I love that Pip doesn't actually know what the hell is going on other than that Alucard is fighting the Brazilian police and his first instinct is to go find the chiefs of police and assassinate all of them.
"Well at least he's just dodging." Alucard sensing Ingreta is saying something about him, then begins to shoot police. "Oh, come on! That was on purpose!"
Hey, Dandyman? [Curious groaning] You lost. [Affirming groaning] And now I have to read your mind. [Confused groaning] By drinking all of your blood. *[PANICKED GROANING]* *_OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!_*
Well, it has some different meanings, and they're all pejoratives ones. For example, you can use "Vagabundo" for someone who is a lazy ass and doesn't work or study. It can be used for homeless/hobos as well. Also, "vagabond" os right too. The more you know
I think we should all appreciate the fact that even though he knew he was fucked, at the end there Dandy Man chose to go out like a beast and throw everything into his last attack instead of cowering like a bitch like rip van winkle. Honestly I had to watch that final clash like 20x cause it was so epic.
In all fairness to Rip, there wasn't a whole hell of a lot she could do by that point- her musket took forever to load, Alucard had made it abundantly clear that her bullets posed zero threat to him in any case, and more to the point he was _right there_ .
@@quelltech Dude crashed a rocket into a boat and survived, at that point Rip knew she was fucked. Dandyman at least had some hope left, even if it was false.
This fight has to be my all time favorite from the Abridged. Especially that ending... "Now show me your hand... DANDY MAAAAAAN!" The music with that just... mwah! Perfecto!
Ravage Chaos Nah Alucard's fine. That particular anime rule only applies to cards from trading card games so regular playing cards, even ones imbued with magic, don't count as violating the rule.
I can picture those two as dance partners, as in fighting for fun and destroying the landscape and people around them with no care until Alucard gets bored
I like how he screams in pain. Hey Dandyman? Huh? You lost. Uh huh. And now I have to read your mind. Huh? By drinking all your blood. (Whimpers then screams) OM NOM NOM MOM!
Dandy man in no way gave a proper fight to Alucard. Alucard was playing around. Anderson is in no way underrated. Also Walter never had a chance either
the next time im playing yugioh and they activate one of my trap cards ill say the line. "oh what a shame you activated my alucard!" i wonder what their reaction will be hehe
I love that Pip doesn't actually know what the hell is going on other than that Alucard is fighting the Brazilian police and his first instinct is to go find the chiefs of police and assassinate all of them.
he just went for the low-hanging apples. Nothing to frown upon.
I think he heard their "vampire immortality" talk before shooting
That's not the Brazilian police, since isnt refered as a local name but swat
@@mpcrauzer So they're American police? In Brazil? Like they flew in? Are you high?
@@ciarancassidy7566 he siad it's the Brazilian equivalent of american SWAT
Man the psychedlic trip he takes when he munches Dandyman gets me everytime... Dude must have been on some strong sheet.
He's a Brazilian criminal. Considering when this came out... yeah, he was very much on drugs.
Cocaine a helluva drug.
The fuck is this the fuck is that the fuck are those the fuck.....(Menaical laughter)
@@Shadow21fan Seras: "Master?"
Alucard: "Hold on, I need to tweet this..."
does anyone know where the psychedelic trip scenes are from?
I just realized that when the Frenchy kills the police commanders, TFS used the sound of the Team Fortress 2 characters getting shot. Made me smile.
Its sniper's death sound
I never realized that until now
@@derricko.6516 As well as the Medic, The Engineer, the Demoman, and what sounded like the HL2 Rebel voice lines.
And he counts in French
They do the same in dbza for the frieza soldiers for the hole trunks entrance
"Dafaq is this?"
"Dafaq is that?"
"Dafaq is those?"
Me when I'm outside
@@someonewhoisbored2346
What is an outside?
@@LS9646 a
Ohohohohoho
Me after I leave lockdown
Pip's scene of killing the commanders or whatever is actually so cool, the way he's just calmly and nonchalantly counting them off... amazing.
And then hums "Le Marseillaise" on his way out.
@@reliantncc1864 a true french at the heart 🤣
I'm glad someone else has noticed how awesome that was
You activated my Alu-Card
All Might "....what?"
Alu-what?
Trap Card
nice one!
2:20
"I'll end your life... with one hand!"
I guess you can say that his hand was... split :)
Badum tsssss
Ina will be proud
I call it the deadman’s hand
*YYEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!*
Alucard cut the cards.
"Well at least he's just dodging."
Alucard sensing Ingreta is saying something about him, then begins to shoot police.
"Oh, come on! That was on purpose!"
alucard has fuckshittery senses
În a other universe Integra kept her mouth shut and Alucard kept dodging longer
How could she even see him?
@@joseph86255 TV, DUH!
Alucard: "Could've been."
Hey, Dandyman?
[Curious groaning]
You lost.
[Affirming groaning]
And now I have to read your mind.
[Confused groaning]
By drinking all of your blood.
*[PANICKED GROANING]*
*_OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!_*
Mum mum mum
THE FUCK IS THIS
THE FUCK IS THAT
@@warryarusboi *THE FUCK ARE THOSE!?*
The FUCK IS- ooooh heheheheh....
"you activated my trap card." "OH BOOYYY"
hallowwarrior91 hey dandydick! You missed.
Human - Man WOPOPOPOPO!
Oh shame for you, You Activated my *"ALUCARD"*
Was it by Any Chance "Ring of Destruction"? :P
"Hey Dandy dick.....You missed! Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop"
"I'd like to make a little bear with you, VAGABUNDO!"
As a brazillian, I laughed my ass off
what does that mean, vagabundo? does that translate to 'vagabond' or something?
Well, it has some different meanings, and they're all pejoratives ones.
For example, you can use "Vagabundo" for someone who is a lazy ass and doesn't work or study.
It can be used for homeless/hobos as well. Also, "vagabond" os right too.
The more you know
Naoya Lhama And knowing is half the battle.
@@coachlombardi9657 gijoe
Mano, é o Drácula 2000 saindo no braço com o Zé Pilintra na frente do Copacabana Palace. Em uma palavra: DOIDEIRA
"And they fuckin' bought that!?"
"Like discount pesshe."
"You *cheeky dickwaffle!* "
Let the memes BEGIN!!
Would have been funnier if he said 'Twat-waffle'
Just a disclaimer, that "pesshe" is "peixe" that means "fish" in english
So then, what's the deal
Pip quietly counting off his kills is inexplicably funny to me. XD
I thought it was even funnier that he hummed "La Marseillaise" on his way out.
you missed whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop that hurt my gut
Yeah. Whooping like Curly from the three stooges.
My Favourite Part!
Insert Zoidburg scuttle here
"Ha, you missed!" "Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!"
Best line in this.
I think we should all appreciate the fact that even though he knew he was fucked, at the end there Dandy Man chose to go out like a beast and throw everything into his last attack instead of cowering like a bitch like rip van winkle. Honestly I had to watch that final clash like 20x cause it was so epic.
I GETTING REAL TIRED OF THIS SHIT!😆
In all fairness to Rip, there wasn't a whole hell of a lot she could do by that point- her musket took forever to load, Alucard had made it abundantly clear that her bullets posed zero threat to him in any case, and more to the point he was _right there_ .
@@quelltech Dude crashed a rocket into a boat and survived, at that point Rip knew she was fucked. Dandyman at least had some hope left, even if it was false.
Plus, atleast Alhambra/Dandyman gave a damn good fight unlike Luke Valentine or Rip, plus he accepted his fate real quick.
@@seasnaill2589a rocket!? That is a Lockheed Martin SR-71 Blackbird
This fight has to be my all time favorite from the Abridged. Especially that ending...
"Now show me your hand... DANDY MAAAAAAN!" The music with that just... mwah! Perfecto!
SqueakyNote I agree with that mon ami
Anyone know the music when he broke Dandy Man’s leg
Now show me your hand.. Dandy maaan!!
If you eevr figure it out, do let me know too
Yeah its awesome
The fact they properly understood that not everyone in Latin America speak Spanish makes me wayyyyy more satisfied than it should
Naturalmente foi bem... Natural
i'm i the only one who thinks the line "Now show me your hand! DANDYMAN!!!!!" is better than the actual line used in the original?
Idk the original line and dont know how to see it
@@charlesg1893 ok thank you
@@NamelessFhoul Squeal like a pig! Is the original
The original is “I will always love you dandyman.”
I didn't even seen the original
Her faith in Alucard is pretty high.
To Dandyman's collateral: That was an accident.
To Alucard: OH COME ON THAT WAS ON PURPOSE
I would love to see the Hellsing ultimate voice actors redo this with their voices
I'd go one step further. Hellsing Ultimate's VA's for an episode of the abridge series, and TFS crew for an episode of Hellsing.
Tanall yes
Tanall yes! It must happen! We need it to happen
Well I mean the actual Alucard doesn't even need to show up Taka is THAT good.
My favorite line will always be "Hey Dandy Man, you missed! *woopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop*"
2:55 OH NO! Alucard, you broke one of the sacred anime rules! Playing cards are indestructible!
Ravage Chaos Grandpa Moto has a Blue Eyes that would disagree
PenDragon 24601 that was clearly a counterfeit card thats the reason it got ruined
if I remember yu Gi Oh (Abridged, of course) Kaiba rips a blue eyes white dragon in half in the first episode.
Kauro Hanayama: *"coughs in the distance"*
Ravage Chaos Nah Alucard's fine. That particular anime rule only applies to cards from trading card games so regular playing cards, even ones imbued with magic, don't count as violating the rule.
i like how captions mistakes "Alucard" for "uh new god"
Drengade not a mistake
Oh, shame for you...
_You activated my _*_Alu-card._*
The way his voice drops is just so ominous and PERFECT!
I really want Crispin Freeman to voice Alucard using lines from Hellsing Abridge and see how he would do it. Somehow I imagine it to be even better
Let's all be real, that brief clash between them before Alucard finishes him was epic asf
3:17
"The fuck is this.... "
"The fuck is that....."
"The fuck are those....."
lmao I died laughing😂😂😂😹
1:55 guy gots magic cards
*And looks at the audience * And magic hands
i fucking love that he say "om nom nom" before tripping the fuck out on the dandy mans blood XD
Happy Homestucker “The fuck is this. . . the fuck is that. . . THE FUCK ARE THOSE. . . “
NOW SHOW ME YOUR HAND DANDYMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Hey dandy man you lost now I’m going to read your mind by drinking your blood OM NOM NOM
"You missed~! - WHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOP-" is the funniest goddamn line in this whole show.
My favourite part is “you missed! WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP”
He activated my laugh card so bad! 🤣 1:14
I love that just "you missed" followed by whatever sound that was
@@sss-vc3feI believe that would be the Curly Woop woop woop noise he makes in some certain situations.
1:08 Oh Boy
Hey dandydick you missed
Hey Dandyman, you lost.
Now I'm going to read your mind.... By drinking all of your blood! OM-NOM-NOM!
when the voice actors in the abridged version sound better than the original
1:12 I couldn't get over the noised Alucard made while going up-
"Now show me your hand"
"Dandyman!"
3:02 Well that's just Dandy, man.
Hhhh?
Coming back to this, years later, it is so very sad to think that I used to believe this was actually in the Anime...
Now the Yugioh TCG needs a trap card called "Alu".
The effect is a counter trap that negates the summon or effect activation by adding the players life points together then dividing them
No Need, there was a Monster named alucard if i remember correctly
Double immortality guy sounds like Nail from DBZ abridged
Pretty sure it is, but I'm not sure
late reply, but it isn't him, it's Shazmybot (I'm 99% sure that's him). funnily enough, the guy he's talking to is Remix, the guy who plays Kami!
That acid trip xD
Tenno Shenaniganizer all these squares make a circle
Dandy man is the drug
my favorite line from the whole abridged series " im getting real tired of this sh!t YOU AND ME BOTH"
My favorite part has to be “Hey Damdydick you missed” then the Zoidberg running sound gets me every time.
oh my god, I was wracking my brain trying to figure out who alucard was voiced by and then it hit me.
That's Cell.
Alright, don't mind me.
I can’t stop thinking about that groovy music in Dandyman’s head
Hey dandy man you missed whoop whoop whoop whoop
Integra let's be honest for a sec here. Every person alucard kills vampire, Nazi, or Civilians.
It's always on purpose.
Hmm
He doesn’t kill civilians that I have seen.. not abridged
People who attack him are screwed though
I’m me.. not a cartoon btw
especially the civilians and innocent bystanders
"Oh my god! Why are they doingbthis outside!?"
XD
1:13 hit that zoidberg
Considering the fact that Alucard is a vampire and we all know what he can do I think it would take a lot to impress him
This scene had me rolling. Best abridged series ever.
"You activated my AluCARD"
Best line ever spoken by man
3:13 OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!
I can picture those two as dance partners, as in fighting for fun and destroying the landscape and people around them with no care until Alucard gets bored
And goes for a walk.... Shit
1:10
That Zoingbird joke lmao
Can anyone else appreciate how Alucard sounds like Yami Yugi from Season 0
1:30 That guy going “Nononono-“ gets me every time. 🤣
Major: I know how ve can defeat Alucard. We shall beat him in a Children's Card Game
gargoyles9999 TOP KEK Q
No wonder they failed. They should've sent Yugi Moto.
@@MoostachedSaiyanPrince Nah, DBZ Abridged's Cell. He beat Yugi, remember?
I like how he screams in pain.
Hey Dandyman? Huh? You lost. Uh huh. And now I have to read your mind. Huh? By drinking all your blood. (Whimpers then screams) OM NOM NOM MOM!
2:05 BEST PART KKKKKK
Alucard: “And they fucking bought that??!!”
Alhambra/Dandyman: “Like discount pesce.”
Alucard: *YOU CHEEKY DICK WAFFLE!!!!* XD
Dandy man was dedicated to the one hand bet to the end.
I like to think that Alucard actually kinda liked this guy, just because he was fun. Dandyman didn't plan on losing tho...
"Oh boy" yeah Alucard definitely liked him. When he literally can't die, anything new is probably entertaining, even if it's painful.
You activated my tap card.
Oh boy!
“HEY, DANDY-DICK! You missed~! Whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop!” 🤣
The Frenchman is pretty fun
Jonathan Gillooly wtf
Dandy, Walter and Anderson are underrated, they're the few that could actually give a proper fight to Alucard
Dandy man in no way gave a proper fight to Alucard. Alucard was playing around. Anderson is in no way underrated. Also Walter never had a chance either
Only true underrated one is the wolfman
0:46 now that gets me everytime
2:22 *WHUT?!*
Zoidberg scuttle is a high level defensive maneuver
Dandyman reminds me of an evil William Zeppeli
"fool! You activated my Alu-CARD!"
The yugioh references are too much, gz I can't handle it XD
2:05 VAGABUNDO
3:19-end that's my brain at school
You activated my Alucard
"shame for you, you activated my alucard"
Lol I loved his conversation with the dandyman in the beginning and the trip at the end lol. Too good.
the fuck is this?
the fuck was that?
XD so fuckin dead
That was the best part!!Any idea which music video was it from ??
Blockhead - The Music Scene
When you review for a Math Final
HEY DANDYDICK!!! You missed whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop
mf toblerone alejandro
aka dandy dick
What pity, you activated my Alucard
Best line
the death sounds were from tf2 sniper medic heavy
Lewis Stephenson and engineer
And Demoman.
OH MY GOD, WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS OUTSIDE?!
I think the dandyman was the second person to make alucard blead the most
the next time im playing yugioh and they activate one of my trap cards ill say the line. "oh what a shame you activated my alucard!" i wonder what their reaction will be hehe
Right after the psychedelic grenade exploded I got an add for Oscar Meyer hotdogs. Great timing XD
“Woopwoopwoopwoopwoop”
-Alucard, 1997
Dandyman’s last hand must have been aces over 8s
Wait a hot second, does the guy who voices Alucard also voice Perfect Cell?
Yup tht would be Taka
Is this what hellsing became? AWESOME!
Dandyman would have been a monster in any other universe
The reason they do this outside is bcs it’s fun also automatically no witnesses
No cuts, 100% distilled comedy
You activated my alu card was too good a pun
1:13 is the fucking best 🤣🤣🤣
I love how they didnt even pronounce the name corectly
Best abbriged series hands down
That arm split thing is what I fear might happen if I peel a hangnail from my finger
You missed
Ravenseal woopwoopwoop!!