Baked beans does jack to attract kids, gets some sweets instead (Hope you get that i dont do that, just assuming sweets and chocolate is more for kids than baked beans)
crimnal: "who's linda? your nanny?" linda: a 10 foot tall slender, ghost like figure with long black claws, blood red eyes, inky hair that seems to float, elongated and mishapped limbs, just comes out of the darkness. (I don't know why. but I like to imagine linda is just some weird ghost demon entity who follows daz round. and he just got so used to it he made her his assistant)
In the “verbal harassment” part not only was i not prepared, but the fact that the guy responds as casually confused as if the guy were asking if it was him who had the burritos in the break room fridge, seriously got me!
Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it" ~ Nietzsche
I feel the same about those unnecessary job interview questions. Like "Why do you want to work here?", "Why did you choose us?" My man, you know. People are there for money.
I've told them I'm here to be paid to every employer I've ever had I have got each and every job because there like your honest and I'm like for stupid questions I feel like I'm blunt more than. Honest
I realised recently the proper phrasing is “who told you about this job?” If one of their parents did, or even filled out the application, then you know they can’t work independently. Another good one is “what’s the longest amount of time you’ve committed to a project/job” then you can expect the same level of commitment to your job. Some interviews I have had are so generic the interviewer had clearly forgotten to question how they employer was going to get people to complete the work they are asking for.
8:03 “Shelley…I’m beginning to see that there are a lot of hidden dangers in the work place..” Lol you’re one of them, you’re a flipping serial killer! 😂😂
13:22 That actor better have gotten his moneys worth with that line I was stunned there for a second I couldn’t process that even an actor would just say that so calmly😭🙏
5:08 “who’s cooking paint thinner in the microwave?” I literally asked myself the same question as soon as I heard them say there was paint thinner in the microwave. Having worked retail and fast food, I have seen my fair share of dumb shit in training videos and dumb training videos in general, but this takes the cake.
One of my coworkers found a bagged live lobster in with the lettuce before, someone also recently found a deli cup from February buried under the creates we use in the deep fridges to prop up small items so we don’t have to put as much in the fridges
I cannot begin to describe how un-ready my wife and I were for the sexual harrasment one about the fat c**k lmao We both laugh/cried while scrambling to turn off the video because our 3 year old was in the room with us 😂
🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation: 00:00 🤖 Daz discusses corporate training videos and their humorous aspects. 01:09 🛡️ American corporate training videos cover various topics, including safety and harassment. 03:21 💼 Daz reacts to a comical portrayal of a workplace team's objectives. 05:02 🤣 Training video highlights dangers like a microwave with paint thinner and nails in the grocery aisle. 07:47 😱 A freezer door being left open leads to humorous discussion about freezing toddlers. 09:06 🍼 A bizarre scenario of a baby in the paint aisle prompts disbelief and laughter. 10:39 🕵️♂️ A serious training video about responding to an armed robbery takes an unexpected comedic turn. 12:12 😏 An amusing skit illustrating sexual harassment scenarios in the workplace is featured. 14:12 🤣 A lighthearted demonstration of eye safety and the importance of protective gear. 15:52 🔥 A discussion about planning for workplace emergencies ends the video with humor.
17:27 I'm immature too, I work freight at a store, often I'm there from like 9pm-9am. One time I was on the Beauty/Shampoo aisle with a bunch of my co-workers including my manager. He was having trouble trying to figure out where the face mask stuff went. I pointed it out to him and he looked up above the section it went on, which had said Beauty or body-wash or something like that. He continued to go on to say "why doesn't this say facial or something, make it so much easier to find". I, and a few other co-workers, started giggling. I chimed in after a bit and said "because then you'd have immature people like myself sitting there laughing for like 10 minutes". Everyone in the aisle started laughing out loud 😂
2:47 Daz we are like, the same age.... how OLD WAS YOUR TV 💀🤣 we had a remote control with every tv we had growing up and we were so poor we had to have WATER on our cereal, not milk.
oh my GOD! IActually outwardly BURST OUT LAUGHING WHEN CHRIS WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW LONG IT TAKES A TODDLER TO FREEZE AND DAZ''S FACE KILLED ME AHHHHHH XD XD PLEASE DO MORE OF JOB THINGS LIKE THIS PLEAAASSSSEEEE
Nah, this video ain't from Earth, this is from the depths of Hell. A man talking about how long it takes for a baby to freeze to death, and then 2 guys talking about rubbing their slongs together. All this video needs is a red sky and demons, and it's officially a Helluva Boss live action film.
Oh god I had to stop the video and cry. I have never been so not ready to hear someone say “heard you gotta fat cock” 😂😂😂 and you’re so right my husbands first reaction would’ve been 😏 yep. Lmfao
Oh my gosh, my husband had to watch that sexual harassment video for work several years ago. We died, still recite some of the lines to each other lol. Highly recommend watching that entire training video.
Daz i always loved you and your content and seeing you wear that Austin 3:16 shirt just made me so happy ☺ it's 2023 and we still in the Austin Era give me a "Hell yeah!"
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Chris seems like the type of guy to lure kids into a van with a tin of baked beans
Baked beans does jack to attract kids, gets some sweets instead
(Hope you get that i dont do that, just assuming sweets and chocolate is more for kids than baked beans)
@@Cruddy129bold of you to assume people would assume you do that???
@@Cruddy129guilty conscience eh?
It's natural selection if they're lured by beans
@@the_hollow_goblin7975I would probably get into a van for a chicken sandwhich sooooo...
Daz: gets hired for security
Criminal: steals stuff
Daz: LINDA get him
yes🤣🤣🤣
Hahahahahah love it
HELPP FRR😭
crimnal: "who's linda? your nanny?"
linda: a 10 foot tall slender, ghost like figure with long black claws, blood red eyes, inky hair that seems to float, elongated and mishapped limbs, just comes out of the darkness.
(I don't know why. but I like to imagine linda is just some weird ghost demon entity who follows daz round. and he just got so used to it he made her his assistant)
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is 11 minutes of Daz being Chris' therapist and parole officer 😂
Lol😂
😂
I hope everyone lives the most painless peaceful and longest life possible ;3
17 minutes and 52 seconds actually.
@@Lord_Crimson🤓
In the “verbal harassment” part not only was i not prepared, but the fact that the guy responds as casually confused as if the guy were asking if it was him who had the burritos in the break room fridge, seriously got me!
wha..
“let’s rub our fat 🐓 together” HAS ME ROLLINGGGG
😂
LITERALLYYY who the fuck would say this shit 🤣🤣 I can’t
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i LEGALLY stopped breathing 🤣
@@NDJunction HELP SAME
the verbal harassment section caught me so off guard, i was laughing so hard i starting seeing stars jesus 😂
SAME LMAO
SAME 😭
Same
SAMEEE
omg same ahaha
I always loves when daz does his “SIDE RANTS”
Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it"
~ Nietzsche
Probably my favorite part of his videos tbh
"you slid up behind her like she's a dm" got me rolling 🤣
What is ur profile name
The “verbal harassment” part had me laughing to the point of TEARS 🤣
13:22 “word around the office is you got a fat c*ck.”
I died laughing just like daz did. That just came outta nowhere. 🤣
I was in my University’s library when I heard that…
I rewinded back 3 times to make sure I heard the video correctly
@@lanachristopher6677 I’ve rewatched this and his reaction to baby chiropractor several times and still lmao every time.
You know it’s gonna be good when Daz says, “ Side rant” 😂
This deserves a comment. Actually made me bust out laughing at 4 am.
The way daz looked at the camera after paint thinner was in the microwave got me dying 😂
I made the mistake of having a toothbrush in my mouth at that moment, was not a pretty sight let me tell you that much
In the me-cro-wavay hahaha
OMG almost had a spit take when she pulled the paint thinner out! 😂
I feel the same about those unnecessary job interview questions. Like "Why do you want to work here?", "Why did you choose us?" My man, you know. People are there for money.
"Why do you want to work here?"
"I've always been passionate about being able to buy food."
I've told them I'm here to be paid to every employer I've ever had I have got each and every job because there like your honest and I'm like for stupid questions I feel like I'm blunt more than. Honest
I realised recently the proper phrasing is “who told you about this job?”
If one of their parents did, or even filled out the application, then you know they can’t work independently. Another good one is “what’s the longest amount of time you’ve committed to a project/job” then you can expect the same level of commitment to your job.
Some interviews I have had are so generic the interviewer had clearly forgotten to question how they employer was going to get people to complete the work they are asking for.
Shelley looks EXTREMELY conerned about the fact that chris knows how long it takes for a child to freeze/suffocate in a walk in freezer.
8:03 “Shelley…I’m beginning to see that there are a lot of hidden dangers in the work place..” Lol you’re one of them, you’re a flipping serial killer! 😂😂
I think Shelley was starting to add up all the suspicious Freudian slips and started putting 2 and 2 together at that point lol
13:22 That actor better have gotten his moneys worth with that line I was stunned there for a second I couldn’t process that even an actor would just say that so calmly😭🙏
If this series could last the next 30 years, I would be the happiest man ever.
You and me both
Sames!! ❤
Me too😊
That sounded weird
Ong💀
As soon as Daz posts a video the kettle goes on straight away 😏
The goat actually liked your comment. Be proud.
@@Lord_CrimsonDaz community is just great and he’s the actual only RUclipsr that makes me excited and happy when he uploads!
Time for a tea parteeeeeeee!
add a couple of biscuits and its perfect 🤤
@@viperlinoxdepends what’s ur biscuit choice i wld 100% choose digestive orrrr white chocolate chip 🤭🤭
Nothing like a good old daz watches
Amen brother
Right back at ya there ❤
DEADASSSSS
5:08 “who’s cooking paint thinner in the microwave?”
I literally asked myself the same question as soon as I heard them say there was paint thinner in the microwave. Having worked retail and fast food, I have seen my fair share of dumb shit in training videos and dumb training videos in general, but this takes the cake.
"THAT'S A SUICIDE SANDWICH" 😂
One of my coworkers found a bagged live lobster in with the lettuce before, someone also recently found a deli cup from February buried under the creates we use in the deep fridges to prop up small items so we don’t have to put as much in the fridges
I cannot begin to describe how un-ready my wife and I were for the sexual harrasment one about the fat c**k lmao
We both laugh/cried while scrambling to turn off the video because our 3 year old was in the room with us 😂
I don't think any of us were ready for that !😄
With oil
Lots of oil
😂😂😂
Just imagine eh 😂@@itz_kale7791
At that age they'll randomly repeat it in public lmao
@13:21 caught me SO... SO off guard 😂😂😂 I Haven't panicked for air from laughing in so long 🤣🤣👏👏👏
I just WASN'T expecting that AT ALL! 😂😂😂
@Tristan1886bro I was already wheezing by then.. that happened and I ranked up to silent laughing followed by looking for oxygen
It's defo my favourite bit of the video, it's so hard not to laugh at that
I was looking for this comment lmaooo
Same. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time
“GET THAT BABY FROM CHRIS”
Chris needs to be checked out, that guy ain’t right 😂
Imagine if Daz was watching these in the offices for these companies and all you can hear out of the back is him dying laughing 😂😂
The verbal harassment one with the two guys and the two girls caught me so off guard 💀
13:22 ABSOLUTELY FLOORED ME.......I did NOT expect him to just say that😭😭
😂😂 I thought Chris was gonna put the baby in the fridge then walk away with that creepy ass smile.
12:42 BOOM BILL💪boom bill👊boom✋️boom bill..........BOOM!🤛......Done🫷 😂😂😂😂😂
Perfect 😂 👍🏻
I'm watching this in the break room at work and at 13:28 I couldn't hold in my laugh anymore 😭
Omg same 😂
The verbal harassment got me together, my throat hurts from laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂
I'm dying at 12:14, Daz the fact that you got SO defensive for that girl when the guy says "dress sexier at work", I can't even right now 😂😂😂😂
14:05 is that famous daz laugh 😂
They show us these safety videos every month at my job. I try my hardest not to laugh. Doesn't work 😂😂 they're so ridiculous
🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation:
00:00 🤖 Daz discusses corporate training videos and their humorous aspects.
01:09 🛡️ American corporate training videos cover various topics, including safety and harassment.
03:21 💼 Daz reacts to a comical portrayal of a workplace team's objectives.
05:02 🤣 Training video highlights dangers like a microwave with paint thinner and nails in the grocery aisle.
07:47 😱 A freezer door being left open leads to humorous discussion about freezing toddlers.
09:06 🍼 A bizarre scenario of a baby in the paint aisle prompts disbelief and laughter.
10:39 🕵️♂️ A serious training video about responding to an armed robbery takes an unexpected comedic turn.
12:12 😏 An amusing skit illustrating sexual harassment scenarios in the workplace is featured.
14:12 🤣 A lighthearted demonstration of eye safety and the importance of protective gear.
15:52 🔥 A discussion about planning for workplace emergencies ends the video with humor.
8:02 the shock on her face when she heard this. Chris Hemsworth might not even make it through the training
17:27
I'm immature too, I work freight at a store, often I'm there from like 9pm-9am. One time I was on the Beauty/Shampoo aisle with a bunch of my co-workers including my manager. He was having trouble trying to figure out where the face mask stuff went. I pointed it out to him and he looked up above the section it went on, which had said Beauty or body-wash or something like that. He continued to go on to say "why doesn't this say facial or something, make it so much easier to find". I, and a few other co-workers, started giggling.
I chimed in after a bit and said "because then you'd have immature people like myself sitting there laughing for like 10 minutes". Everyone in the aisle started laughing out loud 😂
Daz: Doing his normal outro
Daz’s dad: Calls him
Also Daz: That’s my dad, I’ve gotta go, HA!
I died, that was so unexpected and hilarious😂
I wasn't ready for 13:20 either 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I started crying at the verbal harassment 😂😂😂
“It blew up, that nearly killed my sister”💀💀 2:46
14:39 THIS IS WAY TO FUNNY
13:34
Never saw you so red before daz😂
In all honesty i probably was too
“Cause you slid up behind her like she’s a dm” I can’t with this man 😂
"if chris was batman, gotham would have a lot of frozen babies" - I'M SCREAMING
13:50 this is just when men try to talk dirty and fail
“SOMEONE GET THAT BABY FROM CHRIS” 😂😂😂😂 I love you dazz
“If you have ten or fewer employees, you may communicate your plan orally.”
Daz: 🤨😏
I love when daz does his "SIDE RANTS" you always know when he says that it's going to be good
“smells like v*gina in here!” HAD ME LAUGHING SO LOUD 😭 why was she so cheerful about it
2:47 Daz we are like, the same age.... how OLD WAS YOUR TV 💀🤣 we had a remote control with every tv we had growing up and we were so poor we had to have WATER on our cereal, not milk.
8:59 "HE JUST FOUND A RANDOM BABY IN THE PEA AISLE"
From 15:52 to 16:50 made me laugh so hard 😂 Keep up the great work Daz, you're awesome!❤
oh my GOD! IActually outwardly BURST OUT LAUGHING WHEN CHRIS WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW LONG IT TAKES A TODDLER TO FREEZE AND DAZ''S FACE KILLED ME AHHHHHH XD XD PLEASE DO MORE OF JOB THINGS LIKE THIS PLEAAASSSSEEEE
I'm literally crying with laughter after watching this. Thanks Daz. You made a shitty day better.
'From now on this is how I am going to mow the grass...' Daz suits up like he's about to face the worst horde on a zombie apocalypse LOL!
"that baby can freeze to death in 20-30 minutes.....or suffocate" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
08:57 I wonder where that baby went maybe "THE STAFF ROOM FREEZER".
14:59:everyone wants to be JESUS CHRIST!!
13:21 caught me off guard I'm crying 😂😂😂😂
16:58 Muzan got her in the infinity castle in the middle of a video
16:13 I thought you were gonna grab some scissors 😂
daz is so funny. he makes me laugh no matter how sad/mad i am. the best youtuber ever❤️
I agree ❤️
Nah, this video ain't from Earth, this is from the depths of Hell. A man talking about how long it takes for a baby to freeze to death, and then 2 guys talking about rubbing their slongs together. All this video needs is a red sky and demons, and it's officially a Helluva Boss live action film.
Oh god I had to stop the video and cry. I have never been so not ready to hear someone say “heard you gotta fat cock” 😂😂😂 and you’re so right my husbands first reaction would’ve been 😏 yep. Lmfao
13:22 The way he said it was just way too casual, it's the same tone as "I hear it might rain later".
I’m already dying from the paint thinner bit and I’m already seeing comments about the VERBAL HARASSMENT BIT-
Daz with the hard hitting questions 😂😂😂 6:05
Oh my gosh, my husband had to watch that sexual harassment video for work several years ago. We died, still recite some of the lines to each other lol. Highly recommend watching that entire training video.
Daz i always loved you and your content and seeing you wear that Austin 3:16 shirt just made me so happy ☺ it's 2023 and we still in the Austin Era give me a "Hell yeah!"
"Chris..has a head injury" When I tell you I giggled so hard
The way I lost it at the verbal harassment 😂 and the way Daz laughed made me laugh even more 😂
At 7:40 daz reaction said it all 😂😂😂😂😂
At 13:06 me and daz both made the same face hahaha
6:16 get your grippers away mate 🙈
Thanks! Hi Daz I hope ur day is well and u have pushed me through these bad times and good ur absolutely my favorite person and I love u 🤘🏽
13:22 wtf😂😭💀💀 imagine that being an actual sexual harrasment video for every job out there
14:53 that's what the girls in my school say when they walk into the bathroom😂
13:21 The group chat with the boys at 3 am
Daz makes me so happy, his laugh is contagious 🫶🏻
So true ❤️
13:20 I have never, NEVER, laughed so hard at something from a Daz watches- 💀🤚🏻
13:23 really caught me off guard.. bro that whole conversation kept getting worse 😂 and the “smells like fresh vagina in here” was too funny
😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love you Daz and I’m so proud of your progress over the years. You have helped me so much thank you for being a great guy❤
I couldn't agree more ❤️
I was trying to eat my dinner but I couldn’t because I kept choking because of laughing so much 😆
Edit: 12:24 HER FACE
8:20 Not with Chris working there
The McDonalds training videos are like the first one, they’re definitely worth a watch
The ‘Phat Qoqs’ bit threw me off course, I’m not going to lie 😅🤣
Daz always makes me so happy man.
Always ❤️
Fr
Awwwww, that's sooo cute! 😊
the amount of times ive had to rewatch past daz watches because ive run out of new ones to watch 😭
When Daz posts, I'm pulling out my kettle and brewing some tea. Yes, I am an American.
“Chris- has a head injury.” so foul😭😂
“…. WHAT KIND OF SANDWICH ARE THEY MAKING” don’t know why that made me laugh HSJSDNDG
15:10 this is a poster in my shop class now because of how many kids were being dumb in the shop
I yet to watch this video but I just wanted to say before, thank you daz for everything. You’re saving lives just by smiling. Thank you🤍
3:37 IM CRYINGWHAT HAHAHA
13:21
Nothing could’ve prepared me for this
I swear to god, it’s like this training video was literally made with the sole purpose of giving Daz something to make fun of 😂
You know your day is gonna be better when Daz uploads👌
Yes he always makes our day❤️
15:56 turned into final destination 😂
I almost choked on my broccoli after the example for verbal harassment 😂😂😂😂😂
Chris is the type of guy to hit you with the " What did you see Clarice?, what did you see?"
"Word around the office is you have a fat 🐔"
That- that right there took me out
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣