I didnt exspect daz to scream my voulume is all the way up My parents r asleep and daz yelled my mom just yelled "SHUT THE FU*K UP AND GO TO SLEEP" its 11:56 rn😂
Him:"why does this class only have one guy" Me: *thinks about my 4th period where's there's 2 guys out of 24 students* "yeah why's there only one guy!?"
“Just cause someone took a photo of a leaf in black and white, they put in their bio: *I’m an actor, dancer, spaceman, freakin’ Scientologist!* “ -Daz Games
I love how Daz is able to give side characters full personalities and backstories, from just really small details, for example: The gym teacher, who probably should be a chef.
Daz, just so you know for future reference, in high school, the cheerleaders would decorate the football players lockers. We were treated very well. Live your show 🤙🏻
Where do you live?? XD My cousin teacher said theyr should respond to bullying with love. That's calling for a painfully beating XD She lives in Brasil. At least in that school they have the police guard next to them, sure they would respond quickly and come back with guns again, shoot in the air and have everyone crying and shouting like crazy. XD
@@a_j_all_day7382 any guard is useless in this situation, as I said they only come and causes more ruckus and scare more people, once the bully knows that was catches in action, he or she has nothing to lose so they just go all the way. The only way is handing a something to the victim to protect himself. XD
A foul shot or free throw is an unopposed shot or shots each worth a point awarded to someone who has been fouled or in response to another infringement
"nothing got carried away: you had a plan, you stuck to the plan, you filmed it, you edited it, you posted it, you are a twat-face" omg this line should go down in history 😂😂😂
"I'm not coming back. I was never good at basketball anyways." Daz: This is when you find out he's part werewolf or some shit Me: *dying of laughter* 😂😂
![Seungmin "그렇게, 천천히, 우리(As we are)" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kAzmhLHePqU/mqdefault.jpg)
“Alright G-Men, strip and wind machine!😂😂” I died
Sammmeeee😂😂
Omg I was scrolling through mid video and got you’re comment just as he said it 😂😂😂
Bella Morillo so did I
SAME
Same i cant breathe 😭
*”sOmEoNe woke up with an ATTITUDE!”*
I need merch that says this
hxney bee yes we need MERCH that says that😂😂
😂🤣😂🤣
ahhh yes...
BUSINESS IDEAS
Yes 😂
I think I'll just make a shirt store with that as my clothes
It’s so funny how he laughs at his own jokes
His laugh makes me laugh 😂
Cookie Monster laughs are contagious X3
Cookie Monster yes
same same you too
Same Cookie, i laugh too hard when daz laughed.😂
Cookie Monster same here when he laughs I fall to the floor in tears from laughing
“That’s cute, I get that in a minute” he’s not wrong 😂😂
Lol
I LOVE THE FACT HE FOCUSES ON THE UNIMPORTANT THINGS LMAO
SAME LOL 😭😭
The fan in the locker room 🤣
Same
FINNALY SOMEONE SAID IT!!!
404th like. dsmp watchers will understand.
"400 likes........that's CUTE. I get that in a MINUTE." lol I'm dead 🤣
I read this as he was saying it-
Well you almost got that in 3 months :/
Wow you have really improved
xD i feel that to
************
Me:turns up volume cause psa is quiet
Daz: starts screaming at his own joke
GetOofed ` Ay yeah
GetOofed ` I dieting in laughter
@@xxb3llaxx627 Jeez. fix correct that shit Its not dieting Its dying of laughter
Lion Mafia omg lol I did not even notice sorry
@@xxb3llaxx627 no problem
“Someone woke up with an ATITUDE”
God Daz is amazing.
frr
@@brookecharpentier8200 frrrrrr
@@ferwishy. frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
169 likes ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ 4:50
Agreeing with Saiki on this one
"the man with tissues and lotion, shamelessly not put away, has now grown a conscious" best quote EVER
02:52 "Someone woke up with an attitude!!" I love it❤
My favourite part, I died xD
*having a moment of silence to set the mood*
Daz: I hOpE yOu DoN’t TrIp On ThE fUcKiNg StAiRs On ThE wAy OuT
😂😂😂😂
I literally died at this part lul 😂😂😂
LOL
Yea😂
I didnt exspect daz to scream my voulume is all the way up My parents r asleep and daz yelled my mom just yelled "SHUT THE FU*K UP AND GO TO SLEEP" its 11:56 rn😂
9:52 I literally laughed out loud at her "IT'S ABOUT time."
SAMEE
*And apparently this is the lockers that the minions use*
*Minion 1: Where’s my locker?*
*Minion 2: UmMm...bottom*
Sophia Lovespuppies the yellow locker part came up as soon as I read that
Likes cats
Hahahah
Ok I love that Daz just points out the most tiniest of details and makes it the funniest joke in the video
yeah lmfao like the paper the coach was looking at
111…
Yo I like the cake joke on the coach
I like the same as chris mccune
Literally reading this as he realises how awful name of the team is 😂
Him:"why does this class only have one guy"
Me: *thinks about my 4th period where's there's 2 guys out of 24 students* "yeah why's there only one guy!?"
Sydney Ingram I cant escape the army 😂
BTSSSSSSS
✊
Mood lol
In one of my classes has only got 5 people in it
I love Daz he’s the funniest guy I’ve seen ever like when he said “I hope you don’t trip on the stairs on the way out” I died 💀 💀 💀 😆
11:58
*Sad + Dramatic Moment*
_”And this is where you find out he’s part werewolf.”_
“alright G-Men, Strip and WIND MACHINE” DEAD 😂😂💀💀
I died when he said what do you play for.. GMEN
Me too 😂😂😂
“What class is this? What are they learning? How to not show up” I died HAHAHAHAHA
Kyus Temptation omg as I read your comment daz said it lol. I agree with u I died too!!
*Dead*
😂😂😂
5:32
that got me on the floor
been watching you since 2015 love you daz
No one:
My mum : walks in
Daz: we’ve done bullying we’ve done drugs.
😆😆😆😆
Pls-
Amazing timing 😂
LMAO!
Weve done chberbullied
"without question I'd turn around pick up that ball make them eat it then eat each others balls" LMAO I WAS DYING
That made me laugh really hard as well! lol
HardcoreHamster33 it’s RJ!!!
In all reality, I liked ur comment purely bc of ur profile pic- love bvb too
Ghost ME TOOO AHAHAHQHAHAHHAHAHWHSH
OMJ YOUR PROFILE PIC ILY AND IT
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Daz: “if I was that kid”
a phrase has never come out of his mouth that hasn’t been utter perfection.
“The man with tissues and lotion shamelessly not put away now has a conscious.” I’m dead •°•
Conscience.* I am so sorry. I just had to correct that.
X xPandabearx X when i WAS scrolling i saw this comment and then i heard daz say this comment when i Was reading
~.~ ●•●
Girl: “I wouldn’t have taken you to be someone who would do something like that”
Daz: “I would, look at him, he’s clearly a twat”
Best line ever :)
Omfg as i red that they said that
ikr
Me: Trying to drink a smoothie.
Daz: HoPe YoU doNt TrIp OvEr the StAIrs
Ikr I replayed that 3 times and laughed everytime because that is literally me🤣
Omg yes
Hahaha
I suffer from depression a lot, but daz Man U always seem to make me laugh like no one does
Same
Hey it been two year I was just wondering how you are today hope you’re doing better mate :)
Real
I literally DIED when Daz said “uhhh Bottom“ with the minion lockers. 😂🤣😂
I died to
LMAO me too! 🤣🤣
Same
Same I'm still laughing about it
same 😂
Daz:”400 likes? I get that in like a minute”.
*me looks at the description*
400 likes in 36 seconds
Me:My Man😏
THE GAMING TITAN 😂😂😂😂
The fuck...u got 400 likes on the dot
You can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball
Galactic Knight fuck yeah!
He meant on twitter dumbass
“Just cause someone took a photo of a leaf in black and white, they put in their bio: *I’m an actor, dancer, spaceman, freakin’ Scientologist!* “
-Daz Games
263 likes and no replies also nice comment
I READ THIS AS HE SAID IT DJEKXJWLSJSOEODKD
Correction *Miranda Sings
@@lemonysnicket149 w
I love your profile picture
“ this is the part where yu find out he’s part werewolf” 😂😂😂
I CANT FUCKING BREATH RN 😂
"Alright G-Men, strip and wind machine!" My stepmom gave me the dirtiest look when she passed my room with laundry.
That's why I wear headphones,lol
Princess Harmony don’t worry I thought of the exact same thing
LOL 69 likes bro...
imma wait to like 👀
@@princessharmony5341 hhhahhahhahahh
12:34 “ Blake get in here”
“TF did that come from “😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Daz is a mood. His laugh is amazing. He has great advice. He's just a mood with everything. I love whatching his vids
TwilightRaven 253 Exactly he is a mood
I love how he cracks himself up, it makes it 10x funnier
“The G men” Daz: “like a low budget X men” Had me dying 😂
Ellie Dilworth could be worse… it could be “The C Men” 😂😂
Ellie M omg I was legit dying 😂😂😂😂😂
I've been dead😂😂😂
Min Yoongi’s wifu For lifeu Lmao
Omg same 😂
''400 likes...that's cute, I get that in a minute'' oh man, Daz gone Diva on us XD
Leon Reaper Well it’s actually true, in fact he probably get 400 likes within 20 seconds.
You got 400 liles
Leon Reapl
Best quote of Daz this year😂
Leon Reaper lol
“Hey Emily did you see that vid I posted last night?”
“WE SAW THE VIDEO”
Daz your face 🤣🤣
Alexandra S ikr
SOMEONE WOKE UP WITH AN ATTITUDE
10:31 THE DUDES FACE IN THE BACKGROUND IS SENDING ME 😭😭
I love how he notices the tissues and lotion😂
Ik he just spots the most random things
Cy Levine ........yeah
I love how Daz is able to give side characters full personalities and backstories, from just really small details, for example: The gym teacher, who probably should be a chef.
Yes
The gym teacher is secretly has a passion for cooking loll
Love that abt him
“If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball”
-Daz 2018
Daz should be a gym teacher
That’s actually a quote from the movie Dodgeball
@@bluballs-cw1mx I remember, that’s what makes it so funny
It’s sterile and I like the taste!
I almost died because I was eating and choked lol
@@ryanmcadam6457 you were the one who was #stuffed then?
I loved when he used the phrase ‘if you can dodge a rench you can doge a ball’ The movie it comes from is my favourite movie
coach: are you ready Gmen
kids: eye eye captain
captain: I CANT HEAR YOU
kids: EYE EYE CAPTAIN
coach; ok proceed I'm gonna go make some fairy cakes
depressed fool nopee
Yesssssssssss
Burnt ones anyway 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
G men they should of put C men
Me: *trying to eat cereal*
Daz: *sees his locker* what the f is that?
Me: *milk comes out of my nose*
Kaylee Calhoun BAHAHA
When I heard that I almost pissed myself
‘Day two in the big brother house, still no one’s fucking here’
I’m 😂😂
Patrick D
5. Undo everything you just did
Royal Potato ok
Royal Potato
1.sub to me
2.i sub back
3. Like and share
4.Tell me what you think of my videos
Is that from a show or video? I honestly want to know.
no one:
Dazzlers:
Daz: *bullies a kid for his locker*
Love ya daz,you make me laugh everyday 😂
The “camera man” looks 30 and the bullied kid looks 13
Right?? 😂😂
Law and order
Chase Rb yes
“ alright cla- wait who in the gods oceans are you”
sunflower_ruby ikr
Daz: "He's ordering chinese food!"
Me: *In the middle of ordering Panda Express*
The camera guy doesn’t look like a high school student, more like a 30 year old that works at buzzfeed
R/rareinsults
69 likes :)
Jersey Jack 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
455th like
500th
Fr the best RUclipsr on the planet , I’ve watched almost all of your videos 7 times . You’ve helped me through so much
"400 likes.....thats cute.....i get that in a minute..." savage 😂
Savage level 5000%
liv Britton Not even in a jeer
I always rewind it to that part cuz it's so funny
SAVAGE HOW SAVAGE 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
When a bullying sense happening the only thing daz is interested in is
*OMGF THATS A HUGE FAN!!*
Renee_GachaArtist oh my god fucking?
@@mackenzieevans9467 😏
Wud
Daz’s laugh is the best
you are the best
i hAvE a bAsKeTbAlL gAmE tOmOrRoW! Omg I love you name lol
I hope your basketball game goes well
i hAvE a bAsKeTbAlL gAmE tOmOrRoW! Hail ya
(my name is tray and) i hAvE a bAsKeTbAlL gAmE tOmOrRoW!
Daz, just so you know for future reference, in high school, the cheerleaders would decorate the football players lockers. We were treated very well. Live your show 🤙🏻
Daz: “put it on your phone, on your watch! REHERSE!!”
Me: You better listen to him or you’ll get dazzled
This is amazing 😂
That’s the best part
Someone needs to put that on a shirt "You better listen or you'll get dazzled"
If u don’t look DAZ is going to dazzle u with his balls
"someone woke up with an attitude"
That has me dead
11:22 “Oh mum you just f***ing killed Donkey Kong, God damn it mum.” I F***ING DIED 😂😂😂
We all know that king boo is the best character
Nah bro 11:09 was the funniest part 🤣
@@beamerzonyt no its 8:15
people in this reply section just don't understand opinions
@six ikr
"I hope you don't trip on the stairs on the way out"
IM DYINGGGG
Daz:oh look at him, he's clearly a twat
Me: *dying inside*
I don't know why I laughed so much at that
Twat check ☝️
Kelly Thomas Forrester he’s even more of one be of the lotion and wipes
Daz Says "It Looks Like Ancient Text From A Curse" Reality It's Actually Heart Cookies
Jake Universe the Heart Cookies are the ancient text
Lmao that’s exactly what i saw
Why do caperilieiejr the beginning of each word
You*
Teacher: stand up to bullying
Me: no that's how you get stabbed
Where do you live?? XD
My cousin teacher said theyr should respond to bullying with love. That's calling for a painfully beating XD
She lives in Brasil. At least in that school they have the police guard next to them, sure they would respond quickly and come back with guns again, shoot in the air and have everyone crying and shouting like crazy. XD
@@yogurLAPIZ
I'm in America... lmao we have a security guard at our school buts hes useless lmaoooo
That's how you die
@@a_j_all_day7382 any guard is useless in this situation, as I said they only come and causes more ruckus and scare more people, once the bully knows that was catches in action, he or she has nothing to lose so they just go all the way. The only way is handing a something to the victim to protect himself. XD
Yeh that’s in america in the uk everybody carries knives
7:50 you dont understand how long ive been laughing for, honestly the way you react is actually hilarious
Video: Talk to the bully
Daz: No....thats how you get stabbed
His iq level is no match for us mortals
In UK, it's actually true. You do get stabbed for that.
Innit 🤣😂😅
Dax?
@@teamphantom2148 thnx 😅
This is how ya get stabbeted you stab the knife into there back #backstab
“Scientologist” lol I was cracking up
Com Truise
Adventurous Legend look at 8:47 💀
Cookie CrumBs what about it
Adventurous Legend it’s something funny just press it lol u gon be cracking up my nigga 😂
Daz*. I’m an actor, dancer, spaceman Scientologist
Me*. Dies of laughter
Snowball Veterinary centre and breeding crying 😂😂😂
I'm spiderman
The fact that the team's name G-Men is the actual basketball team name where this school takes place is even more hilarious 😂
"ALRIGHT G-MEN STRIP! and wind machine~" IM DYING😂😂😂😂
Girl: Was Charlie having fun?
Guy: You don’t understand.
Girl: WAS CHARLIE HAVING FUN!
Guy: 😵
Hanna Crooks I was at that part in the vid when I scrolled past your comment lmao
I'm a proud actor, dancer, spaceman, and a fuckin....Scientologist. Oh, and a photographer.
I'mWalkingHere Ha yep! Definitely. 😂
I'mWalkingHere Ha and I'm a mistake
sammmme!
I'mWalkingHere Ha
If you were a Scientologist, you wouldn't be on the internet where the cult can't control what you're exposed to.
Well, they’re going to skin me when I get back, and Cleanse me again. It’s no problem.
Now that is a blast from the past when daz said "someone woke up with an attitude" best line of the year
Me at 2am trying not to laugh
Daz: I HOPE YOU DONT TRIP ON THE FING STARIS ON THE WAY UP
I died :D
Same lol it 2 am and I'm trying not to wake my parents but I cant help it daz is so funny
holy crap you described me... and you have the same name as me lol scary
That happens to me when I watch daz 😂
If you died then how the fuck are you able to comment
I know right me too
10:57
Normal people: “aww I fell sorry for him”
Daz: *why the heck is there a fan in the corner of the room*
Dax is literally me when I watch anything lol
daz: “is someone in the background stuffing a f*cking chicken?”
also daz: *looks around the screen to see if there actually is one*
3:34..... I HAVE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR YEARS THANK YOU
Daz: apparently this is the locker room for the minions
Me: where’s my locker
Minions: uhhhh bottom
I don’t get it
Derpyderpdog watch the video
i get it 🌚
Oh lol
I had that scene in my head while I was having an exam and i got a detention for bursting out laughing
daz: “who the f are the g-men it’s like a low budget version of the x-men” me: *spits water all over my phone*💀
💀
Welcome back to things that definitely happened
They were think about being the c-men and then realized something was wrong
Omg I’m dyeing right now
Sparky_ Gar LOLLL
“where’s my locker? which ones mine?” “eughhh, bottom” i cant stop laughing💀
Why did you put a skull emoji lol
@@calmartin6354 I don’t know what your talking about but ok
Time stamp
@Jason Torres how am i a bully what-
@Jason Torres ahhhh that's ok lol
A foul shot or free throw is an unopposed shot or shots each worth a point awarded to someone who has been fouled or in response to another infringement
"Alright G-Men, strip and wind machine!"😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️😂😂
It stands for gay men 😂😂
@Thomas Anderson ok calm down jeez
@Thomas Anderson no one asked
Thomas Anderson calm the hell down google
Daz: ‘Hope you don’t trip on the f ing stairs on the way out
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m literally crying of laughter
"nothing got carried away: you had a plan, you stuck to the plan, you filmed it, you edited it, you posted it, you are a twat-face" omg this line should go down in history 😂😂😂
I literally saw this comment right when he started to say it!!! That’s is so funny! 😂😂😂
I like how Daz just goes from calm and saying it's not bullying and then says that he will smash the kids head in
Daz : The only way we can win this basketball tournament is by a NUCKSAKAMOON!!
I laughed so hard my parents were concerned.
Fruit Loops I died while rolling on the floor.
My parents have always been concerned...
Lol
Same😂😂😂😂
😂 SAME! 🖤
Mine will be considered if I did not laugh either way.
Girl gets mad:
Daz: WELL SOMEONE WOKE UP WITH AN ATTITUDE!
Me: If this isn’t me idk what is
*Sensitive moments happens*
DAZ: I HOPE YOU DONT TRIP ON THE WAY OUT ON THE FREACKIN STAIRS 😂😂
I’m always dying of laughter when I watch you Daz! Thank you for making me smile!
"If you could dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
Oof is that a fetus Jimin and Jungkook
@@100yopeanut6 cuteee
BTS?!
Random boy: “We got four hundred likes on Twitter”
Daz: “That’s cute, I get that in a minute”
LOOOOL Hahahahaha 😂😂
eh bragging aobut views isn't really a good thing
@@Coolerdbz69 You know Daz said it for fun right?
Arlene Sanders have you realised Daz is a comedian
Arlene Sanders no it was kinda like a comeback to what the guy in the video said
Lasseboss omg this comment is viral it has 400 likes
Help them develop empathy for the victim
“nO tHaTs HoW yOu GeT STABBED”
EXACLTY
But guys.... Guys. THE BULLIED ONE IS SO ATTRACTIVE LIKE WHAT? WAY BETTER LOOKING THAN THE BULLY
"Yo our video blew up it has 400 like on Twitter
Daz: huh that's cute I get that in a minute
LMAO🤣🤣😂😂
*SAVAGE*
*Alternate Title:* Daz not understanding basketball and American high schools for 15 minutes
The Epic Waffle yep basically
Honestly thought highschool in America was called shooting range
Bullying people isnt American, its all over the world.
AussieDong it is
AussieDong depends on the school district, for instance my school district is called artillery range.
No one:
Absolutly no one:
Daz: SOMEONE WOKE UP WITH AN ATTITUUUDE
@@maisy4142 does it make a difference no
@@maisy4142 its alright hahaha
No one*
anto molloy 😂
It’s at 2:25
somone woke up with an attitudeee!
Who else is on a Daz marathon while stuck in quarantine 🙂
Me
me😌
Me!
Me
I know I am man...
"I'm not coming back. I was never good at basketball anyways."
Daz: This is when you find out he's part werewolf or some shit
Me: *dying of laughter* 😂😂
True
True
True
True
I read this as daz said it lol
Can you imagine if their team was the C-Men?
GO C-MEN
LOL!!! 7:12
I don't get it
cutiecarrot are you a kid or something?
Hahaha
Big bang theory puns
there faces : no emotion there tone: emotionless there words: umm lines