Stephen Sings 'We're Stuck In This Together'
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- Опубликовано: 9 сен 2024
- Stephen kicks off the Late Show's Live Midterm Lateness special with a musical number about Americans getting together to vote.
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Ending a sad day here in Texas (both Beto and Valdez lost) with a song by Stephen that makes me smile.
Jesse Torres i know, cheer up, Beto meant for greater things. 2020 !!
Houston here. ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽
Same man. Houstonian here too. We're all in mourning. But aye there's always next time
@@brokenjawtheory: Just south of Fort Worth myself. While I am sad he lost, he was the real winner, not for the Senate but for the state of Texas. Beto campaigned harder than Ted ever will and even in defeat goes out more popular than Ted ever will be.
@@otogun3324: Yes there is always another midterm election. I doubt we will get another Beto in the near future though, but hopefully he set the stage for someone to win statewide election here.
@@HayqueDori: Trump was the 1st Republican Presidential candidate in decades to not win our state by at least 10 percentage points, and now Ted was the 1st Republican Senator to win within the margin of error (about 3%). Even in defeat, Beto may have won in the long-term.
I don't think you realize how big your international audience is: I am just one of very many who is watching you, and your live coverage, from around the world!( the biggest international crowd ever, it's true!!) you always find a way to put a comedic spin on the dreadful things, and for that we thank you! Much love from The Netherlands! America first, Holland Second!
Seconded!
Frits Schuchard
As one of the millions of Americans, thank you Frits! 😊💙😊💙😊💙😊
Hi from Canada
Hey from Mexico
@@jbrian - Hello.
I honestly clicked on this expecting a parody of the High School Musical song "We're All in this Together".
Obi-Wan Kenobi saaaaaame
We all did General... we all did.
Obi-Wan Kenobi High School Musical?!?? What are you 15 years old? Knock it off. You're being gross LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
That's why I clicked and now I'm sad it isn't...
Yup same man
Thanks Stephen - I think I really needed this today. Good morning from the UK!! And thank you to those of you who voted in favour of sanity and progress.
Daniel Bailey they were just blowing hot air. They gave it all to Mr Obnoxious.
I voted for sanity and got a spineless douchcanoe.
Totally agree! Thank you. (also from the UK)
Daniel Bailey - don’t worry... MOST of us want sanity & progress & GOOD WILL towards ALL MAN (& WOMAN) KIND. I voted a month ago.... most us young ladies did. Unfortunately, during this month, fear monger Inc has taken hold of the hearts of millions of Americans. They don’t seem to understand that BOTH Republicans AND Democrats ARE American CITIZENS... we are not enemies... we just have Mr orange king-SHIT who is dividing us, demonizing us & LYING to everyone. Trump is not a rich man.... he is just another racist white old man desperate to hold on to white power...apparently we did our best and still lost. We need to do better. We have to. We need to learn from our mistake, wake the f up and never allow a piece of trash like this into our White House again. UK, our dearest friend, please...we are counting on you. Set the example. Don’t let hatred take your hearts. Don’t let fear consume you. & restore glory once more. Show everyone how it’s supposed to be done. Decorum, kindness, humanity, FACTS, true leadership, uniting not dividing, & love. Love needs to win in the end. We love you dearly. And we (the people) will always stand by you, even when our “leaders” fail us. 2 more years before the big one... let’s hope we don’t fall back asleep... but who could sleep in times like these? I suppose we will find out soon enough.💋
Armie of One I’m terrible sorry for your loss. My thoughts & prayers are with you... truly.
President Golden Retriever looks pretty good right now
Lizeta W
I think a better choice would be President Border Collie with Vice President Golden Retriever. Or maybe First Dog Golden Retriever. Or maybe President Border Collie, First Dog Black Lab, Vice President Australian Sheepdog, and a cabinet of Golden Retrievers.
hes a good boy
To who? He still looks like a narcissistic, racist, POS criminal from where I'm sitting. Oh wait, I forgot the most prolific liar most American's have ever witnessed in their lifetimes.
At the very least we know even at her worst she would still find a way to be a very good girl.
@@justmemadison Did you miss the part of the video where Stephen suggested that a _literal_ Golden Retriever would be a better President than who we have now?
Wow, was not expecting a song let alone a catchy one! Great job!
I think this was my favourite Colbert election song just on it's merit as a song. The others were funnier but I can see myself singing this walking down the street in a few weeks.
Duncan Eigg Agree, but I think it's Green Day melody (seems like 1 of their songs, can't remember which exactly). But yeah Steven's awesome, totally unexpected
@@Iamtheyamyam my favorite is Christmas im July, just at x1.25 speed 😁😁😁
It actually sounds like a They Might Be Giants song.
Who's a good President?! _You're_ a good President, yes you are, _yes you are!_ Such big _paws_ you have Mr President. Walkees? Wanna go for walkees? No? I suppose I'm not surprised, but _who's a good boy?!_
in real life Sarah Sanders is chasing the president yelling BAD BOY, BAD BOY, DONT YOU DARE PEE ON THAT BED
Stop chewing that cheeseburger squeaky! Drop it! DROP IT!
Shout out to the two dancers, they are both adorable!
Especially that gal -- cutest dimples ever!
Gerrymandering, suppression, electoral college... hope some day voter fraud is not only ruled illegal but enforced in America.
Dose anyone else have that crazy feeling where something Steven says is funny and a laugh comes out and that is quickly followed by a sad lump in the thought sensation because the joke was also true?
"We're not even all believers." However for many....THAT changed today. Dems WON!✊👏👏
MLG HELP
Nothing but love. GO BLUE!
as a non american; I fail to see how Dems really won this election:
ofc they got the majority in the house but they will probably get less seats than the reps 8 years ago when the situation was reversed. Reps proably will even gain a seat or two in the Senate.
at least to me this seems like they performed significantly worse than Reps in the midterms 8 years ago.
Given the fact that the midterms 8 years ago did not mean the beginning of the end for Obama this midterm can hardly mean anything in Trumps grand scheme of things.
@@hmhmoinsdk With Democrats winning the house this means at least we have HOPE that Drumpf will get impeached. And that hope is a light that will help during these dark times. Also they will be able to subpoena Drumpfs tax returns now.
I'm watching this song, taped last week, tonight.. while the live show is still on.
This is why I drink.
New Message the live show is still on? I hope they upload it here. I don’t have cable. Lol.
We’re all drinking (but MI is smoking 👍🏻)
I'm drinking because of texas, mate.
@Julie W. Sorry to say, but if you think "the rest of the world is relying on Americans having knowledge about the policies...", then you don't know the rest of the world ;)
Cause sadly, like pretty much everywhere, people hardly recognize the politicians, not to mention policies they stand for -- EXCEPT when they affect them directly (not necessary personally).
On the rest I pretty much agree (except calling people idiots), would like to emphasis though, that Trump knows nothing about economy apart from "There's the money. And I want to have some (of it again)."
Imho: A "millionair", who can't be trusted to be given a bank credit (except in Russia), shouldn't be allowed to run >.
Im a recovering alcoholic :(
Well, Y'all managed to pump out the flood waters from one chamber, but the ship's still listing to the right. At least we are still floating but if real change is to be achieved, the captain needs to be replaced.
Words
And the ships crew.
WE STILL HAVE THE SENATE, THE COURT AND THE WHITE HOUSE!
Amen !
Captain isn't just the problem. The crew is who actually does the work.
We need to change everything.
Im gonna play this song on my wedding :v 🤪
🎶 "we're stuck in this together"🎶
Bad news my Texas did something stupid :/
Good news We got the house back!!! :)
I just can't believe anyone would pick Ted Cruz over Beto. There are so many pathetic people in this country! But we're on our way! And SO many things will be different now, thank goodness.
Well hold your horses, could be potential investigations into voter suppression ;)
this roller coaster is still going my friend.
Eh, Nevada voted 70% for a dead pimp because he was republican. They screwed up. Texas came within less than 3% of ousting Cruz. Considering the last time Texas voted for Cruz they elected him by over 17%, even coming as close as he did is a major victory. In a more general election, (say, a national one) maybe he'd do better.
Iowa was at least as stupid I'd wager worse.
Kept the red governor AND a representative who is a white supremacist.
If you need more of this check out Randy Rainbow 🌈
We did it! We got the HOUSE!
Is it me or is this song legit kinda good?
Not just you- I certainly enjoyed it!
Who wishes Stephen would sing a little more? He's actually not that bad!
This made me happy! I needed that!
Cannot. Like. This. Enough!
We don’t see Stephen stretching his entertainment legs enough so it’s always welcome!
You are the Gift that keeps on giving, Mr. Colbert. Yet another amazing talent: your voice! Singing voice, I mean. I want to pre-order the album! Please?? 🙏🏻♥️🌟
Holy crap, to some extent I knew Stephen could sing, but this was really enjoyable! Amazing!
ALSO, really happy for you Americans :) #thefightcontinues
Stacey and Beto were a punch to my gut but still the Blue, more importantly; got the House back...
It's shows the new tactic Democrats should use. Get African Americans and Latinos registered to vote and get them to vote, the democrats would have a chance of winning southern states
Oh sh*t! This song was catchy and made me feel feelings...
Let's Make America Trumpless Again! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
take all four of them and kick em back to Russia
and Jared to
Joshua Benson
Hells yea! I'm ready to start winning! BLUE
Trump will win again in 2020!
I doubt it, I don't think he'll make it that far. He might win a spot in prison.
Your awesome Stephen respect ✊🏽 I understand you’re feelings lol 😂
*you're
rushil jalnawala
Me too babe, me too
@@sedditguy1836 actually, it should be your* feelings
I get the notion, but it ain't cooperation if only one sides cooperates... maybe it's time for the DSNA, aka the the Divided States of North America >.
Those your/you'res are totally uncalled for. A cruel joke, indeed.
Watching from the UK. Thanks for this musical🤓
We got the house back baby! 💙💙💙
The amazing Steph can do anything...
The multitalented Colbert 🤨.
We threw ourselves into the fray
To save our Nation, come what may.
No time for panic or despair;
But we must battle everywhere.
Like Paul Jones, shout with all your might:
*"We have not yet BEGUN to fight!"*
You know, Stephen does not have a bad singing voice. Would not mind them doing more pieces like this lol
I prefer when their not pretaped and he's not lipsyncing. Remember after Scaramucci when he sang the sad part of Bohemian Rhapsody with changed lyrics?
Dems did well...first step completed...next take it all back 2020
Exactly💯
We took control of the house! Let's do the same in 2020
I hate to break it to you but obama lost 69 seats in the midterms. Bush lost 36. Clinton lost 60.
Trump won’t even lose 30. He lost 26 and gained 3-4 the senate.. he will be re-elected it seems
Only thing proven today is Trump is as effective as 2016 , all candidates endorsed by him have won , Trump 2020
were too sold on majority rules. in most cases that may be ok, but in a 3 party system or more, 65% would be ruled by 34% of us. And that is not fair!
Golden Retrievers/Pugs 2020
Mutt will RULE the WORLD !!!
Pom, Chihuahua, Dachshund/Chi mix 2020!
@@FriendlyRambler Wolf pocket poodle
Wild dwarf cat/ house cats pretending they're domesticated 2020
With Poodles and Collies for the Supreme Court, and Corgies for the DA.
Thought this was going to be a high school musical parody. This is pretty good too, I guess
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that! Although, looking back, there would probably be some copyright issues associated with that kind of thing.
Glad it wasn't just me. Lol
@@kenzie4338 Actually, no! Parody, spoof, and political commentary are solidly and explicitly protected under fair dealing copyright law, so they would absolutely be legally within their rights to spoof it without Disney having any say in it or being owed monetary compensation! :)
@@PaddySnuffles In that case, I'm kind of disappointed they didn't run with the High School Musical parody.
Am I the only one who loves his singing voice!?!? 😍🎶
I voted democrat today AND took someone who hadnt voted in years. Of course he ALSO voted democrat!☺
@Paul Lomax not really, pretty good in the grand scheme of things.
Good for you, and good for your friend. Thank you SO much.
Good start America! Rome wasn't built in a day so chin up, you're halfway there....#2020
More like 5%, but you gotta start somewhere. And it's gonna be vicious, so keep paying attention!!!
#noshortattentionspan
Why would anyone vote Cruz over Beto?
I just don't get it on any level.
Stephen Colbert a Great American!
we salute him🗽🇱🇷
magic man
Yes he is.. Yes he is..
Sounds reminiscent of They Might Be Giants.
yes! I was hoping someone else picked up on that!
@@djseafood79 same haha
A Golden Retriever would definitely be a better president!
I’d vote for that golden retriever
I did
As long as he's a Democrat.
me to
this is why we cant have nice things
whatever happens, at least there's always Robert Meuller!
Beto 2020!!!
He lost :'-(
He fuckibg lost hahahah
Ted Cruz said he was tough as Texas. So apparently Texas is now a bunch of wimps who will kiss the ass of an autocrat who insulted their wifes and fathers.
@@Aqua.man045 sooo..... does that mean that he cannot run? He is more popular nationality!!
chiquis shortdog i think he already said he isnt running in 2020
I pray it's a yellow submarine not an orange.
Considering he likes the idea of Golden Retriever for Prez, I'm betting its not an orange.
No it's a peach!
My. BETO. LOST ESTOY LLORANDO
Question. Did the band " They Might be Giants" come up with this song?
You know what they say: "If the voting booth's a-rockin:..."
Thanks, Stephen. We needed this video. Those squirt bottles were a nice touch.
Nice touch of whiskey
I believe he said it would be bourbon. 😉
@@sluttymctits4496 thanks s***** this one's for you.
I voted today, and this was running through my head. Thanks for all the laughs, Stephen
Stephen let this be your presidential speech in 2020 😂
2:15 "It's been only Stormy weather" lol I see what you did there
Please let Texas and Florida be their own country.
Yes , Please
Noplay
Texas is the only state that could conceivably secede, having once been an independent republic. I’d could live with that!
Well let’s just say the scars of slavery never healed
yes but you don't have to live here
I don't either but I don't want to be forced out
Absolutely brilliant and we need see more video of Stephen Colbert singing
Two years ago you voted to make things better
Hey! That’s what I did too!
Turns out one of us was mistaken
Coulda been me but it mighta been you
But even though some of us screwed us over
Back in 2016
We’re in this big American boat together
But! Surprise it’s a submarine!
We slammed the hatch, there was water on the floor
It rose so fast
Who built this thing with screen doors?
We may collapse from all the pressure
But if we do
At least we’ll all crumble together
No one agreed to bring provisions
On this submarine
And someone emptied out all the fire
Extinguishers
And filled them up with gasoline
We’ve lost all communication with
Anyone up above
You’ve got no choice but to love thy neighbor
There’s no one else here to love
We’ve all been trapped
Til the next time we could vote
We’ve all held hands
On each other’s throats
And though it’s been only stormy weather
We can’t drift apart because
We’re all stuck here together
But tonight might change our minds
And prove
That hope is not a delusion
Then again all the bad things done
To humankind were done by humans
Why did god put us in charge of us
(We’re not even all believers)
We might be better off
If we gave the controls to Golden Retrievers
But we can’t split up
That’s not what we’re about
Besides we tried that once
(And look how that turned out)
And so for the worse or for the better
Today we’ve got to pull the lever
In what just might be our last vote ever
Ah, damn, my feet are getting wetter
But whatever happens tonight
We’ll all find out together
Hey, how nice to see a smart looking, decent looking, good looking, nice looking President who actually talks sense :) !!!!!
Jes such a good boy!
haven't seen that for 2 years
Colbert for president
He tried that but gave up.
You're adorable, Stephen. Never change. I'd so vote for a golden retriever. They're such sweethearts.
Stephen Colbert the Musical
It's Muella time😂😂😂Trump will be shivering right now with high blood pressure!
BETO FOR 46 2020
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Rubber Ducky
I’d love a Beto/Kamala ticket!
I love you Stephen my brother! I hope you don’t mind calling you my brother, but that’s how I feel about you like my own brother and friend! Thank you and more blessings to you, and to all the people that love you!
That’s was so awesome special the dog was the best one love America
2 years later and voting is even more crucial.
You're absolutely wonderful, Stephen!!!!👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻💙💙💙👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻💖❣
Hey Stephan Colbert
Just wanted to say that the "2016" election map you were holding is actually the one from 2012. 1:07
This made me just a little bit happier. Still am depressed af tho
We have so many people to choose from to run for President in 2020!
There is nothing as relaxing as singing in terrible situation about that terrible situation. Thank you for a cheerful song ♥
Thanks for being the laugh I needed tonight!
So my tivo was set up to record this episode last night and when I watched it, the local news took over the whole hour and I didn't get to see the episode...Thanks for putting it online!
Blue-yah!
Wow, Stephen can still sing. Remembering “Another Christmas Song” here.
I love this! Thanks so much!
Stephen should be part of a Broadway Musical! He's great doing this kind of stuff!
I wanna see the writing credits on this. Was it Jon and Stephen or did Stephen involve one of his old indie music buddies? Thought this had a very Decemberists feel...
This song has a They Might Be Giants feel to it!❤️
WHERE'S YOUR EMMY???? YOUR TONY???? YOUR GRAMMY???
The Emmy's with John Oliver.
I like the They Might Be Giants vibe this gave me.
Stephen!! Stephen!! Stephen!!
Yes Sheldon.
My therapist (and I) thank you and your writing team for providing hope and humor to millions of voters. Wishing you well.
.... I.... I don't think those were his feet.
Damn...I was thinking the same thing 😂
Holy shit somone brought back old fashioned entertainment and class with a touch of witty. Timeless.
Congrats to you my fellow citizens on the left from a future right winger that will stand with you against the corruption of our beautiful country,but as for now I am happy to see that many got to vote & I will happily wait until my turn comes to do the same.
✌ to all of my good fellow citizens.
This song is seriously catchy af.
Wait, that wasn't the 2016 electoral map... I'm pretty sure that was from 2012.
It's heartwarming. Thank you Mr. Colbert :)
Who else is re-watching this on the night before election day 2020?
You always make me smile, Stephan! You are the greatest! 😍👍🏽😘
Vote! Baddaa Bing! Blue !
Stephen will take literally any excuse to sing and I love it!
good singing Stephen! " gave the controls to a golden retriever? we get it, Stephen, control is 3 inches of water dancing in the rain making a loud refrain He voted! yahoo, he did it!
Okay but I hope this is on iTunes 😂👍🏼
💓
Amazing voice !
All to be expected from An EMMY WINNER STEPHEN COLBERT .
He could do more than this
I bet Stephen voted Democrat. 😁
Plot twist, he voted Independent.
Yes, he's a well documented Democrat
Ya think?
fucking dumbass
@@geoffbaumgartner5335 Sarcasm is ugly
I love when Stephan makes these songs. I still have Death,Taxes and Hillary in my head. Can’t wait for 2020!
We are going to have MILLIONS of people smiling tomorow!😁
Yay, now I get to watch all the parts of the show I missed watching it live because my local CBS affiliate ran bad interviews and ads over them...
Two years ago you voted to make things better
Hey! That's what i did too
Turns out one of us was mistaken
Coulda' been me but it mighta' been you
But even tho some of us screwed us over
Back in 2016
We're in this big american boat together
But surprise it's a submarine
We slammed the hatch
There was water on the floor
It rose so fast
Who built this thing with screen doors?
We may collapse from all the pressure
But if we do
At least we'll all crumble together
No one agreed to bring provisions
On this submarine
And someone emptied out all the fire extinguishers
And filled them up with gasoline
We've lost all communication
With anyone up above
You got no choice but to love thy neighbor
There's no else here to love
We've all been trapped
Til' the next time we could vote
We've all held hands
On each others' throats
And tho it's been only stormy weather
We can't drift apart
Because we're all stuck here together
But tonight might change our minds
And prove that hope is not a dilussion
Then agian all the bad things done
To human kind were done by humans
Why did god put us in charge of us
We're not even all believers
We might be better off
If we gave the controls to golden retrievers
But we can't split up
That's not what we're about
Besides we tried that once
And look how that turned out
And so for the worse or for the better
Today we got pull the lever
In what just might be our last vote ever
Ah damn my feet are getting wetter
But whatever happens
Tonight we'll all find out together
Now we gotta do it again, everyone. Now more than ever. Our country's on the line.
Mutts will RULE the WORLD !!!
fill the Senate with kittys
Did anyone else realize that the map at 1:06 is from 2012 and NOT 2016?
secondleprechaun I didn’t know it was from 2012, BUT I knew the map was not from 2016. The dead giveaway for me was my home state of Wisconsin being blue, when it went red in 2016... I’ve never been so ashamed to be a Wisconsinite until I heard my state pushed Trump over the edge to win the election and the Presidency!!