Here in Britain, the initials MFI were associated with a store chain who specialised in selling really, really poor quality furniture. So that explains the wooden acting.
I can always count on Brandon to expose me to absolute batshit insanity. Bivouac: a temporary camp without tents or cover, used especially by soldiers or mountaineers.
@@Three60Mafia It's actually correct. A bivouac is usually meant as a quick rest stop. Sometimes lean-to's are used, but often people will just throw down their sleeping bags. The kinds of tents the military uses for command centers, etc., are extremely large, and take dozens of people to raise properly. There isn't always time to set up a proper camp.
@@AMortalDefiantare you forgetting about the shelter halves? 2 soldiers can have a tent up in under 10 minutes, including the drainage perimeter trench.😮
@@parkermacinnis3977 it will probably be something like the Oscar for Best Makeup or Best Costume. The stuff that makes you technically an Oscar winning movie, but don't really say anything about your quality
Considering his affinity for Godzilla movies, it's worth mentioning that there is precisely one Godzilla movie that has won multiple academy awards, including best picture. They're the Japanese Academy Awards, but still.
Also it seems the Western version is almost 90% different from the Korean version, similar to the transition from Super Sentai to Power Rangers. If anyone wants to check out the differences, search for 파워킹
In the defense of Roger and troma, they embrace their own badness with gusto, and Roger was great at making his cheap movies look better then their budget would typical allow and even make good and even great films at times.
If anyone was curious about what the General was saying, he was asking if the Asian troops were still bivouacing, which basically means they were camping as a bivouac is both a temporary camp and a type of tent that can be hung off the side of a cliff. If I remember right it's also the name for the mobile nest of the army ants.
So the title crawl mentions the 'Battle of Altair IV' So this is somehow a Forbidden Planet crossover? Also Morgoth (Silmarillion) gets name ripped in the crawler!
@ 12:30 Bivouac is different from that other kind of whacking you were thinking of. Bivouac: a military encampment made with tents or improvised shelters, usually without shelter or protection from enemy fire.
Wow, I thought this was a Guyver knock-off based on the thumbnail. Didn't expect a Power Rangers knock-off with a suit and Stormtroopers that look almost straight out of Guyver.
And the worst part is: They don't even own it, they just tricked the realtor into letting them in and filmed a bunch of stuff while someone distracted them.
The acting in this movie is so ham-fisted that it could be a butcher's shop. I love it. Perfect for those "The 50 Best Science Ficiton Movies" DVD box sets. (Where you usually end up with the movies you can't get rid of individually)
The first Brandon's Cult Movie Review of 2024! Gotta say, this movie completely flew under my radar when I was a kid. Definitely looks like what would happen if Saban Entertainment made a deal with Godfrey Ho to produce another "Power Rangers" clone. It does make me curious to look up the unedited Korean movie, but this movie looks so cheesy, it almost makes "Big Bad Beetle Borgs" look like "Guyver: Dark Hero".
Oh, you sweet child. If you think Beetle Borgs is the basement for 90's Power Rangers ripoffs, look up "Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills". Yes, that is a real thing.
@5:35 it's funny you say that. Those are U.S. Army PASGT helmets (aka K-pots) or replicas of said helmet. They were fist issued in the 1980s and their design was influenced by the old German Stalhelms.
Armicron actually looks somewhat like the Cosmic Fury Power Rangers, with the helmet design, the chrome shoulder pads, and the musculata style chest piece. Given that was the only series to use 0 japanese footage for the rangers, it's definitely a funny coincidence
6:18 "And by the looks of it, he was an extra from the Korean 'Clash of the Titans'. " That would be awesome. MAKE IT HAPPEN! (I'm guessing rip-off Harryhausen Medusa would look a lot like the CGI they used for the actual "Clash" remake.)
oh god, i remember renting a VHS of this back then and i was enjoying the heck out of it as another "power ranger-like super hero" movie. the random japanese words and that JCVD split in the end are the things i remembered the most about it but they weren't helpful trying to find it again. I was really hoping you'd eventually make a video of it and here it is XD Thank you!
I felt an emotion of some design swell up inside of me when the Grandfather was laying face down on the floor of the base thing, and told the girls to "Forget" about him. Been doing it most of the movie, Space Moses, but no... Grandpa, don't say that, never say that... Good bye forever Grandpa, just like old times. Goodbye you old skeezer!
I remember reading about this in the TV-Guide when I was a kid. It aired in the middle of the night and said something about a kid finding a „kung-fu superhero medallion“, so obviously I HAD to see this.
Ironically the live action The Guyver Dark Hero VHS were popular in UK videoshop rentals as a Power Rangers substitute despite the 15/R rating. It appealed to that demographic despite being based on a manga rather than super sentai. Brandon reviewed both movies about 6 years back already.
13:00 Some of that footage actually *is* from _Iron Eagle._ The explosion is, at least, and some of the jet shots look like the "Migs" from that movie. I watched the first _Iron Eagle_ like a hundred times as a kid. Not the sequels, though. I saw Two maybe twice and never saw Three. If there's more than that I've never heard of them.
@@RichardWatt I'd have to check to know which, but they were either F-5s or T-38 trainers, which (you probably know) are basically the same plane but a two-seater.
4:16 domeone can correct me but I think they ac5ually took that aoundbite from an actual star wars scene involving a starfighter or something. It sounds so vaguely familiar with the prequel or original sound.
Yeah a lot of anime hikes soundbites from ALIENS for mechnical doors and powerloader for robot movements. Also James Horners orchestral strings jump scare gets plagerised a lot in movies, trailers and animes too.
I love your content. Have you done the Evil Bong series? Your flair would make those movies entertaining. Keep up the great content. Peace be with you always.
The one thing I can praise the movie for is having some nice costumes. Armicron/Power King has a cool design and the two women kinda got this live-action anime look to them.
Anyone remember when Shim’s “Dragon Wars” was supposed to be the movie that was going to take down the first “Transformers” movie in the 2007 Summer Box Office? In S. Korea, people went to see Dragon Wars multiple times in a sense of national pride to make it not only to outgross Transformers there, but to be the highest grossing movie in the country. It came close and only lost out to Transformers there by $3m and still being the 2nd highest grossing movie there that year. In America, it was a different story…
@@Awwscrewit Yep. They set up for a sequel and thank the heavens it never got one. Craig Robinson was the only bright spot in the movie and he was only in it for like 7 minutes. EDIT: My bad. There is actually a sequel that has been in development hell for nearly a decade.
@@TheVampirePredator I think the sequel is in development hell, mainly because of its PRC pandering and fellow issues partly related to money. Regardless, Shim Hyoung Rae being a crappy casting couch chauvinist doesn’t help matters either way.
You should see the Power Rangers knockoff Bio Kids. It features actual kids that get power suits from some scientist. I rented it at a video store when I was a teenager out of curiosity. I think I might have a VHS copy somewhere though.
Any chance you could find footage of a TV show from the 70's-early 80's. It's star was a giant gold rocket that could transform into a giant gold robot with hair, named goldar he also had a wife and child and they lived in a volcano with some old wise man and fought giant monsters. Would love to hear your thoughts on this.
I would've called this "Korean Power Rangers", but turns out that's actually a real thing!
What really
Why am I not surprised to hear that? 🤷♂️
No surprise there...
@@juliagoodwin9510 yeah me neither
Yes it's a thing it's called Power Rangers Dino Force Brave and it's a sequel to Zyuden Sentai Kyoryuger
Here in Britain, the initials MFI were associated with a store chain who specialised in selling really, really poor quality furniture. So that explains the wooden acting.
"Bivouwacing" Military Tactical term for assembling in the field, camping without tents or anything, usually really temporary.
Bivouac.
"Mashing up Iron Eagle with an episode of Big Bad Beetleborgs..." Damnit, I want to see that now!!
And make it cost less than a student film
remember if Americans make their own Tokusatsu footage it ends up becoming Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters From Beverly-hills.
That Mega Man X 4 English dub reference was freaking hilarious, especially considering that I played that game all of the time as a kid.
Was my fav part of the video lmao
I can always count on Brandon to expose me to absolute batshit insanity.
Bivouac: a temporary camp without tents or cover, used especially by soldiers or mountaineers.
As any of us Gen X farts who collected GI JOE in the 80's know.
i dont think thats quite right - WITHOUT tents? what the shit do they do there then.
That might be because a lot of times we bivouacked using poncho huoches.
@@Three60Mafia It's actually correct. A bivouac is usually meant as a quick rest stop. Sometimes lean-to's are used, but often people will just throw down their sleeping bags. The kinds of tents the military uses for command centers, etc., are extremely large, and take dozens of people to raise properly. There isn't always time to set up a proper camp.
@@AMortalDefiantare you forgetting about the shelter halves? 2 soldiers can have a tent up in under 10 minutes, including the drainage perimeter trench.😮
An Oscar winning movie!? Finally, Brandon is covering "The English Patient"!
About time!
Maybe he wasn't referring to the movie award, but someone winning their own Oscar the grouch.
@@parkermacinnis3977 it will probably be something like the Oscar for Best Makeup or Best Costume. The stuff that makes you technically an Oscar winning movie, but don't really say anything about your quality
Considering his affinity for Godzilla movies, it's worth mentioning that there is precisely one Godzilla movie that has won multiple academy awards, including best picture. They're the Japanese Academy Awards, but still.
Bugs Bunny and Alfred Hitchcock have Oscars for lifetime achievements. Nuff said.
QUICK.. TO THE LOCAL FLEA MARKET! Brandon Tenold needs a copy of a rare Korean movie!
Cue 1960s Batman transition sequence!
All we have is Turkish Batman!!!!!
@@lg3042 …we can use video of someone struggling to hand spin a Turkish flag!
Early Korean B movies were absolutely bonkers. They make Roger Corman and Troma movies look normal
And that's saying a lot
Early?
they're still bonkers.
@@chrisbaker8533 do you mean 1990s Korean B movies? Bonkers!
Also it seems the Western version is almost 90% different from the Korean version, similar to the transition from Super Sentai to Power Rangers. If anyone wants to check out the differences, search for 파워킹
In the defense of Roger and troma, they embrace their own badness with gusto, and Roger was great at making his cheap movies look better then their budget would typical allow and even make good and even great films at times.
If anyone was curious about what the General was saying, he was asking if the Asian troops were still bivouacing, which basically means they were camping as a bivouac is both a temporary camp and a type of tent that can be hung off the side of a cliff. If I remember right it's also the name for the mobile nest of the army ants.
That costume suspiciously resembles a bio booster armor.
🎵Go, go, Power Guyver🎵
And those stormtroopers look less Imperial and more like a secret police with a wolf motif.
Cue the Jin-Roh march.
So the title crawl mentions the 'Battle of Altair IV' So this is somehow a Forbidden Planet crossover? Also Morgoth (Silmarillion) gets name ripped in the crawler!
2:32 “Of course his name is Chad. Why wouldn’t it be?”
I was anticipating “Kenny”.
Kenny digivolve into... CHAD!
Brandon, you killed me with Guyver dork hero bit!!!! This one was gold!!!
Thanks!
(12:35) Bivouac - to stay in a temporary camp without cover
I'm sure that TV show "Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills" is more low rent.
You mean "Saved by the Mighty Morphin' Ultramen"?
My favorite scene is when Superman fights Gargamel so that Ace Ventura can save Optimus Prime.
@ 12:30 Bivouac is different from that other kind of whacking you were thinking of.
Bivouac: a military encampment made with tents or improvised shelters, usually without shelter or protection from enemy fire.
Wow, I thought this was a Guyver knock-off based on the thumbnail. Didn't expect a Power Rangers knock-off with a suit and Stormtroopers that look almost straight out of Guyver.
MFI was a seller of prefabricated flat pack furniture here in the UK in the 1980's
IKEA but worse and no moose pasta ? 😊
The legend of the Power Ranger nobody ever heard of
2:10 that's not a high school, that's somebody's house!
And the worst part is: They don't even own it, they just tricked the realtor into letting them in and filmed a bunch of stuff while someone distracted them.
The acting in this movie is so ham-fisted that it could be a butcher's shop. I love it.
Perfect for those "The 50 Best Science Ficiton Movies" DVD box sets. (Where you usually end up with the movies you can't get rid of individually)
The first Brandon's Cult Movie Review of 2024!
Gotta say, this movie completely flew under my radar when I was a kid. Definitely looks like what would happen if Saban Entertainment made a deal with Godfrey Ho to produce another "Power Rangers" clone. It does make me curious to look up the unedited Korean movie, but this movie looks so cheesy, it almost makes "Big Bad Beetle Borgs" look like "Guyver: Dark Hero".
Oh, you sweet child. If you think Beetle Borgs is the basement for 90's Power Rangers ripoffs, look up "Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills". Yes, that is a real thing.
@@AmariieMaerthos Oh, I forgot about "TTAFBH". Kind of wish it stayed that way. lol
@5:35 it's funny you say that. Those are U.S. Army PASGT helmets (aka K-pots) or replicas of said helmet. They were fist issued in the 1980s and their design was influenced by the old German Stalhelms.
Armicron actually looks somewhat like the Cosmic Fury Power Rangers, with the helmet design, the chrome shoulder pads, and the musculata style chest piece. Given that was the only series to use 0 japanese footage for the rangers, it's definitely a funny coincidence
Which is why it looks cheap as all hell? “Oh yeah, we’ll look better than DonBrothers!”
Did SPD use Japanese footage? I thought it was the other way around
@@TupocalypseShakur SPD used plenty of Dekaranger footage, but Dekaranger borrowed SPD’s Battlizer.
@@TupocalypseShakur No, Dekaranger used no footage of SPD, Dekaranger's last episode aired one day after SPD's first episode.
With so many God Damn "Power Rangers" spinoffs who could keep track of any of that.
11:44 The Evil Army guy comes in like he’s Pierre Kirby from one of the Godfrey Ho movies.
6:18 "And by the looks of it, he was an extra from the Korean 'Clash of the Titans'. "
That would be awesome. MAKE IT HAPPEN!
(I'm guessing rip-off Harryhausen Medusa would look a lot like the CGI they used for the actual "Clash" remake.)
oh god, i remember renting a VHS of this back then and i was enjoying the heck out of it as another "power ranger-like super hero" movie. the random japanese words and that JCVD split in the end are the things i remembered the most about it but they weren't helpful trying to find it again. I was really hoping you'd eventually make a video of it and here it is XD Thank you!
I felt an emotion of some design swell up inside of me when the Grandfather was laying face down on the floor of the base thing, and told the girls to "Forget" about him.
Been doing it most of the movie, Space Moses, but no... Grandpa, don't say that, never say that... Good bye forever Grandpa, just like old times.
Goodbye you old skeezer!
"Guyver: Dork Hero"! Ha! Perfect!
That weird ship with the three domes is exactly the same prop as the ship from the movie "Star Games"
12:44 "bibwacking" is a older military term for housing/barracks.
I remember reading about this in the TV-Guide when I was a kid. It aired in the middle of the night and said something about a kid finding a „kung-fu superhero medallion“, so obviously I HAD to see this.
Hey you should review Matalo! From 1970
It has guns, hippy cowboys, rock music and a boomerang slinging outlaw
It is perfect material for your show
The Outlaw part comes from copyright violation
A bivouac is a military camp in the field, as in a platoon on patrol settling in for the night.
Did that ED-299 say "Hahahaha You dogs! I love you! biscuits for everyone!!" ??????
Pretty epic looking title card. The artist outdid themselves.
"I bivouac'd before we got here."
Nah, "bivouac" just means "improvised campsite."
10:59 😂
So this is when you make a movie in your backyard. 😁
I just love these films. You could say a lot about them, but rarely are they ever totally unwatchable.
Definitely want to see you cover “Space Mutiny” at some point.
American Paul McCartny soldier boy was almost as much fun as grandpa gun lessons.
11:27 Maybe he thinks if he has a gun he won't get kidnapped next time. Seems like a legit conversation to have to me.
The ANGEL trilogy requires your attention
Such great lines in this one! Great job Brandon! 👏🏻
I learned about Zone Fighter yesterday, and this should hold me over until Brandon reviews that. ;)
Ironically the live action The Guyver Dark Hero VHS were popular in UK videoshop rentals as a Power Rangers substitute despite the 15/R rating. It appealed to that demographic despite being based on a manga rather than super sentai. Brandon reviewed both movies about 6 years back already.
The Guyver Manga series sorely needs a complete ending, mainly because its author has frequent health issues due to being overworked big time.
13:00 Some of that footage actually *is* from _Iron Eagle._ The explosion is, at least, and some of the jet shots look like the "Migs" from that movie. I watched the first _Iron Eagle_ like a hundred times as a kid. Not the sequels, though. I saw Two maybe twice and never saw Three. If there's more than that I've never heard of them.
There’s actually a part 4 where Doug comes back.
Weren't the "Migs" F5E Tigershark IIs?
@@RichardWatt I'd have to check to know which, but they were either F-5s or T-38 trainers, which (you probably know) are basically the same plane but a two-seater.
Nice I'm early kinda... Brandon I love your content man I always get a good laugh can't wait for more snarky Canadian riffs on cult movies
MFI is also the name of a (now defunct) DIY furniture chain in the UK.
Brandon asked the Internet, and the Internet delivered 👏
"forces of heaven and earth, come to us nooooooow" Best line delivery EVER!!
Forces of darkness empower me, take me back to my virtual reality haha
1:53 ... I mean to be fair, even "Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie" knocked off the STAR WARS opening crawl.
16:07 that is the door opening sound from Doom
I saw this once as a kid decades ago. I liked it.
MASKED SHIN RIDER.... It's on prime and you're gonna love it, like alot
Review Hideaki Anno's Shin Trilogy next.
@@conradojavier7547Toei’s as bad as Toho. They flagged a stream from their licensor promoting the Blu Ray of Sharivan.
That next episode tease is just killing me
16:07 - also Doom door sound. *DING!*
I have arrived 1st on this video. In all seriousness 5:26 I would absolutely *DIG* that concept
4:16 domeone can correct me but I think they ac5ually took that aoundbite from an actual star wars scene involving a starfighter or something. It sounds so vaguely familiar with the prequel or original sound.
The conversation starting at 11:22 was great.
When the not ED-209 fell over I swear I heard the powered door sound effect from Aliens. Is that a common effect?
Yeah a lot of anime hikes soundbites from ALIENS for mechnical doors and powerloader for robot movements. Also James Horners orchestral strings jump scare gets plagerised a lot in movies, trailers and animes too.
Thank you for the Review, I once mentioned this when you did a live stream like some years ago
MFI shares its initials with a now-defunct British furniture outlet!
This channel is quite enjoyable. I'm surprised you don't have more subs.
"Okay, looks like whatever bullshit you just did worked!" -
Brandon Tenold
This should be a T-Shirt. It sums up so much.
I love your content. Have you done the Evil Bong series? Your flair would make those movies entertaining.
Keep up the great content.
Peace be with you always.
16:22 question, was that area used in Korean dragon ball?
It kind of is.
Now someone needs to sent "la blue girl" live action movie to Brandon
I did not realise that was a thing.
@@blackcurtains4710 It Is..dunno where you can get that though
The one thing I can praise the movie for is having some nice costumes. Armicron/Power King has a cool design and the two women kinda got this live-action anime look to them.
12:45 - Bivouacking/bivouac is a temporary camp.
5:20 It's the return of the Starship Triboobular from StarGames.
Maybe Lord Blanketfort will make an appearance.
@3:15 Dudes rocking a Subhumans shirt! I approve!
04:13 Say what you will but those speeder bikes were pretty cool. They remind me of that awesome chase scene from AKIRA.
Anyone remember when Shim’s “Dragon Wars” was supposed to be the movie that was going to take down the first “Transformers” movie in the 2007 Summer Box Office?
In S. Korea, people went to see Dragon Wars multiple times in a sense of national pride to make it not only to outgross Transformers there, but to be the highest grossing movie in the country. It came close and only lost out to Transformers there by $3m and still being the 2nd highest grossing movie there that year.
In America, it was a different story…
Never seen Dragon Wars, but I'm just going to assume it was way better than Transformers 1
IIRC it never recouped its budget(rumored to be over 100 million US), so it became a one and done.
@@Awwscrewit
Yep. They set up for a sequel and thank the heavens it never got one. Craig Robinson was the only bright spot in the movie and he was only in it for like 7 minutes.
EDIT: My bad. There is actually a sequel that has been in development hell for nearly a decade.
@@tuckerbowen4626
Check out the Rifftrax version of the movie as watching it unriffed will probably lead to seeking out a Death with Dignity state.
@@TheVampirePredator I think the sequel is in development hell, mainly because of its PRC pandering and fellow issues partly related to money. Regardless, Shim Hyoung Rae being a crappy casting couch chauvinist doesn’t help matters either way.
Bivouac (biv·ou·ac) : stay in a temporary camp without cover. "Are the alien forces still bivouacking in the forest?"
Dude how do you do it? I can barely make it through your review ,and you watched it at least twice right? Thank you sir for your sacrifice.
Looks like Manos did some damage at 7:15 there.
12:35 - He says 'bivouacking', meaning camping without cover, like a tent.
2:33 It really is funny how many names have been ruined by memes and jokes.
You should see the Power Rangers knockoff Bio Kids. It features actual kids that get power suits from some scientist. I rented it at a video store when I was a teenager out of curiosity. I think I might have a VHS copy somewhere though.
10:59 Is that Scott McNeil I hear there?
made our week nights more wholesome with amazing stuff
Still no "Ice Pirates". Brandon......dude......it's 2024
Well, at least he didn't need the sun to power up, you know, like Ultraman. I guess they forgot to rip that off.
God... the trademark free speederbike chase scene had speederbike sound effects, with a bit of Battle of Hoth ones too mixed in.
Feel like Guyver: Dark hero meets Kaiketsu Zubatt with bits of Inframan and Star Kid mixed in. Maybe pepper a little Dark Hawk in for good measure.
That is EXACTLY what I was thinking this looked like!
Oscar winning one?! That's a riddle...
The only copy of Dragon Tuka (the other movie you are looking for) I have found is actually on RUclips, no subtitles and really bad VHS quality
Ohh it’s another Korean comedy!
2:20 Zack Morris? (Saved by the Bell)
3:42 hey, it worked for The Last Starfighter....
Bivouacking: stay in a temporary camp without cover
You forgot something:
With the element of a video game actually proving to be real, this could qualify as Korean THE LAST STARFIGHTER
Any chance you could find footage of a TV show from the 70's-early 80's. It's star was a giant gold rocket that could transform into a giant gold robot with hair, named goldar he also had a wife and child and they lived in a volcano with some old wise man and fought giant monsters. Would love to hear your thoughts on this.
Excellent video!
5:21 isn’t that the same ship from Star Games?
I was thinking the same thing! By the way, only watch the RiffTrax version of “Star Games”. You’d never survive watching it in regular format.
@@victorhernandez8723 I only watch the RiffTrax version