Fool's Gold Sands | D&D Podcast | Ep.5 "Stop Bugging Me!"

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  • Опубликовано: 8 апр 2024
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    It’s time for these two adventures to decide. Will they side with the Bug Queen for safe passage or keep to their previous promises? OR will they kill each other in the process? LET'S FIND OUT!
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Комментарии • 237

  • @DingoDoodles
    @DingoDoodles  Месяц назад +250

    Now comes the big decisions.
    Will we:
    A) choose to feed a town to a giant bug
    B) Save the town
    ORRRR....
    C) Kill each other in the process
    All are very plausible options here :')

  • @bretmensen5306
    @bretmensen5306 Месяц назад +184

    "You gave us life"
    Rooster: "Uh, no, there's a whole process for that"
    😂😂😂😂

    • @buusinhojr.9555
      @buusinhojr.9555 Месяц назад +2

      “What is it.”
      “Well when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much-“

  • @zoroarkling
    @zoroarkling Месяц назад +89

    Kore's greatest mission: resist the urge to yeet "the child"

  • @DT0610
    @DT0610 Месяц назад +73

    My favorite line might have been. "You have to go get serenaded by Kermit the frog"

  • @senor-achopijo3841
    @senor-achopijo3841 Месяц назад +42

    So Bill just peaces out with the totally-not-evil-or-maybe-apocalyptic cursed weapon? I'm sure that won't come back to bite them in the ass at any point (Potato Girl flashbacks).

  • @thefourpointedstar4928
    @thefourpointedstar4928 Месяц назад +103

    Jesika eats hay to regenerate the hull, and regrows the sail like hair.

    • @timwoods2852
      @timwoods2852 Месяц назад +11

      Right. She's secretly been alive this whole time.

    • @Gormathius
      @Gormathius Месяц назад +9

      Which implies Jesika sometimes sheds sails.

    • @thefourpointedstar4928
      @thefourpointedstar4928 Месяц назад

      @@Gormathius thankfully they never due that due to roosters general incompetence due to being a child.

    • @alanorcotch7822
      @alanorcotch7822 Месяц назад +2

      does rooster have to give the sail a trim?

  • @fancyman3829
    @fancyman3829 Месяц назад +180

    I love that rooster is just ✨power slide✨

    • @deathstrokecat5390
      @deathstrokecat5390 Месяц назад

      He needs some heelies so he can do it whenever

    • @gachalotl2838
      @gachalotl2838 Месяц назад +2

      Hello pfp buddy!

    • @gachalotl2838
      @gachalotl2838 Месяц назад +1

      …..kinda?

    • @jeffw991
      @jeffw991 Месяц назад +1

      "I think you spelled my name wrong. You've got two O's in there. It's Roster. That's what the O is for. The oooh."

    • @deathstrokecat5390
      @deathstrokecat5390 Месяц назад

      He needs some Heelies to roll around ever

  • @zerosen2141
    @zerosen2141 Месяц назад +65

    This was hilarious for me for very unexpected reasons. I had DM'd a homebrew campaign, one of my players was a custom Warforged who was literally a mechanized Thomas the Tank Engine wielding a Scimitar and a rotary cannon. His entrance to the campaign was literally coming out of the burning hulk of a crashed airship, glowing red eyes and started playing Thomas's theme after breaking through the burning debris. His player token on Roll20 was just Thomas's face. the other hated it and I loved it.

    • @HenshinFanatic
      @HenshinFanatic Месяц назад +1

      Was he chanting "I think I can! I think I can!..." while breaking through that enflamed wreckage?

  • @shavranotheferanox7809
    @shavranotheferanox7809 Месяц назад +69

    "fine we are talking now"
    felix: ...
    dingo: ...
    gothi: ...

  • @bionicdragon5
    @bionicdragon5 Месяц назад +34

    "I'm doing my part."
    - Kor, 10 minutes before burning a hive of giant insects to the ground

  • @jeffw991
    @jeffw991 Месяц назад +64

    "The bulette train" power slid right under the radar. 😝

  • @ZomBro_BOSS
    @ZomBro_BOSS Месяц назад +75

    I like the idea of Rooster being able to power slide likr V1 from Ultrakill, just constantly being propelled forward

    • @KayleeCritchfield
      @KayleeCritchfield Месяц назад +2

      Dude Castlevania symphony of the night sliding were it makes the like sksksksksksk noise as he slides across the screen 😂

    • @monotonexylophone1623
      @monotonexylophone1623 Месяц назад +4

      Whos rooster, i only know roster

  • @RedwoodTheElf
    @RedwoodTheElf Месяц назад +65

    3:00 Seriously, that thing is basically the Anymug from Goblins: Life through their eyes.
    Pancakes and orange juice and milk every day, and scrambled Eggs (Egg without the shell is a liquid), not to mention any sauces they want (Mustard, Ketchup, Worcestershire Sauce, Barbecue Sauce, Tobasco, etc) - They seriously saved those hungry people.

    • @Ahrpigi
      @Ahrpigi Месяц назад +4

      Sonuva crap, a Goblins fan in the wild! I've been reading since the black and white days and never seen anyone else reference it! 😁

  • @ag-13studios51
    @ag-13studios51 Месяц назад +70

    I loved the fricking reference to Thomas the Train; it was so funny I had to stop myself from laughing at 1 AM

  • @The-Great-Phoenix
    @The-Great-Phoenix Месяц назад +27

    Kor: listen I will show you how to set a trap.
    Rooster: *ness okay from smash bros*

  • @JustAJester34
    @JustAJester34 Месяц назад +32

    rooster seems to be on the ✨spectrum✨

    • @philardo
      @philardo Месяц назад +4

      Yeah i relate a lot to him lol

    • @someone2447
      @someone2447 Месяц назад +5

      Yipee vibes are strong with this one

  • @snakeonthebus
    @snakeonthebus Месяц назад +6

    Core: You know my job’s not even cleric. And it’s not healer, which is a common misconception. It’s just ✨religion✨

  • @Israelmadruga
    @Israelmadruga Месяц назад +32

    Please Felix, give us more cliffhangers.
    That MUSIC IS STILL BANGER!!!!

  • @joseandrespineda479
    @joseandrespineda479 Месяц назад +53

    YES SAND.
    It's coarse and rough and it gets everywhere, I LOVE IT

  • @jdw159
    @jdw159 Месяц назад +13

    That Jar is OP reely lol

  • @edo0girl2.03
    @edo0girl2.03 Месяц назад +18

    I love a good moral dilemma. It's so much fun and interesting to see what players will do.

  • @Quill5516
    @Quill5516 Месяц назад +26

    Theory Abrith has beef with genies and that’s why after Kore prayed to him he tried to punch Rooster

    • @ChunkyCherryEats
      @ChunkyCherryEats 3 дня назад

      Abrith* Kore* Rooster* remove the 'that why'

    • @Quill5516
      @Quill5516 3 дня назад

      @@ChunkyCherryEats 🤓 (who uppercases in a comment????) anyway I fixed it if it makes you feel any better

  • @zayne8331
    @zayne8331 Месяц назад +27

    …Is anyone else worried about what happened there at the end…?

    • @philardo
      @philardo Месяц назад +1

      Kinda hyped to see, where that'll go!!

    • @Clearpool-the-bestest-dragon
      @Clearpool-the-bestest-dragon Месяц назад +1

      Naaaah that’s normal…

    • @Splicer-lb5xb
      @Splicer-lb5xb 23 дня назад +3

      It's either:
      "Protect, my weapon": Khorn's title being weapon
      or
      "Protect my weapon": which means the old abyssal god is causing a 'sword of Khaine' situation.

  • @tinyartstuffz
    @tinyartstuffz Месяц назад +15

    I am genuinely so obsessed with this story, can't wait for it to spiral more into chaos! ^^

  • @deadlydingus1138
    @deadlydingus1138 Месяц назад +29

    Soup. That is all.

    • @timwoods2852
      @timwoods2852 Месяц назад +4

      Might just get broth though, since the ingredients aren't integrated into the liquid.

    • @ChunkyCherryEats
      @ChunkyCherryEats 3 дня назад

      @@timwoods2852 i hate broth, it has a weird consistency, and i dont like soup, i dont want to eat liquid for my meal.

  • @denverarnold6210
    @denverarnold6210 Месяц назад +26

    If it's smart enough to talk, it's (probably) smart enough to lie.

  • @callmev3531
    @callmev3531 Месяц назад +17

    2:46, This situation does a good job of making the players have to decide on what their characters value most, especially for an absolute goof ball like Rooster that on some degree seems immune to moral quandaries because on the surface, he appears to not really be capable of even comprehending moral complexities with how immature he is (8:07, and he’s still uses power sliding as a special move, 12:36, and invented this universe’s version of Thomas The Tank Engine).
    33:21, It seems they managed to commit a genocide after all.

    • @timwoods2852
      @timwoods2852 Месяц назад

      That tends to be how it goes with innocents. They don't understand/know about life's intricacies and tend to just be a crucible of honesty that boils everything down to its black and whites.

  • @jesus_b_burger
    @jesus_b_burger Месяц назад +28

    sand is so crunchy and tasty

    • @timwoods2852
      @timwoods2852 Месяц назад +1

      -the Sand Bubbler Crab, probably.

    • @TheEggyOne
      @TheEggyOne 28 дней назад +1

      And even MORE when it's glass

  • @melaniescribbles
    @melaniescribbles Месяц назад +5

    As an artist; these podcasts are still some of the best background noise ever while I'm working.

  • @edgaratio
    @edgaratio Месяц назад +11

    For some reason, I didn't expect to like this podcast, but I love it.

  • @mirakluaragnos2863
    @mirakluaragnos2863 Месяц назад +32

    Welcome to Fallout! Choose your Faction! And get as many quests done before siding with one and locking the others out.

    • @callmev3531
      @callmev3531 Месяц назад +2

      At some point, a character’s going to start playing oldies on a gramophone.

  • @commonviewer2488
    @commonviewer2488 Месяц назад +3

    The Rachni Queen making mayonnaise and saying "Delicious," made my day, and it only got better from there

  • @Justafrog-yp6ro
    @Justafrog-yp6ro Месяц назад +9

    just want to say Gollum from Lord of the rings is usually pronounced "Gahlum" and I cringe when ever I hear people call golems gollums but for whatever reason hearing it the other way around doesn't bother me as much. Also very fun to listen to especially when sick.

  • @MixelMayhem
    @MixelMayhem Месяц назад +6

    Thank you for these amazing DnD games

  • @lunaplays9887
    @lunaplays9887 Месяц назад +9

    I enjoy listening to these episodes makes the day go quicker

  • @timwoods2852
    @timwoods2852 Месяц назад +4

    Oh man! Such a fun episode!
    All the tension with the bugs and negotiations as Kor's patience slips away.
    Felix finding a great way to let the players escape victoriously but with some new potential problems.
    I got way too excited about infinite pancakes! 🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞
    Oh man, that's really weird, Kor didn't even touch that weapon, but that amulet he's got is probably connected to it. Hilariously, he probably thinks that message was from Abarith and that Roøster is the weapon. 😂

  • @shaggybutler2057
    @shaggybutler2057 2 дня назад

    Rooster: “Pancake Batter!”
    Bitemight: “ Oh my God!”
    😂😂😂

  • @Mysti_Dragon
    @Mysti_Dragon Месяц назад +8

    I LOVE THIS SERIES AND CHANNEL TOO MUCH TO DO HOMEWORK RIGHT NOW

  • @ConnorSinclairCavin
    @ConnorSinclairCavin Месяц назад +2

    I sort of love the idea of the bug queen secretly being a divine being’s mortal extension and Felix was like “oh shiii- i was Not supposed to say that…”

  • @Veevanilla2134
    @Veevanilla2134 Месяц назад +12

    This podcast is sponsored by Trauma,Pain,And Misery

  • @Plasmagon99
    @Plasmagon99 Месяц назад +1

    DM: It's Mayo now. (Switch voice to Monster) Goes great with meat.
    Kore: You're not wrong.

  • @matthewmcconnell9011
    @matthewmcconnell9011 Месяц назад +3

    Ahhhh so good, can I really wait 2 more weeks for more greatness. Just gonna have to power slide to the future. See yall there.

  • @ryuuakiyama3958
    @ryuuakiyama3958 Месяц назад +5

    These are delightful to listen to.

  • @lowrider993
    @lowrider993 Месяц назад +3

    13:49 omg, the music gives me tfs at the table nostalgia

  • @robertanderson7607
    @robertanderson7607 Месяц назад +1

    This story is so good so far. That cliffhanger is gonna kill me for the next week or two until the next episode comes out

  • @IkeTheArchitect
    @IkeTheArchitect Месяц назад +4

    The amount of times I've already refreshed spotify hoping this would be there already is more than I'd like to admit.

  • @wolf2727
    @wolf2727 Месяц назад +4

    The intro music is just great

  • @chelseamendoza-ic9eb
    @chelseamendoza-ic9eb Месяц назад +2

    I can’t express enough how GOOD the intro/outro music is!!!🤩🤩

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage Месяц назад +2

    4:01 "This is like a weird moral dilemma" It's the Chimera Ant arc of Hunter x Hunter, and Rooster doesn't know which side to pick 🐛🧑
    9:22 "He slams into a closed door, then he opens it up, and then power slides through it again" Just like the Skates tool in Wild Arms 🛼
    44:34 "Pancake batter!" That is an interesting solution for the "liquid food puzzle" 🥞

  • @bo847
    @bo847 Месяц назад +4

    I look forward to these videos every week!

  • @bloodstreak2001
    @bloodstreak2001 Месяц назад +6

    Hope you do a quick retelling of the story but with puppets

  • @darkohgrubb17
    @darkohgrubb17 Месяц назад +1

    this is all so fun to watch,
    also that music at the end is great, gave me the chills

  • @Clearpool-the-bestest-dragon
    @Clearpool-the-bestest-dragon Месяц назад +1

    Laughed so hard all throughout this episode (and watched the majority of it on a bus too)
    But WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT AT THE END HELLO!!?

  • @lukelisan8094
    @lukelisan8094 Месяц назад +4

    Anime is canon now

  • @theflotingheadproduc
    @theflotingheadproduc Месяц назад +1

    I'm really enjoying this series so far!
    Don't forget to add this episode to the playlist too!

  • @josiahwilcoski5902
    @josiahwilcoski5902 Месяц назад +1

    They 100% just gave the BBEG the artifact or something they needed to regain their power or something lmao but we'll see where this goes! a ton of fun so far!

  • @dungeonsanddioramas8068
    @dungeonsanddioramas8068 4 дня назад

    Lol *listens to situation with Billie and how it’s resolved*. Me: “Well, that won’t come back to bite them in the ass later.” XD

  • @buusinhojr.9555
    @buusinhojr.9555 20 дней назад

    38:40
    Bill: “My… precioussss…”
    Me: ‘Precious’?

  • @user-nl6iq4ys3d
    @user-nl6iq4ys3d Месяц назад +4

    kor can cast create or destroy 10 gallons of water and the magic jar can turn water into mayo.10 gallons of mayo has 240 640 calories

  • @spulp_lord
    @spulp_lord Месяц назад +1

    Suspense is once again perfect

  • @someguycalledgoober155
    @someguycalledgoober155 20 дней назад +1

    Rooster's cooking didn't sound half bad... Until he added the gummy bears and whipped cream.
    A savory pancake with some sausage gravy and beef sounds good.

  • @GOBLIN_CAT
    @GOBLIN_CAT Месяц назад +1

    YES, IM ALLWAYS EXCITED WHEN YALL POST

  • @thesirvibes
    @thesirvibes Месяц назад +2

    MY FAV DND SERIES ON GAWD ✨

  • @marsroamer6670
    @marsroamer6670 Месяц назад +2

    We making out of the caves with this one 🔥🔥🗣🗣

  • @starsilverinfinity
    @starsilverinfinity Месяц назад +3

    Thomas's the War Engine's Unholy Morning Star is quite a item I was not e pecting

  • @joltsreviews
    @joltsreviews 21 день назад

    Listening to this while drawing something for may 4th
    Absolutely delightful

  • @sethaquauis
    @sethaquauis Месяц назад +2

    Kore literally refrenced liquid meat earlier, that's a liquid for the jar. Also what would they use for water If the jar is gone?

  • @HinekoAkahi
    @HinekoAkahi Месяц назад +1

    That fucking Gollum-ass NPC though xDD
    Also, great cut-off line, as always.

  • @nneykobar_hali
    @nneykobar_hali Месяц назад +1

    Later in the desert on jesica our fresh members of bloodfang trawell: *crawling in my skiiiin...*

  • @Rob_Boss99
    @Rob_Boss99 Месяц назад

    God these cliff hangers man. 😂

  • @Robhearts_
    @Robhearts_ Месяц назад +1

    :D I'm loving this, makes me really want to start a session

  • @minimoose7890
    @minimoose7890 Месяц назад +2

    I love this show

  • @phobiawitch835
    @phobiawitch835 Месяц назад +1

    THAT ENDING, HOLY SMOKES!

  • @ProfMeerkat
    @ProfMeerkat Месяц назад +3

    I didn't realize that this campaign was set on Geonosis.

  • @raptorkill1776
    @raptorkill1776 Месяц назад +5

    Yes, more dopamine (:

  • @VeryOriginalName2
    @VeryOriginalName2 Месяц назад +1

    "gross squishy handshake"
    we call that a squirty if my memory serves me right

  • @allanapelobello5307
    @allanapelobello5307 Месяц назад +3

    it feels illegal to be this early btw keep it up this is amazing! i love ur videos dingo doodles!

  • @Angela-Millie
    @Angela-Millie Месяц назад +1

    IN LITERALLY REWATCHING ATLA RN GIVE ME A MINUTE 😭😭
    This isn't trying to day anything I just thought it'd be fun

  • @turbojax07
    @turbojax07 Месяц назад +1

    Wait the weapon mentioned at the end... The person who shifted the letters of the note was likely Abrath, so there is some kind of weapon they have encountered that belonged to the god. Just which weapon is it? I don't think it's Kor's meteor glaive as that wouldn't require a note from GOD, so is it the broken morning star they encountered in the temple? Maybe it has to do with the Kor's secret mission? Hopefully some explanation will come in the future!

  • @SergiusZeKnight
    @SergiusZeKnight Месяц назад +1

    I was waiting so hard!!

  • @Sirmoomoo
    @Sirmoomoo Месяц назад +1

    YESSSSSSSSSSS THE ENDING AND MORE KORE STUFF COMING UP SOON LETS GOOOOO

  • @justblue974
    @justblue974 Месяц назад +1

    Coooool episode

  • @surytheworst805
    @surytheworst805 Месяц назад +2

    YES NEW EPISODE

  • @kipsper8722
    @kipsper8722 Месяц назад +1

    keep up the good work

  • @Unknownidiot223.
    @Unknownidiot223. Месяц назад +1

    The background should show the current time that the characters are in (this is amazing)

  • @nonelikeherbie4357
    @nonelikeherbie4357 Месяц назад +1

    Great video Dingo

  • @theangel2742
    @theangel2742 21 день назад

    The intro music is such a bop

  • @GwendolynRiddle
    @GwendolynRiddle Месяц назад

    I re listen to the beginning segment over and over cus the music is such a banger

  • @Chaosmancer7
    @Chaosmancer7 26 дней назад

    I think my favorite part had to be where Kore was standing in front of Bill, and just kept saying "okay, step one, kill this guy"

  • @Nuclear_N8
    @Nuclear_N8 Месяц назад +4

    Seriously what is the intro song I love it

    • @cecilia1025
      @cecilia1025 Месяц назад +1

      Its in the videos description :)

  • @douglas98465
    @douglas98465 Месяц назад

    I love that Kore is willing to push for less savory alternative party decisions....hehehe. 😏

  • @GrimmFoxxy
    @GrimmFoxxy Месяц назад +1

    The egg thief sounds like Bonbon from the oddities

  • @thefacelessstranger4983
    @thefacelessstranger4983 Месяц назад +2

    Hold up. Could that jar have been made to produce infinite healing potions?

  • @Veevanilla2134
    @Veevanilla2134 Месяц назад +2

    Why do I imagine That if Sips meet Rooster It would go like Kore:Rooster No Rooster: Yay new friend Sips In his head: Murder Sneeze:raises up pocket daggers

  • @river7874
    @river7874 Месяц назад +1

    This series is so damn good. Will you eventually add more players? Or are we sticking with the Dynamic Duo for the entirety?

  • @greysintabb7785
    @greysintabb7785 Месяц назад +6

    “An absolute genoside” I guess sips filled out his deal to an extent😅
    Edit: also good to see that “you look like heck” is a common phrase in the fools gold universe

  • @winteranimosus2598
    @winteranimosus2598 17 дней назад

    inb4 the dwarves raid the gnolls for the mayonnaise jar

  • @WildfireMagni
    @WildfireMagni Месяц назад +1

    Ha, ferries bulette.

  • @Ian-qu6mg
    @Ian-qu6mg 14 дней назад

    33:56 You got a WHAT

  • @benthomason3307
    @benthomason3307 14 дней назад

    If only there was a druid in the party, could've taught the bugs to cast goodberry.