I always choose other gods over Dio because I love him too much to know that his AoE attacks aren't gonna do shit against me like any other god like Poseidon and etc. would.
@@eclipsicalbluestocking1182 I hate that fight because the shield always blocks 90% of my attacks and the spear gets me at the least convenient times when taking down aterius
Artemis vs Demeter, yikes. Both of their trials suck, so it's a lose-lose. Eaay: Athena, Ares, Dionysus A Pain: Zeus, Poseidon, Aphrodite Brutal: Artemis, Demeter Anyone saying Ares, Zeus, and Artemis are the same should know that Ares=Rng, Zeus=Ares+speedx2, Artemis =Zeus+Ares.
That is pretty accurate. In the Illiad, Zeus admits that he hates Ares with all his being, but still helps heal him from his injuries because he is his son.
@@l.n.3372 Because Ares is a petty, lazy, destructive asshat with literally zero redeeming qualities who sows chaos and discord wherever he goes, whose only famous myth is getting his ass kidnapped by a pair of giants. On the other hand, it's not exactly his fault. Ares got kind of screwed in the divine domain department, and essentially represents all of the negative aspects of war; chaos, famine, murder, pillaging, and the like. He's the guy that you pray to because you don't want him on the other side, not because you actually want him on yours. He's the unpleasant, but necessary, side effects.
@@lucaswinsor4469 I don't think that's actually true. Greek myths vary by region. Perhaps Athens, Greece was harsher towards Ares because they favored Athena (duh). But Sparta wasn't as harsh. Neither was Rome, with Mars.
It's the same for when you call your father during the boss fight examples are my personal favorites. Zagreus: FATHER!!! Hades: WHAT? and Zagreus: FATHER!!! Hades: oh shut up
I remember the first time I got the Trial and I felt like garbage when Artemis became so disappointed in me for choosing Dyonisus as opposed to her. I felt like I failed a friend.
I wish Athena said something like "In times of war, we must make choices we do not want. Understand my retribution comes not from anger." or "I'm certain you did that for practical reasons, not personal ones. Here's a practical reason to do otherwise.", just, acknowledging that neither choice is a good one, without actually making it better.
Nothing to do with the main theme of the video but those bow and arrow minions in elysium make me want to gauge my eyeballs out with a toothpick, having to chase those guys around because they just jump around corners running away and you have to deal with traps, and trials, and other minions while you're chasing them might just be the most annoying thing in the world
When you've done trial of the gods several times, it really be like "eh they'll get over it" I love it
Yeah, still want to see how they would react everytime
@@procel42 True. Never gets old tbh 😆
I always tell them “nooo don’t be mad, I still love uuuuuu babe” in front of my screen
Curious, what's the difficult choices for you guys?
For me, it's Artemis and Dionysus.
@@shoyohinata3462 it’s uncle number 1and number number two for me
Zeus/Athena: you shall suffer for this transgression.
Zag: uses their own blessings against them.
Zeus/Athena: listen here you little shit...
Thats just adorable
😂😂😂
Did this with Dionysus and he just said "man I thought we were closer than this"
That honestly kinda hurts. Poor dio :(
Aww...
He'll get over it.
I always choose other gods over Dio because I love him too much to know that his AoE attacks aren't gonna do shit against me like any other god like Poseidon and etc. would.
Honestly that hurts a lot more than Zeus or Poseidon
@@GanjjaCat yea.. poor DIO
Posideon said "Well this is awkward" and it made me laugh so hard
For me I got to him to say "Oh so now you need my help?"
lmao asking for a god's blessing to fight his wrath
Lol, for zeus I got the "the audacity!" One
Unironically one of the most memorable lines from the game for me. I thought it was hilarious the way he was almost proud. "The sheer audacity!"
I got "Wh- I ought to strike YOU down!" Loved that one.
I got, “have you gone daft nephew?”
my fav is with Dionisis: "really man? i just..."
The most humiliating thing in this game is getting killed by any god other than Hades
Edit: and thesseus obviously
Eh I'd say getting killed by demeter is understandable too she's kind of unreasonably hard to survive in comparison to other gods
Idk I think getting killed by Theseus is pretty humiliating since he spends the whole fight just bullying you
@@eclipsicalbluestocking1182 I hate that fight because the shield always blocks 90% of my attacks and the spear gets me at the least convenient times when taking down aterius
@@matthewbaldock886 I hate that damn spear it always hits even when I'm spamming dash
Hades be like "these your mans???"
i did this with Artemis once and she went "WHAT are you doing?!"
i just did it and she said "really? now?" i guess they have a few different ones for them all!
my favorite is ares who literally just goes "*How. Dare. You*"
The favorite one I've ever gotten was from Artemis. She literally just says "what is *wrong* with you?" In the most fed up voice imaginable
Did it against Ares and he just said "Disgusting".
"I strongly disapprove" 🤣
I LOVE seeing people use Hades' power against Hades LOL.
Zag: Hades!
Hades: yes?
My favorite one is:
Zagreus: Father!!
Hades: Boy!!
Did this with Poseidon: "WHY you little-"
"listen here you little shit"
Ha! Did it recently with him and I got a “Not cool, little hades!” From Poseidon. Made me laugh so hard. What an uncle response
I quite like the cold God’s one (censoring for spoilers)
“THE AUDACITY OF YOUTH!”
I picked artermis over demeter once and learned my mistake. That big saw thing preventing dashing was quite literally the death of me.
Yeah, that's why I dread it when Theseus invokes her call. So troublesome.
Artemis vs Demeter, yikes. Both of their trials suck, so it's a lose-lose.
Eaay: Athena, Ares, Dionysus
A Pain: Zeus, Poseidon, Aphrodite
Brutal: Artemis, Demeter
Anyone saying Ares, Zeus, and Artemis are the same should know that Ares=Rng, Zeus=Ares+speedx2, Artemis =Zeus+Ares.
Both are a nightmare to deal with
More reasons to like ares and athena more (the easiest god trials in the game)
I hate Demeter so much that I’ll always pick the other god over her, difficulty be damned
my own unspoken rule is to never pick any god over artemis even Demeter
to hell with their difficulty am never gonna upset my fav god
Did this with Zeus once and just got total silence. I'm not sure if he was shocked or disgusted, but I about lost my run from laughing so hard
They might be miffed, they might disapprove.
But, they are still helping you.
Seems strange for the Greek Gods.
That is pretty accurate. In the Illiad, Zeus admits that he hates Ares with all his being, but still helps heal him from his injuries because he is his son.
@@fbiuzz
Why does Zeus hate Ares that much, jeez
@@l.n.3372 Because Ares is a petty, lazy, destructive asshat with literally zero redeeming qualities who sows chaos and discord wherever he goes, whose only famous myth is getting his ass kidnapped by a pair of giants.
On the other hand, it's not exactly his fault. Ares got kind of screwed in the divine domain department, and essentially represents all of the negative aspects of war; chaos, famine, murder, pillaging, and the like. He's the guy that you pray to because you don't want him on the other side, not because you actually want him on yours. He's the unpleasant, but necessary, side effects.
@@lucaswinsor4469
I don't think that's actually true. Greek myths vary by region. Perhaps Athens, Greece was harsher towards Ares because they favored Athena (duh). But Sparta wasn't as harsh. Neither was Rome, with Mars.
Same way that they still give you Boons when you constantly not choose them at the trial of gods.
Zeus sounds very offended but I'm not sure he minds cause he just gets to chuck down more lightning in the location
Zeus gave me "Don't test me, young man."
It's the same for when you call your father during the boss fight examples are my personal favorites.
Zagreus: FATHER!!!
Hades: WHAT?
and
Zagreus: FATHER!!!
Hades: oh shut up
Also
Zagreus: FATHER!!!
Hades: Son.
I Heard you can have this line also :
- " FATHER !"
- " I'm right here !"
"FATHER"
"BOY"
I also got one where he said
"I can hear you fine"
Or something along the lines
I also got one where he said
"I can hear you fine"
Or something along the lines
I remember the first time I got the Trial and I felt like garbage when Artemis became so disappointed in me for choosing Dyonisus as opposed to her. I felt like I failed a friend.
Zag: Can I use your powers against you?
All the gods: DAMN IT...Fine.
0:20 Sorry, Athena, but due consideration is precisely what led him to that outcome.
Still remember Artemis's: "...Really?" The deadpan delivery made me laugh so hard I had to pause
I wish Athena said something like "In times of war, we must make choices we do not want. Understand my retribution comes not from anger." or "I'm certain you did that for practical reasons, not personal ones. Here's a practical reason to do otherwise.", just, acknowledging that neither choice is a good one, without actually making it better.
Unless I'm on a timer, I always go against Athena.
You’re on a timer.
@@andreassmed2255 unless the timer is affecting the gameplay. Is obviously what he means
@Anthony Ryan It’s affecting the gameplay.
And they still help you, the utter chads!
It might be a relatively small thing in the game but, I love the fact they added the reactions of the gods being used in their own trials.
0:25 Athena: "I strongly disapprove."
Zeus is ride or die
Demeter gets really angry ahhahah
i DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS A THING???? That's so clever!!!
When you play the game not for the main gameplay,
But for dialogue.
It makes you really want to go
"What atrocity do I want to commit nexdt?"
@@receedzeraq9488 Nice idea! After finishing all the quests and prophecies the game has become a bit bland to me. Time to spice it up a little.
That was litteraly the achievement on my last run for 100%, felt like a damn coincidence
i love how they're only mildly perturbed.
Pissing off Athena in Elysium? Thank you for your sacrifice.
I did yhis with Artemis and she was like "What is wrong with you?"
One of the first things I did in Hades. It was great.
When i used the Posseidon's help, he just smack me with a wave and almost killed me. XD
Nothing to do with the main theme of the video but those bow and arrow minions in elysium make me want to gauge my eyeballs out with a toothpick, having to chase those guys around because they just jump around corners running away and you have to deal with traps, and trials, and other minions while you're chasing them might just be the most annoying thing in the world
Zeus:kills me during these bossfight
Me:
I used Demeter's call against her and she said something along the lines of " the audacity of youth"
It might be Poseidon but I swear one of them goes, "augh! The audacity!!"
I did that with Athena aswell so far, I wanted to try just cause I thought it was funny and it was well worth it
Zagreus summoning the gods against their own trials: play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
This... The devs thought of every aspect! :)))))
The invincible enemies is why I ALWAYS choose Athena over whatever other boon is present
It’s just far too annoying to deal with
Now that's funny🤣
That's just rubbing salt in the wound
Bad Call's a funny achievement lmao
I love this funny and nice to know.
OMG