i literally came up with a theory yesterday that having kids keeps moms looking like five years younger, cuz every couple i see with like a four year old the dad looks ten years older than the mom
Keith was born, learned how to talk, and experienced a divorce in less than 20 minutes. Keith is either going to be a genius, or be traumatized for the rest of his life.
Possible to be an amazing mom without being glamorous! Personally, I don't know any glamorous moms, because as an unglamorous mom, we don't run in the same circles.
this whole video is just dan traumatising louise with how he handles keith only for louise to flip the switch at the very end and traumatise dan by taking keith away. beautiful
@@Louisepentland It kind of seemed like you were genuinely uncomfortable/having your boundaries pushed in a lot of the video to be honest. Are you okay? Maybe I'm seeing something where there's nothing.
this guy is a walking contradiction lmao i love him dan: "i will never settle down" also dan: has lived with the same guy for 13 years and custom built a forever home with said guy
@@alexf225yeah ik that's what he meant. it's just a joke lol! it's just kinda funny because the concept of settling down can also refer to marriage, buying a house, etc. solidifying your future in a way. he has kinda settled down in that sense sans children ofc
Few things are funnier to me than when people don't understand that Louise actually has an incredibly dark and twisted sense of humor so they see her content with Dan and think she hates it lol
@@maitesoto1953 is that completely true though? like she seemed genuinely sad and a lil uncomfy sometimes and i cant tell if its a bit or not :'33 i cannot figure it out
I dunno she seemed genuinely upset when he called the doll a motherfucker and then again every time he said something similar. I didn't get the impression her "dark humour" extends to jokes about fake babies
@@Sam-qv5buIf you haven't seen their past videos together, I would recommend watching them... they are self-professed "extremely socially awkward" and also apparently "set each other off," leading to many hilarious moments they previously made lists of because it made them laugh so much!
Louise: "assuming the baby can't support its head cause when a baby's born their necks are all like leh leh leh" Dan: "useless mfs" BAHAHHDSKKD these two will always be chaotic and i love it.
9:57 its so impressive seeing something manage to shock dan this much. We're used to him screaming laughing but silent laughing feels so strange for some reason
LOUISE AND DAN TOGETHER AGAIN THE UNIVERSE FEELS OKAY IN THIS MOMENT IN TIME!!!! don't ghost her again for another 6 years it's so nice when someone can semi crack the persona i love it
Dan, there is nothing better than when you do a video with your friends or family. Your individual videos are great but your humor when you're with people you're closest to is the best.
The amount of times dan has to break out of the skit in boughts of genuine laughter over the baby making ridiculous sounds has made my entire week, this video is hilarious
Louise is an absolute gem, saying it like it is, putting up with all Dan's humour and still being inspirational! Keith has been lucky to be kidnapped by her
When Dan told Louise she could take anything as a memorabilia, she said Keith, and they showed her walking out the door with the doll I couldn’t stop laughing!
I love how you went from making a video abt not wanting kids to actively proving why you SHOULDN'T have children just in case anyone had their doubts Edit Damn I posted this like 2 seconds into the video and I was not prepared for dan to lose custody of his fake child 😭
dans old videos with louise were SO chaotic. I remember watching them so many times when I was younger so my inner child is very happy to see them together again. the video of louise waxing dans legs will forever be burned into my memory lmao
I just had a baby 3 months ago and honestly, same Daniel 😂. also, Louise going "I'll just open this door by myself" while dealing with a stroller, so relatable
I absolutely love that their friendship has lasted all these years. Even now I still watch dans waxing video whenever I feel glum. They are such cuties together and I’m just glad that things from my childhood can last lol
I watch your collabs whenever I'm having a panic to calm myself down lmao. I think it's a matter of "well. I'm bad, but im not THAT BAD", and that comforts me.
I love the 'Dan announces the guest, camera operator walks into the car park to film the guest walking in' bit. I'm not sure why I'm so tickled, but I am.
watching this 6 weeks after giving birth to my first born son. at first - ooh louise is an experienced mom, this video might be helpful! by the end of the video - okay, nevermind
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Always a pleasure Daniel
Loved seeing you guys together in a video again! Xx
did he pay you to say that
MISSED U AND DAN❤
Was it, Louise??? 😂❤
Iconic duo
one of the most unhinged videos i will possibly ever post thank you and i’m so sorry louise
keith and louise need therapy
Louise has blocked your messages and is contacting a lawyer 😭
this was amazing thank you
release the bloopers! they have to be GOLD!
Sorry about loosing custody over Keith...
the perfect trilogy we really went from awkward moments, awkward dinner, and now awkward baby handling
This is the perfect comment 👌
buttergluttons rise up
@@danielhowell i hope you provide Louise and Keith child support and family therapy 💚
but the leg waxing video
The progression 🥹 so wholesome and yet so .. not 😂
i hope you treated louise to a very nice dinner after putting her through that
my thoughts too lmfao
And hopefully she hasn’t lost her luggage this time!
he can surprise her with it, i’m sure she’d love that
Maybe he should just give her money for a nice dinner... They have embarrassing disaster times when they eat together 😂
Hopefully it won't be an awkward dinner😂
I swear Louise doesn’t age, she looks the same as 10 years ago!!
i literally came up with a theory yesterday that having kids keeps moms looking like five years younger, cuz every couple i see with like a four year old the dad looks ten years older than the mom
She's so beautiful, I swear
She’s so pretty, I love her ❤
@@lanakitten420na men just age faster, and nothing ages you like having kids 😭
@@lanakitten420 More like "having kids ages you 10 years in a year". 😂
What you're seeing are teen moms.
Louise is one of a kind, really. 👌🏻
Keith was born, learned how to talk, and experienced a divorce in less than 20 minutes. Keith is either going to be a genius, or be traumatized for the rest of his life.
Why not both?
I think most geniuses are traumatized. Or at least all the ones that come to mind. Tesla married a pigeon ffs
can't wait for keith's 2 hour video essay exposing me
@@danielhowell lmao
dont forget about the custody battle
dan: doesn’t wanna be a dad
also dan: TEACH ME HOW TO DAD
suffering for the sake of art, it's very dan
i think he filmed the other one after filming with Louise xd
@@rosaliesimard22660:58 I think not^^
@@rosaliesimard22660:58 I think not^^
That baby saying "DADDY" was one of the most unsettling things I've ever seen WHAT THE FUCK
Very well said for a baby under two
Did Dan actually cry though?
Dan continuing to be unsettling. And Louise trying to survive it.
She looks exactly the same as I how I remember her from that dinnerr storytelling video
"It's very.... Greek Death." Oh woaw. Louise REALLY gets Dan
The way she LOUNGES on the sofa is absolutely iconic
It's how I sit in my therapy appointments lol
@@gilly_axolotl as you should
And the way she holds that glass of... Banana water...
Dan: Did you like how much simpler those times were?
Louise: *I was getting a divorce back then*
Plzzz💀
i love how louise always calls dan out on his crap, that's true friendship
Now when Dan goes to Louise's house and asks to hold one of the kids she can palm him off with Keith. She's a genius.
Louise’s girls are like little people now
Bold of you to assume he would ASK for that but yes
@@eternaleyeliner isn't Darcy like 11 💀 Baby Glitter will be a Teen Glitter before we know it 😭
It’s hilarious how I genuinely can’t tell if the discomfort of the person when they walk in greeted with silence is real or acted 😭
Oh no this one was real
I feel like afterward, Louise met up with Phil and he just said, "I warned you."
When Keith said "aloha sprinklerinos!" I felt myself age about 10 years 😭
“The only glamorous, successful mummy I know- Louise!”
Dan’s mum watching this video: 👁️👄👁️
Glad it wasn’t just me who thought of this LMAO
HE SAID WHAT HE SAID
Or Phil’s mom Kathryn!
@@-ellieille- Also Dan's grandma who has video evidence: 🧍
Possible to be an amazing mom without being glamorous! Personally, I don't know any glamorous moms, because as an unglamorous mom, we don't run in the same circles.
Dan hysterically crying over the Daddy thing is giving me life
this whole video is just dan traumatising louise with how he handles keith only for louise to flip the switch at the very end and traumatise dan by taking keith away. beautiful
why do i feel like Phil is the one deciding what/when Keith is speaking? this seems like peak phil decision making
Now I need a whole video of behind the scenes
"our awkward fancy meal" is still a comfort video for me, i'm so happy to see a video of these two together again in 2023 :')
You can see Louise's inner conflict between NSPCC ambassador and former challenge and comedy RUclipsr.
And this is the edited version!!!
@@Louisepentlandwas it really that bad? are you ok louise?
😂😂😂
@@Louisepentland It kind of seemed like you were genuinely uncomfortable/having your boundaries pushed in a lot of the video to be honest. Are you okay? Maybe I'm seeing something where there's nothing.
What is NSPCC?
Daniel 6 days ago: "why I dont want kids"
Daniel today: "Louise teaches Dan to be a daddy"
Character development
this guy is a walking contradiction lmao i love him
dan: "i will never settle down"
also dan: has lived with the same guy for 13 years and custom built a forever home with said guy
@@nonbinariiI gess settling down as having nuclear family kind of shit. Or at least a baby.
No!He used it as a bait
@@alexf225yeah ik that's what he meant. it's just a joke lol! it's just kinda funny because the concept of settling down can also refer to marriage, buying a house, etc. solidifying your future in a way. he has kinda settled down in that sense sans children ofc
maybe he filmed this video and he realised he doesn't wanna be that kinda daddy
Few things are funnier to me than when people don't understand that Louise actually has an incredibly dark and twisted sense of humor so they see her content with Dan and think she hates it lol
Also that they've been friends for yeeeeeaaaaars so if Louise didn't appreciate Dan's humour at all she simply wouldn't have agreed
@@maitesoto1953 is that completely true though? like she seemed genuinely sad and a lil uncomfy sometimes and i cant tell if its a bit or not :'33 i cannot figure it out
@Sam-qv5bu I think you're reading into it a bit too much m8 chill, they're pals and I'm sure if she wasn't feeling it she would leave
I dunno she seemed genuinely upset when he called the doll a motherfucker and then again every time he said something similar. I didn't get the impression her "dark humour" extends to jokes about fake babies
@@Sam-qv5buIf you haven't seen their past videos together, I would recommend watching them... they are self-professed "extremely socially awkward" and also apparently "set each other off," leading to many hilarious moments they previously made lists of because it made them laugh so much!
Louise: "assuming the baby can't support its head cause when a baby's born their necks are all like leh leh leh"
Dan: "useless mfs"
BAHAHHDSKKD these two will always be chaotic and i love it.
Louise had A LOT of parenting experience with Dan and Phil before she even had kids. 😂
She had 1 before she met them, so she was ready for them 😂😂
Dan and Louise are always so chaotic, I missed seeing them together 😭
“its very greek death”
*dan realizes what his aesthetic has truly been this whole time*
You'd think he would know how to be a dad since he raised us for over a decade
fr as his child as of ten years ago I'm a bit offended that he's doubting his skills now
I mean he has been a great role model for us with mental health problems
he raised us and look at us now (ok i think the phandom is doing quite well i am proud of us)
@@skcch1796he’s probably doubting his skills because we’re all mentally ill. 🫥🤣
obsessed with how louise is a very obvious child lover and dan doesn't know what the hell to do or say about kids
9:57 its so impressive seeing something manage to shock dan this much.
We're used to him screaming laughing but silent laughing feels so strange for some reason
that part made me laugh so hard i almost cried at work 😭 i was holding that shit in but it was so difficult omg
the chaotic energy that occurs when these two are in the same room is immaculate
former 11 year old who called dan their father figure, now 19: holy shit
former 11 year old who called dan their father figure, now 25: HOW
Same
Same 😭
@@Sisi66890on the same page 😭😭😭
Same but now 22
i love that she is STILL surprised by his behavior
Dan admitting to liking bondage was not on my 2023 bingo card
Even after Dan as a nun?it's hilarious 😆
this has been a known fact tbh
look at the man, it’s kinda obvious
@@nell_bell1596you can’t love the color black as much as Dan and NOT immediately think of black leather straps 😁
And absolutely nobody was surprised
Kinky b***h
LOUISE AND DAN TOGETHER AGAIN THE UNIVERSE FEELS OKAY IN THIS MOMENT IN TIME!!!! don't ghost her again for another 6 years it's so nice when someone can semi crack the persona i love it
Louise is the only one who can really show dan his place, we need more
All of baby Keith’s outbursts:
7:02 surprise baby noises
9:02 monkey noises
9:57 “daddy”
10:55 “daddy”
11:09 “you’ve clearly never done this before”
11:28 “thank you daddy”
12:04 *louise voice* “aloha sprinklearinos”
12:18 “brown? Brown?”
12:45 “come on, come on”
12:47 “ugh I’m getting older”
12:55 “oh! Oh!”
13:25 *horn*
13:28 *demon noises*
13:42 “daddy”
13:56- 14:12 daddy barrage
14:14 “who is that woman?”
14:22 “daddy what the fuck”
14:50 ???????
14:55 “I am asleep, goodnight”
15:53 countdown from 30
16:18 “this is taking too long”
16:38 “I am very comfortable now”
16:52 “I am asleep”
17:05 “entertain me”
17:23 “purple”
18:23 “hi mommy”
thank you for this
A hero among men
i hope you always have $10 in your wallet
Louise really pushing her gentle parenting methods on dan today
can't get over Dan singing "Keith is beautiful, Keith is valid"
I feel like this makes up for all the swearing afterwards 😂
keith is so advanced, they can speak full sentences, change voices and has conned two adults into taking caring of them !
It took me took long to realize that the baby's talking voice isn't a default feature until it roasted Dan.
Same 😂
Louise just being CPS throughout this entire video, trying to teach Dan how to dad and then running off with the baby lol.
I'm 37 weeks pregnant and I swear I almost went into labour laughing so hard at this
hope you learned a lot 👍
“Dan I had a toddler and was getting divorced through that time”
she gotcha there, Dan
louise deserves a nobel peace prize for this video
When the baby went “daddy” I LOST IT
I love how dan always starts the show with confusing the hell out of his guests
When the baby said daddy and Dan went red I couldn’t stop laughing. Actual tears screaming down my face
Kinda happy I failed the "will Dan and Phil adopt you?" Quiz back in the days.
Dan, there is nothing better than when you do a video with your friends or family. Your individual videos are great but your humor when you're with people you're closest to is the best.
Love how at the end, Louise finally matched Dan's energy.
Now imagine Dan trying to pass this knowledge on to Phil like a game of telephone
I think Dan just got his first child taken away by the unofficial child protective services in his life. Let's process our feelings around that
Lousie taking the baby is probably for the best lol. Sorry for the lost custody battle, Dan.
shout out to whoever has control over baby keith's soundbites, you are a comedic genius
The amount of times dan has to break out of the skit in boughts of genuine laughter over the baby making ridiculous sounds has made my entire week, this video is hilarious
seein Louis being almost really mad at Dan after he said “useless mfs” was so entertaining 💀
forgot how inherently chaotic dan and louise are when they’re together
this fatherhood arc immediately following the ai baby fiasco is the biggest plot twist
whenever i watch dystopia daily, just the music and vibes and awkward humour makes it feel like this video is broadcasted from an alternate universe
The jump cuts to the FEAR in Louise’s eyes. Truly a masterpiece.
Louise is an absolute gem, saying it like it is, putting up with all Dan's humour and still being inspirational! Keith has been lucky to be kidnapped by her
The holy duo, Louise and Dan,
Your colabs are some of the most iconic in RUclips history in my opinion
Louise & Dan are making each other's lives hell on camera again... nature is healing
That first "daddy" FOLDED me
"I could do that!"
"I did half of that for you!"
I've missed these two together
Dan will be a great mother someday
Hearing Dan say placenta is giving me flash backs
Louise and Dan videos are imprinted into my brain, I'll never forget the cold butter 'pyramids'. So happy to see her on DD!
These just get more and more unhinged and i am totally here for it
Dan's team literally made Louise's life hell for a not insignificant amount of time, so here's to Louise for PUTTING UP WITH THEIR SHIT❤❤❤
Next video: Dan learns about paying child support.
When Dan told Louise she could take anything as a memorabilia, she said Keith, and they showed her walking out the door with the doll I couldn’t stop laughing!
I lost it when the the doll started making the demonic gurgling toilet flushing noises OMFG!💀
'why i don't want kids' to 'louise teaches dan to be a daddy' is the range of my decision making skills
If my parents had told me I was valid I can't begin to imagine how different my life would have been. Cherish that, Keith you lucky bastard
Dan really created the best online series and nobody was prepared for it rip dystopia daily
I love how you went from making a video abt not wanting kids to actively proving why you SHOULDN'T have children just in case anyone had their doubts
Edit
Damn I posted this like 2 seconds into the video and I was not prepared for dan to lose custody of his fake child 😭
It’s giving 2016 and I’m here for this throwback collab 😭
Dan and Louise together is always so chaotic and I love every second of it.
THE iconic and underrated duo we’ve all been yearning a collab from 😌😩
Louise's "hello my love 🥰" gets me so bad ( 18:22 )
your baby has only just been brought into this world and already is advanced in speaking so real of them
dans old videos with louise were SO chaotic. I remember watching them so many times when I was younger so my inner child is very happy to see them together again. the video of louise waxing dans legs will forever be burned into my memory lmao
In love with Louise just moving on from Dan’s jokes without comment
I just had a baby 3 months ago and honestly, same Daniel 😂. also, Louise going "I'll just open this door by myself" while dealing with a stroller, so relatable
this is absolutely the reunion the world needed
LOUISE AND DAN FINALLYYY i love this duo so much this video had started to feel like a collective hallucination 😭
I cannot believe you picked the name keith-keith is the name of my best friends abortion because, in her words, “who could love a keith”
WHAT THS GECTBYDRWCUBO
I’m howling
I absolutely love that their friendship has lasted all these years. Even now I still watch dans waxing video whenever I feel glum. They are such cuties together and I’m just glad that things from my childhood can last lol
Omg I missed this chaotic duo so much!
The way Dan lost it when Keith called him Daddy has me dead,I've watched it like 5 times I've not finished the video yet!
makes me so happy to see them together again! one of my favorite videos is the one where they’re telling the dinner story lol
Keith just inherently bullying Dan is my new favourite thing
I watch your collabs whenever I'm having a panic to calm myself down lmao. I think it's a matter of "well. I'm bad, but im not THAT BAD", and that comforts me.
been calling this man daddy for years and only NOW he decides to start supporting his babies???? where were you when i needed you daniel
I love the 'Dan announces the guest, camera operator walks into the car park to film the guest walking in' bit. I'm not sure why I'm so tickled, but I am.
Louise aggressively taking Keith away is just hilarious to me
watching this 6 weeks after giving birth to my first born son.
at first - ooh louise is an experienced mom, this video might be helpful!
by the end of the video - okay, nevermind