I'm so sorry you had to do a video this soon after the previous one🙏🙏🙏😢😢😢 I know it's a heavy burden 😨😓😰 hopefully you can come back to procrastinating soon🙏🙏🙏
I love how someone looked at that one beta feature of letting you throw stuff and said "ok what if this was the whole game". Turns out they just made fps Yakuza.
Actually, it wasn't the hit against the head that triggered Gordon's new freaky strength, but the damage from the hit triggering the HEV suit. Gordon's blood crossed the magic line of now containing more Morphine than blood, triggering a hulk esque mutation in his body. The new creature is known as "Gourd".
"Rock smash good. Shiney rock also smash good. _Sharp_ rock smash better! _Fast_ rock smash best! Small fast rock bestest." Anything is a weapon if you yeet it hard enough.
15:06 - "The hunter seems to be resistant to me throwing things at its face." I think it's because you stopped punning! Do you know why D&D bards make puns while they attack? It's called _Vicious Mockery!_
I used too think I hated talking Jolly and wanted text only Jolly back, but my mind was slowly changed. Then, you made all these puns and now I want text Jolly back again.
I made a pun about the Chinese takeout at the beginning saying "you need to take these guys out" but I didn't know there was gonna be a whole pun section
Honestly this is the closest we ever had to sequel of Dark Messiah: Might and Magic and fucking dope idea for gameplay(especially in Source) in general
We got it all wrong, The resonance cascade was what turned Gordon into the gun wielding maniac he was but the Guards that knocked him out caused that switch to be turned off again and made Gordon into a gun *throwing* maniac
I thought this video looked familiar and then I remembered I was here for this stream. My parents were out and I had all the freedom to stay up crazy late watching your stream on the couch. I honestly love it when you make puns, Jolly, but that might be because anything is funny to me if it tries hard enough.
5:48 sounds like a child who just found a cool feature on his toy that he enjoy using (basically how jolly feel when he found out he can throw stuff now instead of shooting)
Glad to see him having a fun time. Over the last few days I watched him spending over 3 hours with a majority of him slowly becoming more and more miserable in a mod where he accidentally played on a higher difficulty.
I never understood people who hate puns, they’re just so fun to make and they take a fair amount of creativity to pull off. Every time I hear one I can’t help but have a big goofy smile on my face, and hearing all the exasperated groans of every hater in the room just makes you want to crack some more as you smile harder and harder. Now I’m no fool, I know most of you hate puns. I understand that. But you got to understand that puns aren’t as bad as they seem, you may think that puns may make you groan, or make you angry, or make you frown. But puns are nothing to be angry, they are simply amazing. And here’s the reason why: Y
"My twich chat just informed me that I should not have made that pun. They're telling me I oughtta stop making these terrible puns. That gave me an idea: make more terrible puns. I run the stream here, I can make terrible puns all damn day" - Cave "jolly" Johnson
I'm not disappointed in your for the puns; I'm disappointed that never once when throwing a paint can at an enemy did you say anything to the effect of "Let's paint the town red", which is a sorrowly missed opportunity.
"Usually it's me getting wacked over the head" Combine hiding in that one room across the corridor : "Ladies and gentlemen, we got him, he just doesn't know it yet"
Unfournately this map was too good not to make a video on.
Its okay, you're always a good subject to watch.
Unfourtunate
You're always fun to watch
I liked puns tho ,idk why you are so judgemental to yourself.
I'm so sorry you had to do a video this soon after the previous one🙏🙏🙏😢😢😢 I know it's a heavy burden 😨😓😰 hopefully you can come back to procrastinating soon🙏🙏🙏
I love how someone looked at that one beta feature of letting you throw stuff and said "ok what if this was the whole game". Turns out they just made fps Yakuza.
Honestly, people making a whole game out of a single scrapped feature of another is one of my favorite genres of game.
My thoughts exactly when he picked up a bike.
More like hotline miami
Beast be like
Its literally just: "what if the gravity gun had a melee button"
"Guns are a type of projectile weapon."
"Got it, understood."
Actually, it wasn't the hit against the head that triggered Gordon's new freaky strength, but the damage from the hit triggering the HEV suit.
Gordon's blood crossed the magic line of now containing more Morphine than blood, triggering a hulk esque mutation in his body. The new creature is known as "Gourd".
Druuuuuuuuugsssssssssss
Technically speaking, Gordon is a scientist so maybe he is throwing stuff out of curiosity to test the gravity of each item he picks.
Touché
he's testing their IMPACT on enemies' health :D
Unfortunately gravity affects objects at the same rate. The only difference is the rate at which the object also pulls on earth.
He is a highly trained professional
"Rock smash good. Shiney rock also smash good. _Sharp_ rock smash better! _Fast_ rock smash best! Small fast rock bestest."
Anything is a weapon if you yeet it hard enough.
Gordon has become the Gravity Gun.
Gordon didn't realize the gravity of the situation when he yeeted the gravity gun.
Funnily enough, I think this is inspired by the original concept of the Gravity Gun, that being the BrickBat.
the brain damage enabled action game protagonist mode with all the obnoxious one-liners
That's technically Neuro, that one janky Russian game.
Courier from Fallout: New Vegas
@@seabass5892 also a good example.
"You've just opened up a great big can of whoop-ass"
it aint condensed milk
Or soup
It ain't the peaches in the syrup Goop
Oh my dear it's so very clear
That you did something wrong
16:00 Looks like Jolly got TWO TIRED to make any more bike puns
I SAW some more puns to TABLE for later. We would have been BARRELLED over, HOOK, LINE and sinker. He obviously CANNED that idea so I pulled the PLUG.
Gordon getting brain damaged somehow affected Jolly as well.
you must clearly be new around here.
It only multiplied the amount of brain damage on display.
I thought he always had brain damage 😂
Awwww (c)
Jolly is literally built different.
the video was okay until the puns came in
now it's excellent
Watching Jolly actually be intelligent for 5 minutes was truly a sight to behold
I'm disappointed in Jolly's lack of puns for the SMG, he was delivering them so rapid fire before then
"Woe, [insert object name here] be upon ye! YEET!"
Honestly wish the puns never stopped, they were one of the best parts of the video
9:26 "I'm just a different caliber!"
I was thinking "we're back guns blazing" in post but that also works.
Have you heard of Sugma? Sug Ma Gun! Hah, gottem!
@@roadent217 Doh!
15:06 - "The hunter seems to be resistant to me throwing things at its face."
I think it's because you stopped punning! Do you know why D&D bards make puns while they attack? It's called _Vicious Mockery!_
Gordon unlocks Beast Style
This is basically the gravity gun but every prop instakills and it's amazing
Your stream audience hates puns, but it seems your RUclips audience (me included) love them.
Truly, the Duality of Man.
It was truly a puntastic video
Finally got around to recovering that password
I'm glad you are back:)
Also loved most puns.
"Dig your own grave" wS awsome
Finally a protagonist Jolly can relate to
Gordon really bringing out his dragon of dojima with the bicycle
I used too think I hated talking Jolly and wanted text only Jolly back, but my mind was slowly changed. Then, you made all these puns and now I want text Jolly back again.
Are you sure you didn't get hit over the head as well?
@@n646n What?
Good ole head truma truly human worse foe@@TheHalofan3
I made a pun about the Chinese takeout at the beginning saying "you need to take these guys out" but I didn't know there was gonna be a whole pun section
So it's basically the Brickbat weapon from the HL2 Beta: The Mod. Sick as hell!
When the bionic scanner on guns starts working.
biometric*
*Nervously* "P...pick up that can"
No video has ever caused me as much psychic and spiritual damage as this one has.
Between a sawblade and an smg, jolly debates whether to bring a rusty bicycle, or a baby doll.
That's Jolly!
Man-
i wish i had the brain power to make those stream of puns like Jolly
I don't know what you were apologising for, the puns made this video 9x funnier.
I'm impressed by the sheer amount of puns. I'd wish I where this good with bad puns.
Seriously made my day seeing a new vid from you man. Great stuff as always.
Honestly this is the closest we ever had to sequel of Dark Messiah: Might and Magic and fucking dope idea for gameplay(especially in Source) in general
It's okay Jolly, watching other people get annoyed at a neverending stream of puns is one of life's greatest pleasures
Seeing you pick up and throw the cone, made me realise how hazardous they are.
This brings back old Jolly memories)
Man, that head trauma to gordon must have been so hard it even corroded some of Jollys brain with those puns
We got it all wrong, The resonance cascade was what turned Gordon into the gun wielding maniac he was but the Guards that knocked him out caused that switch to be turned off again and made Gordon into a gun *throwing* maniac
As the gravity gun shows: everything is a weapon if you yeet it hard enough.
I thought this video looked familiar and then I remembered I was here for this stream. My parents were out and I had all the freedom to stay up crazy late watching your stream on the couch. I honestly love it when you make puns, Jolly, but that might be because anything is funny to me if it tries hard enough.
Every unbreakable container in the game is actually just full of concrete
gordon unlocked the beta Brickbat weapon
Maybe Gordon should've been in Kamurocho, rather than City 17.
Don't worry Jolly, I thought the puns were funny, my brain is a mess too
"I ain't a fink, ya dig?" while throwing the shovel. Also a reference to New Vegas while at it.
11:58 "Hell Jolly, i still think you're dumber than Gordon."
"Whatever. Woop- oh- hey!" *Throws a gas canister within melee range*
Imagine attacking people with random objects and _not_ using it as an excuse to deliver pun-ridden one-liners with every hit.
oh my god i never knew of this channel and yet its here, happy is me i found jolly again :3
The only good thing about being sleep deprived, is that jokes like these become funny. Thank you.
He wrote *I'm sorry*. The second asterisk is for a footnote: *No, I am not. At least it wasn't 15 minutes of screaming again.
I was just thinking about how I haven't seen any new vids from you in a bit, glad to see you back, Jolly.
Gordon saves mankind and also wins the Cy Young award.
you could say Jolly was a little...STUNNED at knowing this information at 8:40
Gordon Freeman suffers a major case of brain damage and forgets how to speak without puns.
YAYYYY NEW JOLLY VID
This was magical
I can imagine the combine's accident reports... Broken skull by take out box, collapsed lung by tea cup, decapitation by gnome.
5:48 sounds like a child who just found a cool feature on his toy that he enjoy using (basically how jolly feel when he found out he can throw stuff now instead of shooting)
I wonder if jolly even noticed the "cycle" pun
this gives me big hotline miami vibes
It’s amazing watching jolly fully ignore his surroundings for the sake of coming up with jokes
Glad to see him having a fun time.
Over the last few days I watched him spending over 3 hours with a majority of him slowly becoming more and more miserable in a mod where he accidentally played on a higher difficulty.
11:50 That's right. It goes in the square hole.
Jolly, please, do NOT apologise for makin puns. Just be yourself, that's why we come here. Luv ya
you are not sorry for the puns jolly; I can hear it in your voice.
I never understood people who hate puns, they’re just so fun to make and they take a fair amount of creativity to pull off. Every time I hear one I can’t help but have a big goofy smile on my face, and hearing all the exasperated groans of every hater in the room just makes you want to crack some more as you smile harder and harder.
Now I’m no fool, I know most of you hate puns. I understand that. But you got to understand that puns aren’t as bad as they seem, you may think that puns may make you groan, or make you angry, or make you frown. But puns are nothing to be angry, they are simply amazing. And here’s the reason why:
Y
The entirety of Gordon's survival skills (d)evolved into *YEET*
Who knew that not having brain trauma was the limiter for Gordan's suit
this video found me. and i do not regret it.
no matter what everyone says, i love the puns lmao
I enjoyed the puns maybe by a larger margin than the one you might consider normal
The shovel pun was good. It felt more like a punchline.
10:56 chair one was good as well.
someone needs to make a version of this video with an extremely loud incorrect buzzer after each pun
Well, this is the best apology video on RUclips
"My twich chat just informed me that I should not have made that pun. They're telling me I oughtta stop making these terrible puns. That gave me an idea: make more terrible puns. I run the stream here, I can make terrible puns all damn day"
- Cave "jolly" Johnson
oh hey it's that guy that says words while he plays video games and then posts the recording of that online
BUT HIS AIM IS GETTING BETTER!
BUT HIS AIM IS GETTING BETTER!
Vendetta!!!
Oh my god, they brought back the kick from Overcharged
Don't know why Gordon went into science, guy's got the arm of a hall of fame pitcher
These puns chuck a lot of hilarity and annoyance in one video.
"Oh he's holding the stun stick upside down"
Me: You missed a chance to pun about him having a stunningly bad Traumatic Brain Injury
Jolly you're the best, I really like your videos and the puns weren't so bad
I am ok with this new pun-based Jolly.
I'm not disappointed in your for the puns; I'm disappointed that never once when throwing a paint can at an enemy did you say anything to the effect of "Let's paint the town red", which is a sorrowly missed opportunity.
Gordon Learns the beast fighting style from yakuza
The smg one liner was -sub caliber-
Got to love a new video
can't believe we're being *pun* ished with Jolly's pun
"Usually it's me getting wacked over the head"
Combine hiding in that one room across the corridor : "Ladies and gentlemen, we got him, he just doesn't know it yet"
TWO. TWO DISLIKES. My man you are a legend (almost) impossible to dislike.
Oh my goshhh its a Jolly Wangcore!!! He's still around?! What a mood lifter after everything awful that's happened recently...
My dude, you have nothing to apologize for.
You know it's a good video when future Jolly regrets everything
I saw the stream. I loved it. Nothing better than annoying the chat slightly.
So this is just Half Life Miami now? Cool
I absolutely enjoyed your puns, was laughing! ^.^
I just noticed at the end the crowbar icon represents the melee strength
As far as bad streams go, puns are 5x more funnier than 2 hours stuck in one puzzle
I haven't had that happen in a very long time! I've gotten better!