1:13:32 It says "Run over as many panels as you can" but he got too excited by the prospect of murder and his brain read it out as "Run as over as many people as you can". What a psycho
The "LIFE IS PAIN! I HATE!" sound was probably the funniest thing I have heard in my life. It brought me to tears, which has never happened before. I'm really glad I caught this stream last night.
Moments Worthy of Being in a Compilation. 10:00 - Ohhhh, that’s scary! 11:37 - *LIFE IS PAIN. I HATE-* 14:03 - Jeremy gets startled! 16:25 - EGGS, EGGS, *CRACK THOSE EGGS!* 17:21 - PANCAKES PROVE WITH THIS PANCAKE! 17:28 - Life is pain! You’re… *DEAD.* 17:41 - *grab the pan and flip it, my friend.* 26:36 - Toilet Sheriff. It’s high noon for gamers. Ger- *GERMS!* 29:56 - **strips clothes off in possible anger** 32:09 - I’m trying to write *M U R D E R* on my forehead! 38:52 - You *SMELL.* 40:22 - *DON’T BUY THIS PRODUCT, IT’S A F***IN SCAM.* 50:06 - THIS HURTS! 1:01:23 - Try Thunder for a clean machine, *YOU F***ING WANKER!* 1:07:34 - *brush your teeth if you wanna not go to f***ing jail, kids.* 1:12:10 - Oopsa-daisy! 1:14:22 - The way the host laughs. 1:32:27 - *THEY’RE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE. IT’S MAKING ME FILM THESE COMMERCIALS. I CAN SM-* 1:54:21 - TRY THUNDER FOR A CLEAN MACHINE! *VRUUM VRUUM!*
God, the part with the paintgun shooting where every time Jerma appears the LIFE IS PAIN! I HATE plays over which causes him to screw up was just priceless.
I still don't understand what he's saying, obviously the first part is "its high new for gamers" But I can't tell if he says "get germs" or if he's pretending to stutter and correct himself to say germs instead of gamers.
@@samgomez9942 He misread "germs" as "gamers", then tried to correct himself. I'm not sure if misreading it was a joke, I think he genuinely read "gamers" at first.
im just imagining this alternate version of hollywood is like a cult and jerma is publicly and secretly planning to escape but its like an orwellian future and everytime he tries to speak his mic gets cut!
I love how he hates the game like crazy for the first hour and a half but gets really really into it when chat convinces him to become an A ranked celebrity
I tried to make popcorn to watch this and not only did it burn in the microwave, but when I opened it it smelled like a chemical spill, to which I can find no reason for. cursed.
this game was lowkey fun in 2010 when i was 10 playing it with my cousins. We're all in our 20s now but when I visit them we get fried as shit beforehand.
I've hurt my lower back and rn doing much of anything is agonising. I'm laughing so hard at this video it's causing my back agony rn, life really IS pain 😭😭😭
The balls to the wall funny moments usually don't happen until the 20 minute mark, so that shit caught me way the fuck off guard. "LIFE IS PAIN, IHEY" needs to replace the short meme.
0:00 JERMA985 THE STREAMER STARTS TO STREAM, HOLY SHIT!!! 13:09 To be honest, I have no fucking idea where the start of this game even is. But if you want to skip all the setting-up and stuff, go to that. I think it's the start.
KICK, PUNCH IT'S ALL IN THE MIND! IF YOU WANT TO TEST ME I'LL DO YA FINE. THE THINGS i'LL TEACH YA ARE SURE TO BEAT'CHA. NEVERTHELESS YOU'LL GET A LESSON FROM TEACHA.
21:03 They fucked up the script. I have to guess she was supposed to say "because of your rising celebrity *status*," but she missed out the last word and now it just says "your rising celebrity," which makes no sense.
I genuinely thought that Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder was in this video for some reason, when I saw the thumbnail. Jerma really pulling together the look
11:34 11:49 Me when I'm forced to go on a roller coaster and get sick, whenever my favorite contestant gets eliminated in a tv show, when I miss a monster truck show, lose a match of smash bros ultimate, etc. No, seriously someone count how many times the TV Catchphrase was used
Let us take a moment to appreciate that Jerimiah thinks you can take plaster off a wall with just vinegar and that Home Depot sells acid that will melt a wall.
The *"LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE-"* will never NOT be funny, right next to *"THEYRE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE AND MAKING ME FILM THESE COMMERCIALS-"* like i laughed every time
*LIFE IS PAIN. I HA-*
I love how in game it seems like hes getting cut off.
I always forgot about this so it always took me by surprise ;DDDDDD
Lemon Melon every time he said that I couldn’t stop laughing it never got old to me 😂
Same :D
Edit : The part where he says it multiple times during the paintball thing XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I CANT BREATHE
*LIFE IS PAIN, I HA-*
My biggest regret in life is not finding Jerma years ago
at least you've found him!
Same
Same here
Better late than never my friend
Me too
the amount of joy I felt hearing him say like “is it even worth it to play more of this” knowing there’s like an hour and a half left was incomparable
1:13:32 It says "Run over as many panels as you can"
but he got too excited by the prospect of murder and his brain read it out as
"Run as over as many people as you can". What a psycho
he is just a silly guy! X3
I read it as "run over as many people as you can" before you even got to punchline of the PSYCHO reading it the SAME WAY
@@jarofjamthe apple doesnt fall far from the tree you little LUNATIC
The "LIFE IS PAIN! I HATE!" sound was probably the funniest thing I have heard in my life. It brought me to tears, which has never happened before. I'm really glad I caught this stream last night.
jeez was it that funny?
@@_Shadows__ Yes.
3 years later replying this comment. nothing interesting here.
this is one of the funniest god damn things i’ve seen in a long time loved this stream
@@iCookCrystalMeth it's so good it's my text tone for my boyfriend LMAO
1:05:20
"You're thinking about your dentist now, who's hot. But the dental fees make you spit."
Someone wrote this.
Yeah it's really funny
Wtf
Wait what? Am I understanding this right? Isn't this like a kids game
@@samgomez9942 What is so wrongly inappropriate about this line?
@@Noid idk I was tired and I think I read too much into it
Jerma immediately abandoning the actual prompt during the egg rap and freestyling like Parappa had me on the floor
I love how he specifically cut himself off in weird ways like actual parappa sentence splicing
*THEY'RE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE AND M-MAKING ME FILM THESE COMMERCIALS... I CAN SM-*
when did he say that?
Last Sinister 1:31:03
*”THEY HOLDING ME HOSTAGE AND MAKING ME FILM THESE COMMERCIALS! FUCKING **_P-PLEASE HELP-“_*
1:50:17 "Remember the deodorant commercial? I sold that."
*1 hour earlier*
40:22 "Don't buy this product, it's a fucking SCAM"
People love an anarchist.
I love how he keeps saying "ENOUGH OF THIS GAME, THIS IS THE LAST ONE" and he keeps going for another 2 hours.
>left youtube on autoplay
>fell asleep
>woke up
>thought this was stream highlights
>realised it's not 2ndjerma
>the stream is the highlight
Moments Worthy of Being in a Compilation.
10:00 - Ohhhh, that’s scary!
11:37 - *LIFE IS PAIN. I HATE-*
14:03 - Jeremy gets startled!
16:25 - EGGS, EGGS, *CRACK THOSE EGGS!*
17:21 - PANCAKES PROVE WITH THIS PANCAKE!
17:28 - Life is pain! You’re… *DEAD.*
17:41 - *grab the pan and flip it, my friend.*
26:36 - Toilet Sheriff. It’s high noon for gamers. Ger- *GERMS!*
29:56 - **strips clothes off in possible anger**
32:09 - I’m trying to write *M U R D E R* on my forehead!
38:52 - You *SMELL.*
40:22 - *DON’T BUY THIS PRODUCT, IT’S A F***IN SCAM.*
50:06 - THIS HURTS!
1:01:23 - Try Thunder for a clean machine, *YOU F***ING WANKER!*
1:07:34 - *brush your teeth if you wanna not go to f***ing jail, kids.*
1:12:10 - Oopsa-daisy!
1:14:22 - The way the host laughs.
1:32:27 - *THEY’RE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE. IT’S MAKING ME FILM THESE COMMERCIALS. I CAN SM-*
1:54:21 - TRY THUNDER FOR A CLEAN MACHINE! *VRUUM VRUUM!*
Why didn't you include
"Life is pain, you're DEAD"
"CHILL my friend, get a grip!"
and also “YOUROOMAKOO” ( 19:44 )
there’s so much golden moments in this, thank you
Take a shot everytime Jerma questions why he's still playing but doesn't stop
🥴🙇🏻♀️
I know it's been 4 years, but it took that long to recover from the hangover this gave me
"Toilet Sheriff! It's high noon for gamers. GET GERMS.
GET JERMA.
It always cracks me up how he fucked up and slurred the last line xD
It's high noon... GET GERMS!
he sounded like leisure suit larry when he said that
🤠
The fastest friend in the west. Very good at turning frowns upside down at high noon
*L I F E I S P A I N*
*I HAT*
God, the part with the paintgun shooting where every time Jerma appears the LIFE IS PAIN! I HATE plays over which causes him to screw up was just priceless.
1:34:30
Count on Jerma to just casually come up with a line that becomes an instant classic. I love this guy.
Just when "LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE-" was starting to get old, Paintball came and made the joke completely worth it
Just by seeing the face of the bald smiling jerma I can't stop laughing. Imagine when he say at the same time "LIFE IS PAIN, I HAT.."
57:00 I swear on my life, I thought he was going to jump at first.
"Life is pain...you're *Dead* ."
"Chill my friend..."
I like how half of his frustrations would go away if he read the instructions and backed away from the camera.
it's not funny seeing someone play a game properly this is much better
I was laughing too hard to breathe at 25:06, genuinely the funniest streamer I've ever watched.
I still don't understand what he's saying, obviously the first part is "its high new for gamers" But I can't tell if he says "get germs" or if he's pretending to stutter and correct himself to say germs instead of gamers.
@@samgomez9942 He misread "germs" as "gamers", then tried to correct himself. I'm not sure if misreading it was a joke, I think he genuinely read "gamers" at first.
30:00 Jerma tried to take off his underwear.
Omg
-LIVE ON STREAM!
DERANGED STREAMER tries to FLASH chat LIVE ON CAMERA
@@khan_of_tartaria yeah that aged well
I love it when everyone tattles on him
56:28 So THIS is where the Jerma slay is from
sparkle on!
I think the fact it gets cut off made that even funnier.
11:37
*"LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE-"*
"That's great!"
Someone, help me. My chest hurts from laughing
The wavering in Jerma's voice for the catchphrase was Johnny Yong Bosch levels of incredible voicing
You better make LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE! your subscription sound.
Desorbo you inspired me to make this my TF2 hitsound so thank you for that
jerma doesn't run this channel
shrek is a fresh meme *what?*
super_hats he's saying that commenting here won't get jerma's attention because he doesn't run this channel
@@kayblis CLOSE MY EYES
FEEL ME NOW
I keep remembering he’s standing there like a goober with the stupid motion controller and it makes me laugh every time.
Did you hear this guy *beat* TV Superstars *ON STREAM?!*
"LIFE IS PAIN!!"-Jeremiah 2017 wise words...
*BRUSH YOUR TEETH IF YOU WANNA NOT GO TO FUCKING JAIL KIDS!!!*
"I HA-"-Jeremiah 2017 wise words
The "dont you have HOMES to go to?" line has become an inside joke with my friends
11:33 is where the magic begins
im just imagining this alternate version of hollywood is like a cult and jerma is publicly and secretly planning to escape but its like an orwellian future and everytime he tries to speak his mic gets cut!
Is it weird that I’d watch that if it was a show/movie?
Reminds me of the game Captive Audience! I really liked that game and the dread was so terrible, it made a pretty good story.
The Jerma Show, he even looks like a buff Jim Carrey
56:28 legendary frame
He looks photoshopped in 😭
Sparkle on! It’s Wednesday! Don’t forget to be yourself!
jermaSlay
Omg I finally found the sparkle on image
Sparkle on! A terrifying presence has entered the room
IT'S HIGH NOON FOR GAMERS
GER- GERMS!
ger-grerurmers
@@_KRosejerms
this is still a certified hood classic
＋２
“Is it even worth playing more of this?”
*1.5 hours left of the vod*
love how jerma's avatar is staring soullessly into the camera the whole time :)
Sparkle on! A terrifying presence has entered the room!
The craziest thing is that wasnt a bit. He just did that pose. He was so natural w it
56:28 so good man
56:35 is the "sparkle on! its wendesday!" meme thingy LMAO
sometimes jerma is overwhelming
I wasn't prepared to be laughing to the point of dying at 3 AM
bo
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42:15 “DIY Raw is the one that everyone says we’re gonna do last.”
(Video has over an our left)
(I breathe a sigh of relief)
I love how he hates the game like crazy for the first hour and a half but gets really really into it when chat convinces him to become an A ranked celebrity
1:46:29 best line out of context
The fact that he started doing it as intended after it said that is even better
I love that he always cuts it off so she says that
"OK, we're shooting you." -STAA Lady McGee
1:07:23 I guarantee if you that was an actual TV commercial kids would start brushing their teeth.
I know Jerma has played horror games on stream before, but this is the most terrified I've been watching one of his streams
Angela Anaconda finally got a reboot by looks of it
oh you're so right
Barfman1 clever
I tried to make popcorn to watch this and not only did it burn in the microwave, but when I opened it it smelled like a chemical spill, to which I can find no reason for. cursed.
this game was lowkey fun in 2010 when i was 10 playing it with my cousins. We're all in our 20s now but when I visit them we get fried as shit beforehand.
39:39 That's the guy in high school who sprays half the can of Lynx.
1:37:06 i didnt have enough time to stop laughing they just kept coming
love how he went from hating this game to saying it was a classic by the end of stream
I like how during the DIY section he is actively trying to get a good score and fails miserably
That thumbnail is the stuff of nightmares.
mlh no u
1:07:24 Is the funniest thing ever
44:00 were done with this game. An hour and a half later lol..
59:00 "well finish on the next one"
1:12:11 "Oopsie Daisy"
1:33:55
This is the last thing we're gonna do
I've hurt my lower back and rn doing much of anything is agonising. I'm laughing so hard at this video it's causing my back agony rn, life really IS pain 😭😭😭
This stream was fucking amazing
14:24 perfect pancake speedrun any % (WR)
1:07:23
I need this seperately clipped
Hilarious.
1:30:55
TRY THUNDER FOR A CLEAN MACHINE... VRROOMM VROOOMMEEE
8:27 a really messed up Adam Sandler
LIFE IS PAIN! I HATE
The balls to the wall funny moments usually don't happen until the 20 minute mark, so that shit caught me way the fuck off guard.
"LIFE IS PAIN, IHEY" needs to replace the short meme.
"YOUR DEAD!"
Every time I hear it, I can't help but laugh
Same
I'm too tired
LIFE IS JOY, I LOVE-
25:05
"Toilet Sherrif: It's high newn fro gamers-get jurms!"
LIFE IS AVERAGE, I EXPERIENCE
LIFE IS BLISS, I LOVE
EGGS EGGS
CRACK DOSE
EGGS
0:00 JERMA985 THE STREAMER STARTS TO STREAM, HOLY SHIT!!!
13:09 To be honest, I have no fucking idea where the start of this game even is. But if you want to skip all the setting-up and stuff, go to that. I think it's the start.
This game starts when you're born and ends when you die
THIS GAME IS REAL LIFE MAN THIS GAME IS REAL LIFE
AND LIFE IS PAIN
Zeghart I HATE
Best stream in a long time
it's been nearly a decade and i just now realized this was a first party ps3 game. good christ
KICK, PUNCH IT'S ALL IN THE MIND! IF YOU WANT TO TEST ME I'LL DO YA FINE.
THE THINGS i'LL TEACH YA ARE SURE TO BEAT'CHA.
NEVERTHELESS YOU'LL GET A LESSON FROM TEACHA.
"why is my PS camera falling?!"
*TAPE SOUNDS*
100% prince William lookalike. Never go bald and move to England jerma, you'll get swamped by royalists.
Try Thunder for a clean machine! Vroom vroom!
21:03
They fucked up the script. I have to guess she was supposed to say "because of your rising celebrity *status*," but she missed out the last word and now it just says "your rising celebrity," which makes no sense.
43:35 I too fix holes in my wall by hitting them with a hammer.
Everyone was fuckin complain during this stream but I could not breath with how hard I was laughing
I genuinely thought that Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder was in this video for some reason, when I saw the thumbnail. Jerma really pulling together the look
11:34 11:49
Me when I'm forced to go on a roller coaster and get sick, whenever my favorite contestant gets eliminated in a tv show, when I miss a monster truck show, lose a match of smash bros ultimate, etc.
No, seriously someone count how many times the TV Catchphrase was used
1:54:21 I can't get over how loud this is its hilarious
1:32:27 Also this Jesus
1:07:34 And of course
The memories I have of this game from years ago is insane
THEY'RE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE
LIFE IS PAIN, I HA- gets me every fucking time 😭
Same I've been laughing at it for almost a year now
14:02 I'm scared.
56:28 sparkle on! it's wednesday! don't forget to be yourself
1:52:52 that made me laugh so hard
Little did jerma know… this would become the most popular video on 2ndJerma
56:28 life changing moment
Let us take a moment to appreciate that Jerimiah thinks you can take plaster off a wall with just vinegar and that Home Depot sells acid that will melt a wall.
Jerma doesn't know scotland exists
This is one of the greatest Jerma streams
I got real good dental
The *"LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE-"* will never NOT be funny, right next to *"THEYRE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE AND MAKING ME FILM THESE COMMERCIALS-"* like i laughed every time
25:04 I love that freudian slip
I love how the cut off matches theire cut offs basicly censoring him xd
I didn't see this stream, but i can imagine the reaction chat had at 1:01:25
56:28 origin of sparkle on jerma