Gordon Freeman was in "stasis" for 20 years, and 20 years is around 630,720,000 seconds. The song "Music Sounds Better With You" is 6 minutes and 43 seconds, which is 403 seconds. With this information, we can calculate that if G-Man was vibing on the couch for the entire period of Gordon's stasis, the track "Music Sounds Better With You" played around 1,565,062 times. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
I mean in the actual game iirc Gordon is put in stasis so for him it would feel like basically time travelling 20 years in to the future in a matter of seconds.
My Gordon had total amnesia of the previous game's events and so had no clue what was going on, thought Lamar was cute, more or less stumbled through gunfights while being utterly terrified of everything, and somewhere between Ravenholm and Nova Prospekt snapped, deciding that after wiping out the Combine he was going to declare himself god-king of humanity and decree that every living human would get a de-beaked headcrab for a pet and they would like it.
The fries (inhale) are mine... Mr. Freeman... The fries... are mine... Not that i wish to imply that you were, sneaking towards... my fries. No one is more deserving of a snack, and all the ketchup in the world would have gone to waste until… well… let's just say my hunger has come again. The right fry in the wrong dip can make all the difference… in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and… pass the salt.
Imagine sitting in front of a plate of warm fries for 20 years but never being able to eat them because some weird guy who's otherwise ignoring you keeps hitting your hand away when you reach for them. And there's nowhere else to go and nothing else to do, just you, the fries, and the vibing stranger.
@@ben-chan420 but when your hand is being slapped away by an extradimensional entity with unknowable power, how can you be sure you'll ever have enough of a chance between the slaps to eat any fries at all?
@@twitchstaff4226 iirc adria and the race x is in another alternate universe, since alternate unvierses or timelines are canon, espically with half life alyx essentially confirming it
Gordon: *reaches for a fry* Gman: “No doctor freeman those are my fries” Gordon: “But you haven’t touched them for years” Gman: “I’m getting to it soon- wait did you talk what the fuc-“
@@Brandelwyn oh God like let's say everything is done and they can rest now so Alex is like let's put some music on and it's this track she turns around only to see him having a meltdown.
When I reccommend new players to the series the definitive order is now: HL1 Fabino's Video HL2 EP1 EP2 Alyx Edit: Yes, I left out OF and BS, thats the joke. No, don't play Alyx before HL2, it will make no sense.
The sad part about this is that it explains the relationship between Gordon and G-Man relatively well. Gordon wants one thing but G-Man refuses that wish and proceeds to make him wait until he’s deployed again. But for now, G-Man just sits and waits for that time to come
God, the look on Gordon's face. I've been consuming so much HL content that I actually began to empathize with him. This is his first moment of reprieve after a 48ish hour gauntlet that would exhaust professional soldiers, constantly being shot, stabbed, electrocuted, and performing feats of parkour that would make Mario think twice, then his reward for all this is to sit in a room, alone, covered in his own blood and filth, with no closure as to what's going on and not even knowing if his friends and family are still alive. He looks broken.
I'm going to watch this for 20 years without stop to know how Gordon felt Day 5: The fries have become either dry or soggy. Some are bathing in their own dried grease and some are not. I know the song perfectly. I feel i'm going insane. Day 194: I'm hearing voices I can't stand this anymore I want to cry and scream and yet nothing comes out of my dry throat Year 2, day 49: Year 2, day 247: year 3, day 261: i am going mad
I was so surprised to hear this song lol. For those of you who don't know, it's called Music Sounds better with you. It's by a group called stardust. They only released the one track...well kinda. Stardust was a one off band comprised of Daft punk and a few of their friends.
Freeman: *Took the french fries* Gman: You are great enough to fight an alien civilization with it's high tech bio-engineered army, capable of enslaving humanity.
Is this made in sfm? Because whoever made this is a good at subtle face expression. I dont often see a lot of 3d rendered stuff where the characters don't have to make a single sound and you can already relate, and tell exactly what each one is thinking. Wonderful work.
Imagine they celebrate when the Combine are defeated and everything is over, have a party, and this track is the first one that comes on. Gordon will break.
Gordon Freeman was in "stasis" for 20 years, and 20 years is around 630,720,000 seconds. The song "Music Sounds Better With You" is 6 minutes and 43 seconds, which is 403 seconds. With this information, we can calculate that if G-Man was vibing on the couch for the entire period of Gordon's stasis, the track "Music Sounds Better With You" played around 1,565,062 times. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
I mean in the actual game iirc Gordon is put in stasis so for him it would feel like basically time travelling 20 years in to the future in a matter of seconds.
Where Ted
Thanks
Good god... i really like the song but i assume it gets old eventually...
Amazing
No wonder Gordon was so eager to kill everything as soon as he stepped off that train
was it Gordon tho? i mean, he's not much of a character - just a blank page. maybe it was you who wanted to kill everything. think about that.
My gordon was rather intellectual and restrained but that's the fun of half life
My Gordon had total amnesia of the previous game's events and so had no clue what was going on, thought Lamar was cute, more or less stumbled through gunfights while being utterly terrified of everything, and somewhere between Ravenholm and Nova Prospekt snapped, deciding that after wiping out the Combine he was going to declare himself god-king of humanity and decree that every living human would get a de-beaked headcrab for a pet and they would like it.
@@PsychadelicoDuck so he was apeshit insane
@@guilhermehank4938 Ravenholm was not kind to him.
Gman just straight vibin'
@@fast_mustang9287 ...to lofi
@@fast_mustang9287 20 year vibing playlist to vibe/wait for freeman
[G M A N V I B E]
If you're in a desktop you can right click it an put it on a loop.
Don't know if this helps
I love your profile picture!
The fries (inhale) are mine... Mr. Freeman...
The fries... are mine...
Not that i wish to imply that you were, sneaking towards... my fries. No one is more deserving of a snack, and all the ketchup in the world would have gone to waste until… well… let's just say my hunger has come again. The right fry in the wrong dip can make all the difference… in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and… pass the salt.
That's pretty creative.
@@standardzombie3454 I agree.
Underrated comment
This comment is way too underrated.
Brilliant...
World: *7 hour war, slavery, suffer, extinction
Meanwhile in stasis:
The humans get it easy Gordon is the real one suffering.
Not so insubstantial.
a fan of tyler and valve? want to be friends?
@Old Acc tyler1
@@cer_eal tyrone the inventor
Imagine this for 20 years.
I would just sleep.
pain
No wonder Gordon went mad...
Nice
That's way he is a killing machine 🤣
Those same fries sat in front of freeman for 20 years
Imagine sitting in front of a plate of warm fries for 20 years but never being able to eat them because some weird guy who's otherwise ignoring you keeps hitting your hand away when you reach for them. And there's nowhere else to go and nothing else to do, just you, the fries, and the vibing stranger.
@@DolusVulpes My god...
@@DolusVulpes That's where you ignore the slaps and just start shovelling fries into your face.
Gordon's just too beta to make such a power play
@@ben-chan420 thats how hl2 starts
@@ben-chan420 but when your hand is being slapped away by an extradimensional entity with unknowable power, how can you be sure you'll ever have enough of a chance between the slaps to eat any fries at all?
(G-man slaps Gordon’s hand) HEV suit: “Life signs critical. User death imminent”
I heard that
MEGA SUPER underrated
Morphine administered
emergency! user death imminent.
When I recentley beat half life 1 for the first time, I actualy somehow beat the final boss on 5 health. I felt that comment deeply
It's rude to start eating when Adrian, Alyx, and Barney haven't gotten there yet.
@@twitchstaff4226 Opposing Force is included in Valve Pack so...
@@twitchstaff4226 Adrian is half canon
One of Devs said that
@@twitchstaff4226 iirc adria and the race x is in another alternate universe, since alternate unvierses or timelines are canon, espically with half life alyx essentially confirming it
@@twitchstaff4226 shut up
@@BinhTran-zl9pj shut up
Gordon: *reaches for a fry*
Gman: “No doctor freeman those are my fries”
Gordon: “But you haven’t touched them for years”
Gman: “I’m getting to it soon- wait did you talk what the fuc-“
...
Gordon never talks
I just imagine him with Ross Scott's voice. Freeman's Mind.
@@Onio_Saiyan same
@@Onio_Saiyan I imagined him talking with the Gorgeous Freeman’s voice.
They got seats open for Alyx, Barney and Adrian there.
Hold the hell up who is the fifth one?
It’s for that cat
What cat?
Barney was never held in stasis
@@OldCouches half life: barney!! Duh!!
This would be perfect with Adrian Shepherd too. lol
Twister980 Adrian shepherd is just staring blankly ahead in the distance
It would be even better if Adrian and Gordon were there just waiting and sitting next to each other
Well at least Gordon got out
@Breath of Death Says who?
I love that Shepard is getting more love from the community since half life alyx released. Maybe valve will use him at some point
I feel sorry for Gordon he never ate or drank anything and listened to G-man grooving for year's.
And he never ate when he got back to the real world either just got back to killing and saving humanity
this is the real reason why he never speaks.
Kinda explains the "sleeping on the job"
Probably to the same track. too
@@Brandelwyn oh God like let's say everything is done and they can rest now so Alex is like let's put some music on and it's this track she turns around only to see him having a meltdown.
G-Man isn't listening to a music, he is watching the 7 hours war in his mind.
With the song in the background as Humanity surrenders
> a music
No he is playing Call of duty: Cold war with Houndeye gaming
If THAT is the sound outside of headphones, imagine what it is in them
thats a new kind of torture
@@richardlair6981 Issa vibe tho
@@mil1992 it do be a vibe
@@richardlair6981 fr tho
Man's having his own personal rave in those headphones, bro
There are many unspoken rules of nature in this world my friend,
One of them, is to never mess with another man’s fries.
Some say the fries of our worlds are for sharing, my employers disagree.
Touch my fries and I'll turn you're entire solar system into an asteroid field.
@@yanfei7782 easy there, Palp Pops!
@@bluecaptainIT No. If you specifically touch my fries then the entire galaxy is gonna get double Thanosed.
Daddy why did you eat my fries?
When I reccommend new players to the series the definitive order is now:
HL1
Fabino's Video
HL2
EP1
EP2
Alyx
Edit:
Yes, I left out OF and BS, thats the joke.
No, don't play Alyx before HL2, it will make no sense.
Wheres opposing force and blue shift?
@@almaelma11 Replaced with fabino's video
Alma asked the important question, how can you not recommend opposing force??
she also drains your semen
HL1
HL1 OF
HL1 BS
Fabino's Video
Alyx
HL2
HLE1
HLE2
You forgot hunt down the Freeman
The sad part about this is that it explains the relationship between Gordon and G-Man relatively well. Gordon wants one thing but G-Man refuses that wish and proceeds to make him wait until he’s deployed again. But for now, G-Man just sits and waits for that time to come
Damn
What does Gordon want?
@@captain0159 Fries
@@mathd2291 lmao, not in the video broski, what does he want in the more general sense
@@captain0159 Fries
Point of order, Gordon's HEV suit was recovered by Kleiner, so that means that he spent his whole time in that void area naked.
in scientist coat
That would mean the entirety of point insertion Gordon is naked, which would be unbearably awkward, unless the g-man somehow put clothes on him.
@@insert_username_here HE FITTED HIM WITH A CIVILLIAN SUIT (caps sorry)
not necessarily, his HEV suit in HL1 was MK4 while HL2's suit was the MK5 modified to work with Combine power units
They're the same suit, kleiner upgraded it to make the mk5
This is where Gordon will spend all his time until Half-Life 3 comes out.
Nah, Gordon is out plotting with Eli. This is what Alyx is currently going through.
The animation and the way G-man, a well as freeman act looks so life-like and fluent, beautifully done!
He wasn't FREEman until after
@@denierdev9723 Stop. Stop right now.
@@TheJorgeGuyNah. Friedman.
God, the look on Gordon's face. I've been consuming so much HL content that I actually began to empathize with him. This is his first moment of reprieve after a 48ish hour gauntlet that would exhaust professional soldiers, constantly being shot, stabbed, electrocuted, and performing feats of parkour that would make Mario think twice, then his reward for all this is to sit in a room, alone, covered in his own blood and filth, with no closure as to what's going on and not even knowing if his friends and family are still alive.
He looks broken.
Worse than that he can't eat the fries.
@@themac7915 At least he doesn't have to live in Brazil. Or Mexico. That would be the icing on the cake.
And the man can’t even have one DAMN FRY!
@@TheOneAndOnlyZeno Gman wouldn't let him even have one lick of that icing, much less the cake 🤣
@@TheOneAndOnlyZeno shitty ass "joke" but cool channel
This is canon and you can't prove me wrong
Gordon is wearing the mark V hev suit seen in half life 2 and episodes. In half life he wears the mark IV
@@spider1234567789 hes also not from 1998
Always has been javier
No no he's got a point
@@spider1234567789 And in Half-Life G-Man has fewer vertices and edges than the default cube in Blender, point?
00:41 that face he makes, I feel that
Oh yeah, the favorite part of the song
I'm going to watch this for 20 years without stop to know how Gordon felt
Day 5: The fries have become either dry or soggy. Some are bathing in their own dried grease and some are not. I know the song perfectly.
I feel i'm going insane.
Day 194:
I'm hearing voices
I can't stand this anymore
I want to cry and scream and yet nothing comes out of my dry throat
Year 2, day 49:
Year 2, day 247:
year 3, day 261:
i am going mad
Damn
You know the life, it is going on so, you should do whatever you want to do but, be careful though.
Gordon didn't hear song, lol.
youtube might die before you finish this, or copyright will rip this apart like vultures in the future. If you are actually doing this.
I was so surprised to hear this song lol. For those of you who don't know, it's called Music Sounds better with you. It's by a group called stardust. They only released the one track...well kinda. Stardust was a one off band comprised of Daft punk and a few of their friends.
First time I heard it was on Gta V's radio.
What a missed opportunity lol
I’ve always known it as “that one really catchy song on GTA 5 radio.”
One of my all time favorites, about the same age as HL1 actually
it's a shame that's one of the only songs they ever released
when i jack a car in gta 5 and the other passenger is still in the car:
Your torturing him
The fun shit is that this song "Music sounds better with you" is in gta v radio
@@petersinkworking6198 oh god...
@@petersinkworking6198 really? Which channel?
@@fuckinantipope5511 Non-Stop FM
G-Man has some fine taste in music
Music tastes guava juice
Gordon is like: "Man i should took a leave at that day"
*Man i should just keep sleeping that day
G-Man: The vice principal
Gordon: me in the office waiting for detention to end
Let him eat anything other than Breen water and grubs.
@@egesanl1 soda!
@@wolframyt4494 *soda could help you see better*
@@wolframyt4494 Soda helps you see faster.
@@jonathansmithers2763 faster!?
Hopefully the water makes him forget about what happened in stasis
LOL thought that was part of the joke.
Keep it up Hoagie Boss
it was too incomprehensible lmao
No wonder gordon looks like he vomited the night before in the official HL2 artwork
"The aliens are here! We've been compromised!"
"Spit it out corporal"
*"Oh captain we are so fucked"*
Hunt down the Refund
Freeman: *Took the french fries*
Gman: You are great enough to fight an alien civilization with it's high tech bio-engineered army, capable of enslaving humanity.
Gee, thanks:(
Love that song.
It loves you.
Nobody cares about your degenerate music addiction
@@robertkiestov3734 Jesus, the hate is real. Nice troll
Xurikyo Are you a child? Not everyone who disagrees with you is a troll. Grow up.
@@robertkiestov3734 dude it was just an opinion, everyone is allowed to like their own type of music
...stuck in the void....and lefted with a vibing man
"The music sounds better with you."
Just don't touch the fries.
Meanwhile on earth: *death, destruction, hell, alien invasion*
Meanwhile with gman: *vibe*
Alte st ksri he s alive
Imagine having fries that were somehow kept warm for 20 years placed in front of you, that you could not eat.
"FOR GOD SAKE, CAN I HAVE A SINGLE FRY?" "No." "ONCE I'M OUTTA HERE, EVERYONE'S DYING."
WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS THE ACTUAL HELL
Adrian's looking at Gordon from beyond be like:
"So close yet so far."
For gods sake freeman. Just punch him and take all the fries
Dang the "Music sounds better with you" song brings me such good times in gta 5
"There are several sacred things in this world that you don't ever mess with. One of them happens to be another man's fries."
Can we get more sfm videos with Gman and Gordon where Gordon just looks fucking done
Gordon exhausted:(
"Music Sounds Better With You" is always a bomb to listen to, I often listen to it in the car with my mother.
That detail! Look very carefully at the shadow on the right side of the table here 0:46
But little did Freeman know, the legendary French Fries held the key to all of G-man's power...
Gman: me when im doing anything on the pc
Gordon: my cousin trying to get in my snack
*RIP DAFT PUNK :(*
I've been stuck on this video for 1 hour and 22 minutes. Wtf...
The song is catchy and Gordon is not able to get those fries
Poor freeman. He just wanted a fry.
f for respects
Just chill mister Freeman, just chill...
I hate how fucking accurate this is to how I look on the subway listening to that song with headphones.
Imagine living through this for 20 years.
G-man: No one is more deserving of a rest-
Gordon: Cool, can I have those fries now?
Shepard: *Watches sadly from outside the Dinner through the window.*
I think a quarter of these views are from me, can't stop watching this.
Seriously one of my all time favorite tracks, was a nice surprise to hear it come on
Is this made in sfm? Because whoever made this is a good at subtle face expression. I dont often see a lot of 3d rendered stuff where the characters don't have to make a single sound and you can already relate, and tell exactly what each one is thinking. Wonderful work.
thank you for introducing me to the song that i just cant get bored of
this is now my head canon
Fries and Shine, Mr. Freeman.
this doesn't have enough views
There's never enough views.
Thanks for making me listen to all of Daft Punks songs again. It's been a while.
And do not dare to tell me this is not Daft Punk. It has one half of Daft Punk in it and you can hear it all over the pieces.
It's basically Daft Punk
@@THEPIECRAB basically but not technically. Technically it is only 50% Daft Punk.
GMan smiling and vibing is... kind of calming.
Gordon tried to interrupt G-Man's vibe
@MahName HanSolo121 it’s the long game
Honestly, every SFM featuring G-Man is of the utmost confusing randomness quality
I wish I could feel as chill as Gman just once in my life
this song started playing on the radio at work and all i could think about was this video
if you loop the video it looks like Gordon indefinitely tries over and over to get dem fries
It would be so funny if G-Man was wearing those cat-ear headphones
The look of agony on freeman's face is incredible
I had to like immediately. Your taste in music is impeccable.
the choice of not putting a sound effect when he slapped his hand away makes this 10 times better
Gordon got his hands slapped because he didn't wash his hands, with all those germs from Xen fauna on his hands..
Listening to Stardust for 20 years... Yeah, can't knock the man for it, I'd probably do the same
I can ever so faintly hear Ross's voice say "Who does this guy think ne is?" as freeman
I like to imagine that this has been repeating every once in a while for the past 20 years, this is Freemans 27th time trying
I like to think after a while they play chest but since its the gman, gordon is having lots of problem
Poor Gordon, forever stuck in Limbo 'cause Half-Life 2 will never come out.
I'm about to do my greatest nerd impression yet
☝🤓 Um actually, Half-life 2 already came out. I think you mean Half-life 3
Gordon cries for he, can't even get the fries.
There's bars between the chairs so he can't even take a nap.
*That is just cruel.*
He can sleep on the ground. It may not be as cushiony as the chairs, but at lease it's flat
He could even possibly take the cushions off of the chairs and put them on the floor
Finaly i know how gman and freeman would look in hl3
I like when random YT recommended video introduces you to a good music. Thanks.
Fun fact; this song was produced and recorded by Daft Punk way back in '98
This is so well done. I really appreciate it. Thanks.
When you must wait 'till someone tells you to release the Freeman or get the Vance.
When getting that French fry was rejected...
I felt that
This song
It gives me flashbacks of 2014 and og gta online
I watch it every time before going to bed, I would never stop wtching this video. never
I want you to know that I heard this song in a shop a few days ago and this video is ALL i could think of
The literal definition of purgatory.
This is literally me hearing this song for the first time lmao
What song is it? It's nice
@@amberwamber8329 It's "Music Sounds Better With You" by Stardust
halflife 3 confirmed Gordon eats a french fry
Imagine they celebrate when the Combine are defeated and everything is over, have a party, and this track is the first one that comes on. Gordon will break.
I love how half life machinima has returned in a new and improved manner.
I made a G man Vr Chat avatar with headphones, stardust music playing and spawnable fries, soon I’m going to make a video, stay tuned!
Can see why Gordon when a such a rampage when he got out
He didn't, at first, want to kill everyone. He was simply wondering what had happened, when he was dragged into killing the combine by Barney.
Gordon falls asleep once and gets told to wake up and smell the ashes without his H.E.V. Suit
I think this might be my favorite video
I need a movie staring Hugh Laurie as Gordon and Willem Dafoe as GMan
williem dafoe hits so Accurate
in Gman and hugh laurie