hurt anyone. Seems like hurting is not what he's into either. In fact he was very respectful (except that one incident) to the employees.

    • @burnttoast.2017
      @burnttoast.2017 2 года назад +88

      @@Shrnirpledorp or he's a nice person that just got tired of decisions being made for him for society's convenience.

    • @ihaterefriedbeans
      @ihaterefriedbeans 2 года назад +27

      @@burnttoast.2017 ok joker kinnie

  • @sketchedout4080
    @sketchedout4080 5 месяцев назад +3

    The fact that this nice dude who stole some money and cheeseburgers got more jail time than a lot of murderers is very interesting

  • @Lorraine202
    @Lorraine202 4 месяца назад +3

    I feel like at least at first he was probably just a veteran down on hard times. Like he didn’t steal millions, targeted a well insured chain where the employees would still get paid their dues, and took absolute care to not harm anyone. Definitely knew employees received training to not fight back and acted by coming through the roof after close so that he wouldn’t encounter the public who might try to be heroes causing injury. The ToysRUs stunt is unhinged tho.

  • @jacobschwab1252
    @jacobschwab1252 2 года назад +2140

    This man is like the metal gear snake of McDonald’s thieves.

    • @davidmoyes7010
      @davidmoyes7010 2 года назад +81

      Maybe he literally stole a metal gear from the ice cream machine and that's why they never work.

    • @migl1802
      @migl1802 2 года назад +11

      He even hides in cardboard too

    • @blackslicedbyred5351
      @blackslicedbyred5351 2 года назад

      @TuskLovesJaguars jj

    • @ghost.8836
      @ghost.8836 2 года назад +1

      @ahhh You only have 2 videos. Also, *videos.

    • @P-nk-m-na
      @P-nk-m-na 2 года назад +1

      Burger Snake

  • @TheFrostbite324
    @TheFrostbite324 2 года назад +2946

    When you first hear this guy’s story, you’re just waiting for that “point of no return” where he does something completely irredeemable. Yet, it never comes and you just end up liking this guy even more.

    • @cawcawcaw9160
      @cawcawcaw9160 2 года назад +119

      I dunno chief, burning a dentist building down ain't it?

    • @TheFrostbite324
      @TheFrostbite324 2 года назад +252

      @@cawcawcaw9160 okay but no one died as a result of the fire and at no point did he ever cause any serious harm to anyone. I’m not saying this guy didn’t commit crimes or he shouldn’t face consequences for his actions, but he doesn’t seem like a terrible person.

    • @NoPhlyZone20
      @NoPhlyZone20 2 года назад +45

      He punched a girl when he tried to get away lol thats enough for me

    • @TheFrostbite324
      @TheFrostbite324 2 года назад +174

      @@NoPhlyZone20 that’s not the same as something like murder and that was done while he was trying to escape a sherif on the scene. He doesn’t seem like the type of guy to just punch women randomly. Again I’m not saying he didn’t do anything wrong or commit crimes, it’s just I don’t think he’s beyond the pale.

    • @Photom101
      @Photom101 2 года назад

      @@NoPhlyZone20 because punching a girl's so much worse than punching a guy

  • @geeksofthegalaxy
    @geeksofthegalaxy Месяц назад +2

    "ONLY"? Somebody forgot about the dude who went around stealing all the giant inflatable SpongeBobs off the Burger King roofs back in the day lol.

  • @DaRKWizaRdGaming0
    @DaRKWizaRdGaming0 Год назад +5

    “Man said f*ck it. I want the gerbers.”
    Has me dying

  • @milkinobama8160
    @milkinobama8160 2 года назад +451

    Imagine being a tired underpaid employee at the cash register before suddenly feeling small debris fall on your shoulder

    • @bawlstars7857
      @bawlstars7857 2 года назад +14

      I would stare at it, look up, sigh and accept my own fate. I am just that done with life.

    • @k-7833
      @k-7833 2 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @TheCrimeZone
    @TheCrimeZone 2 года назад +8648

    Hey, thanks for watching the video. Super happy that you found it interesting!

    • @tryantonal
      @tryantonal 2 года назад +384

      Thanks for covering the man who took “I’m in your walls” too literally because holy hell that was entertaining

    • @megadaddysean
      @megadaddysean 2 года назад +18

      nice

    • @shwahz2345
      @shwahz2345 2 года назад +14

      @Denis please stop making me laugh

    • @NUFCOfficial
      @NUFCOfficial 2 года назад +8

      Lol all of the millions of viewers on this channel lost for your video lool

    • @batman-bp5wp
      @batman-bp5wp 2 года назад +16

      i wish Charlie favorited the channels of the videos he watches, But he clearly doesnt even read comments..

  • @gingerdude3666
    @gingerdude3666 Год назад +5

    The lack of pictures for the Toys R Us lair makes it even more enigmatic, in my opinion.

  • @jzl3573
    @jzl3573 Год назад +7

    The “filet-o-fish fondler(felon)” moment killed me.

  • @buzzlightyearpfp7641
    @buzzlightyearpfp7641 2 года назад +297

    this guy is like the overly charismatic main character thief in a anime/game that somehow makes everyone love him cause he's just too cool and nice

  • @billmagundie6866
    @billmagundie6866 2 года назад +449

    Him using Spiderman bedsheets was rather fitting.

  • @TheRealKingDedede
    @TheRealKingDedede Год назад +6

    This man is a literal Saturday morning cartoon bad guy

  • @modifiedbarbie
    @modifiedbarbie Год назад +4

    The fact that this happened so close and that the prison is like 20 minutes from my house is WILD. I hope roof man doesn't come rob me at mcdonalds one day

    • @audiovisualcringe
      @audiovisualcringe Год назад

      mcdonalds was so roofman 1 lmao, I don’t think he’ll be unoriginal and do that again for roofman 3 in 2036

  • @agentash0036
    @agentash0036 2 года назад +765

    I feel like the baby food probably has more nutritional value than Doritos and Oreos, so I'd say it's a better choice

    • @yeegerszx8947
      @yeegerszx8947 2 года назад +22

      You feel like?that is literally the case.if doritos were better than baby food then why even bother with anything but junk food for your kid

    • @agentash0036
      @agentash0036 2 года назад +53

      @@yeegerszx8947 yeah i felt like that's the case

    • @MrCutlis
      @MrCutlis 2 года назад +5

      @@yeegerszx8947 I dunno. That doesn't feel right to me

    • @ps92809
      @ps92809 2 года назад +6

      @@yeegerszx8947 choking hazard

    • @jonathanl3941
      @jonathanl3941 Год назад +1

      I mean its also the fact that he's sane or obsessed enough to say hey I'm not going to ruin myself just for one last big score, but ya now adays he might end up mental

  • @wetwaredistributor6770
    @wetwaredistributor6770 2 года назад +412

    4:50 I think his reasoning for going in through the roof was (and I could be wrong, they didn't confirm this in the video) that he was waiting for them to close. In fast food, you close the store and then the employees spend about an hour cleaning before heading home. If he hit in this timeframe, he could drop into a locked store, guaranteeing no interference from customers/police. Then he rounds up the employees (all except one) and puts them in the freezer. In fast food, restaurants typically use a safe to hold weekly earnings, which at the end of the week gets sent to the bank. If you time it right and pick a popular enough restaurant, there could be anywhere from $500 to $10,000 in the safe. So, with all the employees except one in the freezer, he has the one unlock the safe code, at which point he grabs the money and leaves. Anyone robbing the front end of a fast food place is an idiot, because money is consistently removed from the registers and placed in the safe. You're going to get maximum around $200 from robbing the registers. He was definitely going for the safes, as it's the only way he could've possibly gotten 100 grand from doing this, unless he robbed thousands of mcdonalds. This is me and my fiancee's theory about why he went in the way he did. My fiancee is a Dominos general manager and said 100% this would work as described above to rob her store if someone tried it.
    It's actually a pretty smart plan.

    • @whydidmydumbassmakeanaccou4480
      @whydidmydumbassmakeanaccou4480 2 года назад +56

      well shit I might have to test this out

    • @geckopecko
      @geckopecko Год назад +13

      fuck this is so cool

    • @obadiahplainman8897
      @obadiahplainman8897 Год назад +17

      Dominos General manager? That’s some nice corporate coin. I married up, too. Lmao, I’m only kidding around, sort of, but your comment is exactly why I scroll the comments on RUclips and other sites. Every once in awhile, you find an interesting comment, and learn something. Thank you.

    • @geckopecko
      @geckopecko Год назад +4

      @@obadiahplainman8897 are you gonna test his theory robbing some stores?

    • @reveriemaple
      @reveriemaple Год назад +3

      new weekend plan

  • @super8bitable
    @super8bitable Год назад +5

    0:36 “Professionals have standards.”

  • @Colbeanz24
    @Colbeanz24 Год назад +4

    I once heard of a woman named Gertrude baniszewski, without getting into her crime too much she only spent 19 years in prison which is insane compared to the difference in severity of these crimes

  • @wynnhickson6060
    @wynnhickson6060 2 года назад +605

    - breaks into the roof
    - takes the money
    - locks them in the freezer
    - gives them their coats
    - *leaves*
    CHAD

    • @Adam-rh7lh
      @Adam-rh7lh 2 года назад +35

      - refuses to elaborate

    • @evanray8413
      @evanray8413 2 года назад +11

      - gives them their coats
      - locks them in the freezer *

    • @impr0perpawz680
      @impr0perpawz680 2 года назад +5

      He is def a canadian

    • @dawidek8237
      @dawidek8237 2 года назад +19

      -escapes prison
      -hides at toys r us
      -eats baby food
      -leaves his facility
      -wants to visit his wife

    • @ps92809
      @ps92809 Год назад

      @@impr0perpawz680 nah the canadian would probably beat them up/kill them or be passive aggressive af if the canadian is doing something mean

  • @unknownvariable9239
    @unknownvariable9239 2 года назад +2796

    Honestly people can learn from this guy minus his lawbreaking and falling for the “girlfriend wants to meet up when things are on high alert trick” if he didn’t push over it with the robbery hold up at the end he could totally have a different end to his story. He’s good-hearted regardless of his crimes

    • @xxkildarxx
      @xxkildarxx 2 года назад +163

      Wait, how is punching a retail worker and burning down a dentist office good-hearted?

    • @motifity3416
      @motifity3416 2 года назад +307

      @@xxkildarxx Haven't you heard? Dentists act all friendly and nice until they find out you have teeth, they love the stuff.

    • @DmmyIA
      @DmmyIA 2 года назад +17

      you copied this comment from the original video

    • @imallfordabulls
      @imallfordabulls 2 года назад +7

      @@DmmyIA Dang you right.

    • @Aleksimaier
      @Aleksimaier 2 года назад +17

      @@xxkildarxx He said minus the lawbreaking

  • @HeavyWeaponsGuy636
    @HeavyWeaponsGuy636 Год назад +8

    This fucking chad not only made a Dexter' s laboratory in the walls of the store but lived of only on baby food. This guy, this fucking embodiment of a cartoon crackhead chad is just amazing.

  • @l-l
    @l-l Год назад +8

    I want a game to be made about this man

  • @connormccartney2953
    @connormccartney2953 2 года назад +234

    This man was nicer to the employees than most soccer moms in the drive thru.

    • @jayoven3670
      @jayoven3670 2 года назад

      Are soccer mom's nice?

    • @bluemoonbuffoon
      @bluemoonbuffoon 2 года назад +21

      @@jayoven3670 Depends on whether their child's team wins or loses.

  • @ctbvideoproductions
    @ctbvideoproductions 2 года назад +2096

    Props to Charlie for giving people a reason to check out the video and creator before showing his reaction. A lot more classy than a lot of other reactors.

  • @Sleepyodelking
    @Sleepyodelking 2 года назад +10

    When I was a kid my dad was the local pot dealer and had some very interesting friends to say the least. One of which was a guy nicknamed “Fried Clyde”. One year during Christmas time we were watching the news and saw a mugshot of Fried Clyde. He snuck down a chimney dressed as Santa and had become wedged. When the homeowner returned, she heard noises in the chimney and went to light a fire. He yelled at her and asked if she could call someone for him. She asked the name of the person in the chimney was and he told her Santa. According to the news, she dialed 911 and tortured Fried Clyde with lighting and putting out fire after fire until the police arrived. He was so close to death that he was in the intensive care unit for over a month. Never saw Fried Clyde again.

    • @doofus.506
      @doofus.506 2 года назад

      they fried clyde !!

    • @doofus.506
      @doofus.506 2 года назад

      more like fired clyde

    • @doofus.506
      @doofus.506 2 года назад

      almost turned santa into coal for being naughty

    • @starlord7636
      @starlord7636 Год назад +1

      the woman didnt even need to torture him he was probably bringing presents or something lmao

  • @alfieswindell4598
    @alfieswindell4598 2 года назад +5

    How has this not been made into a feature-length film/biopic? It would make such a good film and could even have emotional moments depending on who directs. I've only just learnt the story but I am hooked to know more.

  • @unkemptmage
    @unkemptmage 2 года назад +278

    The perfect criminal. Knew how to pull of the most intricate string of McRobberies, then covering himself Walmart baby style.

    • @4thi13
      @4thi13 2 года назад +18

      He's the real Hamburgler

    • @elopez9869
      @elopez9869 2 года назад +7

      In the end his mcspree was ended by baconators

  • @TheNewFlutist
    @TheNewFlutist 2 года назад +192

    He's definitely not just doing it for the money, he's a thrillseeker. That's better than someone who actively wants to hurt people.

  • @cenedraball5755
    @cenedraball5755 2 месяца назад +1

    Absolutely diabolical. I dont even know how we could let such a heinous criminal live.

  • @patrikcath1025
    @patrikcath1025 Год назад +2

    "I am living inside your walls" but real

  • @Festivex1
    @Festivex1 2 года назад +486

    We're a bunch of goofy goobers playing on weenie hut juniors mode in life. While this man is living on the edge 24/7 like a stealth game with nightmare difficulty.

    • @iconofsin5886
      @iconofsin5886 Год назад +9

      I’m sure it helps having learned everything the military teaches you about survival and evasion.

    • @graysonwells21
      @graysonwells21 Год назад +19

      Charlie Speech: 100

    • @mr.nazareth4501
      @mr.nazareth4501 Год назад +7

      Naw fuck that we living on Nightmare and he's living on Ultra-Violence, shit sucks out here 😩

  • @PilotPiotrowski
    @PilotPiotrowski 2 года назад +760

    I actually went to school with his son, who would tell us that his dad was a famous criminal who had escaped prison by hanging from the bottom of a truck and rolling out underneath (not sure if that part was mentioned, but you can look it up). Of course none of us really believed him, until the Toys R Us incident, and it was believed Jeffrey was headed back to California. My friend had a police officer attached to him in case Jeffrey tried to make contact with his son. That’s when we knew he really wasn’t bullshitting.
    Edit: also the irony that Jeffrey is also the name of the Toys R Us mascot

    • @cataholic.
      @cataholic. 2 года назад +1

      Damn.

    • @Helladamnleet
      @Helladamnleet 2 года назад +103

      I think the only thing more epic than that would be if the kid who's dad worked for Nintendo wasn't lying and you really could see Lara Croft naked by doing the Konami code at midnight on Friday the 13th while gargling dog blood

    • @elizabeth5561
      @elizabeth5561 2 года назад +22

      What if Jeffrey *was* the mascot?

    • @comeonmang
      @comeonmang 2 года назад +3

      Small world

    • @patmat7194
      @patmat7194 2 года назад +14

      @@Helladamnleet ht the hell are u talking about dude gargling dog blood?

  • @willtheguitarman9000
    @willtheguitarman9000 Год назад +6

    "Filet-o-fish Fondler" That's a title right there.

  • @MF-dz7cp
    @MF-dz7cp 2 месяца назад +1

    If I was working at that McDonald's, I probably wouldn't have even called the cops on him unless my manager forced me to 😂

  • @patrickkelley872
    @patrickkelley872 2 года назад +127

    I’d be more afraid of someone that went through the ceiling than someone that just runs in

    • @limeslayer5086
      @limeslayer5086 2 года назад +4

      clearly this man is with the us military or something better do what he says

    • @lonkzelda7871
      @lonkzelda7871 2 года назад

      The Element of Suprise

  • @volterkeg
    @volterkeg 2 года назад +106

    Dude, the feds are totally gonna come by this guys prison cell, say "your country needs you" and hand him a fake id/passport, a get-out-of-jail-free card, and a ticket to europe.

    • @minecraftamogus
      @minecraftamogus 2 года назад +8

      I want that to happen so much

    • @Ardorstorm
      @Ardorstorm 2 года назад +12

      Lmao. He was already in the military, so idk

    • @uhuhno6441
      @uhuhno6441 2 года назад +1

      Europe is my favorite country ever. Btw what language do they speak over there?

    • @rowanhulst7474
      @rowanhulst7474 2 года назад +7

      @@uhuhno6441 european

    • @uhuhno6441
      @uhuhno6441 2 года назад

      @@rowanhulst7474
      Ah thanks. Makes sense. Being Europe and everything.

  • @Salomon_Andrade
    @Salomon_Andrade 2 года назад +5

    Back in the late 90s I worked at a McDonald’s that was broken into through the roof 3 different times overnight. Mind you this was before they were open 24 hours. They got in, tried to lift this giant ass safe through the roof, failed, then tried to drill it open. All the times were failed attempts.
    Almost a decade later after I left, I heard from a worker there that I worked with then, that another attempt happened. After that the McDonald’s was torn down and rebuilt. It was supposedly to bring that store into a “modern” look, but me and the few people that knew of the break-ins were positive that was the real reason.
    I wonder if this was the guy? It was in Illinois on the border of Iowa.

  • @Pinky01
    @Pinky01 Год назад

    I love how happy he looks when he talks abt the cliffnotes at the beginning.

  • @gpoenthusiast393real4
    @gpoenthusiast393real4 2 года назад +789

    this man literally is the definition of a anime protagonist, escaping prison, and doing wacky things your normal person wouldn't do LOL

  • @thisthingiminto
    @thisthingiminto 2 года назад +486

    You know how when they show mugshots of some criminals, you can just see the evil in their eyes? This guy has the opposite. He just looks like a nice person.

    • @Ardorstorm
      @Ardorstorm 2 года назад +4

      @@bigboynow7936 hmmmmmmmm

    • @littletechn8175
      @littletechn8175 2 года назад +23

      I really feel like if someone told you a story about how this person murdered a family then showed the mug shot, you'd say the opposite lol.

    • @Krabs666
      @Krabs666 2 года назад +4

      Nice people don’t burn down dentist offices

    • @functionatthejunction
      @functionatthejunction 2 года назад

      Nice people dont assault others, rob stores, and then burn down businesses. He's evil.

    • @functionatthejunction
      @functionatthejunction 2 года назад +11

      @@littletechn8175 Yep. If they caught him with CP everyone would be like "Burn the witch!" while talking about how his "nice" face was the cover of an evil psychopath. Its a classic case of people seeing what they want due to bias.

  • @VicJang
    @VicJang Год назад +2

    Thanks Charlie. This is so interesting I had to watch the whole video on the other channel. One of the most interesting criminals I’ve learned about on RUclips for sure.

  • @Spinnefex
    @Spinnefex 2 года назад +2

    This needs to be turned into a movie

  • @savannahs.7800
    @savannahs.7800 2 года назад +252

    I stayed the night at a toys r us as a kid in the 2000s and it’s genuinely one of my fondest memories. I slept on a crib mattress and watched a movie on the Mickey Mouse tv display in the break room. my dad worked a night shift there and couldn’t find a sitter. so I can imagine.

    • @radradishradiator
      @radradishradiator 2 года назад +4

      why does a toys r us store have a night shift????

    • @savannahs.7800
      @savannahs.7800 2 года назад +52

      @@radradishradiator I believe he was an overnight stocker. but I think he was in a manager position as well. I’m not exactly sure since it was so long ago haha.

    • @Fallen-Saint
      @Fallen-Saint 2 года назад

      Nice

    • @joelkivisto
      @joelkivisto 2 года назад

      so cool

    • @rexman971
      @rexman971 2 года назад +9

      @@radradishradiator Just like any big retail store. They clean and restock overnight. You can have large pallets on the floor overnight without worrying about customers.

  • @turretboi
    @turretboi 2 года назад +92

    This proves that the main difference between reality and fiction is that fiction has to make sense.

    • @sirvipernoodle6954
      @sirvipernoodle6954 2 года назад +11

      That's a banger of a line, ngl

    • @Fireflash180
      @Fireflash180 2 года назад +6

      Truly poetic.

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat 2 года назад

      In reality you can break the rules and get away from it if nobody cares and you know the workers at toys r us certainly didn't care. Minimum wage life sucks.

  • @Freddy_Fazbear_1983_
    @Freddy_Fazbear_1983_ 2 месяца назад

    The criminal was polite enough to wait for the employees to exit the building so he could rob the restaurant.

  • @Anonymous4045
    @Anonymous4045 Месяц назад +1

    Lemme get this straight. He was given 45 years in like 2004, broke out, squatted in a toy store, stole who knows how much merchandise, tried another robbery, and burned down a dentist office. For all that, he's now only serving until 2036? Something's not adding up...

  • @Sam-be4yy
    @Sam-be4yy 2 года назад +2262

    At this point , Charlie should just start his own newsletter discussing topics that no one cares about yet entertaining😂

    • @kyledodson2992
      @kyledodson2992 2 года назад +3

      That would be the modern version of readers digest

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 2 года назад +22

      @@kyledodson2992
      And like Reader’s Digest, it would make for excellent toilet time content

    • @fenner5306
      @fenner5306 2 года назад +15

      @ahhh you have only two videos and they're just you playing terraria, you aren't a bot either considering your comment history.

    • @Eric-jk3oi
      @Eric-jk3oi 2 года назад +2

      McDonald's breakfast makes me blow out the toilet like seriously those full out blow it out son. It's good. I mean it's kind of good but I'll tell you what the consequence so just not worth it. It's usually the best time to eat it before you go on a plane cuz I like blowing out those small bathrooms if you know what I'm saying. God damn Lord have mercy who goes in there after me. Damn

    • @elfia6272
      @elfia6272 2 года назад +11

      @ahhh no babe. No they’re not.

  • @lordroy88
    @lordroy88 2 года назад +213

    He deserves his own toy line at every McDonald’s

    • @limeslayer5086
      @limeslayer5086 2 года назад +19

      what would the toys be, a build-your-own working water system set and a roof laser cutter stuffed toy

    • @elizabeth5561
      @elizabeth5561 2 года назад +1

      @@limeslayer5086 I'd imagine an action figure with a roof laser cutter that used laser pointers so kids could pretend its him.

    • @tyguy8592
      @tyguy8592 2 года назад

      @ahhh cap 🧢🧢🧢🧢

    • @lordroy88
      @lordroy88 2 года назад

      @ahhh nah

  • @ameliadaly8287
    @ameliadaly8287 Год назад +28

    You all need to know, Jeff is actually one of the most decent, high quality people you'll ever not get a chance to meet- The toys he stole were all things he donated to his girlfriend's church group for kids. We should all strive for greatness the way Jeffrey has. I pray he's doing ok in the pen & that it hasn't wrecked him too much. He's a good man and was one hell of an Army Ranger! We love and miss you Jeff- Stay strong & don't despair at these youtube dweebs making $ off your truth & your story. You are great!

  • @jon-es2895
    @jon-es2895 Год назад +2

    This is a movie plot, it’s perfect

  • @theycallmedude884
    @theycallmedude884 2 года назад +117

    This is the classic "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain"

    • @theycallmedude884
      @theycallmedude884 2 года назад

      @YeaMan Sure

    • @Composty_lol
      @Composty_lol 2 года назад +1

      I mean, he was always a villain, albeit a very rootable one

    • @Ardorstorm
      @Ardorstorm 2 года назад +7

      @@Composty_lol Well, not when he was in the military. He was probably traumatized from it and once he got out, started doing dangerous illegal shit just to cope. He wouldn't have been so considerate to the mcdonalds employees if all he cared about was the money. It was probably the "thrill of the heist" or something that drove him

  • @asdfasgdfgsd107
    @asdfasgdfgsd107 2 года назад +779

    This man is living the life that we all want. This is absolutely crazy. This man was the protagonist of his story.

    • @timothyPawlaczyk
      @timothyPawlaczyk 2 года назад

      @ahhh shut up

    • @HairyJuan
      @HairyJuan 2 года назад +12

      Until he went to prison for the second time

    • @AnthonyBlamthony
      @AnthonyBlamthony 2 года назад +3

      @@HairyJuan he’ll be out just wait it’ll be the peak of his career

    • @Stryfe52
      @Stryfe52 2 года назад +7

      @Safwaan Why do you think GTA and RDR were so popular?! Use you heads people!!!

    • @NowhereMan7
      @NowhereMan7 2 года назад +9

      @@Stryfe52 Yeah like Doom or Wolfenstein. I just wish I was in a pure hellscape scenario in where the only option I have is to kill everyone I see in the slim chance I make it out alive. Yep thats why games are popular... because we really wish we were in those situations and the game is as close as we can get. I just wish I was mowing down pedestrians and being chased by a whole city of police cars.
      You see, I dont play those games because its fun to immerse myself in an extreme, exiting and fantastical situation where my action are free of real life consequence and if I die I just get to restart again, I play them because I long for my actual life to be like that and its as close as I'll ever get.
      Is that the point you where trying to make? Lol so stupid.

  • @minibatman2.016
    @minibatman2.016 7 месяцев назад +1

    Him robbing the McDonalds and putting them in the freezer while being nice and friendly reminds me of the movie Tammy where she robbed a burger place, offered the employees pies and put them in the freezer 😂😂😂

  • @soaktinbleech1106
    @soaktinbleech1106 Год назад +1

    No one:
    This guy: *I'm in your walls*

  • @toha9460
    @toha9460 2 года назад +60

    wait he broke out of prison where he had 45 years to serve meaning he would get out around 2045 then went and robbed toys are us and got locked up again after burning down a dentist shop and his sentence is now over in 2036 did this mans find a cheat code to shortening his prison sentence lol

    • @DrGandW
      @DrGandW 2 года назад +24

      Yeah, it’s called a better lawyer

    • @Scourgeoftengri
      @Scourgeoftengri 2 года назад +14

      @@DrGandW did he call saul or something how he got less for burning a denist down

  • @ChrisFowler01
    @ChrisFowler01 2 года назад +275

    Hiya, former 91B here. Going through the roof not only gives you the element of surprise it also gives you a bird's eye view of employees and camera placement...also, if pressed, you have a spare exit.

    • @WeebJail
      @WeebJail 2 года назад +7

      it's a mcdonalds dude

    • @zedd4271
      @zedd4271 2 года назад +37

      @@WeebJail what is your point here?

    • @almostunliketea
      @almostunliketea 2 года назад +37

      As a former Army 92G, I can absolutely say from personal experience that entering a target building, especially a McDonald’s or other restaurant/mess hall, from the roof is the best way of getting the drop on the employees and getting away with the goods.

    • @WeebJail
      @WeebJail 2 года назад +1

      @@almostunliketea guys its a mcdonalds not a prison they dont get paid enough to give a shit

    • @zedd4271
      @zedd4271 2 года назад +38

      @@WeebJail that’s not the point of the comment, the point is to answer why he went in through the roof. I don’t understand how that’s hard to take in

  • @MF-dz7cp
    @MF-dz7cp 10 месяцев назад +1

    Why do i wanna try this now? 😂 Just secretly living in a toy store and just randomly dropping down from the ceiling from McDonald's like a super villain

  • @toligirl1538
    @toligirl1538 Год назад +1

    My boyfriend’s dad worked at a Dairy Queen back in the 90s. One night after closing, there was an armed robbery and the robber locked him and his two female coworkers in the walk-in freezer overnight. It’s a wonder that they didn’t freeze to death because they weren’t let out until they morning crew arrived and opened at 6:30AM. I’ll never forget about that, especially because I was working at a DQ when he told me that story. Wild stuff.

  • @onyxrafle8066
    @onyxrafle8066 2 года назад +131

    That was probably the safest toys r us in the world. Imagine what would happen if there was an active shooter in there. He would of seen them with his cameras, repelled down, and disarmed them before they could try anything.

    • @DrGandW
      @DrGandW 2 года назад +41

      It’s like the place actually had Spiderman

    • @just_a_silly_boykisser
      @just_a_silly_boykisser 2 года назад +21

      I'd like to think that he would drill a hole in the ceiling and drop it on them to crush them

    • @turtle-kl7ur
      @turtle-kl7ur 2 года назад +6

      @@DrGandW even better they had roofman

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat 2 года назад +6

      @@turtle-kl7ur Nobody expects Roofman. No really they don't.

  • @trisdevision4550
    @trisdevision4550 2 года назад +542

    As someone who is literally on their McDonald’s shift rn, I can confirm, that this guy was in the right.

  • @ashleybrown4754
    @ashleybrown4754 Год назад

    Dude was a real life Grinch stealing toys. Except he was very polite.

  • @BlazeSh0t
    @BlazeSh0t 2 года назад +1

    My man single-handedly put toys aren’t us out of business😂😂 he’s in prison like. I did that Lmao.

  • @amity.mp3
    @amity.mp3 2 года назад +417

    This guy is honestly a badass, part of me wants him to get an out by being recruited by the government or something. He could work wonders if he used his powers for good instead of evil.
    It's like he watched a bunch of spy films and said "I want to do this", but he actually followed his dreams

    • @HairyJuan
      @HairyJuan 2 года назад +24

      He was on the US army reserve

    • @glorifiedtoasterwithlegs2294
      @glorifiedtoasterwithlegs2294 2 года назад +12

      @Don't Read Profle Photo hope your mom doesn't see you like this

    • @froggy20362
      @froggy20362 2 года назад

      i think working with the U.S. government is probably a lot more evil than what he was doing before

    • @killertigergaming7395
      @killertigergaming7395 2 года назад +4

      He doesn’t seem to have done any harm tho our obesity problem is bad enough he was doing us a favor lol

    • @misterwizardman4309
      @misterwizardman4309 2 года назад +4

      The suicide squad

  • @catffiend
    @catffiend 2 года назад +474

    Honestly this would be such an interesting and entertaining original netflix movie than half shit on there nowadays lol

    • @4thi13
      @4thi13 2 года назад +11

      I haven't seen a good Netflix original movie in 3 years so yes

    • @Sickmmaner
      @Sickmmaner 2 года назад +4

      Have you seen The Platform? Or The Hole, I forgot the name but it's good

    • @elliotglaser1718
      @elliotglaser1718 2 года назад +1

      @@4thi13 power of the dog

    • @artistanthony1007
      @artistanthony1007 2 года назад +1

      I'd watch that, I mean I am showing interest of it here so why the heck not?

    • @warsawcat2041
      @warsawcat2041 2 года назад

      Maybe a anime based on this story.

  • @jasonarnaldo8126
    @jasonarnaldo8126 Год назад +1

    "Stick 'em up!! 'Dis is a Burgerlry! Now hand me all da hashbrowns lady and make it snappy!"

  • @wesbriggs2754
    @wesbriggs2754 Год назад

    There's also a story about some builders who, while building a shopping mall, built in a secret club house within the walls, with couches and even a breakfast nook probably. Would love to get your take on that one. I'm a new subscriber and seriously appreciate your take n delivery on these stories dude.