I found my net worth
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- Опубликовано: 24 окт 2023
- This has been a really bad couple months so I’m glad that I made this and can check in and try to be funny and interesting at least.
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some thoughts:
- Hi
- i forgot to say something important in the beginning of this video so I ended up saying at the end
- there’s a part in this video where my feet are shown and I just want to get out of ahead of any comments and say that I know one of my big toes is really long. Does anyone else’s toenails grow longer on one side. Sorry if I made you gag.
- isn’t it crazy how much camera angles can change your looks? Like at the beginning of this video not even in a rude way to myself but I look lopsided. and then when the angle changes or I back up a little bit in my chair, it’s not so bad.
-my nose is red because I have challenging allergies
-my birthday is on June 26th every year
- I felt so accomplished after making this that I cleaned my turtle tank and now it looks great. but like everything else it will probably fall apart.
how old is turtle?
Not often but probably cause theyre on the outer length, each nail but yes sounds weirdly cool to discribe.
Hows Rodeo Jones doing!!! Watching the vid as i type this. Love u mkay bye
Drew monson, brunette male here to cure my depression 😌
Lmao Drew reading this made me audibly laugh, also I hope rodeo jones is doing well :)
Hi! This is sugar daddy. Supporting my little princess.
that’s so sweet
Good man 🫡
I'm just a Grandmother from Australia but I think your a truly sweet soul and how could anyone not love you. World is a cruel place but your making your mark on the universe. That's something to be real proud of. Keep being you 😊
I can’t believe a grandmother from Australia is talking to me I’m star struck…Thank you!!!
@drewmonson2 I love watching your content. You're doing a great job. Being unique and kind spirited in a world of copies is a blessing. You have friends all over the world
This is the cutest interaction
I'm a grandmother too Drew! Hey that rhymes lol. Sadly though I'm not from some exotic country with Koalas and Kangaroos 😢 I'm from Virginia, USA. Here we only have opposums and rednecks!! 😂 I am also new to your channel, been here like 6 months. I LOVE you so much and honestly wish I could have sessions with you daily! Your GREAT!! I have "Hey There Drewlila!" stuck in my head and my one lopsided toecold!!
Drew would you ever go on Trisha paytas’ podcast?
yes that was funny, drew! yes that was funny, drew! yes that was funny, drew! yes that was funny, drew! yes that was funny, drew!
/gen
"what happened to sugar daddy, is he gay?" actually caught me off guard and made me laugh so hard... thank you drew!
my headphones say “please charging 🥺👉👈” , and i always think, girl you’d be saving so much battery if you stopped telling me that!!! i get it!!!
Hmm, you aren't wrong 😅
My old headphones did that, then they just completely stopped working. I used them for like a year and those things were like not super cheap (in price. in quality...😬) idk that kinda pissed me off 😭
Please Drew don’t ever stop posting, your mind is so beautiful and it calms me down
he will retire
I agree with you. He calms my mind as well.
I second this
@@user-mr9ff2zl4lhe’s only 20 something calm down lol
Drew I actually laughed out loud several times during this video. Thanks for being you.
I’m ready for my money. Please increase my net worth Mr Monson. Oh please oh please!
Watching you is like watching the inside of my brain
Good or bad
good duhhhhh😁
@@drewmonson2normally I find that watching the inside of my own brain is kinda bad but somehow when you're saying the things inside my brain it's good, and it makes me feel more good about my brain. Tha
@@drewmonson2thats exactly what i thought
@@drewmonson2 yes
"i know i seem a little angry today, it's because i'm mad" yaaaassss drew you're always putting indescribable feelings into words 👏👏👏
made me laugh so hard
Texted my sister "new drew" as soon as I saw this video was up
That’s really nice to hear
funny moments because i love drew !!
(p.s im missing drew’s little British son and i hope he reappears soon)
2:52 - ‘nobody looks at us in the eyes’
2:57 - ‘i dont even think they want to play with eachother’
3:22 - ‘watch yourself !’
4:00 - ‘said something horrific and unforgivable about you and your family’
6:06 - ‘my haters will be glad to know’
6:29 - ‘revealing something about you that you thought that nobody would ever be able to find out about and i cant do that to you right now, not while cancer is in retrograde’
7:10 - ‘get over yourself’
7:13 - ‘let me know if im a good person’
‘if i did something bad or nvm dont talk to me’
8:13 - ‘shut up like stop thats not funny, like why do you think thats funny its literally not’
10:39 - ‘are you scared’
10:45 - ‘sorry that YOU got confused, sorry that YOURE scared, that YOURE gay maybe sugar daddy should have an article’
11:39 - the whole bluetooth woman voice rant
13:31 - ‘tufted tit mouse o’clock’
15:39 - ‘hey there drew’
15:51 - ‘more like plain white jerk, what the heck is wrong with you sir’
19:18 - ‘think about him abusing me with trumpet behaviour’
19:48 - ‘i shouldn’t be making fun of you’
21:39 - ‘look at you sleeping’
21:58 - ‘that sounded really good’
25:05 - ‘i’m freaking hot you have no idea what temperature it is in here’
25:52 - ‘id be smiling right now’
26:04 - ‘it attacked me?’
29:34 - ‘i literally couldn’t think of 1 example of a book about a man?’
29:41 - ‘i literally was about to say the donald obama story’
30:56 - ‘i was just playing the music through my phone’
33:10 - ‘no omg! like that’s my deal - sorry for being uh - scary’
35:48 - ‘hahaha!! i’m having fun! okay another comment, i honestly dont think you need a mental hospital’
37:20 - ‘even a 9 year old im a little nervous that they’re gonna like be really rude’
37:35 - ‘isn’t it horrible that mr.beast is the new willy wonka’
41:10 - ‘if im not timothee chalamet by the time the clock strikes house finch’
43:36 - ‘was that you?’
52:40 - ‘i literally just broke the thingy that tells me the humidity - i’m gonna get kicked out of may apartment - you can’t make that noise, you can’t make that noise!’
53:08 - ‘this isn’t a hammer, you know that this is, you know what this is, do you know what this is? sorry’
🙏🫡
16:18 - the bed poem made me laugh out loud at the charger part 😂
and 19:22 - a goldfish is a fish but a silverfish is a bug...what's going on??
ALSO for anyone on earth who pre-ordered my signed CDs or cassette tapes, the manufactorer is having delay I guess which is annoying me. so I’m still waiting like another couple weeks and I’m really sorry. I had a bunch of custom limited stickers with my turtle on them made to put in with the package of the signed ones to hopefully make up for it somewhat. I dont know. I will have an update soon I’m sure.
It's alright Drew ❤
Bonus Christmas present it is
Oh yay that’s fun I was wondering where it was
Im so excited!!
it's ok i'm excited to be surprised when it shows up someday
I needed this so much i have covid and its kicking my ass but u always make me laugh so hard !!! Also i think u are a professional singer !!!!
Nooooo get well soon
CHLOEEEE!! Feel better!
CHLOE WHAT I LOVE UR MUSIC SUCKERPUNCH WAS SUCH A CAREER LEFT TURN AND IT WAS ON HEAVY ROTATION FOR WEEKS crazy u like drew monson
A video from Drew is like a visit from a good friend that surprises you at your door on the days when you need it most. He’ll make you smile, laugh, and just sit with you until you feel better🥹.Mission accomplished. Thank you Drew, never stop posting ❤
It’s always a better day when Drew posts
Does it really last??
@@drewmonson2 it’s the fact that I didn’t think you’d ever know I exist for me
@@drewmonson2for me yes cause i rewatch all ur videos on a loop for comfort 🤪
@@drewmonson2 nothing lasts but that doesn’t mean nothing’s beautiful
U are so amazing
Not the am i gay ocd 😢 free us from these chains
There are new people here; I found you around 5 months ago and the fanning is only getting more intense!
i'm ready for my money please increase my net worth mr monson, please oh please
the smoke shop joke made me laugh. also weird fact, tater tots here in australia are called potato gems
Potato gems! Amazing
W Australia
EVERY DAY i walk exactly 57 minutes to mcdonalds to get a coke so i will be listening to this tomorrow thanks drew
this is iconic. have a wonderful walk
@@alliecary. you should try it
it's so nice to just walk down the street on a fall day with a fountain sodie
I have been here for 7+ years and I do give off energy of the kids who sit along at lunch. Thank you for the recognition 😌
*alone
omg the song about the movies was so good literally drop a full version king i was feelin that
oh my god, I actually laughed so hard at "why can't we be creepy anymore?!?!" like, been in a bit of a funk lately and that's the hardest I've laughed in ages kinda laugh. I needed that, thanks Drew 😄
That got me good too!
Omg that was so so funny!! I had to stop the video!!
same LOL
I'm sorry that can't afford much. But I just wanted to say how much your stream-of-conscious style videos have really helped me through bouts of depression and whatnot. I know you've parasocially helped millions of people and I'm just one. Please take care of yourself. ❤
42:33 he’ll be fine don’t feel sorry 🧡
Hey, I'm new! Found your videos like two days ago been binging. I knew who you were but had never actually seen much of your content. You're a good one.
My grandparents had that bird clock when I was growing up and I was a little too obsessed with it as a child
I lost my grandad today at 93 years young. Thanks for the upload Drew. I needed a reason to smile today. ❤
sorry for ur loss ❤
So sorry for your loss. One of the most crappy unfair things about getting older is the older we get the more of the later generation family we lose. I lost my own grandparents in 2010 and 2014 and I work with elderly and I feel a twinge of envy when my clients' grandchildren visit because they still get to enjoy their company. But I do believe our passed on relatives are always with us, watching over us. Take care and remember you aren't alone even if it feels like it.
I hope you find some nice moments today too that’s really hard sending love... If you don’t laugh at my video today I understand and won’t be mad
@@drewmonson2 I adore you
@@drewmonson2 I still laughed Drew. That's just how magic you are! ❤️
whenever you laugh alone and think its not funny, i pinky promise i am laughing so hard. even when you’re being mean to me. i can’t believe you gave me stockholm
Seeing this video in my subscriptions made my day, also I would 100000% watch every single one of your cooking/baking videos if you made them!
love you Drew!!! youre funny af!
hi drew my phone is propped up on my shower shelf and i was listening to this while washing my hair. im now out of the shower sitting on the toilet lid waiting to air dry and wanted to tell you that i laughed at the bird clock joke 👍
Me when I watched this in the shower and am also waiting to air dry
wait so are we all just air drying ? …
The comments made me chuckle. Lol
I listened to this while I was showering too
drew i literally just started binge watching these videos and u have helped me realize so many things about myself like a parasocial therapist
see there are some drewbie newbies
Wait what did it help you realize? I’m curious now
let us know
@@drewmonson2idk abt them but ur just like me
@@drewmonson2I’m not the original commenter, but I feel like you can articulate thoughts that I relate to, but that I was never able to put to words.
I feel like the “make your bed” bit was directed to the OCD stans
Drew you’re so incredible!! So happy you posted this!!
if you made a cooking channel i would absolutely watch
you’re genuinely so funny
I often watch content that I find funny without laughing bc it is simply not natural ? Lmao but watching u I am giggling and laughing alone in my room authentically thank you
that Phineas Cage bit killed me LMFAOOO
SAME
You have a new follower here! luv you so much
I noticed I’ve only laughed out loud to your videos. Love you Drew!
Currently in the ER for a workplace injury. Was targeted for being gay. So this is nice to watch while I wait for my MRI
Please don't stop doing these
i’m so sorry… bless you… stay safe love 😔😔💔💔💔🌈🏳️⚧️⚧️
@@charlie-jd3ls I appreciate you ❤️❤️❤️
I am so sorry. I hope your MRI was okay and you didn’t have to push the claustrophobia button
@@drewmonson2 I'm glad I didn't. The MRI went surprisingly well. I do have a severe concussion sadly. So I'll be out of work for 2ish weeks 😞
Get better soon! Sending you a lot of love and hugs ❤❤
The Broke People Demographic joke is so fucking funny
You are so funny, Drew. Thank you❣
Drew you fr got me w the weather guy…I was so intrigued
i love you drew this was great
“The Donald Obama story” made me laugh very hard, i hope your crystals get their act together and you have better days soon
i love that no one looks us in the eyes, i love all of us😂
It's so hard to put into words the joy and comfort your videos bring me Drew 😊 I've been laughing so hard through this whole hour. Thank you for sharing with us ❤
Always so happy to see you uploaded ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
the taylor swift read needed to be done
I'm an ecologist and that bird clock WAS interesting to hear you talk about drew! I want to know what your favourite bird is
hi D.M.
Thank you for this video, I laughed a lot and I needed that!!!
You got me with the Henry weather thing and I was shellshocked for some reason when you told me you made it upp.
I’ve felt like absolute shit today and can’t snap out of it but I’m so happy you uploaded, I feel like I’m talking with a friend and I can’t explain it but just listening to you made me feel better. I feel less alone now
hope you have a better day tomorrow
Drew. You are my happy place. I have watched you for 5 years now. You are the one RUclipsr i genuinely feel through the screen. Only RUclipsr that makes me physically giggle, cry, feel so seen. I could listen to you talk about absolutely anything. I can’t tell you how much I treasure your talks. You have been my inspiration to quit smoking and I had no clue we had been going through a similar addiction. Drew i love you so much. I understand what a chaotic time life can be, but i hope u are happy🩷I love you you are an absolute angel
Congratulations on quitting smoking. I’m 10 months smoke free , and Drew also inspired me. Sending you well wishes and hope you continue to enjoy the smoke free life ❤
I have been watching drew since middle school. During some of my worst depressive episodes his videos brought me so much relief and happiness. His content means the world to me and has comforted me through so many dark times.
@@kyrstenmarie thank u so much we are in this together !☺️❤️
You are genuinely so funny it’s insane 😂 I never laugh out loud from any content I consume even if I absolutely love it but every single time you at the very least make me breathe out of my nose fast. Thanks babe
I would watch tf out of you doing cooking videos
ILYSM ❤️
who’s here from the patreon post? soft launch of the youtube video lol
hell yeah
I’m boutta hop over there after
I’m on minute 41
Yep yep!
@@kagey7591 omg kathi ganz!😂 i can literally hear drew’s voice singing your name, i consider you a famous patron lmao
patreon saw chicken jacket first 💅🏼
The therapy skit was so accurate, I'm still in awe
It made me laugh so hard
great stuff as always 😌
i relate sooo hard to all the scary social interactions… whats worse is that for some reason, the anxiety i feel just makes me attract more awkward or weird moments with ppl 😭😭 the suffering is immense
"you can just turn off. you think im gonna resent you if you turned off and didn't warn me for two hours beforehand? i know the deal here"
this is how i want to be loved
You scratch my brain so good. Goodnight to everyone that also falls asleep to Drews vids every night
Another great funny and interesting vid drew!!! 😊
I love it when you make yourself laugh. 😂❤ You're a sweetie, Drew.
DREW WE WOULD LOVE A COOKING CHANNEL!! It would be so awesome to see that haha ❤
As a lesbian, I can’t stop thinking about what I would do if somebody approached me in the street with “What happened to you? Are you gay?”
Amazing video, as per usual! ❤ I happily sit and watch every second of your videos no matter how long they run because they don’t ever feel like they’re that long.
Watching this on Drewsday and loving it!
I don't think anything brings me as much joy in life as these videos. Drew you are truly a treat of a person.
#1. You're a good person. #2. The Eras Tour so does not make sense that I could not even be sure I was even understanding it until you said this. I'm like is she calling herself an heiress? Era's? What's happening. Someone absolutely needed to say it.
You seem a lot brighter in this video Drew. I hope you are well and continue to feel better each day. As Alan Watts once said; “ Tomorrow and plans for tomorrow can have no significance at all unless you are in full contact with the reality of the present, since it is in the present and only in the present that you live”. ❤ huge hugs 🇬🇧
very funny Drew. good one!
This made me laugh really loud ♡♡ thankyou
The smoke shop in my town where peddling exotic reptiles. I agree
just got back into work from having a meltdown in my car, sobbed so hard and thought i would have to leave early and not be able to handle it. but i started watching this to calm me down and laughing with you made me feel so much better. this is kinda dumb oversharing lol, but thank you for these uploads because i feel like you always get me out of a funk when i watch your videos❤
we love all your stories!
The make your bed joke has me dying in the university cafeteria and I can’t watch your videos in public because I laugh out loud too much. No other podcast or stand up comedy thing does this for me. I love your videos ❤
honestly i feel so at ease and happy when your videos are on, your brain jumping around makes me feel at peace bc mine does that too. also my best friend is an english teacher and he said you’ve never done anything wrong. in your life
drew you’re always so funny but this one has some bangers
I genuinely love and cherish your videos so much thank you for sharing your presence I am grateful to exist in the same time period as you
Drew when you sang 'i love it when guys have hands' it made me laugh and I spat out my smoothie and it was in public and embarassing
The bed bit has me crying while trying to do my makeup omfg
drew im really going through it with a friend breakup and im happy you posted
Drew you and i have a similar mindset and i feel so connected to you because my brain also moves this fast and everybody else i talk to gets overwhelmed so i watch these videos and talk back to you because we go from topic to topic quickly and get things done efficiently
I never knew how much I needed a bird clock in my life until now. Thank you Drew, I enjoyed this!!!
DREW I WOULD LUV TO SEE A COOKING CHANNEL (especially with gluten free desserts cuz I love deserts & I’m gluten free ! But watching u cooking sounds entertaining regardless of what u make tbh)
i laughed so many times during this video ily drew "not in a creepy way"
make your bed writing actually helps so much
this was the funniest video ever, idk why it just tickled me. thank u so much drew.
it's a good day I get to listen to you talk
Brian Jordan Alvarez is one of my faves. He puts out so much amazing, diverse content! So talented, skilled, and hilarious.
5 A.M. is fr one of my all time favorite songs too.. just hearing the story, I shared your excitement and let down sooo funny lmao
no other creator makes me laugh as hard or as genuinely as u do
I'd watch if you made a cooking channel, dessert pasta sounds fun. You deserve happiness Drew, I hope you feel better soon. Love you in a weird way 💚
I'm a depressed mom with stupid feet & I'm broke so thanks for acknowledging me. And you ARE an actor.
i loved your song about being kind at the movies at the end of this
i smile every time i see you upload, so thanks for uploading drew!
i would love to see drew in his gluten free baking era
Same
i love u so much drew, i rewrote this so many times trying to express myself in a non creepy way but i am genuinely thankful that you’re here on this earth and put your content out there, it’s such a comfort for me & we all appreciate u so much, seriously ❤
okay now i got to the end and i guess everyone says this to you but now im unashamed to be weird I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!
a cooking channel sounds so genuinely splendid. Also i love you btw
drew u r truly one of the funniest people ive ever had the joy of laughing to,, being here for 7 years and counting i hope to laugh for many more. thank u for always being you