this feels like seeing a 14th century king having to solve the peasant’s problems one by one and there’s just these two guys fighting over a chicken trying to get the other publicly beheaded, splendid
Florida is the best state in usa nice beaches nice people and wildlife. No sales tax Florida is the best i've lived in NM, TX , TN, CA and FL in my personal life has been the best state.
I lived in Florida for about a year and saw so many unreal things. I once saw a guy get into a full on fist fight with a raccoon. The guy ended up pulling out a board so the raccoon was awarded the decision by DQ.
I’m assuming shoe licking guy was actually just trying to build up his immune system. He wasn’t doing it for pleasure, he was vaccinating for diseases that would never even happen
I imagine finding someone that stepped in dog śhıt was like winning the lottery for him. My sincerest apologies for putting that image in reader's heads.
“Call the chicken ambulance?” Truly a shame that Florida doesnt have the chicken health care infrastructure that so many of its feathered denizens deserve.
Feel bad for James. He seems like a simple good ol boy. Probably can't spell too good but damn it he'll get you back on the road if you're broke down type of guy.
My uncle works at a rooster ambulance and he says that people's apprehension to call them and ignorance about them is the cause for like half of all rooster deaths. So glad Charlie brought light to this subject.
the fact that the internet allows the entire world to weigh in on what not long ago would have been the matter of just one small town is simultaneously hilarious and terrifying
It's definitely more terrifying to me. I understand the importance of giving a voice to the voiceless but a lot of people really shouldn't have a voice.
Charlie, it is your sole responsibility to follow this story through. Drop everything and become detective Charles. Interviews, attend the trial, give us the story we deserve
i was born and raised in florida and moved away about 8 years ago, but at the last place i lived, there was a gang of wild chickens that roamed my neighborhood and at night they would fly up into this big tree in our backyard to sleep. they were pretty chill but the couple roosters were definitely assholes and we'd steer clear of them. florida is definitely not a real place
I remember visiting Florida and seeing cats grooming chickens. I was like tf. The stray cats and chickens were fucking friends and I was like damn cat if I was you I'd be eating that bitch...that was until I owned chickens and realize they hunt rats and mice just like cats ;-;
@@OnlyGrafting Bro if a known violent animal comes onto my property, imma get rid of it. Whether it be calling the owner, scaring it, or 'forcefully' removing it. If it starts comin at *me*, the first 2 go out the window.
Roosters are extremely aggressive, and a neighbor's rooster would sometimes jump our fence and like do some territory claiming thing on our property, eventually our dog lily at the time attackedit. It seemed to have survived but the neighbor moved soon after as it was a rental property.
@@obama_man9933 I'm sorry to hear that :(. I love chickens, I had a pet and she could do all kinds of tricks. She was way smarter than my dogs lol. Chickens (and birds in general) are massively underrated.
Roosters aren't "extremely agressive" tho, the territory claiming is the same thing dogs do with peeing and it's not seen as agressive. They can get agressive if you stress the chickens or you're annoying.
@@Ilivedbih no roosters can be very aggressive the territory claiming is nothing like a dog peeing they violently defend what they want. I own a ton of chickens they are violent creatures especially to each other.
Charlie is right about roosters being aggressive. I've owned rooster before and have been attacked. Left a scar on my hand when it jumped at me and I couldn't move my fingers for a week. Their talons are sharp
I feel bad for laughing at this. It was clearly Jasons denial of big Roo's(RIP) territorial behavior, possibly even hormonal food, that led to an increase in this characteristic rooster behavior. After all, maybe in his mind he was playing - that is, playing, the game of life
There was an article in our local gazette, about a chickenbreeder of quality chickens. He urged people do join in his apppaerently dying out profession and shared a story about how his prized chicken(not rooster mind you) hacked open his pulse artery when he handled it. This was a chick he was familiar with and raised it. Roosters can absolutely be dangerous, their wingstrikes are like elbow strikes , the talons and the beak is sharp.
Me and my little bro have actually played the ''lets throw rocks at each other for fun game'' as kids one time. The fun part was not being able to see the rocks coming through the thick brush. It ended in him bleeding from his head as you would expect, but it is most definitely a thing 🤣
@@last-chance_ Funny, I got hit with stones by the neighbors kids and I sat on my porch with my Red Ryder BB Gun (1-pump) waiting for four hours for them to return. They're goddamned lucky they took a different path. I was 6 or 7.
We used to have rock fights at school when the teachers were at the other side of the playground. My one friend ended up getting a few stitches in his head. Definitely a real thing, kids are stupid lol.
I was going to say me and my friends threw rocks and I got hit with one the size of a softball and it left a basketball size bruise on the front to back of my thigh lol Edit: I lied I was about 16
I love how Charles brings the hard hitting stories to the masses. Without this we would never have known about the chicken police. True heroes don't always wear capes... sometimes they just wear white tees
this making the news is so wild to me, i live in a super rural area where having your dog shot and killed for being too close to someone’s house is a super regular occurrence
As someone who owns chickens, roosters will literally murder each other. They have spurs on their legs which these use to stab each other and , of course, humans. If they jump and get you in the neck, well you’re dead. However, they follow a sort of pecking order, meaning if you put the rooster in its place it wont attack you. But if it feels its territory and flock are at risk, they’ll attack no matter what. Also, by territory, I mean anywhere they take a shit. Conclusion: Florida is, in fact, in the void, and roosters are nasty.
Legit, had someone drop a known asshole of a rooster off on our property and it pecked the shit out of our own rooster, then tried to have a go at us. Which was unfortunate for it since the rule of the yard is you don't fight the hand that feeds. Our rooster actually went into hiding until we were able to get rid of the offender, my mom said he made happy clucks at her when he was able to leave his safety pen
the fact he let it run is just irresponsible. i was attacked by one of ours as a little one. it could absolutely hurt/ kill a small child so if anything he should be in trouble.
Dude a chickens not gonna fucking slice your neck like it’s Solid Snake stop bullshitting. Of course they can kill other chickens. They’re chickens. But it’s scratching your neck is not going to kill you. Next you’re gonna tell us about the dangers of aggressive beta fish.
@@raventhecraven1306I have I owned chickens in Haiti, most people there do. 2 it’s physically impossible. Do you think that the human neck is made of rice paper? You honestly think a chicken has the strength for that? Yeah no you’re either bullshitting or an idiot there’s no other option.
I have a rooster named Dik-Dik (he's named after a species of antelope). He looks really cool and he was the least aggressive of the 2. "Rooster Stew" is a recipe and now I have 1.
@@SmileFlame3 not even that he’s one of them people who say there kidsthe sweetest soul to ever live even when they nuked the entirety of Europe and Africa and turning into the joker mixed with killmonger
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As someone who grew up on multiple farms, this was definitely self defense, most of the time you buy a rooster specifically because they're aggressive so that it'll protect your hens from coyotess owls, and lynx's, roosters will go toe to toe with anything just like a damn badger, and from my experience, there isn't any special burial ceremony people give to their roosters, at least not commonplace so throwing it in a ditch where it's out of the way of getting disturbed by traffic sounds like the only real option besides leaving the corpse by the owners house, which probably would have come off worse. Roosters are glass cannons in the perfect sense of the word, they can only take so much, but in that time you could pretty easily get a one way trip to the hospital. Ik general society probably sees this as a joke, but if it wasn't for that stick, this could have been a very different story
For real. My father owns two, and his roosters are fucking aggressive. Especially the short one who roams freely. Even if i threaten it with a stick on a safe location, it will still keep pressing onto the locked rooster. If i'm successful, it'll come back a few minutes later. If I failed to see to it in time, that short rooster is literally going to die
Oh easily. It's why I don't have roosters with a three year old....though I have a hen who thinks she's a rooster and will attack my son. It's fucking hilarious cause she's two lbs of fluff and he doesn't notice until she kicks him in the chest and he just giggles. He's kinda a tank though at fifty lbs and already almost four feet lol
When my younger brother and I were like 4 and 5, our next- older brother who was like 12, trapped us in the chicken cage far in the backyard. We were absolutely terrified as the big rooster called Johann showed us warnings and was clearly agitated by us in there. There were low places to climb, and from there we started climbing up the fence another meter or so. Rooster was seemingly okay with us staying at distance, until a minute later or so, our big brother let us out, really was a terrifying experience anyhow. He was the kinda brother to try out wrestling moves on his younger siblings. What an a-hole he was, and partly is to this day.
A friend of mine had a male pheasant regularly try to attack him on his land. He ended up having to use a stick to get it to go away but even when he poked it pretty hard it would keep going for him.
I've owned chickens for years and it is true that most roosters tend to be aggressive. Usually I just shuffle them around with my foot until they give up but its terrifying to people who don't have experience with roosters. They've got sharp spurs on the backs of their legs that can leave pretty big puncture wounds. I have two scars on the back of my leg from my rooster.
Isn't there a procedure where the spurs can be removed, or is this considered unethical? I've never gotten to own farm animals (although I would love to raise chickens NGL) so my knowledge in that field is lacking.
@@honeybelle1203 people do it with cats and you have to break their nuckles and fucked up in general. Also chickens and roosters are usually owned in hundreds so it would be pricey paying someone who's certified to humanely do that shit
@@honeybelle1203 I think you can, there's also a procedure to remove the sharp part of the beak. The beak one is awful and usually just done in mass farms, I'm not sure about people's thoughts on the spurs procedure, though I wouldn't bother with it myself. Their claws are plenty sharp enough as well anyway, best to wear tall heavy boots for protection.
Roosters can actually be rather dangerous, they have sharp talons that can lacerate rather deep. Someone should of called animal control long before this happened. But I don't blame the guy for striking the rooster.
My friend had a rooster on her farm we called Kevin, and Kevin was such a bastard. He's absolutely sliced up our ankles with the spurs before. Then one day he tried to attack a dude in boots and got kicked and walked away with a broken wing, didn't attack us as MUCH after that.
@@tanner2657 doesnt matter lmao, i wouldnt just sit there as a rooster is slicing away at my legs, I'd 100% kill a rooster if it attacked me because they're rather dangerous and extremely aggressive
As someone who's had pet chickens and would be devastated if one of my girls died, I'm leaning towards James' side. Like yeah it's terrible that he never told his neigbor what happened, but Roosters are indeed aggressive and territorial. And contrary to their size, they will fuck you UP if they want to. Those spurs and talons tear through skin like razors and it's no rare occurence that chicken farmers have to cull the occaisional rooster because it's attacking farmhands or other hens. Big Roo likely thought the whole neighborhood was his territory since his owner never fenced him in and that's gonna cause problems for everyone.
Over 15 years ago I had a rooster randomly kill 2 hens. Since then any rooster that accidentally ends up in my coop (misidentified when chicks) gets culled somehow. They would try to attack my kids and each other. Even ducks and turkeys are nicer than roosters
@@craigbowen9995 never owned geese. I've heard they're pricks. Ducks are usually shy, turkeys always have a certain "character" about them, and hens are usually all sweet. I also don't particularly enjoy goose eggs or meat so they'd have to be a pet and I don't really want an animal known to be mean as a pet. I'm sure other people like geese or even simply like having difficult animals but neither appeal to me as a utility or pet. Again, I'm sure people have had good experiences with geese, but the few people I've known who've tried owning geese say they're a lot like really big, really unpredictable ducks.
@@waxblast7528 the aggression level in roosters varies wildly between individuals. You want a rooster aggressive enough to defend the hens from predators but not a "man fighter" or one that attacks hens. Definitely cull roosters who do either of those things but a human/hen friendly rooster can be a real predator deterrent.
As someone in the farming community, keeping Roosters that show any aggression towards people is not acceptable. If the guy wanted a pet rooster, he needs to keep it contained in his yard. Roosters of large sizes can have really huge, damaging spurs they'll try to kick you with. Honestly the guy that had the rooster is lucky no one called animal control on it for attacking people in the community.
This was my thought, he let the thing run loose onto other people's property. Where's his charge for failing to contain his animal? If the rooster did nothing and just showed up on someone else's property they'd be well within their rights to shoot it, baffles me that anyone would even contemplate charging the other guy with a felony.
If you have chickens, don’t you keep them in a pen all the time anyway unless you live on a ranch in the middle of nowhere? There’s clearly a road right next to the guys house and cars could run them over. I don’t think he cares about them much.
While I'm sad to hear that the animal has perished and that their friendship is ruined, I can't put the whole blame on James here: roosters are notoriously aggressive animals, they even attack men and could be dangerous with those talons. The rooster should've stayed fenced, you can't let such aggressive animals free to roam and attack people.
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James could go ahead and sue for getting wrongfully arrested. The owner of the rooster is the only one that is accountable for keeping his animals on his territory, and this clearly shows how irresponsible the owner was. This is so clucked up!
I agree. Roosters are farm animals and very very aggressive, I don't blame the guy for hitting it. Also they don't give up, sometimes people do accidentally kill roosters just trying to leave the scene without serious injury.
In the case of dogs, the owner is at fault if their dog is not contained properly and runs around attacking people. I understand the damage a rooster can do is usually not as bad as what a dog can, but I think it's unfair that this man is getting a felony charge for defending himself against an animal that wasn't contained properly.
A lot of the reason for the "Florida Man" stereotype is because of the Sunshine Law passed in Florida in 1995; it makes court charges a matter of public record as soon as they're filed as opposed to once they're decided like in most states. I wonder what would happen if other states followed that law for a couple weeks. I'd be willing to bet some random-ass unsuspecting candidates would blow Florida out of the water.
Lots of folks forget about sunshine law. It also applies to elected officials. You cannot conduct official business unless it is public and on the record.
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As someone from Tampa, hearing of someone going around licking shoes made me picture someone in ybor licking shoes so needless to say, I was not surprised when you said he was from ybor.
The guy that was attacked had every right to defend himself, the talons on a Rooster are no joke. The pet owner is 100% at fault, he minimizes everything the guy that was attacked said and you can tell he just doesn't give a F.
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Feeling so bad for Big Roo because he probably had untreated anger issues and lashed out because he wasn't given proper care/attention and could've been a very useful and efficient bird if he wasn't mistreated and i still come back to this video to think about him. Rest in peace Big Roo
Sometimes roosters are just assholes. It’s how they’re bred to be to protect hens, they need to be aggressive to fight off animals that would try to harm them.
Nah dude a lot of roosters are not willing to flay you open because they are absued, they're just tempered that way. Some just want to hurt things, they're dinosaurs dude
If he cared so much for that rooster he would’ve kept it on his property, there’s no scenario where a man is going to let a potentially dangerous animal roam around his house and attack him.
"what are you in for?" "30 decapitations, within 2.5 years, and a 3 hour bloody chase ending in a hostage situation" "You?" *Sweats profusely* "i-i hit a chicken...w-w-with a stick"
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As much as it seems like a laughable story because of how small chickens are, roosters are often very aggressive and can slice and stab you with ease. His self defense story is very believable to me. It should be all on the owner for not keeping an aggressive animal enclosed in his yard and instead just wandering free. People always say this with big dogs and for good reason. They might be friendly with you but potentially not Larry the cable guy
Can attest to the stabbing here- once tried to pull away two roosters from fighting, eventually one turned on me and flicked me with his little heel stabber thing to get me to back off. I then went home and checked the damage, and there was a good pencil sized hole in my leg. Would've been two if he hit me perfectly.
I’ve never been attacked by a chicken but I used to get attacked ALL the time by a fucking turkey. If they’re anything like turkey’s they are the absolute fucking worst. They literally will follow you until the edge of the god damn earth and will bite and kick and claw the ever living shit out of you for looking at them.
@@gdadder luckily my roosters are all- chicken- so they don't mess with me, but Ive seen enough videos to know that yeah, chickens will steal your femur.
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@Caleb OKAY animals are dangerous bro a rooster can peck out your eye and make you permanently blind its not a joke, yes killing the animal is justified in this instance when the consequences of not killing it is serious bodily harm.
I've owned chickens before, and roosters can be real assholes. In essence, that's their job, but particularly aggressive roosters have to be dealt with. My first rooster, Colonel Sanders, was so aggressive we had to have him put down because he was dangerous. Rooster spurs are nothing to mess with; they'll flay you open. Overall: Owner should've been keeping the rooster contained at the very least, and James should've told him what happened. I mostly agree with James though.
When I was a baby my parents had a road island red rooster, appropriately named Red. He was taller than average, around two feet. He hated, HATED, my mother. Was otherwise completely fine. Sometimes roosters, if kept in bad conditions + don’t have hens around, are known to wake up one day completely different and terribly aggressive, especially to people. This was not Red, as the only person he ever hated was my mother. He would go outside her bedroom window, which is on the first floor but high up, and would jump up over and over again to stare at her. If she went outside, he would absolutely chase and attack with full power. If she wanted to get out of a car, she would open and close the opposite car door where he would run to, and then bolt inside while he was confused. It’s not uncommon for roosters to do this to people who have wronged them or something, but my mom never did anything to this chicken. Dude just hated her.
For those who might not be aware of just how deadly roosters can be, there was a police officer in I believe it was the Philippines who had his throat slashed by a rooster from a cock fighting ring during a bust. To be fair it did have razor blades on its feet but it still tried to rip his throat out with zero hesitation.
The owner should've kept his chicken in his yard while he's not around, for the safety of the chicken. And since the rooster clearly wasn't socialized well enough, it was also territorial which led it to attack people- which is dangerous for the people AND the chicken. And yes, chickens can cause a lot of damage, especially roosters. They grow sharp spurs on their legs. He may have cut them off, but if not, chickens can actually sometimes stab people to death.
I dont think people realize how many, and how large the pipes running through our legs are. We have one that carries blood that if severed will lead to death. Be afraid of something with tiny knives going after your legs.
@@guydude7550 with modern medicine you would have to ignore the excessive bleeding and sit there for a while to actually die, emt or anyone with common sense would use a tourniquet and send you off to an emergency room, also said arteries are quite deep, yes chickens have talons but this is some 1 in a million shit you're talking about
It's kind of weird how humans are the apex predator but we can easily get killed by a fucking chicken, I'm pretty sure household cats can kill you too, but just choose no to
I love how you can essentially kill a human being in Florida if they’re threatening you, but if you do the same thing to a chicken you’ll be arrested. Florida is just magical.
@Draven's Cringe Gaming Unless your talking about a purse dog your not gonna do well if it’s actually aggressive. I can also tell you’ve never spent time around roosters if you think it’s something to just brush off. I know many farm hands who have had multiple stitches from aggressive roosters
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@@Lokokid0 when i see couple dogs on the street i generally pick a stick to jave on my hand in case i get attacked. Could have been the same thing eith the rooster
@@Lokokid0 Dude's literally surrounded by plantation, and it's a mistake to let an animal with claws near you. It's best to keep it farther away to let it know that it isn't welcomed near you.
As a Floridian myself as well, I can vouch that Florida is, in fact, not a real place. It's a different plain of existence that's easily accessible from this world. And with the insanity that's going around lately, I'd say it's influence has been steadily leaking into this world
Jason couldn't keep his animal on his property, he also allowed it to be in danger and called it playing (Kids throwing rocks at it) is just wholely irresponsible pet ownership, Imagine letting your Pet get rocks thrown at it for any reason and calling yourself a responsible pet owner
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Earily similar situation happened to my younger brother when he was about 10. He'd take a somewhat bulky stick with him for protection against the rooster whenever taking the eggs from chickens. One time the rooster jumped at him, so he just swung the stick, hit him on the head. Rooster dropped down and never woke up after that one strike. I saw it with my own eyes. If a 10 year old can accidentally kill a rooster like this, I am sure a grown man can.
Definitely siding with James on this, he didn’t repeatedly beat it with a stick he got a lucky hit defending himself. He just shouldn’t have left there in the ditch, then go tell the owner what happened. The whole thing could have been avoided with communication. Plus Jason is irresponsible, nothing would have ever happened if he didn’t just let roosters wander other people’s property
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Agreed. I have a 1 year old german shephard and we keep him inside because he's like Frankenstein's monster when he's let loose pooping and digging in each person's yard.
I’ve seen enough court cases of animal violence to tell you that if this gets taken to civil court, this is not going to go well for Jason. As the owner of the pet, it is HIS responsibility to make sure the animal is contained. He knew the animal ran loose in the community and I get a laugh at him saying the rooster “played” with the neighbor’s kids. The fact that James is facing felony charges is laughable. If I was the judge, I’d drop those charges immediately. Jason’s side of the story is incredibly stupid. I grew up on a farm with chickens. Roosters don’t “play.” They are very aggressive and mean. If the kids are throwing rocks at it, they aren’t “playing.” They are trying to get that mean son of a bitch to leave them alone. Jason’s story sounds like one of complete nonsense and wishful thinking. I agree the one thing James did wrong was not communicate about the situation. He should have been the one to call animal control to say he got attacked by the neighbor’s rooster and talk to the neighbor instead of leave it dead in a ditch. To be fair though, I get the feeling James didn’t like the rooster and I hardly think him killing it was an “accident.” When he was swinging the stick at it, he probably was trying to kill it while it was attacking him. Still, if Jason is telling the truth and the rooster attacked him, then he is entitled to self-defense, despite how “small” the animal is.
It's literally all speculation. Animals are completely unpredictable and using force when one even runs up on you should be justified. I punched a lady's dog before it was running straight towards me, turns out it was friendly... but how was I supposed to know it didn't mean harm There's literally nothing on him. If anything Jason should be the only one looked at. The fact James spent anytime behind bars over pure speculation is a complete injustice and a major abuse of our justice system
It won't go to civil court unless the rooster owner can prove that he lost money from it. Animals are property and are worth precisely ZERO dollars to the civil court system unless the animal was a working animal or a show animal and you lose income from the death of the animal. Nobody gets money in court from someone killing your pet...that's probably why he pressed criminal charges. It's the only way to get "justice" in that scenario.
@@szymongrabarczyk3561 I grew on a farm/home where we got chicken's because well you got a rooster and chicken's to get free eggs, sell them and such. That's probably what he mean by growing up with Chicken
@@justaregulardude895 Maybe I don't understand the American civil court system, but your comment seems wrong to me. For starters, animals are property, and therefore they have value. Would the civil court not also deal with things like noise complaints and similar neighbourly disputes? Civil courts can give punitive damages to a party right?
Totally on James side... Who know how long the neighborhood had to suffer from the roosters terror. I'm sure he didn't want to kill him but cmon putting a man in jail over a self defense act against the rooster is just so ridiculous...
I honestly think he's in the wrong for killing it, he just shouldn't have been in a position where he had to fight it. As "dangerous" as roosters can be according to these experts in the comments, you can easily avoid confrontation. Obviously he didn't mean to kill it, nor did he deserve a felony charge/jail time, but there should be some kind of compensation (A fine or smth). Pets carry a lot of emotional value, and it hurts to lose them.
@@hampter8992 What else was he gonna do? It’s a free roaming rooster, with no supervision by the owner, I don’t blame him for killing it. Rooster are aggressive af and can even be lethal
@@D3.159 you’re the one who sounds naive to anyone with experience with roosters, there’s literally no situation where you’d be forced to engage it, and no it wouldn’t try to fly at you and slice your throat. You make it seem like roosters are a dangerous animals that prey on humans or some shit lol
@@hampter8992 Ever owned a rooster? Them shits are genuinely terrifying. It FOLLOWED him to his residence, and he used self defense to bat it away, but he hit it in the head instead. Not all Roosters are bad, but some are just so god damn bad...
@Hampter You have never been by a rooster have you . I would go as far as saying you are probably a city dweller or suburbanite. You made that obvious when you said there would never be a need to defend yourself against a rooster . Incase you didn't know rooster, fyi they will attack unprovoked and they can go after you face , chest ,legs . So an aggressive roosters life is not worth a single scratch on a human or pet so it's better for everyone for that rooster to be gone.
As someone who’s owned roosters as a child, yes. They can be extremely aggressive. Mine wouldn’t back off no matter how much you tried to disengage or stay away. It’s sad what happened but definitely doesn’t deserve a felony charge lol
Imagine having a record for defending yourself with a stick against a rooster. I'm pretty sure, if it had been a dog roaming the neighborhood and terrorising friggin' children, people would be calling the guy a hero. But because people don't know the damage a rooster can do, they picture a loud, fairly docile animal on a haystack. Mind you, it's always the owners' faults. Any pet should be your problem, not the neighbors'.
@@obama_man9933 Animals have very different personalities and that rooster knows you extremely well. Also, you know how to handle him. If you let that rooster out and it attacked someone, would you honestly blame that person for accidently killing the rooster instead of knowing the foot-lifting trick?
I brought home a rooster to be my pet when i was a child. He was super friendly when he was young, he'd hang out with my family and our dogs all the time, really affectionate. Then he became a fully grown adult and he was a bastard, attacking anyone for any reason. Hed jump on the rottweilers backs to peck at their heads cause the dogs couldnt do anything to stop it then. Some really do just choose to be assholes lol
I had a rooster as a child and that thing grew to the size of a small dog. Let me tell you, when a rooster puffs up and starts doing that threatening dance he isn't posturing. His is going to attack 100%. I got into literal fights with it and he would always manage to do damage to me. Now that I'm older I know that I could have easily lost an eye. Most are no problem but every now and again you get a Gallo Negro (Black Chicken) which is a term used for the biggest baddest rooster/person there is (Not always but the myth perpetuates that those roosters usually they tend to have black or grey feathers). The term gets referenced in the movie Blood In Blood Out to describe Paco.
Yo same, we had a rooster when I was really young and can also confirm they are scary bastards. Ours not only terrorized my brother and I, but also the neighbours kids on either side of us hahah, we clipped it's wings but he was a bloody good climber and glider
fellow former chicken raiser here to say this guy ^^ is 100% correct. We had a black hen that was the lone survivor of several straight up slaughters that took out all the other rhode island reds, we named her ninja and she died of old age. Texas racoons are something else and for anyone looking to move to Texas with chickens just know you need to build your coop like fort knox and lock it up right at dark every single night and be prepared to kill racoons, foxes, skunks and anything else on sight.
Careful with saying the Spanish word for black. You might get attacked by wild Twitter users wandering onto other platforms like that rooster wandered into other people's yards.
@@andreymudik2905 nothing compares knocking someones door (or ringing their bell) and then running away, specially when someone who wasnt even in on it joins in
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this feels like seeing a 14th century king having to solve the peasant’s problems one by one and there’s just these two guys fighting over a chicken trying to get the other publicly beheaded, splendid
Lmao
Maybe all along WE are the chickens running around with our heads cut off…
This has been my Jaden Smith moment of the day, thank you
@Caleb OKAY I've never heard of these, holy shit.
Can't wait for the new Oversimplified
Lmao yes
“I’ve lived in Florida my whole life.”
The most tragic opening line in history.
Florida is superior to any other land mass on this continent
And communism is a religion of peace 👌🏻
Florida is the best state in usa nice beaches nice people and wildlife. No sales tax Florida is the best i've lived in NM, TX , TN, CA and FL in my personal life has been the best state.
You hate us cause you aint' us 😎
Or in the words of James Franco; You hate us because you anus lol
A backstory sadder than guts’
"So I'm defending myself. You know, I was fearing for my safety. And the chicken, ya know, died!"
A truly comprehensive recollection of events.
The moment that man started to feel fear, life was erased from that rooster's soul. Thas a weird super power
@@doriangrigorie7345 Reminds me of One Punch Man - "As his heartbeat increases, it peaks, and his opponent dies."
his speech kinda gives Jesse Pinkman
Does everyone in Florida besides Charlie talk like they're Chris-chan
@@wolfrainexxx The Roo Engine
I lived in Florida for about a year and saw so many unreal things. I once saw a guy get into a full on fist fight with a raccoon. The guy ended up pulling out a board so the raccoon was awarded the decision by DQ.
Please tell me that Raccoon kicked that guy's ass.
😭
Bucky had enough of Rocket's BS.
I once saw a guy driving a lawn mower on the sidewalk/side of the road
@@jonathanathor117 LMAOOO
I’m assuming shoe licking guy was actually just trying to build up his immune system. He wasn’t doing it for pleasure, he was vaccinating for diseases that would never even happen
a true gamer grinding up his stats
I imagine finding someone that stepped in dog śhıt was like winning the lottery for him.
My sincerest apologies for putting that image in reader's heads.
He heard about getting multiple vaccines to beat the coof and figured shoe licking was better.
I live in Tampa. I know the shoe licker. There's also a guy who rides around playing street hockey on roller blades all over an area called Hyde Park.
@@WatchMaiiVidz k
“Call the chicken ambulance?” Truly a shame that Florida doesnt have the chicken health care infrastructure that so many of its feathered denizens deserve.
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this isn't patented yet is it
@@i-love-anime-idols nobody is
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Feel bad for James. He seems like a simple good ol boy. Probably can't spell too good but damn it he'll get you back on the road if you're broke down type of guy.
My uncle works at a rooster ambulance and he says that people's apprehension to call them and ignorance about them is the cause for like half of all rooster deaths. So glad Charlie brought light to this subject.
"rooster ambulance" is so fucking funny for no reason
Please don't be disrespectful and call it by it's name, the ambRoolance
the fact that the internet allows the entire world to weigh in on what not long ago would have been the matter of just one small town is simultaneously hilarious and terrifying
I decree Jason the one to be at fault, and he shall be razed at the stake.
Why do you think I love reading Florida Man articles?
It's definitely more terrifying to me. I understand the importance of giving a voice to the voiceless but a lot of people really shouldn't have a voice.
@@R.B.90 Everyone should have a voice, because it allows bad ideas to be labeled as bad, and the people who follow those ideas as bad
This is in the biggest city (population and area not metro) in Florida
Charlie, it is your sole responsibility to follow this story through. Drop everything and become detective Charles. Interviews, attend the trial, give us the story we deserve
Better Call Moist
johnny depp v. amber heard move over, it's time for the men to have their fun.
there's no jury more impartial than one with charlie in it
Hell Yeah!
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i was born and raised in florida and moved away about 8 years ago, but at the last place i lived, there was a gang of wild chickens that roamed my neighborhood and at night they would fly up into this big tree in our backyard to sleep. they were pretty chill but the couple roosters were definitely assholes and we'd steer clear of them. florida is definitely not a real place
That sounds like a pretty convenient meat market. Also, more tender than iggies.
I remember visiting Florida and seeing cats grooming chickens. I was like tf. The stray cats and chickens were fucking friends and I was like damn cat if I was you I'd be eating that bitch...that was until I owned chickens and realize they hunt rats and mice just like cats ;-;
Anyone who lives remotely close to a rooster knows exactly how and why this went down
absolutely, my rooster will chase me down and will not stop attacking me.
Some birds are absolute shit heads. I was attacked by a goose when I was five. I was literally just standing there. Fuck that dude.
Crowing
A felony for killing a rooster that was chasing you is absolutely ridiculous
Its a fucking rooster, you don't need to hit it just get away from the land it resides.
@@OnlyGrafting It's just a rooster who cares if it dies
@@noobian458 bruh its someone else's property you should leave its ass alone unless it actively endangers your life.
@@OnlyGrafting Bro if a known violent animal comes onto my property, imma get rid of it. Whether it be calling the owner, scaring it, or 'forcefully' removing it. If it starts comin at *me*, the first 2 go out the window.
@@NovaMaster375 "known violent animal" its a fucking CHICKEN bro not a pitbull or alligator 😂😂😂
James is out here looking genuinely stunned about this whole situation but he’s ready to go to court 😂
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“ and he called the chicken police on me“
made me cackle
A felony for a rooster??? This is just Skyrim logic at this point.
Roosters are extremely aggressive, and a neighbor's rooster would sometimes jump our fence and like do some territory claiming thing on our property, eventually our dog lily at the time attackedit. It seemed to have survived but the neighbor moved soon after as it was a rental property.
My chickens got attacked by a pair of stray dogs, only one got killed as the rooster and one of the hens got injured
@@obama_man9933 I'm sorry to hear that :(. I love chickens, I had a pet and she could do all kinds of tricks. She was way smarter than my dogs lol.
Chickens (and birds in general) are massively underrated.
Roosters aren't "extremely agressive" tho, the territory claiming is the same thing dogs do with peeing and it's not seen as agressive.
They can get agressive if you stress the chickens or you're annoying.
@@Ilivedbih no roosters can be very aggressive the territory claiming is nothing like a dog peeing they violently defend what they want. I own a ton of chickens they are violent creatures especially to each other.
@@Ilivedbih There's a reason Roosters have the nickname "Cock", and it's because they're mean little cocks.
As a non-Floridan, I cannot confirm nor deny that Florida is real
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Nobody cares + penguinz0 content fell off
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Ah yes. schrödinger's florida
As a Floridian resident I can confirm that we are not real.
this is why everyone loves florida. there's no better reality show. you should do "Florida Friday" every week where you cover florida news
I applaud your ability to keep a straight face while discussing this.
Charlie is right about roosters being aggressive. I've owned rooster before and have been attacked. Left a scar on my hand when it jumped at me and I couldn't move my fingers for a week. Their talons are sharp
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I own 14 now and can confirm. You can’t be aggressive with them either cuz it’ll piss them off more lol
Did you try hitting hit with a stick?
By Jason’s logic, James was just “playing” with Big Roo with a stick it wasn’t animal cruelty
I feel bad for laughing at this. It was clearly Jasons denial of big Roo's(RIP) territorial behavior, possibly even hormonal food, that led to an increase in this characteristic rooster behavior. After all, maybe in his mind he was playing - that is, playing, the game of life
LOL "I was just playing with Big Roo and my flamethrower, same as if I was playing with the children!"
@@yomommashaus I'd rather it be a human child.
@@yomommashaus I tried to put the flames out with this BBQ sauce...
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There was an article in our local gazette, about a chickenbreeder of quality chickens. He urged people do join in his apppaerently dying out profession and shared a story about how his prized chicken(not rooster mind you) hacked open his pulse artery when he handled it. This was a chick he was familiar with and raised it. Roosters can absolutely be dangerous, their wingstrikes are like elbow strikes , the talons and the beak is sharp.
Me and my little bro have actually played the ''lets throw rocks at each other for fun game'' as kids one time. The fun part was not being able to see the rocks coming through the thick brush. It ended in him bleeding from his head as you would expect, but it is most definitely a thing 🤣
Funny when we did that as kids it was to hurt people!
@@last-chance_ Funny, I got hit with stones by the neighbors kids and I sat on my porch with my Red Ryder BB Gun (1-pump) waiting for four hours for them to return. They're goddamned lucky they took a different path. I was 6 or 7.
We used to have rock fights at school when the teachers were at the other side of the playground. My one friend ended up getting a few stitches in his head. Definitely a real thing, kids are stupid lol.
I was going to say me and my friends threw rocks and I got hit with one the size of a softball and it left a basketball size bruise on the front to back of my thigh lol
Edit: I lied I was about 16
Clearly Charlie never learned of a good ol' rock fight.
The “Australia is fake” conspiracy is what Florida is slowly developing into
Edit: 3k likes holy shit thank you guys!
Thats a thing?
Stoooop they'll stop paying us for our performance...(if you could tell me were the fluck the money is btw id appreciate it 🤣)
I know this would be in here about the great land of Australia
@@maddlepaddle420 NO because everyone keeps talking about it and I keep missing my pay checks because of it 🙄
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I love how Charles brings the hard hitting stories to the masses. Without this we would never have known about the chicken police. True heroes don't always wear capes... sometimes they just wear white tees
"Charles" cringe
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He's a jesus christ after all
@@HoloTWWOriginal you cannot be saying that with your name and pfp
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as a non-existent Floridian I can confirm everything this man has said is indeed true.
this making the news is so wild to me, i live in a super rural area where having your dog shot and killed for being too close to someone’s house is a super regular occurrence
As someone who owns chickens, roosters will literally murder each other. They have spurs on their legs which these use to stab each other and , of course, humans. If they jump and get you in the neck, well you’re dead. However, they follow a sort of pecking order, meaning if you put the rooster in its place it wont attack you. But if it feels its territory and flock are at risk, they’ll attack no matter what. Also, by territory, I mean anywhere they take a shit.
Conclusion: Florida is, in fact, in the void, and roosters are nasty.
Legit, had someone drop a known asshole of a rooster off on our property and it pecked the shit out of our own rooster, then tried to have a go at us. Which was unfortunate for it since the rule of the yard is you don't fight the hand that feeds. Our rooster actually went into hiding until we were able to get rid of the offender, my mom said he made happy clucks at her when he was able to leave his safety pen
the fact he let it run is just irresponsible. i was attacked by one of ours as a little one. it could absolutely hurt/ kill a small child so if anything he should be in trouble.
Dude a chickens not gonna fucking slice your neck like it’s Solid Snake stop bullshitting. Of course they can kill other chickens. They’re chickens. But it’s scratching your neck is not going to kill you. Next you’re gonna tell us about the dangers of aggressive beta fish.
@@AnthonyBlamthony you obviously have never dealt with chickens mate.
@@raventhecraven1306I have I owned chickens in Haiti, most people there do. 2 it’s physically impossible. Do you think that the human neck is made of rice paper? You honestly think a chicken has the strength for that?
Yeah no you’re either bullshitting or an idiot there’s no other option.
Jason seems like one of those people that say "my child can do no wrong" when they are a future mass murderer.
@@MamadNobari Not even that, he’s one of them who says their kid is an angel even when their kid is guilty for a worldwide massacre
I once was in a daycare with a big fat chicken just like that.
I have a rooster named Dik-Dik (he's named after a species of antelope). He looks really cool and he was the least aggressive of the 2. "Rooster Stew" is a recipe and now I have 1.
not even that, he's the type to not have kids
@@SmileFlame3 not even that he’s one of them people who say there kidsthe sweetest soul to ever live even when they nuked the entirety of Europe and Africa and turning into the joker mixed with killmonger
I wasn’t paying attention to when he said the guy killed the rooster I thought he said the rooster got arrested 😂
Busted out the Squidward dance 🤣. Touche Charlie
Charlie the only guy to sit down for 10 minutes talking about someone who killed a chicken and didn't call the chicken ambulance or chicken police.
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His content is boring isn't it
@@ZTGOfficialYT nah tbh
@@ZTGOfficialYT boring but entertaining.
Chicken police lmaooo 😭😭
As someone who grew up on multiple farms, this was definitely self defense, most of the time you buy a rooster specifically because they're aggressive so that it'll protect your hens from coyotess owls, and lynx's, roosters will go toe to toe with anything just like a damn badger, and from my experience, there isn't any special burial ceremony people give to their roosters, at least not commonplace so throwing it in a ditch where it's out of the way of getting disturbed by traffic sounds like the only real option besides leaving the corpse by the owners house, which probably would have come off worse. Roosters are glass cannons in the perfect sense of the word, they can only take so much, but in that time you could pretty easily get a one way trip to the hospital. Ik general society probably sees this as a joke, but if it wasn't for that stick, this could have been a very different story
For real. My father owns two, and his roosters are fucking aggressive. Especially the short one who roams freely. Even if i threaten it with a stick on a safe location, it will still keep pressing onto the locked rooster. If i'm successful, it'll come back a few minutes later. If I failed to see to it in time, that short rooster is literally going to die
Oh easily. It's why I don't have roosters with a three year old....though I have a hen who thinks she's a rooster and will attack my son. It's fucking hilarious cause she's two lbs of fluff and he doesn't notice until she kicks him in the chest and he just giggles. He's kinda a tank though at fifty lbs and already almost four feet lol
When my younger brother and I were like 4 and 5, our next- older brother who was like 12, trapped us in the chicken cage far in the backyard.
We were absolutely terrified as the big rooster called Johann showed us warnings and was clearly agitated by us in there. There were low places to climb, and from there we started climbing up the fence another meter or so. Rooster was seemingly okay with us staying at distance, until a minute later or so, our big brother let us out, really was a terrifying experience anyhow.
He was the kinda brother to try out wrestling moves on his younger siblings. What an a-hole he was, and partly is to this day.
@@goggles789 Your evidence?
@goggles789 "your claim is wrong bc i said so"
A friend of mine had a male pheasant regularly try to attack him on his land. He ended up having to use a stick to get it to go away but even when he poked it pretty hard it would keep going for him.
“Who you gonna call..chicken ambulance” sounds like a kids show and a great one at that
I've owned chickens for years and it is true that most roosters tend to be aggressive. Usually I just shuffle them around with my foot until they give up but its terrifying to people who don't have experience with roosters. They've got sharp spurs on the backs of their legs that can leave pretty big puncture wounds. I have two scars on the back of my leg from my rooster.
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Isn't there a procedure where the spurs can be removed, or is this considered unethical? I've never gotten to own farm animals (although I would love to raise chickens NGL) so my knowledge in that field is lacking.
@@honeybelle1203 people do it with cats and you have to break their nuckles and fucked up in general. Also chickens and roosters are usually owned in hundreds so it would be pricey paying someone who's certified to humanely do that shit
@@honeybelle1203 I think you can, there's also a procedure to remove the sharp part of the beak. The beak one is awful and usually just done in mass farms, I'm not sure about people's thoughts on the spurs procedure, though I wouldn't bother with it myself. Their claws are plenty sharp enough as well anyway, best to wear tall heavy boots for protection.
Roosters can actually be rather dangerous, they have sharp talons that can lacerate rather deep. Someone should of called animal control long before this happened. But I don't blame the guy for striking the rooster.
Thanks Napoleon
My friend had a rooster on her farm we called Kevin, and Kevin was such a bastard. He's absolutely sliced up our ankles with the spurs before. Then one day he tried to attack a dude in boots and got kicked and walked away with a broken wing, didn't attack us as MUCH after that.
your so soft bro, its a chicken
@@tanner2657 doesnt matter lmao, i wouldnt just sit there as a rooster is slicing away at my legs, I'd 100% kill a rooster if it attacked me because they're rather dangerous and extremely aggressive
Rather
This feels like a case King Solomon himself couldn't solve
This man makes me chuckle heartily with every other sentence that leaves his lips. Love this channel.
As someone who's had pet chickens and would be devastated if one of my girls died, I'm leaning towards James' side. Like yeah it's terrible that he never told his neigbor what happened, but Roosters are indeed aggressive and territorial. And contrary to their size, they will fuck you UP if they want to. Those spurs and talons tear through skin like razors and it's no rare occurence that chicken farmers have to cull the occaisional rooster because it's attacking farmhands or other hens. Big Roo likely thought the whole neighborhood was his territory since his owner never fenced him in and that's gonna cause problems for everyone.
Over 15 years ago I had a rooster randomly kill 2 hens. Since then any rooster that accidentally ends up in my coop (misidentified when chicks) gets culled somehow. They would try to attack my kids and each other. Even ducks and turkeys are nicer than roosters
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@@waxblast7528 What about Geese though?
@@craigbowen9995 never owned geese. I've heard they're pricks. Ducks are usually shy, turkeys always have a certain "character" about them, and hens are usually all sweet. I also don't particularly enjoy goose eggs or meat so they'd have to be a pet and I don't really want an animal known to be mean as a pet. I'm sure other people like geese or even simply like having difficult animals but neither appeal to me as a utility or pet. Again, I'm sure people have had good experiences with geese, but the few people I've known who've tried owning geese say they're a lot like really big, really unpredictable ducks.
@@waxblast7528 the aggression level in roosters varies wildly between individuals. You want a rooster aggressive enough to defend the hens from predators but not a "man fighter" or one that attacks hens. Definitely cull roosters who do either of those things but a human/hen friendly rooster can be a real predator deterrent.
As someone in the farming community, keeping Roosters that show any aggression towards people is not acceptable. If the guy wanted a pet rooster, he needs to keep it contained in his yard. Roosters of large sizes can have really huge, damaging spurs they'll try to kick you with. Honestly the guy that had the rooster is lucky no one called animal control on it for attacking people in the community.
This was my thought, he let the thing run loose onto other people's property. Where's his charge for failing to contain his animal? If the rooster did nothing and just showed up on someone else's property they'd be well within their rights to shoot it, baffles me that anyone would even contemplate charging the other guy with a felony.
instead, it was James who had animal control called on his ass simply for defending himself from the aggressive animal. what a world we live in.
If you have chickens, don’t you keep them in a pen all the time anyway unless you live on a ranch in the middle of nowhere? There’s clearly a road right next to the guys house and cars could run them over. I don’t think he cares about them much.
Seriously they hit a main vein in your leg or jump high enough to reach your crotch and it’s all over.
Gc
"Rooster opened up doing the Squidward dance..."
Charlie always provides the perfect description.
I feel the same way about the state I live in, Missouri. You see soooo many weird things, even just driving, you may see something real weird
While I'm sad to hear that the animal has perished and that their friendship is ruined, I can't put the whole blame on James here: roosters are notoriously aggressive animals, they even attack men and could be dangerous with those talons. The rooster should've stayed fenced, you can't let such aggressive animals free to roam and attack people.
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Dude its just a roster and the guy killed the roster sent 5 year prison for that
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*James invites Jason over for a barbeque*
*After the meal*
James: "Jason, listen... I have some bad news."
LMFAOOO
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You can tell from the first syllable the dude uttered that this was the panhandle
5:41 To be fair, when I lived in Florida as a kid, I once snuck out in the middle of a night to participate in a rock war
can we just admire the state of Florida for giving us gold content like this while in the safety of our own homes
This reads like the state of Florida is inside your home
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@@hannahukki im in your walls
@@hannahukki i wouldnt mind a cutie in my house
@@bigsnugga i am 93 years old and i have scurvy
James could go ahead and sue for getting wrongfully arrested. The owner of the rooster is the only one that is accountable for keeping his animals on his territory, and this clearly shows how irresponsible the owner was. This is so clucked up!
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I agree. Roosters are farm animals and very very aggressive, I don't blame the guy for hitting it. Also they don't give up, sometimes people do accidentally kill roosters just trying to leave the scene without serious injury.
I see what you did there with the end of your comment. That part clucked me into tears. 😆
This is a very very sad story 😢 😔 😞
In the case of dogs, the owner is at fault if their dog is not contained properly and runs around attacking people. I understand the damage a rooster can do is usually not as bad as what a dog can, but I think it's unfair that this man is getting a felony charge for defending himself against an animal that wasn't contained properly.
florida is just where they test the unfinished npcs
The shoe licker is still around lololol 10 years later
A lot of the reason for the "Florida Man" stereotype is because of the Sunshine Law passed in Florida in 1995; it makes court charges a matter of public record as soon as they're filed as opposed to once they're decided like in most states.
I wonder what would happen if other states followed that law for a couple weeks. I'd be willing to bet some random-ass unsuspecting candidates would blow Florida out of the water.
Lots of folks forget about sunshine law. It also applies to elected officials. You cannot conduct official business unless it is public and on the record.
@@ethantejedor2241 yep.
Matt Gaetz: 😲🤯😱
@@cyborgninjamonkey Shiiiiiiit so there's an Every-State-Man out there, and we're all just being left in the dark... suppressed, unallowed to be given the divine illuminance of every states Florida Man. That is the saddest story I have ever heard.
@@davidmoak1219 well said, mate, well said
New York and Baltimore. I promise you
"James should've said, the chicken attacked me and went straight to valhalla" is one of the best jokes I've ever heard.
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@@annoyinggull his comments seem like he is a bot but he is not, just a dude with n o l i f e
I just watched 10 minutes of 2 middle age man discussing about a rooster's death in Florida. Wtf am i doing with my life
As someone from Tampa, hearing of someone going around licking shoes made me picture someone in ybor licking shoes so needless to say, I was not surprised when you said he was from ybor.
Even in death, Big Roo is still causing a stir in the community
The guy that was attacked had every right to defend himself, the talons on a Rooster are no joke. The pet owner is 100% at fault, he minimizes everything the guy that was attacked said and you can tell he just doesn't give a F.
agree, I dont get good vibes off that guy
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let me be honest, why does he get 5 years for killing a rooster, but people can assault people to an unliveable state and get like 2 or 3
@@spreud9172 florida.
Feeling so bad for Big Roo because he probably had untreated anger issues and lashed out because he wasn't given proper care/attention and could've been a very useful and efficient bird if he wasn't mistreated and i still come back to this video to think about him. Rest in peace Big Roo
Sometimes roosters are just assholes. It’s how they’re bred to be to protect hens, they need to be aggressive to fight off animals that would try to harm them.
Bro is in chicken hell
Nah dude a lot of roosters are not willing to flay you open because they are absued, they're just tempered that way. Some just want to hurt things, they're dinosaurs dude
The breed of the rooster is usually very calm unless attacked
If he cared so much for that rooster he would’ve kept it on his property, there’s no scenario where a man is going to let a potentially dangerous animal roam around his house and attack him.
You're forgetting a key factor, its florida
You mean responsible man.
Imagine being sent to prison for 5 years because you hit a chicken with a stick and it died.
"what are you in for?"
"30 decapitations, within 2.5 years, and a 3 hour bloody chase ending in a hostage situation"
"You?"
*Sweats profusely* "i-i hit a chicken...w-w-with a stick"
@@jionmionskwisgaar1476 Laughing manically "Wait, you're serious?"
Skyrim Chicken Moment
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dude every time he addresses the chicken as “the body” i just start dying 🤣🤣🤣
This is literally what happens in Skyrim
As much as it seems like a laughable story because of how small chickens are, roosters are often very aggressive and can slice and stab you with ease. His self defense story is very believable to me. It should be all on the owner for not keeping an aggressive animal enclosed in his yard and instead just wandering free. People always say this with big dogs and for good reason. They might be friendly with you but potentially not Larry the cable guy
Can attest to the stabbing here- once tried to pull away two roosters from fighting, eventually one turned on me and flicked me with his little heel stabber thing to get me to back off.
I then went home and checked the damage, and there was a good pencil sized hole in my leg. Would've been two if he hit me perfectly.
I’ve never been attacked by a chicken but I used to get attacked ALL the time by a fucking turkey.
If they’re anything like turkey’s they are the absolute fucking worst. They literally will follow you until the edge of the god damn earth and will bite and kick and claw the ever living shit out of you for looking at them.
@@gdadder luckily my roosters are all- chicken- so they don't mess with me, but Ive seen enough videos to know that yeah, chickens will steal your femur.
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Kill a person because he's kinda close: That's standing your ground
Kill a rooster that's attacking you: That's a felony
As it should be.
ROOSTER LIVES MATTER
@@Creepley killing both should be fine lol
Are we sure we aren’t stuck in Skyrim lol you kill chickens and everyone’s after you lmao
@Caleb OKAY animals are dangerous bro a rooster can peck out your eye and make you permanently blind its not a joke, yes killing the animal is justified in this instance when the consequences of not killing it is serious bodily harm.
Dude Charlie should have a TV show where he's the judge and he has to deal with all these ridiculous ass cases
That chicken definitely went out better than a factory farm chicken
I've owned chickens before, and roosters can be real assholes. In essence, that's their job, but particularly aggressive roosters have to be dealt with. My first rooster, Colonel Sanders, was so aggressive we had to have him put down because he was dangerous. Rooster spurs are nothing to mess with; they'll flay you open.
Overall: Owner should've been keeping the rooster contained at the very least, and James should've told him what happened. I mostly agree with James though.
Not Colonel Sanders😭
No, not Colonel Sanders 😭😭😂
Colonel Sanders😂😂😂
Having a chicken named colonel sanders is like being a jew named Adolf Hitler
Colonel fucking Sanders. bruh.😂😂😂
When I was a baby my parents had a road island red rooster, appropriately named Red. He was taller than average, around two feet. He hated, HATED, my mother. Was otherwise completely fine. Sometimes roosters, if kept in bad conditions + don’t have hens around, are known to wake up one day completely different and terribly aggressive, especially to people. This was not Red, as the only person he ever hated was my mother. He would go outside her bedroom window, which is on the first floor but high up, and would jump up over and over again to stare at her. If she went outside, he would absolutely chase and attack with full power. If she wanted to get out of a car, she would open and close the opposite car door where he would run to, and then bolt inside while he was confused. It’s not uncommon for roosters to do this to people who have wronged them or something, but my mom never did anything to this chicken. Dude just hated her.
@@hex1233 dudes mom ra***d the rooster im cryin
why the fk did u keep it
Red was the home owner
That's when you either give it to some sort of animal rescue center or drop it off on the curb somewhere
Your poor Mom! 😂🥲
"call it a lucky shot or whatever" loll
Grown ass human fearing a roaster is irrational fear.
For those who might not be aware of just how deadly roosters can be, there was a police officer in I believe it was the Philippines who had his throat slashed by a rooster from a cock fighting ring during a bust. To be fair it did have razor blades on its feet but it still tried to rip his throat out with zero hesitation.
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Is he fine?
Anything can be deadly if you try hard enough. The rooster shoudlnt have had the free reign it had though
@@JMPM1 nah he died
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The owner should've kept his chicken in his yard while he's not around, for the safety of the chicken. And since the rooster clearly wasn't socialized well enough, it was also territorial which led it to attack people- which is dangerous for the people AND the chicken.
And yes, chickens can cause a lot of damage, especially roosters. They grow sharp spurs on their legs. He may have cut them off, but if not, chickens can actually sometimes stab people to death.
I dont think people realize how many, and how large the pipes running through our legs are. We have one that carries blood that if severed will lead to death. Be afraid of something with tiny knives going after your legs.
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@@guydude7550 with modern medicine you would have to ignore the excessive bleeding and sit there for a while to actually die, emt or anyone with common sense would use a tourniquet and send you off to an emergency room, also said arteries are quite deep, yes chickens have talons but this is some 1 in a million shit you're talking about
It's kind of weird how humans are the apex predator but we can easily get killed by a fucking chicken, I'm pretty sure household cats can kill you too, but just choose no to
I agree, but if you die to a rooster as an adult human then it’s natural selection at that point
That Florida guy had me in stitches when he mentioned the chicken police
Bird Murder. This is something out of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
I love how you can essentially kill a human being in Florida if they’re threatening you, but if you do the same thing to a chicken you’ll be arrested.
Florida is just magical.
When chickens start learning to hide firearms and blades then sure.
@Draven's Cringe Gaming Unless your talking about a purse dog your not gonna do well if it’s actually aggressive. I can also tell you’ve never spent time around roosters if you think it’s something to just brush off. I know many farm hands who have had multiple stitches from aggressive roosters
Skyrim irl
Bruh get over it. It's been over like 10 years already.
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What the hell happened while I was gone? What kind of debate did my comment spawn?
I recently finished a geology class this last semester. My professor explains that the landmass of Florida did not come from North America, and it drifted itself into America over the course of millions of years. I didn't think I had yet another reason to believe Florida isn't real already.
edit: I had to take a class w a lab since I'm a transferring art major, so this was the first time I was hearing about Florida's shimmy shimmy into what is now the United States. Other people can explain it better than me in the replies :)
I am a geologist and I can confirm. ....I know that sounds like a meme, but no, really, Varsity 1 is completely right
Yeah I think it might have broken off of Australia... no take backs
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oh it is real lol it's a fucking long ass state.
James should have left Roo on the front door with a post-it that says "I think this is yours"
Good ol Duval county, remember seeing this on the news
Roosters can be actually aggressive and attack people, so I feel like his story about it being self defense is pretty believable
Especially since they were friends...
The only thing that I question is why the guy had a big stick in the first place.
@@Lokokid0 when i see couple dogs on the street i generally pick a stick to jave on my hand in case i get attacked. Could have been the same thing eith the rooster
@@Lokokid0 Dude's literally surrounded by plantation, and it's a mistake to let an animal with claws near you. It's best to keep it farther away to let it know that it isn't welcomed near you.
I've had geese attack me and honestly its only scary if your a child. But I 100% would ok killed the rooster and eaten thee evidence
As a Floridian myself as well, I can vouch that Florida is, in fact, not a real place. It's a different plain of existence that's easily accessible from this world. And with the insanity that's going around lately, I'd say it's influence has been steadily leaking into this world
Understandable, have a great day.
Nah we can't blame all this on you guys
You gotta start selling that floridium it's some potent shit
I feel like a lot of people are just going to binge watch Florida wacky news stories now.
The Next President of the United States might be a Floridian so yeah, we need to put a cap on the reality portal.
why do i find it so funny that the rooster is called "big roo"😂
bruh the "he calls the chicken police on me"got me goood
Jason couldn't keep his animal on his property, he also allowed it to be in danger and called it playing (Kids throwing rocks at it) is just wholely irresponsible pet ownership, Imagine letting your Pet get rocks thrown at it for any reason and calling yourself a responsible pet owner
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Earily similar situation happened to my younger brother when he was about 10. He'd take a somewhat bulky stick with him for protection against the rooster whenever taking the eggs from chickens. One time the rooster jumped at him, so he just swung the stick, hit him on the head. Rooster dropped down and never woke up after that one strike. I saw it with my own eyes. If a 10 year old can accidentally kill a rooster like this, I am sure a grown man can.
You know a video is a banger when one of the chapters is “the rooster”
"Put the rooster on lease" wot?😂
Definitely siding with James on this, he didn’t repeatedly beat it with a stick he got a lucky hit defending himself. He just shouldn’t have left there in the ditch, then go tell the owner what happened. The whole thing could have been avoided with communication.
Plus Jason is irresponsible, nothing would have ever happened if he didn’t just let roosters wander other people’s property
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Agreed. I have a 1 year old german shephard and we keep him inside because he's like Frankenstein's monster when he's let loose pooping and digging in each person's yard.
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I’ve seen enough court cases of animal violence to tell you that if this gets taken to civil court, this is not going to go well for Jason. As the owner of the pet, it is HIS responsibility to make sure the animal is contained. He knew the animal ran loose in the community and I get a laugh at him saying the rooster “played” with the neighbor’s kids. The fact that James is facing felony charges is laughable. If I was the judge, I’d drop those charges immediately.
Jason’s side of the story is incredibly stupid. I grew up on a farm with chickens. Roosters don’t “play.” They are very aggressive and mean. If the kids are throwing rocks at it, they aren’t “playing.” They are trying to get that mean son of a bitch to leave them alone. Jason’s story sounds like one of complete nonsense and wishful thinking.
I agree the one thing James did wrong was not communicate about the situation. He should have been the one to call animal control to say he got attacked by the neighbor’s rooster and talk to the neighbor instead of leave it dead in a ditch. To be fair though, I get the feeling James didn’t like the rooster and I hardly think him killing it was an “accident.” When he was swinging the stick at it, he probably was trying to kill it while it was attacking him. Still, if Jason is telling the truth and the rooster attacked him, then he is entitled to self-defense, despite how “small” the animal is.
It's literally all speculation. Animals are completely unpredictable and using force when one even runs up on you should be justified. I punched a lady's dog before it was running straight towards me, turns out it was friendly... but how was I supposed to know it didn't mean harm
There's literally nothing on him. If anything Jason should be the only one looked at. The fact James spent anytime behind bars over pure speculation is a complete injustice and a major abuse of our justice system
It won't go to civil court unless the rooster owner can prove that he lost money from it. Animals are property and are worth precisely ZERO dollars to the civil court system unless the animal was a working animal or a show animal and you lose income from the death of the animal. Nobody gets money in court from someone killing your pet...that's probably why he pressed criminal charges. It's the only way to get "justice" in that scenario.
Could you expand a little on how you were raised with chickens? I picture something like Kiplings "Jungle book".
@@szymongrabarczyk3561 I grew on a farm/home where we got chicken's because well you got a rooster and chicken's to get free eggs, sell them and such. That's probably what he mean by growing up with Chicken
@@justaregulardude895 Maybe I don't understand the American civil court system, but your comment seems wrong to me. For starters, animals are property, and therefore they have value. Would the civil court not also deal with things like noise complaints and similar neighbourly disputes? Civil courts can give punitive damages to a party right?
The rock fight only ends when someone goes to sleep, nose gets broke, or teeth get broken
Totally on James side... Who know how long the neighborhood had to suffer from the roosters terror. I'm sure he didn't want to kill him but cmon putting a man in jail over a self defense act against the rooster is just so ridiculous...
I honestly think he's in the wrong for killing it, he just shouldn't have been in a position where he had to fight it. As "dangerous" as roosters can be according to these experts in the comments, you can easily avoid confrontation. Obviously he didn't mean to kill it, nor did he deserve a felony charge/jail time, but there should be some kind of compensation (A fine or smth). Pets carry a lot of emotional value, and it hurts to lose them.
@@hampter8992 What else was he gonna do? It’s a free roaming rooster, with no supervision by the owner, I don’t blame him for killing it. Rooster are aggressive af and can even be lethal
@@D3.159 you’re the one who sounds naive to anyone with experience with roosters, there’s literally no situation where you’d be forced to engage it, and no it wouldn’t try to fly at you and slice your throat. You make it seem like roosters are a dangerous animals that prey on humans or some shit lol
@@hampter8992 Ever owned a rooster? Them shits are genuinely terrifying. It FOLLOWED him to his residence, and he used self defense to bat it away, but he hit it in the head instead. Not all Roosters are bad, but some are just so god damn bad...
@Hampter You have never been by a rooster have you .
I would go as far as saying you are probably a city dweller or suburbanite. You made that obvious when you said there would never be a need to defend yourself against a rooster . Incase you didn't know rooster, fyi they will attack unprovoked and they can go after you face , chest ,legs . So an aggressive roosters life is not worth a single scratch on a human or pet so it's better for everyone for that rooster to be gone.
As someone who’s owned roosters as a child, yes. They can be extremely aggressive. Mine wouldn’t back off no matter how much you tried to disengage or stay away. It’s sad what happened but definitely doesn’t deserve a felony charge lol
Imagine having a record for defending yourself with a stick against a rooster. I'm pretty sure, if it had been a dog roaming the neighborhood and terrorising friggin' children, people would be calling the guy a hero. But because people don't know the damage a rooster can do, they picture a loud, fairly docile animal on a haystack.
Mind you, it's always the owners' faults. Any pet should be your problem, not the neighbors'.
I have a rooster with a bunch of hens and all I have to do to make him back of is lift my foot to block him, after that he just stops
@@obama_man9933 ok
@@obama_man9933 Animals have very different personalities and that rooster knows you extremely well. Also, you know how to handle him. If you let that rooster out and it attacked someone, would you honestly blame that person for accidently killing the rooster instead of knowing the foot-lifting trick?
I brought home a rooster to be my pet when i was a child. He was super friendly when he was young, he'd hang out with my family and our dogs all the time, really affectionate. Then he became a fully grown adult and he was a bastard, attacking anyone for any reason. Hed jump on the rottweilers backs to peck at their heads cause the dogs couldnt do anything to stop it then. Some really do just choose to be assholes lol
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“That is until James knix hit it with a stick” LMFAO
I had a rooster as a child and that thing grew to the size of a small dog. Let me tell you, when a rooster puffs up and starts doing that threatening dance he isn't posturing. His is going to attack 100%. I got into literal fights with it and he would always manage to do damage to me. Now that I'm older I know that I could have easily lost an eye. Most are no problem but every now and again you get a Gallo Negro (Black Chicken) which is a term used for the biggest baddest rooster/person there is (Not always but the myth perpetuates that those roosters usually they tend to have black or grey feathers). The term gets referenced in the movie Blood In Blood Out to describe Paco.
Yo same, we had a rooster when I was really young and can also confirm they are scary bastards. Ours not only terrorized my brother and I, but also the neighbours kids on either side of us hahah, we clipped it's wings but he was a bloody good climber and glider
fellow former chicken raiser here to say this guy ^^ is 100% correct. We had a black hen that was the lone survivor of several straight up slaughters that took out all the other rhode island reds, we named her ninja and she died of old age. Texas racoons are something else and for anyone looking to move to Texas with chickens just know you need to build your coop like fort knox and lock it up right at dark every single night and be prepared to kill racoons, foxes, skunks and anything else on sight.
Careful with saying the Spanish word for black. You might get attacked by wild Twitter users wandering onto other platforms like that rooster wandered into other people's yards.
Gallo negro 😈
New mma fighter nickname
@@YerMate bro I remember i stopped going outside bc our rooster would fight me on sight 😭
“Who plays by throwing rocks at each other?” Me, Charlie. That was the hottest game on the school playground.
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We actually used to do that in school, but with acorns. It was fun, got hit in between the eyes
@@andreymudik2905 nothing compares knocking someones door (or ringing their bell) and then running away, specially when someone who wasnt even in on it joins in
This sounds like Skyrim chickens where everyone turns against you when you assault chickens
5:45 getting stoned with Bill does sound like fun though
The way he said "Call the chicken ambulance?!?!?", I lost it.... I'm hurting now because I laughed so hard.