I Conquered RUSSIA as the MOST POWERFUL VIKING in all of Crusader Kings 3

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  • Опубликовано: 15 дек 2024

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  • @Koifish
    @Koifish  Год назад +187

    *JARL DYRE THE STRANGER* is only a stranger until you TALK To him! Then he becomes... *JARL DYRE THE FRIEND!*
    HAPPY NEW YEAR from me, Zaraks and Middovah! And what better way to end 2022 than with a REALLY long Koifish video! :D
    Some fun changes coming next year, more videos, more Koifish and most likely: MORE HAESTEINN!

    • @Lp-army1
      @Lp-army1 Год назад

      In 2023 can we get a birthday stream?

    • @knighthunter1791
      @knighthunter1791 Год назад

      Happy New Year!

    • @LilleTotte
      @LilleTotte Год назад +1

      Next time you should start from the duchy where Gammalsvenskyby would be located and first form Ukraine, then expand through the future Belarus and take control of Moscow.

    • @Diarmuhnd
      @Diarmuhnd Год назад

      Happy New Year!

    • @Gabrielmanganelli
      @Gabrielmanganelli Год назад

      I was really curious about the game play of this russians separate kingdons, the real history of this places is sick 😎😵‍💫 Happy new year!

  • @toxickite93
    @toxickite93 Год назад +681

    You watch Koifish's videos because of Koifish. I watch Koifish's videos so I can save the editor. We are not the same

    • @thatdudeoverthere2188
      @thatdudeoverthere2188 Год назад +24

      We gotta get him out of there!

    • @dragonslape345games8
      @dragonslape345games8 Год назад +36

      I am trying to oppress the editor even further so he can submit to the will of our lord and savior Koifish.

    • @toxickite93
      @toxickite93 Год назад +8

      Nooo! Can you not hear the cries of the editor!? The hidden messages!!?!

    • @caniblmolstr4503
      @caniblmolstr4503 Год назад +7

      I watch Koifish to see where Haestinn is going for vacation today

    • @dragonslape345games8
      @dragonslape345games8 Год назад +1

      @@toxickite93 No mercy for him our all powerful overlord koifish needs results .

  • @JimmyNUTTS
    @JimmyNUTTS Год назад +175

    The wolf’s head was actually really nice though

  • @TungstenArm
    @TungstenArm Год назад +221

    Wow middovah is so cool! What an incredible piece of art! Three hours well spent! Give them a raise

  • @dr0g_Oakblood
    @dr0g_Oakblood Год назад +70

    14:37 - so fun fact, the chance of death there scales with your age, death at 37 from tier 3 stress event is basically a nonexistent chance, what a roll of the dice lmao

    • @himarei
      @himarei Год назад +21

      The funeral ship he had made was so great that he had to go with his father.

    • @dr0g_Oakblood
      @dr0g_Oakblood Год назад +16

      @@himarei They just put him on the same boat, a 2 for 1 trip to Valhalla.

  • @MYPSYAI
    @MYPSYAI Год назад +116

    I dont always play ck3, but when i do, i play Jarl Dyre the Stranger. He's a dead ringer for the Byzantine Empire, and you can cheese a varangian adventure to get the most troops through event soldiers to take over your dynasty head and restore your inheritance. Once you snag that gold mine down in greece you can become a religious protected vassal then use meritocrasy to get a claim on the byzantine empire. One great tip for playing him is to go conquer gotland then take a 1 county chump in norway so you can ally halfdan and ivar. then you can win any war with 8000 viking allys behind you.

    • @user-qe8oc8vj3e
      @user-qe8oc8vj3e Год назад +7

      I went from him to gardariki, and then stole constantinople from the eastern romans, rather than playing peaceful I fought kazaria and won

    • @goose93
      @goose93 Год назад

      So, ally your papa and uncle?

    • @sezione
      @sezione Год назад

      this! I mean why would you bother doing anything else when you can overtake kazaria and then pick the byzantines apart one duchy at a time... take by the sword tradition as soon as possible and boom, world conquest job done!@@user-qe8oc8vj3e

  • @SupahTrunks7
    @SupahTrunks7 Год назад +29

    That wolf design by Middovah was so cool! Really loved how it tiled

  • @swiftdasher
    @swiftdasher Год назад +32

    Aw I love how the bastard child was just so cool and chill that all of his uncles ended up really loving him anyway

  • @markganley3056
    @markganley3056 Год назад +11

    "Rurik Rurikid, man so ballin he had to put his name in twice" ITS BEEN 15 SECONDS KOIFISH lmfao

  • @arkandajic3618
    @arkandajic3618 Год назад +9

    "I'm gunna play tall"
    Immediately goes wide

  • @WoWFtw8
    @WoWFtw8 Год назад +169

    I dont get why Russian isnt a culture combo in itself

    • @glaz5228
      @glaz5228 Год назад +3

      What would it even actually be a combo of though?

    • @fjkcat1815
      @fjkcat1815 Год назад +101

      @@glaz5228 Of East Slavic and Norse

    • @safs3098
      @safs3098 Год назад +38

      @@fjkcat1815 but it's not tho.
      It's East Slavic with little influence from Norse, only the name Rus and some other stuff due to being ruled by Norse but they're still East Slavic

    • @dreker5996
      @dreker5996 Год назад +31

      @@fjkcat1815 bro russian culture existed before Rurik came

    • @cadian101st
      @cadian101st Год назад +29

      While the Rus was founded by vikings, the vikings assimilated into East Slavic culture rather than fusing with it. Probably because the viking way of life was not relevant in a more landlocked situation

  • @tylerruddy5444
    @tylerruddy5444 Год назад +8

    Came for Koifish’s chaos, stayed for the wholesome Viking family.

  • @mdwasteland6625
    @mdwasteland6625 Год назад +5

    You and your editor are hilarious, the 3 hours you spent for 3 seconds of screen time was amazing, vvvverrry goooood best editing ever

  • @ЖЫВЕБЕЛАРУСЬ-ь3и
    @ЖЫВЕБЕЛАРУСЬ-ь3и Год назад +7

    Koifish, i didn't really see you doing it, but as any viking is extremely good to hire a good antiquarian and make spears and armor, since they give very good stats to knight efficency, raid speed, extra knights, and battle buffs.

  • @yakatuus3392
    @yakatuus3392 Год назад +11

    Jarl Dyre the Stranger is super strong, one of the easiest and most fun characters.

    • @goose93
      @goose93 Год назад +6

      I always immediately varangian adventure next to the byzantine, become a religiously protected vassal, then form varangian culture by hybridizing Greek and norse

  • @s.2652
    @s.2652 Год назад +3

    I hope you will have a great 2023 Koifish! Can't wait for the content in the next year

  • @kiencuonq7978
    @kiencuonq7978 Год назад +5

    "I don't raid for gold or fame, I raid for child support" 😂😂😂😂

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 Год назад +29

    So what happened to the series where you play all the starting characters?

    • @Lowdian
      @Lowdian Год назад +8

      I assume he got bored of playing non vikings

    • @SkilledKill
      @SkilledKill Год назад +1

      Dyre should be a starting character tbh I don't know of any other start where you get a genius and one of the best counties on the map right off the bat

    • @historyafficionado478
      @historyafficionado478 Год назад +2

      @@SkilledKill he used to be in CK2

  • @MarkChilcote
    @MarkChilcote Год назад +5

    Wow Middovah is so cool. They should totally make some more norse art for your norse campaigns and get a raise :)

  • @Artess-od8wb
    @Artess-od8wb Год назад +12

    Fun fact that you probably already knew: the reason why they "put Rurik Rurikid's name in twice" is because he's the founder of the dynasty as we know it, so all his descendants were called Rurikids (kids of Rurik). In CK3 you can't just do it with the dynasty system, so he's called what he is. His own family name or patronymic are unknown since it's not even clear where he came from. The earliest written mentions of him come from almost two centuries after his death. All that is known is that he was a Varangian troop leader probably from eastern Sweden, maybe.

    • @ГригорийГ-ч4н
      @ГригорийГ-ч4н Год назад +1

      Meanwhile in ancient Primary Chronicle...
      "И пошли за море к варягам, к руси. Те варяги назывались русью, как другие называются шведы, а иные норманны и англы, а еще иные готландцы, - вот так и эти."
      Not swed, not norman, not angle (brit), not gotlander.
      Of course that Chronicle was written from other accords and could be... not so accurate... especially about really old time.

    • @huginmunin8253
      @huginmunin8253 Год назад

      @@ГригорийГ-ч4н what historians say about the varangian rus people is that they came from Roslagen an eastern coastline where svear came from in todays Stockholm and when they went to todays Finland and Russia they said thats the place they came from and thats why finnish people dont say Sweden but Routsi/Roslagen insted, in the oldest meaning of the name routsi it is land of rowers and they belive thats where rus came from. Also the early rus said that they where svear to Louis the pious when they left Byzantine with a delegation from constantinopel and met him and he asked them, If I remember correct. Then there was someone of the rurikins they dna tested and he shared dna with swedes and there was the bracelets and some other things i belive they found in Kremlin that had swedish-slavic style. So with all info we have about them, they where svear from Roslagen and there is nothing really that says otherwise.

    • @greatsarmatae
      @greatsarmatae Год назад

      ​@@ГригорийГ-ч4н chronicle is completely off point, it's just a typical medieval legend, glorifying the family root. There was even no Novgorod on Ilmen at the time of Rurik.

    • @greatsarmatae
      @greatsarmatae Год назад

      ​@@huginmunin8253 Krelmin has nothing to do with Rus and didn't exist at that time, what kind of evidences you told of?
      And no, it couldn't be about Roslagen particularly, it's just a hypothesis trying to tie names.
      Rus word is most probably of Slavic origin, because other Varangians weren't called Rus, neither generally, nor in such places as Polotsk, by the time of Rogvold. Nothing was called Eus apart from Kiev-region, however Varangians were at many places.
      (doesn't change the fact that Kievan dynasty and their host are Scandinavian)

    • @huginmunin8253
      @huginmunin8253 Год назад

      @@greatsarmatae My evidence is from historians, chronicles and other type of sources. Also what i said about Kremlin was that they found swedish-slavic style of things, and it was built by rurik dynasty and it did exist in kievan-rus rus era and later destroyed by mongols (not completly i think) and later rebuilt, it just the walls as they are now started after kievan-rus. Yes rus is obvious a slavic word i have never said anything else and why cant it mean Roslagen original? , but what the most accepted origin of the word is that they borrowed it from finnish peoples name for the place svearna came from Routsi which they borrowed from svearna to name them, of course not all varangians where called rus because not all norse people came from same place and the original varangians where svear and later others where called it because they joined varangian guard.

  • @TheMoronicNorwegian
    @TheMoronicNorwegian Год назад +3

    Glad to see some more attention for one of my favourite starting characters.

  • @dasmole4804
    @dasmole4804 Год назад +5

    The most iconic Koifish line: StOPPPPe uh

  • @maximsav7738
    @maximsav7738 Год назад +4

    Thanks for the present for the new year! (I am russuan and I adore you)

  • @PraiseJ-Pope
    @PraiseJ-Pope Год назад +1

    8:17 when you're a viking and your wife wants the fancy silky arabic diapers for your baby vikings: *sighs, grabs axe, climbs boat*

  • @noverplays8925
    @noverplays8925 Год назад +2

    middovah good job on editing this drunken HEASTEN fan i love you guys

  • @arvidgustafsson1573
    @arvidgustafsson1573 Год назад +2

    i remember playing dyre the stranger and the entire hvitsverk family died for some reason so i inherited the danelaw. most cursed game of all

  • @wanderertotalwar883
    @wanderertotalwar883 Год назад +3

    that "im not greek enough" killed me hahahah love it

  • @kevdog6425
    @kevdog6425 Год назад +3

    I like this start. I did a run where I made a hybrid culture with pecheneg and taltoist faith. It's a fun start.

  • @lone_argonaut2863
    @lone_argonaut2863 Год назад +2

    The tale of the Russorse King of Ruthenia and his fine book about books, a tale every Viking knows.

  • @purpledevilr7463
    @purpledevilr7463 Год назад +3

    Should have called the culture Hyperborean.

  • @dragonsblaze7961
    @dragonsblaze7961 Год назад +2

    Koifish: There are Vikings in England
    Me: Yes, obviously
    Koifish: There are Vikings that are also not in England
    Me: Wat?!

  • @Yeetus_Mageetus
    @Yeetus_Mageetus 4 месяца назад +1

    i love this guy's fucking accent its bootiful

  • @gooeylife
    @gooeylife Год назад +2

    Middovah is so cool. Definitely needs a raise 🙌

  • @vex3488
    @vex3488 Год назад +4

    Awesome Repeating Wolf Head Pattern

  • @ofwgkted
    @ofwgkted Год назад +1

    I forgot that hybridization fucks up Longships. So after creating my russo-norse hybrid, I went to raid the Venetians once again but my army got thrashed by attrition 😂

  • @Caesar_Anubis
    @Caesar_Anubis 3 дня назад

    Funny thing is I was watching this very video yesterday, on my birthday.

  • @neoasdrubaul
    @neoasdrubaul Год назад

    An awesome adventure to watch at the start of the year. Thank you

  • @isotobex5703
    @isotobex5703 Год назад +1

    Happy New Year Mr Koifish the mad viking lover :)

  • @trancecod
    @trancecod Год назад +1

    byzant never collapses when I play Croatia (and I played with Croatia as much as you did with Haesteinn :D)

  • @woxell6468
    @woxell6468 Год назад

    Great video ! Loved the book concept art by the editor

  • @caniblmolstr4503
    @caniblmolstr4503 Год назад +2

    I raid for child support.... Absolute gem

  • @Kairilification
    @Kairilification Год назад +3

    If you touch Russia, you can also try Time of Troubles total conversion mod about war between Poland and Russia

    • @greatsarmatae
      @greatsarmatae Год назад +1

      Time of Troubles happened in Muscovy, not Rus.

  • @calebbrooks1037
    @calebbrooks1037 Год назад +2

    In CK I've never seen any reason not to just play tall AND wide.

  • @rocket_hops
    @rocket_hops Год назад +2

    middovha is VERY COOOOOOOL THANK YOU KANYE

  • @MegaPamie
    @MegaPamie Год назад

    Love your content man! Helps me through the days :) But i expected nothing less than "He's a saint???????" :'D

  • @RubberToeYT
    @RubberToeYT Год назад

    Great video as always

  • @CliffCutterActual
    @CliffCutterActual Год назад

    Shout out to the editor, nice job on the book cover

  • @fireworkker_1782
    @fireworkker_1782 Год назад

    Damn, good work to the editer !

  • @ApolloFlies
    @ApolloFlies Год назад +1

    When will Prussian empire total campaign be finished? 😢

  • @zaoda1357
    @zaoda1357 Год назад +1

    viking played by koifish? IMPOSSIBLE!!

  • @kaloyanradkov8962
    @kaloyanradkov8962 Год назад

    Happy New Year Koifish!! Wish ya health and happiness

  • @dragonslape345games8
    @dragonslape345games8 Год назад

    Happy new year Koifish!!

  • @TheColombianSpartan
    @TheColombianSpartan Год назад

    10:25 this has some serious Bottom Gear energy

  • @Aronk-Gaming-fy6rz
    @Aronk-Gaming-fy6rz 9 месяцев назад

    Its so nice of Kanye West to give Dyre that book. What a genuine dude

  • @harbl99
    @harbl99 Год назад

    Goes to war with Khazar khans.
    "There are many yews in the forest."
    ISWYDT

  • @tylerfennell5920
    @tylerfennell5920 Год назад +1

    Lunatic is good cause you can get a decision to make a glass monument and it gives a lot of stuff

  • @Silverwindpegasus
    @Silverwindpegasus Год назад

    Koifish what happened to your paradigm experience video? It was my favorite one and it seems to have disappeared from the internet

  • @Leldy
    @Leldy Год назад

    Wow! Middovah is so cool and cute and talented! Very cool!

  • @sodinc
    @sodinc Год назад

    The very cool middovah guy, can you sell this wolf head image? (For using it in hobby stuff and maybe as a ck3 CoA) 👀👀👀

  • @PnzrDiv666
    @PnzrDiv666 Год назад +4

    Playing as vikings. Dösent get a full army öf Varangian veterans. Smöthbrain möves all aröund :P

  • @jordanlane2026
    @jordanlane2026 Год назад +1

    Why is only 867 and 1066 available ? Didn't it used to have a bunch more years to chose from?

    • @caniblmolstr4503
      @caniblmolstr4503 Год назад

      Even till now only two start dates. Think kn ck2 there were more.
      Personally I would like a 911 start where Rollo is getting ready to invade Normandy. Guthrum is the Earl of East Anglia. Erik Bloodaxe is controlling Danelaw. Uhtred the bold is active.
      Many more...
      Other start date could be a first Crusade start date. You can play as one of the crusader Lords who own nö land -
      Bohemond starts from Taranto
      Godfrey of Bouillon starts from Bouillon. Raymond of Toulouse from there.
      Hugh of Vermandois.
      Robert Curthose can start as disinherited but the Duke of Normandy.
      Lastly, Stephen of Blois who if he succeeds can start with a pressed claim to England as well.
      Would also like if Tancred Hautevillebalso had a start
      That would be awesome

  • @cyphate
    @cyphate Год назад

    feels like i'm watching mountain general with all this yelling at hungarians

  • @realebbson
    @realebbson Месяц назад

    wow middovah is so cool wow thank you for being so cool middovah

  • @Micro_Mike
    @Micro_Mike Год назад

    Happy belated birthday Jarl Koifish

  • @MrBell-iq3sm
    @MrBell-iq3sm Год назад

    You used the Drakensang soundtrack.
    Awesome 👍🏻

  • @slamsuget3628
    @slamsuget3628 Год назад

    4:35 how do you create those cursed animations?

    • @sirochi.
      @sirochi. Год назад

      Fullscreen Barbershop mod

  • @melkormorgothbauglir.4848
    @melkormorgothbauglir.4848 Год назад

    Thank you Middovah.

  • @Trypragmatic
    @Trypragmatic 3 месяца назад

    Is it worth to rush the mines to the east as this guy?

  • @mindofdavid08
    @mindofdavid08 Год назад +1

    which mods are you using?

  • @corvus1374
    @corvus1374 Год назад +2

    The one thing I hate about playing as Kyiv is that the Khazars ae always raiding.

  • @Meme-2038
    @Meme-2038 Год назад

    5:20 mogyër is prouniced like madyar

  • @armoniapush8281
    @armoniapush8281 9 месяцев назад

    hahaha birds screaming!!! 9:39

  • @agustinjohnpeters.6619
    @agustinjohnpeters.6619 Год назад

    happy new year everyoneeee!

  • @vidur9994
    @vidur9994 Год назад

    Comments are good for the RUclips algorithm

  • @TheColombianSpartan
    @TheColombianSpartan Год назад

    22:04 I wouldn't have it any other way

  • @kingmunch7252
    @kingmunch7252 Год назад

    Koifish, how about you try becoming the caliph of ashari?

  • @zuleWspinaczkerii
    @zuleWspinaczkerii Год назад

    What mod do you use to see the details of the duel?

  • @kingjbird92
    @kingjbird92 9 месяцев назад

    6:48 “Skilled Interns” LOL!!! I thought they were “convicted felons with jobs.”

  • @reversia
    @reversia Год назад +2

    middovah is so cool yo

  • @Stejers
    @Stejers Год назад

    Your cake day was a few days ago? Then let me congratulate you on that happy b day!

  • @karola_ro5930
    @karola_ro5930 2 месяца назад

    Koifish has so strong accent that I thought he is Slavic 😂

    • @karola_ro5930
      @karola_ro5930 2 месяца назад

      That “rrrr” is so powerful

  • @lasttarrasque6223
    @lasttarrasque6223 2 месяца назад

    18:50 Hevin in Judaism is where God and all his weird eyeball wheel thing, I don't think we have like an actually well defined afterlife.

  • @thesittingtraveller3467
    @thesittingtraveller3467 5 месяцев назад

    6:08 Mod?

  • @DaimyoShi
    @DaimyoShi Год назад

    Moddovah is really cool! Koifish doesn't deserve him.

  • @ezbond8965
    @ezbond8965 Год назад

    Happy late birthday 🎂

  • @hfirex13
    @hfirex13 Год назад

    how do you do this fullscreen battle? 06:30

    • @feli-the-sunfairy
      @feli-the-sunfairy Год назад +1

      Duel Overlay Mod in the Steam Workshop, happy to help :)

    • @hfirex13
      @hfirex13 Год назад

      @@feli-the-sunfairy thanks :)

  • @user-Erimej
    @user-Erimej Год назад +1

    I don't think that the "Russorse" is not historically accurate name of a Varangian Vikings . What really historically accurate is "The Rus' "

  • @jamestown8398
    @jamestown8398 Год назад

    4:31 - Aww!

  • @taylorhinkle7323
    @taylorhinkle7323 Год назад

    Would you make a video about turning people into vampires

  • @steffent.6477
    @steffent.6477 Год назад

    Patriach tree? I don't think i ever used that one apart from the first skills for the children^^

  • @rwolfheart6580
    @rwolfheart6580 Год назад

    I feel so betrayed by the title. This isn't a Hæsteinn video.

  • @sahilhossian8212
    @sahilhossian8212 Год назад

    Lore I Conquered RUSSIA as the MOST POWERFUL VIKING in all of Crusader Kings 3 momentum 100

  • @space__idklmao
    @space__idklmao Год назад

    18:50 there is an afterlife in Jewish religion but it is unknowable by people before they enter it

  • @FancyJackKester
    @FancyJackKester Год назад +3

    I would totally read Jarl Dyre’s Adventures by Kanye West

  • @Pigeonking69
    @Pigeonking69 Год назад

    best account on youtube

  • @HonestShell
    @HonestShell Год назад

    Do you want to say that there is any other powerful viking rather than Haesteinn?

  • @jack_binewood2271
    @jack_binewood2271 Год назад +5

    Koifish, it is not russia it is Kievan Rus'. Calling it russia is same as calling Sweden Denmark..

    • @karlismaiermcgaben135
      @karlismaiermcgaben135 Год назад

      Russia is the heir of Kievan Rus'

    • @jack_binewood2271
      @jack_binewood2271 Год назад

      @@karlismaiermcgaben135 Oh really, when Kievan Rus' was defending from the mongol invasion, where was moscow?

    • @Hello-xh3rx
      @Hello-xh3rx Год назад

      @@jack_binewood2271 There was Ryazan and Vladimir which are Russian

    • @КириллМолодых-с5з
      @КириллМолодых-с5з Год назад

      ​@@jack_binewood2271 так киевская Русь уже к тому моменту давно распалась и еë князья получив пизды от золотой Орды поджав хвост принесли клятву верность литве

    • @jack_binewood2271
      @jack_binewood2271 Год назад

      @@КириллМолодых-с5з Ну дивись, по перше під вплив Орди (не Золотої, тому що вона вже пізніше сформувалася) попали Східні і Північні землі Київської Русі з яких потім і сформовалося масковське царство. А роздроблені землі нинішньої України були захоплені молодим паганським воєводою Литовців

  • @Trypragmatic
    @Trypragmatic 3 месяца назад

    Raiding for child support is a real father

  • @Vanderpool0312
    @Vanderpool0312 Год назад

    Shouldn't this region have Ruthenian as culture? Kinda confused about this choice by PDX.

    • @nothintoshow
      @nothintoshow 11 месяцев назад

      We doesn't know really much about that history period. But we know that those lands were called Rus' in Greek and Ruthenia in Latin so people lived there could be generally called Rusians or Ruthenians. It the same but different language. Yes, later some swamp people decided that they have some bonds with Old Rus, but its another story :D

  • @kozmo3088
    @kozmo3088 Год назад

    How can you found the capital of the rus ?