Sebastian Maniscalco - Making Friends (Why Would You Do That?)

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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2020
  • Haven’t made a new friend in 8 months...
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  • @massabielle2821
    @massabielle2821 3 года назад +382

    “Saturday night on my night off? Everyone a stranger? Ya! Sure!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @katmonaco3167
    @katmonaco3167 3 года назад +35

    “...they came to the door as a couple, that bothered me...just send one representative to the door...”
    I’m dead. 😂😂😂

  • @Grace8381
    @Grace8381 3 года назад +355

    “I think I formally met my dad when I was 18 years old” 😅

    • @andrecato2261
      @andrecato2261 3 года назад +3

      Brilliant

    • @nicselectronics81
      @nicselectronics81 3 года назад +2

      I saw the mask for 39 years

    • @sjinzaar
      @sjinzaar 3 года назад +6

      I met mine a bit earlier... when i was 16. He gave me a ride to school on his way to work...

    • @scottmullins87
      @scottmullins87 2 года назад +2

      Everything growing down there ? Hand ✋ gesturing on his crotch . LOL 😆

  • @laurenl.3735
    @laurenl.3735 3 года назад +528

    “I have an allergic reaction to people I don’t like”
    Same

  • @dragonfly5665q
    @dragonfly5665q 3 года назад +121

    "it's her couple. she gotta talk em up!" 😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻

  • @Chlo-ee
    @Chlo-ee 3 года назад +181

    “Just send one representative to the door” 🤣

  • @valleya6114
    @valleya6114 3 года назад +315

    They came to the door as a couple... (Bloop) That bothered me... Love that line!

  • @jakey7813
    @jakey7813 Год назад +8

    “They both came to the door….that bothered me” I never felt anything so relatable lmfaoooo

  • @Grace8381
    @Grace8381 3 года назад +94

    “Everybody’s gonna be a stranger?” 😂

  • @keithallver2450
    @keithallver2450 3 года назад +641

    His expressions and mannerisms are as funny as the stories he tells.

    • @thezdbailey
      @thezdbailey 3 года назад +13

      Oh yeah. Dude works on his craft for sure.

    • @jcbulldog533
      @jcbulldog533 3 года назад +9

      Yes,they are..He kills it everytime.. I think the way he does, especially the part when he says just send one representative to the door!! Hilarious 😀😅😂

    • @thezdbailey
      @thezdbailey 3 года назад +1

      @Dio Black It's a cup. With dirt in it.....

    • @anthonyariola9884
      @anthonyariola9884 3 года назад +4

      Yeah it’s so different nowadays people are more antisocial it has a lot to do with the internet and this stupid virus,people are zooming and Facebooking and texting....I grew up in the 70’s and 80’s,where you were able to talk to each other face to face,the internet sucks,killed the world,look at Amazon and Uber technology....they put everyone out of business

    • @michaelmindiola5810
      @michaelmindiola5810 3 года назад +1

      Are you aware that this guys entire schtick is a cheap imitation of Andrew Dice-Clay 20 years ago?

  • @jonmonte9977
    @jonmonte9977 3 года назад +47

    I'm Italian...we must all think alike..lol. I even have the angry resting face .lol

  • @five-forty3431
    @five-forty3431 3 года назад +16

    "I'm your Father..." 😂😂😂

  • @jasonlommen4769
    @jasonlommen4769 3 года назад +213

    His material is great, but it’s the way he delivers it that makes it so dam funny!! Love this guy 😂

    • @carolmarkel9171
      @carolmarkel9171 2 года назад

      Like Hoover?

    • @lt7952
      @lt7952 2 года назад +2

      I totally agree u, he is hilarious

    • @xXxALeXFuTexBaLxXx
      @xXxALeXFuTexBaLxXx 2 года назад +1

      For real he makes his story come to life 😂😂😂

  • @paleamigo8575
    @paleamigo8575 3 года назад +6

    "Gino's at home with the kids..."🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jeweliedear
    @Jeweliedear 3 года назад +8

    "Everything going okay? Puberty? Growing?"
    😂
    Love the Lana and female roleplaying voices

    • @virgoalchemist9235
      @virgoalchemist9235 2 года назад +1

      The way he puts his hand over his heart 🤣😂 this guy is hilarious

  • @IamSweetViolet
    @IamSweetViolet 11 месяцев назад +16

    He is SO good at physical comedy!! it brings his stories to life!

  • @ghostmusic769
    @ghostmusic769 3 года назад +38

    When Bill Burr says this guy has it, you have to check him out. Glad I did...

  • @carolbenson6524
    @carolbenson6524 3 года назад +179

    Wish he was on tv every night...we need this comedy now!!

    • @brakesforsnakes757
      @brakesforsnakes757 3 года назад +3

      I'm glad he's not actually, I've found that when things get too familiar in life we lose interest.

    • @Josiah_Hicks
      @Josiah_Hicks 3 года назад

      @@brakesforsnakes757 yeah

    • @Josiah_Hicks
      @Josiah_Hicks 3 года назад +2

      @@brakesforsnakes757 love the guy tho

    • @brakesforsnakes757
      @brakesforsnakes757 3 года назад

      @@Josiah_Hicks Same here, I saw him open for Dane Cook around 11 years ago and that started it for me.

  • @stephenjstclair
    @stephenjstclair 3 года назад +74

    "He's a stay at home Dad." Physical comedy follows. Finding Sebastian on youtube is the BEST thing that happened to me during this pandemic.

    • @zacharydariel5982
      @zacharydariel5982 2 года назад +1

      instaBlaster.

    • @dernafri47
      @dernafri47 2 года назад

      Same thing for me, his body language, while he’s performing, is just pure art

    • @Boogy816
      @Boogy816 2 года назад

      I would've done the exact same thing at moment 😂

    • @RyanPowerhouse
      @RyanPowerhouse 2 года назад

      Try Katt Williams and Jim Gaffigan

  • @oghash4912
    @oghash4912 3 года назад +63

    The damn hand gestures 🤣 yes u r Italian

  • @Gavriel-og6jv
    @Gavriel-og6jv 3 года назад +45

    He is a genius, he says it as it is.

  • @sandracaradori7934
    @sandracaradori7934 3 года назад +397

    Love your humor. I was married to an Italian. I tragically lost him 30 years ago. You remind me of him. ❤️💕

    • @KarinaKayy
      @KarinaKayy 3 года назад +3

      😍😍😍

    • @mrr7634
      @mrr7634 3 года назад +17

      Did you ever look for him? I mean if his lost.

    • @mitkomadzunkov5752
      @mitkomadzunkov5752 3 года назад +38

      @@mrr7634 You are a moron. He died. That is what she meant by " I tragically lost him 30 years ago". Idk if you are joking or not but I'm just clarifying.

    • @joemusten
      @joemusten 3 года назад

      @AznaDiamondReads * yj

    • @daveg4236
      @daveg4236 3 года назад +1

      @@mrr7634 oh Damn

  • @cruise021302
    @cruise021302 3 года назад +18

    I love his impersonations of his Italian family. Hilarious! 🤣

  • @DanStratocaster1
    @DanStratocaster1 3 года назад +23

    “In my head I’m like, .....sounds terrible”. Yes! “ they came to the door as a couple, that bothers me“. AGAIN YES! This is why I have no friends

  • @LydiaHarper1019
    @LydiaHarper1019 3 года назад +68

    The look when he hears "stay at home father." Gee, wonder why she would save that tidbit for when they were in the car, already committed to the drive over... :)

  • @TABZ_-qx3sg
    @TABZ_-qx3sg 3 года назад +16

    He's so underrated

  • @aaronthiagarajan
    @aaronthiagarajan Год назад +11

    He can do jokes just with car steering movements act. Brilliant.

  • @alyciac5086
    @alyciac5086 3 года назад +105

    He makes me smile & laugh so hard when I’m having a Shitty day 😂😂🙏🏻🙏🏻😎😎❤️❤️

  • @warbirdwf
    @warbirdwf 3 года назад +562

    I think a lot of Americans are becoming anti-social, homebodies. Your hilarious skit of "when the doorbell rings today vs. 20 years ago" is so on point. In my neighborhood, the only time you see a neighbor is when the garage door opens, they back out and then drive away. It's a 50-50 shot that they even wave back at ya!😂Kids playing outside? Forget about it.. I miss the days of neighbors socializing, shooting the bull and kids ding dong ditching the grumpy neighbor!

    • @brennyhughes7251
      @brennyhughes7251 3 года назад +8

      Yeah with what’s going on in the world right now I feel bad for comedians that’s had to stay home so much violence in the streets some virus that nobody knows what to do about hanging out with people. ya know?

    • @platobach8309
      @platobach8309 3 года назад +17

      Becoming more anti-social... It should be called ‘anti-social media’.

    • @onlyallegra
      @onlyallegra 3 года назад +4

      Yup. I have neighbors I met on the app Nextdoor and I have never met or seen them in person. When I get home I go inside. Probably should get to know them soon.

    • @StolenPixel
      @StolenPixel 3 года назад +13

      It’s cause the media used constant news to scare people with kidnappings and murders and people feel outside is dangerous

    • @onlyallegra
      @onlyallegra 3 года назад +13

      @@StolenPixel Umm, where I used to live there was: shootings, murders, arson, theft, vandelism, and I had a neighbor knock on our door in the middle of the night asking me to call the cops on her boyfriend. He slammed her head into our front door and made threats. I held her back in the house as my parents called the police. She changed her mind trying to run back over there. He threatened to kill her baby and had a gun. Luckily the police came when she left. I do not need news to scare me. I did not even live on the bad side of town. Just goes to show you, the world is not the same.

  • @kmstins
    @kmstins 3 года назад +44

    😄😆😅🤣 Oh my gosh! Ok I had to pause at "Gino's at home with the kid." That's definitely not in the realm of reality for us "old timers". 😉 Thanks for another good laugh in our hum drum day Sebastian. 😂👏👍

    • @kmstins
      @kmstins 3 года назад +2

      @@mondoshredder5783 😁 Nope. My dad was 100% Swedish and always at work. So this is not an Italian thing. Sebastian could've easily said "Ingvar's at home with the kid." 😉😄😅😆

    • @ivandaniels5021
      @ivandaniels5021 3 года назад

      @@kmstins 😅😅

    • @ivandaniels5021
      @ivandaniels5021 3 года назад

      @@kmstins WOW ♥️♥️ YOUR PHOTO IS SO BEAUTIFUL ♥️ HELLO BEAUTY IM IVAN
      HOW DO YOU DO
      CAN WE CHAT ? ♥️

  • @amyjohnson8607
    @amyjohnson8607 3 года назад +222

    It's ok to be an introvert 😁.

    • @thomasmitchell4128
      @thomasmitchell4128 3 года назад +9

      Yes it is, Amy.

    • @stephO914
      @stephO914 3 года назад +9

      Amen to that!

    • @Chaosgummi
      @Chaosgummi 3 года назад +7

      Yes it is. And I love it.

    • @Razi98
      @Razi98 3 года назад +9

      I would say it's great, especially with the technology we have today

    • @Miakel
      @Miakel 3 года назад +29

      Introverts Unite!
      In our own homes, not together or anything.

  • @kyffhazard6823
    @kyffhazard6823 2 года назад +3

    "...but not everything's an argument" Gem of wisdom here. Sometimes you just gotta let it go. Voicing your concerns is fine and healthy, but love can be silent as well.

    • @wcgl5595
      @wcgl5595 2 года назад

      What are you talking about?

    • @kyffhazard6823
      @kyffhazard6823 2 года назад

      @@wcgl5595 you don't always need to voice your side of the argument. sometimes, you just let it go, let the other person say whatever they want.

  • @orlandocordova8818
    @orlandocordova8818 3 года назад +20

    He's got to be one of THE GREAT ONES! I knew it the first time I saw him yrs ago!

  • @foxopossum
    @foxopossum 3 года назад +31

    Love love love his accent and mannerisms🤣🤣 and how he talks about his family ♥️

  • @fernandosalas8589
    @fernandosalas8589 3 года назад +28

    Yea my dad too was always at work I felt I grew up alone when he retired that's when we started to talk, I thought he was going to tell me about the birds and the bees at age 21😁.

    • @fefetegs8994
      @fefetegs8994 3 года назад +2

      Lmao😂😎Italians r mean lol

  • @pauladavis506
    @pauladavis506 3 года назад +5

    Yeah... Turning that steering antic: he's a stay home dad... LMB!!!😆😆🤣

  • @rondj1965
    @rondj1965 3 года назад +2

    This man is a LEGEND. Funniest man alive.

  • @anleverlfixedlmark
    @anleverlfixedlmark 3 года назад +12

    "...I feel it; I itch!!" YAAAAS! LOVE HIM

  • @lindamac1779
    @lindamac1779 3 года назад +10

    I love it when he talks about his father!!

  • @southernsass2937
    @southernsass2937 3 года назад +17

    Damn funny!
    Love when he talks about Lana😂😍

  • @vishnuvardhan3251
    @vishnuvardhan3251 3 года назад +8

    i just had a heart attack laughing at your jokes. The medics dont believe me. I am not complaining. I love you man.

  • @donnadepascale15
    @donnadepascale15 3 года назад +22

    I just love his mannerism, his facial expressions and his content of different things. You're one of the best!!!!

  • @parispoet
    @parispoet 2 года назад +2

    "Came to the door as a couple.. (Boom mic sound) that bothered me!" LOL...classic!! That would be me! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @wcgl5595
      @wcgl5595 2 года назад +1

      One of the best lines

  • @GinoHawkins
    @GinoHawkins 3 года назад +4

    Hey, I'm not at home with the kids!!! haha 😂😂

  • @sandisrekis9878
    @sandisrekis9878 10 месяцев назад +2

    Sebastian is the type of person I wish I could be!
    Screw other people, couples and such.
    Let me be ME for the weekend!

  • @l.p.6172
    @l.p.6172 3 года назад +2

    The steering wheel move🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @papagrounds
    @papagrounds 10 месяцев назад +4

    Seb has to be an ambivert! We are social but we need a lot of time to recharge from unknown people so I can relate 100% of his thought process in this bit. Brilliant!

  • @Gortzz
    @Gortzz 2 года назад +2

    They came to the door as a couple 😂😂💀

  • @ER-uy7ct
    @ER-uy7ct 2 года назад +2

    If you are a relatively clean comic, you HAVE to be funny. Which means you are actually funny and have talent. Thank you!

  • @juanramirez6251
    @juanramirez6251 3 года назад +6

    Italian gesturing on overdrive. Hands, feet, whole body, everything..., well almost everything gets used.

  • @melissaszarka5718
    @melissaszarka5718 3 года назад +6

    An allergic reaction to people I don’t like!!!! I love that

  • @karenhummel49
    @karenhummel49 3 года назад +43

    He is my favorite comedian! Can't stop laughing!

  • @marierooney6664
    @marierooney6664 3 года назад +3

    No.....Gino doesn't work. He's at home watching Pepa Pig with the kids...

  • @Lincoln8Echo
    @Lincoln8Echo 2 года назад +5

    A modern day comedic genius God bless you brother your awsome

  • @rosannacellini2158
    @rosannacellini2158 3 года назад +10

    Sabastian is comedy gold!
    He is just hilarious! His wife Lana is so cute and pleasant. Opposites 😂💞

  • @MsAnna47
    @MsAnna47 2 года назад

    "I'm you father... I'm YOUR FAATTHER ... everything goin' okay? ... everything growin' okay? LOLOLOL

  • @mark1h2023
    @mark1h2023 2 года назад +1

    Bill Burr and this guy are the best.

  • @steveeb00
    @steveeb00 3 года назад +27

    *That's got to be the most ridiculous shirt since Seinfeld's Puffy Shirt.*

    • @lovelove326
      @lovelove326 3 года назад +1

      It’s an homage to his days as a Waiter before he made it big.

    • @anitagee3362
      @anitagee3362 3 года назад

      Matches his shoes 😆

    • @diodoruscronus
      @diodoruscronus 3 года назад +3

      Its part of the joke.
      Jokes on you

  • @lewisamberg4640
    @lewisamberg4640 2 года назад +35

    Although I am Jewish, I grew up in an Italian/Irish neighborhood - yes it was tough for me - but I love the way this dude portrays Italians in his humor and comedy. It really is as he says it is in an Italian family and you have a father from the old school 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @AylaFMD
      @AylaFMD 2 года назад +1

      Why was it tough for you?

    • @Aaronjames2007
      @Aaronjames2007 Год назад +3

      @@AylaFMD being around good food lol

  • @kun6fupanda
    @kun6fupanda 3 года назад +15

    You keep me sane in this day of the pandemic. One video a day. Like a mental health vitamin.

  • @faridmejia5820
    @faridmejia5820 4 месяца назад

    😂😂😂😂the reaction at stay at home dad lmfaooo absolutely hilarious

  • @hfled
    @hfled 7 месяцев назад

    Lol…when he made that u-turn, I felt that! 😂

  • @Knoxentld
    @Knoxentld Год назад

    "They came to the door as a couple. That bothered me."😅😂😂😂😂 3:24

  • @MicheleB4506
    @MicheleB4506 3 года назад +2

    Lol 😂👍🏻 Same thing in my house, Sebastian. Pop was Always working! My father was an old world textile weaver and designer; a Spider! 😆🗽With two older brothers, I was daddy’s little girl. RIP, Pop. He was my hero. My mother did mother duties, pop was the Boss! 🤣😘
    He taught our German Shepherd to delicately scoop Artichoke leaves! He got into making homemade gnocchi and our dining room table was once covered with them! Lol 😁😋
    Oh, how I miss the good old days. Italian fathers, IMHO, the best on this planet! God bless you, sir. Don’t Ever change! 😘

  • @2TMarie
    @2TMarie 2 года назад +1

    My family is Northern Italian, and growing up we were very social, as far as formal parties and crowded dinner sit downs with some of thee best food and lots of drinking!!

  • @luge1962
    @luge1962 3 года назад +23

    Love you brother. Thank you for making us laugh through all this bullshit. 🇺🇸🇮🇹

  • @sukran96
    @sukran96 3 года назад +1

    "...in my head it sounds terrible...:" ))))

  • @roberthungerson5790
    @roberthungerson5790 3 года назад +1

    Don’t know where I’ve been, but I just discovered this gentleman recently. F’n genius.

  • @GoldenPear
    @GoldenPear 3 года назад +13

    Thank you for always making me laugh! 😂

  • @nicholasstanley8787
    @nicholasstanley8787 2 года назад

    Stay at home dad = bust a u’ey! Love it!!! Chewin the invisible gum. Pahahahahaha!

  • @smartman123
    @smartman123 2 года назад +11

    love the classy old fashioned comedy this man is a legend

  • @sagarthakkar900
    @sagarthakkar900 3 года назад +2

    His facial expressions are priceless

  • @brentj.peterson6070
    @brentj.peterson6070 Год назад +1

    Daaammm Sebastian is a good looking man

  • @patriciahunt6970
    @patriciahunt6970 2 года назад +1

    Where have you been? I just found you and I think you are especially hilarious! Unique. Fresh. Clean. God Bless you and thank you!

  • @bakersparadise2579
    @bakersparadise2579 3 года назад +1

    Just send one representative to the door 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SpadeCaller
    @SpadeCaller 11 месяцев назад

    Hardest workin' man in da business, right der, cuzz.

  • @mauricedorreboom5388
    @mauricedorreboom5388 3 года назад +5

    I saw this guy many, many moons ago on a Just For Laughs special and he was one of the funniest guys there. He and Jimeoin were hilarious. Both should be more well known names by now.

  • @kevinduffy3684
    @kevinduffy3684 3 года назад +4

    Why couldn't I have found out about you 10 years ago ....
    Thank you for saving Comedy !
    👍🔥💯%😂💥❤

  • @greenalien8503
    @greenalien8503 3 года назад +2

    8 months?
    Those are rookie numbers 😤😤

  • @drunkchardom5311
    @drunkchardom5311 2 года назад

    2:46 Fix me up 😂 love Sebastian

  • @parispoet
    @parispoet 2 года назад +1

    This is the absolute FUNNIEST comedian I have ever seen!!! I crack up at his stories!! 😂 His mannerisms, delivery, his animations...oh my gosh!! "A stay at home dad..." facial expression!! I am DYING!! I watch his videos EVERYDAY!! I LOVE when he does his father's or wife's voice!! You are the BEST Sebastian! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MarquisVonMonster
    @MarquisVonMonster 3 года назад +1

    Hearing Sebastian talk about Italian families makes me realize Italian Americans and African Americans aren’t so different. I didn’t really “meet” my dad till I was 22. Before that he was working for 21 years keeping me fed🤣

  • @pattimclure2235
    @pattimclure2235 3 года назад +4

    We need you on tv every night. Your humour is soooo needed thru this covid 💩 crap !!!!

  • @romanstravels6390
    @romanstravels6390 3 года назад +4

    I don’t usually crack a smile at internet Stand up but this one made me laugh 😂

  • @repaleonhalo9754
    @repaleonhalo9754 2 года назад

    I keep rewinding the Im your father!! Haha my favorite

  • @jenniesmith1106
    @jenniesmith1106 Год назад

    Mr. M., you make me even prouder to be Italian!

  • @debradonato5659
    @debradonato5659 9 месяцев назад +1

    I
    Love your comedy
    💚🇮🇹🇮🇹♥️💪💪

  • @campar1043
    @campar1043 3 года назад +3

    "i have an allergic reaction to people i dont like, right away i twitch"

  • @mariafaticone3643
    @mariafaticone3643 3 года назад +3

    We grew up just like you funny as hell my parents and there friends I love your comedy I always watch your videos 😊

  • @SicilianSVT
    @SicilianSVT 3 года назад +2

    Haha im your father. Puberty? Every good? Everything growing!?😂😂😂😂

  • @ericbarkewitz7586
    @ericbarkewitz7586 2 года назад

    Jerry Seinfeld in the crowd for this show makes me think they could be friends if not related lol

  • @mamalamapoontay3339
    @mamalamapoontay3339 3 года назад

    This guy is a comedian! Why am I not laughing?????????

  • @deanmcdiarmid7068
    @deanmcdiarmid7068 2 года назад +1

    When i was 7 my dad died. I came home from school and my cousin in his 20's broke the news to me. I remember my response, I said " you mean the guy who lived with us" true story.

  • @wcgl5595
    @wcgl5595 2 года назад

    And he’s a clean comedian…no cursing and hysterical…perfect

  • @margogarrison2526
    @margogarrison2526 3 года назад +9

    🙏👌😂😂😂. Straight to "comedy" playlist!
    Brilliant!!!
    I watched Sebastian Says: so good! We need good shows with good strong characters we can invest in that are fun, not these unoriginal cookie cutter people we're all trying to escape from!😂.

    • @ivandaniels5021
      @ivandaniels5021 3 года назад

      WOW ♥️♥️ YOUR PHOTO IS SO BEAUTIFUL ♥️ HELLO BEAUTY IM IVAN
      HOW DO YOU DO
      CAN WE CHAT ? ♥️

  • @malvenachristianmusicbaxte8830
    @malvenachristianmusicbaxte8830 3 года назад +3

    I just adore each posted story!! Sebastian is like coming home to the old neighborhood!!! Thank you for a well needed laugh!!

  • @princejohn6560
    @princejohn6560 3 года назад +1

    I only heard of this guy for the first time yesterday and have watched about 20 of his videos so far. Brilliant

  • @uncleblack7322
    @uncleblack7322 3 года назад +3

    Your Crazy..that's why, I love what ya do...GREAT

  • @randywebb7052
    @randywebb7052 2 года назад

    "Gino's at home with the kids. No. H doesn't work. He's gone with Pepe" LOL

  • @DamageLLC
    @DamageLLC 3 года назад +2

    You're a genius to keep reposting videos and giving it a different name so we watch over and over again. I ain't mad though, you make my day and I love these clips! Keep up the great work. Fan from the Boogie Down Bronx.