I played Super Mario Kart, so you don't have to

[@CaptainRillaboomArmenia]

SNES fans are gonna hunt you down the second you talk bad about this game.

[@pathogeneration5138]

can confirm

[@pathogeneration5138]

"Jesus, the drift thing is awful. I'm not even gunna do it. It's not gunna help me".
Cue: Eye-roll.
Cue: Screed.
More goofballs, talking shit about a game THEY CAN'T PLAY.