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Triple immortality!!!! 🔥

1:57-2:09 I always remember that scene, it really likes watching porno something XD

2024. This now Applies to Anglican Church lol.

As Seras always said "Bitches love cannons"

I love how much of an asshole he is to everyone who isn't Seras

So Dandyman is a generic Latino version of Gambit

Wait where’s the music?!? Wtf did RUclips do this time!

Talking about: ¨free world censorship¨

Love the bass

F : you activate my trap card N : shame you activated a lu card😂

so bad o abridged yeah thats why lol

Alucard: Playing Yugioh Pip: Playing Call Of Duty

"You activated my alu-card" so police girl is also Magician girl

OH. If it isn't the catholic church. And what's this? No little Timmy glued to your crotch. Progress!

I swear to god I just heard a tf2 sniper death sound

When your mother drank while you were in her womb, did she use vodka or tequila for her margaritas??

What is the tune pip is huming?

Arucard was like bitches love cannons

That arm split thing is what I fear might happen if I peel a hangnail from my finger

Are theese what they actually say?! I can never tell!

I like how he screams in pain. Hey Dandyman? Huh? You lost. Uh huh. And now I have to read your mind. Huh? By drinking all your blood. (Whimpers then screams) OM NOM NOM MOM!

Dundee dick you missed runs up wall😅😅

"Oh my god! Why are they doingbthis outside!?" XD

Check check check your privileges ...

Is that the actual dub its fucking hilarious

Ah yes... the part at 1:10 always makes me chuckle lol

Hey dandydick you missed - woooop wwooooopp

I need to call somebody "cheeky dickwaffle" before I kick the bucket.

god this shit was absolute pure comedy genius

"You activated my AluCARD" Best line ever spoken by man

1:30 That guy going “Nononono-“ gets me every time. 🤣

Is it sad that I just realized Van Winkle was a feminazi joke

Does anyone know the song that plays when he says "you demand my attention" onwards

"I was a chick in the '40s" LOL!

Alucard took violence attack Pip took stealth attack.

Also funny because Anderson keeps an orphanage.

Remember , if they make those jokes with such Sadistic Glee , they are most likely Pedophiles themselves trying to thrown the attention away through false accusations .

1:26 - 1:44 is one of the main reasons I love pip

funny thing is, Anderson would 100% hunt down priests who do "that" to children.

Video where?

3:09

feminazi sjjsjssjsjsjjssj

Geeeeet sooomee !!!!

Something wrong with the dub😂

dandyman sounds like a codename for a serial child rapist

Be honest I would like to think of The abridged series is this is how things are from alucard's point of view

Hey they used the tf2 dead sounds

"You missed~! - WHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOP-" is the funniest goddamn line in this whole show.

Looking at this, I forgot how graphic Hellsing Ultimate is... *marvelous....*

VAGABUNDO XD