Daz Watches Ruby Rube
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- Опубликовано: 20 окт 2018
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Was she born without eyelids😂
Oh my gosh! One of my favorite youtubers follows my other favorite one:3
READY TO GLARE a
obliviously her eyelids lost a fight with Jeff the killer
and her brows
I luv yr vids
Ruby: ok guys it’s 3am
Daz: **laughs** nO iTS noT
It’s so easy to change the time on iPhones lol
oml you’re pfp is my brothers contact pfp 😂
3:16 AM right now XD
Also I see you EVERYWHERE 😂
Itz_ GachaCookiezz ?
Best moments:
*Ruby yelling*
Daz: i feel like im being abused
Ruby: Who are u!? Where are my dolls?
Daz: You'll never see them again 👺
wait was it who? i thought it was why are you doing this not being mean i just thought she said that
@@Ashley.Loc-what 💀
@@mrpreppy72288 i had my subtitles on-
" Meanwhile, in mummy and daddys room, mummy is fillming daddy dressed up as a doll"
GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
Moments later mommy and daddy are having $3✖️
@@neilbreese6369 um okay. Sure. Though, I never understand while people blur out the word sex, it's not a bad word. (No hate btw)
This is how many people turned there volume down before ruby started talking
I did lol (dolls)
Mine was all the way up 😂😂😂😐
NO BUT I F*CKN WISH I DID
Their* Sorry had to. Actually no, not sorry. But yes, I did too.
@@meghanh2511 OH MY GOSHHHHH
Shes 13
Daz: "I don't know why youtubers shout"
Daz: "LINDAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
wait how did the person who commented after you and said more or less the same thing get more likes...?
I wouldn’t be surprised if she gets bullied at school lmfao...
If she even goes to school
He backs up from the mic to shout
13? *are you sure about that*
Ella Baxter at least when he screams it's quieter
4 years late I may be but this dude deserves to have his face on every uk bank note
same, but oh well still funny
ikr
true
Exactly 😭😭
Fax
Ruby: *aggressively yelling*
Daz: Jesus Christ,
Also daz: that nearly blew my ear drums out of my eyes
Daz: Why do youtubers shout?
Also Daz: LINDA!!
*wheeze*
Yeah lmao😂
SO TRUE,THO!!!😂😂
Hamish Roberts shouting at the camera
Jacksepticeye
Ruby: HeY gUyS iTs RuBy
Daz: Jesus Christ
I felt that
Ha, 69 likes
Not bad kid
I died the way he said that
At That Part I Dropped My Water Bottle and it spilled everywhere in other words right before the bottle hit the floor the bottle was my will to live
2 minutes in to video
Ruby: IM ABOUT TO CALL DIVA AT 3 AM
Daz: *CALL HER THEN*
"What in all of history is that?"
That is a Jollibee mascot.
"HELLO IM A LITTLE GIRL AND IM LOST IN DARKNEES AND IM LOOKING FOR ELEVEN AND I HAVE ON CAT EARS" Lmao
You don't say
O. K.
I read this at the same time as Daz said it
That is true
MeMes ArE LiT I was litterly reading your comment the exact same time daz says it ahahha
No one:
Not a single soul:
Ruby Rube: “FREE A.M.”
Now this funny
@@dude.with.stuff824 yes, but would you like a free a.m.?
?
@@shadowlol3176 r/wooosh
@@shadowlol3176 r/woooosh
4:23 I STARTED CRYINF AT THIS BIT
“I can hear my brain vibrating…LINDA!!👹” 😂
"So... is diva friendly or is she a child snatcher..."
that cracked me up
Me
True xD
😂😂😂
Bella Dauzat r/woosh
Take a shot every time ruby blinks.
*stays sober*
Or when she talks at a normal volume
Take a shot every time Ruby makes an acting face
*Ooof*
Deep lil Girl no Ty . The only shots I wanna take are shots to my head 😎
My bottle has more beer then when I started.
Ooooooof
Ruby:’she’s ripping there heads off’ that got me rolling 😂🤣
8:45 😂😂 daz cracks me up he fr went sinister
Ruby: she’s ripping their heads off!!!
Daz: *laughs*
Me: *laughs uncontrollably*
Gacha Angel FINALLY ANOTHER GACHA TUBER WHO WATCHES DAZ!!
She deserves it though...and I laughed a lot to
Same
Sane
Same I mean
Am I the only one who hears 3 AM as “Free AM”?
aLsO
Ruby’s tone of voice,
JOJO SIWA WHO???
And they share that hairline too
😂 trueeeeeeeeee
Ełłie_Røbløx now that’s free real estate
It's because of the way they speak he says it like that also (btw I wasn't looking at my phone at first and I thought it was JoJo lol)
I legit heard FREE not THREE NOT A TH A FREE
CoryxKenishin isn’t back so I’m rewatching all of Daz’s video😂love Daz
"maybe she can teach you to *BLINK!* "
i wheezed.
“She’s ripping their heads off!”
**laughs**
“Oh I shouldn’t be laughing at that”
**laughs again**
I laughed at that too xD
@@blizzard_the_seal9863 he said "That isn't funny." But yet still laughed
@Mr. Fibbles Gaming And Reactions That's the best part
I did
The girl: *gasp* "SHE'S RIPPING THE HEADS OFF"
Daz: *laughs* "Sorry that's not funny" *laughs again*
Lol
The funny part is that you can just put the heads bakke on😂
lmao
how dare you steal my pfp
@gAcha_ love x not you shaking my smh
My FAVOURITE Daz video!!!!
3:53 fav moment!
4:23 "HELLO I'M A LITTLE GIRL LOST INT HE DARKNESS AND I'M LOOKING FOR ELEVEN FROM STRANGER THINGS I'VE GOT CAT EARS" 6:09 "WhOs DiVa"
*this is why you dont give 9 year olds caffeine: they never blink, they scream, they will give u the biggest damn headache-*
This is true for most but I have been drinking coffee since I was like 4 and I was never insane like her lmao
not when there antisocial I’m not 9 I’m older but still it barley gives me energy guess it’s cuz I stay up all night gamin
The thing is she’s 14 but looks and acts like a 5 year old! Like excuse me!?
I do that even without caffeine. ADHD be like-
Min A Me -wait she’s fourteen? I though she had to be at MOST 12........ I don’t understand teens....
*WhY wAs ShE bOrN wItHoUt EyElIdEs.....ShEs NoT bLiNkInG!”
Is the moment when I inhaled my water
TYSM so glad my water inhaling made someone’s day happier🥰❤️
I inhaled my water when I read this comment
Two inhalation’s on one vid I think that’s a record
oh my god same lamo
I inhaled my cookie when I read this comment
I inhaled my tea.
Ruby: "she's ripping their heads off!"
DAZ: *laughs, making me laugh too*
Also daz: "that's not funny"
Me: *laughs even harder"
Daz: "LINDA GOOGLE IS THAT NORMAL!" Ruby: 👁👄👁 2:10
“HELLO IM A LITTLE GIRL AND IM LOST IN THE DARK LOOKING FOR ELEVEN FROM STRANGER THINGS AND I HAVE CAT EARS” I can’t with daz😂😂😂
I know! I couldn’t stop laughing XDD
Ha ha ha
XD
XD
I WAS DEAD I SWEARRR
Ruby rube is actually the female version of Morgz
Yeah you are so right so correct my G
No shes morgz niece
OMG YOU ARE SO RIGHT
So true they both fake every thing and are both terrible actors
LMAOOOO
Ruby: we are about to call diva
Daz: CALL HER THEN
“Oh my gosh, guys, that’s diva the LOL doll stealing my LOL dolls!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
By the way, what was that “hello?” Sounded like she had a different personality all of a sudden🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ruby - ok guys it’s three am now and....
Daz black- no it’s not...
😂😂😂I swear somehow everything daz says is funny😂😂😂😂
I know I don't know how that's possible but I'm glad it is
Its probably like 1pm when she made this and daz is just straight up
: No its not!
Ahaha
Averybun_ 19 hello
True
"she's ripping their heads of!"
Daz:*laughs* "Sorry thats not funny" continues laughing
Love it 😆 🤣 😂
Off*
@@urmum9759 spelling doesn't matter
Does when you’re trying to get a point across
@@urmum9759 grammar geek
Who else is waching 2024
Me
Me lol
Me
Me
I watched this originally for 2-3-4 years ago:3
Daz:I don't know why youtubers shout!
Daz shouts: LINDA!
"Just smack her with an iPad!" Sponsored by Apple.
Dr. Trumpetlove hahahahaha
@Tele fishin 😂😂
I acc got iphone 11 add
Wow theres adds in comments to now
Me: smashes phone again table sponsored by tables
Anime Weeb you likes are 666 ahh
Daz: Why do youtubers shout
Also Daz: LLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNDDDDDDDAAAAAA
True
😂
But he isnt shouting directly at the camera bursting your ear drum's
@@spooks8017 But he still shouting
@@spooks8017 but it's funny
4 years and it is one of the top 10 funniest videos i have watched ❤ 🍀
" hello I'm a little girl lost in darkness and I'm looking for a eleven from stranger things and I'vegot cat ears " 😂 you never fail to make me laugh daz :)
Daz: LINDA!!!!!
Daz: GET THIS GIRL SOME EYELIDS
5:16 Daz catches the Ruby Rube disease
Loud .... But it kinda sucks when the videos he reviews talk/sound so soft (quietest shit ever) compared to him .... Daz your not loud ... It's the videos you review
hmm... rubies?
Ahahahahahahahahahaha😂😂😂😂
The Rubies disease has caused a huge outbreak and has wiped out more than 4 million subs.
Holy *shit.* (⚆_⚆)
8.21 million subs now daz , your bigger and better than ever , well deserved.
“I swear if she doesn’t call deva I’ll launch through the monitor” one minute later: RAHHHH🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Daz should make an Alexa but it isn’t Alexa.
It’s *LiNdA*
Omg yes! Then she would respond more😂
YES YES YESSS
Id buy it
I’d buy 100000000000000000000 of them
Then she will fix his computer
*ruby* WHERE ARE MY LOL DOLLS?
*daz in a deep voice* You're never gonna see them again
I'm so scared.
*Daz in deep voice Again* I Buried Them In The Backyard with My children
Omg I literally fell out laughing
@@vipersdesire2366 fell out of what?
*_i might regret asking that-_*
skydemon101 when daz said your never gonna see them again
@@vipersdesire2366 .... what the fuck has that gotta do with what i asked?
Daz: i dont know why youtubers scream so much, i speak normally.
Also Daz: HOWS IT GOING DAZZLERS
daz makes everything funny one of my favorite youtubers
Poor Linda. Daz always ask were Linda is, but he never ask how Linda is
1 like = 1 prayer for Linda 😢
My name is Linda irl xD
Where...
Who’s linda
thank you
Diva looks like Dora the Explorer hitting up the rave scene.
Ikr
Yup
Lol
🤣
PFFFFT OMG
I could stop laughing I literally almost made the house shake😂😂😂😂😂
daz:why do youtubers shout
also daz:LINDA
She’s a British Jojo siwa.
Practically 😂
Leah Nicole iniitt
When she started screaming I thought the same thing
Leah Nicole I mean, at least we can understand what she’s saying lmao
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 LOW KEY FOR REALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
Linda! Get the girl some eye lids
@Chaz Rules i main mercy ok thank...
And eyebrows🤣
And get her voice to tone down
Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
ruby:IM GONNA CALL HER NOW (10 minutes later)
daz: i am gonna throw my body in the pc if she doesnt!
Ruby: Where are my LOL dolls!?
Daz: * Starts making dark jokes out of a kids channel *
“maybe diva can teach you to BLINK!!!”
“LINDA! GET ME A DIVA!”
Daz, you are a diva😂
Unicornsprinkles 23 10:06
Daz: “what is thatttt”
Me: “that’s Dora on crack my friend”
Deep lil Girl lol I was about to comment that but then I saw your comment 😂
😂😂
Drag queen Dora
😅😂🤣
Deep lil Girl I was thinking of Dora high XD
Daz’s reactions are the only thing keeping me sane
Ruby Rube: Oh no! She's ripping their heads off!
Daz: *chuckles*
Omg 💀
She sound like an alarm in the morning that you can’t turn off
I cried while reading this
Ahhhh that is so true
True😏
I'm going to play this video at 7am when my dad doesn't walk the dog
@@eraabazi2328 LMAOAOOAAOOA FRR THO
Ruby: HEY EVERYONE ITS RUBY!
Daz: Jesus crist
Screen_Time_YEET can u sub to my yt
LifeWith Melodie no😐
"jesus crist"
@@princesaatvv how about no
Omg guys do you see that this comment got 175 like$?
what
in all of history
is that.
Best Daz Quote 😂😂
Daz is one of the best commentators i’ve ever witnessed on youtube. everything he says makes me laugh my ass off😂
"I can feel parts of my brain vibrating is that normal?"
"LINDA,LINDA, GOOGLE IS THAT NORMAL TO FEEL YOUR BRAIN VIBRATE"
"Stop shouting at me,"
"HELLO,IM A LITTLE GIRL,IM LOST IN DARKNESS AND IM LOOKING FOR 11FROM STRANGER THINGS
IVE GOT CAT EARS"
"Gods she exploded again, This child is AGIAN WITH THE LIKES YOU JUST SAID IT THREE TIMES" "I dont want to like your video now"
As soon as I read this it Just happened Lol
Omg the second one made me die 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Daz - Dazzling
Ruby rube - In the grace
Hotel - Trivago
Love it BUT U CANT NOT LIKE DAZ’S VIDS!!!😍😍😍🤣🤣🤣🤬
‘She’s ripping their heads off’
Daz ‘hahaha... sorry.’😂😂😂
YOU WROTE THIS 55 MINUTES AGO AND YOU GOT 262 LIKES
l uckey
And is RUclips lagging
Or you actually wrote this 55 minutes ago
deppresed bananas omgg, I didn’t even realise!! Daz liked omgggg
420!!!
This is the first time i’ve laughed so hard at a video I couldn’t breath. Thank you daz!
I can’t believe I used to think the 3am videos were real omg 😭 love you daz!!
“Looks like a transgender version of bendi and the ink machine”I can’t😂
Bendy*
aka Hyperzz sorry
@@Kay-xo1mn it's ok it was a funny comment and a funny statement by daz
Read my username to see how to spell it actully
Kaylen Senter it’s to much😂😂🤣🤣
fun fact: *she still has the same profile picture after probably 3 years*
Markiplier has had the same for like 7
@@wydtruly but he makes good content🤣
Am I late?
@@OReRains yes
@@OReRains so am i
Daz: “hi I’m a little girl in the darkness looking for eleven from stranger things and I got cat ears”
😂💀 4:27
Ruby:’ShE’s RiPiNg ThErE hEaD’s OfF’. Me:GOOD
I like how daz’s eyes go cross eyed when he’s doing the low voice 8:48
XD HAHAHAH- **cough** Dammit! Stupid TB
Arthur M0rgan no Arthur MICHA IS A SNAKE HES A RATT
😂
4:17
10:27
Ruby currently has 2.9m and Daz currently has 2.8m 😖😣 **Shaking my head**
Sadie _Hufflepuff well *smacks* some f***ing way some stupid 8 or something year old have more subs by screaming at the top of her lungs to a camera and this Daz have less subs by actually making content what is RUclips coming to a grave yard just like Vine probably
@@Ariana-bp2oo I agree
@@Ariana-bp2oo honestly I can't believe a 8 year old who screams into a camera and makes fake 3 am videos....
He has 2.9 now
Well then....I found my next murder targets....come on,that’s ridiculous
DAZ SHE WATCHED THE VIDEO AND LAUGHED LOL
I love when daz says that you’re never gonna see that LOL dolls again and When he says he’s very in his garden was like the best day ever die to keep replaying it I kept laughing my head off
Ruby: SHE'S RIPPING THEIR HEADS OFF
Daz: hehehehehehehehehe
“oh sorry that’s not funny” 😂😂💀
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah
Hahahahahahhaaahahahahahaa
I was laughing when that happened
I was dead 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
She says it's 3am yet it's completely light outside
Yes it's probably like 8 pm
Yep
Cassie Bridges it’s 3 am somewhere
Typo 3pm probs 😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah
daz is probably the oldest comedy
when vine was popular
The ''Your never gonna see them again" got me😂
Take a shot every time ruby rube blinks..... I guess we’re all sober then........... shame
Sage Wentzel shit
She's on Crystal meth bro
my face is a lie don’t point out the obvious 😂
ilysm now
Anna Frazier ily2
How many noise complaints does her family get from her neighbours
Harry Skipp more then 100
Diva killed the neighbors
How many don't judge a book by its cover videos did it take to shave her whole eyebrows
They have no more neighbours
7:20 oh my god. From diva, a mythical creature she made up. To her being so crazy she made an impression of eating the camera.😂
Daz:”i would never ask you to buy my merch”
*the end:*
Daz "what are they feeding her"
"pure fucking cocaine"
Don't forget the adrenaline
Probably true
Ya like the fuck-
Fresh from the alleyway
😂
Ruby: "Oh no. Shes ripping their heads off!"
Daz: *Laughs as a phsycho*
“Linda! Get the girl some eye lids”😂I’m dying
Ruby: Why were you taking my LOL dolls and Where are they?
Daz: You’re never gonna see them again 👹
Also Daz: I buried them in the backyard with my children👺
Me: *sees title of video*
Also Me: Oh god he’s gonna suffer
Yup exactly what I thought
And we will to
Lily Rain yeah, my sister used to think she was real 💀
Yall don’t know how many times I’ve watched this it’s so funny
Whos watching in may 2024😊
her attempt at being tired makes it sound like she's about to cry
Frrrrr tho
Exactly
How can you be so right yet so controversial
Yesssss
So true
Daz: Mean while in mummy and daddy’s room, mummy is filming daddy dressed up as a doll!👌🏼
Me: (gasping for air)😂🤣😂
Hana Banana 🤣🤣
when he said meanwhile in mummy and daddy’s room i thought he was gonna say something different
What a BREWWW
‘’that nearly drew my eardrums out of my eyes’’
“What.. in all of history…. Is that-“ 10/10 😂😂😂😂😂
Maybe diva can teach you to BLINK.
Fr tho
Have some choccy milk
Because you are epic
Diva is a doll.........dolls don’t blink