Dialogue: Renan - It's back!! He hit the tree branch and came back. Pablo- ricocheted. Renan- It didn't explode! The firecracker is there oh! It's biting on the hand! It's biting!! It's biting!! (Laughs). I got hit! Wounded man!!!
@Duo King yeah! But my cousin was got three stungs and I one on my head. "Cobra is down!!! Repeat! Agent cobra is down!!" Tereza from game syphon philter
Honestly, trying to blow up the wasp nest with a fire cracker wasn't the stupid part, it was _picking up the dud and holding it up to your face 10 seconds after it didn't go off._
Yeah, but they can fly up to 25 miles per hour (for Asian giant hornet). Humans run about 12 or 15 if in full sprint. They will get you... You may outrun smaller hornets, but just pretend they are all Asian giants just to be safe.😂
No, you can return a few hours later in many cases as they will ditch the nest. Wasps, bees and hornets absolutely hate having their nests disturbed and will try to find a quiet place to build it away from disturbances. Believe it or not, if you destroy the nest before the wasps sting you to death, they typically become very passive and stop attacking as they no longer have a nest to defend.
Earthing is a real thing. No other animal user shoes. 💀🤡🤡🤡 Just like no other animal consumes meat that makes them sick and drinks milk as non-babies. Lol
Women do not live longer dumbass if you were in a situation if a killer was chasing you you would crawl on the ground and put your hand above your face and scream “don’t hurt me”
This reminds me of the range officer in a particular regiment which shall remain nameless. He was checking the range for unexploded ordnance after grenade practice and noticed something on the ground that look like, uh, unexploded ordnance. In order to determine whether it was, in fact, unexploded ordnance, he poked it with his swagger stick. His hospital stay was a lot shorter than most of us predicted, all things considered. Incidentally, that was only in the top three of the dumbest things he ever did, and illustrates the perils of generations of intermarriage amongst the English nobility.
These are hornets, and hornets can literally track the air vibrations / disruptions to see exactly what threatened their nest. Hell even a lot of wasps can do this. Meaning- you can be standing 20-30 feet away, and if you throw a rock at a hornet nest, the hornets will come out of the nest (obviously didn’t see you throw it) and be able to follow the exact path the rock took to the nest= right to you lol. We had a wasp nest in a basketball hoop once, like inside the metal bars, and one wasp was able to track EXACTLY who threw the basketball (there were multiples of us playing) and flew directly to the one that shot the basketball to sting him. Wasps / hornets are insane.
Gonna give you some clues. Either you have raid, and spray it into the entrance for 5 sec, or you have raid, combine it with an lighter and spray the nest for ten seconds, or any flamable sprayed, combined with an lighter. Raid will kill the nest, but get out of dodge for the returning workers. For those interested. Raid kills insects by activating receptors to activate muscles. For example, if you spray an fly, it will start to fly around everywhere. Only insects have the receptors for this poison, and they will die from exhaustion/heart failure.
We did similarly stupid things as teens....except we used a 12 gage shotgun, and i swear i can still feel those stingers. Never knew theyd get in your pants pockets as well.
If it’s out & not bothering anyone, why bother it? They are beneficial. They kill spiders & other bad bugs from gardens, etc & they actually do pollinate some
Suggestion. If you don't care about the tree, use a tiger torch. Make sure you start at the entrance/exit. The nest will be consumed in 5 seconds and you won't get stung. Works great.
Professional wasp killers: "let's use a flamethrower." These dweebs: "let's use what David killed Goliath with.... should work against these tiny lads."
Holy crap, I thought I was looking at two walking sticks wearing human clothes, but then I realized those sticks were arms and legs! I was waiting for a hornet to come out of the nest, pick them up and fly off with them. They should really consider doing some sort of weight related workout to gain some sort of muscle or the hornets are going to kidnap them and drop them off on another continent
Oh my these ppl these days. 1. That's not good bc as the wasp come out they would fly around and they would recognize you faster than you think so watch out. 2. How to get rid of a wasp nest is to either put gasoline in a cup, or mix water soup to get rid of them but in that case just leave the wasp nest ALONE 3. Please stop playing around it's not good and please keep out of trouble bc your gonna get yourself in trouble
Hornets don’t forget a face. If the Hive sees you and you’re a threat, they will chase you. Even if you go back a month later, they’ll remember you and attack instantly.
1st of all. Learn how to shoot a sling shot. 2nd shoot the thing from another 20 ft or more and 3rd use wasp and hornet spray at night when they are least active. The spray is good from 27 ft and they will not be able to come after you
If those were giant hornets you wouldn't be making it out of there alive, i almost say this with full confidence. They fly faster than you can run, they would be on you like glue stinging you multiple times with stings that feel like gunshot wounds. I also like to believe you wouldn't be doing this if they were indeed giant hornets
Alien Tourist Guide : Eveyone this is planet earth and one of living here is the intelligent species we called humans Aliens: Whoa beautiful planet.. the alien tourist guide shows another floating screen and accidentally zoom in the part where the two human is attacking this nest.. Alien Tourist Guide: Well thats all for today thank you 😅
I learned before ten years old dont throw rocks at hornets nests. The wasps Zi sccidentslly stepped on and that SUCKED! But hornet nests we woukd spends hours throeing rocks at them till destroyed until one found me and it felt like d hammer hit my forearm. They are so much worse than bees and wasps I felt. It was the blue/black ones in MI
Something you probably don't realize these type of bees have memory they will remember everything about you your scent the way you look even down to the clothes you're wearing and anytime you're anywhere near them or they see you they will sting you one thing really bad about this type of bees is they have a very good memory😂
@pablojpiccoli The best way to kill them is with a flamethrower or one of those propane burners, LOL. Or put them in a bag of gasoline, and they will die instantly. Just got to figure out how to get the bag around them.
Asian hornets like orange banded hornet (Vespa affinis) if it flies around you ,you'd better run away. just a single sting can cause life-threatening..
Were the wasps bothering anyone? They seem to be in the middle of nowhere not bothering anyone so there was no reason for this. Yes, wasps sting you, but they're alive and feel just like us. It's cruel
I saw a nest larger than this once in the woods, of black hornets. Me being the genius I am, decided to shoot it with a 12G shotgun from 10 yards..... The nest exploded with a literal black ring of hornets that swarmed me faster than I ever believed possible lol by the time I recovered from recoil and jacked the shell out, they were already on me. Worth it tho. Lol 😂
Dialogue:
Renan - It's back!! He hit the tree branch and came back.
Pablo- ricocheted.
Renan- It didn't explode! The firecracker is there oh! It's biting on the hand! It's biting!! It's biting!! (Laughs). I got hit! Wounded man!!!
@Duo King yeah! But my cousin was got three stungs and I one on my head.
"Cobra is down!!! Repeat! Agent cobra is down!!"
Tereza from game syphon philter
Should have done it at night time! 😂
@@HARLEYEAGLE88 good idea 💡
@@pablojpiccolisyphon philter was my all time favorite Playstation game growing up.
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Honestly, trying to blow up the wasp nest with a fire cracker wasn't the stupid part, it was _picking up the dud and holding it up to your face 10 seconds after it didn't go off._
I agree, however the moment you plan everything, and the exact opposite happens. It causes confusion in our minds and disaster sets in.
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we got it after a few stings
Where is this located? Nice scenery
@@ASSWAX123 Brazil
When you attack a wasp/hornet/yellowjacket nest, run like hell, and don't ever go back until the next day.
Yes, surely, they have memory. But the hell is not a news for me.
Yeah, but they can fly up to 25 miles per hour (for Asian giant hornet). Humans run about 12 or 15 if in full sprint. They will get you... You may outrun smaller hornets, but just pretend they are all Asian giants just to be safe.😂
@@williammcleroy558 what!! So it means that even with all our speed they catch up to us. That day we ran against the wind
@@pablojpiccoli Haha, yeah. Smaller ones flay about the same speed we run.
No, you can return a few hours later in many cases as they will ditch the nest. Wasps, bees and hornets absolutely hate having their nests disturbed and will try to find a quiet place to build it away from disturbances.
Believe it or not, if you destroy the nest before the wasps sting you to death, they typically become very passive and stop attacking as they no longer have a nest to defend.
These geniuses don’t even have on shoes. 😂😂
Hahahahah.
They got stinged by grass
We leave it on the side of smartphone. And run out of there... 😁
Earthing is a real thing. No other animal user shoes. 💀🤡🤡🤡 Just like no other animal consumes meat that makes them sick and drinks milk as non-babies. Lol
@We Pay You $50-100 no other animal uses computers or speaks English, your point being?
Truly a masterpiece of human brainwork
🧠🤯😁
1st dumb idea: messing with a hornets nest
2nd dumb idea: messing with a hornets nest without any shoes
Wearing shorts lol
This is the reason why women live longer than men
Guy on TV: "When men are married who scream just like you, they just wanna die sooner" 😂😂
Women do not live longer dumbass if you were in a situation if a killer was chasing you you would crawl on the ground and put your hand above your face and scream “don’t hurt me”
@@chewpack8101well, I remember that video 😂
@xeirux8911based quote 💪💪💪
@@rednaifraterk9322 that was cringe
As my late father would say, “Wasps are merely assholes with with a set of wings”.
If your parents have ever called you stupid, show them this video.
I'm so high and I'm crying laughing reading this comment 10x in a row
@@facefacts3435 🤣🤣
Your still stupid
These two couldn’t pour a beer
The my friend, i dont drunk nothing diferent of beer.
@@pablojpiccoli sounds like you've already drank something.
@@LisaAnn777 right
I think it’s pretty obvious English is not their first language…your comments are ignorant
@@totallytammy9892 we are Brazilians Italian descendants and speak Portuguese.
Every aspect of this video and their careful preparedness for this scenario deserves a Darwin Award
This reminds me of the range officer in a particular regiment which shall remain nameless. He was checking the range for unexploded ordnance after grenade practice and noticed something on the ground that look like, uh, unexploded ordnance. In order to determine whether it was, in fact, unexploded ordnance, he poked it with his swagger stick.
His hospital stay was a lot shorter than most of us predicted, all things considered.
Incidentally, that was only in the top three of the dumbest things he ever did, and illustrates the perils of generations of intermarriage amongst the English nobility.
These are hornets, and hornets can literally track the air vibrations / disruptions to see exactly what threatened their nest. Hell even a lot of wasps can do this. Meaning- you can be standing 20-30 feet away, and if you throw a rock at a hornet nest, the hornets will come out of the nest (obviously didn’t see you throw it) and be able to follow the exact path the rock took to the nest= right to you lol.
We had a wasp nest in a basketball hoop once, like inside the metal bars, and one wasp was able to track EXACTLY who threw the basketball (there were multiples of us playing) and flew directly to the one that shot the basketball to sting him. Wasps / hornets are insane.
Hum! This look like crazy 🤣. The guys has made fun of him that day probably .
Gonna give you some clues. Either you have raid, and spray it into the entrance for 5 sec, or you have raid, combine it with an lighter and spray the nest for ten seconds, or any flamable sprayed, combined with an lighter.
Raid will kill the nest, but get out of dodge for the returning workers.
For those interested. Raid kills insects by activating receptors to activate muscles. For example, if you spray an fly, it will start to fly around everywhere. Only insects have the receptors for this poison, and they will die from exhaustion/heart failure.
Nice teach.
We did similarly stupid things as teens....except we used a 12 gage shotgun, and i swear i can still feel those stingers. Never knew theyd get in your pants pockets as well.
That is common I guess, a lot of other were saying that lmao
Get as close as you can barely dressed. Yeah,that's genius level.
u r pucy
2 brainiacs here! Great comments too. I’d like to mention the fact the bloke was BAREFOOT! A real show of intelligence. 😂
@@lauras6603 barefoot for freedom. That place was safe for that
There's a rule that says you have to be smarter than the wasps.
"Projectile Ricocheted, we'll get em' next time"
- Soap
These two could fuck up a cup of coffee.
But the good coffee it's Celia's coffee ☕.
If it’s out & not bothering anyone, why bother it? They are beneficial. They kill spiders & other bad bugs from gardens, etc & they actually do pollinate some
Making Bevis and Butthead look like valedictorians
Wasps probably - "Why is everyone always trying to kill us 😢?"
Don't try this if you find a bald-faced hornet nest
Ok, very well
*Meanwhile in the wasps nest*
"Hey guys I came back from patrol, wait where'd everyone go?"
*outside*
"I GOT HIM I GOT HIM-"
Underrated
The winner of today's Darwin award....
Suggestion. If you don't care about the tree, use a tiger torch. Make sure you start at the entrance/exit. The nest will be consumed in 5 seconds and you won't get stung. Works great.
Grateful for your comment 🙂
@@pablojpiccoli thats when we take out a flame thrower 😁
beavis and butthead in real life
beavis: ok butthead light it
butthead: hahahahaha this is gonna be cool
Time for the baseball bat! Lmao!😂
Hahahahah
That would be even worse. You would piss off all of them and it wouldn’t kill everyone. Fire would be a better option.
@@MPdude237Whaaat, really? No way, the original comment must be a joke!
@@MPdude237nah just use a baseball bat, trust
@@Doodoofart725apparently sarcasm isn't read, or maybe translated, very well😂
Shorts and a T-Shirt: "My Greatest Idea"
What’s so much better is knowing Brazilian Portuguese haha
No captions in the world could express how much funnier it sounds
Must be the first time they ever heard of hornets.
Never return to the scene of a crime you just committed, lol
There’s always an even dumber friend who seconds the idea of a century
Professional wasp killers: "let's use a flamethrower."
These dweebs: "let's use what David killed Goliath with.... should work against these tiny lads."
Y'all the smartest and bravest people i have watched.
When "moronic" meets "wasp nest".
“He needs his glasses! He can’t see without his glasses”
He needs of shadow
they have balls of steel for doing it without armor
Bees be like" It took us 3 weeks to build this nest. You fuckers gonna try to knock it down in 2 mins? I got something for that ass!! 😂
Pablo this wasn't your best idea but it rocks dude I'd do the same thing 😂😂 keep that nest there, I'm buying a flight over to it
I think that I need to growing up 😂😂😂
How to win Darwin’s award tutorial.
Before you declare war, know your opponent intimately. You guys were thoroughly undereducated.
"If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles..."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Holy crap, I thought I was looking at two walking sticks wearing human clothes, but then I realized those sticks were arms and legs! I was waiting for a hornet to come out of the nest, pick them up and fly off with them. They should really consider doing some sort of weight related workout to gain some sort of muscle or the hornets are going to kidnap them and drop them off on another continent
How to get stung by hornets without them being interested in you
Use water in a sprayer with Dawn dishwashing liquid in it, the thick blue Dawn. It suffocates them while preventing them from flying.
Oh my these ppl these days.
1. That's not good bc as the wasp come out they would fly around and they would recognize you faster than you think so watch out.
2. How to get rid of a wasp nest is to either put gasoline in a cup, or mix water soup to get rid of them but in that case just leave the wasp nest ALONE
3. Please stop playing around it's not good and please keep out of trouble bc your gonna get yourself in trouble
This is why we need to remove warning labels on everything so idiots don't make it past 4 yrs dld
When you don’t know you’re not supposed to go near a wasp nest you just attacked, you can’t possible know much of anything at all.
@@TrueStory1827 I think so
I can imagine you guys with guns! " Hmm, my gun seems to be jammed, let me just put it to my eye so I can look and see what is happening."
"Hmmm! That's stance!! That's a gun!!"
Look at the swarm around that nest! Holy hell...
Hornets don’t forget a face. If the Hive sees you and you’re a threat, they will chase you. Even if you go back a month later, they’ll remember you and attack instantly.
Nice!!! 🐝
The first laugh after it went in,..., the laugh of, this is gonna be great.
I love that their laughing after getting bitten by wasps like it’s a joke
The closest we have to Beavis and Butthead.
Single digit IQ unlocked 🔓
Messing with Bald Faced Hornets. A lesson you only need taught one time.
How you're not dead from that is astronomically crazy
1st of all. Learn how to shoot a sling shot. 2nd shoot the thing from another 20 ft or more and 3rd use wasp and hornet spray at night when they are least active. The spray is good from 27 ft and they will not be able to come after you
You know they're dumb when they think it's a wasp's nest... How bout hornets😂
É só colocar algo em baixo que faça bastante fumaça elas vão embora, acender bandeja de ovos de papelão por exemplo, preserva a árvore
Idiots aside, the countryside is beautiful! Look at the waterfall in the distance. U can see it just above the tree the nest is in
If those were giant hornets you wouldn't be making it out of there alive, i almost say this with full confidence. They fly faster than you can run, they would be on you like glue stinging you multiple times with stings that feel like gunshot wounds. I also like to believe you wouldn't be doing this if they were indeed giant hornets
Ah! I also think !
who else saw one of the wasps fly straight after them?
By the time you grow a full beard you should be past the shooting at hornet nests with a slingshot stage.
The Watchman River channel’s newest vid brought me here.
Alien Tourist Guide : Eveyone this is planet earth and one of living here is the intelligent species we called humans
Aliens: Whoa beautiful planet..
the alien tourist guide shows another floating screen and accidentally zoom in the part where the two human is attacking this nest..
Alien Tourist Guide: Well thats all for today thank you 😅
there is no way to make an omelet without breaking some eggs
I have a question are you in 🇧🇷
Yeah! From Brazil 😎this is Brazil!!!
Which City Are You In
I Will Recommend You Buy A Bee 🐝 suit then make a trap buy it or make it
@@MiguelJAGM Alfredo Chaves, Espírito Santo, Brazil.
good to know idiocy is universal and not just in the US.
This new sims game looks fire.
Idiocy knows no language barrier. Are they 12 years old?
pops a m67 grenade under the nest*
You can clearly see these 2 are bursting with A levels 😂
What is that dark thing above the trees?
First 2 seconds of the video and me yelling your so stupid at my phone 😂😂
Best Candidates for Darwin award 😂
Those wasps😂 were minding their own lil bidness when suddenly....😂😂😂
I thought I could only blow up a wasp nest if u bear hug it for 5 seconds with your mouth open, no?
That's called Divine justice!!! Lol😅😅
Headphone users getting a heart attack when bug was on mic. 😂
I use this when pedaling on trails 🏞️🚵🏻
Holy cow the second you shoot it I can see it pulsating
Wasps: you came to the wrong fvcking Neighborhood
That’s not a wasp nest….. that’s a bald face hornet’s nest
If human stupidity had the wings people could fly like a birds.
I learned before ten years old dont throw rocks at hornets nests. The wasps Zi sccidentslly stepped on and that SUCKED!
But hornet nests we woukd spends hours throeing rocks at them till destroyed until one found me and it felt like d hammer hit my forearm. They are so much worse than bees and wasps I felt. It was the blue/black ones in MI
"Eat two weeks old unrefrigerated pie..."
Is a good challenge, but I need be alive.
Dumb ways to die
Disturb a nest of wasp for no good reason
Something you probably don't realize these type of bees have memory they will remember everything about you your scent the way you look even down to the clothes you're wearing and anytime you're anywhere near them or they see you they will sting you one thing really bad about this type of bees is they have a very good memory😂
They are wasps . It's so very angry we got a several stings on that day.
@pablojpiccoli The best way to kill them is with a flamethrower or one of those propane burners, LOL. Or put them in a bag of gasoline, and they will die instantly. Just got to figure out how to get the bag around them.
@@ssaircare great idea
You have nice looking property. Nice 👍
The owner call Teresa Bravim. We just a neighborhood.
Honestly, I thought the stings would be much worse than that.
Asian hornets like orange banded hornet (Vespa affinis) if it flies around you ,you'd better run away. just a single sting can cause life-threatening..
@@superflanker972 "Master!! What you doing here!?"
@@pablojpiccoli "Just wandering around"💀
let's not ignore how we can see the entire skeleton in his hand
Bee in the nest: so anyway me and shield were out and
Looks out the window: what...tf...is that
Were the wasps bothering anyone? They seem to be in the middle of nowhere not bothering anyone so there was no reason for this. Yes, wasps sting you, but they're alive and feel just like us. It's cruel
HI I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE AND WELCOME TO JACKASS!
Me seeing the caption and thinking, no... it's not are you stupid? Well now i gotta watch this just to see what happens no idea...
The guy in the yellow shirt has some nice veins 👍
This guy just looks like the type of person to get stung to death by wasps
I live in florida and a black wasp (id do the same if it was white😂) flew into my studio apartment and for afew days i had a roommate rent free😅
I saw a nest larger than this once in the woods, of black hornets. Me being the genius I am, decided to shoot it with a 12G shotgun from 10 yards..... The nest exploded with a literal black ring of hornets that swarmed me faster than I ever believed possible lol by the time I recovered from recoil and jacked the shell out, they were already on me.
Worth it tho. Lol 😂
Looks like hornets and they'll chase you for miles