@@malayshamorgan3918 wdym "every made up gender" there are a lot of genders, and ther are lots of pronouns too, obviously not nothing or what the fuck is that lmao but a lot of Neo pronouns
Dad: there's a dead fucking bird on my table and now you're nothing! Billy: no! *stabs bird* that's dead! Dad: the fuck is wrong with you?! Billy: *starts chanting in goth*
Dad: Whats with the bird son? Mom: Tom! Billy: His name is Darkness flies Mom: Oh thats nice Billy : Hes dying *they bouth almost Spit out their drinks* I laughed do hard hahaha
That sound of forks and plates together, i couldn't handle it........... also thank god we have blackcurrant over here am i right Daz haha it looks just like wine
It should be a wake up call to the government that so many people actually compare prisons and schools lol -Fights -Dirty -No pay -Expected to follow strict rules -Canteen -Bad food -etc...
“Now Tom, I just want a normal family dinner” * 30 seconds later * “SHH! Ben! Stop it!” * 30 seconds later * “Tom, please…” Me: Sooooo…what is his name then?
Billy is a new kind of cryptic, you'd probably find his hitting a tree with a broken stick and chanting... Things, while holding wings with several crows.
Purple Guy Really not as bad as people say, they complain it's too hard ect. Also I do not understand why people compare it to a Prison. Make zero sense.
Dad: "Because there's a dead bird on my table."
Billy: "No." *stabs bird* "That's dead."
Stephanie R. S. XD HAHAHA
I jumped when that happened
We saw what happened y comment it
Hehe 😂
I can’t even with that part 😂😂
“How was school today Billy?”
“You mean prison?”
Me lmao
「 The Hoodie Girl 」 Billy gets the idea of school, :define school in one word, HELL!!
Yes
The moment is relatable
「 The Hoodie Girl 」 y
1,200th like
"Oh that's nice"
"He's dying"
I choked on water too
WATER??!! WHAT ABOUT TEA?
Mya_ PlayZ more like *tae*
Ahahahahaha
Samee
911 likes
Billy: “he’s dying”
Mom: -chokes from drink-
Dad: -chokes from drink-
Me: -chokes from laughing- 😂
“nothing and Wtf is that” 😂😂
:O u like nanatsu no taizai!?!?!?!?
ah,so im both lesbian AND nothing
3:01
Literally when I read that it just came on lol
Its meeee 🤣🤣🤣
"You have friends?" The same question my dad asks me. 😂😂😂
Makeup Junkie my dad literally says that genuinely lol
Makeup Junkie same
DoeDonDoe whose dad lol
Makeup Junkie exactly
Makeup Junkie I literally see you on everyone of Daz's videos
Billy:"can I invite friends over..?"
Dad:"you have *friends* ...?!"
SlytherinGirl _101_ I laughed to hard at that
meeeee
Me and my classmates
Me “can I go out with my friends?”
Mum “you have friends? Didn’t know losers had friends?!”
LOLLLLLLLLLLL
Billy: starts to sing around the dead bird
Mum: goes OFFF
Dad: goes Off
Billy: squaks
It’s been two years and I’m still waiting on this to become a Netflix series.
If they put fucking Miranda trash Sings on Netflix, Daz would be an upgrade
@@Nami328 yup
Lauren Johnson ahah yes
@@Nami328 I really need them to take Miranda's crap excuse for a show off Netflix.
It’s hereditary 😂😂
*billy stabs bird’s stomach*
Billy’s dad:”he just Decapitated a bird on my table”
Dorky Potato so our heads are in our stomachs now?
@@depressedfrenchfry5118 accurate for me
@@甘い悲劇 oof
This has 666 likes
T w I n s
"His name is darkness flies......he's dying."
😂😂😂😂
LOL 😂😂😂😂
//Comedy Jane XX Masked Sniper
Do more 😂😂
Poppy Chatz
Mom: getting drunk off wine
Dad: screaming
Billy: literally switching bodies with the bird right before it dies so Billy will die instead
i didn’t even think of that being the reason of the ending 😭😭✋ lmaooo
"Can I have a friend over?"
"You have friends?"
That sent me 😂😂
His my friend too
Bill mom dad can I have a friend over
Dude my chemistry teacher said that to me, good times miss him
Same
same
The way he makes this so realistic is *frightning*
Yep
I know
100% of the time
Ik b ur billy is funny!
He’s an actor
Billy:"His name is Darkness flys"
Mom:"oh that's nice" *sips wine*
"Hes dying" *both Chokes on their drinks*
We watched the video just saying
@@Potato436_ okay? Good for you
Grandpa just saying
Grandpa okay? Good for you.
Billy: "From now on i want you to use my correct pronouns... nothing....... and what the fuck is that"
Dad/Tom: That's it that's it
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"From now on I want you to use my correct pronouns; Nothing and What the f*** is that?" I'M CRYING 😂
As i saw this comment he was saying it😮
Same!!
Sharole Duffus
Don't you mean "as what the fuck is that was saying it"
I wonder how many tries it took for him to say: "Use the pronoun; nothing and whatthefuckisthat" without dying laughing 😂
Susan Sell 😂😂😂 I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT
Susan Sell I keeled over on the floor at that part, I was not expecting it.
"You have friends??" LMAO
Legit my dad to me
that sentence is so accurate to my teacher when I was in yr 3
Story of my life
a kitchen sink to you is not a kitchen sink to me
Are you searching..for purpose?
Oh my god!! I love how the mum keeps drinking wine to hide her anxiety.. she's literally crying into the wine in one shot😂😂
"nothing and wtf is that" LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Raven the acid bath princess of darkness: I’m the biggest goth
Billy: hold my abusive fathers...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
BAHAHAHAHAH IM DYING
Wednesday Addams: Finally, a worthy opponent!
"We just have to let him express himself, let him figure out who he is"
"Sheila, LOOK AT HIM"
HUM BY YA HUM BY YO UM BY YA-
que frozen music
😂😂dude how does he even come up with these things
@@justinseagull9943 yeah lol
Seems normal to me he is fine
Ma lord
I adore when the mum nervously chuckles into her wine glass
Neighbours: “That mans talking to himself again...”
Um you have no replies
And I don’t count
@@raiden8761 you do you spaz 😂
@@qfm-footballmontages75 🤫
@@raiden8761
They have one reply now
"I would like you to use my correct pronouns, nothing and, what the fu*k is that."
I DIED 😁😁😁😂😂
J F Ari same here haha
J F Ari i saw that when i found it lmao
Same
every made up gender ever!
@@malayshamorgan3918 wdym "every made up gender" there are a lot of genders, and ther are lots of pronouns too, obviously not nothing or what the fuck is that lmao but a lot of Neo pronouns
fluidy transit lmao
i am dyingg
Tom:"the kid is two steps away from showing up at school dressed up like braney the effing dinosaur"
My Lungs: RIP
Lol I thought he said “the kid is two steps away from shooting up his school like Barney the effing dinosaur” 😂😅
_remember what the therapist said._
Bluemeannie therapy session by Nf
How do u het the text like that
Nah man i cant afford another app
-thx-
I read this completely wrong, I thought it said the the rapist hahahaha
"can I invite a friend over?"
"you have friends?" I feel ya billy
lol so true
Random Green Day Fan 182 True
That's what my sister says to me every day
Mum: so billy how was school
Billy: you mean prison
Lol
Emz Is awesome exactly what i was thinking
Dad: there's a dead fucking bird on my table and now you're nothing!
Billy: no! *stabs bird* that's dead!
Dad: the fuck is wrong with you?!
Billy: *starts chanting in goth*
Why doesn’t this have so many likes it’s amazing
"So Billy, How was school?"
"You mean prison?"
Me everyday!!!
Literally me lol XD
You know some kids don't even have a school to go to and then here u are taking it for granted. Just ungrateful
“From now on I want you to use my correct pronouns- nothing and... wtf is that”😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
My mood everyday
😂😂😂😂😂
I read this comment the exact same timr it came on the video!! 😂😂
0:42 the fact you didn’t eat anything was very triggering XD
He ate the air XD
awd_drift ikr
awd_drift I think he's eating the fork
LOLL I CANT
Oh wow
3:01 LMAO “nothing....and wtf"
"You have friends" Sounds like what my mom says to me a lot.
Senpai I SEE U EVERYWHERE
hahahaahahaahahahahaahahahahahaaha!
Senpai I SEE YOU EVERY WHERE
Senpai WHERE DID U GET UR PROFLIE PIC
Senpai Does not love you only me its called a kawaii potato, search it up :D
2:16 when you find out Starbucks is closing.
can't relate
:me: *kills bird* :parents: 😓😶😯 . . .
3:20 when costa closes
Secret Sisters lmao
starbucks is overpriced diarrhea juice
-fluidy transit-
I read this comment as the video was playing xD
it’s been 4 years and I still find this video iconic
Billy: "can I invite a friend over for dinner?"
Dad: "YOU HAVE FRIENDS?!"
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why is that me @ my brother
That’s me and my cousin 😂😂
@Sophie Koscielny hahaha 🤣🤣
KAYLA ACOSTA Army
@@minyoongles105 armyy
Dad: Whats with the bird son?
Mom: Tom!
Billy: His name is Darkness flies
Mom: Oh thats nice
Billy : Hes dying
*they bouth almost Spit out their drinks*
I laughed do hard hahaha
Nightcore Sweetheart both*
😂😂😂
Same
omg same i love daz hes so funny and creative with his clips i love that part again!
Nightcore Sweetheart Right when I started reading this comment the scene came up xD
I love how the names of the dad changes:
Tom
Ben
Henry
Then back to tom 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅
He said "honey" not Henry
@@jenniferb.awesome he said honey and Henry I just didn't put honey
It’s probably intentional bc she’s always drinking wine
No way!! I never noticed!!
I think he said babe, not Ben. And honey, not Henry
I love how one minute the dads called tom the the next minute he's called ben 😂😂
Billy: says something absurd
The mom: *drinks wine
WHY IS THIS NOT NUMBER 1 ON TRENDING!!!!!!!
I would like but the number is perfect
Bob Ross bc it’s funny
DEmonitiezd vid
What’s the dads name
Tom
Ben
Harry
Elmo? 😂
That’s funny.😂😂😒
McYumYum it’s Tom, Daz said it was a Easter egg
His name is the father of billy otherwise known as the king of the screaming souls in his head
Tooommmmm
She only said Ben and Tom.
She said Honey, not harry
And where tf did you get Elmo from?
7 years later and I'm still rewatching this everyday ❤❤
Me to
“Fluidy transit”😹😹😹
Lucy mcwhinnie my parents
Billy is my spirit animal
Lol
ØneMadDiscø |-/
Spirit what the fuck is that* use the correct pronouns next time I'm triggered
Yaaasss
a crow? ok
Billy: I want you to call me by my pronouns "nothing and wtf is that"
Me: me every day
*Hi I’m Why Am I Gae and my pronouns are, Shrek and YoU DoNkEy!*
So you’re non binary?
🤣😂 so true🤣😂
Ya know I always thought I was non-binary, I think I’ve found my true self-
That part killed me lol xD
Daz: *shows everyone in the cast except for the crow
Me: *TRIGGERED*
That sound of forks and plates together, i couldn't handle it........... also thank god we have blackcurrant over here am i right Daz haha it looks just like wine
Maddie Todd the amount of times my mum thought I was drinking 😂 blackcurrant for life 🌍
Fruitzoos Geekz Yas haha Blackcurrant is the best
Maddie Todd
.
Maddie Todd I
Maddie Todd Ribena lmao
"i don't identify as a boy or a girl"
"so your nothing?"
"I'm not even nothing"
SAME
I relate to billy in a spiritual level help
Lilphayphay well I mean as long as you don't stab birds I think you're fine
+Dakota Davis yeah stabbing birds isn't really my thing
Pour the champagne...
Same XD
Why is it so funny to me that the mom is just drinking wine the whole time
Stephanie Ellis nope it's not koolaid either. It's blackcurrant
Stephanie Ellis
It wouldn't be kool aid as we don't get that here in England, it would rather be blackcurrant squash or ribena
I'm a fan of Finn I love him and I'm obsessed with Stranger Things and the cast!
its ria the phat unicorn and friends You can get Koolaid in the Uk
7yrs later and i love this shit
THIS WAS HILARIOUS I CANT STOP LAUGHING
Skye Wheeler same!
OH MY GOD THIS WAS AMAZING!!!!
It's 1 year later and it's still funny
“I’m not going to say anything”
**proceeds to eat air**
this comment deserves more likes bruv
"I swear he is going to kill someone with those numchucks"
"how was school?" "you mean prison?" me. 😂
Every time I watch this I'm like numchucks 😂
Grade's Dad
NUN not num
Cookie Blitz I know that’s why it’s funny because he says numchucks
7 years later and i only just realised Daz forgets the dads name. Called him Ben at the start and then suddenly hes Tom lolll
Mom: So how was school billy
Billy : You mean prison. 😂😂😂
Well...he is not lying at all xd
my man Billy mentioning FACTS !!!!
It should be a wake up call to the government that so many people actually compare prisons and schools lol
-Fights
-Dirty
-No pay
-Expected to follow strict rules
-Canteen
-Bad food
-etc...
billy is my mood everyday.
Same here xd
A FAT mood
The bird death noice cracked me up
LOL! Same!
It doesn't sound like that when I kill peo-I mean... did I say kill? Nah...
1:46 when he hushed the bird 😭😭
“Oh that’s nice”
“He’s dying”
@Nathaniel Cerdena *sips the good old wine*
He said that after
What the f
billy " from now on you must use my proper pro nouns nothing and wtf is that"
me "THIS IS WHY IM SUBSCRIBED XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
‘Wtf is that’ is my new pro noun ;-;'
by the absurd amount of XD's you said, i can tell you found it funny
"how was school?"...."you mean prison" 😂that's do true!
@@Puppyloverthelps to*
😂yess
7 years later and this is still gold
oh my god that was awesome! make this a series! :D
omg yes PLEASE DAZ MAKE THIS A SERIES THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!!
Polly B yes that would be hilarious
Daz needs to make a series immediately
yess!!! that would be amazing if he could PZL MAKE IT ONE DAZZG
dazz😂😂😂
Billy really looks like his parents
It's called genetics Bro
yeah, cause they're all played by daz...
Mythical THATS THE JOKE
Mythical are u special
Karma Charma omfg
1:04 she calls the husband ben but at 1:22 his name magically turns into tom
samuel stapleton IKR!!!
Shadow _Plays maybe his name was Ben Tom just a second name whats wrong with that.😂😂
lol haha
Shadow _Plays I mean she was drinking throughout the entire video😂😂
Shadow _Plays IM DYING XDD
I appreciate that Billy's mom is trying to understand him and let him be his self. Also daz is an amazing actor 👏 ❤️
'you have friends'😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine if billy was gender fluid his mom would be soooo supportive
Tom: SHEILA
Edit: Wow thank you for so many likes!
oh, glad to see another melanie fan who watches Daz loll
Or even if he was a fluidy transit
W h a t
@@alyssadelvalle2587 sameee lol I’m a hugeeeee crybaby
*Me being gender-fluid and demi-sexual.*
Daz will always looks better than me in a dress 😭
This is probably the main thing I downloaded youtube 🤣🤣
The sound the bird made when billy stabbed it lmao. SQUEEEK 3:20
Josh G XD 🤣🤣🤣
Satisfying
Not even close to "squeek" XD
more!!!! this needs to be a series Daz!!
true
He has to
Angelyca Robbson OMG YESSSSSSSSSSS
YASSSSSS ❤️❤️❤️
Angelyca Robbson YESSSSS YASSSSSSS
I like how the dad is more concerned about the table than the bird.
“Can I bring a friend?”
“Yes”
(Summons Satan)
Billy's mum:how was school Billy
Billy:ya mean prison
Me:YAAASSSS BILLY ITS PRISON 😂😂😂
“Now Tom, I just want a normal family dinner”
* 30 seconds later *
“SHH! Ben! Stop it!”
* 30 seconds later *
“Tom, please…”
Me: Sooooo…what is his name then?
His name is Tom Ben
Nah it’s Tomas Benjamin
That Girl Sarah Elmo
Tom Ben [LAST NAME]
Bom or Ten
Who was the bird? Why didn't you give that actor credit?
It'S a BiRd YoU iDiOt ThEy DoN't NeEd To CrEdIt It'S nOt EvEn AlIvE 😂🤣😂🤦♀️🤦♀️
Whoosh
@@iamatoaster2693 Take a look at my name
And the alternating caps and lowercase
Then go make your woosh look in a mirror
And woosh itself
@@hazeltree7738 Lol! Calm your tits, Scooter.
iam atoaster ok boomer
4 years and I’m still watching this
"I want you to say my correct pro nouns. Nothing and wtf is that" 😂😂😂
"I don't identify as a boy or a girl"
Me "You identify as a Psycho "
Penguin Gamez YES
Penguin Gamez Oh if only you could have spelt psycho right
In The DiRT sorry that my autocorrect didn't work
Penguin Gamez excuses
In The DiRT one wrong spelling ain't gonna affect my life, this is just a comment Jesus calm down
Dad:”no,there’s a bird on my table.”
*silent*
Son:”no..”
*stabs bird*
Me:Oh hell nah~
I'm with you, I nearly unsubbed and cried
@@elnarielidderd7832 it's a fake bird
@@elnarielidderd7832 don't say u thought it was real.
It’s a fake bird
@@elnarielidderd7832 It's ✨f a k e✨
I just love the sound of the utensils scraping against the plate. Just lovely.
Mom: Honey, why don’t you go play with the neighbors kid?
*the neighbors kid:*
😂😂😂 that’s true tho
You have to be pretty skilled to pull off being three characters so well like that in one scene :D
Abi JayWood thanks so much
can you please play chika in five nights at Freddy's? please please please?(PLEASE)
Abi JayWood Ikr having to change and edit he's truely skilled :)
Lovely Rich ;-;
Abi JayWood Yeah, and Daz is seriously the right person for it. These skits are pure comedy Gold!
''I don't identify as a boy or a girl''
''So you're nothing?''
Tumblr in a nutshell
Billy is a new kind of cryptic, you'd probably find his hitting a tree with a broken stick and chanting... Things, while holding wings with several crows.
1:52 litterally every child ever!!
Hi army
I purple you🤗💜💜💜
So true💜💜💜
hiii 💜💜
💜💜💜
I 💜 Purple You
"How was school, Billy?"
"You mean prison?"
SO TRUE!!
School is one of the best things that you will go to in life lol.
Dean Birch my home is pretty good. Not a very convincing argument I can think of at least 3 better places than school 😂 but I'm just saying
I am home schooled. To be honest with you, I have never even been inside of a school before.
Purple Guy Really not as bad as people say, they complain it's too hard ect. Also I do not understand why people compare it to a Prison. Make zero sense.
it feels like prision thats why
The dad has two names: ben and tom
Joe Fidell
It was a mistake.
Yeah "she" did
@Pheebo Caleebo 1:03
Billy "his name is darkness flys"
Mum "oh that's nice"
Billy "he's dying"
Mum and dad "spits out drink" 😂😂
daz's acting skills are 10/10 dead crows😊
The dad is wearing 3d glasses from the cinemas xD
LOL i just noticed
Look left and right I took your dog Where's my dog ...?
Look left and right I took your dog ...god...I just realised...MY DOG IS GONE!!!
He Also Has Two Names, Tom and Ben. ;-;
Kitty Mama well the son is weird so I'm going to guess the whole family is messed up
I have watched this 25 times it's so funny!!! XD
SanstheSkeleton same
SanstheSkeleton I was laughing more than I should have 3:20 till 4:04 😂
It's Kayla yea it's so funny
Same
I legit called the “you have friends?” Line lmfao