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In most european countries especially eastern european ones they're all run by mafias, they lie to you on the street say its a great bar and offer free drinks/discounted drinnks and when you enter they charge you hundreds of thousands for crap drinks and drug you.
I guess relationship advise is his thing but idk this all coming from a V squad beta? I guess that's his "niche" the whole "I'm a nice guy scared of pussssy but loves women can be a lil immature and sometimes I twork my azz like I have a pussssy, in my azz. I'm just a great guy even though I have a Peterpan syndrome u know I just love the babes" ....forgot what I was saying 😂
@@MrAce2000 nah I’m pretty sure the original comment was talking about how Swoozie left the strip club but didn’t make it a big deal and still respected his friends decision to stay
@@40k0ff7 I'm pretty sure you're just a coward like the rest, if they're your homies people you grew up with don't you dare leave them while they're fighting other mfrs. Grow some balls. It's people like that I want to stay far away from I don't need no cowards around me.
@@MrAce2000 and get bodied like the rest of them? If you wanna go fight them you’re going to be getting the consequences, not me. Especially if their bigger than you
Honestly I can respect the hell out of someone that knows what they like and doesn't just go do what their friends do. I don't think a strip club would be my scene either but I might've gone anyway because of peer pressure or FOMO or something. At least at some point in my life. I'd take a pizza and Gumball any day over that, unless I wanted an expensive figure drawing session.
I’ve been to my local one once and it’s….. Interesting to say the least. LOL Mine always has a lot of people inside, and the dancers did seem to enjoy the dancing and being comfortable with showing their bodies off. Granted they don’t get fully naked, at least not from what I’ve seen. They just wear a thong and don’t wear tops.
Friends I know in normal day-to-day life aren't the ones I feel would be comfortable going to strip clubs or the clubs with. I feel like I need to make friends specifically for going to clubs, people who are comfortable in that environment, more well versed in pickup artistry, and can wing for me and won't judge me.
I wasn't expecting the part of the big dude knocking out your friend and you saying how he went to sleep immediately had me laughing 😭 I'm sorry for laughing to something bad happening to someone but I was just caught off guard. Until the next video swoozie and keep up the great work on the vids.
Swoozie is that goofy homie that will encourage your interests, ditch you for some food, and save your ass from a street fight. Not lie: Me too, bro. Mad respect.
Seriously swoozie you always put a smile on my face, I recently got my boyfriend into your videos even and now we watch you together. Been going through rough times so thank you for being here for everyone!
Ain’t nothing more dangerous than a bunch of dudes leaving the script club. They’re drunk and high on testosterone and their minds are completely scrambled. This is why I stay home and play Minecraft.
I love these videos!! and it's good that it was short because lately, I feel like my attention span has been shortening for videos. IDK. it might be because of Tik Tok. I heard that this has been happening to a lot of people, but I think it was the perfect length and kept me entertained. please make more videos they're so good
Me pretending I’m swoozie in this situation when truth is I’m Alec! Ahahahahahaa I love your channel and you! I was doing a marathon of your videos today - needed to laugh ❤️
You gotta love how swoozie comes out of nowhere and gives us a good ass video. Swoozie is like when Michael Jordan took a break from basketball and then came back to win three more championships.
Кино
I’m wit you Swooz, I’m THAT friend. I’m 33 and I’ve never been to a strip club, never had the desire to go, and don’t want to go…
Nice
In most european countries especially eastern european ones they're all run by mafias, they lie to you on the street say its a great bar and offer free drinks/discounted drinnks and when you enter they charge you hundreds of thousands for crap drinks and drug you.
EGG
I would, but now that I’ve just barely entered my 30s, I don’t feel it would hit the same as it would have at one point.
@@user-jz7gw7vc3f what
Swoozie is like that friend you never hear from or see but when you do it’s the best
Facts
Facts! 😍😊😊😍
AND I pay for our meal afterward ;)
this’ll be the most liked comment on this video 😂😂
Dang right swooz
"Popping bottles with Zero models" and "Im Gucci snakes" along with "brathors" are my favorite lines 😂😂😂❤️❤️
Why is this pinned?
Oh wow
Those dolphin censors are hilarious tho.
I started saying Gucci snakes now all the time because of swoozie
@@thehollowseance That's gonna be me too lol
Your story telling skills are beyond amazing, shortest 4 mins of my entire life
That's a good story thanks swoozie I needed that since I was starting to feel uncomfortable and down
in my opinion this is the best story he has told on his channel.
That's what she said
I guess relationship advise is his thing but idk this all coming from a V squad beta? I guess that's his "niche" the whole "I'm a nice guy scared of pussssy but loves women can be a lil immature and sometimes I twork my azz like I have a pussssy, in my azz. I'm just a great guy even though I have a Peterpan syndrome u know I just love the babes" ....forgot what I was saying 😂
@@timothypasket5598 indeed
We gotta take a moment to appreciate the animation and scoring/sound usage in this video. Swoozie, you really did the dang thing, man
Just trying to be like u when I grow up!
It's surprising just how much quick thinking and Oscar-worthy acting can get you out of a sticky situation! Keep up the good work Swoozie!
@@swoozie u went crazy with the team for animation
Very admirable that Swoozie just walked away from a situation he was uncomfortable with but still respected his friends’ choice in the process.
If you're a real homie and if you see your friends fighting you SUPPOSE go help not watch 🤦🏾♂️.wtf the world is full of cowards.
@@MrAce2000 nah I’m pretty sure the original comment was talking about how Swoozie left the strip club but didn’t make it a big deal and still respected his friends decision to stay
@@40k0ff7 I'm pretty sure you're just a coward like the rest, if they're your homies people you grew up with don't you dare leave them while they're fighting other mfrs. Grow some balls. It's people like that I want to stay far away from I don't need no cowards around me.
@@MrAce2000 Bro if my homies start fighting random people and LOSE, That's a him problem, don't get me involved in your bullshit.
@@MrAce2000 and get bodied like the rest of them? If you wanna go fight them you’re going to be getting the consequences, not me. Especially if their bigger than you
That Will Smith joke at the very end was the icing on the cake
I see you everywhere
@@DiamondChickenNuggets especially in critikal's videos
@@DiamondChickenNuggets that means you’re everywhere
@@Quan-BS ahh never really thought of it that way
@@Quan-BS THE WINNER agrees 👍
Finally I can send you moneyz!! You are so heckling amazing Swooz! I’ve been a big fan of yours for a long time. Stay awesome!
Thank u sm for the tip! A long time u say? We’ll wait til u see what is coming around the corner!! More fun on the way!
@@swoozie so it won’t be annual this time? 😂
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You amazing fam I wish I could be like you 👍👍👍
Klay world😀
I just love when Swoozie uses this animation style. It's so energetic and cartoony. And yes, nothing beats Amazing World of Gumball
Indeed, sir.
Zeurels animations are always so fluid and nice to watch
*cough* gravity falls *cough*
@@ClicheProductions who are you talking about
@@Raptor-yt1ms One of the best animated series for sure
Swoozie has told so many funny stories and I don't care how long it takes for the next vid
Those ain't stories for him. It's his life
yezzir we gucci snakes
How do we know its true
IM NOT HATING BUT HE BEEN DOING THIS FOR 15 YEARS NOW
@@adonaiyah2196 maybe we never know
Who cares. It's entertaining. So, smoke 'em if ya got 'em
4:01: Really?? It was a GI-Jane joke
KEEP MY WIFE’S NAME OUT YOUR (dolphin sound) MOUTH
It always was
I loved all 4 minutes and 5 seconds of this. Was the best thing from start to finish.
Honestly I can respect the hell out of someone that knows what they like and doesn't just go do what their friends do. I don't think a strip club would be my scene either but I might've gone anyway because of peer pressure or FOMO or something. At least at some point in my life. I'd take a pizza and Gumball any day over that, unless I wanted an expensive figure drawing session.
“No nighttime routine, no moisturizing, no exfoliating” LMAO
I’ve been to my local one once and it’s…..
Interesting to say the least. LOL
Mine always has a lot of people inside, and the dancers did seem to enjoy the dancing and being comfortable with showing their bodies off. Granted they don’t get fully naked, at least not from what I’ve seen. They just wear a thong and don’t wear tops.
Friends I know in normal day-to-day life aren't the ones I feel would be comfortable going to strip clubs or the clubs with. I feel like I need to make friends specifically for going to clubs, people who are comfortable in that environment, more well versed in pickup artistry, and can wing for me and won't judge me.
No matter how long the video is you have to appreciate that sWooZie still post's
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Nah he needs to post way more respectfully lmao
Bro I absolutely LOVE the way Zeurel animates, it matches swoozie’s story telling so well 🤩
yeah i just watched his sonic and shadow animaiton yet again
I’ve been watching you for 6 years and Since then you’ve been my favorite RUclipsr
Wow that's a lot
Dang, I’ve been watching him for about 8 years & it’s crazy how time flies 😲
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Swoozie has never been more relatable since finding out he lies in bed watching Gumball instead of hanging out with his friends
Coming from someone who loves quality animation I will agree
“No nighttime routine, no moisturizing, no exfoliating” LMAO
that got me!!! 😂😂😂
0:52 it’s a trap swoozie they clowned you
Twap*
2:50
*GaAaAasp!* ooh my goodness....
I'm sposed' to be home watchin' GUMBALL I'm not even supposed to BE HERE!
And now they’re trying to cancel the Gumball movie 😭
Always a good day when Swoozie uploads
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ALWAYS
Swoozie is an icon wherever he goes; strip club, your house, the local bar, it don’t matter, his presence is IMMACULATE
I swear a 4 minute video from this dude makes me laugh harder than ANY hour long comedy special ever has
3:02 NEW CUPHEAD BOSS
Swoozie’s animation has gotten so much better over the years.
He has an animation team...
@@thedoctor3372 a team of one(look at desc)
you do not know how quick i clicked on this notification. i love you swoozie, you’ve helped me through a lot 💗
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Bruh immediately it popped up 👉 boop
The most important element in this whole thing is the audience member. All of this is for YOU so pls believe I love you MORE Bron Bron!
@@swoozie love how you actually take the time ro comment on your audience members comments it shows how much you care
1:46 *THAT BROTHER GONE*
Swoozie: "lets go to the scripclub!"
Me and everybody: "yaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee!!!"
@0:15
0:57 had me dying with laughter.
For me it’s 1:17 when he’s on the horse 😅
u have to have real skill to spin like that girl on the left
@@swoozie lol
It’s lightning McQueen at 1:17
*Insert sonic the hedgehog theme here*
This story took I turn I wasn’t expecting. However is was still just as entertaining.
0:56 Anyone notice how much more lewd swoozie's animations are getting? First the woman in the Disney video now this lmao.
That Will Smith line at the end was the best. "Keep my wife's name out ya mouth" lol I'm dying
Yo can we take a moment to appreciate the lighting on these characters? It looks great AND it is so fun to watch, what more do we need?
I wasn't expecting the part of the big dude knocking out your friend and you saying how he went to sleep immediately had me laughing 😭
I'm sorry for laughing to something bad happening to someone but I was just caught off guard. Until the next video swoozie and keep up the great work on the vids.
I’ve been watching you since I was 10. Now I’m 19, and seeing this makes me so happy. So glad you still upload 😭❤️
this video is pure eye-candy to watch! beautiful animation and scene compositions. Both you and Zeurel really outdid yourselves!!!
Swoozie is that goofy homie that will encourage your interests, ditch you for some food, and save your ass from a street fight.
Not lie: Me too, bro. Mad respect.
Am I the only one who's ratchet side wanted Swooze to pull a Optimus Prime "I'll take you ALL on"!?
When he’s like “I’m soft” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 im sure you are I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:38 💀BROOO that’s the sound he makes
3:08 IT'S MORBIN TIME
Mophing
Ready swoozie WALLOP
@@dumpling6721 ITS MORBIN TIME
3:44 Got me laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂
Had me laughing the whole way through, these vids never disappoint
It's surprising just how much quick thinking and Oscar-worthy acting can get you out of a sticky situation!😂 Keep up the good work Swoozie!👍🏾✨
It’s so crazy to see how far the animation has grown
its by zuerel, not him.
Seriously swoozie you always put a smile on my face, I recently got my boyfriend into your videos even and now we watch you together. Been going through rough times so thank you for being here for everyone!
0:27 The exact same way I feel about strip clubs.
This made my day. I love your story telling abilities and the smooth animations that go with it. All astounding over-all.
Swoozies animation is too much fun :) everyone laying on the sidewalk under blankets made me so happy :)
Did u catch that one of them put on an eye mask?
@@swoozie yes!! Had me in stitches :)
@@swooziei have some bleach if u need it from what you have seen, WHO WANTS SOME BLEACH FOR THEIR EYES
@swoozie hi i'm watching your videos for the first time
Swoozie's Narration and Zeurel's Animation are a match made in heaven.
3:23 be feeling like a movie scene. Nice touch.
Love your animation and stories. You are awesome Swoozie.
Ain’t nothing more dangerous than a bunch of dudes leaving the script club. They’re drunk and high on testosterone and their minds are completely scrambled. This is why I stay home and play Minecraft.
Smart
"he prolly dead" got me dead
Love you swooz. Been watching for like four and a half years man it’s been a great journey, the stories have been amazing😭
That last line 💀
ITZ A GOOD DAY WHEN SWOOZIE UPLOADS 💯
Your videos always make me feel better, even when I already feel better!
YESSS I MISSED YOUR VIDOES SO MUCH!!! Love you swoozzzz gannggg
This was hilarious lmao, please keep posting more videos like this! The animation was awesome!
Had to watch this twice it was soo good.
I love these videos!! and it's good that it was short because lately, I feel like my attention span has been shortening for videos. IDK. it might be because of Tik Tok. I heard that this has been happening to a lot of people, but I think it was the perfect length and kept me entertained. please make more videos they're so good
The animation + the story makes this one of my favorite channels ever
"I used to have the streets running through my veins, but now I live in the suburbs, I'M SOFT!" 🤣🤣🤣
Swoozie with the quality content as always 😤🔥
The way how animated nicole punching richard in tv is just pure gold
Bro I love how much effort sWooZie put into making this 💯
I just wanna say that you inspired me to start animation and drawing I have been watching you for a while and love every second of the vids keep it up
All your stories are hilarious. Keep it up lol
The animation style is back!!! Lovin it
Swoozie just funny and love how I got to see his channel and his animation grow
Swoozie: "Better say something cool to make them stop"
*HEY!*
Swoozies mind: "heh, genius swooze, GENIUS!"
This got me laughing from beginning to end😂 keep grinding bro ♥️💪🏾💪🏾
Best birthday gift!! A video from
swoozie!!! 🤘🏾🤘🏾💚
the quality of your vids are insane!!
can we take a moment to appreciate the quality of his videos !!!!
0:21 mom pick me up I'm scared
Bro the animation just keeps getting better and better!
3:18 So basically Talk no Jutsu 😆
only swoozie can make something like this so entertaining
You and Zeurel always make for a legendary teamup.
Could not agree more!
Love this animation!!! Swooze you the best story teller on RUclips!!💗😆🐐
Thank you for being the family friendly storyteller/relationship advice man this platform needs (and I need)
Agreed
Despite the video theme itself he managed to keep it PG enough without going too much into any explicit details
Me pretending I’m swoozie in this situation when truth is I’m Alec! Ahahahahahaa I love your channel and you! I was doing a marathon of your videos today - needed to laugh ❤️
I'm always two hours cuz of timezones, but once I see a swoozie vid as I wake up, you know it's about to be me laughing for the next few minutes.
One of the funniest Swoozie videos. I can't wait to see more.
Swooz!!! The animation in this was so smooth and spectacular
You seriously deserve your own cartoon these are insane
2:10 ibest return to swoozies videos that i can have
Your animations are getting really, really good. not to mention your stories
This is classic swoozie. 100% animation, fire storytelling. 🔥😎🔥
1:33 "6ft 9, 7ft tall"
yeah that makes sense
When he says that he means 6ft 9 OR 7ft tall.
Swoozie is such an amazing and brilliant storyteller. His future children are super lucky
Wow the animation is great! Props to the ppl that made it, amazing story aswell my guy :)
3:06 the cuphead announcer I can’t 😂
Swoozie is the 🐐 of storytelling
You gotta love how swoozie comes out of nowhere and gives us a good ass video. Swoozie is like when Michael Jordan took a break from basketball and then came back to win three more championships.
Every video you make no matter how long it is I feel free from life worries love your vids bro
Dude your content has improved so much over the years. Keep up the good work bro!
This has got to be the funniest shit I’ve ever watched I nearly shit myself screaming laughing “ITS MORPHIN TIME!!”