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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
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Love getting it recommended it 7 years later
Lit
Love
Fr
Literally
Fax
I love how daz says “I personally love giraffes” couple minutes later he says “it’s true giraffes must be heartless creatures”
Creatures*
Agreed😂😂
If u press the 3 dots u can edit ur comment
Speaking of giraffes I remember the time Miniladd broke his giraffes neck
I mean, I love dogs, but my dogs are arseholes to eachother.
Daz: “I like giraffes personally”
*moments later*
Daz: “giraffes are heartless creatures”
Pfft-
NO
Maybe he likes heartless creatures...
I like your pfp :)
@@els_366 why thank you :)
Maths test:
•Joanna has 67 apples
•James went to the sun
•Julie saw a tree
•how long is Jakes road
orange
lmao
cat
cheese wheel squared
Bacon. Bacon is always the answer.
Bob has 5 pencils. Mary gives Bill a candy bar. Calculate the mass of the Sun
Ryuu_ 😭😂😂😂
is it 666,420.69
69
I need a pencil and I am going to steal Bill's candy bar and there is no sun annnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyymooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee because love is an oppppppppepnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn dddddddddddoooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
69
RUclips algoritm: lets recomend this 4 years after
**YES**
Ikr
I guess I wasn’t the only one.
Lol
Same lmfao
science like:
bob weighs half of jessica
jessica has 2 cats
how many pumpkins are on jane street at halloween
Yesss
This is every primary school in Scotland😹
Mars
because, 4+apple-r=purple
400 cookies plus a cuponed omelet from macdonalds
Honestly 🤣
gotta love when this gets recommended 5 years later
Fr 😂
Thank god it’s not just me 😂
honestlyyyyy
Yesss sameeee
XD I’ve been watching old das videos so it makes sense tbh
Daz: "Proof that girls are evil...oh no, don't tell tumblr!"
I cracked up 😂
lowkey I did too it was funny af
What you learn: 1+2=
What your homework is: 8+3+1=
What the test says: Billy is 5 feet tall. His train is 11 minuets late. Find the mass of the sun.
🤯
Heck yes I’m a Shadowhunters fan! And the 3B promo literally tore me to shreds. I freaking love Clace so much that it hurts, and I actually started crying in that 15 seconds of awesomeness 😂
Daily. Tea Malec is incredible, but personally, I prefer clace 😍 so have you read the book series yet? All of it? I’m in the process of rereading again. I want to refresh my memory before February, so now I’m kinda just reading them and watching the show on a loop 😂
Daily. Tea omg I rlly don’t want to give anything away, but with what happens at the end of COLS where Sebastian is bonded with Jace is all switched up in the show cuz Lilith put that rune on Clary instead. I’m not gonna say what happens in book 5 or 6 cuz I don’t wanna spoil that for u, but omg with what happens if you mix up the characters like what they did in the show things are gonna get soooo intense! I’m so not ready for it!
TRU
This sounds like some of that common core BS, that kids are doing now.
why does Johnny have so many soaps?!?
miNd yo bUSineSs DaVid
yesssssss vines!
Sophie Batson I love vines bro
Sophie Batson yeeeeeeeeessssssssssss iM nAhT pLaYiN tHeSe GaMeS
I want to like this comment but you have 69 likes and I don’t want to mess it up😂 so take this 👍🏼
*I aInT pLaYiNg ThEsE gAmEs*
His laugh is so contagious 😂 whenever I watch him I find myself laughing so much and it all ways makes my day so much better
One time I wrote "Im just guessing" as my name on the second side of my science test sheet and my teacher somehow noticed it and wrote "I can tell"
omg that teacher is savage XD #gangsterteacher2017
he has to watch the poppy film theory
Hi
mlp~CINNAMON SUGAR lol
mlp~CINNAMON SUGAR OOOOOHHHHHHHH
Start of the video:
I like giraffes 🦒
Couple mins later:
GIRAFFES ARE HEARTLESS CREATURES
Sad
Same 🦒
No there not
Lizzi Armstrong so true 😵😇😂
@@jackson4453 it was on one of the tests 😂💀
“What ended in 1896?”
“1895.”
“What was significant about it?”
“It ended.”
(Would be my answer lol)
I'm confused about that one question because it didn't say before it said in so wouldn't it be 1896?
@@littlenightmaressix6657 1895 comes before 1896
@@tocachicken8434 ik but it said ended in instead of before
@@littlenightmaressix6657 yes but 1895 ended in 1896
@@tocachicken8434 no it ended before it
still watching your old videos in 2024 💗
real
Watching this cos doing GCSEs now
Same
Fr 😂😂😂❤❤❤
Always greatest plan: Watch nostalgic videos within a new year
"Explain why Tracey is wrong."
"She's a woman."
*"WAIT TILL TUMBLR FINDS OUT!"*
Thanks for the summary ?
SIMP !!
aitma7a its an opposite simp?
i can tell that kid's father is a incel
I think I’m even more angry then tumblr on that answer
“I love giraffes personality “
2 minuets laters
Giraffes are heartless creatures
Tito Díaz nice spelling
Lolololololololololol lmfao
OMG did you win a spelling test?
Nitro nuggets... omg did u win a spelling test u sound stupid its spelling B
Nitro if ur gonna insult someone do it right
"what can we do to stop over population
2020: allow us to introduce our selfs
Abigail McPheron 🤣😭 😵😷💀
This is spelt wrong
@@calcium5152 I'm not sure Slimelnater is a word, either
SlimeInater WHeRes ThIs
Michael The Mediocre it’s a user name it doesn’t need to be spelt correctly if it’s her own word..
Selves*
RUclips algorithm: let's recommend this after 7YEARS
honestly 😂
Who else was still watching Daz when he was still in his closet XD
NightcoreUndead YES
NightcoreUndead yes
NightcoreUndead I was😂
NightcoreUndead i was too 😂😂
I was XD
1. I woke up
2. My crush asked me to go to McDonalds with him
3. I went
4. He asked me out
Except that’s actually what happened
My crush knows I like him but then says he preffers my best friend.
few days later, he begins to hate her. Still don't know if he likes me at all.
I hate my friend they are my friends only talks to me in class and I get it trouble
No don’t take that seriously my friends are great
@@axelaxer9671 ask girl
read it as 2341
ColleenxRachel ballinger
It was a dream 😂
SCHOOL:
Classwork: 2 + 2 = 4
Homework: 4 + 4 = 8
Test: if billy has 2 wallnuts and maria takes a strawberry from him, how much is the diameter of the sun?
Dejis hairline
Lol
So true
I think you mean “what is the diameter of the sun” not “how much is the diameter of the sun”
Tru
The “Hores” one had me WHEEEEEEEEEZING!!!!!! I’m still crying of laughter! I can’t breathe!!!!!
Same😂😂
"what can we do to stop overpopulation?"
me: take the warning labels off of everything and let the idiots weed themselves out.
They do that even when the warning labels are there.
Bomb Brazil.
@@claymore32 Also true
Overpopulation is Impossible
@Bokuto -san! YASSSS
*I was choking on my food when Daz was reading the "hores" story lmaoo*
SAME
Lol I have a pony
@@ellatomlinson4813 at least you don't have hores 😂
@@jadec.9077 IKR do you?......
🤣🤣🤣
i was drinking and it went down the wrong hole it hurt
anoja31 I read ‘food’ as ‘foot’ and I was mildly concerned
Jason bought 29 apples at the supermarket , Kayla bought 42 using this information calculate the age of Jason's dog
*Sherlock theme song starts playing* *diagrams and deduction notes unfold in midair* *clasps hands together and squints eyes every so slightly* hmmmmm......
. jwkkilljoy hahahahahahahahaha I love this
Hmm... Sounds like the bitch is around... 73 - 104... If not, the fucking dog is 2.
Lizzy Ajayi You're very talented.
At stealing Ryuu_'s comment.
Bacon. Simple.
Yeah I’m here after 5 years cause Daz is to funny 😂
6 years😭
@@vallschannel7
“why is milk given to children?”
“to make them happy before they die”
The promised never land season 1 intro starts playing*
That’s like the only anime I’ve ever watched 😂
@@cap7520 lol I’m a weeb I recommend hunterxhunter and haikyuu if you wanna keep watching anime anyways have a good day 😊
@@missgurl8436 i watch little witch academia. It's really fun. the age recommendation is 6 but in my opinion there's some scary scenes lol
@@y.uqiyeon lol same
*_NANANANANANANANANANA EWERRRRRRRR EWEWEEWEH BAHSXGJKGVJ_*
The 1896 one had me dead 😂😂
i dont get it
Hiddlestoner WHAT ended in 1896? 1895 ended in 1896. When 1896 came around, 1895 ended.
+Hiddlestoner this isnt an english test where you write long af replys ....damn
Autumn Marie I died
" *bacon is always the answer* "
Whose kid is this? 😂
*Daz*
Search up king curtis on youtube
*vegans and vegetarians are pissed*
• saki • whose*
No Name uh i’m vegetarian and they answer was literally the funniest shit
STILL WATCHING 7 YEARS LATER!!
5:44
Hannah has 5 candy bars and Jill has two.Calculate the rate of expansion of the universe using five unicorns and a pumpkin spiced latte.
Shrekilicious Capricorn. The answer - the answer is capricorn.
Wat
Answer is 69??
Bacon.
Hannah and Jill can solve their own damn problems
kids are clever and extremely witty😂
Yes, we all are. Even the ones who aren’t
Thanks
Plot twist: Everyone only thinks the kid was trying to write about “horses” and they really did mean hores 😂
check the spelling and sticker up right
Ooop
Wtf is yo profile picture?
@@MacaroniVR HIS PROFILE PICTURE IS SCARY THATS WHAT IT IS
@@brandonhurley4122 its an eye eye and its an animal it aint scary click it
Why did this get recommended 7 yrs later😭😭
ikr
Fax
When I was young I did a test on the human muscles. One was labeled as hamstrings. I answered cheesestrings for the muscle below it. I got +5 marks
Lol
That’s funny but irresponsible for the teacher (assuming that it was a serious test)
@@hamburger9677its probably fake
"What can we do to stop overpopulation?"
Me: *THANOS*
frazzle_studios perfectly balanced
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
lol
That would cause a mankind apocalypse
Z what else would it be an apocalypse to? The beluga whales
only in math it is normal to buy 45 watermelon.
Maybe the teacher is a watermelon worshiper
Lucy McGugan it is normal for me...
you never said in one day or not
*Watermelons*
Lucy McGugan I’m allergic to watermelon and oranges
Lucy McGugan or 57 chocolate bars......
RUclips: ahh, a video I can recommend 6 YEARS LATER 😂
Daz: “I don’t think that would get rid of enough of the population”
Corona: Observe
Im not liking this comment bc its at 69, consider it liked.
✨ 1 4 0 t h ✨
I mean, only 1 million have died globally so it’s not doing much
SOMEONE QUICKLY FORM THE C.I.S, THAT'LL GET RID OF ENOUGH
Nice comment. Wanna give it a like. But that *420* is stopping me 💀
Take my like with disgust
These answers aren’t even funny I just like watching daz laugh cause it’s contagious lol 😂
Same
I only liked so it would say 69
Wow
When quarantine got you watching three-year-old videos of daz games 😂
Me I have only been watching memeuolse and daz lmai
@@quantumphorces7906 I only been watching daz sidemen and memeulous
I love your profile pic
Facts
I love how when daz talks about mean things he laughs while saying them 😂😂😂😂
Daz why are you so funny.... Im litterally laughing my ass off
Megan Cowell c
LavenderGirl same my mom was all like what your watching can't be that funny
Honey, how the fuck did you literally laugh your ass off.
your that one friend that doesn't get invited to parties, Ben.
What an idiotic assessment. Also, YOU'RE wrong. Good one though!
There was an English test I had where it asked where a character was buried and I couldn't remember so I said 'in the ground' and my teacher marked it as wrong 🙁
u really can't say it's wrong..........
Ashley Matunis omg lol lol lol. We were doing factors and I didn T know what to put so I purposely put 0 and my teacher marked it wrong! Please like if this is funny to you.
Ashley Matunis well that’s just rude of the teacher
Ashley Matunis NO ONE CARES
Luis Savage if 251 ppl liked it then yea... Ppl care besides you.
“What can we do to stop overpopulation?” 4:45
People from 2020: cOrOnAvIrUs
EmBur and you’re one of them
I mean .... u not wrong ..
.
The purge
EmBur another meteor
There’s still more people getting born then dying from corona
5 years later and it still slaps
Daz: I cut the top of my thumb off with a knife.
Me: You what? *rewinds it*
Daz: I cut the top of my thumb off with a knife.
Me: UM CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE SOME TIME OFF TO LET IT HEAL 👍
Ambervity IKR DAZ BE CAREFUL
LINDA! LINDA AM I SPEEDING?!?!
Valerie Animagus check ur speedometer bro
DAZ DARLING CHECK UR FRICKIN SPEEDOMOTER U GEEZER
One I saw was bob had 58 chocolate bars and he ate 38 what does bob have now
The kid answered: diabetes bob has diabetes
Brooke Winiata i saw it too lmfao
CHAZZZA Whatever
Brooke Winiata hahahhahaha
It was Bob had 38 candy bars. He ate 27. What does he have now? xD
Brooke Winiata the answer is zero because it said HAD (I'm smart)
Recommended it 6 YEARS LATER for me
1) I woke up
2)my crush asked me out
3)I said yes
4)I fell asleep in class
5)I got a detention
Instead it’s; 4,2,3,1,5 😭😭😭😭
Was that real?
This is hilarious
4+2=6 6+3=9=9+1=10 10+5=15
Only 15 minutes not dat harsh lol I think I did it wrong
I feel you
Happiness Noise I L💜VE IT
Daz: I like giraffes 🦒
Also daz: Giraffes are heartless creatures
😂
Nobody:
Not a single person:
Daz:laughs at dead giraffe
I know it's mean but I laugh at death
Shota Todoroki: wha-
Lol
Shota Todoroki SADIST GANG ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾
Shota Todoroki what the fuck
Not me watching it 6 years late
Daz then: how’s it going dazzlers, welcome back to DazGames-
Daz now: HOWZITGOIN DAZZLAHS-
He’s turning into jojo siwa 😔
@@lilarosen249 at least he’s not irritating and acts as himself XD
@@ash_moon3074 thank god!
I cannot stop staring at the fucking thumb
then stare at the fucking hat XD
Josef Vella Now I cannot stop staring at the fucking hat
yeah me too :) that was the whole point though :) thanks for taking my advice :)
valerie We all know where you'd want that thumb :)
nnoooooooo......it would fall off......*one moment to shudder, and back watching anime*
TIME FOR A TEA PARTY!!!!!!!! ☕️☕️☕️☕️🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
TheDiamondHacker YYYYAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
TheDiamondHacker ☕
TheDiamondHacker HAH!!!! *hat flies off head revealing tea party hat* TIME FOR A TEA PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!1!1!1!1!11!!!!!!!
especially near the harbor 😃😃😃😃
Kina tano Yes.
6 years later and still iconic
dad wants hores but mom sais no hahahaha this killed me
Suga Infires Me I know right
Jin is a sweetheart ARMY
i read this before i watched the video and i was like 0.0
Jin is a sweetheart that actually makes sense
My bias is V even tho my profile pic is Jin army
*I guess you've lost your thumbnail*
Justasimplecupoftae YESSSSSSS 🔥🔥🔥
👌🏾
Lol XD
😂
Pun *intended*
Daz: that kid should be in detention
Me: you are that kid
7:44 you use milk bc its like minecraft, it can get rid of effects
Don’t need milk bro just become Indian
'I love giraffes personally '
*giraffe dies*
HAHAHA
“What can we do to stop overpopulation?”
Me: The Purge.
In this pandemic...
I was thinking that we gonna have a purge
Roblox DragonsYT lol
@Roblox DragonsYT lol
Using the infinity gauntlet and snap your fingers like in the movie
Who else is just waiting and waiting for RE 7?
Cut Throat lol meeeeee!!!
Cut Throat same lool
MEEEEEE!!!
Cut Throat the new resident evil part 4 is out? Go look
Cut Throat he already started playing it go to all of his videos and watch them ...
Daz: “how’s it going dazzlers welcome back to daz watches” me: “and ano-“
This is like what kids talk about after school
I dont blame them either most teachers doesnt help all the time.
xXRiseEmpireXx MY MATH TEACHER IN QUARANTINE IS AN EXAMPLE!!
True
*during school.
Who else loves daz cuz of his reactions 😂😂😂 ?
Meh
Louisa Kawaii me
Louisa Kawaii boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii daz is the best
Louisa Kawaii yess
Dear Thumb,
HURRY UP AND GET BETTER!! DAZ DOES'NT DESERVE THIS!!
cringe
cringe
cringe
cringe
cringe
Socially Awkward get up and deal with it😎
Anyone here in 2024😁
Who isnt
Yes
Yep
Yes
Hi
My GCSE final paper for biology last year gave us a question where we had to figure out Daves sugar intake from a list of foods he had for breakfast (bloody all you can eat buffet mind) using a graph provided. After my hard working outs I answered. "Dave has diabetes, that's what Dave bloody has"I still got a c though so we're good.
Jade Carberry-White You British?
Jade Carberry-White my GCSE biology paper was talking about 15/16 year olds drinking alcohol and mosquitos
Pleiadesu yup
Heol nice
Heol wales
Who can just imagine Daz cutting off the top of his finger and letting out his hilarious laugh/scream 😂 (Get well soon thumb x)👍🏻💋
Why’d he cut his thumb off?
@@headlessharry40 i would like to know aswell
It was four yes ago...
@@AbdulSattar-bn1nx ok
5year ago**
For my uni elective, I took up emergency first aid and one of the things we had to learn was how to change the sheets for someone who is bedridden. It’s tedious but it can be a one-person job. I totally forgot how one person could do it and wrote about how 4 people could lift the old sheets, bedridden person and all, and lay down new ones.
I earned a zero for that question. And a dishonourable mention after the papers were passed back 😂
I dropped my iPad from 3 feet high to my head while Daz was laughing. DAZ WERE YOU LAUGHING AT ME?
I had a French test and there was a story I had to read and the 3rd question said who lives next to Pierre, I forgot the answer and I said his neighbors.😂😂😂
History be like :
The war ended in 1975
James owns 7 peaches
How much mass is Jupiter ?
🤣🤣🤣
Why is it always a mass of some planet
@@pebblegrindelwald6593 idk ask the TeAcHerS
Soooo underrated
Lmaoooooooo
I forgot to put the date on one of my papers and the teacher wrote “Date?” And so I wrote no thanks. I moved schools the next month.
lol
I DID THIS AND FORGOT ABOUT IT UNTIL I READ THIS OMFG
😂
Lol
That’s obviously a copy live your likes :>
Yoo 2024 I’m still here
Same
Same
cannibalism has the potential to solve both world hunger and overpopulation
If I didn't care about my grade I would've put the purge
.
Genius. Apparently it tastes like chicken.
The fuck am I saying...
ShutUpItsLeigh *mindblown*
omg. mind blown.
This video's "How's it goin Dazzlers" was probably the calmest "How's it going Dazzlers I have ever heard.
Him when he cut his finger: Linda call the hospital!!!
Them: Girls are evil
Daz: iM tElLiNg TuMbLeR
If daz was a teacher at my school id love to come to school every day 😂
The one with the three giraffes and the kid put “ giraffes are heartless creatures” I literally had that test in school 😂
might be a bit late to the party but same
1 woke up
2 went to school
3 saw my crush
4 kissed my crush
Wait it actually went like this 2 3 4 1
Jasmine Rothnie im sorry
Jasmine Rothnie same
how
Jasmine Rothnie same ;-;
Jasmine Rothnie find a new joke
RUclips algorithm: let’s recommend this 6 years later
My teacher gave us this paper that had questions on it so this is what happens:
"How can I make the class Better?"
My Answer: TURN ON THE AIR, I'M DYING OF A HEAT STROKE OVER HERE :(
I literally put that there and turned it in.
i've chewed on my headphone wires, (it's a habit, be quiet) and every time i hear music in them, it sounds bass boosted. Meme Headphones!
LMAO MY SISTER ONE ONE OF HER PAPERS PUT
Q: "What did we do in last lesson?"
A: "die of boardem"
pretty sure it was review on the word boredom
7 years later, RUclips finally recomends good content😍
to daz's thumb: get up and deal with it :)
Winning Fails TV what do you mean
Ana a okay didn't know thanks
We legit have the same profile pic besides the glasses
I came into the comments just to say this😂
Winning Fails TV lol when i was 12 i accidently cut off a piece of my finger dont worry my finger nail grew back it just looks like a dent
Get well soon, Daz's thumb!
Nope. '
I used to live in the countryside, and our house had a couple of fields. We had a few quad bikes. In was twelve, my vision was good. I got on the bike, and drove straight into the telephone mast. So, the answer is correct.
bacon and hope
3:28 - I'm not sure why people always say that "money is the root of all evil." You're suppose to not LOVE money. THE LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Lol, I don't know why I always see that scripture typed wrong. 😂
Bob has 5 pencils. Mary gives Bill a candy bar. Calculate the mass of the Sun
Answer: Potato
Explain why it's the mass of the sun: Yes.
You copied this
cOpiEd
Dude, why are you copying a comment? Its just cringy and showing how much you want likes.
Plagiarism
To everybody who said they copied this, check the dates
That test: what can we do to blah blah blah the population
That kid: the hunger games
Me: The purge...
Also me: *COVID 19!!*
RubyRae doesstuff I ACTAULLY SAID THE HUNGER GAMES *IN CLASS*
The purge would be fucking scary
I thought the purge as well
set about 100 wildfires in every country and find out how many survived...then do the hunger games
no
"What can we do to stop overpopulation? "
Love the gays
I know
Become caniblals
@@alicejhonson385 Ooh
@@khadija8470 ya know I'm pretty hungry myself
@@jacen884 yep mee too
Okay, but like this actually made sense 😳🤯
From 'I like giraffes personally' to 'giraffes are heartless creatures'.
It's not much but it's honest work.