Jerma Streams - Yoostar 2: In The Movies
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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
- Jerma archived Yoostar 2: In The Movies (The original title of this stream was "Hollywood, Here I come!'", and was originally streamed/recorded on September 1st, 2017)
This video is part of a larger stream that went 1. Yoostar 2: In The Movies, 2. TV Superstars
(Note: This channel is not run by Jerma/Ster, just a couple of fans wanting to archive the streams for a later date, and just for the community of fans.)
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"The owner, he wants us to finish this bottle and three more, says he'll water his garden with champagne before he'll let the Germans drink it."
"...............yeh."
"You said it."
*GOOD LINE*
Here's looking at you, kid
It’s like he’s offended by his remarks, yet Jerma just doesn’t know what to say.
I realize Im kinda off topic but do anyone know of a good site to watch new series online?
@Torin Adrian thanks, I went there and it seems to work :) I appreciate it!!
i can just imagine what the movie industry is like in this game's universe
"Luke, I am your fa-fuck, I messed up the line. Can we start over?"
*line stays in*
*movie gets 16 oscars*
Where are all the replies
@@silly_lil_guy on scorpy's video
@@silly_lil_guy Are you gay by any chance?
@@somerand0mpers0nWho the fuck is scorpy
Utopia
"Mike Tyson?"
*_average white guy appears_*
"...That's right."
*compact white guy
1:36:27 "where's my drink?" grows an until he is the size of the room
We was tired of people calling him short
Final hours starts playing
why is this game not more of a meme this has so much potential
Its on an old system with old hardwore. Sigh sad ;n;
@@dimitriwarchief301 so is Metal Gear Revengeance and we still meme the shit out of it.
@@RED-sl2le True, and it's annoying af
@@RED-sl2le Yeah but that game is a meme by itself, I assume anyway. This one requires players to make it a meme
@@thiagopereira8098 Bruh
i feel like this game was made for jerma to stream...
yeah
yee
This and TV Superstars
swex
@@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. You said it.
42:03 is honestly a genuine psycho Jerma moment.
Was about to say that is my FAVORITE moment
To be faie, everyone in that room was a fucking psychopath. The dudes just stared at him and randomly shouted "Oh lord!" with smiles on their faces.
When he said "You got a problem?" I sensed some Travis Bickle/Taxi Driver vibes. Good stuff.
49:46
“YOU LITTLE SHIT ITS NOT A TUMOR!”
...
CLASSIC LINE!
This moment was put into a popular Jerma moments compilation years later lol
It’s true!
Classic Line!
cult classic!
Awesome Line!
1:23:05
(Flips off an entire stadium of people)
*NICE POSE*
1:44:13 I can't get over how Jerma's comedy is so perfect to the extent him not even being on camera for like 90% of the video is the funniest shit ever just because of how he sets the joke up
where did you go?
Where did you go?
Where did you go?
Where did you go?
Where did you go?
"Why would I be the Terminator when I can get hit by a car?"
"LIFE IS PAIN! I HATE..."
Wrong game but that's hilarious as well.
That’s great! :D
"Tonight's homework, is...."
*classic line*
21:09 makes me laugh everytime i watch it.
Me too
You said it.
33:23
“I’m very clearly not in the frame by the way” Classic Line!
0:58 Streamer speaks
2:20 Game splash screen
4:28 Streamer returns from alcohol quest
4:45 Late streamer actually starts
This guy is FUCKED
Psycho alcoholic
DERANGED streamer holds his fearful audience CAPTIVE, wasting PRECIOUS TIME!
God bless you
The crappy PlayStation camera mic actually makes 70's to 90's more genuine, jermas really there folks
49:54 Jerma: I’m gonna put my hands around their neck and strangle them!
Game: A W E S O M E L I N E !
Classic Line!
why hasn’t the “when my titties hit the horn” clip been featured in any jerma compilations i never thought id hear those words come out of his mouth
TIMESTAMP PLEASE 😭😭
@@nervouscowboy1:01:10
@@thecannibalcookoutbeautiful thank you
27:30 Somehow Jerma's version sounds more realistic then real film one
1:59:19 Ah yes, the classic Apollo 13 line, "There's somethin' wrong with the ship... buddy."
1:26:02 This scene with jerma looking at the camera feels like a sitcom
Oh my god i fucking cant
timestamps
MOVIES
08:40 - 300
14:30 - Blues Brothers
18:25 - Casablanca
21:38 - CSI: Miami
25:23 - Employee of the Month
28:08 - Ferris Buellers Day Off
31:38 - Frankenstein
33:45 - Godfather
36:00 - Grease
38:00 - The Hangover
44:25 - Kickass
47:37 - Kindergarten Cop
53:40 - The Mummy
59:45 - Norbit
1:03:22 - Rocky
1:11:05 - Shaun of the Dead
1:12:28 - Slap Shot
1:15:00 - The Spiderwick Chronciles
1:20:48 - Superman Returns
1:23:41 - The Terminator
1:33:39 - Zoolander
VIDEO BACKGROUNDS
1:38:20 - Bad Boys Bad Boys
1:40:35 - Monster Battle
HOLLYWOOD SETS
1:43:32 - Top Gun
1:48:46 - King Kong
MOVIES AGAIN
1:57:50 - Apollo 13
2:01:15 - Baby Mama
2:04:26 - American Pie
these are hilarious! I love almost all of them but had to make some timestamps in case anyone wants to revisit any specific video.
Thank you!!
THANK YOUUU
King
Thank you king
Jerma's improv is hilarious!
49:19 was great
just love gaming just the fact he was eye level with the little kid made it like 10x funnier
5:31 Jerma to Jerma communication
NOT FROM THE TOP ROPE, I CAN'T TAKE IT
This was one of his best streams.
49:44 Hidden camera catches insane midget teacher screaming at students
This is one of the best Jerma moments possibly ever
Classic Line!
42:03 beautiful acting
19:40 me at the dinner table.
This is hilarious
Yegh
Jerma just has one mummy hand and a completely normal body
We all need a mummy hand
I would like to hold my mummy hand
We will run, we will
that's what happens when u zerk off
I like how when jerma does the "Houston, we have a problem..." scene, he doesn't even come close to saying the line and the game still awarded him full credit for the "Classic Line!" bonus
flips off cheering audience
"Nice pose!"
This raises a pretty glaring issue. When he inevitably wins the Oscar he won't be able to carry such a big trophy off stage.
Maybe they could give him a novelty keychain modelled after an Oscar instead.
Or some chocolates.
At the rate the Oscars Viewership is dwindling year after year, they may result to inviting Jerma on for more views
4 years later classic streamer breaks streamy award
"The owner, he wants us to finish this bottle, and then three more. Says he'll water his garden with champaigne before he'll let the germans drink it."
pff
yeh
"You said it. Here's looking at you, kid."
31:01 this gives me Patrick Bateman vibes
That’s because it’s Jermboa 958
"You little shit, it's not a tumor!"
Birth of a legend.
"So it protects the book to protect the book?!"
"it's 106 miles to Chicago, we gotta full tank of gas, and it's dark outside and were- I have to wear sunglasses"
truly a classic line
“We gotta full tank of GYAS”
“We gotta full tank of GYAS”
Jerma barely got his head over the steering wheel as elwood
I really wish he'd do another one of these streams. They're so fun to watch.
Me to kid
I can't believe they edited Jerma out of these movies. It's nice to see these deleted scenes.
I think the second hangover scene actually felt like a movie scene
Its that good
1:36:24 Short streamer enters the 4th dimension to increase his size
This is fucking gold man
THIS. IS. MY TOWN.
Also Jerma immediately developing a god complex as soon as he does the superman scene is very on brand
19:23 yeah
You said it
"THIS. IS. SPARTA."
(Character dies offscreen completely ruining the intensity of the scene)
*Classic Line!*
Jerma: *Starts flicking off an entire baseball stadium *
Yoostar: "Great Pose!"
“I’m gonna put my hand around their neck and STRANGLE THEM”
*awesome line!*
MOVIES
08:40 - 300
14:30 - Blues Brothers
18:25 - Casablanca
21:38 - CSI: Miami
25:23 - Employee of the Month
28:08 - Ferris Buellers Day Off
31:38 - Frankenstein
33:45 - Godfather
36:00 - Grease
38:00 - The Hangover
44:25 - Kickass
47:37 - Kindergarten Cop
53:40 - The Mummy
59:45 - Norbit
1:03:22 - Rocky
1:11:05 - Shaun of the Dead
1:12:28 - Slap Shot
1:15:00 - The Spiderwick Chronciles
1:20:48 - Superman Returns
1:23:41 - The Terminator
1:33:39 - Zoolander
VIDEO BACKGROUNDS
1:38:20 - Bad Boys Bad Boys
1:40:35 - Monster Battle
HOLLYWOOD SETS
1:43:32 - Top Gun
1:48:46 - King Kong
MOVIES AGAIN
1:57:50 - Apollo 13
2:01:15 - Baby Mama
2:04:26 - American Pie
this game is so supportive of the players acting abilities
Classic line!
Awesome Line! 10000
Jerma is a talented movie star.
Yiff
Jerma is a talented balding actor
LIFE IS PAIN! I HATE
Brush your teeth if you don't want to go to fucking jail kids.
smelly paws rip
Hearing Jerma struggle not to laugh from 1:44:13 onwards is what dreams are made of
Jerma as superman is literally just Homelander from the boys
49:42
"Awesome Line!"
"Classic Line!"
It is a classic line now
Oh this is going to be pure gold
Why did he expect the game to somehow have a camera angle of him from behind, like he genuinely thought the mirror shot was possible.
You mean at 1:12:03?
The alternate universe where jerma stars in every single movie
C L A S S I C L I N E
"I'm very clearly not in this frame by the way"
Oh boy what a classic line that is
19:22 when my adhd kicks in and i zone out hard and zone back in when someone looks at me:
19:38 Best one...
15:40 him being short is the funniest thing ever
51:37 thumbnail worthy image
55:41 The Master of Improv
I like that when he’s SuperJerma and flips everyone off the game says “nice pose!”
I'm so sad I missed this stream.
Just imagine all the characters that can be in the next rumble thanks to this
This is my town
..
Now you go
AAAUUUUGG
35:03 Has got to be my favorite, the way he slaps him kills me
This fucking stream is going to kill me, I haven't laughed this hard in ages
too distracted by how hot jerma was 5 years ago to focus on this video
49:29
“ YOU LITTLE *SHIT* ITS NOT A TUMOR - “
I love this part
“I think I’m very not clearly in this frame by the way.”
“Classic line!”
Height challenged streamer transcends reality and becomes a god.
Holy shit, I wasn't paying attention when Jerma was doing Slap Shot and I legitimately thought it was the hockey player talking and not him until I saw it again.
This was a brilliant stream.
39:44 THIS ENTIRE THING KILLS ME EVERY TIME MAKE HIM STOP
I can so see him in a Sci-fi channel original movie
49:27 angry short streamer gets angry at children, threatens to kill them
jerma : no i dont need the tutorial... so what do i do ?
7:50
*Wait for your turn!*
That creature in the Spiderwick scene easily sums up the chat.
How can you say something so right yet so methaidpicsk n also contravecously
I can't spell
I think the yelling Casablanca one was quite funny, thank you
The delivery of "THIS. ISSPARTA" is fucking ENDING me 😭
I love this so much.
I just saw the thumbnail of this vod and I had to click it cause I know it's gonna be funny af
Someone has to take two clips from the two different perspectives in a movie that jerma has played in and cut them together
easily #1 jerma stream
I love how Jerma as Superman is just Homelander lol
I lost it when jerma bailed out from the top gun scene
This is great. I want this game now
The Airplane moment was the funniest shit ever
1:16:30 had me crying of laughter.
😂😂😂💯💯💯👏👏😣💪👉👈
they built the book to protect the book
"Woahhh what'd they do to those goblins, what the FUCK?!"
58:21 Jermas historic knowledge is truly astonishing (not)
1:36:26 kills me every time
1:21:00 ik it’s a Superman clip but this feels more like homelander
If Jerma had superpowers he'd a Homelander.
@@theobell2002Homelander would shit himself at the sight of Jerma without powers.
51:35 the fact that it said "cult classic!" is so funny because this really is a cult classic jerma clip. it's essential
Jerma needs to play this game annually
"yea"
"You said it"
This honestly seems like a ton of fun
One of the only games that actually uses the kinect properly instead of *10 seconds of kind of fun game* NOW IT'S TIME FOR A DANCE BREAK! *shows footage of you dancing for 10 minutes with no way to skip it and if you fail you have to restart the dance*
@@JacobKinsleyand it’s not even a kinect! ps3 eye camera rocks
Oh madness you say? THIS IS MY TOWN! Better than the original line lol.