In reality cleopatra was a incompetent ruler. Her Kingdom was in ruins at the end of her life. She focus so much in her lover that she Forget about state affairs. At the end, she decided to take her own life after her lover die, instead of help to fix the problems. After that the Romans take the power and the kingdom became a province. Yeah, she was a good ruler.
@@jeangomez3093 If not for cleopatra, Egypt would have already fallen to the other powerhouse at the time. Now that I think of it, Her story is quite similar to that of Arthuria pendragon (She is From Anime, Altered version of king Arthur). They are similar as in they both had the misfortune of being the leader of country at the wrong time.
She’s the 7th Cleopatra in their family line that at least ended differently. She took her own life but the previous Cleopatras were killed by family members fighting for the throne.
Thank you. Most of Cleopatra's descriptions as a thot are romans being jealous of her political prowess and seeing sexualisation as a way to diminish her. They just couldn't cope with the humongous size of her balls
Her lust for power directly led to her downfall. She was a tyrant who wasted money, and ruined one of the most powerful ancient kingdoms. Egypt wouldnt regain its position in the world for over 1000 years.
She actually didn't hold the fabric of her empire together. She lost her empire, regaining it eventually. Could have lost it again but didn't somehow, then eventually she was defeated and took her own life. She was actually terrible at finances and her people starved for the majority of her rule because she was power hungry.
She killed herself when she couldn’t seduce Octavian, after having been able to seduce Caesar and then Marcus Antony, bc she would have been imprisoned or killed anyway. She was the mother to heirs of Rome and Egypt. It’s likely she would have been brought back to Rome to be flaunted as a captive in front of the Roman ppl who hated her then possibly tortured and probably executed. She was also on many drugs to the point she would’ve been in withdrawal. Seduction was a survival mechanism for her since her brother/husband ordered her death and went into exile hiding…and her exploits were most definitely highly exaggerated. She was, however, extremely intelligent.
@@sakithbit wasn't just him. Although he was the origin. You had Plutcarch, although he was a lot more fair. Cassius Dio was worse. He outright lied about Marc Anthony and claimed he was a sissy and a girl.
@@drunorthodox that’s actually a myth. She drank poison, cuz think about it why let a snake bite you ( cuz then u will die slowly and painfully ) when u can just drink some poison and die quite painlessly
@@winsomeyou1837 Some of it is propaganda to attack Caesar and Mark Anthony, add to it some speculation and Roman bias toward the Greeks effete nature (the Romans always see the Greeks as softies, what with the philosophy, drama and pleasure seeking lifestyle). At least according to Caesar himself, Cleopatra is just average looking, around 6-7 out of 10 that can be easily be mistaken as any commoner in the streets. What make her attractive is her intelligence and ability to captivate your attention. Like imagine the tomboy in your class who is also a gamer and a fan of anime, capable to talk about any topic and catch any reference that you talk about. She might not be the prettiest but she have enough that make you confuse in seeing her as part of the bros or potential date. Based on what she did to her brothers/co-rulers (there are 2), she's a bitch who tried to take all power in Egypt despite the power structure that stipulate that both share equal power and are willing to manipulate her way to it, to the point of poisoning 1 in order to put her son by Caesar as sole Pharaoh with all power within her hand. She even kill had Mark Anthony kill her half-sister in a temple to Artemis, the place where she was exiled. Despite being an incestuous dynasty, all the Ptolemies are basically genius level in intelligence with that half-sister of Cleopatra manage to beat Caeser himself, forcing him to swim naked to escape being sieged by practically using Caesar's own strategy of building walls around him and his troops near the Lighthouse of Alexandria. The Ptolemaic dynasty basically was destroyed by Cleopatra's machinations.
That and Augustus promised her that since she had a love child with Cesar that they were gonna March her in the Roman streets and kill her in the capital.
@@bennogb5069 Augustus was Caesar's adoptive child/heir because Caesar had no legitimate children. Cleopatra's son by him, Caesarion, could potentially have represented a threat to Augustus' reign had he been left alive. He was assassinated at age seventeen for this reason. Her other three kids, by Marc Antony, were taken in by Augustus and raised in his sister Octavia's (the wife Antony left to sleep with Cleopatra) household. Both the male children were never heard from afterward, and the daughter was married off to a client king of Mauretania.
If I ever get a time machine, I'm going back to hit Liz Taylor. Pre-Burton and everybody else! And EVERYBODY anti-civil rights can fight me! I'M WINNING, goddammit!
@@tylerzone-gg5vo Almost everything we know comes from Roman sources. Those sources say that Cleopatra was fluent in 8 languages, (can’t seem to find any evidence for any of them saying she spoke 15, though) and was an intelligent ruler. Those same sources are the ones which depict her as a devilish temptress. If the same sources which demonized her for posterity at least gave her that, then it can be reasonably assumed that this polyglottism was also undersold. That is the truth, or at least the closest we can get to it with biased sources. Whatever it really was, it isn’t whatever bullshit excuse you pulled out your ass at 3 AM.
@@apba2240 It's a culture thing. Not a religious thing. Many people who don't belong to those religions also marry cousins. It's not considered incest in a large part of the world. Edit: It's becoming increasingly uncommon to my knowledge in all parts of the world. But the jokes won't go away for a long time.
Cleopatra: the last Pharaoh of the New Kingdom, a political genius, spoke 9 languages and lead Egypt in the Battle of Actium, and had unprecedented control over Roman politics. Historians:
@@np4231 what’s that supposed to mean? Also, she was almost definitely a genius, with an in estimated around 180. She showed masterful use of public communication and diplomacy, a skilled administrator and ruled Egypt for over 30 years. That’s more than you can say for most premodern sovereigns.
They are haters lol Funny thing is, no one will ever know the real truth. That’s how mysteriously bad ass she is. Pretty sure she is an Aquarius moon too. Like Marilyn Monroe.
Yep. She was actually a great ruler and ahead of her time on a lot of things, like educating the public and such. Too bad no one ever talks about that. Instead she is talked about as being a thot.
I don't understand a woman sleeps around with men and the same men says she belongs to the street? For sleeping with them? Is it me or men are shading emselves? It sounds to me wemen are inherently valuable and men aren't but ones a man sleeps with a woman he becomes valuable and her value decrees meaning wemen should really be staying away from men honestly cause they have no value to give, the question "what do you bring to the table" is a trick question they know a woman is ultimately valuable
The movie was a financial disaster. Liz was asked why she married an alcoholic (Burton). She replied she didn’t know he was a lush, that she’d never seen him sober.
Nah, she wasn't a thot. She was possibly the best ruler of Egypt. Most of the stuff about her comes from Roman texts which show her as a seductress because of politics. Octavian wanted Antony's eastern Rome and since Antony was a well respected and an ally to his Uncle he did not want to tarnish Antony's reputation so he started the thing about Cleopatra seducing Antony and controlling him. And ever since rumors about her have been spreading The only thing she did close to a thot was cheat on her husband with Julius Caesar. And I think that wasn't even cheating cuz her husband was her brother and a kid.
Exactly! Well said Kishlay... she was smart, strong and defiant.... like a modern woman... she was def not submissive... the best way to tarnish and demonize a woman is to call her a seductress or woman of loose morals... Cleo and Mark anthony were truly in love...
Read up about Octavian. He wasn’t perfect. But he was the most anti-thot and pro-traditionalist to appear at the time. His rule saw 200 years of peace and prosperity in Rome. Feminists are scared to death of guys like Octavian.
No, Augustes was Chad because he didn't get seduce by Cleopatra. Bro, When the world's most beautiful woman tries to Seduce you and get failed. Then say me who is the actual Chad.
@@ineedpowers5151 nahh you are not comparing gen z cringe shit to ancient history, as the reply above mine indeed it was cleopatra's charisma and intelligence attracted men, back then uneducated women were uncommon
I love how he circles the mic around perfectly in line with the way he words his sentences lol once he gets towards the end of a line he finishes off on the same move every single sentence on every video he posts! Great work bro I love the consistency in your work! Very satisfying 👌🧏♂️
@@user-xr4jy5vv4f Lol cleopatra had no remorse for Anthony, she killed herself because she realized she was doomed after Octavian destroyed her fleet, she killed herself with a snake and watched Anthony death as he failed to kill himself.
@@AVGVST_1 No she fell in love with Anthony, she was no idiot, she knew Octavian was way more successful, but Mark was young and handsome while Octavian was a veteran. She bet her cards on him out of love, and yes it was due to depression she killed herself, and because Octavian declared he was going to parade and humiliate her. She choose to die on her terms.
Wdym most likely lmao. She was Greek, Macedonian to be exact(Macedonians are Greek). Ptolemaic dynasty. Whoever disagrees I would suggest him/her to read some history
@@User-hg1jk no it’s because she was a terrible leader. While ruler she lost her kingdom multiple times and until Julius Ceaser got into the mix she was handling her war or whatever against her brother terribly. And ultimately in the end she chose herself over her kingdom. Egypt was on the ropes the entire time she was ruler, it was only a matter of time
"Shorty invented a vibrator even before Jesus was born"
Inspiring
😂
🤣🤣
@@Craighetfield2024 lol
Likes on 777. Ought to stay that way 😂😂
Fun fact: Cleopatra’s life was closer to the release of the first iPhone than she was to the completion of the pyramids of Giza.
Yeah isn't this shit NUTS?!?
Wait wait wait...WHAT?
I’m so confused what does this mean
@@FWPLINK It means what it sounds like. Which part are you confused by? I can clarify if you need ☺️
@@matjb I don’t like your tone
Roman generals nicknamed her the golden tongue
Yam what I took from this video was that Cleopatra was a hoe
I bet lmfao
Because she spoke 15 languages
@@malfeastial while sucking all 15 of them…very impressive
@@memeguy9443 ok
“She had the stamina of a Kenyan marathon runner” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂lmfaooo
I love how Cleaopatra was actually competent as a leader, but was also a massive Chad. She and JFK would have gotten along.
In reality cleopatra was a incompetent ruler. Her Kingdom was in ruins at the end of her life. She focus so much in her lover that she Forget about state affairs. At the end, she decided to take her own life after her lover die, instead of help to fix the problems. After that the Romans take the power and the kingdom became a province. Yeah, she was a good ruler.
@@jeangomez3093 If not for cleopatra, Egypt would have already fallen to the other powerhouse at the time. Now that I think of it, Her story is quite similar to that of Arthuria pendragon (She is From Anime, Altered version of king Arthur). They are similar as in they both had the misfortune of being the leader of country at the wrong time.
Clone High agrees on that statement lmao
Cringe. Normie
@@jeangomez3093 uhhh... where did you read this?
This is so different from the book I have read.
I love how he looks you straight in the eyes and calmly says the funniest shit 😂
Well it's not in your eyes it's in the camera
I was just saying that he looks like shrek in his human form.
😂
he is extremely unfunny
@@dino-rb7ru Then why are you here?
“She’s a product on inbreeding to keep her bloodline pure a tradition carried on in Alabama and Mississippi to this day” That’s so f***k up 😂
😭😭😭💀💀
Aren’t inbred ppl supposed to look ugly
🤣
😂😂😂😂
True statement
She’s the 7th Cleopatra in their family line that at least ended differently.
She took her own life but the previous Cleopatras were killed by family members fighting for the throne.
Cleopatra llV Philopater.
@@andrewforte3852 uhhh you typed it incorrectly VII*
@@chubby_cheesecake_cheeks I stand corrected. Thank you.
@@andrewforte3852 you’re welcome.
“Allegedly” bruh her parents were siblings
Shouldn't of compared it to Alabama though. The middle east as a region has more inbreeding than anywhere in the world.
@@padraig5335 but unlike the middle east you can make jokes about Alabama
@@georgemurdock7670 fr
@@padraig5335 Cleopatra was Greek, Greece isn't in the middle east
@@3XxhalloxX3 ??? She was literally the queen of ancient Egypt
Edit: Okay i was wrong
She also spoke 8 languages and held the fabric of her empire together for 15+ years
Thank you. Most of Cleopatra's descriptions as a thot are romans being jealous of her political prowess and seeing sexualisation as a way to diminish her. They just couldn't cope with the humongous size of her balls
@@mr_lemons6370 massive ovary energy
Wait, let me find someone who actually gives a fuck.
I couldn't find them sorry
Her lust for power directly led to her downfall. She was a tyrant who wasted money, and ruined one of the most powerful ancient kingdoms. Egypt wouldnt regain its position in the world for over 1000 years.
She actually didn't hold the fabric of her empire together. She lost her empire, regaining it eventually. Could have lost it again but didn't somehow, then eventually she was defeated and took her own life. She was actually terrible at finances and her people starved for the majority of her rule because she was power hungry.
"shortys boom boom" great line
Pum pum!
@@natty.roots.423 lol excuse him bro
Reminds me of that Karol G song where she sings about her pum pum pum
Pumpum not boom boom it's a jamaican word for p#$#y
@@natty.roots.423 Exactly 😆 🤣 😂 😂 😂
"Shawty's pum pum was sturdier than the sphinx"😭
the stamina of a kenyan marathon runner! 😂😆😂
He's not wrong tho
@@chochlatevanilla😂
@@chochlatevanilla Kinuthia
Huyu jamaa ni mkali 🙌🏾🙌🏾
@@ephraimwanjohi254 mkale mkali
"She had the stamina of a Kenyan marathon runner"😂😂😂Me being kenyan found this hilarious!
Is that true with Kenyan woman
@@itsDjjayyArt why do you wanna know? ;)
@@XiELEd4377 Just asking since he mentioned it.
@@itsDjjayyArt - as an expat living in Kenya, I can attest to this...YES!!!
@@muzysaybum interesting 🤔 may I ask have you heard of international passport
*invented the first vibrator* yes we love women in stem
And Crying husband can't do properly
GIRL I SCREAMED
Sl4t
😂
Cleopatra would have never invented something like that.It's sick and perverse.
She killed herself when she couldn’t seduce Octavian, after having been able to seduce Caesar and then Marcus Antony, bc she would have been imprisoned or killed anyway. She was the mother to heirs of Rome and Egypt. It’s likely she would have been brought back to Rome to be flaunted as a captive in front of the Roman ppl who hated her then possibly tortured and probably executed. She was also on many drugs to the point she would’ve been in withdrawal. Seduction was a survival mechanism for her since her brother/husband ordered her death and went into exile hiding…and her exploits were most definitely highly exaggerated. She was, however, extremely intelligent.
Why'd the people of Rome hate her?
Quit making excuses for the hoe gah dam 😹
What drugs?
@@sakithbit wasn't just him. Although he was the origin. You had Plutcarch, although he was a lot more fair. Cassius Dio was worse. He outright lied about Marc Anthony and claimed he was a sissy and a girl.
@@griffin__sutek4958 deez nuts
She took her life because her rich bf (mark antony) killed himself brutally by falling on his own sword not because of Octavian
I never knew she unlived hereself... such a tragic beauty loss.
@@stevendalloesingh1214 to be fair she got her servant to hold a poisonous snake up to her arm and let it bite her so yeah pretty brutal
@@drunorthodox that’s actually a myth. She drank poison, cuz think about it why let a snake bite you ( cuz then u will die slowly and painfully ) when u can just drink some poison and die quite painlessly
@@satanwithinternet2753 thanks any chance I get to learn about roman antiques I do 👍
@@drunorthodox always a pleasure :D and I also think Zenobia should have been here
I love that almost all of this just comes from Roman historians with a source of "It Came To Me In A Dream."
More like “dude they’re going crazy outside let me post it”
Wasn't it written in some ancient books and documents of people who actually saw her?
Source: trust me bro
Some things never change
@@winsomeyou1837 Some of it is propaganda to attack Caesar and Mark Anthony, add to it some speculation and Roman bias toward the Greeks effete nature (the Romans always see the Greeks as softies, what with the philosophy, drama and pleasure seeking lifestyle).
At least according to Caesar himself, Cleopatra is just average looking, around 6-7 out of 10 that can be easily be mistaken as any commoner in the streets. What make her attractive is her intelligence and ability to captivate your attention. Like imagine the tomboy in your class who is also a gamer and a fan of anime, capable to talk about any topic and catch any reference that you talk about. She might not be the prettiest but she have enough that make you confuse in seeing her as part of the bros or potential date.
Based on what she did to her brothers/co-rulers (there are 2), she's a bitch who tried to take all power in Egypt despite the power structure that stipulate that both share equal power and are willing to manipulate her way to it, to the point of poisoning 1 in order to put her son by Caesar as sole Pharaoh with all power within her hand. She even kill had Mark Anthony kill her half-sister in a temple to Artemis, the place where she was exiled.
Despite being an incestuous dynasty, all the Ptolemies are basically genius level in intelligence with that half-sister of Cleopatra manage to beat Caeser himself, forcing him to swim naked to escape being sieged by practically using Caesar's own strategy of building walls around him and his troops near the Lighthouse of Alexandria. The Ptolemaic dynasty basically was destroyed by Cleopatra's machinations.
My source is that I made it the fuck up
Imagine being such a chad that the world's most famous seducer to this day killed herself when she couldn't sleep with you.
Oof
That and Augustus promised her that since she had a love child with Cesar that they were gonna March her in the Roman streets and kill her in the capital.
Nah the romans saw her bf as a weak traitor and they was on they ass
@@theunit5558 damn Augustus really had it Out for His predecessor. Why? Ceasar was very successful
@@bennogb5069 Augustus was Caesar's adoptive child/heir because Caesar had no legitimate children. Cleopatra's son by him, Caesarion, could potentially have represented a threat to Augustus' reign had he been left alive. He was assassinated at age seventeen for this reason. Her other three kids, by Marc Antony, were taken in by Augustus and raised in his sister Octavia's (the wife Antony left to sleep with Cleopatra) household. Both the male children were never heard from afterward, and the daughter was married off to a client king of Mauretania.
When he said"Shorty invented a vibrator before Jesus was born" I knew I had no option but to subscribe 😂😂😂😂
It was Andre the giant, farting on Jake the snake for 30 sec for me🤣🤣🤣🤣 plus Rick Flair and Rasputin 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If I ever get hold of a time machine , I'm gonna go back and hit that
My man
Enjoy the loose overused infectious box
Actually Cleopatra was insanely ugly.. you should watch the video by Mortal Faces
If I ever get a time machine, I'm going back to hit Liz Taylor. Pre-Burton and everybody else! And EVERYBODY anti-civil rights can fight me! I'M WINNING, goddammit!
🤣😂🤣😂
"Cleopatra was for the streets of Egypt" took me out😁😃😀🤣
"Shawty invented a vibrator even before Jesus was born", hell that cracked me up 😂
You left out the part where she earned the nickname of "golden mouth" 😂😂😂😂
Throat 🐐
Golden tongue, because she spoke 15 languages
@@aweba25 it was probs a lie .history is always exaggerated
@@aweba25 the truth maybe shes just a spoiled brat who wrote stories about her own lol .
@@tylerzone-gg5vo Almost everything we know comes from Roman sources. Those sources say that Cleopatra was fluent in 8 languages, (can’t seem to find any evidence for any of them saying she spoke 15, though) and was an intelligent ruler.
Those same sources are the ones which depict her as a devilish temptress. If the same sources which demonized her for posterity at least gave her that, then it can be reasonably assumed that this polyglottism was also undersold.
That is the truth, or at least the closest we can get to it with biased sources. Whatever it really was, it isn’t whatever bullshit excuse you pulled out your ass at 3 AM.
I love this shit, I laugh every single time I see this guy
Right his voice an face cringe but can’t help but watch it
On point!!
@@josephgaona1996 Nothing about him is cringey, he's funny.
@@Corsetdollx more cringe then funny fam
@@josephgaona1996 Hmm... Not for me
"A tradition carries on in Alabama and Mississippi till this day." 🤣😂🤣
And judaism, islam
@@apba2240 what tf are you talking about?
@@bendover7841 cousins also marry each other in these religion
@@apba2240 It's a culture thing. Not a religious thing. Many people who don't belong to those religions also marry cousins. It's not considered incest in a large part of the world.
Edit: It's becoming increasingly uncommon to my knowledge in all parts of the world. But the jokes won't go away for a long time.
'Stamina of a kenyan marathon runner '😂😂😂😂Am Kenyan and that statement is hilarious 😂😂💔💔
Elizabeth Taylor is so gorgeous
It’s 2:30 am, i have an exam in 4 hours.. what the hell am i doing here?
How did u perform in your exam?
@@vasu6834 Aced that ish! Thanks for asking!
Been there b4 in fact i was there 4 days ago suffice to to say I may be retaking the course this fall😎
You are brave my dude😎
Learning history my friend
I'm shocked of how many people don't know that she has Greek heritage.
Me too actually.
A result of the Ptolemy Egypt
Revisionist Hollywood “education”
She and her family were Macedonian. But since she respected their culture, she dressed and spoke their language.
@@kaliemauck3731 ancient Macedonian = Greek
Cleopatra: the last Pharaoh of the New Kingdom, a political genius, spoke 9 languages and lead Egypt in the Battle of Actium, and had unprecedented control over Roman politics.
Historians:
Military genius? 🤨
@@AVGVST_1 I mean she was with Caesar. I bet he talks about his strats
Exactly how someone with the last name Silverstein would describe a thot.
@@np4231 what’s that supposed to mean? Also, she was almost definitely a genius, with an in estimated around 180. She showed masterful use of public communication and diplomacy, a skilled administrator and ruled Egypt for over 30 years. That’s more than you can say for most premodern sovereigns.
She was a good politician, she wasnt a military mastermind
Agrippa and Octavian completely destroyed her while she also had Antony on her side
She was just like any other king 😭
Entanglements “gang bangs”
😂😂😂😂
That went on for days or weeks what the actual fuck
@@LJG_582 that sounds like a good ass time
@@carpetbomb8986 sounds painful
@@Illiterate243 whatchu mean
@@carpetbomb8986 everyone’s holes and sticks would get sore as hell. you’d get sore in like 3 rounds of regular rough sex so you couldn’t imagine this
When you have that much power, you can't blame her for taking advantage, she just being a g 💯💯💯
Y’all should look up some of her real history shits actually pretty interesting
She was SO interesting, I love how mad she made the Roman empire... But to this day, she is fetishised and lied about.
Exactly 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@@SA-ey6nt It's really ridiculous.
They are haters lol Funny thing is, no one will ever know the real truth. That’s how mysteriously bad ass she is. Pretty sure she is an Aquarius moon too. Like Marilyn Monroe.
Yep. She was actually a great ruler and ahead of her time on a lot of things, like educating the public and such. Too bad no one ever talks about that. Instead she is talked about as being a thot.
She was so inventive, a true renaissance woman ❤
Girls: "YAAS Cleopatra go QUEEN 🤩"
Boys: *"She belongs to the streets"*
*FAX!!* 📠
She owned the damn streets 🤣🤑
Hush up and stop hyping these hos
For Da streets with her🤢
@@cais_jasiri nah she a player. Knocked all ‘em down
I don't understand a woman sleeps around with men and the same men says she belongs to the street? For sleeping with them? Is it me or men are shading emselves?
It sounds to me wemen are inherently valuable and men aren't but ones a man sleeps with a woman he becomes valuable and her value decrees meaning wemen should really be staying away from men honestly cause they have no value to give, the question "what do you bring to the table" is a trick question they know a woman is ultimately valuable
The movie was a financial disaster.
Liz was asked why she married an alcoholic (Burton). She replied she didn’t know he was a lush, that she’d never seen him sober.
Who cares! Liz made her an icon!
Music kills me.. hilarious shit..
"Sturdier than a sphinx"😂
And that beat is CrAzY😝
Beat is from a missy elliot song
Nah, she wasn't a thot. She was possibly the best ruler of Egypt.
Most of the stuff about her comes from Roman texts which show her as a seductress because of politics. Octavian wanted Antony's eastern Rome and since Antony was a well respected and an ally to his Uncle he did not want to tarnish Antony's reputation so he started the thing about Cleopatra seducing Antony and controlling him. And ever since rumors about her have been spreading
The only thing she did close to a thot was cheat on her husband with Julius Caesar. And I think that wasn't even cheating cuz her husband was her brother and a kid.
Best ruler of Egypt? Her power grabbing and poor leadership ended Egyptian independence for centuries.
Exactly! Well said Kishlay... she was smart, strong and defiant.... like a modern woman... she was def not submissive... the best way to tarnish and demonize a woman is to call her a seductress or woman of loose morals... Cleo and Mark anthony were truly in love...
But i do agree with morally dubious frog- towards the end of her reign she has taken some rash decisions leading to the downfall of her kingdom... Sad
OK but my god the costume department went HARD for that Cleopatra film. And portrayed by Elizabeth Taylor!
Yeah, the old movies really went all out.
Damn haven’t heard the “one minute man” instrumental in a minute
Aye thanks for saying the song I was literally looking for the name in the comments. Have a blessed day🔥🔥😎👊
I think most emperors and world leaders were for the streets 😂
And some still are
This. Half of medieval wars was because of reality tv type family drama
Keeping the bloodline pure... A tradition that carry on in Alabama and Mississippi to this day.... HEY I'M FROM MISSISSIPPI?!
I'M ROYALTY!!👑
Sure... right 😏
Do y'all still talk with that southern accent or no??
@@gookawild5543 some yes depends what parts you came from
That wasn't a compliment, especially to your parents
Stunning and brave. So strong and independent.
"I don't want no one minute man."
- Cleopatra i think
Iven if she did, that is 1.5 hours straight hahaha For the streets
She actually spoke 11 languages and was the first Egyptian ruler in centuries to actually speak Egyptian
I toast you in the name of the true king, the black dragon, the king in Storm's end.
Missy Elliot "1min man" playing in the background plus the way you explain it is so fitting lol
Bruh she could speak like 9 diffrent languages. She was hella smart asf
Satan: she was a goddess in the bedroom 😏
Satan is a bitch
Satan comes from Zoroastrian Evil entity Ahriman aka Angra Mainyu.
Wish there were more women like her
Most of this is exagerated myth
I fucking love this dude lmfao dude I almost smashed my range just listening
Whaaa???
just like the producer jada 😂😂
Cleopatra was an Goddess💜💜💜
Ewww
this guy lookin like shrek when he becomes human lmao
Best comment
Maybe grow up and stop making fun of people's appearance
@@bardum.4458 he's speaking facts tho
@@lifewithalk8681 you do know this shit can completely destroy someone's self esteem.. Something that cannot be changef
@@bardum.4458 when shrek returned to his human form he was handsome
Octavian a real one fr fr
Read up about Octavian. He wasn’t perfect.
But he was the most anti-thot and pro-traditionalist to appear at the time.
His rule saw 200 years of peace and prosperity in Rome.
Feminists are scared to death of guys like Octavian.
@@intermilan9731 aww you sound sad little man lmao
@@compout2 you sound angry, little woman.
And guess what, None of us were alive then and none of us could possibly know history lies
Archaeology and the historical manuscripts they kept that line up with each other. Although I’m no authority on the subject.
Netflix: "She was black!"
Black Americans: Cleopatra was black
Also black Americans when they find out Cleopatra fucked her own relatives “Well shit”.
She was Greek lol
I love Cleopatra and everything related to her❤️❤️❤️
“Shorty bum bum was dirtier than the Spinx.” 💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Your voice telling the story had me laughing ‼️ Shawtie's Bum bum 😆😹🤣😂🤣😂🤣
She was the CHAD LADY 🔥
No,
Augustes was Chad because he didn't get seduce by Cleopatra.
Bro, When the world's most beautiful woman tries to Seduce you and get failed.
Then say me who is the actual Chad.
@@ineedpowers5151 actually It wasnt her beauty that made her a great seductress but it was her charisma and intelligence
@@ineedpowers5151 she was ugly according to sources
@@ineedpowers5151 nahh you are not comparing gen z cringe shit to ancient history, as the reply above mine indeed it was cleopatra's charisma and intelligence attracted men, back then uneducated women were uncommon
" ...stamina of a Kenyan marathon runner "😅😅
As a Mississippian DON’T involve US with THEM😂😂
But y’all fk each in y’all family 🙊🙊
✊🏻
yeah cause y’all are more backwooded racists than incestuous people lol
Kids don't even know this is the instrumental to "One minute man" 😭
Pov: Eastern magic doesn't have any effects on the descendants of Aeneas Chadus Maximus.
"Shorty's boom boom was dirtier than..." 🤣🤣
Daaawwwwgggggg!! D fact dis guy put "one min man" in d background has me dyyiinnn..lololol
I love the background music, I know Cleopatra didn't want no minute man!
what is the title of the music?
She killed herself because she, and here son were being held captive and tortured daily.
They werent. She killed herself because her armies and navy were completely annihilated by octavian and agrippa. Instead of capture she chose death
Netflix: "Her story resonates with every woman”
This dude: "She was a thoth" xD
Why is Ray Romanos brother, Brad's, son, so fkn perfect🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 I'm defeated
“Inspiring” best line on this channel…
I was dancing to this sound 😂😅
She was rated e for everyone
“shawty created the vibrator before jesus was even born. inspiring.”
Love your shorts
I love how he circles the mic around perfectly in line with the way he words his sentences lol once he gets towards the end of a line he finishes off on the same move every single sentence on every video he posts!
Great work bro I love the consistency in your work! Very satisfying 👌🧏♂️
Iconic what a role model
"she was allegedly the product of incest to keep her bloodline pure...
A tradition carried on in Alabama and Mississippi to this day" 🤣🤣🤣😂💯
I'm crying 😭😂😭😂
That's not Cleopatra! That's Tina Marie.
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This guy always pops up on me feed and I bust out laughing every time why does he talk like that 🤣
imagine if cleopatra made an onlyfans
He reminds me of Peter Davidson
Octavian wasn’t into old used up chicken heads.He practically invented “THOT be gone!”
She actually killed her so kinda out of grief cause her bf killed himself
@@user-xr4jy5vv4f Lol cleopatra had no remorse for Anthony, she killed herself because she realized she was doomed after Octavian destroyed her fleet, she killed herself with a snake and watched Anthony death as he failed to kill himself.
@@AVGVST_1 No she fell in love with Anthony, she was no idiot, she knew Octavian was way more successful, but Mark was young and handsome while Octavian was a veteran.
She bet her cards on him out of love, and yes it was due to depression she killed herself, and because Octavian declared he was going to parade and humiliate her. She choose to die on her terms.
@@AVGVST_1 bro where tf did you read that lol.
Also “watched Anthony’s death as he failed to kill himself” is just hilarious.
@@yammoto148 fyi Mark Anthony was 20 years older than Octavian.
Bro haven't you heard she's black now? Netflix settled it lol
"Shortys pum pum was sturdier than the sphinx" this sent me😂😂😂
Pum pum? Try some qtips my guy.
Cleopatra was THAT girl. She was a cool pharaoh
*Horny
She was less Egyptian and most likely to be Greek
Wdym most likely lmao. She was Greek, Macedonian to be exact(Macedonians are Greek). Ptolemaic dynasty. Whoever disagrees I would suggest him/her to read some history
Bro I love your manner of speaking. I could not stop laughing to save a life. Quality😎
"Shawtys boom boom was sturdier then the sphynx" 💀💀
Dude looks like the missing link and wants to talk about bloodlines...
Dam I never thought I’d see someone white knight cleopatra😂 even today people simp for her
@@horrorbean1949 whether OP's a simp or not, they're kinda right
The missing link 😭 damn
I stg you look and sound almost exactly like the devil from nerd city
I love your videos brother. Please never stop making them!!! Long live Soho Brody!!!
Why doesn’t anyone talk about her leadership?? She was an absolutely amazing leader and this is all everyone talks abt -_-
She really wasnt though. She was smart and alright at domestic politics. But theres a reason why she was merely a puppet vassal for rome
Because they’re men
@@User-hg1jk no it’s because she was a terrible leader. While ruler she lost her kingdom multiple times and until Julius Ceaser got into the mix she was handling her war or whatever against her brother terribly. And ultimately in the end she chose herself over her kingdom. Egypt was on the ropes the entire time she was ruler, it was only a matter of time
Could you add subtitles to this
Id time travel back in time and see how that peen made roman legends kneel
pretty sure the only one who went on their knees was Cleopatra
@@krisp1871 idk Roman's were pretty fruity i think
@@CereDulce37 Some of them were simps, but the male population at large didn’t let thottery threaten the greater picture.
Octavian for example.