[Elite: Dangerous] Never Skip Hull Day
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- haha whoopsie my hand slipped. Repeatedly.
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The fact that you armored the cobra more than a default anoconda is just crazy
The absolute hull integrity (the only thing that matters in rams) is 3800. The resistances are still classified.
Hey, it's not ganking if I never broke the speed limit. I didn't even get a fine for this!
Oh by the way, this is NOT the big video for this cobra. That's coming later, this was just a side quest.
Knowing this just made this video even funnier 😂😂
@@Aijawa oh and I only took a total of 9% hull damage. In a cobra.
@@CrimsonGamer99 that makes even better too watch 😂😂😂
If they sat through that whole thing without ever once thinking to disengage the auto pilot or do the "I forgot my limpets" maneuver then I feel like they kinda had it coming for them.
Even if they were the only actual player in the station, autodock launching players into NPC ship pile ups or getting stuck on a nearby light pole is a common enough occurrence that you should never really trust it enough to go completely AFK.
This makes it legit. If you don't get a fine you didn't do anything wrong. This is a teaching moment.
And he will never play in OPEN again...
Well that is their choice. They are at JM so obviously not new.
I hope not
Lol - so fragile
and pvpers will cry about it to FDev saying its powerplay that is making people avoid open play
@@deavo74when u get to shinrarta you are still a new player wtf, its so fast to get ur first elite rank
and the "Something Crimson CAN'T RAM TO DEATH" left me on the floor
It's not that hard to get a well-shielded conda to jump 70ly, but then you got people out here flying tissue paper builds because it jumps 75ly.
@@CrimsonGamer99 I only once flew a ship without shields. Had a brainfart and sold the shield without equipping a new one and took 3% hull damage simply from taking off from a terrestrial port.
@@Timberwolf69 3% isn't too bad. This dude took 21% backing into the damn buildings lol.
@@CrimsonGamer99 3% from simply taking off, without touching anything? I forgot to metion that I got another 3% later when I touched down on a space station...
Enough of a reason for me to get at lest a small shield.
I understand not having hull for a jumpaconda, but absolutely no *shields*? That's just asking for a rebuy in the black lol.
A fully d rated, lightweight mod anaconda is going to go boom no matter if you dress it in a little shield or not.
@@Sir-Complains-a-Lot Yeah I know that, but it at least saves you from a few impacts with the ground
That is why I never fly anything without shields. My jump conda even has 1D lightweight hull RP which like gives +25% hull and cost like 0.15 ly.
But man, killing a clearly explorer Conda piloted probably by a new player, just because it dont has shield, is like beating up a child because his/her shoue lances are not tied.
That Conda build actually looks pretty damn nice, might give that a little look-see next time I'm in the mood to punish myself with engineering mats. Fun fun fun.
I threw that together in like 5 minutes as a "shielded explorer". It can probably be improved.
Never Skip Hull Day™
dont really understand that. just a mean move.
my hand slipped
@@CrimsonGamer99 you're just mean. be nice.
@@JazzRadioFfm no it was funny
He did it because "haha ship go boom"
He's gonna have to learn somehow, wether it's by funny cobra or NPC beluga plowing into him trough the mail slot, this way we can just all laugh at him 😂
WOW just WOW a poor cobra getting bullied by a Conda
Death by nose boop
"Owwww, stop ittttt, owwwww, stop itttt...." is what I hear in my head...
"The game is losing players? Well let's bully the rest off and be rude!" - Said every commander now for some goofy reason who keeps sabotaging the game.
haha spaceship go boom
Well, it's easy to make others responsible for own stupidity. ED never was kind to ignorance. Believe me, I paid my lessons in this game too ;)
@@CrimsonGamer99 big bada boom meme moment :D
@@MrCarvion Well, I remeber "slave scandal", when ED banned carrier owner from open cause "passengers" where too stupid to use autodestruct option. So - there were cases were ED was kind to ignorance, and even punished players that actually didn't brake any rules.
nah I fully agree with you, this is ridiculous. this game's community is incredibly toxic for no damn reason, I expected crimson to be different from all the anti-gank videos posted using ridiculous builds but I guess in the end they're all the same
Low effort Crimson Post mashallah
watch it hit the algorithm and get like 20k views
Mostly harmless. That's why we don't have new players in ed. U could spare him at 5% tbh.
That new cmdr was taught a valuable lesson. Never skip hull day
You need Elite to get to Jameson bud.
he got his way to elite in something and failed that hard, he deserves it 😂
@@lumpymilkC137he got a multiple valuable lesson. The open play is toxic, SO never play in open. And make better hull.
@@tekwerkas if its a meaningful or hard task to get elite rank lmao do you play ED?
LMAO exploration elite flys in open in shinrar in a paperconda in the most visited system in elite. What could possibly go wrong
cmdr wes: *tries to leave*
crimson :" I DIDNT HEAR NO BELL!!"
King Cobra against Anaconda
I don't get the joke here, this one just feels like watching someone beat a homeless man to death
The joke is that an elite explorer flying an unarmored, unshielded ’conda in Jameson and in open should really know better.
Dude has spent enough time to get elite in exploration but not enough to realize that a shield is a good idea around the busiest station in the game.
@@Maddock_ you guys sure he's elite? he seems to have modified thruster exhausts so he clearly has enough investment in the game to buy them... if you're right, then as much as I hate this whole "open is a free-for-all where you can be toxic all you want" mentality I will still have to agree that it was naive of him to try and pull into jameson completely unprotected
@@maximpikalev9538explorer elite decal is clearly emblazoned on his hull, and you need one elite to even get a Shinrarta Dezhra permit
@@CrimsonGamer99 shit, i forgot about that. it's been too long. makes sense now, thanks
Hey you do everspace crmson
1, no. 2, yes. I don't know what content I would make with it though.
Well will go do a video call killing boss
People will be like "omg you blew up a mostly harmless cmdr" and conveniently leave out you are in a station that requires an elite rank to access. Nice to see carebears are just as dumb as always.
Yea, because it is all that hard to get Elite rank these days.
you can literally get elite rank in like a day (maybe faster if you have strong friends), what are you talking about?
the fact a mostly harmless cmdr is at jameson is proof enough of that and yall just missing it completely
Another player gone from the community 😂
RIP Mostly Harmless commander. Guy was probably just trying to haul some biowaste to pay off his purchase.
That's only combat rank. They're elite as this is Jameson's Memorial.
@@happymoonmonkey yeah, an Elite Explorer 🤣
damn i remember watching your vids like a year ago and now this gets recommended to me cool to see elite is still being played and is not COMPLETELY dead
It is just as dead as Tetris, which is still played by millions every day... 😂😂😂
@@PsyTechnical you wish its only 4k Players most of the time
@@Nastalas Where did you get that number from?
It has never been dead.
@@Nastalas That's only if you go by Steam charts, which represents less than half of the playerbase on PC. Most people play either from the Frontier store or Epic Games (since it goes free to own like every other month there).
And that's not even including the surprising amount of people that still play on console.
I swear officer, he just kept tripping over and landing on my foot!
I mean, was it an Exploraconda? Cuz that would explain the paper hull.
Explorer Elite decal emblazoned on the hull
A wet tissue 83 lightyear 'Conda that can't boost, can't do more than a single jump and can't land on any planet sounds about right. But it's 83 lightyears jumprange, which makes it the BEST exploration ship possible, right (/s)?
@@cmdr.shurimal8980 I though about it for a while and I've heard actually good reason. There are simply places normal ships can't reach at all; that Jumpacondas can. That's it. The singular use of such ships. Kind of obsoleted by existence of Fleet Carriers though.
@@Hekkaryk Yes, that one single valid use. Comes with a caveat that the place you're going to has a scoopable star, or it's a one-way ticket with the 8 ton fuel tank this build requires. In short, an 83 ly 'Conda is more of a meme ship than a practical build.
In any case, a pretty tough 'Conda build with shields and 1300 hull HP-s can still do 74 lightyears, and a Phantom with V1 FSD can do 73.
@@Hekkarykat that point you just take a carrier, having an insane jump range ain't gonna get much more done than a well buit ship that's made to support itself
**a big ship friking explodes in the station**
"sir please, procede to landing pad 43"
Most reasonably outfitted harmless conda
Ha Ha ship go boom. Player probably has billions of credits, still probably crying. xD
What about sheild day?
Glad you could throw a build at him. Hopefully when it hits him it won't blow up his conda...
Crimson
What
@@CrimsonGamer99 what is your next video going to be?
@@luilong3083 Webgear waking out not noticing that his torps landed and he totally had me, but was too distraught to notice because I called him an "idiot" and it hurt his feelings
Im all shields I skip hull day
Meanwhile, in some forum far, far away....
"REEEEEEEEE! _something something_ FDev BAD!"
I chuckled. Thank you for the comment salt harvest. I needed a laugh.
Cheers. This thing hit the algorithm, I expect another hundred comments by this time tomorrow.
it's just game comrade o7