+WoaowMusic No, he is well educated. It was never proven that no fingerprints are alike, there even was a case where they found a Fingerprint matching to a Person that never was in the same state as the crime, and it was proven that he was home.
3:45 LMFAO! Instead of calling them a poop-head, call them a meconium-head. "Its like a poop-head, but with no experience." That burns, Michael... that burns... XD
OMG. I once convinced a person that you could get "gas headaches" from holding in your farts. The "logic" I used was that holding it in forced it back into your blood stream. I thought I was just making it all up.
Cody Wilson I had a friend who could burp like that. When he did that you could hear an echo from surrounding buildings. :D He actually had a neighbour come to their door to request that he stops burping haha.
A dutch saying: Een boer is een scheet die de weg naar de reet niet weet. Translated to English: A burp is a fart that didn't know the way to your ass.
I literally spent the entire video trying to swallow air. I'm not sure it's the best thing for me to do, but I did it anyway. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand right now while typing this, I just burped. Thanks Vsauce.
When Michael mentioned the 100 TRILLION bacterial cells that live in our digestive systems, did anyone else tingle a little? as though... the brain acknowledged them by sending a little "hey" probe to them, and they sent one back, and our nerves giggled softly or something? o: I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE
To be honest no. Humans are eco systems. There are many bugs that would go extinct if humans no longer existed. Head and pubic lice can't live without a human host for example.
The thumbnail is my favourite part. It’s just so useful, informative, beautiful; UGH. I can’t even explain how long I want to sit down and stare at it for. It’s my new favourite one.
Professor Neil DeGrasse Tyson said that in principle, someone could defy the laws of momentum through hovering above the ground by expelling a continuous and large exhaust of a fart. Its on page 46 of "Astrophysics for people in a hurry"
The main thing in farts that makes them different from just plain air is methane. There are several newer rocket engines (like the SpaceX's Raptor) being developed that use methane as fuel. So, yes, you could propel yourself in space with your Farts.
I've seen bathroom stalls inscribed with poems that begin with "Here I sit" and are incredibly poetic. An example: "Here I sit, broken hearted Came to shit, but merely farted" Mozart would definitely be proud.
***** So? You were 12 years old once too. It appears that you've forgotten how to just let go and have fun like you were when you were 12 years old.It's sad.... cuz I'm having all the fun and it sounds like you're not. Oh well...
Ethan Risden its not bad grammar, i know my grammar, it was a typo. Unlike you,who didn't put any commas in your comment. Grammar usually regards punctuation and sentence structure. You didn't even put a fullstop. Who cares if the message was glitches and sent twice or once. We all know what he said, attention hoarder. There eat that, you filth. there i fed you!
Who the hell cares about grammar on the Internet, as long as it's comprehensible? lol This is not a university-level laboration report, it is fucking RUclips. =D
Back in the early 1900s, there was a vaudeville performer in France named LePeteomaine who was famous for farting. He had an act where the blew out candles, etc. and his grand finale was farting the French national anthem.
@@reynoldmichael1348 I grew up in a theater environment in the 60s and 70s, and all the really old actors knew the story pretty well. Apparently this guy was world famous back in the 20s maybe. It is supposed to be true, pretty well documented, and the true story is much weirder than what I described in my comment. He was so popular and in such demand that he ended up owning the theater he performed in. When he died, in his will he donated his ass to science to study why he was able to do what he did. UTube just sends me a notice that somebody commented on my comment, and doesn't take me to the original video, I don't remember what the original video is about, or what other comments were made, so you may have read this already, but in the Blazing Saddles film, the Mel Brooks governor character is named Governor Lepetomaine in honor of that French vaudeville guy. For me, I always wondered what was more pathetic, having as your claim to fame the ability to fart the French National Anthem, or being a person so starved for culture and entertainment that you would actually pay money to sit in an audience and see somebody fart the French National Anthem.
0:27 At night of farts there is no lack, Which let off, forsooth, with a powerful crack. The king of farts came yesterday Whose farts smelt sweeter than the may.
At 2:47 he is talking about actual weight (acceleration due to gravity) which is measured in *NEWTON* The weight which we are used to is actually *Mass* which is measured in kg or gram or pounds whatever ...
the most amazing part about mister methane isnt just that he can do that but that he does it on camera for the world to see. how many people can do that but have even the slightest bit of shame and would never wear a cape and record it?
If only farts don't smell bad it wouldn't be a problem but when you're in school and you know you're about to fart and there are people sitting behind you
I’m Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Every thing in here has a story and a price and in 23 years I’ve learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door
"Well now that we've talked about farts, let's move on to outer space."
Michael, this is why I love you.
Haha 😂
we are
Nourii ur gay
@@alphamite9509 (no homo)
He just forgot to put it, don't blame him
LOL
if you feel the weight of your fart, it's better to change underpants
gibbo haha
You Meconium head
Hahahaaaa.....good one LoL
just remember when it comes to haters......be free as a shart. be out there wether they would like you to be or not.
Facts
If you fart in a spacesuit, can anyone hear you scream?
why did I laugh at this
Massimo O'Kissed why would u scream when u fart??
u would scream bcuz the smell would be stuck in there till you died
I laughed so hard I wet my spacesuit.
Massimo O'Kissed i luaghed so hard i farted
3:59 the way that the baby is looking him like "YEAH MICHAEL, TELL THEM ABOUT MY POOP, HELL YEAH"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lmfao wtf 😂
Wtf Missa... 😂
Madre mia missa pero que haces aqui compañero
XD
hey vsauce what if everyone farted at the same time?
+Dagrith It'd be a really shitty experience.
+Justin Boggs ^_^
One big woopie cushion
And someone light a cigerette at the same time
Let's have a moment of sile- BBBURRRRPPPPP
If farts are unique to an individual, why are they not used for criminal investigations like finger prints?
Michael Onstad their smells don't last long...
Well what if they didn't fart while committing the crime
actually fingerprints aren't that unique
WoaowMusic no, I'm just well educated
+WoaowMusic No, he is well educated. It was never proven that no fingerprints are alike, there even was a case where they found a Fingerprint matching to a Person that never was in the same state as the crime, and it was proven that he was home.
3:45 LMFAO! Instead of calling them a poop-head, call them a meconium-head. "Its like a poop-head, but with no experience."
That burns, Michael... that burns... XD
+Vyse Arcadia the tone he says it on jfc
I love the cut right after that, like he must have laughed at his own joke, or perhaps someone behind the scenes did.
Vyse Arcadia, also call someone a dildo because they are not real enough to be a Dick.
lol, SAVIGE!
that made me nearly fall off my bed that was so unexpected
I love the brown thumbnail.
Same lol
Your comment is the top one even though if only has 61 likes. You sir, have been blessed
I like the part with brown on it
#blackvideosmatter
i hate almost everything equally oh no
"Instead of calling someone a 'poophead' call them a 'meconiumhead'. It's like a 'poophead', but with less experience." - NEW FAVORITE QUOTE.
AllyGal1231 no experience*
IKR. I loved that joke! 😂
That was gold.
I used to think this was a mature channel until i watched this video
Now i think it is a super mature channel
Yay!
Yup, Michael brings up topics which we feel ashamed to talk in public or even with family😂. Really this channel is super mature.
Seriously tho. I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face while saying all those facts. This video must have taken thousands of takes to make.
See his old videos...lol
@@ricobrawlstars4880 yeah his old videos are pure cringe smut
this is probably one of the only videos about farts that are intelligent or highly informative
Your account name is so meta.
Bill Buttlicker.🤣🤣🤣🤣
6:43 its so beautiful and majestic
There’s not a 6:43 the video ends at 3:44
5:09 How he asserts his dominance after a kill.
D:
😂😂😂
someone needs to edit that audio over the clip of godzilla's first roar from the 2014 movie
@@onyxsuccubus "FARTality"
"Too gross and never... wait for it... wait for it ...aired" ROFL"
ROFL
"AIRed"
FLOR
LOFR
5:32 I wonder how many people joked about the fact it never AIRED! XD
I watched it tho lol
grandpaJoeWCG XD
OMG. I once convinced a person that you could get "gas headaches" from holding in your farts. The "logic" I used was that holding it in forced it back into your blood stream. I thought I was just making it all up.
Who else farted during this episode ?
I was taking a shit
+Pauli Boy me two!!
I burp farted
Numerous times
+RaaZVan99 Oh gawd i just did , got to buy new underpants
Dah loudest burp sounded like a dinosaur
Cody Wilson I had a friend who could burp like that. When he did that you could hear an echo from surrounding buildings. :D He actually had a neighbour come to their door to request that he stops burping haha.
Chody that shit was loud as phuck!!! 😃
I can force air straight into my stomach and burp as loud as I want and even talk like I'm chopped and screwed.
[Insert Jurassic Park Soundtrack]
no soap, radio
OMG IM DYING 😂😂😂
ROFL STOP MY LUNGS ARE DYING I CANT STOP LAUGHING
hahahahahaha nice one🙊😂
Lmfao
OMG, havent heard this one xDD
Now I'm curious about the science of queefs.
HYPERDANSGAME
Dear Michael,
How does one go about measuring a pint of fart?
Sincerely,
Jared
Jared Focose eat fresh
@@bermudav3348 Busway
Good question. I have so many as well.
It's the volume of the gas released in a fart considering densities of different fart gases at the same temp.
Five years ago today, Jared Focose posted this immortal commentary on Western Society in 2012.
You said fart to many times in this video I ended up doing it by the end of this video.
***** lmao xD
Holy shit 😂😂
***** Me too! :D
***** I`m in the lead LoL :p
Lol I did too
I'm a fart scientist.
How come you haven't AIRED on television yet?
That stinks.
F that shit.
Oh no I contributed to this pun
+BetaZXZ It's funny because pun in spanish means fart
More like "Fartist".
I’m watching vsauce talk about farts at 12:00 AM.... what a time to be alive
That guy with the world record of the loudest burp burped so loudly that it sounded like a dinosaur roar!
My dad should be on here
A dutch saying: Een boer is een scheet die de weg naar de reet niet weet.
Translated to English: A burp is a fart that didn't know the way to your ass.
I got "A farmer is a fart who does not know the way to the butt". Why is there a farmer?
@@yohansaldana8218 i guess farmer is a word for burp in dutch, at least in germany it is one (Bauer or Bäuerchen)
@@deinvater3880 so,they say "I farmered"?
christian Saldaña nah we say, i let out a farmer 🤔
i told the girls from my class about what happens if you hold in your farts
they said: BULLSHIT, you lie!
cant accept the facts
they're such meconium heads
bgrm1029 what?
minihali michael explained what meconium meant
minihali meconium head means poop head.
Justin Chan but with no experience!
"So now that we've talked about farts, lets movd to outer space" haha
Here's your first reply HAHAHA
"It's like a poop head, but with no experience." Lolololol 😂 that made me crack up!
it made you "crack" up i see what u did there
5:32 "...and never aired" really michel ur the best
How many of you farted while watching this video
me
Me
I farted 5 TIMES!!
I did, and I was about to ask the same question XD
does it count if you fart out of your nose?
I've probably watched this video 100 times over the years. That dude's demon belch makes me laugh every single time.
I literally spent the entire video trying to swallow air. I'm not sure it's the best thing for me to do, but I did it anyway. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand right now while typing this, I just burped. Thanks Vsauce.
I swallow air while I read books. I realized too much not only makes you burp or fart, but it also hurts your stomach. XC
FireZilla I litraly thought there was a spider on my screen!
Now try to swallow a fart.
"Dude, why you always farting?"
*"It defines who I am."*
When Michael mentioned the 100 TRILLION bacterial cells that live in our digestive systems, did anyone else tingle a little? as though... the brain acknowledged them by sending a little "hey" probe to them, and they sent one back, and our nerves giggled softly or something? o:
I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE
ToonLinkGaming Sober up bud
Hahahahhaaha 😂😂😂😂 you're not.
i kind of already knew that there is bacteria in your body
To be honest no. Humans are eco systems. There are many bugs that would go extinct if humans no longer existed. Head and pubic lice can't live without a human host for example.
The thumbnail is my favourite part. It’s just so useful, informative, beautiful; UGH. I can’t even explain how long I want to sit down and stare at it for. It’s my new favourite one.
"A pint of fart everyday", I nearly farted laughing so hard. Quite possibly the best video on YT
Can you propel yourself in space with your Farts?
My gramma can
Professor Neil DeGrasse Tyson said that in principle, someone could defy the laws of momentum through hovering above the ground by expelling a continuous and large exhaust of a fart.
Its on page 46 of "Astrophysics for people in a hurry"
The main thing in farts that makes them different from just plain air is methane. There are several newer rocket engines (like the SpaceX's Raptor) being developed that use methane as fuel. So, yes, you could propel yourself in space with your Farts.
My dad could
With the acceleration of 2m/s²
I've seen bathroom stalls inscribed with poems that begin with "Here I sit" and are incredibly poetic. An example:
"Here I sit, broken hearted
Came to shit, but merely farted"
Mozart would definitely be proud.
No One:
Not a Soul:
Michael: THATS ALL COOL BUT HOW LOUD CAN A FART GET
No one:
Me: *farts*
Michael: Very mature and complex
maybe its the inner child in me but.. this is by far my favorite video of yours. i laughed so many times.
I just kept laughing because of talking about farts. I learned nothing except that I think farts are the funniest thing in the world.
+animu equals child pornography meconium head
what?
wtf hahahah
***** So? You were 12 years old once too. It appears that you've forgotten how to just let go and have fun like you were when you were 12 years old.It's sad.... cuz I'm having all the fun and it sounds like you're not. Oh well...
+Donald Trump Shut up Trump nobody's voting for you!
Who else farted while watching this video
right afterwards
Nope
6:56 i hope he didnt shit his pants
you know Vsauce is a good creator if he names his title fart and over a million people watch it
god i laughed so hard at "it's like a poophead, but with no experience"
I love how the quality of these videos has somehow never changed
Did Mozart really wrote that? Wow.
Julia Binarystar he was really dirty minded
Julia Binarystar he was really dirty minded
Ethan Risden its not bad grammar, i know my grammar, it was a typo. Unlike you,who didn't put any commas in your comment. Grammar usually regards punctuation and sentence structure. You didn't even put a fullstop. Who cares if the message was glitches and sent twice or once. We all know what he said, attention hoarder. There eat that, you filth. there i fed you!
Julia Binarystar It's* I*I*
Who the hell cares about grammar on the Internet, as long as it's comprehensible? lol
This is not a university-level laboration report, it is fucking RUclips. =D
you take a preschooler thing and make it into a very complex scientific yet bizzare lesson. you are amazing.
"No two people's farts smell alike"
Oh god i hope people don't follow the pattern and realise when i let a silent one rip
Back in the early 1900s, there was a vaudeville performer in France named LePeteomaine who was famous for farting. He had an act where the blew out candles, etc. and his grand finale was farting the French national anthem.
Is that really true?
@@reynoldmichael1348 I grew up in a theater environment in the 60s and 70s, and all the really old actors knew the story pretty well. Apparently this guy was world famous back in the 20s maybe. It is supposed to be true, pretty well documented, and the true story is much weirder than what I described in my comment. He was so popular and in such demand that he ended up owning the theater he performed in. When he died, in his will he donated his ass to science to study why he was able to do what he did. UTube just sends me a notice that somebody commented on my comment, and doesn't take me to the original video, I don't remember what the original video is about, or what other comments were made, so you may have read this already, but in the Blazing Saddles film, the Mel Brooks governor character is named Governor Lepetomaine in honor of that French vaudeville guy. For me, I always wondered what was more pathetic, having as your claim to fame the ability to fart the French National Anthem, or being a person so starved for culture and entertainment that you would actually pay money to sit in an audience and see somebody fart the French National Anthem.
@@kellytrimble4120 that's crazy. I guess it was more socially acceptable back then
0:27 At night of farts there is no lack,
Which let off, forsooth, with a powerful crack.
The king of farts came yesterday
Whose farts smelt sweeter than the may.
It's even better if you read it in a british accent
At 2:47 he is talking about actual weight (acceleration due to gravity) which is measured in *NEWTON*
The weight which we are used to is actually *Mass* which is measured in kg or gram or pounds whatever ...
It's kind of funny no one noticed it
How to lose weight:
- Fart
- Fart
- Fart
- Fart
- ...
- ?????????????
- PROFIT
The best profession. "Oh yeah I'm a Fart Scientist"
2:20 I was laughing thinkin' 'bout how scientists had listed fart ingridents...59per cent nitrogen....21per cent hydrogen...that killed me🤣🤣🤣
"Meconium"
-the first poop someone makes in their life.
I only watched this because there was literally no other option. Don't judge me.
Don't worry. I put this one off until last.
Lol Me Too
Jason Hatcher Me too
the cake is a lie!
-The cake is a fake! The pie is a lie!- More stupidity to prove my point.
“Here’s a fun way to think about it…”
This is fun on its own, Michael.
I literally farted during this video.
I farted when Michael said "fart"
lol
"claps for you" i am soo proud X3
i burped when he said burp
Silent but deadly
BrightIdeastoyou™ you misspelt
Loud and wet
RUclips held this fart in for 7 years until it finally let it rip in my suggestions.
i laughed out loud when he said that a meconium is a poophead without experience
5:10 Girls when a blackout happens at school.
normal fart : 0.0032 g
my fart: İTS OVER 9000
the most amazing part about mister methane isnt just that he can do that but that he does it on camera for the world to see.
how many people can do that but have even the slightest bit of shame and would never wear a cape and record it?
My mom saved my meconium
My condolences.
..........(that sounds gross....)
I completely lost focus as soon as I saw the baby's face at 3:55
I see what you mean
that was officially one of the most disturbing things i have ever heard... about the bacteria, even though i already knew that, but still
Just farted right when I clicked on the video.
5:01 Look at the guy holding the microphone lmao!!
Julian Murillo iiii
Michael is a fart smeller. I mean, a smart feller.
Farts either may help you in space or suffocate you.. :) FART BOOSTERS!
I consider this video to be the sequel to "Mario Farts".
5:08 LAUGHING MY ASS OFF THAT WAS FUCKING LOUD LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
"Now that we have talked about farts let's move to outer space." If you can tell me how that is related. LOL :D
Me: I am a civilized member of society!
Vsauce says the word "farts"
Me: *W H E E Z E*
i distinctly remember that mythbusters episode. it absolutely aired...
Yes it did. Seems like forever ago but it happened
Meconium.... What has been seen cannot be unseen
Mycelium?
The fart episode of Mythbusters never 'aired'.
Huehueheuhuehueuehuehuehuehue
5:37 The fart gets into your bloodstream, travels to your brain, and that's where shitty ideas come from.
If only farts don't smell bad it wouldn't be a problem but when you're in school and you know you're about to fart and there are people sitting behind you
Just deny it
How did he get so damn fart smart? He knows every fun fart fact! He must have went to fart college.
Yes they have fart college, I know every one has heard of good ole PU
3:46 life advice
I used that on my freinds they did that thing where they would be like OooooOooO no they were confused =(
Is anyone else farting while watching this video
6 years later, I will never tire of this topic.
Hey Vsause ! Love your clips. Can you calculate the velocity a fart can get you in space?
nooo... Noo.. NOOO!!! VSAUCE!! *I WANT TO SLEEP!* WHY ARE YOU SO EDJAMACATIONAL?
What? I clearly saw an episode of the Mythbusters testing farts. Maybe it's a U.S only censored episode.
Maybe. What country are you in?
Latin America gets the same programming mostly.
Oh. Ok
KoltTv they have that episode on netflix
I live in America but I have it on disc and Netflix.
I’m Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Every thing in here has a story and a price and in 23 years I’ve learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door
I FARTED WHILE WATCHING THIS :D
I laughed the whole time watching this
Are you 5?
At heart yes
5:08, 5:21, 6:45 Quality content
Sometimes when my wife farts, she says "That was *Fart-tastic"*
I just farted while watching this video..
lol :)
Nobody:
Absolutely not a single soul:
Vsauce: FART SCIENCE
My girl : Ew your fart stinks
Me : Excuse me, it's my gUt fLoRa
i farted 3 times during this episode :3