What Happens When You Are Born?

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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024

Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @TheInfographicsShow
    @TheInfographicsShow  5 лет назад +10231

    You had won your first battle royale and then you were born. Kudos! 💪🏻 What's your second biggest accomplishment?

  • @ilyas5066
    @ilyas5066 5 лет назад +13809

    Let’s get a moment of silence for all our lost brothers and sisters.

  • @curls4thegirlzzz744
    @curls4thegirlzzz744 5 лет назад +18217

    I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else’s blood and I’m not afraid to leave the same way.

  • @SakkichoYT
    @SakkichoYT 5 лет назад +15995

    We entered this world without reading terms and condition.

  • @cadaverous6
    @cadaverous6 3 года назад +419

    This actually helped with my depression. Thanks.

    • @cinnamndollx
      @cinnamndollx 3 года назад +13

      Same 😭✋🏼

    • @lmMentallyIll
      @lmMentallyIll 3 года назад +5

      Same here

    • @Kill_peter
      @Kill_peter 3 года назад +5

      Okay i know some of you are lying but get help

    • @Kill_peter
      @Kill_peter 3 года назад

      @Sarita Ladislas yes yes i am problem

    • @soulofflame9999
      @soulofflame9999 2 года назад

      @@Kill_peter oh hi this is Sarita Ladislas V2.

  • @hannahoang8788
    @hannahoang8788 4 года назад +1924

    I can’t believe I actually watched the whole thing without skipping it

    • @craftycrayon9283
      @craftycrayon9283 4 года назад +43

      LOL. I literally skip through videos and usually to the end if the videos are longer than five minutes. I get bored fast.

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 года назад +5

      @@craftycrayon9283 killing is not useful but is useful for only only don't understanding smarter species human has grown up with powered of knowing everything sentient of omniscience

    • @caydencurry6058
      @caydencurry6058 4 года назад

      Same

    • @calilamirra9096
      @calilamirra9096 4 года назад +4

      @@nichsa8984 what?

    • @scarletdamsel3139
      @scarletdamsel3139 4 года назад

      lolz

  • @neonpug7748
    @neonpug7748 5 лет назад +3907

    Siblings are like the versions you could of been

  • @alexissyhaketh1911
    @alexissyhaketh1911 5 лет назад +3226

    You cry because you don't want to be in this cruel world.

  • @junkoenoshima4550
    @junkoenoshima4550 3 года назад +648

    “There can only be one winner!”
    Me who has a twin: 👁👄👁

    • @lmMentallyIll
      @lmMentallyIll 3 года назад +21

      Also hi Junko

    • @junkoenoshima4550
      @junkoenoshima4550 3 года назад +7

      @@lmMentallyIll 🙂

    • @bajonett889
      @bajonett889 3 года назад +7

      Ayo, Inform channel sozld make a vid about what happens with twins

    • @YanF88
      @YanF88 3 года назад +4

      😂

    • @kamya4883
      @kamya4883 3 года назад +6

      who was born first?

  • @chiquitin_o
    @chiquitin_o 5 лет назад +2827

    "When a mommy and daddy love each other very much, you and your millions of brothers and sisters will have a *_f i g h t t o t h e d e a t h"_*
    "I..don't have any brothers or sisters?"
    _"Exactly"_

  • @slayed3933
    @slayed3933 4 года назад +3738

    Imagine if you could remember the day you were born.

    • @spitstainoof2475
      @spitstainoof2475 4 года назад +198

      I have, and it’s quite a story. ❤️

    • @rubymargaritais5657
      @rubymargaritais5657 4 года назад +71

      Spitstainoof let’s hear it.

    • @KosalKakadaZzzz
      @KosalKakadaZzzz 4 года назад +114

      All I know is I cried a lot when I born

    • @al0ha.preppies
      @al0ha.preppies 4 года назад +72

      I don't remember much because my eyes were closed but my parents told me some of it.

    • @Aviationgeek21
      @Aviationgeek21 4 года назад +78

      Imagine losing the race to the egg on purpose

  • @PowerSerge
    @PowerSerge 4 года назад +1366

    i remember all my brothers and sisters that died on the way to the egg...

  • @vrkona501
    @vrkona501 3 года назад +546

    So you're saying I've killed my siblings before I was even born.

    • @maxymax4212
      @maxymax4212 3 года назад +23

      Exactly

    • @musashanasabzak8696
      @musashanasabzak8696 3 года назад +22

      @@maxymax4212 will they arrest me for that?

    • @maxymax4212
      @maxymax4212 3 года назад +6

      @@musashanasabzak8696 wot

    • @musashanasabzak8696
      @musashanasabzak8696 3 года назад +8

      @Ihsan Azmi me:but that happened in my mom

    • @BNRKBNRK
      @BNRKBNRK 3 года назад +19

      @Ihsan Azmi Uno reverse card.
      The cop and the judge came to this world in the same way haha

  • @Joesy015
    @Joesy015 5 лет назад +224

    *Oh you guys just made it easier for a ton of teachers to share this lesson with a lot less talking on their part lol. So wonderfully done,bravo!*

    • @sweetsugarhoneycandy5458
      @sweetsugarhoneycandy5458 5 лет назад +3

      I think my teacher will show this video along with another one of a woman giving birth...

  • @shashankchauhan4119
    @shashankchauhan4119 4 года назад +3168

    Parents:U r so lazy
    Me: Are u serious i won the race

  • @cm5g
    @cm5g 4 года назад +941

    "There can be only one"
    *Twins and triplets: Are we jokes to you?*

    • @EliCM
      @EliCM 4 года назад +48

      Maybe they played a game of duos trios

    • @NigelSkeet
      @NigelSkeet 4 года назад +12

      Derpy Dude I’m a twin

    • @chaoscoolcreations
      @chaoscoolcreations 4 года назад +25

      Quadruplets : :/

    • @ΔΗΜΗΤΡΑΠΑΤΣΗ-ν5δ
      @ΔΗΜΗΤΡΑΠΑΤΣΗ-ν5δ 4 года назад +20

      Nicky Ricky Dicky and Dawn : are we a joke to you

    • @888.gibsss
      @888.gibsss 4 года назад +2

      @@ΔΗΜΗΤΡΑΠΑΤΣΗ-ν5δ CORRECT THAT RIGHT NOW-

  • @graysonwyman6931
    @graysonwyman6931 3 года назад +319

    all i’m hearing is there is a one and forty million chance i’ll find love😰😰

    • @carebearann4613
      @carebearann4613 3 года назад +12

      The utter pessimist surrendered lol sorry

    • @gbs3490
      @gbs3490 3 года назад +6

      @@jaylenrebollar7776 chill man as your confidence and self esteem rise 1/40million will be 1/3

    • @jakerussell135
      @jakerussell135 3 года назад +3

      cheers, I'll drink to that bro

    • @jaylenrebollar7776
      @jaylenrebollar7776 3 года назад +5

      @@gbs3490 but I'm in love with myself

  • @backmark8173
    @backmark8173 5 лет назад +4383

    So pregnancy is like the hunger games.

    • @unfortunate_moth7454
      @unfortunate_moth7454 5 лет назад +70

      i can’t wait for the next book

    • @kadejahswain4098
      @kadejahswain4098 5 лет назад +14

      More like fortnite

    • @conor2878
      @conor2878 5 лет назад +80

      @@kadejahswain4098 we don't do that here

    • @okidoki1811
      @okidoki1811 5 лет назад +14

      @@conor2878 The Illuminati has spoken. We don't do Fortnite here. *InTeNsE wHiStLiNg *

    • @matthew-dx1nb
      @matthew-dx1nb 5 лет назад

      Pubg?

  • @janet6421
    @janet6421 4 года назад +2779

    When my son was born I said, "So you are the one who's been kicking me for months."
    He smiled and peed on his dad.

  • @junyerhernandez3691
    @junyerhernandez3691 4 года назад +1127

    Why can't parents explain to their kids like this

    • @basquehound1999
      @basquehound1999 4 года назад +30

      junyer hernandez they don’t want them to know the truth edit: either that, or they don’t really remember as much as they say.

    • @StephenMeyerr
      @StephenMeyerr 4 года назад +25

      junyer hernandez because they tiny brain

    • @cloudyisaliveandhere
      @cloudyisaliveandhere 4 года назад +40

      Because they're children. Not a lot of children should really know this. Guess we still gotta stick to 'When mommy and daddy' bla-bla-bla.

    • @caydencurry6058
      @caydencurry6058 4 года назад +1

      IKR

    • @calilamirra9096
      @calilamirra9096 4 года назад +14

      Because it takes 10 minutes, and has details most children don't want to hear that gross details.

  • @cam._.2539
    @cam._.2539 3 года назад +471

    I just found out I’m gonna be a big brother, I’m so exited
    3-17-21 Update: Due date is June 30th and Gender is female
    6-28-21 Update: she was born today, her name is Kayleigh

    • @xyz-gs5ku
      @xyz-gs5ku 3 года назад +54

      Hope you will take care of your future younger sibling

    • @jotarokujojoester6294
      @jotarokujojoester6294 3 года назад +17

      Nice bro

    • @gicuceltare4261
      @gicuceltare4261 3 года назад +22

      I became. A big brother in 2020 too

    • @SilverLynel04
      @SilverLynel04 3 года назад +8

      Cool! I commented , so I might come back to this video when when you're brother is older and ask him how he's doing.

    • @cateanimates6524
      @cateanimates6524 3 года назад +6

      I’m getting a baby brother in a month

  • @beniswenis9081
    @beniswenis9081 5 лет назад +692

    "what happens when you are born"
    the suffering begins

  • @mrdetective1187
    @mrdetective1187 4 года назад +1766

    Guys when ur parents say ur lazy say “ I killed my siblings to come to this world and I was a 400,000,000,000,000,000,chance”

    • @robblequoffle8456
      @robblequoffle8456 4 года назад +57

      Same, except I was already in the world

    • @brimlock2798
      @brimlock2798 4 года назад +28

      @@robblequoffle8456 hahahaha wait your not jokeing are you

    • @robblequoffle8456
      @robblequoffle8456 3 года назад +18

      @@brimlock2798 When did I ever say it was a joke?

    • @yourgamingcat6238
      @yourgamingcat6238 3 года назад +6

      Mr. Hamster, please don't tell me I remember my Hamster died

    • @mrdetective1187
      @mrdetective1187 3 года назад +4

      @@yourgamingcat6238 u do cuz ur talking about him/her

  • @Axizi
    @Axizi 4 года назад +1767

    when there are twins does that mean they were teaming to win the game?

    • @karlquilatan9121
      @karlquilatan9121 4 года назад +89

      Battle Royale with a teammate

    • @sippygacha1019
      @sippygacha1019 4 года назад +28

      Karl Quilatan I WAS GONNA SAY THAT 😂😂

    • @lifeofcece588
      @lifeofcece588 4 года назад +33

      Imma twin and my older siblings are twins 2

    • @davidfitzpatrick4254
      @davidfitzpatrick4254 4 года назад +27

      yeah probably. I guess you would call it A tag team battle royale.

    • @tigracat6806
      @tigracat6806 4 года назад +10

      And if there's more then they were a team

  • @Saffie15
    @Saffie15 3 года назад +204

    Let's take a moment of silence for are brothers and sisters that died on the way to the egg😞😪😥😓

    • @oryxthememetakingking9509
      @oryxthememetakingking9509 3 года назад +22

      We killed em 😅

    • @mikaelleonbriones6356
      @mikaelleonbriones6356 3 года назад +29

      we killed billions of people and we aren't in jail, YAY!!!

    • @miho3719
      @miho3719 3 года назад +3

      @Xene Dvalin buddy

    • @someone4840
      @someone4840 3 года назад +1

      Just imagine if all of those siblings were alive +500,000 people XD

    • @ShadowValleys
      @ShadowValleys 3 года назад

      I was artificially fertilized, I’m a hundred universes ahead of them

  • @papershou409
    @papershou409 4 года назад +866

    When you realise babies did not come from storks like the parents has said to you

    • @awkwardbean4214
      @awkwardbean4214 4 года назад +13

      You didnt know that?

    • @akitoes
      @akitoes 4 года назад +10

      No you go to the storks office aka foster home to pick up the child. Why did you think you need baby uber to get a free baby.

    • @MintPro47
      @MintPro47 4 года назад +22

      Until 10 years old i though babies born after you get married

    • @haventpickedanameyet2527
      @haventpickedanameyet2527 4 года назад +17

      imagine little kids watching this that are like, "WhAtS mAkInG lOvE"

    • @richplayzgaming4554
      @richplayzgaming4554 4 года назад +4

      I can’t tell if your joking

  • @Ali107
    @Ali107 5 лет назад +631

    I thought this is going to talk about how we feel and think before we are born.

  • @congaspy2058
    @congaspy2058 5 лет назад +3158

    When I was born, the world's average IQ dropped about 6 points

  • @khalfy_kun
    @khalfy_kun 3 года назад +410

    "What happens when you are born?"
    Dad goes to the store to get milk.

    • @nicolasc.4547
      @nicolasc.4547 3 года назад +15

      Pain.

    • @psytf2
      @psytf2 3 года назад +16

      And comes back after ♾ day

    • @tea_books728
      @tea_books728 3 года назад +6

      Spain without the S

    • @Wilhelminaaaa
      @Wilhelminaaaa 3 года назад +8

      Instead of my dad leaving to buy milk he died one month after i was born

    • @tea_books728
      @tea_books728 3 года назад

      @@Wilhelminaaaa Oof

  • @beatricewilliams9443
    @beatricewilliams9443 5 лет назад +726

    This video has taught me more than highschool ever did

    • @Stretality
      @Stretality 5 лет назад +16

      this video taught me more than grade 4 ever did.

    • @wojtekpolska1013
      @wojtekpolska1013 5 лет назад +4

      @@Stretality cause they dont teach that things in kindergarden

    • @GreenWhaIe
      @GreenWhaIe 5 лет назад +3

      I'm in 5th grade, and I am now aware of the reproduction process.
      *N O I C E*

    • @davidmedinasusano8006
      @davidmedinasusano8006 5 лет назад

      Lol true

    • @muzinhiphop7591
      @muzinhiphop7591 5 лет назад

      Lol same

  • @werewolftherewolf9810
    @werewolftherewolf9810 5 лет назад +5392

    Let’s just say... I was not a mistake but a happy little accident

    • @ghostcityshelton9378
      @ghostcityshelton9378 5 лет назад +230

      Since my sister is 7 yrs older I asked my mom if I was an 'OPPS' !
      Of course she said no but I think I was. My birthday is April 1st!
      SURPRISE!

    • @aspirin43
      @aspirin43 5 лет назад +102

      This won't offend anybody
      ㅤㅤ

    • @crosh3301
      @crosh3301 5 лет назад +50

      You deserve an oscar for this.

    • @EinsamPibroch278
      @EinsamPibroch278 5 лет назад +63

      Your Dad's Bob Ross?

    • @RTMonitor
      @RTMonitor 5 лет назад +9

      Crosh my name is Oscar Uriel Martinez

  • @ragingverse1458
    @ragingverse1458 5 лет назад +1162

    "When they get past the first and second date..."
    My mom and Dad: laughs in teen pregnancy

    • @kabirrrrrrrr
      @kabirrrrrrrr 5 лет назад +35

      @Black Panther You really like jokes don't ya?

    • @grace5033
      @grace5033 4 года назад +27

      my parents: laughs in waiting till marriage

    • @a.8901
      @a.8901 4 года назад +2

      Just because someone is still a teen that doesn’t mean they didn’t wait after the first or second date. My baby’s father is someone I was with for almost a year and I’m a teen. 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @ragingverse1458
      @ragingverse1458 4 года назад +5

      @@a.8901 My parents were 17... My mom wasnt allowed a boyfriend

    • @ragingverse1458
      @ragingverse1458 4 года назад +10

      @Black Panther im grateful its just a joke tho i love my parents and my life

  • @truckkun1323
    @truckkun1323 3 года назад +32

    Shoutout to all the moms out there. May she live a healthy and long life❤

  • @Hammov
    @Hammov 5 лет назад +1768

    This video is wrong.Before babies were born they saw
    Loading terrain

    • @Its_Sebas_Yk
      @Its_Sebas_Yk 5 лет назад +37

      Entering server

    • @Gamer_Tanks
      @Gamer_Tanks 5 лет назад +34

      Actually
      They saw "Play"

    • @reducedatom16yearsago55
      @reducedatom16yearsago55 5 лет назад +54

      They accidentally clicked multiplayer

    • @mariafe7050
      @mariafe7050 5 лет назад +4

      They wouldn't even know that Minecraft existed they would just see themselves exit the mother's body

    • @some.old.acount9069
      @some.old.acount9069 5 лет назад +14

      @@mariafe7050 I'm sorry but
      *R/woooooooooooosh*

  • @mew9918
    @mew9918 5 лет назад +698

    When you realize someone might have been stronger but they just chose the wrong path

  • @flowerrose7915
    @flowerrose7915 4 года назад +529

    Other babies: cries when born
    Me: *yoo it's cold up in here get me a blanket*

  • @OwenC08
    @OwenC08 3 года назад +82

    Him: *What happens when you are Born*?
    Me: *.. I guess your just born.*

    • @Herbdeanius
      @Herbdeanius 3 года назад +1

      What is that profile

    • @OwenC08
      @OwenC08 3 года назад

      @@Herbdeanius me

  • @juliettem13
    @juliettem13 5 лет назад +1575

    Imagine a 7 year old who still believed that a stork dropped a baby off was watching this...

    • @mexicanf4g
      @mexicanf4g 5 лет назад +10

      Katie Lynn 😂😂😂

    • @uvmai2195
      @uvmai2195 5 лет назад +95

      I used to think we were just teleported into our homes and our parents were just “guess I’ll take care of this baby”

    • @laxusdragneel1222
      @laxusdragneel1222 5 лет назад +34

      I just thought my parents went in a lab and parts of their body were taken off to make me piece by piece

    • @cyropower7808
      @cyropower7808 5 лет назад +42

      My mom lied to me and said I hatched from an egg, and I thought everyone had vaginas

    • @lianderey2293
      @lianderey2293 5 лет назад +30

      When I was 7 I knew babies comes from mommy's belly, but, I never knew HOW they got there... Well.. *Now I do.*

  • @mama_izuwu
    @mama_izuwu 4 года назад +1290

    We have to trust our parents about our birthday since we don't remember.

    • @kristoffsparkle7416
      @kristoffsparkle7416 4 года назад +109

      birth certificate?

    • @Teddy0398
      @Teddy0398 3 года назад +14

      @@kristoffsparkle7416 lol 😂

    • @geemixx
      @geemixx 3 года назад +31

      @@kristoffsparkle7416 you can get ur birth certificate signed and registered after birth

    • @charlesrhett
      @charlesrhett 3 года назад +7

      I remeber mine but I can't tell you

    • @graceesmi
      @graceesmi 3 года назад +12

      My birthday was yesterday 😳

  • @bluebutterfly5062
    @bluebutterfly5062 5 лет назад +719

    Video: your parents had to get past the first date, then the second, until they decided to have you...
    Me: you're making a lot of assumptions here...

    • @exoismylife4233
      @exoismylife4233 5 лет назад +11

      😂😂😂

    • @laurelmatson1766
      @laurelmatson1766 5 лет назад +21

      My parents were best friends and then got married. They weren't even dating hahaha.

    • @Lunatictornado
      @Lunatictornado 5 лет назад +19

      @@laurelmatson1766 my parents first married then became friends

    • @joleysarro9831
      @joleysarro9831 5 лет назад +3

      @@Lunatictornado OOF

    • @kendallfach7020
      @kendallfach7020 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂 facts

  • @dwayneomg8489
    @dwayneomg8489 3 года назад +66

    This made me feel special thnx

    • @nan2236
      @nan2236 3 года назад +1

      because you me, and everybody here are.
      imagine out o 200 million we were the only ones to survive.
      that's fascinating!

  • @keewlyy26
    @keewlyy26 4 года назад +1081

    When a baby is given birth to, it takes its first breath and cries like crazy, thats because the change of pressure and gravity on the baby is extremely painful so, we suffered when we were born, we just dont remember it lol

    • @uriah9645
      @uriah9645 4 года назад +85

      Annonymoose _Cow I’m glad I don’t remember it

    • @straykidsforlife8217
      @straykidsforlife8217 4 года назад +11

      I love the guy in your pfp

    • @bella-ky1tp
      @bella-ky1tp 4 года назад +7

      i enjoy your profile picture

    • @keewlyy26
      @keewlyy26 4 года назад +5

      bella !! aha thankyou 😂

    • @violet-eg4jr
      @violet-eg4jr 4 года назад +9

      YOU MAKE STRAY KIDS STAY💜💜💜

  • @0nlytati.2x
    @0nlytati.2x 5 лет назад +791

    My dad when I was born: *ight I'mma head out*

    • @Extoriuse
      @Extoriuse 5 лет назад +51

      What’s a *dad?*

    • @0nlytati.2x
      @0nlytati.2x 5 лет назад +35

      @@Extoriuse I have no clue I don't have one

    • @NoCommentsVideo
      @NoCommentsVideo 5 лет назад +13

      That's sad, I feel bad for you.

    • @backin06
      @backin06 5 лет назад +22

      Atleast mine has manners he dipped when i was 4

    • @darioorellana2213
      @darioorellana2213 5 лет назад +21

      @@Extoriuse a dad is a creature who tricks your bootiful mama of having kids

  • @princesslookie
    @princesslookie 5 лет назад +814

    At one point everyone watching this video was the fastest swimmer.- My Biology Teacher 2019

    • @sydterrell9893
      @sydterrell9893 5 лет назад +13

      Wait what I’m so confused

    • @niroz1685
      @niroz1685 5 лет назад +8

      😂😂

    • @therealserenedestroyer7748
      @therealserenedestroyer7748 5 лет назад +1

      😂

    • @xXmlgamingXx355
      @xXmlgamingXx355 5 лет назад +4

      Hmm let’s see if I can translate it from ‘idiot’
      I think he meant that we were all the fastest swimmers at the race for birth

    • @kasserole760
      @kasserole760 5 лет назад

      My Doll Family /Princess Lookie yet, I can’t swim at all in real life. gosh, i really need to learn..

  • @bear_bear6689
    @bear_bear6689 3 года назад +198

    Congratulations to everyone who is reading this ..u won 🎉🍻

  • @loveandfaith6433
    @loveandfaith6433 5 лет назад +1787

    When someone calls you weak:
    Boi I won the ultimate battle

    • @potatogg440
      @potatogg440 5 лет назад +117

      They did too.

    • @edgarrosen2320
      @edgarrosen2320 5 лет назад +23

      @@potatogg440 true.

    • @shutdahellup69420
      @shutdahellup69420 5 лет назад +45

      @@potatogg440 *_UNO REVERSE CARD_*

    • @_fayris5356
      @_fayris5356 5 лет назад +9

      Those who called you weak also won ^^

    • @ghunzel
      @ghunzel 5 лет назад +1

      Then you guys are pretty much the same XD

  • @raymondnoel5990
    @raymondnoel5990 4 года назад +1588

    I got birthed without my permission

    • @villianofall
      @villianofall 3 года назад +85

      Exactly dude smh

    • @arandompharaoh5549
      @arandompharaoh5549 3 года назад +60

      I feel so violated

    • @mevelyngayvarona4375
      @mevelyngayvarona4375 3 года назад +66

      I want to speak to my lawyer

    • @SypreYT
      @SypreYT 3 года назад +12

      Same bro, same

    • @yvs9793
      @yvs9793 3 года назад +14

      "birthed" is not a word, you should say: I was born without my permission

  • @bumblebri9106
    @bumblebri9106 3 года назад +1298

    Me in the beginning of the video: “I- I just wanna know what happens when I’m born, not how I was born” 😂

  • @NiteDriv3r
    @NiteDriv3r 3 года назад +37

    I never thought about how lucky I was just to be born life is truly a gift

  • @blablabla7396
    @blablabla7396 5 лет назад +651

    To this day, Lil Pump's parents are still waiting for him to say his first words.

  • @picocomix1553
    @picocomix1553 5 лет назад +1194

    I had a 0.5% chance of survival. And here I am 😁

    • @kosta_sdk
      @kosta_sdk 5 лет назад +8

      same

    • @ha77an5
      @ha77an5 5 лет назад +8

      Pico Comix you made it bro.
      HAVE FIVE

    • @ABN0RMAL_T33N
      @ABN0RMAL_T33N 5 лет назад +5

      I like trains

    • @kosta_sdk
      @kosta_sdk 5 лет назад

      @Brendan35shoot T u don't have to believe me idc

    • @novooooo
      @novooooo 5 лет назад +3

      @Brendan35shoot T what

  • @hotdogkiller3905
    @hotdogkiller3905 5 лет назад +851

    Wow. The chances of being born is like one in a trillion, or a miracle, and we spend it watching RUclips and sleeping all day ._.

    • @fuitbythefoot
      @fuitbythefoot 5 лет назад +26

      i told you not to tell anyone >:(

    • @SraTacoMal
      @SraTacoMal 5 лет назад +34

      Our prize, our choice.

    • @rustycrusty6994
      @rustycrusty6994 5 лет назад +13

      I actually do track, cross country, football, swimming, and soccer. I also did tai kwan do

    • @flamegamings-gachasandmore9172
      @flamegamings-gachasandmore9172 5 лет назад +2

      @@rustycrusty6994 I do soccer,tennis,swimming,ice hockey,ice skating,volleyball,table tennis and basket ball so im quite active

    • @hotdogkiller3905
      @hotdogkiller3905 5 лет назад +2

      Rusty Jaber shhhhhhh!

  • @mac23806
    @mac23806 2 года назад +8

    You guys are special and a miracle don't listen to someone who says you were a mistake you were born into the world with a purpose.

    • @blacklyfe5543
      @blacklyfe5543 11 месяцев назад

      What purpose I was born without a purpose

    • @emilyluzius8846
      @emilyluzius8846 11 месяцев назад

      @@blacklyfe5543 Everyone has a purpose, you just need to find it

  • @monalisatovar3719
    @monalisatovar3719 4 года назад +1263

    Mom:feels baby coming out and hears baby crying
    Baby:into the unkooooooown

  • @lilith___3426
    @lilith___3426 4 года назад +500

    Other people: why are you so lazy and tried all the time
    Me: I’ve been through a lot let me rest

  • @MikyCass315
    @MikyCass315 5 лет назад +2482

    So I killed many of my siblings while going to an egg cell?
    Edit: What the, how many....

  • @satyamsingh-tp1mw
    @satyamsingh-tp1mw 3 года назад +18

    I can't decide if I should feel proud of myself for winning the race or disappointed for existing and doing 9-5 job...

  • @kashidol2026
    @kashidol2026 5 лет назад +1272

    So your telling me that I used to be able to breathe water

    • @KyrstOak
      @KyrstOak 4 года назад +55

      I think it was more 'breathing through the umbilical cord'.

    • @entityflex
      @entityflex 4 года назад +45

      You could breath without lungs ma man

    • @benmorgan8752
      @benmorgan8752 4 года назад +19

      He says later in the video that the fetus/baby gets its oxygen from the umbilical cord.

    • @staylauren
      @staylauren 4 года назад +18

      We were mermaids!🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @cloudyxsky1685
      @cloudyxsky1685 4 года назад +1

      -yes-

  • @Mr.Ripper113
    @Mr.Ripper113 5 лет назад +2047

    So basicly sperms go through world war 1 just to get to the egg. 😂

  • @oured4455
    @oured4455 4 года назад +437

    I FINALLY WON A RACE **LETS GO!!**

    • @juanmartinbarron6441
      @juanmartinbarron6441 4 года назад +1

      What race!?

    • @reformed2006
      @reformed2006 4 года назад +6

      @@juanmartinbarron6441ur a little kid u won't understand

    • @maira9994
      @maira9994 4 года назад

      *Same*

    • @MexicanCrusader
      @MexicanCrusader 4 года назад

      Oh it took me a while to get it
      Ur very first race and ur prize was living this awful world we call earth

    • @VK-mk2cw
      @VK-mk2cw 4 года назад

      Technically...half of you won. Since the other half is from your mom.

  • @vfamily1657
    @vfamily1657 3 года назад +15

    Very informative for children. Now they know the concept of existence. Hope our community value the survivers.

  • @crimsonilla6550
    @crimsonilla6550 4 года назад +343

    Have an edgy friend who says they’re useless?
    Tell them they survived a war with over a million people.

  • @c-peezy5148
    @c-peezy5148 4 года назад +362

    So your telling me that I was in a war before I was born

    • @HBKnowItAll
      @HBKnowItAll 4 года назад +17

      Well you see ira bates, when a paisano puts his spaghetti noodle into a mama-mia's ravioli, a lil' bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about nine months later.

    • @asliceofcheese7152
      @asliceofcheese7152 4 года назад +5

      @@HBKnowItAll I liked how you explained it lol

    • @HBKnowItAll
      @HBKnowItAll 4 года назад +2

      Darth Vader I got it from Vinesause.

    • @roman.g_1641
      @roman.g_1641 4 года назад +5

      All of us are war veterans

    • @soapfilledpoptart
      @soapfilledpoptart 4 года назад

      *USA FACTS HERRRRRRRRREEE*

  • @october2842
    @october2842 5 лет назад +521

    I won that race for a reason:
    *so I could watch this video*

  • @asas-uf7sl
    @asas-uf7sl 3 года назад +21

    The fact my mom and dad spent 9 months waiting for me to born and that my body has stuck with me for well over 12 years only for me to binge watch random inforgraphics show videos is astounding

  • @thislife_
    @thislife_ 4 года назад +680

    You titled this wrong. Shoulda been called “what happens leading up to birth”

    • @abortedfetus9139
      @abortedfetus9139 4 года назад +5

      This Life exactly!! 😪

    • @ayien3939
      @ayien3939 4 года назад +4

      Yeah!😌💔

    • @ayien3939
      @ayien3939 4 года назад +1

      Yeah!😌💔

    • @Stpblckfemicide
      @Stpblckfemicide 4 года назад +4

      Right this was not what I wanted to see smh

    • @kabob_24
      @kabob_24 4 года назад

      Or, “What Happens when you are conceived”

  • @thamiey4455
    @thamiey4455 5 лет назад +1405

    My cousin : Can you love and hate a person at the same time ?
    Me: Do you have siblings 😒

    • @noemistephanie93
      @noemistephanie93 5 лет назад +17

      lol true

    • @thememery767
      @thememery767 5 лет назад +21

      Lol yeah I really hate my little brother but I love him very very very deep down inside

    • @robing9837
      @robing9837 5 лет назад +10

      Lol trueee although, how do you not know that your cousin has siblings??

    • @cobus81
      @cobus81 5 лет назад +4

      Ximena Gonzalez That’s not the point 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @nathantonner-barlog3123
      @nathantonner-barlog3123 5 лет назад +1

      No.

  • @UrAuntie04
    @UrAuntie04 5 лет назад +395

    Remember that time you won your first battle royale? This is it

    • @poopityscoop2782
      @poopityscoop2782 5 лет назад +13

      So does that mean twins are winning duos?

    • @cyraxval
      @cyraxval 5 лет назад +4

      Kraynen triplets are squads no fill

    • @gympiegympieian8664
      @gympiegympieian8664 5 лет назад

      @BogeyedGoose760 :3 no, it's winning your first battle Royale, not winning your first "victory royale"

    • @benreidford9124
      @benreidford9124 5 лет назад

      GAME HAWKS , as I was watching this video, I was thinking the same thing!

    • @aleksanderkysiak9540
      @aleksanderkysiak9540 4 года назад

      Fortnite didn't exist in the late 2000s.

  • @exoticpotatogenesisumbrella
    @exoticpotatogenesisumbrella 3 года назад +42

    8:42 WHY DOES THIS SCENE EXIST 😭

  • @goodafternoon4902
    @goodafternoon4902 5 лет назад +531

    HELLO WORLD!!!!!!
    Doctor: *Snip* *Snip*
    Me: 😀-->😦

  • @SubswithnovideosEVER-Tyrone
    @SubswithnovideosEVER-Tyrone 5 лет назад +296

    Never think that you're worthless in life or that you're nothing, because you definitely are unique!

  • @killskonfirmed
    @killskonfirmed 5 лет назад +282

    anybody ever says your slow
    *just know you won the ultimate race*

  • @ashwini9258
    @ashwini9258 3 года назад +12

    This video made me feel so very special!😭
    Thank u, I needed it..😂😂

  • @SpJrD
    @SpJrD 5 лет назад +428

    Title should be “What happens BEFORE you are born” 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @NewbyTon
    @NewbyTon 5 лет назад +435

    You begin your journey of being alive
    Prepare for anything

  • @killerkittygaming4365
    @killerkittygaming4365 5 лет назад +667

    Sorry siblings, but *I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!*

    • @leauwaon9102
      @leauwaon9102 5 лет назад

      Killer Kitty Gaming What?

    • @melindad3643
      @melindad3643 5 лет назад +6

      You are *WHAAAAAT?!*

    • @medicore5724
      @medicore5724 5 лет назад

      Killer Kitty Gaming Wait what!!!

    • @spillthewholekettle8109
      @spillthewholekettle8109 5 лет назад +1

      Harry Potter reference right?

    • @aniya5046
      @aniya5046 5 лет назад

      Billie is queen are you a Harry Potter fan?cuz if you are then potterheads unite!!!!

  • @garimadabral3127
    @garimadabral3127 3 года назад +1

    Don't underestimate your self people you are seriously unique and lucky and you can overcome anything in life.

  • @karlapoof7115
    @karlapoof7115 4 года назад +309

    Fun fact: when my sister was born my dad was in lunch and was eating a burrito while watching and said “why did you have to give birth during my lunch” lol my mom and dad laugh about it from time to time

    • @zenokada2278
      @zenokada2278 4 года назад +2

      That happened to one of my friends to

    • @jqamqwerty3810
      @jqamqwerty3810 4 года назад +2

      that explains why it is like the hunger games

    • @TheWhiteTiger101
      @TheWhiteTiger101 4 года назад +4

      Yo, when my sister was born, (I was 4 btw) my dad was chillin in the corner eating a burger with a s**t ton of sesame seeds.

    • @ghdhfgh6125
      @ghdhfgh6125 4 года назад

      That is legit TMI

  • @mariah8855
    @mariah8855 5 лет назад +1218

    “Getting past the first date, then the second”
    Laughs in traditionally arranged marriage

    • @aburafidhaas-safawi839
      @aburafidhaas-safawi839 5 лет назад +29

      @Nadia Syeda
      Thats not arranged marriage.
      That's cultural stigma.

    • @DaGoodVybe
      @DaGoodVybe 5 лет назад +4

      Wow

    • @Pankdoe
      @Pankdoe 5 лет назад +5

      I see your a man/ woman of culture too! Bonus points if your an Indian and so are your parents my dad had a crush but he had to break up for this arranged marriage because my mom was slightly more rich! Now I exist...

    • @Pankdoe
      @Pankdoe 5 лет назад +2

      At least my aunt had a love marriage unlike my grandpa, grandma, dad, mom and uncle

    • @j3in725
      @j3in725 5 лет назад +2

      @@aburafidhaas-safawi839 That comes with arranged marriage aka we ALWYAS know what's best for you, so marry him/her or our judgment will look bad

  • @90blin19
    @90blin19 5 лет назад +696

    Siblings r just different versions of what u could have been

  • @hayleymsiebert7526
    @hayleymsiebert7526 3 года назад +23

    Watching this and I’m currently 16 weeks, this video is amazing!

    • @amaiyagrace
      @amaiyagrace 3 года назад +1

      Good luck with the baby and you have a safe delivery, healthy baby and you remain healthy.

    • @hayleymsiebert7526
      @hayleymsiebert7526 3 года назад +2

      @@amaiyagrace thank you! Had my little boy six weeks ago and we are doing very well ♥️

    • @amaiyagrace
      @amaiyagrace 3 года назад

      @@hayleymsiebert7526 Congratulations that's wonderful

  • @Sithandra_Likes_To_Art
    @Sithandra_Likes_To_Art 5 лет назад +562

    And all that stuff happened so I can sit here and watch my anime

  • @arthurmorgan9393
    @arthurmorgan9393 5 лет назад +330

    49% So I killed my siblings
    49% A bunch of riddles
    2%acutally learned something

  • @kermitthefrog4418
    @kermitthefrog4418 5 лет назад +298

    When I was born my mum and dad looked at me and realised they made a mistake

    • @goldenglove4663
      @goldenglove4663 5 лет назад +13

      the mistake was long before that......you are a mistake from a mistake....how about that one for you.....fortunate one....

    • @idontknowwhattoputhere7017
      @idontknowwhattoputhere7017 5 лет назад +4

      I guess the same thing happened to me🤣

    • @chasenixon9010
      @chasenixon9010 5 лет назад +1

      everything that includes girls that care about looks and kids dating ....their parents made a great big mistake

    • @ratuwu8527
      @ratuwu8527 5 лет назад +3

      Story of my life

  • @olisbricks2468
    @olisbricks2468 3 года назад +3

    Calling me a miracle and special made my day. Thanks.

  • @Keegan.999
    @Keegan.999 3 года назад +1138

    F in the chat for all our fallen comrades who didn’t make it to the egg

  • @ItsJJOLO
    @ItsJJOLO 5 лет назад +607

    *solider:* so have you been to war before?
    *me: yes.*
    *soldier:* really when?
    *me:*

  • @kaylaamaya1720
    @kaylaamaya1720 4 года назад +449

    "What happens when you are born?"
    *SUFFERING BEGINS*

    • @scottbrockman4327
      @scottbrockman4327 4 года назад +2

      Just like the Biblical character, Job.

    • @craftycrayon9283
      @craftycrayon9283 4 года назад +2

      Which is why many people are anti natalist.

    • @Jay-vr9ir
      @Jay-vr9ir 4 года назад +2

      I don't remember what it was like before I was born, but I do not recall anything bad .

    • @louis5555gmail
      @louis5555gmail 4 года назад +1

      kayla Amaya, you mean JOY BEGINS. When you consider all the things that happen to you in one day, most fill you with joy. See the glass as half-full, much better for your mental health.

    • @thebrushtooth8402
      @thebrushtooth8402 4 года назад +2

      No no, he’s got a point

  • @manavimaske6992
    @manavimaske6992 3 года назад +14

    i wish if my school teachers could teach this stuff in fun way without creating awkwardness

  • @pulanjuri
    @pulanjuri 4 года назад +383

    Literally a fetus: has a normal sleep cycle
    My body: how about *not*

  • @meozy4365
    @meozy4365 5 лет назад +271

    This is easier to understand than my whole biology course...

  • @teezzy.o2663
    @teezzy.o2663 4 года назад +382

    Wait let me get this straight, 2M cells we’re fighting to the death an order to be born and those cells who won are us

    • @HBKnowItAll
      @HBKnowItAll 4 года назад +2

      Tezzy this is a JOUNAL not a diary.

    • @brina2829
      @brina2829 4 года назад +2

      Yes ma’am 👏 we do be fast 😌

    • @optify9971
      @optify9971 4 года назад +6

      Yeah bro where lucky to be on this world

    • @carsushi11
      @carsushi11 4 года назад +1

      Babushka: Y E S

    • @7imanee
      @7imanee 3 года назад

      yes, we're WINNERS

  • @riteshtamang8205
    @riteshtamang8205 3 года назад +5

    The way you presented this was Oscar winning

  • @adrianag3086
    @adrianag3086 5 лет назад +1504

    So you're telling me...
    I FINALLY WON A BATTLE ROYALE?!?!?!??!

    • @imthe6664
      @imthe6664 5 лет назад +14

      *nope*

    • @Lucrativecris
      @Lucrativecris 5 лет назад +26

      The only Battle royale i won😂😂

    • @4realz563
      @4realz563 5 лет назад +11

      Yep, and that happened when you weren't even here.

    • @snineHD
      @snineHD 5 лет назад +1

      Why

    • @z3ddd
      @z3ddd 5 лет назад +7

      You guys mind if I default dance

  • @ananiaaa
    @ananiaaa 4 года назад +717

    i thought babies were born when you get married and kiss until i was 13 😭😂

  • @mrr3346
    @mrr3346 5 лет назад +359

    I love how he animated the sperms doing an obstacle course

  • @ArianTheDerpG
    @ArianTheDerpG 3 года назад +4

    This makes me think about my mom and cry 😢.

  • @ifeeltraped1601
    @ifeeltraped1601 5 лет назад +453

    *Soo my twin sister we won the race together yayy* 👭👩‍👧‍👧

    • @tat5769
      @tat5769 5 лет назад +45

      Depends
      1. If your identical twins then only one of you one since this your fertilized cell divides
      2. If your not then yes you and your sibling did

    • @ifeeltraped1601
      @ifeeltraped1601 5 лет назад +20

      @@tat5769 we are not identical twins 🤷🏼‍♀️🙆‍♀️

    • @jaydenwilson7703
      @jaydenwilson7703 5 лет назад +20

      Bro that was a duos victory Royale that’s why

    • @maggiehussein776
      @maggiehussein776 5 лет назад +3

      @@tat5769 i have an identical twin (: i hate her

    • @hyperlordyoutube
      @hyperlordyoutube 5 лет назад +1

      IFeel Traped It is more of a war zone

  • @joshuatezak2230
    @joshuatezak2230 5 лет назад +743

    My mom calls me special but I still don't know who Ed is

  • @shay7028
    @shay7028 3 года назад +2

    Love the visuals!