I Became the MOST POWERFUL AFRICAN QUEEN In Crusader Kings 3

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  • Опубликовано: 1 ноя 2024

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  • @Koifish
    @Koifish  Год назад +169

    *A-Z IN CK3 IS BACK!*
    I have NOT forgotten about this wonderfully crazy idea, and I aim to finish it by the end of the year! And today, we are picking it up at *D*, with the wonDerful Daurama Dura!
    Now I only have to worry about Paradox adding MORE starting characters to the list 😭

    • @AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame
      @AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame Год назад +1

      Thankfully a ruler named Richard is not a recommended character choice

    • @rtech4171
      @rtech4171 Год назад +7

      Is this pre DLC? There's no activities button on your sidebar

    • @meatloafisgood2374
      @meatloafisgood2374 Год назад +5

      @@rtech4171he also didn’t get to choose a path for his pilgrimage

    • @donpollo3154
      @donpollo3154 Год назад +2

      @@rtech4171 yeah you can see at the start that the dlc isn't there

    • @sebastianpijov8708
      @sebastianpijov8708 Год назад +1

      Letter H is going to be hell for your Norse addiction.

  • @mortache
    @mortache Год назад +416

    Koifish didn't just divorce his husband, but took his lands too. Divorce settlements in CK3 is wild

    • @AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame
      @AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame Год назад +9

      Ex-husband: Power move against wife
      Koifish: Checkmate

    • @anareel4562
      @anareel4562 6 месяцев назад +3

      Tbf it's not that far off from how divorce court works in North America 😂😂

    • @iMajoraGaming
      @iMajoraGaming 3 месяца назад

      ​@@anareel4562 groaaaaan

    • @baronvonbunghole5999
      @baronvonbunghole5999 28 дней назад +1

      Ikr, I played as a queen for the first time recently. When I found out my husband cheated on me, I had a 1-on-1 duel with him where I clobbered his face in. Then I went to war with him, arrested him, revoked all of his land, and banished him from Ireland.

    • @mortache
      @mortache 27 дней назад

      @@baronvonbunghole5999 nice

  • @cxmfarzz1956
    @cxmfarzz1956 Год назад +134

    Am actually hausa .. from nigeria .. daura is not far from my own settlement.. 🎉🎉🎉. Am happy koifish 😂😂. This made me happy . My tribe conquered the whole of africa 🎉🎉

    • @cxmfarzz1956
      @cxmfarzz1956 Год назад +23

      Oh . N d king of kano married daurama cus he killed a snake that controlled the towns water in daura 😂😂

    • @shurimaleagu
      @shurimaleagu Год назад +18

      I'm Igbo, and this video convinced me to try out the game

  • @dianabialaskahansen2972
    @dianabialaskahansen2972 Год назад +261

    And here I was expecting it to be Hæsteinn who'd wear a wig and go conquer Africa!

  • @Prince_Phaedru
    @Prince_Phaedru Год назад +80

    Love how he got a guy who works out, rather than a naturally strong, herculean character and hopes it genetically passes down. Clearly the genius didn't tell Koifish anything about genetics.

  • @TungstenArm
    @TungstenArm Год назад +143

    So you played starting as a count on 867, got a bunch of concubines, and quickly blobbed out to an empire… this almost feels like you’re still playing as Haesteinn 😂

  • @dominicadrean2160
    @dominicadrean2160 Год назад +111

    I think koifish would never play Crusader Kings 3 again if they got rid of Hastings😂

  • @Bigdohxp
    @Bigdohxp Год назад +37

    And here we witness a man trying his damndest to break his addiction. It aint easy, but it is important. So let's all celebrate this moment, and remember that he could have put Haestinn in Africa...again.

  • @AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame
    @AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame Год назад +90

    Miss Koifish is the strongest of the Kois?

    • @F.F.I_40-45
      @F.F.I_40-45 Год назад

      No

    • @Axxikon
      @Axxikon Год назад +3

      I think the answer is no, but for legal reasons, yes.

  • @Halal_Lettuce
    @Halal_Lettuce Год назад +45

    I was hoping to see a continuation of Hæsteinn’s Scandinafrica. But this was interesting too. We don’t see much matriarchal societies in history.

  • @PraiseJ-Pope
    @PraiseJ-Pope Год назад +19

    20:46 dont be so surprised, the husband always has to cross borders, hope that Daurama is present, willing, not already pregnant or busy with her bro-cubines, of course he has less chance to knock her up

  • @lagggoat7170
    @lagggoat7170 Год назад +33

    YES!
    Daurama Daura is my favourite character (together with Haesteinn), currently I´m doing a Haesteinn in Africa run, trying to marry as many Dauras as possible to create a blended Dynasty of hausa-norse culture and bori faith.

  • @Glorfindeld2
    @Glorfindeld2 Год назад +6

    It's crazy how much the game has changed since it came out. On launch Daurama had roughly 300 levies and no MAA. Here she starts with almost 1500 men.

  • @victor382
    @victor382 Год назад +11

    Hahaha, one of my favorite starts. What I usually do is try to get my heir to be my husband’s culture initially, they have the strongest heavy infantry in the game called Mubarizun, and they are truly OP, I usually buy the men-at-arms and then switch back to original culture, but it’s not necessary. My next “to do” is get to feudal asap, tribal is kind of sucky. Next I do somewhat what you do. I reform the faith and make it really OP. Becoming a witch and strengthening the bloodline is also a plus, the ultimate end is uniting Africa. I played tall and ended up making over 800 gold a month and by the end had over 1M. It was crazy. I was shocked their were not that many people starting as Daurama. You’re actually the 1st one I’ve seen.

    • @simont.4633
      @simont.4633 Год назад +6

      *conquers an entire continent*
      "played tall"

    • @victor382
      @victor382 Год назад +2

      @@simont.4633 both are not mutually exclusive. hehe

  • @TheDirtyShaman
    @TheDirtyShaman Год назад +9

    You can filter for rulers of different faith within your realm in the character finder (Default hotkey "C")

  • @dr0g_Oakblood
    @dr0g_Oakblood Год назад +6

    Hence why Mother of Us All is actually not too bad of an achievement, just a tad tedious.

  • @trentking1978
    @trentking1978 Год назад +9

    Thank you for doing this Video. I have been wanting to see people do this challenge with the DLCs added.

    • @KonaFanatiker
      @KonaFanatiker Год назад +3

      Doesn'T look to me like he has the DLC's active though. Even seems like an older game version without any of the travel mechanics.

    • @eteor8503
      @eteor8503 Год назад

      1.8.1 patch

  • @elijahrlopez
    @elijahrlopez Год назад +9

    "I guess her hips do lie" 🤣🤣

  • @andrewplck
    @andrewplck Год назад +8

    I wish uniting Africa came with bigger bonus than what it is.

  • @foodtsielo
    @foodtsielo 3 месяца назад +1

    the gwent music in the background xD legend

  • @braffl
    @braffl Год назад +3

    45:17 he said it, he said the line

  • @revontheus17
    @revontheus17 Год назад +5

    finally koifish remember this series

  • @SinnerSoviet
    @SinnerSoviet Год назад +1

    i was waiting for this one finally

  • @adrix_wastaken2196
    @adrix_wastaken2196 Год назад +1

    Im so proud of koifish for beating the urge of his hæestinng addiction and i hope this Will countinue so he can finally beat the addiction🙏🙏🙏

  • @ForlorenOlli
    @ForlorenOlli Год назад +1

    Koifish got me with the "borger" in the first damn second of the video... This damn fish got me in giggles before it even started

  • @XYNTEN
    @XYNTEN Год назад +10

    Koifish mistaking strong for herculean smh 😅

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 Год назад +1

    He's finally brought it back. Good.

  • @radraptor1458
    @radraptor1458 Год назад

    The Gambler reference at 16:14 gave me whiplash

  • @Leo_n1k
    @Leo_n1k Год назад +2

    I would love to see you playing Genghis Khan and creating glory mongol empire.

  • @G26_10
    @G26_10 Год назад

    My man saw the comment saying he forgot about the a-z series and decided to bring it back

  • @Crizzly122
    @Crizzly122 Год назад +1

    Bro recorded this before tours and tournaments was even out 💀

  • @xxxm981
    @xxxm981 Год назад +2

    A yes, a swede teaching his kid arabic.... i love current year (yes he probably meant ingame)

  • @gladiatorgreyman1285
    @gladiatorgreyman1285 Год назад

    My first game as ibn marwan i avenged the battle of tours in 20 years.

  • @realstrixy1229
    @realstrixy1229 Год назад +1

    You actually did it. Good job.

  • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
    @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation Год назад +7

    *Wakanda is real if we just create it ourselves* 🗿

  • @MrArchoir
    @MrArchoir Год назад +2

    Let's ignore the collapsed byzantine empire at the end

  • @adamcurrence5618
    @adamcurrence5618 Год назад +1

    I hope E ends up being Erik the Heathen. It’s a tough start.

  • @climatereview
    @climatereview 6 месяцев назад

    Netflix can fianlly make a historically accurate African Queens show

  • @danclark2914
    @danclark2914 Год назад +2

    I mourn the day koifish discovered the word "based"...

  • @Alman117
    @Alman117 8 месяцев назад

    Daaamn Koifish did a The Gambler reference!

  • @abababababababababa
    @abababababababababa Год назад

    koifish’s dialog with the game makes me laugh

  • @DaBigWilliG1995
    @DaBigWilliG1995 Год назад

    It’s good to see koifish back of his addiction

  • @Xotchkass
    @Xotchkass Год назад +3

    > all the current CK3 DLC, Including Northern Lords, Royal Court and Fate of Iberia
    I feel like something is missing

  • @thegreenweenie725
    @thegreenweenie725 7 месяцев назад

    So basically, Bayajidda of Kano was a legendary figure in the history and folklore of the Hausa people of Nigeria. According to the legend, Bayajidda was a prince from Baghdad who journeyed to West Africa in search of a bride. During his travels, he arrived in the city of Daura, where he encountered a giant snake known as Sarki. Bayajidda bravely fought and killed the snake, earning him the title "the slayer of Sarki." Or in CK3 “snake”
    As a result of his victory, Bayajidda married the princess of Daura and established the Hausa dynasty in Kano, which became one of the most powerful and influential kingdoms in the region. The legend of Bayajidda is an important part of the Hausa cultural heritage and symbolizes bravery, heroism, and the foundation of the Kano kingdom.
    I thought someone in the comment sectioned mentioned they were Hausa or from that region, so if I’m wrong please correct me.

  • @williamprice8282
    @williamprice8282 Год назад

    Blessing the rains down in Africa. Koifish absolutely rocks. Now I have Toto on repeat in my head, thanks. 😂

  • @andreanecchi5930
    @andreanecchi5930 Год назад +2

    try to reunite Tibet with Dalai Lama Hæsteinn

  • @ghastly7524
    @ghastly7524 Год назад

    That screams for a new Disney Movie.
    And will Koifish act as Haesteinn?

  • @MixleCow
    @MixleCow Год назад

    I don’t think you have done this but a suggestion is taking haesteinn to Mesoamerica with the age of the fifth sun mod

  • @vtte3142
    @vtte3142 Год назад

    A-Z IS BACK

  • @luckyone7778
    @luckyone7778 Год назад

    Koifish is a Genius CK3 player

  • @Thebashefulorange
    @Thebashefulorange Год назад

    I was thinking haesting was going to make an appearance

  • @johnturner9546
    @johnturner9546 Год назад

    It's like mind reading. I've been working on this achievement for days with zero progress

    • @AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame
      @AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame Год назад

      Then you come to the channel, Koifish is one of the funniest yet best CK3 player.
      You came to the right place to learn how to conquer Africa

  • @Tzilandi
    @Tzilandi Год назад

    Abd al-Rahman ibn Marwan playthrough when, Koifish?

  • @MrSabachtani
    @MrSabachtani 11 месяцев назад

    You (the husband) vs the guy she tells you not to worry about. Man, that stings 😆

  • @-landon931
    @-landon931 2 месяца назад

    Nice to see Koifish, a black woman, being empowered!!! #squadgoals

  • @arpuarpuarpu
    @arpuarpuarpu Год назад

    1 hour koifish AMBATUKAMMM

  • @aleksandarmanojlovic4988
    @aleksandarmanojlovic4988 Год назад +1

    When did you record this video, the game is still before tours and tournaments

  • @shodan2002
    @shodan2002 Год назад +1

    I tried it like 4 times and failed getting this achievement

  • @FLORBOGLORBO
    @FLORBOGLORBO Год назад

    Very good video my african friend

  • @dieidiotten
    @dieidiotten Год назад +2

    Why is the video pre Tours and Tournaments

  • @alexmcnulty2172
    @alexmcnulty2172 Год назад

    I’m disappointed you haven’t done this run as a Haesteinn daughter

  • @PraiseJ-Pope
    @PraiseJ-Pope Год назад +1

    Okay but seriously Koifish - did you turn off the cap for babies for one woman? Did Paradox work on it? Because I thought the maximum was 8

  • @zephaniahgreenwell8151
    @zephaniahgreenwell8151 Год назад

    From before they nerfed petitioning the spirits.

  • @yeetustothefeetus2852
    @yeetustothefeetus2852 Год назад

    i wonder how a koifish taco tastes.

  • @BradlyClarke
    @BradlyClarke Год назад

    Best wishes

  • @katanah3195
    @katanah3195 Год назад

    I loved you torturing the guy who killed your kid. Really getting into character as a mama bear, very nice.

  • @tvullings
    @tvullings Год назад

    The reason why durama is the only non European suggested character is because paradox didnt want to blow their load too soon. They have a decade of dlc to sell us after all.

  • @daniel-w9n9f
    @daniel-w9n9f Год назад

    Did Koifish roll back his game to play her cause he doesnt have tours and tornaments active or ks thia just a old video?

  • @derpycat9347
    @derpycat9347 Год назад +1

    bro where did you find that greek man

  • @liamimbriolo6066
    @liamimbriolo6066 Год назад +1

    yas queen slay!

  • @thetaikonaut8397
    @thetaikonaut8397 Год назад

    Tell me how the Crusades started before 1095 in this play through?

  • @Otterly_luna
    @Otterly_luna Год назад

    You're not playing with T&T Koi?

  • @tallballa44
    @tallballa44 9 месяцев назад

    The Toto reference alone is worth a like haha ❤

  • @calvinmenichella9552
    @calvinmenichella9552 Год назад

    REVERSE HAESTEEEEIN!!!

  • @caniblmolstr452
    @caniblmolstr452 Год назад

    I did this with Haestinn

  • @karlfreiha4745
    @karlfreiha4745 Год назад

    avengers of side pieces had me rolling on the floor

  • @Nolan65775
    @Nolan65775 Год назад +4

    Here's an idea for a challenge.
    Make a character from scratch and set them somewhere in Europe to be a Messalianism Christian and try to overtake the Catholic faith. Messalianism is one of the more unique Christian variants in the game because its main tenets are Carnal Exaltation (Meaning that Lustful a virtue and Chaste a sin, and 25% boost to fertility), Divine Marriage (Literally meaning incest=wincest, close family marriages give you vessel opinion and piety) and Esotericism (The most normal one, making it so the 'mystic' traits are virtues and can get upgraded via pilgrimages). Most of their doctrines are reversed from the main ones too. IE: Witchcraft, Same-Sex relations, Adultery (both types), and Deviancy being accepted and only close-kin slaying being punishable.
    I have literally never seen a playthrough of this not get torn apart because any family that follows this faith that I am not directly controlling ends up having scales and health issues within two generations because they just won't stop banging each other. And the fact that most of the holy sites are in the Middle East, it makes a BIIIIIIITCH to get the bonuses if you start in Europe and if you do take a character that's closer to those areas while being this faith, you REALLY don't last long with all the powerful Muslim characters around you.

    • @gabrielciabotti8001
      @gabrielciabotti8001 Год назад

      I just did a count to king in the Abbasid Empire. It's hard, but not that difficult. ( it was supposed to be "from count to emperor", but problems related to inbreeding made me quit. I will try again after the Persian DLC releases).
      I Created a Messalinian Syriac ruler in 867 in a county located in a dejure territory of the kingdom of Mesopotamia (Messalianism was born in mesopotamia) really close to the capital, there are no rulers of that culture, so you automatically become the cultural head (the starting character of that county is from a diferent culture/religion). Your liege (the Abbasid emperor himself) hold's most of the territory around you, but he stars over his domain limit and will give some counties away. You will be surounded by very weak neighbors. The emperor's culture lacks the innovation that allows raising the crown's authority to level 2, so he cannot revoke youre titles, but he can still arrest, torture or execute you.
      The Key is to start wiht an intrige education focus, and preferably 18 +, so you have at least one perk to choose from the statr. Take the perk that allows you to fabricate hooks and start the scheme agains youre liege immediately so you can change your feudal contract asap and get the "Jhiza status" and he won't be able to demand youre conversion anymore. Afte you secure the duchy title things get more chill. I don't remember the name of the county or the duchy, but all the counties of the Syriac culture are located in this duchy, it's easy to find.
      PS: Messalianism is an already organized faith, you cannot reform it. If you want to change anything, you need to create a new Christian faith, and for that you don't need holly sites, just piety.

    • @Nolan65775
      @Nolan65775 Год назад

      @@gabrielciabotti8001 Oh right, I forgot about that. I guess that's my bad for playing with a lot of pagan faiths. But IDK, usually when I play as a certain faith surrounding by a different one. I tend to get either invaded, or demanded that I change my faith or just out right get my titles revoked eventually.

  • @Crisopeia
    @Crisopeia Год назад +5

    slay queen

  • @mariokuppers5686
    @mariokuppers5686 Год назад +1

    But the Title is Missleading Koifish. It´s not Miss Koifish or Haesteinns Daughter so she can´t be the most Powerfull African Queen

  • @thetaikonaut8397
    @thetaikonaut8397 Год назад

    Strong Trait is not congenital… or am I missing something.

  • @Rvlion79
    @Rvlion79 Год назад

    Lets GO!!!

  • @rupers5988
    @rupers5988 Год назад

    You should try total war rome 2

  • @justinmalangoni
    @justinmalangoni 11 месяцев назад

    Koifish "all starting date characters are around continental Europe except one"
    Me "Norse culture overpowered"
    Conclusion "Paradox has zero objectivity and a strong bias"

  • @Emilia333g
    @Emilia333g Год назад +1

    based

  • @DBWarren23
    @DBWarren23 Год назад

    Sheeeeeesh

  • @leneklenkowsky1012
    @leneklenkowsky1012 Год назад +1

    Burgir

  • @Kasaaz
    @Kasaaz Год назад

    High Chieftan Vegeta?

  • @cantalope6980
    @cantalope6980 Год назад

    i didn’t know haesting turned africa!?

  • @yernat.ali1453
    @yernat.ali1453 Год назад

    why old version though?

  • @IronWolf123
    @IronWolf123 Год назад

    Part 2?

  • @bobmarlej9106
    @bobmarlej9106 Год назад

    im quite disappointed that the 'african queen' isn't hastein

  • @solomon1767
    @solomon1767 Год назад

    change the m in mega-africa to n

  • @oddish2253
    @oddish2253 Год назад

    Should have formed Wakanda

  • @roninwbijtube
    @roninwbijtube 9 месяцев назад

    I still can't believe y'all so quick to assume Haesteinns gender in the comments 😢

  • @qhu3878
    @qhu3878 Год назад

    sup

  • @zaoda1357
    @zaoda1357 Год назад

    africa fish

  • @FartheodoreFartovelt
    @FartheodoreFartovelt Год назад

    I am disappointed in you koifish

  • @dull4498
    @dull4498 Год назад

    Sheesh

  • @sebastianbaran5856
    @sebastianbaran5856 Год назад

    You infidel! Using stronghold crusader music here is blasphemy, not to mention it was arabic music. watch your back knight, watch your back 😂

  • @Saberu_o_oppai_de_momu
    @Saberu_o_oppai_de_momu Год назад

    this game is too much for people who love bbc....