Billy Has Problems
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- Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
- A typical family meal very quickly turns bad. Billy has problems.
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Tn1 1UE
Billy:"can I invite friends over..?"
Dad:"you have *friends* ...?!"
SlytherinGirl _101_ I laughed to hard at that
meeeee
Me and my classmates
Me “can I go out with my friends?”
Mum “you have friends? Didn’t know losers had friends?!”
LOLLLLLLLLLLL
"Oh that's nice"
"He's dying"
I choked on water too
WATER??!! WHAT ABOUT TEA?
Mya_ PlayZ more like *tae*
Ahahahahaha
Samee
911 likes
Billy: “he’s dying”
Mom: -chokes from drink-
Dad: -chokes from drink-
Me: -chokes from laughing- 😂
Mom: getting drunk off wine
Dad: screaming
Billy: literally switching bodies with the bird right before it dies so Billy will die instead
i didn’t even think of that being the reason of the ending 😭😭✋ lmaooo
“How was school today Billy?”
“You mean prison?”
Me lmao
「 The Hoodie Girl 」 Billy gets the idea of school, :define school in one word, HELL!!
Yes
The moment is relatable
「 The Hoodie Girl 」 y
1,200th like
"Can I have a friend over?"
"You have friends?"
That sent me 😂😂
His my friend too
Bill mom dad can I have a friend over
Dude my chemistry teacher said that to me, good times miss him
Same
same
Billy: starts to sing around the dead bird
Mum: goes OFFF
Dad: goes Off
Billy: squaks
Billy: "From now on i want you to use my correct pronouns... nothing....... and what the fuck is that"
Dad/Tom: That's it that's it
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dad: "Because there's a dead bird on my table."
Billy: "No." *stabs bird* "That's dead."
Stephanie R. S. XD HAHAHA
I jumped when that happened
We saw what happened y comment it
Hehe 😂
I can’t even with that part 😂😂
"You have friends?" The same question my dad asks me. 😂😂😂
Makeup Junkie my dad literally says that genuinely lol
Makeup Junkie same
DoeDonDoe whose dad lol
Makeup Junkie exactly
Makeup Junkie I literally see you on everyone of Daz's videos
Tom:"the kid is two steps away from showing up at school dressed up like braney the effing dinosaur"
My Lungs: RIP
Lol I thought he said “the kid is two steps away from shooting up his school like Barney the effing dinosaur” 😂😅
Oh my god!! I love how the mum keeps drinking wine to hide her anxiety.. she's literally crying into the wine in one shot😂😂
Billy:"His name is Darkness flys"
Mom:"oh that's nice" *sips wine*
"Hes dying" *both Chokes on their drinks*
We watched the video just saying
@@Potato436_ okay? Good for you
Grandpa just saying
Grandpa okay? Good for you.
It’s been two years and I’m still waiting on this to become a Netflix series.
If they put fucking Miranda trash Sings on Netflix, Daz would be an upgrade
@@Nami328 yup
Lauren Johnson ahah yes
@@Nami328 I really need them to take Miranda's crap excuse for a show off Netflix.
It’s hereditary 😂😂
Dad: there's a dead fucking bird on my table and now you're nothing!
Billy: no! *stabs bird* that's dead!
Dad: the fuck is wrong with you?!
Billy: *starts chanting in goth*
Why doesn’t this have so many likes it’s amazing
I adore when the mum nervously chuckles into her wine glass
“nothing and Wtf is that” 😂😂
:O u like nanatsu no taizai!?!?!?!?
ah,so im both lesbian AND nothing
3:01
Literally when I read that it just came on lol
Its meeee 🤣🤣🤣
"can I invite a friend over?"
"you have friends?" I feel ya billy
lol so true
Random Green Day Fan 182 True
That's what my sister says to me every day
3:01 LMAO “nothing....and wtf"
“Can I bring a friend?”
“Yes”
(Summons Satan)
"i don't identify as a boy or a girl"
"so your nothing?"
"I'm not even nothing"
SAME
I relate to billy in a spiritual level help
Lilphayphay well I mean as long as you don't stab birds I think you're fine
+Dakota Davis yeah stabbing birds isn't really my thing
Pour the champagne...
Same XD
The way he makes this so realistic is *frightning*
Yep
I know
100% of the time
Ik b ur billy is funny!
He’s an actor
“Can I invite a friend over?”
“You have friends!?”
I just lost it😂😂😂😂🤣
1:46 when he hushed the bird 😭😭
"From now on I want you to use my correct pronouns; Nothing and What the f*** is that?" I'M CRYING 😂
As i saw this comment he was saying it😮
Same!!
Sharole Duffus
Don't you mean "as what the fuck is that was saying it"
*billy stabs bird’s stomach*
Billy’s dad:”he just Decapitated a bird on my table”
Dorky Potato so our heads are in our stomachs now?
@@depressedfrenchfry5118 accurate for me
@@user-ky8bm5dx1u oof
This has 666 likes
T w I n s
7yrs later and i love this shit
I love how one minute the dads called tom the the next minute he's called ben 😂😂
I wonder how many tries it took for him to say: "Use the pronoun; nothing and whatthefuckisthat" without dying laughing 😂
Susan Sell 😂😂😂 I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT
Susan Sell I keeled over on the floor at that part, I was not expecting it.
"We just have to let him express himself, let him figure out who he is"
"Sheila, LOOK AT HIM"
HUM BY YA HUM BY YO UM BY YA-
que frozen music
😂😂dude how does he even come up with these things
@@justinseagull9943 yeah lol
Seems normal to me he is fine
Ma lord
Daz: *shows everyone in the cast except for the crow
Me: *TRIGGERED*
it’s been 4 years and I still find this video iconic
"His name is darkness flies......he's dying."
😂😂😂😂
LOL 😂😂😂😂
//Comedy Jane XX Masked Sniper
Do more 😂😂
Poppy Chatz
_remember what the therapist said._
Bluemeannie therapy session by Nf
How do u het the text like that
Nah man i cant afford another app
-thx-
I read this completely wrong, I thought it said the the rapist hahahaha
Billy "his name is darkness flys"
Mum "oh that's nice"
Billy "he's dying"
Mum and dad "spits out drink" 😂😂
Mom : so how was school
Billy : you mean prison
Me : :/ yeah true school is prison
"You have friends" Sounds like what my mom says to me a lot.
Senpai I SEE U EVERYWHERE
hahahaahahaahahahahaahahahahahaaha!
Senpai I SEE YOU EVERY WHERE
Senpai WHERE DID U GET UR PROFLIE PIC
Senpai Does not love you only me its called a kawaii potato, search it up :D
"I would like you to use my correct pronouns, nothing and, what the fu*k is that."
I DIED 😁😁😁😂😂
J F Ari same here haha
J F Ari i saw that when i found it lmao
Same
every made up gender ever!
@@malayshamorgan3918 wdym "every made up gender" there are a lot of genders, and ther are lots of pronouns too, obviously not nothing or what the fuck is that lmao but a lot of Neo pronouns
7 years later and this is still gold
Who's here in 2024?
I'm watching all of these sketches
Meeee
Raven the acid bath princess of darkness: I’m the biggest goth
Billy: hold my abusive fathers...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
BAHAHAHAHAH IM DYING
Wednesday Addams: Finally, a worthy opponent!
Billy really looks like his parents
It's called genetics Bro
yeah, cause they're all played by daz...
Mythical THATS THE JOKE
Mythical are u special
Karma Charma omfg
I legit called the “you have friends?” Line lmfao
I love how Sheila keeps drinking wine to keep her humanity intact
"I don't identify as a boy or a girl"
Me "You identify as a Psycho "
Penguin Gamez YES
Penguin Gamez Oh if only you could have spelt psycho right
In The DiRT sorry that my autocorrect didn't work
Penguin Gamez excuses
In The DiRT one wrong spelling ain't gonna affect my life, this is just a comment Jesus calm down
Billy: I want you to call me by my pronouns "nothing and wtf is that"
Me: me every day
*Hi I’m Why Am I Gae and my pronouns are, Shrek and YoU DoNkEy!*
So you’re non binary?
🤣😂 so true🤣😂
Ya know I always thought I was non-binary, I think I’ve found my true self-
That part killed me lol xD
“You have friends?”
That’s what I ask my twin brother
Billy is a new kind of cryptic, you'd probably find his hitting a tree with a broken stick and chanting... Things, while holding wings with several crows.
Billy: "can I invite a friend over for dinner?"
Dad: "YOU HAVE FRIENDS?!"
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why is that me @ my brother
That’s me and my cousin 😂😂
@Sophie Koscielny hahaha 🤣🤣
KAYLA ACOSTA Army
@@minyoongles105 armyy
“From now on I want you to use my correct pronouns- nothing and... wtf is that”😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
My mood everyday
😂😂😂😂😂
I read this comment the exact same timr it came on the video!! 😂😂
Notice how Daz calls the dad Tom in one scene and then calls him Ben on accident.
7 years later and I'm still rewatching this everyday ❤❤
Me to
"nothing and wtf is that" LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"You have friends??" LMAO
Legit my dad to me
that sentence is so accurate to my teacher when I was in yr 3
Story of my life
a kitchen sink to you is not a kitchen sink to me
Are you searching..for purpose?
4 years and I’m still watching this
Been 7 years and still waiting for this to be on Netflix
Facts
1:04 she calls the husband ben but at 1:22 his name magically turns into tom
samuel stapleton IKR!!!
Shadow _Plays maybe his name was Ben Tom just a second name whats wrong with that.😂😂
lol haha
Shadow _Plays I mean she was drinking throughout the entire video😂😂
Shadow _Plays IM DYING XDD
"So Billy, How was school?"
"You mean prison?"
Me everyday!!!
Literally me lol XD
You know some kids don't even have a school to go to and then here u are taking it for granted. Just ungrateful
Sheila: How was school Billy?
Billy: you mean prison?
✨The most relatable thing✨
0:25 Reminds me of Toga's backstory, 'Remember that one time I ate a bird?'
Neighbours: “That mans talking to himself again...”
Um you have no replies
And I don’t count
@@raiden8761 you do you spaz 😂
@@qfm-footballmontages75 🤫
@@raiden8761
They have one reply now
Dad: Whats with the bird son?
Mom: Tom!
Billy: His name is Darkness flies
Mom: Oh thats nice
Billy : Hes dying
*they bouth almost Spit out their drinks*
I laughed do hard hahaha
Nightcore Sweetheart both*
😂😂😂
Same
omg same i love daz hes so funny and creative with his clips i love that part again!
Nightcore Sweetheart Right when I started reading this comment the scene came up xD
"Remember what the therapist said"😀
No i don't
"Can I invite a friend over..."
"You have friends?!"
Emotional damage
"I swear he is going to kill someone with those numchucks"
"how was school?" "you mean prison?" me. 😂
Every time I watch this I'm like numchucks 😂
Grade's Dad
NUN not num
Cookie Blitz I know that’s why it’s funny because he says numchucks
fluidy transit lmao
i am dyingg
This is probably the main thing I downloaded youtube 🤣🤣
A year and I’m still waiting for an upload to this channel
Mum: so billy how was school
Billy: you mean prison
Lol
Emz Is awesome exactly what i was thinking
-fluidy transit-
I read this comment as the video was playing xD
it is just me or do you love who he says “jEsUs”
The sound of him cutting into an empty plate scraped my heart a few times
WHY IS THIS NOT NUMBER 1 ON TRENDING!!!!!!!
I would like but the number is perfect
Bob Ross bc it’s funny
DEmonitiezd vid
“Oh that’s nice”
“He’s dying”
@Nathaniel Cerdena *sips the good old wine*
He said that after
What the f
1:17 though🤣✋
Daz is so creative I don’t have the brain to make something like this, like this could be a whole ass great movie
True
Why is it so funny to me that the mom is just drinking wine the whole time
Stephanie Ellis nope it's not koolaid either. It's blackcurrant
Stephanie Ellis
It wouldn't be kool aid as we don't get that here in England, it would rather be blackcurrant squash or ribena
I'm a fan of Finn I love him and I'm obsessed with Stranger Things and the cast!
its ria the phat unicorn and friends You can get Koolaid in the Uk
THIS WAS HILARIOUS I CANT STOP LAUGHING
Skye Wheeler same!
OH MY GOD THIS WAS AMAZING!!!!
It's 1 year later and it's still funny
I think this is the funniest clip ever honestly I cry laughing. Please make more comedy clips like these!
The dad would be me as a parent ngl 😂
oh my god that was awesome! make this a series! :D
omg yes PLEASE DAZ MAKE THIS A SERIES THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!!
Polly B yes that would be hilarious
Daz needs to make a series immediately
yess!!! that would be amazing if he could PZL MAKE IT ONE DAZZG
dazz😂😂😂
"how was school today Billy"
"You mean prison?"
Hahaha, that's me inside
(Edit:) forgot I made this
insanity 666 agreed
Yeah
I agree with that
Agree
Same
“Kid is one step away from shooting up his school dressed at Barney the fucking dinosaur!”
LMFAOO 💀
This *NEEDS* to be a series
Yeah,theres a few other vids on billy
0:42 the fact you didn’t eat anything was very triggering XD
He ate the air XD
awd_drift ikr
awd_drift I think he's eating the fork
LOLL I CANT
Oh wow
''I don't identify as a boy or a girl''
''So you're nothing?''
Tumblr in a nutshell
It’s been 6 years and I’m still waiting for a Netflix series on this
6 years late and I still want this to be a Netflix series
2:16 when you find out Starbucks is closing.
can't relate
:me: *kills bird* :parents: 😓😶😯 . . .
3:20 when costa closes
Secret Sisters lmao
starbucks is overpriced diarrhea juice
Imagine if billy was gender fluid his mom would be soooo supportive
Tom: SHEILA
Edit: Wow thank you for so many likes!
oh, glad to see another melanie fan who watches Daz loll
Well of course
Or even if he was a fluidy transit
W h a t
@@alyssadelvalle2587 sameee lol I’m a hugeeeee crybaby
Oh poor mom...poor Billy....poor Dad..lmao bless their hearts 🤣😂
I appreciate that Billy's mom is trying to understand him and let him be his self. Also daz is an amazing actor 👏 ❤️
“Fluidy transit”😹😹😹
Lucy mcwhinnie my parents
Billy: says something absurd
The mom: *drinks wine
“I’d rather eat an infected asshole then go back to that school” I was laughing for an hour😂
“you mean prison” i felt that💀
I love how the names of the dad changes:
Tom
Ben
Henry
Then back to tom 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅
He said "honey" not Henry
@@jenniferb.awesome he said honey and Henry I just didn't put honey
It’s probably intentional bc she’s always drinking wine
No way!! I never noticed!!
I think he said babe, not Ben. And honey, not Henry
“Now Tom, I just want a normal family dinner”
* 30 seconds later *
“SHH! Ben! Stop it!”
* 30 seconds later *
“Tom, please…”
Me: Sooooo…what is his name then?
His name is Tom Ben
Nah it’s Tomas Benjamin
That Girl Sarah Elmo
Tom Ben [LAST NAME]
Bom or Ten
everyone’s gangster til Billy starts hitting the bushes with his nunchucks.
no one:
literally no one:
Billys mom: nUmChUcKs