I have two poems. I hope you enjoy them. ❤ 1. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daz reacts to strange videos, and we asked him to. 2. Roses are red, So is my face, I swear to God, If I see another notification about low disk space!!!
I got a job at Walmart later on in the year this was posted, and when I first watched this I always assumed the people quitting their job at Walmart were being overdramatic and were just being cranky. I worked there for about a year and a half, and I have never felt so exhausted, so belittled and so frustrated in my whole life. I'm a little late answering your question, but yes, Walmart is absolutely abysmal to work for.
@@Blitzy279 They severely understaff workers, don’t pay people over the smallest details, workers rarely actually do the job they were hired for because the company would assign them jobs the didn’t sign up for, and on top of that they give ridiculous hours that if you don’t work (they don’t pay for those hours btw) then your fired. Walmarts is horrible
@@jerryakatony5724 dude my biggest issue with Walmart was when covid hit and they tried to force me from going to the doctor after i completely lost my taste and smell (of course i still went and I tested positive, I was stocking so that spreads quick), they refused to pay me my covid pay, and then tried to fire me because of it, they are so ass 😭
I threatened to quit my job after they illegally denied my doctors appointment. It had built up much like Daz and I couldn’t take the abuse anymore. I resigned from that job and now I have something so much better
I once had a manager call me worthless. She verbally abused me so many times. She told me to “shut up and do my damn job” and I said “shut up and give me a damn piece of paper so you can get my two weeks notice in writing”
I had a manager berate me on her day off because I didn’t get a truck taken care of in less than an hour when I was by myself then she called me useless and I gave her my notice on the back of a dirty receipt 😂
Daz: Does walmart treat their employees that bad? Me, who hasn't seen my friend in three years because walmart always has her scheduled and she had no free time: fuck, yeah they do
Instead of Roses are red, Memes are neat. I want to quit my job LMAO Yeet. It should be... Roses are dead, Memes are neat. I want to quit my job. My boss is a freak! LMAO. YEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!
Oh boy this reminds me of the time I quit from Sonic. So the job originally wasn't a bad job and I quite enjoyed it. I was great at serving, a lot of the regular customers really liked me and my nice attitude and way to resolve simple situations. Most my coworkers liked me because I was super nice and great to work with. Not to mention whenever the guy I was dating showed up they let me go in a break to spend time with him all in all it was a great job until we got new management. So I was hired automatically because of my good personality and everything under the old manager. The new manager hated that, and made sure I knew because as soon as she took over my hours were suddenly gone. I wasn't able to work, she never put me on the schedule, she hated how nice I was, I always came to her and asked nicely for days to work. (Fuck after a week I was begging her to let me work along with everyone else who worked with me) she told everyone I used to work with who asked where I was, that I had already quit even though they knew I had not especially because I would still show up and ask hey can I please work. I had bills to pay even as a teen so not being able to work and not being able to pay and almost getting kicked out on the streets was not cool at 17. After two weeks of this crap I began looking for another job and my mother finally decided to take care of my ass because she realized after coming to the store herself to fight for my hours (because she didn't believe me when I told her I was and was threatening to kick me out) and was told by the manager to fuck off and that I was a bitch which then caused an uproar of the coworkers who worked with me which confused the fuck out of my mother as the workplace stood up for me against the manager leading to a few others who lost their job that day. Literally the manager fired them in front of my mother. My mother spoke with them afterwards and they explained everything to her and she was surprised I was telling the truth. She came home that day and told me get the fuck out of that job. You have two months to find a new one. When I heard everything that happened I went to my closet and grabbed my suit (I always have a nice business outfit on hand for job hunting) and did my makeup. Showed up with my uniform carelessly hanging over my shoulder. I looked at the new manager who had her hands crossed as I walked in and I threw it at her. Making her pissed and then didn't say a word as I went to the side got myself a large cup and made myself an ice cream slush. She stormed up to me and asked how I was going to pay for that only to be interrupted by the side manager (there were three. They weren't real managers but had the authority of one and helped train the others) who said. It's free for her, my treat. I smiled at her and then turned to the main manager after getting my drink and smiled. "I quit." I finally said and she then looked smug as if she won something oh but I forgot to mention I didn't come alone. Be a regular favorite of the customers and a student from the school across the street hehe I brought enough business for them to be stuck in a rush the whole day. I did apologize to my other coworkers for that but they were actually very happy about it because that was the most tips they got in a long while and the manager wasn't able to confiscate them all because it was so much money. I did get another job at a burger joint right across the street that was more popular and right next to the highschool and also became a key holder there by the time I was 18. The old manager was pissed to see me there and ruined that store by the way because soon they didn't care what they served from that Sonic and got in trouble with Court because they kept a serving raw fried chicken sandwiches. (Bonus on how I know that, I was part of the student city council and my days off were just for our meetings that were all mandatory. Hell they were every Thursday so it was no big deal for me.)
That song should be continued and be put on Spotify❤️❤️I would listen to it 24/7 and laugh every time 😂😂 TBH if I worked for Daz I'd be the happiest person that ever existed 😂😂❤️
**low disk space** "WHEN WILL YOU QUIT" Low disk space: NEVER Edit: I MADE THIS COMMENT A YEAR AGO HOW IS DID I GET THIS MUCH LIKES I also agree with the replies saying this isnt funny I made this comment when I was 10 so please forgive for my lack of humour xD
Roses are red Violets are blue You may not love it back But low disc space loves you. It’s never going to leave Even if you wish it was gone Even if it’s your biggest pet peeve Not even if you try to pawn. And if your guitar Is out of tune You can ask low disc space To fix it for you. You’re an amazing RUclipsr Vine and TikTok too I love being a dazzler And watching your videos, but what I’m trying to say is I Love You ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
No no they were not the woman always gets to decide that if she wants it she gets it I mean that’s what my dad always tells me “when your mother says something that’s how it goes
*Dead Man On Aisle 2* *Dead Man On Aisle 2 To Be Cleaned Up On Aisle 2* *There Is Also An Asian Man Wearing A Unfashionably Large BackPack In Aisle 3* *Motorcycle In Aisle 5*
I have a rose that's red
My lawn grass is green
There's always low disk space
On daz’s computer screen
You have my respect
Lol 69th like.
Evidd Jance yes
If your running for president you have my vote
Why is this not top comment 😂😂
I imagine his daughter trying to facetime her friends in a group and all her friends hear is LINDAAAAA!!!!!!!
Linda is the apple meme
😭😭😭
LLINNDDAA-
@@Alex-gv7qv GET ME A CAN OF AIRRRRRRRRRR
“Who’s Linda?”
“My dad imagination of an office assistant 🤦🏽♀️”
I have two poems. I hope you enjoy them. ❤
1. Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Daz reacts to strange videos,
and we asked him to.
2. Roses are red,
So is my face,
I swear to God,
If I see another notification about low disk space!!!
👏👏👏!!!!
🍩
YASSSS😂😂
Love the second one. Yaaaassss lol.❤️👏👍
Best poem's I've ever read
I got a job at Walmart later on in the year this was posted, and when I first watched this I always assumed the people quitting their job at Walmart were being overdramatic and were just being cranky. I worked there for about a year and a half, and I have never felt so exhausted, so belittled and so frustrated in my whole life. I'm a little late answering your question, but yes, Walmart is absolutely abysmal to work for.
But why tho, what they put people to do in there? I thought is just similar with an warehouse or a big supermaket🤣
@@Blitzy279 They severely understaff workers, don’t pay people over the smallest details, workers rarely actually do the job they were hired for because the company would assign them jobs the didn’t sign up for, and on top of that they give ridiculous hours that if you don’t work (they don’t pay for those hours btw) then your fired. Walmarts is horrible
@@jerryakatony5724 Wtf is wrong with those people? 😐
Note to self:don't work at walmart
@@jerryakatony5724 dude my biggest issue with Walmart was when covid hit and they tried to force me from going to the doctor after i completely lost my taste and smell (of course i still went and I tested positive, I was stocking so that spreads quick), they refused to pay me my covid pay, and then tried to fire me because of it, they are so ass 😭
You know the first one, if someone did that to me and stated a band after they quit, I’d laugh so hard
U and me both dude (highfives)
wouldn't we all?
I would be like “NOW THIS IS SOMETHING WROTH CELEBRATION!!!” Idk if I got in trouble I would JOIN THEM TO CELEBRATE! 😂😂😂
I'd just join in and start singing the song that never ends to annoy the management even more. It'll be great (also cosplay buddies!)
I’d play ABBA fernando
While sitting in the corner of the room with his or hers picture
While also crying
*20 years later daz quits his RUclips because of his low disk space...*
Lmao😂
Lol
So true
i give him 2 years max
Why 20. It could be 2 months. Maybe even less 🤷🏻♀️😂
daz: was he aiming for the toilet rolls?
me in march 2020 : there are none
Lmao
he should have grabbed some of those tp rolls
Thoses werent toilet rolls thoses were cans
Yes
Lol
“There’s quitting and then there’s just quitting life” 😂 I love Daz’s commentary. He always knows what to say at the right moment
“There’s quitting and then there’s just quitting life” omg
It wasn't quitting. It was a prank video
The way how Daz put the middle finger up was hilarious 😂
Time stamp
Steve is quaking in his boots rn
@@hazzat4176 LMAO
@Fabiana Lobo nice thank you aswell for the like!
My dad use to flip his army buddys off like that 😅
Daz: Why do people yell in videos?
Also Daz: LiNdA!!!!
🤦🏻♀️😂
Lol. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
True
🤦🏽♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣lol
Real
Daz: “The dog was optional”
Me:”….so were the kids, if I’m being honest.”
LOL SO RELATABLE
I literally came here to say that 😂
I thought the same thing 😂
He could of wore protection
These damn chefs and they're pet semen demons
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Theres a guy screaming linda
In isle two
Ambiplier ._. That’s awesome 👏 😎
Daz is
LOL laugh out loud 😂
This is art.
🤣🤣🤣🤣LINDA
“I wish I could quit my job like that”
Me: Is there something you want to tell us, Daz?
Lololol😡🤔😡😭😭😠😠😂😨😧😦
@@jennabranch7095 Are you having an emotional identity crisis?
@@erzxh9131 I think so! :)
I thought he said “I wish I coulda quit my job like that” as in when he quit his previous job
I hope he means he has another job ;-;
“There’s quitting and there’s quitting life”-Daz. Classic
Bruh
Bruh
Wtf are ppl bruh ing about
Quoting youtubers is probably the second most annoying after saying "first"
nana kwame ikr this is an amazing comment
I threatened to quit my job after they illegally denied my doctors appointment. It had built up much like Daz and I couldn’t take the abuse anymore. I resigned from that job and now I have something so much better
A year later, but good for you man, I hope you're still doing well
The story about when daz got fired from the window factory is legendary
James Ray for sure
IKR
*taps watch three times* GO FUCK YOURSELF
🤣🤣🤣
@Nathan Ratliff what do u mean???
"The dog is optional"
Me:"Kids are optional too"
Daniel Peppa-Pig Powers I said that 😂
😂😂😂
I said that
There are accidents
I’m here 😂
Sometimes they aren’t...
This is how many times 'low disk space' has been in videos
👌
Just don't like farm, please
1k videos
ǺƉȺӍ X just don’t comment farm, please
@@boo5868 How the hell am I comment farming I'm just telling someone not to like farm.
ǺƉȺӍ X I’m copying your comment but with comment instead of like 😂 calm down mah dude
I once had a manager call me worthless. She verbally abused me so many times. She told me to “shut up and do my damn job” and I said “shut up and give me a damn piece of paper so you can get my two weeks notice in writing”
I had a manager berate me on her day off because I didn’t get a truck taken care of in less than an hour when I was by myself then she called me useless and I gave her my notice on the back of a dirty receipt 😂
Good for u, hope ur at a better job now
"Tis the day of love!"
*I am a single Pringle looking for love tho...*
Single Pringle looking to mingle
Samantha Queen honestly same.
Samantha Queen lol i feel the same
Samantha Queen same. It makes me depressed
I’ll be your virtual valentine!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
'LINDA There's a dead man on isle two!!!'
_THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT HERE I LAUGHED SO HARD-_
Sorry this comment gave me depression
@@thepopchannel3193 😂
@Jackalicious why thank u, u r a legend 2
im scp you r poo 666!!!!!!!! is died!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yat 666??
Blood is red
Emos wear black
The government called
They want Linda the assassin back
Blood is red
Intestines are blue
My heart is dead
Linda heard u
When you said "emos wear black" I thought it said Elmo wears black XD
X_Taz_X 03 cool
X_Taz_X 03
*YAS QUEEN* BEAUTIFUL
Lol love it
Why did bro start walking like a gta character💀 7:09
Cuz he's in mf cowboy boots 😭
Tik tok warning
I said the same thing! Glad someone else had that thought
Nothing is more romantic than low disc space, a cup of tea, gas stations and a used stick of deodorant from goodwill. Happy Valentine’s Day Daz.
Steve: “back to work”
Daz: “roses are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers
The third ones for you”
@QGacha_Katlyn_GachaQ don't...
JUST don't...
First it’s copied and second it’s
“Roses are red”
“Violets are blue”
“I have five fingers”
“And the middle one’s for you”
@@therhodes7856 you clearly need to watch this country again if you want to get it right
Timestamp?
@QGacha_Katlyn_GachaQ yeah but it’s copied from a tv series
Roses are red
Valentine’s Day is hearty
The best thing Daz says
TIME FOR A TEA PARTYYYYY
YAAAAAAAAAS
That’s so good 😂
Partayyy
Amazing I love it
HAAA!
0:58 definitely my type of humor
I’m begging someone to make a combo of Daz yelling at his low disc space 😂😂
@Sheree Boulton lol
PLZZZZ SOMEBODYY😭😭
@@lisneidyminier6254 HmmMMm *ideas* A remix XD
on it
Will Robbs THANK YOU
Roses are red
That may be true
But violets are violet
Not f*cking blue
Love this one
@@gothiczombie9307 Same
That's true
STA Wildcats36 Roses are red,
Violets are violet,
STA Wildcats36,
Should sometimes stay quiet.
Lol
Happy valentines day Daz ❤❤
4:13 love you daz, so glad ur not against weed 🥰
Imagine if there is genuinely an assistant called Linda that is hired by Daz and all she hears is her name being shouted everyday.
im pretty sure there is
Yeah his wife 😂
@@_huney..huney_1760 he has not got a wife
@@No-ee5jj yes he do
edit: WAIT IS THIS A JOKE ON YOUR NAME
@@BoomBoomSoup he got divorced he’s single
That moment daz is the only one that wished me a happy Valentine’s Day
Kitty Meyers It’s 2:33am in Manchester England so it’s passed Valentine’s Day for me. But Happy Valentines day
Kitty Meyers me too
Happy Valentine's day ♡♡♡
daz: goes to a grocery store
lady on the loudspeaker: cOuLd tHe LoUd gUy iN AiSLe 7 sCreAmiNg "jesus tap dancing christ" pLeaSe, gEt oUt.
Lol
hahahahahahahahahahhahHahhahahabahahahahahahahahaha
If u don’t read this in Dazs voice ur a criminal
Om-
Lol
5 years later still coming back to this video and its Valentines Day!
Daz: Does walmart treat their employees that bad?
Me, who hasn't seen my friend in three years because walmart always has her scheduled and she had no free time: fuck, yeah they do
Walmart sound like awful employers
They are lmaooo
That’s the world of work deal with it
@@reefemcg7264 shut up nobody cares
@@reefemcg7264 Nah, you only live once - don't waste it on a job that's slowly killing you. Been there, done that.
2020: riots
2021: low disc space takes over
😂😂😂😂
Bruh imagine the world running out of disc space 🤣
😂
That’s what the quarantine is clearing disc space
Rosés are red,
Meme’s are neat.
I want to quit my job,
Lmao.
YHEEEET!!!
😂that was good if you could edit that where you can fit the word a'nime in there that would be perfect
🍩🍩🍩🍩
Instead of
Roses are red,
Memes are neat.
I want to quit my job
LMAO
Yeet.
It should be...
Roses are dead,
Memes are neat.
I want to quit my job.
My boss is a freak!
LMAO.
YEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!
I was yeeted.
Alyssa Random yeah now that you say it.....
It would have been better.
😂🤣😂
5:23 that "hnnnnnn" at the end 😂😂
2:53 Ahh even Steve gets love on valentines day from Daz 😂😂🤣
**Low Disk Space Has Joined The Chat**
Broken *Daz has left the chat*
@@ramseynoe 😂😂
@@ramseynoe is your profile picture from gacha life?
@@ramseynoe cool mine is too! :3
Lol😂😂🤣🤣
*low disk space will be the end of it*
Yes I will
low disk space oh jeez Louise! 😂
@@cloudnyc *LOW* *DISK* *SPACE* *NOISE* *INTENSIFIES*
Jimin’s wifeu I’m Jim is wifeu
@@itskami572 hi I'm LOW DISK space
Daz: "This dayyy **strums bad guitar note** **utter horror written over face** is out of tunee...."
I was laughing so hard and its only the start
Low disk space pops up
Daz: WHEN WILL YOU QUIT
Love that 😂
I
Am
Hello
nigel thackray simp
nigel thackray aha I scrolled straight to the comments. I am going to watch to that point and laugh 😂😂
Happy valentines day! Or as us singles call it Thursday
Diane Lait singles awareness day!!!!!!!!!
single as a pringle
One of these days Linda is actually going to answer back
taisha torres & he is gonna shit himself LMAO
taisha torres we all are going to be shook
taisha torres that would be creepy
Daz: “LINDA!!!!”
Linda: “WHAT?!?”
Daz: “HOLY-“
Boy, am I just waiting for that day...😆😆😆🤣😋🤣!!!!
Oh boy this reminds me of the time I quit from Sonic. So the job originally wasn't a bad job and I quite enjoyed it. I was great at serving, a lot of the regular customers really liked me and my nice attitude and way to resolve simple situations. Most my coworkers liked me because I was super nice and great to work with. Not to mention whenever the guy I was dating showed up they let me go in a break to spend time with him all in all it was a great job until we got new management.
So I was hired automatically because of my good personality and everything under the old manager. The new manager hated that, and made sure I knew because as soon as she took over my hours were suddenly gone. I wasn't able to work, she never put me on the schedule, she hated how nice I was, I always came to her and asked nicely for days to work. (Fuck after a week I was begging her to let me work along with everyone else who worked with me) she told everyone I used to work with who asked where I was, that I had already quit even though they knew I had not especially because I would still show up and ask hey can I please work.
I had bills to pay even as a teen so not being able to work and not being able to pay and almost getting kicked out on the streets was not cool at 17.
After two weeks of this crap I began looking for another job and my mother finally decided to take care of my ass because she realized after coming to the store herself to fight for my hours (because she didn't believe me when I told her I was and was threatening to kick me out) and was told by the manager to fuck off and that I was a bitch which then caused an uproar of the coworkers who worked with me which confused the fuck out of my mother as the workplace stood up for me against the manager leading to a few others who lost their job that day. Literally the manager fired them in front of my mother. My mother spoke with them afterwards and they explained everything to her and she was surprised I was telling the truth. She came home that day and told me get the fuck out of that job. You have two months to find a new one.
When I heard everything that happened I went to my closet and grabbed my suit (I always have a nice business outfit on hand for job hunting) and did my makeup.
Showed up with my uniform carelessly hanging over my shoulder. I looked at the new manager who had her hands crossed as I walked in and I threw it at her. Making her pissed and then didn't say a word as I went to the side got myself a large cup and made myself an ice cream slush. She stormed up to me and asked how I was going to pay for that only to be interrupted by the side manager (there were three. They weren't real managers but had the authority of one and helped train the others) who said. It's free for her, my treat. I smiled at her and then turned to the main manager after getting my drink and smiled.
"I quit."
I finally said and she then looked smug as if she won something oh but I forgot to mention I didn't come alone. Be a regular favorite of the customers and a student from the school across the street hehe I brought enough business for them to be stuck in a rush the whole day. I did apologize to my other coworkers for that but they were actually very happy about it because that was the most tips they got in a long while and the manager wasn't able to confiscate them all because it was so much money.
I did get another job at a burger joint right across the street that was more popular and right next to the highschool and also became a key holder there by the time I was 18.
The old manager was pissed to see me there and ruined that store by the way because soon they didn't care what they served from that Sonic and got in trouble with Court because they kept a serving raw fried chicken sandwiches.
(Bonus on how I know that, I was part of the student city council and my days off were just for our meetings that were all mandatory. Hell they were every Thursday so it was no big deal for me.)
Damn long story lol
That manager was messed up.
Glad you quit and hope your doing okay.
Bitch wrote a whole book😂😂
No but srsly im glad you're ok
One day, I think daz is gunna shout “LINDA!!”, and all you’re gunna hear is
“.........yeah?”
Imagine....
Plz lord make it happen
No she isn’t that chill, he’s been yelling at her for so long. All u you would hear is “WHAT!!????”
Fr 😂 you just hear
“LINDA, HURRY UP AND G-“
“NUH UH. YELL MY NAME AGAIN AND IMMA BE LIKE THE PEOPLE IN THIS VIDEO AND QUIT” 😂😂
The foreshadowing!!!!!!
Daz PLEAAASSSEEE do an 'I tried asmr' video. It would be hilarious!!!!!
Thanks for being amazing!!!!!
Hopefully daz will see this!!!! :D
Omg that would be amazing
DAZ: By the way Steve, if your watching this, *middle finger*
Steve watching this: 👁👄👁
Hi bakugo it's y/n
@@myragoliath7254 O_O
Steve: the fuck did I do-
@@Urmomsfav2 lol
@@Urmomsfav2 three bakugos chilling what will they do?
The man who said F you to the customer had me in tears 😭
Roses are red
Violet’s are blue
I have a LINDA
and she’s coming for you
Just say it in a Scottish accent and it works amazingly
“The dog is optional.”
So were the kids.
Oh my god its so true
You my good sir have a taste in dark humor.
ethan jones Thank you.
Your welcome.
Alligator Tears so was the wife
Roses are red,
I have a face,
Daz is going insane over LOW DISK SPACE
yes
Roses are red vailenc are blu i was thinking i was ugly until i mate you
#just joking 🙃
Your hot sorry for being weird
The guy in 8:57 sounds like my uncle when he’s mad 💀💀
Roses are red
Here's something new
Violet's are violet
Not f*cking blue
THANK YOU!!!
😂😂😂
Trueeeee I always told people that since like kindergarten
That was awesome
M J 🍩🍩!!!
“And if your watching this now Steve 🖕” 😂😂😂
Go f yourself steve😈🖕
😂
oop
i know i'm two years late but
roses are red violets blue theres a guy who screams Linda but she never comes through
Same here but more late
@@amandacrain6753 same
A
I'm more MORE late
@@missadams4059 IM MORE LATE
1:05 I loved your singing and your guitar 😂
Daz: why do people scream in their videos
Also Daz: what's UP DazzlEERs
LINDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
lil bready video's how’s it going dazzlers** , he never says what’s up
Daz: why do people scream in their videos
Also daz: LINDA
Wot
Dazilers
Roses are red,
This channel is ace,
I think Daz has had enough
Of the "Low disk space"
this comment is so underrated
This comment needs more attention smh
Me on valentine's day: Nobody says they love me
Daz: I love ya dazzlers
Me: (Happy noises)
Lol
Same
😐😐😐😐
Been watching daz since I was 11 I'm 20 now😅, I absolutely love coming back n watching his old vids just make my day😂
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Where the hell is LiNdA
And my disk space too
Haha
This made my day
🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩!!!
your gonna win
Roses are red
Cows have udders
Gay lovers find out they are brothers
roses are red
violets are blue
daz drinks tea
and dazzlers do too
Violets are violet.
but i dont drink tea
I don't like tea....
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Karen left me
To be with you
She took the kids
They are mine too
Come back Karen
I still love you
😭🤣🤔
God damn bro.... Fuck Karen
I laughed
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I always have "low disk space "
So do you 😄
God damit Karen!!!
Daz: THIS DAYYYY IS OUT OF TUNEEEEE😂🤣 Daz: Dead man on isle 2 Dead man to be cleaned on isle 2
Roses are red,
Violets are lame,
Daz has no disk space,
And Linda’s to blame.
There you go! 🙃
Crypto 🤣🤣that’s the best i’ve seen so far
🤣 great
Crypto fucking love this
good one
Hahha
Man:slamming random Walmart carts. Daz: is he wearing cow boy boots.
STOP FASHOIN POLICE AHAHAH vine
😂🤪
XD
Daz: reacts to people quitting their jobs
Me:is he reacting to this on valentines day?
Daz is the best!!!
Edit: OMG THX FOR THE LIKE LOVE U DAZ!!!!
Me win the RUclipsr likes my stuff
Daz, how are you doing? I just wanted to say thank you daz for everything you've done and continue to do! Love you!
That song should be continued and be put on Spotify❤️❤️I would listen to it 24/7 and laugh every time 😂😂 TBH if I worked for Daz I'd be the happiest person that ever existed 😂😂❤️
Isabel Banks SAME
Isabel Banks the outro song? where's it from?
Me watching daz at 3am: WElComE BacK dAzzLErs
My dad: SHut thE fUck Up
REKT
HA!!!
My mum yelled turn that off and go the fuck to sleep
@jlan_070_ 123 go to the fuck sleep?..
It’s 6 am for me C:
I might have a problem..
**low disk space** "WHEN WILL YOU QUIT"
Low disk space: NEVER
Edit: I MADE THIS COMMENT A YEAR AGO HOW IS DID I GET THIS MUCH LIKES I also agree with the replies saying this isnt funny I made this comment when I was 10 so please forgive for my lack of humour xD
No
XD
Lol true
imagining it with darth sidious's voice xD
@@MartijnTenebris hmmmmm
1:19 I nearly choked on my kinder happy hippo at this 😭 this part still gets me!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You may not love it back
But low disc space loves you.
It’s never going to leave
Even if you wish it was gone
Even if it’s your biggest pet peeve
Not even if you try to pawn.
And if your guitar
Is out of tune
You can ask low disc space
To fix it for you.
You’re an amazing RUclipsr
Vine and TikTok too
I love being a dazzler
And watching your videos, but what I’m trying to say is
I
Love
You
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
That was beautiful
I hope this comment gets the donut, but if it doesn't, then here is one from me! 🍩
🍩
I. LOVE. IT
Wow, that was beautiful
"I got three kids, a dog" "tbh the dog was optional" yeah so were the 3 kids but hey
But hey free food and a dog
@@thedudewiththeface wait-
Ooof burnnn
that's horrible XD
the replies are the best part
Roses are red, violets are okay, happy valentines? More like singles awareness day.
I'm single, eatimg chocolate and feeling lonely, but when I'm watching this.... Its too funny!
Smilee 13th of February is singles day
Totally agree
I feel you buddy we are not the only ones
10:31 what's this? are we getting some Linda lore?
"it's not a big deal..."
"..."
"Screw you guys"
**wheeze**
Daz: The dog was optional
Me:
.
.
.
.
.
so were the kids
...where are the kids now-
Dead
R/cursedcomments
HeLlO SiStErs
So true xd
Phahaha
roses are red, i like mayonnaise, daz please give linda a raise
Perfect 👌
YOU SHOULDA PUT PAY RAISE
2024 club where u at
HERE x
I’m here.
HELLO
Right here!!
HEREE
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Daz, you're the man,
We love you
Yeah
Yes sir
So underrated
thats cute
I would say in the mic to the store. " everything is free for 5 minutes " and cause a riot
We think alike
Lmao our names are Joshua probably why.
Lol
Wow coincidences
same that would be my favorite way to go especially on Black Friday.
We love you 2 Daz...We love you 2
6:04 Rachel seems very cool👍
Me: 3 am and trying to be quiet by using one volume and cupping it with my hand
Nobody:
Daz: HoWs It GoInG DaZlErS
toaster and tyson playz idk me right now 😂
Wow me before I saved up for Bluetooth headphones so my mum couldn’t shout at me that the cord could strangle me lmao
This is me right now
relateable but try it with game grumps its too much of a risk because arin shouts WAAY too much (i still like him, hes great)
toaster and tyson playz idk FELT THAT OMG 😂😂😂
I had my volume on full blast and I forgot, so I came to the video with *HOWS IT GOING dazzlers?* almost pooped my pants
Elena Stoecker EXACTLY ME!
I thought this said I dropped my pooped plants
Roses are red I like to bowl
When you step into my van you get a tootsie roll
Man that’s dark but also funny 😂
cooldude 61 agreed
cherry and lime please
69 likes lol
So where's the van?
3:37 Bro was checking for fall damage.
"The dog was optional."
The kids were optional
I would like but it’s at 69 and I won’t ruin it
@@crazy922blade
Thank you
No no they were not the woman always gets to decide that if she wants it she gets it I mean that’s what my dad always tells me “when your mother says something that’s how it goes
Legit what I said lol
@@audreybernard9500 um.. No, women can't always decide those things.
"The dog was optional"
So were the kids Daz.
Not all the time😀
Absolutely agree.....
not necessarily....
Not really
I mean your not wrong 🤷
*Dead Man On Aisle 2*
*Dead Man On Aisle 2 To Be Cleaned Up On Aisle 2*
*There Is Also An Asian Man Wearing A Unfashionably Large BackPack In Aisle 3*
*Motorcycle In Aisle 5*
Best retail store ever
Hah
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 your household must be the happiest household in the world 😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Daz: Today let’s watch how people quit their jobs...
Disk space: I’m about to ruin this mans whole career.
Daz: Right to the point, just in and out.
My brain: She must have been disappointed...
we dirty minded poeple
👁👄👁
Happy Valentine’s Day from low disk space
10:52 OMG LINDA LORE WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY DAZ