Miscellaneous Myths: Sisyphus Captures Death

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  • Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
  • Ever wonder where the whole notion of capturing death even came from? It's not exactly widespread, but it sure seems to show up a lot more than one might expect. Well, worry no longer! Turns out it's all because the ancient king Sisyphus had a fantastic (terrible) idea that worked out great (badly) for everyone involved.
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  • @SenMysrana
    @SenMysrana 5 лет назад +9371

    I love the version where Sisyphus doesn't even *have* to push the boulder. Only, he's been told that successfully getting the boulder to the top will get him out of Hades... and so he can't stop trying.

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 4 года назад +760

      See I think that's intended but too many folks just simplify it.

    • @shadow_phoenix_alex
      @shadow_phoenix_alex 4 года назад +541

      @@juanandresmendezmartinez8024 I heard of a version where he can't even reach the top, as the boulder always rolls down again somewhere halfway to the top.

    • @thanatos5729
      @thanatos5729 4 года назад +448

      We lied. When he manages to get his boulder to the top he will become Cerberus' new chewtoy.

    • @jaclyngarcia6075
      @jaclyngarcia6075 3 года назад +162

      @@thanatos5729 hey quick question: do you have ptsd from the box?

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 3 года назад +251

      There's a similar punishment elsewhere in Greek Mythology--49 of the 50 daughters of Danaus (collectively called the "Danaides") murdered their husbands on their father's orders. Their punishment in Tartarus is to fill a bath that they can bathe in to cleanse their sin...but the bath is constantly leaking, so no matter how much they fill it, it'll never be full.
      In other versions, the Danaides have a slightly more merciful punishment--the tub isn't leaking, but the bowls they have to use to fill it up are like sieves. They _can_ still fill it and eventually bathe in it to wash away their crime, but it will take a very, _very_ long time for them to do so.

  • @Wolfeson28
    @Wolfeson28 6 лет назад +4463

    Finally, the answer to why the gods never just kill anyone in these myths! The one time they try, it goes horribly, horribly wrong.

    • @Hulkzilla0
      @Hulkzilla0 5 лет назад +480

      I blame Zeus. Couldn't the guy just chuck a lightning bolt at Sisyphus and be done with it? XD

    • @B0K0691
      @B0K0691 5 лет назад +172

      @@Hulkzilla0 Yeah but where's the fun in that?

    • @danghoang7455
      @danghoang7455 5 лет назад +228

      @@Hulkzilla0 Or they could just have Artemis/Apollo snipe the dude

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean 5 лет назад +152

      @@danghoang7455 Or even just send Ares in and let him go crazy...

    • @neutronalchemist3241
      @neutronalchemist3241 5 лет назад +145

      Well, they did with Capaneus, one of the seven agains Thebes. Once he raised at the top of the walls of Thebes he shouted that Zeus himself could not stop him from invading it. At that point Zeus struck and killed Capaneus with a thunderbolt.

  • @talleywa5772
    @talleywa5772 3 года назад +4270

    I love how Hades is just sorta cynically leering at Sisyphus in spite of Persephone and Thanatos's rage like "I don't even have to be mad, these two can do it for me."

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 3 года назад +525

      Hades: "Get angry? Why would I do that? I am King of the Underworld, I have people to do that for me. Also, you angered my wife and there is no way in here I can match what she is about to do to you."

    • @firemarioproductions2003
      @firemarioproductions2003 2 года назад +170

      Hades:”Don’t get mad. Get even.”

    • @hakulives2613
      @hakulives2613 2 года назад +233

      Yeah, Hades is just like "Oh, you have SEVERELY underestimated who the scary one is in this relationship, my good bitch."

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 2 года назад +102

      @@GhostBear3067
      Hades is a chill Manager. Gets work done, and let's his wife and other partner take care of smaller business

    • @Sirhc_B8207
      @Sirhc_B8207 2 года назад +111

      Persephone is LIVID,
      Thanatos is pissed,
      And Hades is just dissaponted in your life (death?) choices

  • @maximaldinotrap
    @maximaldinotrap 5 лет назад +3921

    "He lives a long life until he dies of old age many years later whereupon he finds himself point blank on a pissed off Persephone, a Grumpy Thanatos, and a Hades approximately 110% done with his nonsense"
    That was the best part.
    You know you screwed up if not one, not two, but three pissed gods are waiting for you in the afterlife and one of them happens to be Persephone.

    • @matthew1882
      @matthew1882 4 года назад +199

      I like to think though, as they dragged him away, the unrepentant dickhead just whispered "totally worth it."

    • @OptimusPhillip
      @OptimusPhillip 4 года назад +333

      Yeah, it's bad enough to be on Hades' bad side, but when you've pissed of _Persephone_ you are well and truly fucked.

    • @abithefallenhuman921
      @abithefallenhuman921 4 года назад +157

      Persephone literally means 'Bringer of Death'
      (anyone who read th story of Kore knows she was a force Zues himself once feared)

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 4 года назад +182

      Hades is a mild mannered devoted husband, and this dude took advantage of Persephone's kind heart. Really I'm sure the punishment dished out was Hades' idea cause Persephone....well....she was kind but also far less merciful.

    • @SongbirdOfficial
      @SongbirdOfficial 4 года назад +132

      "There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle [wo]man."

  • @arcanelore3791
    @arcanelore3791 5 лет назад +8611

    Hades looks so sad and worried when Thanatos is missing. It's cute.

    • @lplayz605
      @lplayz605 5 лет назад +189

      IS THAT A NEW SHIP I SMELL

    • @arcanelore3791
      @arcanelore3791 5 лет назад +602

      @@lplayz605 - I mean I certainly can't stop you, but I was interpreting it more platonic. I think it's cuter that way.

    • @lplayz605
      @lplayz605 5 лет назад +114

      Sorry i can't help being a multishipper

    • @absolutetrash8118
      @absolutetrash8118 5 лет назад +423

      @@arcanelore3791 I was picturing it as like a concerned father situation lol

    • @sonofjack6286
      @sonofjack6286 5 лет назад +185

      @@lplayz605 Brotherly at most

  • @moneysins
    @moneysins Год назад +2099

    Thanatos: “how dare you imprison me”
    Persephone: “how dare you lie to me”
    Hades: “how dare you make me do extra paperwork”

    • @idontknowwhatmychannelcall7733
      @idontknowwhatmychannelcall7733 Год назад +161

      Never make hades do more paper works
      tantalus learn that the hard way

    • @badkitty73
      @badkitty73 10 месяцев назад +22

      Me,Tubbo,Ranboo,Tommy and Fundy : HOW DARE YOU MAKE PERCY CRY BY SAYING HONEY I’M HOME!
      (and yes there’s a song called honey I’m home and yes I’m still overprotective with Percy because of that song)

    • @AishathFauzaaIbrahim
      @AishathFauzaaIbrahim 9 месяцев назад +14

      Hades just became relatable ×2

    • @Amaranth3523
      @Amaranth3523 7 месяцев назад +8

      He was just going to Netflix and chill with his wife

    • @PrimordialNyx
      @PrimordialNyx 7 месяцев назад +18

      It's reasonable.
      More paperwork= less time spent with his loving wife.

  • @narararamammily5386
    @narararamammily5386 4 года назад +4771

    Ares: PEOPLE DIE WHEN THEY ARE KILLED!!!! HAVE YOU NOT LEARNED THAT FROM SCHOO!??

    • @adityasundaram3602
      @adityasundaram3602 4 года назад +154

      Emiya would agree with you on that even though he did survive being killed

    • @arsenelupin5424
      @arsenelupin5424 4 года назад +75

      Aditya Sundaram
      The exception defines the rule after all

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 3 года назад +34

      @@arsenelupin5424 If we're gonna get pedantic, an exception makes it not a rule. If someone said all swans are white, the existence of one black swan would be enough to falsify that statement.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 3 года назад +119

      Ares: "People die when they are killed, and that's the way it should be!"
      Dionysius: "That's just your opinion, dude. _I_ think it would be rad if people kept living no matter what they did."
      Hades: "I'm with Ares on this one."

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 3 года назад +47

      “What the fuck is a school”

  • @lukeburky8344
    @lukeburky8344 4 года назад +937

    Best part is when Ares is acting like a coach by yelling "you get stabbed, you're OUT!"

  • @asbestosfish_
    @asbestosfish_ 5 лет назад +1870

    _”It's like we stole fire from the gods, or something.”_
    _”In most of those stories the mortals get away with it.”_
    _”Yeah, until they_ die, _and they find out why the gods can afford to be patient.”_

    • @danielb4387
      @danielb4387 4 года назад +57

      I see you are a fish of culture as well.

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 4 года назад +29

      Sam Revlej I think it might be Discworld? I'm not sure since its been a while since I last read the books.

    • @EllipticalReasoning
      @EllipticalReasoning 3 года назад +14

      @@samrevlej9331 I saw this quote first in Schlock Mercenary, though it may have been a reference then.

    • @ahmedamine24
      @ahmedamine24 3 года назад +7

      All of them will belong to Hades in the End.

    • @willieoelkers5568
      @willieoelkers5568 3 года назад +8

      @@SorowFame Nah, the problem with stealing fire in Discworld was that the guy couldn't fence it.
      It was too hot.
      I suppose you could say he really got "burned" on that deal.

  • @bambiitree1673
    @bambiitree1673 6 лет назад +3406

    "What are you knuckleheads DOING? Getting stabbed means you're OUT"
    Ares or my fencing coach?

    • @moredetonation3755
      @moredetonation3755 5 лет назад +209

      I could totally see Ares as a hopped-up football hooligan

    • @masaruten5213
      @masaruten5213 5 лет назад +225

      Ares: Father! The Mortals aren't playing the game right!
      Zeus: MAN UP YOU EPIC DISAPPOINTMENT!
      Ares: :(

    • @gracelux7161
      @gracelux7161 5 лет назад +13

      pppfffffttt hahaha

    • @cynicaloptimist970
      @cynicaloptimist970 5 лет назад +18

      ... One and the same...?
      (Theme from X-Files playing)

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 лет назад +17

      I don't know why, but I can imagine Ares saying that with either R. Lee Ermey's voice or Nolan North's, abd both work

  • @firapolemos3879
    @firapolemos3879 5 лет назад +1853

    I feel if Hades had been to one to get captured, as stated in that other version, then Persephone would've NEVER let Sisyphus go.
    No one messes with her husband.

    • @LittleMissRequiem
      @LittleMissRequiem 5 лет назад +341

      In one of the Hades versions, all of the gods confronted Sisyphus and collectively threatened to ruin his life in every possible way if he didn’t let Hades go. This obviously included Persephone, but I could totally see her leading the charge and that particular threat being her idea. 😉

    • @gingersummer4005
      @gingersummer4005 4 года назад +31

      Madame Requiem Y E S

    • @firapolemos3879
      @firapolemos3879 4 года назад +22

      @@LittleMissRequiem oooh, imma check that out too.

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 3 года назад +102

      And if it were _Persephone_ who got captured, well, just ask Theseus and Pirithous why that's a stupid idea.

    • @mohammedyousef4005
      @mohammedyousef4005 3 года назад +46

      @@Silverwind87 I think even hera would be terrified

  • @thacc8216
    @thacc8216 4 года назад +2378

    Hades in media: edgy god
    Hades irl: gets worried when death gets trapped in a box

    • @joeysopinion4463
      @joeysopinion4463 3 года назад +203

      He’s also a loving husband and a good pet owner

    • @matttale7918
      @matttale7918 2 года назад +188

      Hades in pop culture: *literally just bargain bin Satan
      What Hades is actually like: A loving father, husband, and is worried about Death getting trapped in a box
      Edit: Husband

    • @juanpablosalazar4336
      @juanpablosalazar4336 2 года назад +13

      @@matttale7918 *husband

    • @matttale7918
      @matttale7918 2 года назад +7

      @@juanpablosalazar4336 oops 😬

    • @hmalba7864
      @hmalba7864 2 года назад +63

      How media wants you to believe Hades would react to Thanatos going missing: "That insolent fool! A complete waste of my time and resources. How is that the role of the reaper of souls would befall one that could be tricked by a mere mortal!?"
      How he would actually react: "My baby boy is missIINNGGGG SOMEONE HELP ME FIND HIM"

  • @garliccatastrophe7902
    @garliccatastrophe7902 6 лет назад +4117

    *a pissed-off persephone, a grumpy thanatos, and a hades approximately 110% D O N E with his nonsense*
    you are screwed. i also laughed at how this was phrased.

    • @iceluvndiva21
      @iceluvndiva21 5 лет назад +126

      Well if he thought he'd get away Scott free he's wrong. He pissed off the give d of death and his bosses, the King & Queen of the underworld. Soo yeah.. He's dead.

    • @reyonXIII
      @reyonXIII 5 лет назад +52

      @@iceluvndiva21 He probably wishes that was the case, soul-wise. Nope, his soul gets to "live"

    • @phoebeahn8941
      @phoebeahn8941 5 лет назад +108

      He pissed off the 3 gods that are the hardest to piss off

    • @masaruten5213
      @masaruten5213 5 лет назад +89

      He probably would have stood a chance if he hadn't pissed off Persephone. Never mess with the God of the Underworld's Wife, it never ends well.
      Theseus: I can vouch for that!

    • @AegixDrakan
      @AegixDrakan 5 лет назад +18

      Demons run when a good man/Goddess goes to war/gets lied to in order to cheat death.

  • @akumuwabara780
    @akumuwabara780 5 лет назад +7083

    Ok. How dare Sisyphus take advantage of Persephone's caring nature?

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 5 лет назад +503

      Now you know why she was so pissed. ^^

    • @0riginal_zer030
      @0riginal_zer030 4 года назад +1109

      Let's see:
      - He pissed off Thanatos (the God of Death himself) by locking him in a box,
      - He pissed off Persephone (whose name literally means 'bringer of death') by tricking her,
      - And he pissed off Hades (the KING of the Underworld) by cheating death, the one thing Hades absolutely despises.
      Sisyphus really didn't think THAT through, did he?

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 4 года назад +138

      @@0riginal_zer030 Evidently not. ^^

    • @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010
      @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 4 года назад +381

      @@0riginal_zer030 lets add one more to that hades one
      HE TRICKED MY PERSEPHONE

    • @LittleMissRequiem
      @LittleMissRequiem 4 года назад +179

      Hades King Of The Underworld And if you go by the Hades version, add extra hate points to both Hades and Persephone.
      Hades: Kidnapping me + Scamming my wifey = PREPARE TO DIE, SCUMBAG!
      Persephone: Kidnapping my hubby + Scamming me = PREPARE TO DIE, SCUMBAG!

  • @kryptonavenger2024
    @kryptonavenger2024 3 года назад +1707

    I like how when Persephone looks pissed, she actually looks more terrifying than Hades and Thanatos.

    • @CineMasterDamian
      @CineMasterDamian 2 года назад +174

      I think this might be the myth where the phrase "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" originates

    • @JimmyJohn89808
      @JimmyJohn89808 2 года назад +156

      Plus, well, she is known as Dread Persephone.

    • @fabi3790
      @fabi3790 2 года назад +75

      Badass queen of the underworld

    • @videogollumer
      @videogollumer 2 года назад +101

      He exploited her sympathy and lied to her. Plus, she was more recently offended than Hades and Thanatos; so, the outrage was fresher and thus, the retribution was served hotter.

    • @TheGoldenJay637
      @TheGoldenJay637 2 года назад +116

      *_[thinks back to the OSP video on Persephone explaining that she might be an actual eldritch deity ruling on the underworld as the Queen of the dead before Hades was even a THING and that only the main cultists actually knew her name]_* ...HAHA YEAH NO SHIT, MAN.

  • @jouneymanwizard
    @jouneymanwizard 4 года назад +6806

    Dude, you pissed of Thanatos, Hades, AND Persephone. How is this going to end well for you?

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 3 года назад +418

      Honestly, he's not the only inmate of Tartarus who got there due to shear stupidity--we also got Tantalus somehow thinking it was a good idea to feed the Gods his son, Ixion getting all touchy-touchy with Hera, Tityos trying to assault Leto outside of Apollo's temple...

    • @johnmartin4119
      @johnmartin4119 3 года назад +152

      In another interpretation he also pissed off Zeus for ratting on one o of his affairs to her River god father in exchange for divine favors

    • @jamesbalewa932
      @jamesbalewa932 3 года назад +94

      I mean, he was already going to the fields of punishment anyways, so adding more years onto his life might've been the best idea tbh.

    • @neojay7522
      @neojay7522 3 года назад +71

      @@CJCroen1393 Theseus and Pirithous planning on kidnapping Hades' wife.

    • @firemarioproductions2003
      @firemarioproductions2003 3 года назад +127

      Sisyphus found himself point blank on:
      A pissed off Persephone.
      A grumpy Thanatos
      And a Hades about 110% DONE with his nonsense.

  • @alexandriacollins7119
    @alexandriacollins7119 4 года назад +862

    I heard that Hermes, as the God of Cunning, was sent to retrieve Sisyphus, being that Hermes was 'untrickable'. And then, Hermes simply grabs him by the ankle and drags him down to the Underworld; one of Hermes' roles is that of a Psychopomp.

    • @AskMia411
      @AskMia411 3 года назад +96

      I love the mental image of this

    • @alexandriacollins7119
      @alexandriacollins7119 3 года назад +130

      @@AskMia411 This is *after* the whole 'Sisyphus holding Thanatos hostage' chapter.

    • @AskMia411
      @AskMia411 3 года назад +100

      @@alexandriacollins7119 Yes, and it would be hilarious! The idea of Hermes dragging souls to Hades by one ankle is just perfect.

    • @MagnustheDemon71
      @MagnustheDemon71 Год назад +20

      yeah thats the one i first read, but it included the fact that earlier thanatos was knocked out cold then sisyphus trapped him in the trunk, so hermes wore a helmet to prevent the same thing happening to him

    • @charliefarmer4365
      @charliefarmer4365 Год назад +8

      Yeah but he’s only meant to take really important people like royalty and heroes and those with divine blood.

  • @makomari2799
    @makomari2799 5 лет назад +1047

    Am I the only one who seriously loves the way Thanatos was drawn? He looks adorable and grumpy at the same time

    • @th3gov3rnm3nt
      @th3gov3rnm3nt 4 года назад +47

      He looks hot tbh

    • @lolanola1783
      @lolanola1783 3 года назад +17

      Y E S thank you

    • @VivaLaDnDLogs
      @VivaLaDnDLogs 3 года назад +25

      And the shade of tourquoise for his light works so well!

    • @lilysprague9285
      @lilysprague9285 3 года назад +26

      Nico Di Angelo with wings, anybody?

    • @Ardorstorm
      @Ardorstorm 3 года назад +15

      yes he is so cute

  • @hirahiro2331
    @hirahiro2331 5 лет назад +519

    2:55
    Persephone: I'm all for love and forgiveness, but I've been here long enough to know how to kick ass.

    • @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010
      @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 4 года назад +42

      When you piss her off my wife is scarier than me.

    • @fantasyshadows3207
      @fantasyshadows3207 4 года назад +46

      I just love how Hades is the most chill out of the three sense hurting his friend and wife were the one things you can do to make him mad

    • @VivaLaDnDLogs
      @VivaLaDnDLogs 3 года назад +7

      Gotta love how the scariest God in that shot isn't the Lord of the Underworld or even Death, it's the flower God.
      Hell hath no wrath....

    • @chloerogers8841
      @chloerogers8841 3 года назад +2

      @@fantasyshadows3207 he just looks mildly inconvenienced

    • @AskMia411
      @AskMia411 3 года назад +4

      @@VivaLaDnDLogs She is called DREAD PERSEPHONE for a reason 😁

  • @emmawollam4464
    @emmawollam4464 3 года назад +3587

    Oh geez, who’s gonna break it to Zagreus that the nice man with the boulder actually shoved his boyfriend Thanatos in a trunk to avoid dying for murder crimes??

    • @precioustories03
      @precioustories03 3 года назад +720

      And made a fool out of Persephone, Zag’s mother?

    • @lenoracalamint3114
      @lenoracalamint3114 3 года назад +669

      Ares is the most likely candidate, during a family gathering where he congratulates Zag and Than getting together and then proceeds to recount this tale.

    • @lunerblade13
      @lunerblade13 3 года назад +316

      Doesn’t he already tell zagreus all of this in hades. He tells zagreus of his past and the circumstances that lead him here.

    • @ForrestFox626
      @ForrestFox626 3 года назад +130

      There is the Hades comment I was looking for!

    • @greenredblue
      @greenredblue 3 года назад +215

      I dunno, I think Zagreus might've thought it was funny. Especially if Than was being especially stuffy.

  • @elgordo2162
    @elgordo2162 5 лет назад +1094

    "Well I'll tell you where he's not, anywhere we've looked so far"
    Hades: -_- thank you Ares

    • @willieoelkers5568
      @willieoelkers5568 4 года назад +48

      It's hard being the older and wiser one in the family.

    • @samrevlej9331
      @samrevlej9331 4 года назад +73

      Hades: I *try* to support my family, but CHAOS DAMN IT, man, sometimes I feel like I'm the only rational one around here.

    • @LuckyTheReviewer
      @LuckyTheReviewer 4 года назад +8

      @HahaItsPatrick I mean...she was foolish enough to give Asceliples the Gorgon Blood and look what happened with that.

    • @zealousdoggo
      @zealousdoggo 4 года назад +24

      @HahaItsPatrick Athena is probably the most sane Olympian but that said there was the Iliad where she basically said she would give Paris the entire world for a golden apple while Hades basically never messes with the mortal realm unless he's got some important buisness

    • @kamishin7135
      @kamishin7135 4 года назад +21

      @@samrevlej9331 Hades: "and then there are the humans who see me as the devil! I literally was the one who told the devil messing with Jesus would be a dumb Idea. Heck I let Jesus take some of the souls to heaven!"

  • @Seadragon77
    @Seadragon77 5 лет назад +6239

    I can only imagine how that scene where the three gods stared down Sisyphus after his death...
    Hades: "As your punishment for trapping my good friend over there..." *Points to Thanatos* "...You will have to push this very heavy boulder up this hill"
    Sisyphus: "That's it? This should be easy"
    *Sisyphus pushes the boulder halfway when Persephone chimes in*
    Persehpone: "Um, honey... you did tell him that the boulder will just roll back down after reaching the top, right?"
    Hades: "Nope. I want him to figure it out the hard way. Plus it's no fun if I tell him that."
    Thanatos: "My idea was better though"
    Hades: "For the last time, Thanatos... we do not make mortals into chew toys for Spot!"

    • @valterfara5027
      @valterfara5027 5 лет назад +615

      I believe the rock punishment was Hades' idea. Since Thanatos could have given him something like Prometheus, and Persephone; you can only imagine. Lesson, if you piss off someone in the Underworld, better hope it was Hades.

    • @sflaningam7680
      @sflaningam7680 5 лет назад +60

      Sometimes they actually do!

    • @virginiarailfannoah5415
      @virginiarailfannoah5415 5 лет назад +111

      "and Persephone; you can only imagine."
      What Greek Myth exists where Persephone gives a punishment,@@valterfara5027?

    • @valterfara5027
      @valterfara5027 5 лет назад +228

      @@virginiarailfannoah5415 Being the Goddess of Spring, and her name means "Destroy" and "Murder", quite makes you think she could be kind of cruel, considering the droughts.

    • @AznOmega
      @AznOmega 5 лет назад +188

      In some cases, she CHOSE to stay/rule there. So she would be the worst person to piss off.
      Me personally, I believe the version that Persephone chose to rule in the underworld as well.

  • @jotarokujo6979
    @jotarokujo6979 4 года назад +3603

    Thanatos: Why does everyone hate me? I'm just doing the job I was assigned!
    Ares: First time?

    • @fist-of-doom487
      @fist-of-doom487 3 года назад +132

      To be fair Ares is a big, scary idiot. His sister got all the brains and whenever Ares gets involved things get rough and a tiny bit funny.

    • @bloodraven6250
      @bloodraven6250 3 года назад +175

      @@fist-of-doom487 also, while thanatos is good at his job(making sure things dont get fucky, making sure everything mortal dies when their supposed to, yadda yadda yadda), Ares is SHIT at his job of being the god of war. He lost to mortals TWICE! And I'm pretty sure they didn't have any special bullshit

    • @fist-of-doom487
      @fist-of-doom487 3 года назад +14

      @@bloodraven6250 I’ve never heard of that one

    • @bloodraven6250
      @bloodraven6250 3 года назад +25

      @@fist-of-doom487 well it happened. AND, both times he retreated. He didnt say "I yield" ot anything like that, he RAN.

    • @crazyscotsman9327
      @crazyscotsman9327 3 года назад +100

      @@bloodraven6250 I mean remember who wrote those stories or recorded them Athenians. The City State named for his rival... I honestly am like 90% sure that shit was modified by them to make him look worse then he was. After all the Homeric Hymns paint a better picture of him, as does the stories of the God Mars the Roman version of him. Remember there is always a bias in any bit of writing that came down.

  • @shadowking1380
    @shadowking1380 4 года назад +908

    Hades: “long shot, but how about we just kill him?” Leave it to the older brother and king of the underworld to be the most reasonable 😂

    • @joeysopinion4463
      @joeysopinion4463 3 года назад +36

      That’s why he’s my favorite

    • @Technotoadnotafrog
      @Technotoadnotafrog 2 года назад +45

      *"Murder, the solution is murder"*

    • @TS17ADS
      @TS17ADS 2 года назад +27

      @@Technotoadnotafrog well I mean he actually choose the least painful option considering thanatos is the embodiment of painless death

    • @wasifabul2545
      @wasifabul2545 Год назад +3

      @@Technotoadnotafrog red in the Medea video

    • @patrickstewart3446
      @patrickstewart3446 9 месяцев назад +7

      The problem is that, thought he’s the God of the Dead, he’s a rank amateur at killing people. He probably should’ve let Zeus make the arrangements and let Artemis do it…
      Zeus: See that guy down there? Kill him for daddy.
      Artemis: What’s the charge.
      Zeus: … hunting out of season and not sacrificing a portion to us.
      Artemis: Bastard!

  • @AzazelTheMisanthrope
    @AzazelTheMisanthrope 7 лет назад +430

    I really love her depiction's of Thanatos, Hades, and Persephone.

  • @punprincess3214
    @punprincess3214 3 года назад +2630

    I can just imagine Hades, Persephone and Thanatos discussing Sisyphus's punishment, Hades then says something like. "He made my wife look foolish so now he will look foolish." And Persephone is so touched, she snuggles up to Hades then Thanatos turns to the camera office style looking annoyed being the third wheel to the two lovebirds.

    • @joeysopinion4463
      @joeysopinion4463 3 года назад +180

      Thanatos-I’m glad to be out of that box

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 2 года назад +120

      Then they all get scary glowing eyes of doom when someone makes a suggestion.

    • @leonardorolingstella8554
      @leonardorolingstella8554 2 года назад +82

      if someone makes the greek mythos a comedy inspired by osp im watching it

    • @chrisaftontvt4318
      @chrisaftontvt4318 2 года назад +113

      Can I also add this very quick script?
      Thank you
      Hades: So, what do we do about this piece of crap? *points at Sisyphus *
      Persephone: I say Cerberus gets him. It's been a long time since his last toys were destroyed
      Thanatos: *gets up from his seat and looks at the other gods * Ladies, gentlemen, please. Let me handle his punishment.
      Ares: Why would we let you devise his torture?
      Thanatos: Because 1) I already have devised a horribly wonderful punishment and 2) I have a personal issue with him
      Hades: Floor's all yours, man.

    • @GameyMcGames
      @GameyMcGames 2 года назад +52

      Third wheel to the two lovebirds... Again... Is there a god of third wheeling?

  • @arsonopossum1120
    @arsonopossum1120 4 года назад +817

    Can we appreciate Ares for a second? I mean he's such a dumb Chad that ya got to love him. Also the way looks at Thanatos in 2:25 is just so funny to me. it's like he's wondering why death is so short

    • @thanatos5729
      @thanatos5729 4 года назад +65

      To be honest he is pretty buff and around 2,2 meters tall.

    • @arsonopossum1120
      @arsonopossum1120 4 года назад +25

      @@thanatos5729 i believe ya. oh and how was your time spent in the box?

    • @thanatos5729
      @thanatos5729 4 года назад +55

      @@arsonopossum1120 boring. And uncomfortable. And I missed Cerberus... I like playing with Cerberus. That's why I wanted Sisyphus to be Cerberus' toy.

    • @arsonopossum1120
      @arsonopossum1120 4 года назад +28

      @@thanatos5729 that's gosh darn adorable. To be honest it would be really fun to see Cerberus tossing Sisyphus around like a ragdoll

    • @thanatos5729
      @thanatos5729 4 года назад +19

      @@arsonopossum1120 it would be more fun to watch Sisyphus getting chased by Cerberus.

  • @AAZ-yu5ss
    @AAZ-yu5ss Год назад +438

    One must imagine Sisyphus didn’t regret a second of it, and maniacally laughed.

    • @LK-1D3
      @LK-1D3 Год назад +53

      And so ends the life of King Sisyphus. An existence defined by futile struggle, doomed from the very start.

    • @robloxplayer0003
      @robloxplayer0003 11 месяцев назад +32

      ​@@LK-1D3And he did not regret a SECOND of it.

    • @Alphaterm1457
      @Alphaterm1457 11 месяцев назад +16

      @@robloxplayer0003HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @TheBodyEuphoric
      @TheBodyEuphoric 11 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@Alphaterm1457AHAHAHAHA- *BOOM*

    • @aestronom1920
      @aestronom1920 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@TheBodyEuphoric
      P-2: THE WAIT OF THE WORLD
      TIME: 8.43 A
      KILLS: 68 S P
      STYLE: idk lol S

  • @wardogs667
    @wardogs667 7 лет назад +1971

    The way you draw Hades and Persephone are so adorable. I smile every time I see them. And thanks for being someone else that understands how Hades actually was. I know you don't hate Percy Jackson but I only ever watched the first movie and was horrified what they did to the both of them.

    • @davidburton8046
      @davidburton8046 7 лет назад +275

      wardogs667 the book series was much better in this regard.

    • @wardogs667
      @wardogs667 7 лет назад +48

      David Burton good to know that at least. Thanks.

    • @hayleybartek8643
      @hayleybartek8643 7 лет назад +365

      Most of us were horrified. Of the Big Three, Hades was probably the least dickish of all of them, yet he keeps getting portrayed as a Devil.

    • @jimothyhasleftthechat2667
      @jimothyhasleftthechat2667 7 лет назад +154

      wardogs667 The movies are absolutely TERRIBLE btw. Books are nice.

    • @MochYee
      @MochYee 7 лет назад +149

      Yeh. Also, I agree with GolemGirl312 on the fact that the movies are TERRIBLE. The book are good. (Also, if you read the special edition of Percy Jackson's Greek Gods, you'll find that Percy doesn't portray Hades as a terrible god)

  • @derptomistic
    @derptomistic 6 лет назад +1660

    Congratulations,
    You managed to even piss of Persephone...
    Achievement Get?
    Right, time for eternal suffering ;)

    • @joemcnulty6814
      @joemcnulty6814 5 лет назад +23

      Let this be a lesson, never piss off a woman, they quite scary.

    • @pengun8683
      @pengun8683 5 лет назад +111

      Persephone means “Bringer of Death” because in one version of the Hades and Persephone get hitched myth, Persephone wanders into the Underworld because Hades opened a door to go talk to her and gets distracted. She enters, is finally free of her overprotective mother, and refuses to leave. Demeter misinterprets this, thinking that Hades kidnapped her and killing loads of people in rage. Zeus finds it too hilarious to interfere. Hades panics and is desperate to persuade Persephone to go calm down her mom. Persephone eats some pomegranate as a “but I dont WANNA go talk to my mom” and Hades brings the problem to Zeus. Finally it’s settled that Persephone spends half the year with her overprotective mother and half of it with her husband that just wanted to woo a girl and had to renovate his kingdom because of her mom.
      What was the point of telling this story?
      OH YEAH. Persephone is “Bringer of Death”

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 5 лет назад +51

      SirMan McDude
      It should be “you managed to piss off Hades”, he’s pretty chill in those myths considering his siblings are Zeus and Poseidon... And Hera.

    • @Alaryk111
      @Alaryk111 5 лет назад +27

      @@hyperion3145 As well as his mother-in-law Demeter and let's not forget the oldest of the siblings Hestia.

    • @jadefields9020
      @jadefields9020 5 лет назад +10

      @@Alaryk111 it is the 3 queen trio hera the heavenly queen amphrite the ocean queen and persephone yhe death queen

  • @StarrTheWitch
    @StarrTheWitch 7 лет назад +763

    2:51
    That moment when Sisyphus realized
    HE F***ED UP

    • @d4n737
      @d4n737 7 лет назад +4

      Well...Yep!

    • @wisewillow7530
      @wisewillow7530 7 лет назад +35

      The part were it just shows Sisyphus standing next to the box that Thanatos is in and the box just has th word " loo0m" over it funny as shit. Also she forgot to mention that Thanatos is supposed to be super hot and he gets confused alot of time for Eros. Like People actual were like " are you death or are you love? Cause your as hot even hotter than Eros"

    • @110tacles
      @110tacles 7 лет назад +16

      Sammi Sydney persephone looks like the most pissed off one

    • @thepuppeteer959
      @thepuppeteer959 7 лет назад

      LOL true :)

    • @JP-rf8rr
      @JP-rf8rr 7 лет назад +11

      "Alright, I can see you are less than pleased, but ya gotta admit it was a good run. I mean I don't think anyone has defied death as well as I have, you got to give me props for that."

  • @black97_0
    @black97_0 3 года назад +4084

    Hades: "okay so I have my lovely wife Persephone, and my trio of dog Cerberus am I missing anyone?"
    Thanatos: "yeah, what am I to you?"
    Hades: "I'm not quite sure actually."
    Thanatos: "well can I call you dad?"
    Hades: "you want me to be your honorary father, even do you're older?"
    Thanatos: "... Yes."
    Hades: **snif** "I love you son."

    • @ellomypeeps9126
      @ellomypeeps9126 2 года назад +164

      Best Comment

    • @Kitsune-gx7km
      @Kitsune-gx7km 2 года назад +311

      10/10 Hades would totally act like that

    • @harrogeorge7878
      @harrogeorge7878 2 года назад +82

      Yes please

    • @alexandraguardian9840
      @alexandraguardian9840 2 года назад +193

      In "Hades", Thanatos can become his son-in-law 😂

    • @valenciajoshua881
      @valenciajoshua881 2 года назад +94

      @@alexandraguardian9840 Isn't Thanatos Hades' actual son-in-law on account of his partner being Makaria, daughter of Hades...?

  • @whatgsaid
    @whatgsaid 3 года назад +541

    Meanwhile, if Zagreus realized the whole part of this story in Hades-
    Sisyphus: “I tricked your dad.”
    Zagreus: “HA. Nice.”
    Sisyphus: “I hoodwinked your boyfriend and trapped him in a trunk for a month.”
    Zagreus: “Seriously? That’s really something, mate! I’m never letting him live that down.”
    Sisyphus: “I manipulated your mom’s kindness and lied to her.”
    Zagreus: *You will wish for the Furies to return when I’m through with you*

    • @lolbots686
      @lolbots686 Год назад +64

      Hades,scrying:...uh. hm.
      Thanatos:...is he allowed to do that?
      Hades:...im going to give a pass this time. For sisyphus,he certainly deserves it.
      Thanatos:...ill go find him when he calms down.

    • @francesleones4973
      @francesleones4973 Год назад +36

      Zagreus is a Mama's Boy, and woe betide to anyone who messes with his Mama 😬

    • @lolbots686
      @lolbots686 Год назад +22

      @@francesleones4973
      Later
      Than:...zag?
      Zagreus,lowkey looks so utterly angry that ares himself would ask him to chill:*what*
      Than:...uh...lord hades is wondering when your gonna be...done...
      Zagreus:*continues*
      Than:...i uhm...im gonna...go...
      Later.
      Achiles:any luck?
      Than:nope. ...i believe Sisyphus just unlocked a rage that is somehow more terrifying then the olympians combined. ...and its somewhat concerning zagreus has something like that.
      Achiles:i uh...ill go talk to the lad...oh wait here he comes.
      Zagreus exiting.
      Zagreus:...so. uh. That...happened.
      Than:...are you ok zagreus?
      Zag:i...yeah. ...uh...ill apologize to him...next time. You ok?
      Than:yes. Carry on zagreus.
      Hades:...
      Zagreus:...ill be in my room.
      Later
      Zagreus:and thats what happened with Sisyphus months ago. ...in all honesty,did not see that coming.
      Melinoe:i...see. very... interesting story,brother...

  • @francescolombardi3438
    @francescolombardi3438 4 года назад +447

    Thanatos: Oh I call first pickings with this dead meat!
    Persephone: HOW DARE YOU LIE TO ME!!!!
    Hades: Yeah...you're screwed

    • @fantasyshadows3207
      @fantasyshadows3207 4 года назад +38

      Hades is the funniest mood of all

    • @thanatos5729
      @thanatos5729 4 года назад +39

      That was funny. He died from old age and I was like : "Hello there." Scared the shit ot of him.

    • @rachaelevans8351
      @rachaelevans8351 3 года назад +4

      @@thanatos5729 what did Hades have to do to calm Persephone?

    • @Darkmythsolider
      @Darkmythsolider 3 года назад +7

      @@rachaelevans8351 husband things

    • @isdrakon9802
      @isdrakon9802 3 года назад +31

      Now all I can imagine is hades shaking his head with a look somewhere between pissed and amused as he glances between his furious wife, grumpy coworker/friend, and the idiot who pissed off all three

  • @rosedougherty7565
    @rosedougherty7565 7 лет назад +1470

    2:56 "And Hades is exactly 110% done with his nonsense"
    You know you're screwed when the Lord of the Underworld has it in for you xD

    • @StarrTheWitch
      @StarrTheWitch 7 лет назад +22

      Rose Dougherty if Thanatos had to be there for him to die at all like old age then i guess he would have been immortal and been off the hook
      But guess that just isn't how it works

    • @rosedougherty7565
      @rosedougherty7565 7 лет назад +74

      Well, yes, but I was referring to how it is ultimately Hades who has the final say in where souls end up going. You piss him off, and there's no helping you once you die. While getting on Persephone or Thanatos's bad side is also not good for you, as gods are dangerous and tend to punish offenders unproportionally to the offense, they only have some sway in where your soul goes.

    • @prestonianone4802
      @prestonianone4802 7 лет назад +84

      Especially when his wife is also pissed off at you as well...

    • @thornangel16
      @thornangel16 7 лет назад +35

      Getting old makes it harder to keep running away from death when your entire body is worn down and saggy with age, so it makes sense to me why Thanatos would wait until he is physically unable to do anything to stop him. Though I would argue that it would've made even more sense if Thanatos just took Sisyphus in his sleep to start with.

    • @lilyheart8248
      @lilyheart8248 7 лет назад +12

      Rose Dougherty the worst thing is, after you die, he's your king forever... (Unless your choosing rebirth, but you still die eventually so yeah and you have to be good meaning not pissing off any gods/goddesses) your basically toast if you piss of any gods or goddesses... Soooooo yeah... Good luck (expect for this one guy that ares hates.... Let me explain, there's this dude that's a ruler somewhere and destroys one of ares dragons or something like that, and doesn't even get a punishment because Athena was on this guys side... Mostly because he had to found this great city in Greek.. And what was the last straw for ares was his and Aphrodite's daughter gave up immortality for this guy and got married, ares stayed away mostly for his daughter and one day for some reason when ares saw this guy alone, he turned him into a snake and when his daughter found out she was pissed and ares turned her into a snake as well, after they died Zeus took pity on them and let them to to [i forgot the name for the place you go to if your good] and they lived [well... Died] happily...

  • @bradymcglamory1263
    @bradymcglamory1263 2 года назад +134

    Thanatos is a pure example of the trope ‘Dark is not Evil’. He’s just a goth grimm reaper deity doing his job, and is actually quite chill; unless someone pisses him off like Sisyphus did.

    • @startheangel9760
      @startheangel9760 Год назад +12

      Persephone is be aware of the nice ones trope, sweet and compassionate but when someone pisses her off enough she's terrifying

    • @Code_Lune
      @Code_Lune Год назад +11

      I’d also be pissed if someone stuffed me into a box for a month, so screw you Sisyphus.

  • @flooff1411
    @flooff1411 4 года назад +792

    I have a head cannon that ares had a break down and went to Athena and was like
    "There there big sister is here
    Don't worry everyone would die eventually"

    • @gingersummer4005
      @gingersummer4005 4 года назад +73

      That is now MY head cannon

    • @user-ut5nx6hm9d
      @user-ut5nx6hm9d 4 года назад +145

      "T-they won't play by the rules sis"!

    • @dragonheart1236
      @dragonheart1236 4 года назад +128

      @@user-ut5nx6hm9d "i keep stabbin and stabbin, but they just won't die! It's not fair!

    • @abyssmal
      @abyssmal 4 года назад +87

      ' I know Ares, I know. Shhh don't worry they will soon. '

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 3 года назад +16

      "They don't call their hits!"

  • @Boogiipop
    @Boogiipop 7 лет назад +552

    I love how when Hades calls up Thanatos, he's petting his three-headed hell hound

    • @starshinegroup3047
      @starshinegroup3047 7 лет назад +14

      Bella Gomez how come I didn't realize this before?!

    • @grey3247
      @grey3247 7 лет назад +51

      Yea that's almost as adorable as Cerberus ( wich might roughly translate as Spot)

    • @tntguardian6455
      @tntguardian6455 6 лет назад +5

      Heh heh. Good Cerberus.

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 5 лет назад +3

      @@grey3247 or fluffy

    • @joeysopinion4463
      @joeysopinion4463 3 года назад +1

      He really is a good pet dad

  • @PerverseMilk
    @PerverseMilk 5 лет назад +680

    The Stephen fry version of this myth has sisyphus trick thanatos into putting the chains on in the classic "i don't believe the thing works like you say it does" bugs bunny maneuver.
    Thanatos, quite insulted that a mortal would dare to challenge the genius of inescapable chains, promptly goes full elmer fudd, puts on chains, proclaims "SEE THEY DO WORK YOU PATHETIC MORTAL" to which sisyphus replies "jolly good sir, now take them off" after which the dim light bulb in thanatos' head finally clicks "....oh"

    • @rodlurks66
      @rodlurks66 5 лет назад +51

      Where do you think Bugs got the strat from?

    • @Moonstar79
      @Moonstar79 4 года назад +59

      Ah, I like the original version better. Makes Thanatos look less stupid.

    • @tanyanikolaevagizdova6571
      @tanyanikolaevagizdova6571 4 года назад +40

      In one version Sisyphus gets Thanatos hella drunk.

    • @memeosaurusrex3382
      @memeosaurusrex3382 4 года назад +5

      Tanya Nikolaeva Gizdova I like that version

    • @zealousdoggo
      @zealousdoggo 4 года назад +11

      @@tanyanikolaevagizdova6571 that explains a lot about the aforementioned story

  • @scottpeg194
    @scottpeg194 3 года назад +336

    Doctor: "So, what's the problem?"
    Soldier: "Well, the sword sticking out of my gut is starting to hurt."

    • @foldabotZ
      @foldabotZ Год назад +10

      I at first read this as an interaction between Team Fortress 2’s Medic and m, well, Soldier.

    • @noahmeyer9756
      @noahmeyer9756 Год назад +10

      ​@foldabotZ Reminds me of a bit from Futurama. So:
      Doctor: That's normal. Next paitent!

  • @crashandersen602
    @crashandersen602 6 лет назад +6714

    Thanatos: "I was caught by Sisyphus."
    Zeus: "Oh, dude. I've been there, it's rough. STD's will just sneak up on you when you bang everything."
    Thanatos: "...I didn't CATCH SYPHILIS...I was CAUGHT by SISYPHUS..."
    Update: Holy crap, thanks for all the likes!

    • @Cottonmouth255
      @Cottonmouth255 5 лет назад +241

      How the hell are there no likes on this comment. I legit had to bite my lip to stop myself laughing.

    • @crashandersen602
      @crashandersen602 5 лет назад +40

      @@Cottonmouth255 Thanks! :)

    • @adeyemi120
      @adeyemi120 5 лет назад +79

      best joke I have seen all day

    • @danicajekic1595
      @danicajekic1595 5 лет назад +57

      AHAHA I ALMOST SPIT OUT MY DRINK

    • @PhoenixAngel429
      @PhoenixAngel429 5 лет назад +22

      Best comment on RUclips

  • @madmyth3985
    @madmyth3985 7 лет назад +531

    I'm kinda surprised Red didn't bring up the fact that Thanatos was actually very chill and nice by death god standards.

    • @skellyaceart
      @skellyaceart 6 лет назад +59

      A new trait has been discovered: Chill person!

    • @Stricken-Zero
      @Stricken-Zero 6 лет назад +59

      But one things pisses him off:
      CHEATERS OF FATE and people that just won't die- (*cough* Harry Pottah *cough*)

    • @awkwardleaf2277
      @awkwardleaf2277 6 лет назад +68

      I love the idea of Hades and Thanatos being adorable. And when Thanatos going “NO” when Hades asks him again to get Sisyphus, then later Hades hugs Thanatos to help him..... ADORABLE

    • @Stricken-Zero
      @Stricken-Zero 6 лет назад +10

      @@awkwardleaf2277 Imagine Thanatos as a moluccan cockatoo....... he would puff up

    • @martinp1467
      @martinp1467 6 лет назад +25

      ... he’s perfectly balanced, as all things should be

  • @spencerkoelle184
    @spencerkoelle184 5 лет назад +557

    "well DUDH you guys" "well we can't ALL have cities with fully developed legal systems" I love the little blink-and-you'll-miss-it things you squeeze in

    • @user-ut5nx6hm9d
      @user-ut5nx6hm9d 4 года назад +44

      My favorite for this video was "Getting stabbed means your OUT"!

    • @NXTangl
      @NXTangl 3 года назад +13

      The extra irony here is that Aphrodite later _does_ get a city with its own fully developed legal system.

    • @a.d.t.mapping
      @a.d.t.mapping 3 года назад +3

      @@NXTangl Roma invicta!

    • @alexandraguardian9840
      @alexandraguardian9840 2 года назад

      I love that Athena cameo 😂

  • @aabattery2095
    @aabattery2095 4 года назад +282

    2:55, angry Persephone is probably the most terrifying of the done trio

    • @voydcat8089
      @voydcat8089 3 года назад +7

      [lifting 9mm] Always has been

    • @AskMia411
      @AskMia411 3 года назад +25

      There's a reason her most common epithet is "DREAD" Persephone.

    • @CSLucasEpic
      @CSLucasEpic 3 года назад +22

      When the usual cheeerful and positive person gets angry, it is a good idea to run away.

    • @joeysopinion4463
      @joeysopinion4463 3 года назад +15

      @@CSLucasEpic exactly, doesn’t help that he(Sisyphus) most likely pissed off hades when he found out that Sisyphus took advantage of his Queen

  • @AegixDrakan
    @AegixDrakan 5 лет назад +965

    2:52 How I imagine that showdown happening.
    Sisyphus: Uhh....Hi guys? It's been a while, like, about 40 years? Oh hey, how's it going Thanatos ol' buddy!
    Thanatos: **looms**
    Persephone: **Perfectly still, glare of death, about 2 seconds away from committing murder on a dead guy**
    Hades: You were given three days to put your affairs in order. You are exactly 8432 days late. I am not impressed.
    Sisyphus: Well, my unfinished business took SO much longer than I expec-
    Persephone: You lied *to me*
    Hades: Persy...
    Persephone: *You. are. going. to. die*
    Thanatos: **looming intensifies**
    Hades: ...He's...He's already dead, dear.
    Persephone: *I don't care, I'll kill him again*
    Thanatos: **Looming intensifies even more**
    Hades: ....I have a better idea. **whisper whisper**
    Persephone: **evil grin and chuckle** Yes, that'll do quite nicely.
    Sisyphus: ...I should have worn my brown pants.

    • @gingersummer4005
      @gingersummer4005 4 года назад +62

      This is amazing literature

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 4 года назад +84

      Excellent reference with the pants good sir, but may I suggest "brown robes"?

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 4 года назад +85

      Nitpick: 8,432 days is a bit over twenty-three years and one month. Forty years is about 14,610 days (or 14,607 days late).

    • @AegixDrakan
      @AegixDrakan 4 года назад +80

      @@timothymclean I am torn between amusement, nodding while saying "yup, that's an oopsie" and growling while saying "NO MATH ALLOWED!" XD

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 4 года назад +35

      @@AegixDrakan Fair enough. Nitpicks often have that response.

  • @ceruleanwalker1069
    @ceruleanwalker1069 3 года назад +354

    I love how you always Characterise Hades as a chill cinnamon roll. The dude has infinite patience.

    • @jaciansolorzano9930
      @jaciansolorzano9930 2 года назад +7

      Yes

    • @zockingtroller7788
      @zockingtroller7788 2 года назад +32

      He kind of has to, as one of the only sane people in his family

    • @Sirhc_B8207
      @Sirhc_B8207 2 года назад +17

      @@zockingtroller7788 Hestia also seems sane, just under represented

    • @zockingtroller7788
      @zockingtroller7788 2 года назад +7

      @@Sirhc_B8207 she is one of the few others

    • @thedragonwarrior5861
      @thedragonwarrior5861 2 года назад +13

      Just remember, if he ever reaches the limit
      *YKU KNOW IT'S BAD*

  • @ValStartaker
    @ValStartaker 6 лет назад +1167

    I need a full version of that Don't Fear the Reaper cover

    • @summerswarm6277
      @summerswarm6277 6 лет назад +14

      Yeah me too

    • @MasterOfXy
      @MasterOfXy 6 лет назад +52

      But I didn't even hear any cowbell!

    • @ayethe4603
      @ayethe4603 6 лет назад +2

      @@summerswarm6277 same

    • @60sSam
      @60sSam 5 лет назад +93

      "Red Sings" needs to be a new show on this channel.

    • @connordillivan452
      @connordillivan452 5 лет назад +47

      I had no idea the songs at the end were covers she was doing until a dozen videos into watching. Incredibly impressed with the humor and intelligence of this channel, as well as the artistic element in the drawing and singing. And guitar, I think. Basically yeah, full length cover would be awesome.

  • @silversmilegirl
    @silversmilegirl 4 года назад +190

    I've been playing Hades recently, and I was curious about what happened between Thanatos and Sisyphus since Thanatos still seemed to hold a grudge. This explains a lot.

  • @onyx7332
    @onyx7332 5 лет назад +1858

    Hades is just the best.
    He’s a good guy who loves his friends, wife, and dog more than anything
    JUST LOOK AT HIS FACE IN 2:08

    • @franziska9260
      @franziska9260 4 года назад +136

      He's going, "Where is my son wHERE is my son WHERE IS MY SON"

    • @NicholasJScott
      @NicholasJScott 4 года назад +128

      @@franziska9260 funny fact Thanatos is a primordial deity. So technically he is older then Hades which I find funny that even tho Thanatos is more powerful than Hades. he is the lacky

    • @shadowclaw7210
      @shadowclaw7210 4 года назад +11

      kayla swanson And his nephew.

    • @NicholasJScott
      @NicholasJScott 4 года назад +15

      @Siper ahh thank you foe the clarity. Grerk myths are a confusing thing since most were toldm orally before someone went "WE should write these downs!"

    • @claragrodeau499
      @claragrodeau499 4 года назад +23

      King Thot Slayer eh no. Thanatos literally hates everyone in the entire pantheon because every single god is immortal, so he has no power over them. And also: Thanatos is Hades son in law since he is married to his daughter Makaria

  • @caseygray2328
    @caseygray2328 7 лет назад +909

    i love the Ares lines in this he just reminds me of my old soccer coach, smarmy and a serious follower of the rules
    Also i really enjoy Red's singing at the end of some of these videos, its nice

    • @Nova-jw6ju
      @Nova-jw6ju 6 лет назад +1

      casey gray some of the videos?

    • @mikeyhasaheart6122
      @mikeyhasaheart6122 6 лет назад +1

      @@Nova-jw6ju in the older ones she doesn't sing

    • @theodoric7335
      @theodoric7335 6 лет назад +8

      and just like all soccer coaches, Ares doesnt exist. But there is something similar to a soccer coach, its called a football coach and it actually exists

    • @peytonalexander5300
      @peytonalexander5300 5 лет назад +3

      @@theodoric7335 People can have different names for things.

    • @theodoric7335
      @theodoric7335 5 лет назад +1

      @@peytonalexander5300 no you cant yoink a name and then act like its called something completely different, you cant freestyle with names. People cant call things by different names especially already established names. You don't even use your feet in American football!!

  • @iwakeupandboomimarat
    @iwakeupandboomimarat 5 лет назад +841

    hades after thanatos disappears: HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON

    • @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010
      @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 4 года назад +50

      He is like family isnt he maybe i should invite him to the Olympian parties sometimes

    • @anonymousoff-brand7538
      @anonymousoff-brand7538 4 года назад +31

      wait, i thought thanatos was his great-great-uncle?

    • @fantasyshadows3207
      @fantasyshadows3207 4 года назад +86

      HES ABOUT THIS TALL, MAYBE ARO BUT I NEVER ASKED HIM ABOUT IT

    • @shinesoul7472
      @shinesoul7472 4 года назад +34

      -Nyx clears her non existent throat- ah hm

    • @khylerbane4523
      @khylerbane4523 4 года назад +28

      your thinking of Zagreus...Thanatos is his great great uncle

  • @justaregularhumanbeing6871
    @justaregularhumanbeing6871 3 года назад +217

    2:27 No one has mentioned Ares looking at grumpy Thanatos in the background like: "Dude, are you ok?". I like to think it's because he went trough a similar experience in another myth (the one with the giants, can't recall their names). Not sure whether it's actually a reference to that or just me seeing things, but either way this is my head canon from now on.

    • @thedorklord1029
      @thedorklord1029 3 года назад +26

      The Aloedae. I don't know if I spelled that right, but that is the word that refers to the giants that kidnapped Ares.
      Also Ares probably totally understands Thanatos's situation.

    • @4wheal
      @4wheal 2 года назад +16

      @@thedorklord1029 Also because both are gods who get bad rep simple because of what they do for a living.

    • @thedorklord1029
      @thedorklord1029 2 года назад +5

      @@4wheal Yeah! Hadn't thought of that.

    • @thedorklord1029
      @thedorklord1029 2 года назад +5

      @@4wheal Yeah! Hadn't thought of that.

    • @horrorjakei8895
      @horrorjakei8895 2 года назад +6

      that can be seen in 2 way I think. idk which mythology is first but if the areas captured is first then ares would rekate to thanatos. if thanatos captured is first then thanatos would relate to ares during ares's abduction. either way I like to think they become friend because of that

  • @dan_tr4pd00r
    @dan_tr4pd00r 7 лет назад +928

    That ending song could use a bit more---
    Wait no, actually it's perfect.

    • @yellowisabadname
      @yellowisabadname 7 лет назад +2

      WHATS THE NAME OF IT (( TO LAZY TO TURN OFF CAPS))

    • @tristenpettyjohn
      @tristenpettyjohn 7 лет назад +26

      Kookie Monster Its "Don't Fear the Reaper".

    • @andrewzhao444
      @andrewzhao444 7 лет назад +43

      I'VE GOT A FEVER AND THE ONLY CURE IS MORE VIDEOS

    • @michaelreed7881
      @michaelreed7881 7 лет назад +40

      It could use more length. Seriously. She has such a beautiful singing voice.

    • @spofet
      @spofet 7 лет назад +13

      A bit of cowbell would be nice

  • @ryanwood9313
    @ryanwood9313 7 лет назад +672

    My favorite part was the pissed Persephone she looked more so than both the others I mean she was the one who was more directly tricked. And hey hell hath no fury like a woman (or in this case goddess) scorned.

    • @jayblade2000
      @jayblade2000 7 лет назад +78

      I mean it's Persephone, the godess who CHOOSE to eat pomegranites to stay in the underworld. That alone takes guts, so I wouldn't want to piss her off.

    • @siestatime4638
      @siestatime4638 7 лет назад +26

      Ryan - It's interesting you (and William Congreve) should say that; the Erinyes (Furies) were female.

    • @StarrTheWitch
      @StarrTheWitch 7 лет назад +18

      well actually Hell doth hath that fury as that woman scorned is in Hell
      well Hades but same thing really

    • @ryanwood9313
      @ryanwood9313 7 лет назад +4

      Good point

    • @tuskinekinase
      @tuskinekinase 7 лет назад +51

      Besides said woman has a loving husband who is the king of the underworld and WOULD screw up people if they dare mess with his wife (Pirithius is still snake-bound on that chair...)
      ...so that's like, at least 1.9x fury if not double

  • @Child_Friendly_Child_I_Swear
    @Child_Friendly_Child_I_Swear 7 лет назад +573

    You have to feel bad for Thanatos lmao. Poor guy is hated by basically everyone because he's Death (peaceful death, even!). And he was outsmarted by mortals twice. He's basically a laughingstock.

    • @user-unos111
      @user-unos111 6 лет назад +80

      Still he had a better time than Ares. Seriously, sometimes mortals were able to (Temporarily) outsmart gods, but he was the only one who was pshysically subdued by mortals; not to mention humiliated quite a lot.
      Apparently that's because he represented the most barbaric side of warfare, which the greeks despised, seeing themselves as peaceful and civilized. Even spartans prefered to adore Athena more than him.

    • @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
      @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec 6 лет назад +3

      But hey, he got adopted into the SMT series game so that's a plus.

    • @Stricken-Zero
      @Stricken-Zero 6 лет назад +30

      Now that's funny- seeing that the spartans prefered Athena more is funny

    • @lud3445
      @lud3445 6 лет назад +9

      Was there anyone who liked him? I mean he is represented as Mars (so maybe the romans) while Atena doesnt have her own planet. Also I might be wrong but the neoclassicism had a weird preference of him over Athena. Mostly cause he was a dude im guessing. I mean, what guy wants to evoque a chick in a man business like warfare. Am i right fellas? *sarcasm*

    • @Boss_Isaac
      @Boss_Isaac 6 лет назад +23

      +Luisa Damato
      For the most part, no. Ares was never very popular in terms of worship and had very few temples dedicated to him.
      The god was, more often than not, associated with the region of Thrace, filled with war-like tribes who (at least, allegedly) practiced human sacrifice. The region was believed to be Ares’ birthplace, and many of the native tribes claimed descent from him.

  • @alcyone5776
    @alcyone5776 2 года назад +95

    "You know, as the God of Peaceful death I shouldn't be saying this, but I almost wish that guy hadn't gotten such a peaceful death" - Thanatos

  • @elgordo2162
    @elgordo2162 5 лет назад +159

    I can imagine when Hades brings up the idea they're like "How do we kill him?"
    Hades is like (totally is a mobster way): I know a guy...
    That
    Or he just goes "You have lightning bolts dont you?" And Zeus is like "yeah?" Really confused. And Hades is trying to be not so subtle to just use those but he still doesmt get it amd they go back and forth until he gives up and says "Ugh, I'll Thanatos..."

    • @lordofuzkulak8308
      @lordofuzkulak8308 3 года назад +5

      Nah it’s probably more like the “Just shoot him” bit from Austin Powers. 😜

  • @KTChamberlain
    @KTChamberlain 7 лет назад +292

    You know what the funniest thing is? Earlier today while I was helping my mom move some of her furniture around, and because a lot of the rearrangement seemed almost pointless I asked her if she knew what Sisyphean meant, to which she didn't, so I briefly explained what it meant and where it gets its origin from, and then after helping her with that I come home and the first thing I see on RUclips is this new video on Sisyphus.

    • @VYxFrost
      @VYxFrost 7 лет назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/R8oQtQ5hZXs/видео.html

    • @theodoric7335
      @theodoric7335 6 лет назад +3

      r/iamverysmart

    • @shinooo8291
      @shinooo8291 6 лет назад +1

      Theodoric I’d say it’s more r/thathappened

    • @theodoric7335
      @theodoric7335 6 лет назад

      both i guess, the way its told implies iamverysmart but the anecdote itself is more thathappened

  • @whomstami7365
    @whomstami7365 3 года назад +57

    I gotta be honest, I absolutely love Red’s singing voice. It’s so calming and relaxing, and I’d totally listen to a folk rock album with her singing.

  • @TheImpureOne
    @TheImpureOne 4 года назад +373

    Headcanon that Ares had a mental breakdown and Athena, Psyche, and Aphrodite comforted him. He basically went into a fetal position till Thanatos was found and was depressed.

    • @midnight_rose2337
      @midnight_rose2337 4 года назад +38

      Don’t Psyche and Aphrodite like....hate each other? I mean Aphrodite put Psyche through some grueling ass “trials” while she was pregnant with the intent of killing her.

    • @edylai683
      @edylai683 4 года назад +59

      "There there buddy I am sure we'll find him"
      Ares: BUT IF WE DON'T FIND HIM WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

    • @TheImpureOne
      @TheImpureOne 4 года назад +64

      Aphrodite and Psyche have a truce where they don’t try to kill each other when being nice. They hate each other, but they won’t kill each other.

    • @midnight_rose2337
      @midnight_rose2337 3 года назад +67

      @@TheImpureOne Now I’m just imagining Eros and Ares having to sit in between them at family dinners and glancing at each other nervously the entire time.

    • @LittleMissRequiem
      @LittleMissRequiem 3 года назад +67

      Alternately, since Hades is one of only three gods canonically confirmed to actually like Ares (whereas most of Olympus hated his guts), my own headcanon is that the whole no-dying thing was only a brief annoyance, before Ares realized someone was screwing over his favorite uncle/father-figure and decided to fix it.

  • @awesomesausome1557
    @awesomesausome1557 7 лет назад +1784

    aries: YOU GOT STABBED THAT MEANS YOU'RE OUT!

    • @binifarmer4045
      @binifarmer4045 7 лет назад +109

      You mean Ares. "Aries" is a zodiac.

    • @megabyte1302
      @megabyte1302 7 лет назад +23

      It can be spelled Ares or Aries

    • @Alphapkmn
      @Alphapkmn 7 лет назад +41

      ABlu3Phoenix It CAN, but it shouldn't be. Aries is a ram.

    • @masterofmundus1304
      @masterofmundus1304 7 лет назад +19

      Alphapkmn And Zeus is whatever bird he wants to fuck some chick that day, what's your point?

    • @yukarilolz
      @yukarilolz 7 лет назад +35

      Would be less confusing to say Ares since Aries is a Roman word more so than Greek (fun fact Mars the planet that rules Aries is based off Ares :p)

  • @kevinbarber2795
    @kevinbarber2795 7 лет назад +1999

    Then he sticks wedges under the boulder and he’s finally done.

    • @CAPace09
      @CAPace09 6 лет назад +119

      Kevin Barber
      From where does he get the wedge?

    • @jimmydean4050
      @jimmydean4050 6 лет назад +381

      Kevin Barber
      He rolls a natural 1 in stealth, and Hades catches him. Two boulders.

    • @fragmentedghost5391
      @fragmentedghost5391 6 лет назад +112

      Then the wedges break and the boulder rolls down the hill

    • @Smeghead76
      @Smeghead76 6 лет назад +251

      Hades: Nice try, but you seem to have forgotten that pulling this sort of nonsense is precisely why you're doing this _in the first place_ . Now cut it out before I introduce a handicap. And I'm not being metaphorical.

    • @ZoanBlade90
      @ZoanBlade90 6 лет назад +33

      Kevin Barber I heard that he erroded part of the rock...so that it won't move when it reached the top.

  • @TeganThrussell
    @TeganThrussell 5 лет назад +104

    I decided to name my baby bird Sysiphus. He almost died from neglect of his parents, but we warmed him up and sat with him for ages, and now we think he'll survive. He also almost died a few days after hatching, so he's survived twice.
    I think the name is fitting.

  • @fntthesmth423
    @fntthesmth423 Год назад +43

    2:27 I love how Thanatos looks like he's trying to strangle Sisyphus by sight alone, and Ares is like "....dude you okay?..."

  • @DolusVulpes
    @DolusVulpes 5 лет назад +263

    Interestingly, there's some interpretations of this myth where Sisyphus actually enjoys pushing the boulder, with the reason why being along the lines of "because it gives me something to do".

    • @chelvo56
      @chelvo56 4 года назад +42

      He's probably hella jacked by now

    • @necromelodia2432
      @necromelodia2432 4 года назад +52

      Sisyphus: (does something)
      Gods: Send death to kill him
      Sisyphus: meh i can handle this
      Gods: (Drag sisyphus down to the underworld)
      Sisyphus: meh, i can handle this too i guess
      Gods: (Punish sisyphus)
      Sisyphus: meh, might as well enjoy it while I can
      Tantalus, theseus, and the other gods who really want to see him suffer: (frustrated screaming)

    • @thanatos5729
      @thanatos5729 4 года назад +13

      I wanted him as Cerberus' toy. Or as a punchingbag in the break room.

    • @yonatanbeer3475
      @yonatanbeer3475 4 года назад +22

      One must imagine Sisyphus happy

    • @General12th
      @General12th 3 года назад +5

      @@yonatanbeer3475 I approve of this reference, smith of the wieners.

  • @quincy9908
    @quincy9908 5 лет назад +138

    This dude Made Hades
    Ares
    Persephone
    And Thanatos mad
    basically all the main gods of death plus not to mention the thing with the other gods he wanted to be tortured

    • @dragonheart1236
      @dragonheart1236 3 года назад +28

      The entire underworld pantheon and the emotionally unstable god of bloody conflict

  • @matthewzard
    @matthewzard 3 года назад +113

    Hades: now whatever you do, chain him up or kill him as soon as you see him.
    Thanatos: got it
    *t-posses on his victim and gives him the soul binding chain*
    Hades:*face-palms*

    • @theultimateunoreversecard4616
      @theultimateunoreversecard4616 3 года назад +33

      Hades: You're gonna put these handcuffs on this guy.
      Thanatos: Yep!
      Hades: You're gonna bring his soul back to the underworld.
      Thanatos: I will!
      Hades: That's all you need to do, do not talk to him and let his words get to you, got it?
      Thanatos: Yep! I got this boss! :D
      _Later_
      Thanatos: *Does the exact opposite of what Hades said and T-poses above his victim until he gets noticed*
      Hades: *sighs*
      Persephone: Well, atleast he's doing his best...

    • @StonedtotheBones13
      @StonedtotheBones13 Год назад +3

      Tbh my first thought was "well Sisyphus is clever, too bad Thanatos isn't..."

    • @daviddaugherty2816
      @daviddaugherty2816 Год назад +2

      A version of the story I read has Thanatos take pity on him and _show_ him how he'd be chained up, only to be locked up. So, I guess Thanatos could be _less_ clever.

  • @plant9399
    @plant9399 3 года назад +447

    *Gods:* Punish Sisyphus by forcing him to push a boulder uphill.
    *Sisyphus:* Realizes the meaninglessness of reality, reaches inner balance and begins to enjoy life as it is.
    *Gods:* .....that's.....counterintuitive......

    • @Shadow-Grimoire
      @Shadow-Grimoire 3 года назад +53

      They could threaten Sisyphus with the idea that Hera would make a new punishment for him (since many of her punishments are very cruel and scary, that would make him continue the one he's on)

    • @CSLucasEpic
      @CSLucasEpic 3 года назад +41

      @@Shadow-Grimoire Sisyphus would counter with "Isn't Hera supposed to punish those unfaithful in marriage? I was always faithful to my wife, so her punishing me makes no sense."

    • @ofekcohen7147
      @ofekcohen7147 3 года назад +27

      there was actually a french philosopher (I forgot his name) that said exactly that. Sisyphus would be happy because life is about the journey, and his journey to put a rock at the top of a mountain will never end.

    • @kaamn1829
      @kaamn1829 3 года назад +30

      @@ofekcohen7147 Yeah, I think the whole thing was a reference to Albert Camus' _The Myth of Sisyphus_ which, along with most of his other works (my favorite is _The Plague_ you should absolutely check it out, it's f*cking gorgeous), is an exploration of the Absurdist school of thought. Absurdism being basically OP's comment and the opposite of nihilism: everything sucks ass, life is a coincidence and meaningless and ephemeral, so we should just do the best we can to help others and _create_ meaning through our relationship to the world around us.

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 2 года назад +24

      Also Sisyphus totally has the biceps of Adonis by now. One must imagine Sisyphus jacked.

  • @stargirl4166
    @stargirl4166 6 лет назад +943

    1:15 Hades looks so young next to Zeus and Poseidon

    • @festethephule7553
      @festethephule7553 6 лет назад +161

      It's 'cause he doesn't have facial hair.

    • @jakejutras2733
      @jakejutras2733 6 лет назад +79

      Isnt he the youngest of the three?

    • @festethephule7553
      @festethephule7553 6 лет назад +37

      @@jakejutras2733
      Yup.

    • @nathanrivera7827
      @nathanrivera7827 6 лет назад +299

      Jake Jutras Depends. Zeus is technically the youngest if you go by order born, but everyone seems to count his siblings getting thrown up by Big Daddy C as a kind of “second birth”, so since Hades who’s actually the eldest born got swallowed first, he’s the last one to get chucked up, making him the youngest.
      Greek mythology is fun

    • @EmilioReyes_97
      @EmilioReyes_97 6 лет назад +28

      @@nathanrivera7827 And non sensical, how does a Titan remian big enough to hold every new born Olympian in his gulet, but still be small enough to have......you know what I just came up with a hilarious awsner so ill stop now XD

  • @feddy11100
    @feddy11100 4 года назад +70

    I love how you draw the gods. You manage to make them adorable and expressive, and still capture the essence of their domain. Thank you for all the time and effort you put into your vids, this is one of my favorite channels and I always look forward to your uploads.

    • @StonedtotheBones13
      @StonedtotheBones13 Год назад +4

      Now you mention it, Red is REALLY good at characterization like that

  • @BabyBells231
    @BabyBells231 7 лет назад +1824

    Hades the best greek god ever, literally

    • @cheese4746
      @cheese4746 7 лет назад +231

      BabyBells231 He's the only one who's not much of an asshole

    • @bobbydutile1975
      @bobbydutile1975 7 лет назад +205

      Eh, he's kind of a jerk too sometimes, but in a charming trickster kind of way, and he usually ends up providing recompense for the damages, which puts him well ahead of most of the other big names

    • @sonyarts6928
      @sonyarts6928 7 лет назад +151

      BabyBells231 yeah he's the most chill the others should be more chill and not be assholes

    • @alanepithet2931
      @alanepithet2931 7 лет назад +161

      Agreed. The only time he ever really doubled down on ruining someone's life like the other gods did basically every day, it was to Pirithous. Who totally deserved it. Red did a video on that already.
      Of course, he made plenty of people very unhappy after they died, but that was literally his job.

    • @FantasyAngel-zj7bw
      @FantasyAngel-zj7bw 7 лет назад +147

      A lot of them have lots of really jerkish moments but Hades, Hephestus and some other deities may do SOME bad stuff but it PALES in comparison they are generally nice. Actually, Hestia is one of the nicest greek gods. What is it with the letter H here???

  • @kae5717
    @kae5717 2 года назад +49

    Honestly I love how when Zeus thinks up some horrible eternal punishment it's "strap this guy to a flaming wheel for all eternity" or "you get to have your liver eaten every day" but Hades opts for the more mundane stuff like "roll this boulder up a hill" or "sit on a bench and think about what you've done."

    • @lunerblade13
      @lunerblade13 2 года назад +17

      To be fair Sisyphus is also meant to be whipped by the furies whenever they find the time.

    • @elainegoates9792
      @elainegoates9792 7 месяцев назад +2

      Zeus: Carry the sky as your punishment!
      Hades: you have to sit in this pool with a fruit tree. The water and the fruit is just out of reach. Have fun!

  • @lynevaillancourt6709
    @lynevaillancourt6709 7 лет назад +218

    Is it bad that I'm genuinely happy when I see your version of Hades?

    • @FonVegen
      @FonVegen 7 лет назад +49

      Nah. Hades is a cool guy, and this version especially so.

    • @paulngo9012
      @paulngo9012 7 лет назад +33

      lyne vaillancourt I love this version of Hades and Persephone 😂 they're so cute 💕

    • @Stricken-Zero
      @Stricken-Zero 6 лет назад +5

      Annie 404
      That is why I ship them both

  • @isaiahneo2735
    @isaiahneo2735 5 лет назад +304

    2:20
    Ares: *WHERE’S MY HOME BOY THANATOS!!!!*

  • @thebluefirelove8539
    @thebluefirelove8539 6 лет назад +347

    Your version of Hades looks sooo innocent! I love it! That innocent look on his face is so- AAAAAAAAWWWW!!! :3

  • @GalacticHero_
    @GalacticHero_ 3 года назад +69

    “I’ll tell you where he’s not. Anywhere we’ve looked so far”
    Ares, we love that you’re helping and that you too miss Thanatos, but that’s not helpful

  • @virginiarailfannoah5415
    @virginiarailfannoah5415 5 лет назад +274

    2:03 So... Ares is a High School Coach?

  • @phillipmele8533
    @phillipmele8533 5 лет назад +156

    No Sisyphus, you absolutely *should* fear the reaper.

    • @blackvial
      @blackvial 5 лет назад +3

      Yep

    • @joserobertosolismerlin5527
      @joserobertosolismerlin5527 4 года назад +4

      More like fear the reaper bosses

    • @thanatos5729
      @thanatos5729 4 года назад +14

      He shouldn't fear me, but my boss and his wife and the stuff that comes when screwing with me and Persephone. THAT BOX WAS UNCONFORTABLE AS FUCK I CAN TELL YOU.

    • @joeysopinion4463
      @joeysopinion4463 3 года назад +2

      @@thanatos5729 I bet

  • @w0rmsinger
    @w0rmsinger 7 лет назад +218

    LOOK AT HADES!!!!! LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS!!!!!!! HE'S SUCH A BEAN, ALSO PERSEPHONE!!!! Jesus, those two are so adorable. FUN FACT, Hades and Persephone never cheated on each other (except this one time Zeus didn't really *give her a choice* but the daughter she ended up having, Hades just adopted)

    • @gabriel300010
      @gabriel300010 7 лет назад +19

      Ace the Protector Hades is just the nicest guy in the world

    • @aidanclark196
      @aidanclark196 7 лет назад +14

      Uh, Persephone did have this one myth where she kinda shared Adonis with Persephone and I think that might be cheating.
      And also Hades loved Minthe who Persephone turned into a mint plant and Leukemia who got turned into a poplar tree.

    • @CoolG97
      @CoolG97 7 лет назад +13

      Actually there are two versions of how Melinoe was created, one was Oral and has Hades as the father and the other Zeus. This happens so often when talking about Hades having kids, that there is a theory that some one just retconed the myths when writing them down. Another example is Zagreus, which is very funny giving context.

    • @CoolG97
      @CoolG97 7 лет назад +32

      +Aidan Clark
      The story of Minthe isn't like that, in one she's a nymph that thinks herself better than Persephone and tries to seduces Hades, this is what gets her killed. "She was dazzled by Hades and was about to seduce him had Queen Persephone not intervened and metamorphosed Minthe."
      Also, given how the myth of Adonis goes it looks like when it says "share" it was more child custody and not lover, Aphrodite gave Persephone NEW BORN Adonis to look over and she refused to return him. (At this point Persephone wasn't referenced having a child of her own yet.)

    • @aidanclark196
      @aidanclark196 7 лет назад +4

      Gabriella Drozdzowski oh, okay. I've never read those myths in that light. That's really interesting. (Though I do believe the Lueke story still holds up, but correct me if I'm wrong.

  • @TheTsugnawmi2010
    @TheTsugnawmi2010 3 года назад +128

    Wow. The game 'Hades' made Sisyphus so likeable, but he wasn't kidding when he said he was a bad person in life.

    • @joeysopinion4463
      @joeysopinion4463 3 года назад +9

      I like that little detail

    • @matthewhelland9258
      @matthewhelland9258 Год назад +8

      I prefer to think that Sisyphus in Hades was punished for humiliating Zeus like he was in the version I read. His kingdom was going through a drought, so in exchange for a spring he told a local river god where his daughter (who'd been abducted by Zeus) was. The river god was so furious that he chased Zeus all the way back to Mount Olympus, who had Sisyphus killed in retaliation.

  • @maximusthedude8305
    @maximusthedude8305 7 лет назад +319

    So how did Sisyphus think he was going stab people when he litterally trapped death itself inside a box? Good job Sisyphus, you managed to get on the bad side of the god of the underworld and also destroy your source of income at the same time. Not a great plan.

    • @liamjm9278
      @liamjm9278 7 лет назад +29

      Maximus The Dude He's a king, they're not really known for only making money by killing guests, and the alternative was death .

    • @theodoric7335
      @theodoric7335 6 лет назад +15

      he knew it was unsustainable so he wasnt concerned about that, also really? only source of income??? He's a king damnit!

    • @G_Okr
      @G_Okr 5 лет назад +6

      Little known fact, Sysiphus's wife was the sister of his best friend Autolikus. They had a child together named Laertis, who ended up becoming king of Ithaca. Sysiphus was actually Odysseus grandfather.

    • @claudiu-mihaipuiu1221
      @claudiu-mihaipuiu1221 5 лет назад +7

      @@G_Okr
      That explains where Odysseus got his brains from.

  • @andrewphilos
    @andrewphilos 7 лет назад +108

    My favorite interpretation of Sisyphus' punishment is that Hades promised to let Sisyphus return to life again if he can get the boulder to the top. It explains why he keeps doing it, even though he keeps failing: if he can just get it to work _one time_, he can cheat death once more.
    I don't know if that's just one variation or if it's something I made up, but... it's interesting, I think.

    • @gabriel300010
      @gabriel300010 7 лет назад +6

      Andrew Weber it is a variation. I got that one too

    • @jasondoe2596
      @jasondoe2596 7 лет назад +9

      That's an AWESOME interpretation!
      (although it's the first time I'm hearing of it)

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn 7 лет назад +8

      It would explain why he keeps doing it. That was something I never really got. What would happen if he just didn't do his punishment? Presumably something worse, but I never heard anything about what that worse might be.

    • @JustinTK416
      @JustinTK416 7 лет назад +3

      My guess is that flaming spears get shoved places, but since he's already dead, he just kinda suffers and occasionally gets jabbed with a few more until he goes back to pushing the rock. Of course, I have no evidence for this, but if I were the god of the underworld, that'd be my go to for lazy death cheaters. Of course, if that didn't work, I could tack on something a bit Promethean and have a fury burn and devour every inch of his skin over and over again, and if that didn't work, I'd take a cue from Tokyo Ghoul and add having his arms and legs getting infinitely ripped off to the mix, and if THAT didn't work... well... fuck dude, it's just a rock. Don't be such a little putto!

    • @littleblueclovers
      @littleblueclovers 6 лет назад +2

      Andrew Weber I dunno... that punishment feels a little too hopeful to be a good punishment. The tone of "endless suffering" isn't quite there if he feels like he could succeed.

  • @DeltaPhi
    @DeltaPhi 5 лет назад +272

    Dude
    Red
    I would pay actual money for a full version of the credits song on this one

    • @robertminnie782
      @robertminnie782 5 лет назад +9

      I know, right?
      Like, "shut up and take my money" already. XD

    • @jahsiahandrews8510
      @jahsiahandrews8510 5 лет назад +11

      If she put out an album of all of her covers, I'd buy it

    • @kikiloop5860
      @kikiloop5860 4 года назад +1

      True. Her covers are top tier but I'd worry about copyright if I were her

    • @nathanmccauley8216
      @nathanmccauley8216 4 года назад

      Could someone tell me what the original song is?

    • @DeltaPhi
      @DeltaPhi 4 года назад

      @@nathanmccauley8216 (Don't Fear) The Reaper, by Blue Oyster Cult.

  • @BlackKnightsCommander
    @BlackKnightsCommander Год назад +24

    I'm convinced that Ares also rescued Thanatos because it reminded him of that one time he got captured by some schmucks so he felt empathy for once.

  • @Broeckchen
    @Broeckchen 7 лет назад +105

    In German language, we actually call something especially tedious, pointless or difficult a "Sisyphus Job" because of this story! Most often the word is used for sorting stuff or working with incredibly small, finicky things, but the main idea is "This is gonna take FOREVER and is way too difficult to begin with!"

    • @rye5991
      @rye5991 5 лет назад +1

      In polish there is an idea of a Sisyphus job .

    • @daviddaugherty2816
      @daviddaugherty2816 Год назад +1

      English has the word "Sysiphian" to describe this sort of thing. Not exactly common, though. I've only seen it written once or twice and only knew what it meant because of the story.

    • @pokeyscorpion8224
      @pokeyscorpion8224 16 дней назад

      Sisyphean would be the more accurate term

  • @jimweinheimer2344
    @jimweinheimer2344 7 лет назад +46

    I love how you included Wonder Woman's theme when Aries came crashing in.

  • @magicnote2103
    @magicnote2103 7 лет назад +668

    I'd like to recommend the story of Narcissisus for a future video

    • @spacetrashpile7199
      @spacetrashpile7199 7 лет назад +11

      I second this recommendation'

    • @Dramon8888
      @Dramon8888 7 лет назад +62

      Is it gay if you fall in love with yourself?

    • @MasterOfCydonia
      @MasterOfCydonia 7 лет назад +14

      @Matt Dragoon No, then it is just narcissistic. :P

    • @ehtuanK
      @ehtuanK 7 лет назад +13

      If anything that would be masturbation

    • @Dramon8888
      @Dramon8888 7 лет назад +8

      That raises a bigger question, is masturbating while looking at a mirror like watching gay porn?

  • @Vill-e3v
    @Vill-e3v 4 года назад +160

    Who would abuse Persephone's kind heart like that?! Rude!

    • @willywonka8004
      @willywonka8004 3 года назад +5

      People who want to live that who

    • @juanpablosalazar4336
      @juanpablosalazar4336 3 года назад +7

      Look the Hades & persephone video...what I mean is that in that video they show the dread persephone part.

    • @zachjaeger6401
      @zachjaeger6401 2 года назад +1

      @@juanpablosalazar4336 well just because people dread dying doesn't mean she was scary after you did.

    • @juanpablosalazar4336
      @juanpablosalazar4336 2 года назад

      @@zachjaeger6401 True.

    • @JimmyJohn89808
      @JimmyJohn89808 2 года назад +1

      @@juanpablosalazar4336 Well, as long as you didn't piss her off I think.

  • @friedrice4015
    @friedrice4015 7 лет назад +438

    As a Latin student, this series saves my ass on a regular basis.

    • @da_shadowwarrior8613
      @da_shadowwarrior8613 7 лет назад +2

      bailey Wong I agree.

    • @hatchettwit
      @hatchettwit 7 лет назад +19

      i would have killed for this both for my three years of Latin and semester of mythology.

    • @spottydog7143
      @spottydog7143 7 лет назад

      bailey Wong Haha same.

    • @lizzycg4170
      @lizzycg4170 7 лет назад +14

      My Latin teacher genuinely wonders how I know so much mythology as I'm only in my first year of it. It's literally just these videos

    • @gamebawesome
      @gamebawesome 7 лет назад +1

      Wait,this greek mythology

  • @reaganbartels9993
    @reaganbartels9993 6 лет назад +76

    I like this myth because it shows that even if you succeed you don't necessarily win.

    • @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010
      @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 4 года назад +7

      Thats only if you choose a battle you cant win. We always get you when you die

    • @samhwwg
      @samhwwg 4 года назад +2

      Cause it’s never a battle between he could win, one simple can’t win the gods who never die and literally represents aspects of the world.

  • @MrAlexkyra
    @MrAlexkyra 5 лет назад +61

    I guess the last Gods you want to piss off are the ones who decide what happens to your soul when you die. Yeah, woops Sisyphus, you're screwed.

  • @CSLucasEpic
    @CSLucasEpic 3 года назад +40

    Thanatos is pissed, Hades is pissed, Persephone is pissed... the only thing Sisyphus could have done to make things worse is kick Cerberus on his way out of the underworld...

    • @pokeyscorpion8224
      @pokeyscorpion8224 16 дней назад

      That would've just gotten him an even worse punishment

  • @randomaspiringphotographer509
    @randomaspiringphotographer509 5 лет назад +63

    2:08 I love how distressed hades looks omg what a cinnamon roll

    • @edylai683
      @edylai683 4 года назад +3

      HAVE YOU SEEN MY FRIEND!?!

  • @moxiehokutika911
    @moxiehokutika911 5 лет назад +40

    I don't know why, but I realy liked the trailing effect of thanotoses eyes. It just looked so asum.

  • @cdcopycat997
    @cdcopycat997 5 лет назад +191

    Hades worrying about Thanatos is just cute for some reason XD

    • @edylai683
      @edylai683 4 года назад +5

      HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON!?!

    • @joeysopinion4463
      @joeysopinion4463 3 года назад +4

      He’s worried about losing his employee of the century

  • @danhasong7199
    @danhasong7199 3 года назад +51

    Watching this after playing Hades (the game bu Supergiant) is hilarious. May we have an OSPlays of Hades? I think you'll love their interpretation of Greek Mythology, though it does take a lot of runs to get all the story bits. Totally worth it in my opinion, though:)

  • @buccaneerrex
    @buccaneerrex 5 лет назад +28

    One must imagine Sisyphus happy. - Camus. Also lovely rendition of "Don't fear the Reaper.' Thank you.

  • @justpositivity4595
    @justpositivity4595 5 лет назад +29

    Ares and Thanatos is amazing. I love ares’ expressions and attitude

  • @random3x70
    @random3x70 6 лет назад +138

    Be Warned the following is wordy to the extreme:
    The version of the tale I read in more detail. So Zeus goes off to have an affair with a kidnapped princess (like that's never happened before). Her father the king is desperate and Sisyphus is famous for being a clever clog. He points out where they are and Zeus is all like "Awh hell naw dog you did not rat me out".
    So he gets Hades to send Thanatos to collect him. Like in red telling hades gives him shackles and Sisyphus admires them. But he tricks thantos into putting them onto himself. Most likely by saying "They look nice but I bet they're weak, I bet even you can get out of them". So Thanatos puts them on and is paralyzed as that's what they do. Like in red's telling he traps Thanatos in a trunk/chest/ container of some kind. Then gets out of dodge with his wife, (second wife as he married his niece first but that's a whole other story). Like red's telling, he tells his wife don't do any funeral stuff when they finally take me (knowing full well he would die the moment they got death out).
    So he dies, and his wife doesn't do any funeral stuff. When in the underworld he goes to Persephone and convinces her to let him go back for the expressed purpose of being a dick to his wife for not doing a funeral with the added caveat that he'd outlive her as (surely the woman he loves would hate him outliving her).
    So he returns to life rejuvenated and lives happily ever after with his wife to a ripe old age. (Part of Greek mythology is one god can't overrule the ruling of another god so since Persephone said he would live longer than his wife well they couldn't kill him right away) When he died for the second time, he is given the offer. Go to Elysium and be happy forever (basically heaven) or you can return to life and be immortal but you have to get that rock to the top of that hill right over there. The tale basically doesn't be a smartass with cosmically powerful deities.

    • @Boss_Isaac
      @Boss_Isaac 6 лет назад +28

      +Roranoa Zoro
      You know, this has to be one of the only Greek myths that doesn't seems to depict the gods as petty, unjust or vindictive in some way or another. One could even say that their actions were pretty justifiable.

    • @jonquilgemstone
      @jonquilgemstone 5 лет назад +10

      Boss Isaac Generous, even. They could've just killed his wife sooner in order to get him.
      Plus, they gave him one last chance to abandon his death-defying ways.

    • @garretthochmuth4522
      @garretthochmuth4522 5 лет назад +2

      this version...i likey

    • @Stricken-Zero
      @Stricken-Zero 5 лет назад +5

      For me, I prefer the ones where Sisyphus is a plain out dick and a snitch

    • @matthewhelland9258
      @matthewhelland9258 5 лет назад +2

      In the version I read, the girl was the daughter of a river god and when Sisyphus told him he ran after Zeus who was forced to run back to Olympus with his tail between his legs.

  • @Queen1001N
    @Queen1001N 4 года назад +72

    Maybe this is why the Greek gods don’t straight up kill people in their stories.

    • @pokeyscorpion8224
      @pokeyscorpion8224 16 дней назад

      Probably not, a lot of the Greek gods are just sadistic and extremely petty