Petty Hills I'm Willing To DIE ON - REACTION
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Hey ya'll! Today we are reacting to some petty people I CAN'T stop thinking about. Enjoy :)
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IM SO SORRY about the audio on this one. Apparently my microphone is NOT idiot proof😅
Don’t worry hun, we still love you!
i was just about to run to the comments lmao!
You are forgiven 🥔
Honestly it makes it funnier seeing this comment 🤣
You sound like Sandy from Sponge B 🤣
I once parked in an empty car park to take my dog for a walk, when I got back to the car, the car park was still empty, but "Karen" was there wanting the spot I was in, after she started to shouting at me to hurry the f**k up, I realised my dog needed to go for another walk, a nice long one, with a stop at the cafe in the park for lunch.
Chef's kiss!
We should be besties 😂
Lmao "I realised" 😂
Hope she didn't do anything to your car. Some Karen's be massive b--chs!
What was so damn special about that one spot? Was it gold plated?
Someone needs to tell Mr. Amplifier that when Queen were starting out, they were so poor they had to scrounge through dumpsters for enough bits and pieces for bass player John Deacon to build their own amp. Brian May STILL HAS IT, and it is called the Deacy Amp. Mr. Amp failed because he didn't try.
I’d reply “aww too bad, so sad.”
Agreed! I just posted my own thoughts on that story, but you put it best imo
So true.Thanks for this fun fact ☺ The road to success is never a smooth drive. No matter what your aspiration is.
Wait, the girls parents repaired the amp. Its not like he didn't have an amp, he just had no talent and using this as a scapegoat
Or because he effing sucked (laundry list of ways)
During our divorce, my ex did the thing putting my info into annoying sites like Scientology (and a bondage dating site)! I realized quickly what he'd done and started questioning the callers. Turns out that back then, the Scientologist wrote down the IP addresses of those requests. I took it back to the judge. Ex tried to claim that someone else in his house had done it. These sort of antics got a ruling of lifetime spousal support for me unless I remarry or one of us dies....
dammit I was about to sign my old boss up for Scientology lmao
@@MagenRaquel I mean you still could just go to a library far enough away from where you live or get a VPN.
@@itssteph263 usually you have to have a library card which requires an ID. So still trackable if they're pissed enough.
Girl, get yourself a bodyguard. 👀
Um, you might want to watch your back girl! 😳
I once broke up with a girlfriend after 7 years...she cheated on me at my own house and I caught them... after I got the dude out, I loaded all her things in the back of my truck and told her to get in... I drove her back to her parent's house and said get out... she grabbed a few things and wanted me to help her unload... I got out of my truck, went and lowered my tailgate... I proceeded to smoke my tires in reverse and slammed on the brakes sending most of her stuff in the street... I looked back and there was still some stuff in the bed of my truck... I then started doing some doughnuts in the middle of the street to remove the rest of her belongings... the whole street looked like a yardsale... I drove off into the sunset with a petty smirk on my face...The look on her face was priceless
Wow, I've had an ex help me move after a break up but goddamn I didn't expect him to do it and there was no cheating involved. That's an entitled bitch right there.
LOVE IT!!
You win!
Breakup yard sale, I need to learn these petty ways!
Good way to empty a truck bed in a hurry……
Yeah, I've done the petty thing over a parking spot. Once around 6pm we had gone to a Red Robin in a Mall for shopping and dinner. I walked back to the car to leave our stuff while my friends waited for a table at RR. A very rude "Karen" stopped right behind my car and started screaming at me to hurry up. She didn't even ask. I told her I was still shopping and meeting friends, so I wasn't leaving and to stop waiting, just go find another spot. She went ballistic, started screaming again that "you have to leave so I can have the spot. You're not allowed to keep a spot". LOL. I stared her down, just stood at my trunk until she started screaming the old "I'll call security". Then I flipped her off and went to RR. She followed me in her car, screaming the entire time. I reported her to Security, asking them to keep an eye on my car in case she tried to damage it as she had threatened. We decided to have a Very leisurely dinner, about 90 minutes or so. Oh, and it was the holidays, so there was parking but not up front. She just wanted a close spot. About 10 minutes into our dinner, we saw several cops show up in the area of my car. Security caught her trying to break into my trunk to STEAL our Xmas presents. Yeah, she got to spend Xmas IN JAIL
The was a very satisfying story.....
😲 I was not expecting that conclusion!
She got Karma'd and deserved every bit of that. WTG!
I hope she doesn't have kids - for many reasons.
😳seriuously ? trying to break in ??? 🫣Jeeeez 🤪🤣
Honestly I'd be so concerned about the guy sending the "you stole my passion" texts. That dude is gonna end up on a true crime show. People who let a feeling of being wronged go nuclear like that over time do bad things. Stay safe fam
And someone should consider that the dude dated with 30 a 16 year old. I won't blame the 16 year old. At that age it doesn't seem that weird. But for the parents and many others this must have been a huge red flag
Absolutely. My 1st ex who's my son's father talked like this, and stalked me. He kept saying I ruined his life, and he would make me pay. He told me, "I will make you cry an endless stream of tears".
He did.
On August 13th, 1996, he went to my parent's house and murdered my father. Shot him in the back while he was working in his garden, and again in the back of his head. That will haunt me until I die.
Our story was on "Unsolved Mysteries". When anyone threatens violence and acts so irrationally like this guy, believe them the first time. She should get a protective order. I had a P.O., but it didn't protect my parents.
My sweet mom heard the shots and she found him first. She was never well again, and died of a heart attack later on. I think she literally died of a broken heart. She lost the man she'd loved for more than 40 years and wanted to be with him.
@@aschmidtbrille It was a 16 year old male that told the story. He was in a band with this psycho. Obviously this guy is shifting blame for his failure to make in the music business (he was 30 at the time). The kid's parents paid to fix the amp. I'm guessing the wiring in the amp is what made it play
so magically!!! Lol!!!
I was thinking the same thing. Scary
Dude just needed to get a cheap amp what a weirdo...
Pettiest thing I did... My ex dumped me the day after Christmas, my family had helped us furnish the whole apartment we were living in. The day after Christmas, when he told me we were done... I had my best friend come over, help me pack, and then after I was packed, I gave her EVERYTHING I had gotten for Christmas to furnish her own apartment. Bedding, towels, kitchen stuff, air fryer, blender, pots and pans, dishes... Over 3,000 dollars worth of stuff for an apartment... She got it all. I moved across the United States to be with family. They sour I gave all that stuff away, but when they found out I gave it to my bestie, they were okay with it.
@@Amy-ky5wr I was moving across the country... What was I supposed to do, leave him with a fully furnished apartment? My family was pissed I left it with him, but when I told them my best friend had the stuff, they were okay with it. They would rather that stuff go to someone who deserves it, rather than a sleazeball who dumped me the day after getting all that shit. And, FYI, I have paid my family back. This was fifteen years ago. They helped me when I was a struggling teen and they know I appreciate what they did. If they had any sort of resentment, they would not have attended my wedding. I got married in Vegas. Not a cheap location. Instead of spending two days in Vegas with me, half my family stays a third day and we all went to the Hoover dam the day after my wedding. I think what I did was petty because my ex thought he was going to get to keep all that stuff and have a nicely furnished apartment after I left... Wrong... He sleeping on itchy sheets, two hole filled towels, one pot, one pan, no dishes, no silverware, no comfort items, no nothing... My ex and. I moved in together and we literally had NOTHING before Christmas. I left him with exactly that... Nothing. So yeah, petty. And my best friend is still my best friend. We have been out to see each other several times over the years. She still has everything. She was able to get a good financial start to her college and her career and that makes me and my family extremely happy for her. So yes... Petty
@@ranaewalker4262 I absolutely love ❤ what you did. Congratulations on your wedding. 🎉❤
Who else thought their audio had a malfunction? Haha
Edit: Omg Potato Queen noticed me 🤧💖 and holy sh** so many likes!
I was adjusting everything the saw the "sorry about the studio" 🤦♀️
Yep!
Not me. I knew it was just the video.
They added a voice effect during editing. How could you NOT notice?
I thought it was my phone...
I actually thought the spongebob thing was cute. He didn't know the show. But she was so enthusiastic he didn't stop her because she loved it. That may not have been a bad thing
I agree!!!
Plus ok? Anyone can quote a funny line from Sb and get a laugh. That laughter may have been somewhat genuine.
But the only thing I could think during that story was how long the misunderstanding went on and my brain kept saying “one eternity latair”
Ehhh, I kinda get her point, cause after that…. I imagine it would’ve been kinda awkward
I agree as well
In my early 20's, I worked in food service, was a key holder, and had a few admin responsibilities like helping make the schedule. I had a coworker who thought they were a much better employee than they actually were. They had an issue with me. I don't really know why, I just wanted to show up to work, do my job, then go home. They, however, looked for any and all reason to complain about me, put me down, trying to make me quit.
Well, as a key holder, I was technically "ranked" above them, so I couldn't really get into petty squabbles with them. However, I helped make the schedule, everyone's schedule.
I adhered to their availability, but definitely gave them shifts I knew they hated. And I didn't just do this all at once, I did it gradually, until pretty much their weekly schedule was one they despised, but as it adhered to the availability they provided, I wasn't breaking any rules. Personal preference is not a factor, and if they complained I always had a valid excuse to give them the shift.
My favorite part was when one of their work friends told me they'd been complaining about me and saying things like "she has it out for me!" And the work friend said "do you really think she goes home at night and thinks of ways to make you miserable?" And during this conversation I'm thinking "yes, yes, I do."
I'm older and hopefully wiser now, but 20 something me felt pretty good about this.
My son is 7 months old and smiles when he hears "hey everybody" and the outro music. It's the cutest thing 😍
My favorite bathroom sign was back when I was in the military, it was posted on the female restroom. “Helicopters hover too, they also aim…” We had only two female Marines, we recognize the handwriting. There was no mystery who the signs was by, or who it was for 😂
What a clever way to put it! 👍 Thanks so much for serving. I was born and raised on an Airforce base so I understand a bit about your efforts and I appreciate it! 💓👏
Navy gal here; I found out that women's showers/toilets can be completely and utterly GROSS when I was assigned to clean them during my first duty station!
@@moogie1954 Weirdly enough, working retail taught me the same lesson. Guys are expected to be gross, and bathrooms generally aren’t that great… But somehow it was always the women’s room that was the roughest to clean.
The hovering.
T H E H O V E R I N G
Could be made into a goddamned horror movie. Yes, men are messy and often piss on the sides when they stand and piss, BUT: They RARELY hover when taking a shit!!
Women on the other hand... I had to share a restroom with many MANY unknown women just passing through for 2 months, and I still dream nightmares about needing to shit and all the toilet seats being covered in piss, shit and period blood... 😫
If you dribble when you piddle...
Please be neat and wipe the seat! Lol 😂
Love ya girl!! We're SOOOOO happy for you and your pilot. So proud. Support you 1000% potato
LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
Loved this. I was living with a guy, my boyfriend at the time. He wanted to go camping but I was saving money to see my sister in Illinois. He went out of town without me. I went to a softball game with our mutual friends. The told me that he said it would be great to come home and I would be gone. Well… his wish was my command. Called my parents and our friends and I was moved out in 7 hours. Mind you, all the furniture in the house was mine! I took the washer because I bought a new stove for the house. He was heartbroken when he arrived home to a lm empty house with his clothes neatly stacked in the bare master bedroom. 😁
Masterful!!!!
🙌
i need more of this story
Here is the latest petty i heard.. At the office where my mom works they have the cleaners take photos and then put up said photos of the toilets on the wall and say that until they learn to be human beings there will always be new photos of the mess they make 🤣 I mean it's the best wall of shame i have heard of lately 😂😂
Oooh I love this!
That is absolute genius! Oh gosh, I love that!
I fecking KNEW laptop chick wasn’t gonna pay the poster back. So she handled it the way she did!
I was think she would try to make OP buy her another laptop to replace the one she left, so glad it was sent back too
The whole "I'll pay you back" is just a set-up, especially since she went with the most expensive route. There was no way that girl was intending on paying OP back. I'm just glad she screwed up before she got her laptop back, that girl didn't deserve that kindness.
I would have had them deliver it to my house and told her should could pick it up when she brought the cash.
@@lisabarraclough5957 YES
@lisa barraclough that's exactly what I would have done too!
I personally witnessed something similar to the Walmart cut me off story. Except about 25 more ppl got in on it with the honking of horns. I don't think they had any idea why, they just joined in. Oh and it was raining.
Oh my gosh that was surely karma! 😄
That's epic petty revenge!
Omgoodness that's 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I did a petty thing at work once....at the time I was the office manager (aka Office Mom) for a software company (lots of entitled brats worked there). It was an office of about 80 people. The lunchroom was always a mess because people could not seem to figure out how to put their dirty dishes in the dishwasher. Most days, I would find the sink absolutely stacked with dirty dishes, and the dishwasher empty. I tried to leave it like that to see if anyone would take some initiative. Nope. My boss got after me to clean up the mess (none of the stuff was mine btw). So one night I'm loading the dishwasher and found a travel cup (black plastic liner) in the sink. When I turned it over to put it in the machine, cold coffee spilled all over including down my pant leg, on the floor, and down the front of the cabinets. I was not happy. Without cleaning up the mess I went back to my desk to send an email. On the way past my manager's office I told him I was going to send out a harsh email and I would not listen to an crap from him about it. I. Was. Done. So the email says "from this point on, any dishes left in the sink will be assumed to be unwanted and will be tossed in the trash. If you don't want to lose your stuff, put your dirty dishes in the dishwasher or wash it by hand." I went back to the lunch room and cleaned up the mess. Next day I threw out 6 travel cups. Day after that I threw out 4 more. By the third day there were only 2 in the sink. Solved.
Lol they gotta learn some time
The thing about a passion is, it's not equipment dependant. If stuff breaks you get on with your passion anyway. Imagine Jimi Hendrix saying, "I can't play this $100 guitar. It is beneath me!" The dude could make rubber bands on a cigar box sound awesome.
Petty is when you sign someone up for calls/visits from Scientology. Mean is when you also sign them up with Jehovah's Witnesses, Mormons, Amway, home delivery frozen food companies, solar panel salespeople, and the Avon lady.
Don’t forget Mary Kay and for-profit colleges too
i feel like there is a bigger story here.... and i would love to read the deets
And ALL the magazines in the doctor’s waiting room. 😊
And politicians!!!!
Someone once signed me up for JW. Got one phone call and one visit. They didn't persist after I told them I wasn't interested. It wasn't a nuisance just mildly annoying. To this day I have no clue who did it or why. It wasn't after a break-up or fight with anyone. It was just weird.
The parent bought him a new amp and the water damage was what killed his music career…yeah…
I’ve bought my Mum a mug of Christmas (her name is Taryn) and it says “Taryn is busy fuck off” that she can put on the desk at work 🤣🤣 my Dad thinks it’s hilarious I’m so excited to give it to her 😂😇
I lived with a woman who put up signs everywhere, for everything, (past roommate trauma), but she was HANDS DOWN the best roommates I've ever had.
My mum had this sign made at her old work years ago that said "if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie" and I've been tempted to make one for the family bathroom at my work
DO IT!!!!
My great aunt had a wooden sign that said that. It was so cute.
Ikr idk how someone can just not look behind them? You have to to flush usually. Is it too much to take the paper and give a wipe?
Only time I ever didn’t was when the only toilet left was gross anyways. Swatted over it and left it as it was. I ain’t cleaning someone else stuff
I babysat for my moms friends kids in the late 80s early 90s when I was an early teen. In the bathroom, CROSS-STITCHED was a little boy tinkling (obv no inappropriate details) and it said “If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat.”
Good times lol
I told my husband the other night that I wanted to shut the water off to the toilet, flush and paint a target at the bottom of the bowl to aim at. Why can't guys hit the bowl? You even have a "hose" to aim with, that's why you can stand up. Damn, how do you get it on the part that the tank is attached to, the back of the lid you've lifted, get it down the side and maybe droplets on the floor. I clean that da** toilet and the floor in front of it every single day because I HAVE TO USE IT, TOO.
You want PETTY, I got PETTY!
I've been married twice in my life. My first husband and I had a child. Less than a year after that, I left him because I learned that I was the other woman. Skip a few months and one of my friends was like "I want you to meet someone." So I went over to spend the night with her and meet this gentleman. Almost 22 years later. We're still together, and are going on 12 years of being married. The unintentional pettu? He's the man my ex asked to be our son's godfather!!!
Haha, that's brilliant
I'm a nail tech and the pettiest thing I've ever done was clipping nails off of a girl who refused to pay me in full for her set of nails. I'm talking a set that would cost $250 at a salon, but I charged $150 with the $50 going towards the booking the appointment plus it goes towards the cost of the nails so it really isn't that much. I don't expect tips, so all she'd have to pay was the $100. The good thing was she told me that she wouldn't be paying me the full amount JUST as I was about to do 3d art, swarovski art and Aurora powder on XXL stiletto nails. That's when I clipped the nails off and asked her to leave my nails studio. I gave her back her deposit and told her to go to a regular salon for what she wanted and see how much she'll have to pay there. But I'm telling you, the look on her face was payment enough for me because of how badly she treated me over my pricing. It is very fair, and I ALWAYS send my new clients home with a care package that consists of their own nail brush to clean under the nails, as well as their hand file that I used on them (which they can bring back for me to use on them because I don't like reusing files on different people - it's gross) and a cuticle oil pen to help keep their cuticles and nails healthy and looking nice until it's time for a fill. So I feel my petty actions were 100% justified lol.
I hope I can be as petty if I ever get a bad customer! xD
The pettiest and sadly the grossest thing I've ever done: My bother's girlfriend was taking care of an older man. He wouldn't pay her rate properly for a few months (instead of €150, he paid her 50) and decided to be a pervert to her. Like touching her inappropriately, making sexual comments and just overall being disgusting and inhumane. She took a while to tell me about it, since my brother and her only dated for a year at that point, and I guess she didn't trust me yet. About a week later, we sat down together and had a couple of drinks. Then it hit me. I wanted this person to feel just as disgusted as he made her feel. So I asked my brother for help. He had thrown away off milk just that morning. I took that and poured it into a one-time cup, along with an egg, cigarette butts, habanero pepper and to top it off... I peed in it too. Yes, that was overkill, I know. With my mixture and gloves on (Because... eww) I went over to that guy's mailbox and poured it in there. He was not happy the next day, having to clean that stinking mess all by himself. Well. Don't fuck with my future SIL, I just might get some petty revenge for her sake. I have to say, though: She was very thankful for it, and I was happy I could help. Their wedding is also set to be next year in May
Thank u for being like a hero to ur SIL and being this petty
Nobody can extract revenge as good (or bad, depending on how you view it) as a revenge delt by someone who loves you!
AW THATS SO CUTE (The wedding part) Power to you girl!
How's the wedding?? I hope it's wonderful...
Post seen 6/4/23.
How was the wedding. I hope they had a wonderful day and honeymoon. Congratulations 👏🎉.
As someone who has PTSD and vertigo, and an anxiety disorder, and Bi Pilot disorder(I like my pilots regardless of gender), I can tell you, that having your Amp ruined, doesn't cause any of these conditions. If he had been electrocuted by the amp after it got wet, he might get PTSD and some anxiety, but, tough luck buttercup. No one ever said life was easy. He just couldn't cope with the reality that regardless of talent, not everyone is going to "make it". Except for Charlotte, she's going to be one of this country's biggest stars!
Dude probably sucked and didn't want to admit it. Chances of getting big are really slim. I have a friend whose been a professional base player for 30 years, he's only ever been a studio musician and teacher but he's incredibly talented. So yeah, she should msg him right back "Excuses, Excuses."
The amp was repaired at her cost, so IDKWTF he’s going on about!
@A It's should read "bipolar" ( it used to be called manic-depressive disorder). It was likely a typo but I'm sure he just made it up because he failed musically and couldn't handle it.
Here I am, a year later, coming to show appreciation for your comment. 🤌🏽💋😂
Most pettiest thing I've done after a break up... I took everything that was mine plus everything I had bought for the apartment even the groceries, he literally only had a couch, TV and maybe a can of soup or two. He still contacts me from time to time hoping we'll get back together. 😂🤣😂
His loss
nice
I did the same thing with my ex-best friend, after she tried did some repulsive things to my family and I...
In high school, I ratted out my cheating boyfriend to his parents. I told them he'd been drinking their vodka and filling the bottles up with water. Next time I saw him, he was getting off the school bus... because they took away his car.
SAVAGE, Punk! I _love_ it!
My husband left me and moved in with his girlfriend 7 years ago, after we'd been married 15 years. I told him he should come get what he wants from the house before the divorce was final. He told me he didn't need to, because soon he'd be sole owner of the ranch and when he and his girlfriend see me homeless, begging on the street, they might throw some pennies at me.
He put that in an email, which I shared with my attorney along with ones where he told me to kill myself. My attorney shared those with the judge, who decided I might not be safe being in a courtroom with such an abusive man, so our attorneys handled the final hearing without us.
I was granted the ranch, and alimony, and he has to stay away from me. He's tried emailing to plead for me to give him his stuff back, but he had his chance. I don't even respond. Unintentional pettiness!
I asked my best friend if she wanted a sandwich, she said no. I made myself a sandwich and I wanted it colder so I popped it in the fridge, came back 5 minutes later AND SHE ATE MY FREAKIN SANDWICH!
It has been 14 years and I will NEVER let her forget!
which is not petty, but kinda childish, malicious, unnecesarry and annoyingly harrasing. I wonder why is she still your best friend...
@@raveniaelhoran2647 Are you having a bad day? Need a hug? Who hurt you little buddy? Its ok, the world is gunna be ok, you are gunna be ok. I hope you have a great life little buddy ❤️
That “musician” was clearly too fragile for an actual music career, teen did them a favor.
I was dating a girl and one night she excused herself to go the the washroom ( we were at a club) and after waiting for 20 minutes for her to return, I sked another girl if she could go into the bathroom and see if she was still there. Her drink was still on the table, her purse was still there... but where was she? The woman returned and told me she wasn't it the bathroom so I got up, began looking around the club and discovered her in a back booth with another man. I asked her "WTF are you doing"? and she gave me a feeble, totally inane excuse... So, I walked back to where we had been sitting, opened her purse and poured both of our drinks into it. Grabbed my jacket, and out the door.
I'm surprised that the purse was untouched while you left it unattended.
Wow u both seem like awful people lol😂😂😂
LMAO!!! 😂😂😂
@@kitarrah1422 It was still fairly early...
You never have the right to do something like that to other peoples things.
Fair that you were angry but then just walk away.
So we are just going to brush off the fact that the girl left her laptop INSIDE the matress at the air bnb like its normal? OK
I totally thought the issue was going to be like destruction of property or something like that
If she was wasted the whole time...I can say from experience, drunks get ideas that seem great at the time.
After she declined turning back, it became her problem. OP is much nicer than me.
I think inside might mean between mattress/box spring but maybe not. And I think it might have been a theft precaution? Like if they left the Air BnB at some point since the owner obviously has keys. But then she decided to just leave it there, which is weird.
@@bcaye IKR!!!
@@lygophilia4127 I thought the same thing (hiding it between the mattresses). If she had cut open the mattress...yikes!!! Destruction of private property for one.
My grandpa was a pretty petty driver. For example if someone honked their horn when the light had hardly had time to change from red to green, he would wait there until the light turned red again so the person would have to wait until the next light. Also when someone was riding his tail too close he would go over the white line just enough to pick up gravel with his tires and throw it at their car
Oh i hit my brakes for a split second when they are too close. I have seen some panicked reactions when they see my brake-lights flash!
Honking at the red light happens mostly in large cities. I don't live in one. But have driven there a few times.
And yup that happens.
Once, I honked back and didn't move. They honked back. I honked back. They didn't honk. I drove.
Because my ex boyfriend (a narcissistic a-hole) didn’t attach his steps to his house trailer … note to self, don’t date a guy who lives in a trailer, I fell 3 feet onto a concrete patio stone, hit hard enough to snap the bottom most ribs off my spine, shattered a vertebra and cracked my hip. He was too drunk to drive me to a hospital, so I had to wait over 24 hours to see a doctor. Had emergency surgery. When he came to the hospital to see me, he told me he didn’t want to hang out with a cripple, and broke up with me! He had loads of stuff at my place. Gave what clothes my son didn’t want to the Goodwill, put his electric piano on my street in Toronto … Little Italy … with a “free to a good home” sign on it, changed my phone number to unlisted, wouldn’t answer the door when he would drop by, then moved. You have no idea how good that felt! Petty or what? My kids and I still laugh about it! Over 15 years ago now, have to use a walker because of the damage his laziness caused, but I’m happily single forever and manage quite well considering. Should have sued the bass-turd!
So u got mad over u not looking before trying to step down. A drunk person can't function and u blame him for everything. It's more u being the asshole here. He did the right thing by not driving as he could have injured or killed other drivers. So in essence it was your fault that u didn't check anything since u were sober
I saw a sign that said "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be a sweetie and wipe the seatie." For the men it said "We aim to please. You aim too, please."
I would have had the laptop shipped to me and she wouldn’t get it back until I got paid
Same!
The “clearly working” sign may have been put up by the desk user’s supervisor. 😂😂💀
Worked in a big office full of architects and engineers. I was one of three female employees and the rest were all males. One of the men habitually used the ladies room after lunch and IDK WTF was going on with his bowels, but they really needed an exorcism. It took hours each day to air out and it was so horrible that we sometimes had to run to the corner store or the Wendy’s down the street to use their facilities. The other three ladies and I got so sick of it and we each very nicely and politely in turn asked him not to use the ladies room and each time, he very rudely responded that he would do whatever tf he liked because we didn’t own the building. So I got on the phone with the building manager, explained that there was a man who wouldn’t stop using the ladies room, I picked up two keys to the ladies room from the manager, made two more copies, and the four of us ladies kept the door locked during and after use after that. Ol boy never said a word about it, but he literally growled as he passed my desk for the rest of the time I worked there.
Good for you! Why was he using the ladies room room to begin with?? There’s a mens room for men! That’s ridiculous 🙄
I think it was a weird flex either because he specifically disliked me (and he most assuredly did and probably still does, all these years later), or because the other ladies were POC with more skills and education than he had. Or maybe both. He’s a weird cat with substance issues, a history of intermittent housing challenges, and some pretty vile exes. Sigh.
Good!
This is actually really common. At the Walmart by my house, there’s a mens restroom w multiple stalls, a womens restroom with multiple stalls, and a family restroom with a changing table and a tiny toilet for kids. My kids loved the tiny toilet. Multiple times I’ve had to wait outside the door only to have an older man, a wal-mart employee exit after taking his daily dump. It’s so rude I can’t fathom doing that. But I’ve seen MULTIPLE MEN come out of that bathroom alone. They were using it for their shitting restroom.
Maybe the growling was coming from his digestive tract?
I think the prettiest thing I've done was when my boyfriend broke up with me via a "dear John" letter (or should that be Jane?) I used a red pen to correct all the spelling and grammatical errors, gave marks out of 10, and posted it back to him!
This is fantastic! I love this SO much 😂
Charlotte’s microphone trolling her the entire video 😂😂
The girl with the car, yep that’s just what you have to do. I once sat for an extra half an hour while a car that had tried to rush me out of a space waited, as soon as they gave up I pulled out and a new car took the space. No regrets or shame 😊
How did they try to rush you? Did they honk, shout, or something?
@@pearlofthedarkage ya I’m confused on this. What is wrong with waiting for a spot? Assuming that’s all they’re doing is just waiting.
I have literally waved people down in the parking lot on the way to their car and asked if I could have their spot. I don't get it. Why does it bother you? Because I definitely play games with people who are competing with me for a spot, but if I am leaving, I don't care what happens with the parking spot, I am on to the next thing. Does it really bother you, and what is it that you find so annoying about it?
@@rachelk4805 Waving is fine, but honking or shouting is plain rude. No one wants to be screamed at lmao.
@@minisn3066 Totally agree.
We also had a seat-pee problem at the office, in the women's restroom. And my coworker also put up signs in each stall, ranging from cutesy to annoyed. They all got ripped down in less than a day, and eventually HR put out an email about "signs." How are you going to be more offended by "please be kind and check your surroundings" than sitting in p1ss or leaving it for other people??
There is a girl I work with that leaves sticky notes every about what we’re “supposed to be doing”. She wasn’t even a supervisor or anything.
At a certain point we all start throwing them away. She left a note telling people not to do that. Someone put a sticky under it that just said no 😂
Turn them upside down. It drives them crazy.
I wouldn't have put the sticky note that said 'no' under the other one, I'd have put it where the other one was and still thrown out the other one.
I'll tell you mine, since it was similar to the first one. Several years ago there was a crazy lady wanted all sorts of books banned at a library a friend worked at. The woman would show up at the library board meetings with a list of demands, month after month. These were hundreds upon hundreds of books of books. Most of the books were quite mild. Like the absolute worst was 50Shades and that still is pretty freaking mild.
Sooooo...the lady had a website with her email on it. I sent her all sorts of p*rn sign ups, Church of Satan, kinky conventions, anything I could think of each time she showed up at the meetings.
🤪 f ing savage...✌️
Waaayyy back in the dark, dark, and oddly quiet, drama free-ish days of let us say late 70’s and early 80’s. Think middle school/junior high age. If someone pissed you off (stole the affection of your crush, belittled your lack of athleticism, dissed you or your family- blood and chosen ) we would get our friends together and fill out all those subscription, information request, catalog request post cards that came in the magazines and in the Sunday paper magazine like inserts with the the name and information of our “enemies “. Always best if you were able to go to a fair or expo and get a handful of such cards. Once we were in high school we saved such pettiness for extreme cases and otherwise basically ignored more “minor” annoyances. Imagine being approaching 17/18 and getting in trouble with parents for grades, attitude, lack of motivation and armed forces information appears in the mailbox - one guy (on again/off again boyfriend) said he shit bricks thinking his parents sent for the information Lol
I used to fill out reply cards for burial plans, prepaid cremation, erectile dysfunction treatments, Jehovah's Witnesses, anything embarrassing or annoying, with my ex's name and his 3rd ex wife's address. When he left me he moved in with her.
It's a good thing they never listened. In the small town I grew up in the only library was at a church and all the swearwords were blacked out. It only made me more curious and I always looked at it more intensely in order to figure out what 'the forbidden word' was.
Why? Her tax dollars pay for the library so she had every right to want to have those books be available. It's not the government's job to sensor what people read unless it's something like "how to skin someone alive" or "how to make a bomb".
I feel Sponge Bob viewer made a mistake. If a guy is glad to listen to you go on about nonsense he knows nothing about just because it's coming out of your mouth, he would do anything for you. That guy was a keeper.
Right. Especially considering she was talking about SpongeBob in the first place
Ya, that's what I was thinking. It wasn't that he was faking laughing, he probably thought she was funny and listening to her talk about something she loved was interesting to him even if he'd never seen the show.
@@carmeltabby I have felt that way about women whom I have liked. I just enjoyed listening to them and would have done anything they asked.
Also she probably didn't shut up long enough for him to say anything.
@@asiayournet8593 reminds me of a girl I knew in college. Talked nonstop took a backrub from me but cut me off clean right then and there
7:57 "and then when he came home on the TEA TIME"
She said Tea-time, meaning anything from 4pm to 6pm... Here in the north we dont use dinner (as this is at 12noon - we also never use 'lunch'.) so it's Tea-time and if its latter than that, it's supper.... the more you know ^_^
When she said she had the most idiot proof mic on the market....I died. And then I wondered if she did it on purpose for a joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wouldn’t have gone to the lengths to help her get her laptop. I have enough to worry/stress about…I would give her the email or phone number and say good luck! 😂
I'd have shipped it to myself :3
80$ for a laptop isn't a bad deal
I have definitely done the parked car one 😂, you can keep waiting on the parking spot Karen I’ll gladly sit on my vehicle, while watching Charlotte’s RUclips videos ❤
Yep, I was in hurry until you tried to rush me, now I got all day to sit here
I remember back in the 90's when I was getting my private pilot's license. I am pretty sure one of my instructors had Bi-Pilot syndrome.
😂😂😂 As a flight instructor, I’m adding this to my arsenal of aviation jokes. Thank you!
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Lol seeing the picture under the caption "my phone, my photos" reminded me of this one time I was kinda petty with a guy. Once I went out with a group of friends and took a bunch of pictures of us. That evening, one of the guys texted me asking me not to upload the pictures. I asked him why and he said he just didn't want some people to see them, but I knew he just didn't want to be seen with us/me. If he didn't want to be seen with me, then don't f*king come. Nobody's making you. So I blurred him out of all the pictures and uploaded them like that.
6:40 I don’t even think that qualifies as petty. I think that girl had no intentions from jump to pay her back. I would’ve left it up to her to arrange the shipping herself from the beginning. Very nice, considerate & kind of you to try to help her.
When you realize "One fell swoop" is one of those phrases everyone messes up.
💐 One swell foop! 👏🏻💖
The ONLY times I have ever felt bad for not leaving my parking spot after getting in my car when someone wanted it was in college. Campus did not have enough parking on site and I carpooled, but my class got out about 45 minutes before my friend, so if I wasn’t grabbing food or studying, I would just nap in the car. Never failed that someone wanted my spot.
Also on the petty office signs, we only had one sign in my office when I started working there that said “do not write on this” so I wrote on the sign “why not?” And someone wrote back “because” and of course I had to ask “what power do you have?” To which I got the golden reply of “the power of because I said so.” And someone else said “that’s mean” so I drew a doodle of a man driving in a car screaming “POWER TRIP” out the window on the board right under the sign.
Im always baffled by people that admit to ‘crimes’ online lmao like the girl who took her ex’s car and hid it but she felt the need to share it on TikTok 😂
🤣My ex worked at a restaurant where a very incompetent person made sure they were not allowed to say the word Savage at work. I know right? So when he quit he called everybody in the phone book with the last name Savage, made the message sound like an emergency, and left the incompetent person's name and number. That was years ago and we are still laughing. We heard he got so many calls and he was 😱🤬 freaking out. It was awesome🎉
The irony of you talking about microphones failing has me LOLing so hard!
Yeah that last one... If it happened to me then I would be calling the police because that's literally theft. There's a difference between being petty and committed a straight up crime.
this happened before the internet was really a thing. I had broken up with a guy so my petty revenge was to go to the magazine stand in the grocery store and grab a bunch of the subscription cards and fill them all out with his name and address and I checked the "bill me" box and mailed them all in. I picked weird ass magazines like Fit Pregnancy and Cat Fancy
This made me cackle like a witch. Love it!
I went into a (unisex) stall at uni once and there was pee on the seat AND all over the floor.
Turns out some adults are in fact toddlers who haven't been potty trained.
Yuck!!!
It's funny that every time you point this out, that unisex toilets are awful because there's pee on the floor and way too many don't wipe their spills or why they (men) cannot just sit..you get reply "but women's toilets are super messy!" Uh sure there might be paper here and there but having pee in front of toilet or on the seat is really rare. ..and the fact that you have to sit funnily so you don't soak your shoes in pee that is on the floor.
Just quit my housekeeping job at a hotel. Multiple times a day, I'd be cleaning the bathrooms and see pee where it shouldn't be and I could tell from different hints around the room that there was only one adult staying there. "Why? Why can't you aim? Why is there pee all down the side and on the floor? How did it get over here?!?!"
The worst thing I found tho, was women who just bled on anything and everything and left it for me to clean up. Blood on hand and bath towels. Full pads lying flat, faceup in the garbage. I don't need to see or smell that. Roll it up in the packaging like a normal person!
Just gotta shake your head and mutter "some people's kids!!!"
Oh Charlotte , the irony of your rant about equipment breaking and microphones 😂😂😂😂
The girl that hid the car, which absolutely hilarious and love it, she said in the beginning her now ex boyfriend.
I worked at a company where HR would send out company-wide emails 'reminding' people to flush the toilets after use, not to throw metal cutlery in the trash and place them in the dishwasher instead, or reminding people that the single toilet bathrooms are 1 person at a time...
Every time one of those emails went out, everyone knew someone had just done the thing they were emailing about.
Hey there Charlotte I've been watching your videos for years now, I just wanted to let you know that I think you are a great person and an inspiration, you also have a beautiful voice, as a singer and musician I honestly love it ❤️
I've been through a break up because the father of my son cheated on me and your videos really made me laugh and helped me when I was feeling down. So thank you for that ❤️
I wish the best. And I can't wait to see your work 😍
Thank you so much for the kind words! I’m so sorry about what you’ve been through. You’ll get through this! ❤
@@CharlotteDobre Thank you so much for your support, just keep us laughing like you always do
I love your videos! Watched all through my pregnancy and while in hospital. Since bringing baby home, your videos have gotten me through the long nights with baby. You're amazing. Thank you!
Congrats mama!!
Congratulations on your new addition!!💞💞🍭🍭
I worked for one summer in Yellowstone for housekeeping. I was the office drone that kept track of employee hours, scheduling, inventory, and PAYROLL. I had a 3 hr window where I could submit all the necessary info so everyone would get paid, on the same day every week. I was constantly interrupted while I was doing payroll and nothing I said or did kept people from bugging the hell outta me during that time. I finally put a note on the back of my chair (the back of my chair was what everybody saw as soon as they entered the offce), it said: "If you bother me, only YOUR info WILL NOT be processed in time.... try me!" It worked! By the way, working the summer at Yellowstone was (mostly) a blast, even for an old retiree!
9:35 "This Paper Is For / Buy ( Like What The Paper Might Be Baught For ) To Analyse Printers Only ( And The Word "Only" Is Underlined )", That's What I Think That It Says Lol 💖✨️
The SpongeBob thing happened to me and my partner but with Willow. We've been together two years almost, I named a cat Elora Dannon, her brother (who didn't make it) was Willow, I'm constantly talking about it, making jokes about Mad Mardigan... Only to find out last week my partner has no idea what I've been going on about for over a year now 🤣 I was so pressed for a hot sec
6:24 why didn’t she just say “you know what I’ll take it” and then either kept the laptop as ransom or just pawned it off to get her money back. I would have pawned it to get my money back and then told her “friend” where it was. if she really wanted it back she’d have to pay someone else for it😊
I love me some justified petty, but the dude who donated his cheating girlfriend’s stuff was an out and out thief. The definition of petty is something that is trivial and inconsequential, something that is just an annoyance not something that destroys another’s property. Bring more petty not crime.😂
I agree. One person’s petty is another ones arrest. LOL!!!
A bunch of us followed that last guy on twitter just to get the update. He came home and found the girlfriend crying on the stairs and asked if he's seen her boyfriend. He broke the whole story to her, then she called the guy she cheated with to ask if she could stay there and he was like naw. Not sure where she ended up going, hopefully she has family or friends to help her out.
Let me tell you my story:
So one time I attended this girl birthday party which i never wanted to attend it was a all white party the birthday girl and I never liked each other she was my nemesis so while we were at the party music was loud everyone was dancing I was just standing next to the table and my nemesis walk up to me and spilled all her red wine all over my clothes which she did on purpose and she said oops I'm sorry so my petty ass told her father that I would carry the cake because me and his daughter were besties while I was carrying the I acted like I trip and I threw the cake will all my might the cake went crashing in her face like a car accident and I said oops I'm so sorry i was kicked out the party and I laughed and drove off in my car🤣🤣🤣🤣 I loved every minute of it
Well done.
Justified!!
If you were such enemies why did you go to the party in the first place?
@@Fluffy-Fluffy I went because her grandmother invited me I was hesitant at first but I'm a person who doesn't like to turn down a invite so I agreed but that doesn't give her the right to do that and besides I was avoiding her at all cost when I was there and she saw opportunity and she took it
@@lw3269 best feeling ever but I felt a little bad tho😂
I don't think the microphone was turned on lol
I love the one where the pet is practicing just in case the landlord comes by!
To the musician guy who wrote that page of petty, you got a damn good song idea from what you just wrote my friend. Petty breakup songs do VERY WELL in the music industry. You may end up owing her your success! lolol
I love that the audio is messy and she's talking about how amazing her mic is 😂😂😂😂😂😂💜
In my appartement building, they do petty post-it battles on the inside of the front door. I never participated but one of the conflict was that some people living on the 1st and second floor kept locking the front door, which means that people on the upper levels (no lift) have to go downstairs to open to delivery people. Delivery people ring ALL the bells, and just want one person to buzz them through. So some upper floors tenants would answer and then end up having to go down to open. And first floor lady who locked the door all the time also had a biiiiit of an online shopping issue so it was parcels EVERYDAY, and she was never home to receive them ! So they kept arguing with her through post-its on the door lol
My petty solution was to get my parcels delivered at a pick up point (less stressful and I get to go on a walk to pick them up) and to absolutely never answer when the doorbell rings :D
You absolutely did the right thing.
The petty thing would be to claim the packages as your own 😉
@@bcaye nah that's just stealing, not petty. Like Charlotte said it's not petty when it gets illegal.
@@epic7224, ok, I included that because it happened to me. I had ordered some things and said leave them in the foyer between the two apartmentson my floor. When they didn't arrive, a bit later I saw my neighbor wearing MY sundress. I spoke to the PD, showed them my confirmation email, a picture of her in the dress (clearly 2-3 sizes too big, yes I'm thicc) and pointed out that it was a color out of many that most women would not choose. They said circumstantial. I won't say what I did, but it was indeed very petty.
"ghosts are so petty"
That one of girlfriend hiding the car reminds me a reddit story where a Op's neighbor stole his parking spot.
Op after trying to reason and ask the neighbor to take her car from his spot without any result asked his friend who works in a tow truck company to help him, they first intended to leave it somewhere in the city but in the end they ended up driving off to Spain (OP was portuguese and a few hours drive can make you reach Spain easily even from Lisbon) and leave the car there. This was both petty, criminal but extremely satisfying and makes me unreasonably happy everytime I remember.
As an older sister who shared a bathroom with her little brother, the memory of siting on a wet peed toilet sit is nasty! I feel for you Charlotte. I am so traumatized by peed toilet seats that when I go to public bathrooms, like the office, the mall and there are drops on the toilet seat (even when it isn't even mine) I clean them!! I feel like Cinderella, I tell myself why are you cleaning after someone else and I know it's nasty, but I feel this weird need to clean it! Anyways, hit me up Charlotte I'll help you get revenge and cleaning, of course.
I always flush public toilets when people don't flush them even if I haven't used that toilet because it's disgusting that people would just leave nastiness floating for everyone to see.
@@koriandrstarfire9514 I do that too! Except when the cause is a damaged toilet though, at that point I am forced to look for a cleaning staff person to help me.
Your petty room is sooooo gorgeous. Petty is my favorite word since i found out about this Channel. 😂❤️
OMG WHEN CHARLOTTE TALKED ABOUT THE MICROPHONE 🤣I don't remember the last time I laughed out loud before today. It was glorious
2:04 - okay… I’ve done this, where I know the memes and references, but have never seen the show… but I love watching other people gush and hyperfixate and ramble about the stuff they love!!! It’s the cutest thing, and I want to see that joy!!!
Is that so wrong?
The placing of office signs/policies are always a mistake to do. There will always be someone very petty with a warped sense of humor, and once there is the first response? It becomes a pandemic. Where I work I bide my time, always look for such policies. When one appears.......game on!
I've never seen a single episode of Spongebob. I'm familiar with the memes and all, but yah...never seen the actual show. And now I'm supposed to feel self-conscious about that?
"I'm not feeling it, Mr. Krabs." omg im crying lmao
"one fail swoop"!!! I love this kind of shit. Remember Juicy Smollett with his "fear mongrels"...? Fkn classic.
I’m pretty sure the guy who moved out while his gf was gone may need to check the legality of his actions, if he’s the only one on the lease he might be okay but if they were both on it then that could be trouble for him, since giving away her stuff would be considered theft especially if her stuff had value
The 30 year old failed musician is really sad blaming a teenager for his lack of talent, he ruined his own career long before that teen was old enough to play
I had that happen, not the same circumstances exactly. But I *was* on the lease. I had already found a new place but a few of my things were still in the old place and he got out of the brig unbeknownst to me, threw my things in the dumpster and when I went to complain the manager said only one tenant has to break the lease. Luckily, I had not paid any deposit because the place was a mess from our roommates who weren't on the lease were slobs. As soon as he got arrested they moved out without a word.
Where I live now the landlord has to keep anything left in the apartment for sixty days before disposal but different state and years ago.
Charlotte: “Who hasn’t seen SpongeBob?!”
Me: *slowly raises hand*
I had a friend from New Mexico who purchased an unwieldy piece of art in Europe. They promised to send it to her. She paid for the piece plus shipping. It didn’t arrive. She was disappointed but felt it was a life lesson. FOUR YEARS later the package arrives! It had gone to almost every Mexican city beginning with an A, before arriving in Albuquerque, New Mexico (in the good ol’ USA, for those who don’t know. So felling the laptop story.
Quote from Charlotte. Dude ghost can be so petty. Love it.
The thing is I get the "chit-chat" sign. I too would do that. I have ADHD and know daham well that if someone tries to chit chat with me I'm going to waste several hours of work time talking
I have been binge watching your videos since you make me snort with laughter. You're gorgeous and a raw gem who brings great joy to the masses. Much love from Texas 💙
Found in our lady's bathroom at work:
"If you're too neat to use the seat,
Be neater yet and just don't wet"
I had the giggles all day over that.
The girl with the laptop...omg she went above and beyond for that entitled drunk brat. I was applauding her perfect level of petty **chefs kiss 💋**
My friend's aunt murdered her niece and the rumor is that the niece haunted her until she died this past weekend. I swear the niece was petty as fast a fucking ghost. Like Bffr, I aspire to be like her as a ghost.
That escalated quickly.
Excuse me??
So love the laughter you have at petty. Had got bad news this weekend and needed the laugh before work.
Gina, I know what you mean! Charlotte’s smile, laughter and videos have helped me through a lot of tough moments in my life. I hope everything is good for you now. 😊
The first one is BRILLIANT!!! Cheers for that idea.
I wanna comment about Charlotte’s office bathroom experience. Before taking a dump at the restroom at work, I first get some paper towel, apply some hand soap on it, and then clean the toilet seat with the soaped paper towel. I do this every time I take a dump at a public restroom, whether there are pee stains or not. My ass is NOT gonna touch someone ass’ grease/sweat!