*WE WILL DESTROY THE TIMELINE!!!!* WOW! Koifish is BACK with another video about Time Travel, after the massively successful How To Time travel in Warband from like 5 years ago! Talking about the timeline, we will soon have to face... THE HAESTEINN MULTIVERSE!!!
How did you unlock all the tecnologies? did you do a playthrough and copy the character? use a mod? changed something in the game files? or is it possible directly from the start through creating a custom character? I like OP stuff like this and would like to play my own campaign
Plot twist: Chronos is actually Koifish's son from an alternate reality where he did not ruin his sleep schedule and deprived himself of sunlight for 15 years straight by playing Paradox Games and thus could give his fecundity a good use.
To be honest, I genuinely have just accepted Haesteinn as a future Koifish who traveled through time and space to be a Viking. Can't believe Koifish made a character to fight himself though lmao
That insane speed for Sieging in wars is actually something you can do if you take the Become Greatest of Khans decision: - 5K Levies, 3.4K Horse Archers, 4K Light Horsemen, 400 Armored Horsemen, and 150 Mangonels, none of which use Supply (meaning they never starve) and ALL of which benefit from Sappers in Strategist tree. - +0.1 to Light Cavalry and Heavy Cavalry Siege Progress (which the decision gives you). It means you can effectively take even Feudal holdings within 10 days.
Id love to see you go on a mission to break up all the big blobs on the map. You'd probably need help doing it so it wouldnt take forever, but just making sure no realm is larger than like 15 counties seems like a fun challenge
I think it would be funny if he just did a curve from Leon through France curving at lotharingia and gradually curving to reach the far Middle East, but that would probably be a pain to make because the Dutches aren’t set out that way
Thanks koifish. I like the windmills very much. I happen to be Dutch. Goedendag is a Dutch form of greeting, which means good day. So after meeting the good day milita, your day can only improve. So have a nice day!
Hey btw Koifish! I have an idea that could be fun. Make a game where you conquer every county in the world that has a mine to forge a mining empire xD (bonus if starting as haestein)
5:41 not goedendag mitlitia. A goedendag is a mace and it means 'good day'. Its named like that because you would say 'good day' and than smash their face to smithereens
Here I thought we were gonna see some mod where you travel through timelines to work in peoples courts but this still sounds cool I’ve only watched the intro
Lemme get this straight. I have 3000 hours in ck3, love astrau, love tribal, love raiding, yet I have NEVER seen that doll event… how come this guy gets to steal from children?! D:
@@Koifishspeaking of Lady Ravin, I noticed your old Warbands videos are no longer available. Are there any alternative sites where I could find them, or are they lost to history?
*WE WILL DESTROY THE TIMELINE!!!!*
WOW! Koifish is BACK with another video about Time Travel, after the massively successful How To Time travel in Warband from like 5 years ago!
Talking about the timeline, we will soon have to face... THE HAESTEINN MULTIVERSE!!!
Please try a CK3 overhaul mod again - the LOTR is really fun!
LETS GOOOOOOOOO
How did you unlock all the tecnologies? did you do a playthrough and copy the character? use a mod? changed something in the game files? or is it possible directly from the start through creating a custom character? I like OP stuff like this and would like to play my own campaign
@@Davion197 no he won't
This was easily my favourite video from you ever!
I'm ready for the Haesteinn cinematic multiverse.
Everyone are
Ney. Hollywood won't listen!
@@jito7377 Hollywood would make him a black woman.
No, No your not
Get Bollywood ready
Koifish created a character to defeat Koifish? Now that's quite a time travel paradox
This might only be his strategy to wed Matilda of Tuscany to Haesteinn.
It's canon
A paradox among Paradox Games?!
@@thetruegoldenknight beat me to it
Plot twist: Chronos is actually Koifish's son from an alternate reality where he did not ruin his sleep schedule and deprived himself of sunlight for 15 years straight by playing Paradox Games and thus could give his fecundity a good use.
To be honest, I genuinely have just accepted Haesteinn as a future Koifish who traveled through time and space to be a Viking. Can't believe Koifish made a character to fight himself though lmao
Thank you for playing Léon, What a pleasure to see Brest master of the developing world (from a Frenchman living 70km from Brest)
I'm something of a Brest master myself.
I'm always down for seeing some Brest videos.
That insane speed for Sieging in wars is actually something you can do if you take the Become Greatest of Khans decision:
- 5K Levies, 3.4K Horse Archers, 4K Light Horsemen, 400 Armored Horsemen, and 150 Mangonels, none of which use Supply (meaning they never starve) and ALL of which benefit from Sappers in Strategist tree.
- +0.1 to Light Cavalry and Heavy Cavalry Siege Progress (which the decision gives you).
It means you can effectively take even Feudal holdings within 10 days.
Yeah, first time i did was wild
Man I've just gotten into watching Koifish Videos and now I'm learning all this Koifish Lore! Koifish being Haesteinn makes so much sense tho lol
The lore is DEEP!
By God. Koifishes' Hæstinn addiction has gone so far that he's beginning to write non-alternative history genre stories about him!
No idea how you made this tine traveler happen, but it's an awesome idea!
console command/debug command (discover_all_eras)
pls try HAESTEINN in space with stellaris🤣
The origin should be "under one ruler"
@@nicholasloremann4741 yes that one !
I just imagine Koifishes knights and cavalry here being actual Jedi knights and the Goedendag militia are just the Clones
4:08 now i wanna see Koifish do a Haesteinn run in BG3
Not sure it's the right niche but if anyone's brutally interested in Medieval warfare I strongly recommend Schwerpunkt's videos series
Sounds sooo fun! These are the types of things I often think of when I am starting a new game. I enjoy being a little OP
Me too...or a lot OP.
*Laughs in every positive perk and 100 every skill*
*Dies from a cold*
Oh
When I tried a Time Travel storyline in CK3, I started in Iceland, and only tried to do the 100 Development and Primogeniture.
If Haesting _is_ Koifish, then... Koifish has a Koifish addiction?
That... yeah that checks out.
Id love to see you go on a mission to break up all the big blobs on the map. You'd probably need help doing it so it wouldnt take forever, but just making sure no realm is larger than like 15 counties seems like a fun challenge
I think it would be funny if he just did a curve from Leon through France curving at lotharingia and gradually curving to reach the far Middle East, but that would probably be a pain to make because the Dutches aren’t set out that way
"aRnoLd De WroCK jhOnsOn" 🤣💀
I did not know I needed a Cottoneyed Joe reference today.
But now my life is better.
If went back in time I would probably just die from smallpox
So basically just CK3 on easy mode :D
Even though you released this exactly 2 minutes ago, just know, When you took wessex, My viking heart grew 3 sizes. För Tyr!
Unironically how I play the game.
He cut the part where the time traveler bring a thousand new diseases to the medieval times
Etymology of Chronos Viator = Personification of time + The Traveller, literally The Time Traveller
"Those men probably fell of their horse trying to do wheelies" that killed me 😂😂😂😂
I never thought id see someone speedrun Ireland
Truly stuning
Thanks koifish. I like the windmills very much. I happen to be Dutch. Goedendag is a Dutch form of greeting, which means good day. So after meeting the good day milita, your day can only improve. So have a nice day!
Wonderful video, keep up the good work!
(The Flemish Goedendag militia pog!!!)
"I became a time traveler in ck3" me every time I save scum
Koifish's Hæstinn addiction is slowly fading away, for now..
Or is it all just a scheme?
"Where did you come from, Cotton-eyed joe?" Goddamn, you are so freaking funny!
I loved this! Something new. I don't know how you come up with all these crazy ideas 🙂
Koi you must play with the Bulgarian Empire you'll be surprise from the might that poses
10:55 time traveler is making a big-brain investment play cause he knows the dolls will be worth more as collector's items in the future 🧠
I'm honestly surprised there are some proper time traveller mods like this idea.
Imagine traveling back in time just to steal medieval dolls for your kids
There's an actual mod for ck3 that amplifies this playstyle. It's called Lost Souls.
22:10 Idea for a multiplayer challange.. who can steal the head of the pope first? :D
Great. Now we have to edit the wiki page again.
The doll collection ends up being just him looking for Funko Pops. Now that's from the future.
As a Texan, I was not expecting a Waco reference... lol
Reminds me of that one mod that adds time traveling cyber hussars, good times
I can just imagine there’s a room full of creepy dolls.
loved this more please
"I'm the timekeeper. And this..."
*puts on shades*
"...is a CANNON event!"
*Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah*
Hey btw Koifish! I have an idea that could be fun. Make a game where you conquer every county in the world that has a mine to forge a mining empire xD (bonus if starting as haestein)
5:41 not goedendag mitlitia. A goedendag is a mace and it means 'good day'. Its named like that because you would say 'good day' and than smash their face to smithereens
Haesteinn miss you
Here I thought we were gonna see some mod where you travel through timelines to work in peoples courts but this still sounds cool I’ve only watched the intro
Should have been a Time Travel Viking! Give us the United Vikingerium, an Empire to surpass all other Empires!
Upvoted for that Rednex reference alone.
Time is nothing but a foe to defeat 🗿
There is an Athens Georgia but there is also an Athens in your favorite state of Ohio.
Koi, you should play bg3 with another ck3 youtuber
love the concept hahaha nice vid
maybe one day Koifish will learn how to use 'alas' correctly. Or he really did wish an angel would strike him down.
it would be funny to see this kind of playthrough in eu4 or vic 3 but started in some remote tribal area
THAT COTTEN EYE JOE REFRENCE IS PRIME 💯💯💯💯💯
Do another, where you get all of the Dynasty legacies (but no tech).
AKA cheating heavily and spinning it off as an authentic skill based challenge. GG
>Travels back in time
>Almost immediately decides to raid the Irish
Based AF
So basically Koifish is playing as kang the conqueror
I always knew that Koifish was Hæsteinn all along.
57 seconds in and we getting Ohio trash talk.
That is why I always love Koi. I don't know if he's ever been here, but he understands.
The dad jokes are particularly strong this video
Where's the next video for the Haesteinn dynasty?
As someone from rural Ohio, it is truly a bastion of ignorance
I enjoyed the doll stealing side quest.
I'm gonna topple the Byzantines! - he says casually.
25:50
It’s more like "zhon-durm"
“Tell you what I need new wife” that killed me.
I have a suggestion for a sequel that is that you reassemble the roman empire
As a time traveler? Not a bad idea! :D
Standard start for me is Leon, others are Sicily and Brandenburg.
Would be cool to do with with gunpowder mods
Truly, he was a High Man in the Castle
fun fact, the same fbi marksman that bravely gund down a woman holding her infant at Ruby Ridge was also at Waco......
A another part to this please!
Lemme get this straight. I have 3000 hours in ck3, love astrau, love tribal, love raiding, yet I have NEVER seen that doll event… how come this guy gets to steal from children?! D:
Hello koifish, in your honour I reunited Africa with the Haestin dynasty ❤❤
Oh god that makes sense koifish IS HAESTENIN 😱
Can u continue this video as a series and conquer the world?
So Haesteinn had been the Emperor of Mankind this whole time😂
CK3 videos Mark Twain would make:
0:03 charles oliveira
A WITCHER BURN HIM!! - The End.
It's okay, he's not a woman B-)
Time traveling without the help of Lady Ravin? This won't end well...
Lady Ravin was merely a pawn!
@@Koifishspeaking of Lady Ravin, I noticed your old Warbands videos are no longer available. Are there any alternative sites where I could find them, or are they lost to history?
why dont you like the austrian painter?!
lmaooo church woulda burned you on day one my guy
Love ur videos good sir💯🙂
Glad you like them! :D
The haestein lore grows
Actually based video concept. Cudos koi.
can you make a pax romana speedrun live pls
Haesteinn will be back
It’s the zucc of CK3
How did you unlock all technology in a vary short amount of time?
how did he get every tech and 100 delvelopment? Is it a mod or what?
Time traveling Hasting
KOIBOI!!! For real though..chicks aren't interested in the Roman Empire...they are interested in the reasons you think about the Roman Empire.