*JARL DYRE THE STRANGER* is only a stranger until you TALK To him! Then he becomes... *JARL DYRE THE FRIEND!* HAPPY NEW YEAR from me, Zaraks and Middovah! And what better way to end 2022 than with a REALLY long Koifish video! :D Some fun changes coming next year, more videos, more Koifish and most likely: MORE HAESTEINN!
Next time you should start from the duchy where Gammalsvenskyby would be located and first form Ukraine, then expand through the future Belarus and take control of Moscow.
14:37 - so fun fact, the chance of death there scales with your age, death at 37 from tier 3 stress event is basically a nonexistent chance, what a roll of the dice lmao
I dont always play ck3, but when i do, i play Jarl Dyre the Stranger. He's a dead ringer for the Byzantine Empire, and you can cheese a varangian adventure to get the most troops through event soldiers to take over your dynasty head and restore your inheritance. Once you snag that gold mine down in greece you can become a religious protected vassal then use meritocrasy to get a claim on the byzantine empire. One great tip for playing him is to go conquer gotland then take a 1 county chump in norway so you can ally halfdan and ivar. then you can win any war with 8000 viking allys behind you.
this! I mean why would you bother doing anything else when you can overtake kazaria and then pick the byzantines apart one duchy at a time... take by the sword tradition as soon as possible and boom, world conquest job done!@@user-qe8oc8vj3e
@@fjkcat1815 but it's not tho. It's East Slavic with little influence from Norse, only the name Rus and some other stuff due to being ruled by Norse but they're still East Slavic
While the Rus was founded by vikings, the vikings assimilated into East Slavic culture rather than fusing with it. Probably because the viking way of life was not relevant in a more landlocked situation
Koifish, i didn't really see you doing it, but as any viking is extremely good to hire a good antiquarian and make spears and armor, since they give very good stats to knight efficency, raid speed, extra knights, and battle buffs.
I always immediately varangian adventure next to the byzantine, become a religiously protected vassal, then form varangian culture by hybridizing Greek and norse
Dyre should be a starting character tbh I don't know of any other start where you get a genius and one of the best counties on the map right off the bat
Fun fact that you probably already knew: the reason why they "put Rurik Rurikid's name in twice" is because he's the founder of the dynasty as we know it, so all his descendants were called Rurikids (kids of Rurik). In CK3 you can't just do it with the dynasty system, so he's called what he is. His own family name or patronymic are unknown since it's not even clear where he came from. The earliest written mentions of him come from almost two centuries after his death. All that is known is that he was a Varangian troop leader probably from eastern Sweden, maybe.
Meanwhile in ancient Primary Chronicle... "И пошли за море к варягам, к руси. Те варяги назывались русью, как другие называются шведы, а иные норманны и англы, а еще иные готландцы, - вот так и эти." Not swed, not norman, not angle (brit), not gotlander. Of course that Chronicle was written from other accords and could be... not so accurate... especially about really old time.
@@ГригорийГ-ч4н what historians say about the varangian rus people is that they came from Roslagen an eastern coastline where svear came from in todays Stockholm and when they went to todays Finland and Russia they said thats the place they came from and thats why finnish people dont say Sweden but Routsi/Roslagen insted, in the oldest meaning of the name routsi it is land of rowers and they belive thats where rus came from. Also the early rus said that they where svear to Louis the pious when they left Byzantine with a delegation from constantinopel and met him and he asked them, If I remember correct. Then there was someone of the rurikins they dna tested and he shared dna with swedes and there was the bracelets and some other things i belive they found in Kremlin that had swedish-slavic style. So with all info we have about them, they where svear from Roslagen and there is nothing really that says otherwise.
@@ГригорийГ-ч4н chronicle is completely off point, it's just a typical medieval legend, glorifying the family root. There was even no Novgorod on Ilmen at the time of Rurik.
@@huginmunin8253 Krelmin has nothing to do with Rus and didn't exist at that time, what kind of evidences you told of? And no, it couldn't be about Roslagen particularly, it's just a hypothesis trying to tie names. Rus word is most probably of Slavic origin, because other Varangians weren't called Rus, neither generally, nor in such places as Polotsk, by the time of Rogvold. Nothing was called Eus apart from Kiev-region, however Varangians were at many places. (doesn't change the fact that Kievan dynasty and their host are Scandinavian)
@@greatsarmatae My evidence is from historians, chronicles and other type of sources. Also what i said about Kremlin was that they found swedish-slavic style of things, and it was built by rurik dynasty and it did exist in kievan-rus rus era and later destroyed by mongols (not completly i think) and later rebuilt, it just the walls as they are now started after kievan-rus. Yes rus is obvious a slavic word i have never said anything else and why cant it mean Roslagen original? , but what the most accepted origin of the word is that they borrowed it from finnish peoples name for the place svearna came from Routsi which they borrowed from svearna to name them, of course not all varangians where called rus because not all norse people came from same place and the original varangians where svear and later others where called it because they joined varangian guard.
I forgot that hybridization fucks up Longships. So after creating my russo-norse hybrid, I went to raid the Venetians once again but my army got thrashed by attrition 😂
Even till now only two start dates. Think kn ck2 there were more. Personally I would like a 911 start where Rollo is getting ready to invade Normandy. Guthrum is the Earl of East Anglia. Erik Bloodaxe is controlling Danelaw. Uhtred the bold is active. Many more... Other start date could be a first Crusade start date. You can play as one of the crusader Lords who own nö land - Bohemond starts from Taranto Godfrey of Bouillon starts from Bouillon. Raymond of Toulouse from there. Hugh of Vermandois. Robert Curthose can start as disinherited but the Duke of Normandy. Lastly, Stephen of Blois who if he succeeds can start with a pressed claim to England as well. Would also like if Tancred Hautevillebalso had a start That would be awesome
@@jack_binewood2271 так киевская Русь уже к тому моменту давно распалась и еë князья получив пизды от золотой Орды поджав хвост принесли клятву верность литве
@@КириллМолодых-с5з Ну дивись, по перше під вплив Орди (не Золотої, тому що вона вже пізніше сформувалася) попали Східні і Північні землі Київської Русі з яких потім і сформовалося масковське царство. А роздроблені землі нинішньої України були захоплені молодим паганським воєводою Литовців
We doesn't know really much about that history period. But we know that those lands were called Rus' in Greek and Ruthenia in Latin so people lived there could be generally called Rusians or Ruthenians. It the same but different language. Yes, later some swamp people decided that they have some bonds with Old Rus, but its another story :D
*JARL DYRE THE STRANGER* is only a stranger until you TALK To him! Then he becomes... *JARL DYRE THE FRIEND!*
HAPPY NEW YEAR from me, Zaraks and Middovah! And what better way to end 2022 than with a REALLY long Koifish video! :D
Some fun changes coming next year, more videos, more Koifish and most likely: MORE HAESTEINN!
In 2023 can we get a birthday stream?
Happy New Year!
Next time you should start from the duchy where Gammalsvenskyby would be located and first form Ukraine, then expand through the future Belarus and take control of Moscow.
Happy New Year!
I was really curious about the game play of this russians separate kingdons, the real history of this places is sick 😎😵💫 Happy new year!
You watch Koifish's videos because of Koifish. I watch Koifish's videos so I can save the editor. We are not the same
We gotta get him out of there!
I am trying to oppress the editor even further so he can submit to the will of our lord and savior Koifish.
Nooo! Can you not hear the cries of the editor!? The hidden messages!!?!
I watch Koifish to see where Haestinn is going for vacation today
@@toxickite93 No mercy for him our all powerful overlord koifish needs results .
The wolf’s head was actually really nice though
Thank you :)
@@Middovah COMPLETEA MON🌿💞
Wow middovah is so cool! What an incredible piece of art! Three hours well spent! Give them a raise
14:37 - so fun fact, the chance of death there scales with your age, death at 37 from tier 3 stress event is basically a nonexistent chance, what a roll of the dice lmao
The funeral ship he had made was so great that he had to go with his father.
@@himarei They just put him on the same boat, a 2 for 1 trip to Valhalla.
I dont always play ck3, but when i do, i play Jarl Dyre the Stranger. He's a dead ringer for the Byzantine Empire, and you can cheese a varangian adventure to get the most troops through event soldiers to take over your dynasty head and restore your inheritance. Once you snag that gold mine down in greece you can become a religious protected vassal then use meritocrasy to get a claim on the byzantine empire. One great tip for playing him is to go conquer gotland then take a 1 county chump in norway so you can ally halfdan and ivar. then you can win any war with 8000 viking allys behind you.
I went from him to gardariki, and then stole constantinople from the eastern romans, rather than playing peaceful I fought kazaria and won
So, ally your papa and uncle?
this! I mean why would you bother doing anything else when you can overtake kazaria and then pick the byzantines apart one duchy at a time... take by the sword tradition as soon as possible and boom, world conquest job done!@@user-qe8oc8vj3e
That wolf design by Middovah was so cool! Really loved how it tiled
Aw I love how the bastard child was just so cool and chill that all of his uncles ended up really loving him anyway
"Rurik Rurikid, man so ballin he had to put his name in twice" ITS BEEN 15 SECONDS KOIFISH lmfao
"I'm gunna play tall"
Immediately goes wide
I dont get why Russian isnt a culture combo in itself
What would it even actually be a combo of though?
@@glaz5228 Of East Slavic and Norse
@@fjkcat1815 but it's not tho.
It's East Slavic with little influence from Norse, only the name Rus and some other stuff due to being ruled by Norse but they're still East Slavic
@@fjkcat1815 bro russian culture existed before Rurik came
While the Rus was founded by vikings, the vikings assimilated into East Slavic culture rather than fusing with it. Probably because the viking way of life was not relevant in a more landlocked situation
Came for Koifish’s chaos, stayed for the wholesome Viking family.
You and your editor are hilarious, the 3 hours you spent for 3 seconds of screen time was amazing, vvvverrry goooood best editing ever
Koifish, i didn't really see you doing it, but as any viking is extremely good to hire a good antiquarian and make spears and armor, since they give very good stats to knight efficency, raid speed, extra knights, and battle buffs.
Jarl Dyre the Stranger is super strong, one of the easiest and most fun characters.
I always immediately varangian adventure next to the byzantine, become a religiously protected vassal, then form varangian culture by hybridizing Greek and norse
I hope you will have a great 2023 Koifish! Can't wait for the content in the next year
"I don't raid for gold or fame, I raid for child support" 😂😂😂😂
So what happened to the series where you play all the starting characters?
I assume he got bored of playing non vikings
Dyre should be a starting character tbh I don't know of any other start where you get a genius and one of the best counties on the map right off the bat
@@SkilledKill he used to be in CK2
Wow Middovah is so cool. They should totally make some more norse art for your norse campaigns and get a raise :)
Fun fact that you probably already knew: the reason why they "put Rurik Rurikid's name in twice" is because he's the founder of the dynasty as we know it, so all his descendants were called Rurikids (kids of Rurik). In CK3 you can't just do it with the dynasty system, so he's called what he is. His own family name or patronymic are unknown since it's not even clear where he came from. The earliest written mentions of him come from almost two centuries after his death. All that is known is that he was a Varangian troop leader probably from eastern Sweden, maybe.
Meanwhile in ancient Primary Chronicle...
"И пошли за море к варягам, к руси. Те варяги назывались русью, как другие называются шведы, а иные норманны и англы, а еще иные готландцы, - вот так и эти."
Not swed, not norman, not angle (brit), not gotlander.
Of course that Chronicle was written from other accords and could be... not so accurate... especially about really old time.
@@ГригорийГ-ч4н what historians say about the varangian rus people is that they came from Roslagen an eastern coastline where svear came from in todays Stockholm and when they went to todays Finland and Russia they said thats the place they came from and thats why finnish people dont say Sweden but Routsi/Roslagen insted, in the oldest meaning of the name routsi it is land of rowers and they belive thats where rus came from. Also the early rus said that they where svear to Louis the pious when they left Byzantine with a delegation from constantinopel and met him and he asked them, If I remember correct. Then there was someone of the rurikins they dna tested and he shared dna with swedes and there was the bracelets and some other things i belive they found in Kremlin that had swedish-slavic style. So with all info we have about them, they where svear from Roslagen and there is nothing really that says otherwise.
@@ГригорийГ-ч4н chronicle is completely off point, it's just a typical medieval legend, glorifying the family root. There was even no Novgorod on Ilmen at the time of Rurik.
@@huginmunin8253 Krelmin has nothing to do with Rus and didn't exist at that time, what kind of evidences you told of?
And no, it couldn't be about Roslagen particularly, it's just a hypothesis trying to tie names.
Rus word is most probably of Slavic origin, because other Varangians weren't called Rus, neither generally, nor in such places as Polotsk, by the time of Rogvold. Nothing was called Eus apart from Kiev-region, however Varangians were at many places.
(doesn't change the fact that Kievan dynasty and their host are Scandinavian)
@@greatsarmatae My evidence is from historians, chronicles and other type of sources. Also what i said about Kremlin was that they found swedish-slavic style of things, and it was built by rurik dynasty and it did exist in kievan-rus rus era and later destroyed by mongols (not completly i think) and later rebuilt, it just the walls as they are now started after kievan-rus. Yes rus is obvious a slavic word i have never said anything else and why cant it mean Roslagen original? , but what the most accepted origin of the word is that they borrowed it from finnish peoples name for the place svearna came from Routsi which they borrowed from svearna to name them, of course not all varangians where called rus because not all norse people came from same place and the original varangians where svear and later others where called it because they joined varangian guard.
Glad to see some more attention for one of my favourite starting characters.
The most iconic Koifish line: StOPPPPe uh
Thanks for the present for the new year! (I am russuan and I adore you)
8:17 when you're a viking and your wife wants the fancy silky arabic diapers for your baby vikings: *sighs, grabs axe, climbs boat*
middovah good job on editing this drunken HEASTEN fan i love you guys
i remember playing dyre the stranger and the entire hvitsverk family died for some reason so i inherited the danelaw. most cursed game of all
that "im not greek enough" killed me hahahah love it
I like this start. I did a run where I made a hybrid culture with pecheneg and taltoist faith. It's a fun start.
The tale of the Russorse King of Ruthenia and his fine book about books, a tale every Viking knows.
Should have called the culture Hyperborean.
Koifish: There are Vikings in England
Me: Yes, obviously
Koifish: There are Vikings that are also not in England
Me: Wat?!
i love this guy's fucking accent its bootiful
Middovah is so cool. Definitely needs a raise 🙌
Awesome Repeating Wolf Head Pattern
I forgot that hybridization fucks up Longships. So after creating my russo-norse hybrid, I went to raid the Venetians once again but my army got thrashed by attrition 😂
Funny thing is I was watching this very video yesterday, on my birthday.
An awesome adventure to watch at the start of the year. Thank you
Happy New Year Mr Koifish the mad viking lover :)
byzant never collapses when I play Croatia (and I played with Croatia as much as you did with Haesteinn :D)
Great video ! Loved the book concept art by the editor
I raid for child support.... Absolute gem
If you touch Russia, you can also try Time of Troubles total conversion mod about war between Poland and Russia
Time of Troubles happened in Muscovy, not Rus.
In CK I've never seen any reason not to just play tall AND wide.
middovha is VERY COOOOOOOL THANK YOU KANYE
Love your content man! Helps me through the days :) But i expected nothing less than "He's a saint???????" :'D
Great video as always
Shout out to the editor, nice job on the book cover
Damn, good work to the editer !
When will Prussian empire total campaign be finished? 😢
viking played by koifish? IMPOSSIBLE!!
Happy New Year Koifish!! Wish ya health and happiness
Happy new year Koifish!!
10:25 this has some serious Bottom Gear energy
Its so nice of Kanye West to give Dyre that book. What a genuine dude
Goes to war with Khazar khans.
"There are many yews in the forest."
ISWYDT
Lunatic is good cause you can get a decision to make a glass monument and it gives a lot of stuff
Koifish what happened to your paradigm experience video? It was my favorite one and it seems to have disappeared from the internet
Wow! Middovah is so cool and cute and talented! Very cool!
The very cool middovah guy, can you sell this wolf head image? (For using it in hobby stuff and maybe as a ck3 CoA) 👀👀👀
Playing as vikings. Dösent get a full army öf Varangian veterans. Smöthbrain möves all aröund :P
Why is only 867 and 1066 available ? Didn't it used to have a bunch more years to chose from?
Even till now only two start dates. Think kn ck2 there were more.
Personally I would like a 911 start where Rollo is getting ready to invade Normandy. Guthrum is the Earl of East Anglia. Erik Bloodaxe is controlling Danelaw. Uhtred the bold is active.
Many more...
Other start date could be a first Crusade start date. You can play as one of the crusader Lords who own nö land -
Bohemond starts from Taranto
Godfrey of Bouillon starts from Bouillon. Raymond of Toulouse from there.
Hugh of Vermandois.
Robert Curthose can start as disinherited but the Duke of Normandy.
Lastly, Stephen of Blois who if he succeeds can start with a pressed claim to England as well.
Would also like if Tancred Hautevillebalso had a start
That would be awesome
feels like i'm watching mountain general with all this yelling at hungarians
wow middovah is so cool wow thank you for being so cool middovah
Happy belated birthday Jarl Koifish
You used the Drakensang soundtrack.
Awesome 👍🏻
4:35 how do you create those cursed animations?
Fullscreen Barbershop mod
Thank you Middovah.
Is it worth to rush the mines to the east as this guy?
which mods are you using?
The one thing I hate about playing as Kyiv is that the Khazars ae always raiding.
5:20 mogyër is prouniced like madyar
hahaha birds screaming!!! 9:39
happy new year everyoneeee!
Comments are good for the RUclips algorithm
22:04 I wouldn't have it any other way
Koifish, how about you try becoming the caliph of ashari?
What mod do you use to see the details of the duel?
6:48 “Skilled Interns” LOL!!! I thought they were “convicted felons with jobs.”
middovah is so cool yo
Your cake day was a few days ago? Then let me congratulate you on that happy b day!
Koifish has so strong accent that I thought he is Slavic 😂
That “rrrr” is so powerful
18:50 Hevin in Judaism is where God and all his weird eyeball wheel thing, I don't think we have like an actually well defined afterlife.
6:08 Mod?
Moddovah is really cool! Koifish doesn't deserve him.
Happy late birthday 🎂
how do you do this fullscreen battle? 06:30
Duel Overlay Mod in the Steam Workshop, happy to help :)
@@feli-the-sunfairy thanks :)
I don't think that the "Russorse" is not historically accurate name of a Varangian Vikings . What really historically accurate is "The Rus' "
4:31 - Aww!
Would you make a video about turning people into vampires
Patriach tree? I don't think i ever used that one apart from the first skills for the children^^
I feel so betrayed by the title. This isn't a Hæsteinn video.
Lore I Conquered RUSSIA as the MOST POWERFUL VIKING in all of Crusader Kings 3 momentum 100
18:50 there is an afterlife in Jewish religion but it is unknowable by people before they enter it
I would totally read Jarl Dyre’s Adventures by Kanye West
best account on youtube
Do you want to say that there is any other powerful viking rather than Haesteinn?
Isn't that blasphemy?
Koifish, it is not russia it is Kievan Rus'. Calling it russia is same as calling Sweden Denmark..
Russia is the heir of Kievan Rus'
@@karlismaiermcgaben135 Oh really, when Kievan Rus' was defending from the mongol invasion, where was moscow?
@@jack_binewood2271 There was Ryazan and Vladimir which are Russian
@@jack_binewood2271 так киевская Русь уже к тому моменту давно распалась и еë князья получив пизды от золотой Орды поджав хвост принесли клятву верность литве
@@КириллМолодых-с5з Ну дивись, по перше під вплив Орди (не Золотої, тому що вона вже пізніше сформувалася) попали Східні і Північні землі Київської Русі з яких потім і сформовалося масковське царство. А роздроблені землі нинішньої України були захоплені молодим паганським воєводою Литовців
Raiding for child support is a real father
Shouldn't this region have Ruthenian as culture? Kinda confused about this choice by PDX.
We doesn't know really much about that history period. But we know that those lands were called Rus' in Greek and Ruthenia in Latin so people lived there could be generally called Rusians or Ruthenians. It the same but different language. Yes, later some swamp people decided that they have some bonds with Old Rus, but its another story :D
How can you found the capital of the rus ?