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- Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
- What if were your neighborhood bar was honest? Roger Horton investigates.
CAST:
Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
Woman: Britt Migs
Man: Brian Morabito
Producer: Gabrielle Williott
Director: Gabrielle Williott
Director of Photography: Mike Doyle
Script: Mark Hill
Editor: Bryan Slack
Sound / Gaffer: Alan Kudan
Camera Assistant: Andrew DeNatale
Camera Assistant: Rachel Mossberg
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Oh lord, the trauma of beholding Waitress Roger!
I think he rocked that look very well 😜
Can we all agree to forget Roger in a dress and how that confused us.
Have another beer...
oddly enough, I've seen worse.
@@cliff5n0t3syou don’t know what I’m into
As a 30 year veteran bartender, I approve mediocre lovemaking.
I thought I was the only one who was excited about mediocre lovemaking😄
The Connections (2021) [short documentary] ❤
Per Dan Savage - fuck first!
I wanna know who's rating all that. How...
Give me Roger or give me death
If you're an adult who's tired of bars, the answer is getting your friends to drink at your house and play board games. You might even end up ditching the booze entirely just to focus on playing, because board games these days are actually awesome.
So awesome, in fact, that there are often multiple quality options for every taste of every individual and group, and it's very easy to get addicted to buying new ones. If Board Games Were Honest???
Considering the escalation of prices of board games this could be just the trick, it will keep you more entertained and also limit your funding so that booze isn't a viable option for refreshments during the get togethers. Lol
But what about those of us without friends?
@@nobodyimportant2470 consider yourself unencumbered 😉
They're exhausting, time consuming, and expensive. I'd rather go walking with my dog.
This is how I've socialized most of my adult life - and I'm a middle aged woman. We have so much fun it ought to be illegal!
@@nobodyimportant2470 That's the beauty of gaming though, you can put as much or as little effort into the socializing part as you want because the games are there to fill any awkward silence or change the subject when someone gets a little too weird. Just put an ad up or look for ads in your area for people wanting to play, or check with the gaming shops or bulletin boards and you'll find people ready to welcome you.
I'll confess I've never before seen content that perfectly explains why you shouldn't drink and makes you want to get crying drunk at the same time. Genius.
Rodger is an all-in-one deal.
Touche!
*Shouldn't drink at a bar.
I went to a TGI Fridays with my folks for an early dinner about a decade ago and they were blasting Nickelback style music so loud we could barely talk, so my mom complained to the manager. He said the volume was set by corporate policy to make the place seem more exciting and he wasn’t allowed to lower it. I guess that’s still a thing.
The manager was full of shit and should have turned it down a bit for your mother. They more than likely left the louder "after hours volume" untouched, which happens by "convenient neglect" from time to time and from business to business.
Well, corporate people do do stuff like that. I'd believe it after working for cvs...
Are you sure it wasn’t TGI Hortons? 😂
Sports bar near my house which is usually filled mainly with 40-50 year old men insists on blaring Katy Perry and Rihanna at max volume even when games are on.
Remember everyone you don’t need to talk to your friends you don’t need your eardrums you just need distilled berries and hops liquid… it’ll all be fine. Roger knows best 😂
"tugging at the wobbly Jenga blocks of long-term health"
That is an amazing line.
I came here to say this. It’s pure poetry disguised as prose.
I'm gonna show this to my buddy when I meet him at the bar later tonight.
Don't forget to ask for Horton's Distillery by name
I can never get enough of new Roger content
that and he looks amazing in a dress
@@darthnater71 😳
The Connections (2021) [short documentary] ❤
@@darthnater71are you... *_gay?_*
Men can't wear dresses/gowns.
Women can't wear shorts.
Men can't wear skirts.
Women can't wear trousers/pants.
I believe Roger is not just immune to hangovers but he has invented the antidote for it as well! Always enjoying your ads. Stay safe!
There already IS an antidote. It's called a bong.
My antidote is just drinking water whilst you are enjoyig your alcoholic beverages. Sure, you have to piss a lot, but no hangover, no feeling like shit.
As a Moravian with high natural resistance to hangovers, the antidote is simple - don't stop drinking. And an advice for the weak or those who need to drive from time to time and have to stop drinking for a moment - do not mix alcohol, drink pure natural alcohols, like moonshine brandy, whisky, beer made according to 1516 Reinheitsgebot law (beer purity law), French wine, absinthe... Never mix it. You will be fine.
The Connections (2021) [short documentary] ❤
He invented hangover to sell the antidote.
I saw Roger in a dress and could've sworn the title was "If Bras Were Honest"
No but I should do that next
@@Honest_Ads only if the lady at 2:59 is the model.... I dont wanna see Roger in a dress more than I already have
@@kirdot2011 you and me both
@@Honest_Adsyyyyeeeeszzzzzzzzssss
thank you for my first good belly laugh of the day 😂
He forgot to mention, "A drink today is just borrowed happiness from tomorrow" 😁
Just have a drink tomorrow as well...
Oh! And don't forget kids:
Advertising cigarettes on TV = Apocalyptically bad!
Advertising alcohol on TV = A-OK! 👍
Thanks big-alcohol lobby groups!
Around here, there are more billboards for weed than alcohol and everything else combined. How is a quasi legal drug allowed to be advertised, but yet cigarettes aren't?
@@hauptmann6 For alcohol, because making it illegal in the 20s gave birth to bloody gang warfare and Al Capone. Just because you make a substance illegal, doesn't take away the demand for it, and will only make an even worse black market appear.
For weed vs. cigarettes, look at the statistics for death-rates between the two, you'll find your answer there.
@@CrimsonA1 I understand that. It's just funny that while still being federally illegal it's advertised everywhere here.
Addictive alcohol is legal to purchase. Addictive drugs are illegal to purchase. I'm not advocating for the use of said drugs. I just find the contrast interesting. And the war on drugs is going just about as well as Prohibition did.
OMG😂 I used to work in a karaoke bar and the old guy singing "Sweet Caroline" was an almost nightly occurrence.
Actually Neil Diamond's _Sweet Caroline_ was from the 70s, not the 90s
That song will clear a bar out faster than an air raid siren.
"Black and Tan-witch."
This is funny on several layers. As if an Irish establishment would name something after a bitter enemy. They assume their customers are illiterate 🤣👀
Exactly!! 🤣
Come out ye' Black and Tans. Come out and fight me like a man!
(Not Irish, but I very much appreciate Irish music)
What's the reference?
@@WaallyOne
The reference is to the Black and Tans, named so from their uniforms. They were a British military police unit in Northern Island and they were BAD. Like, war criminal type of bad. They tortured, murdered, raped, tormented, etc. the Irish living there that they became universally hated. The main nemesis to the Black and Tans were the Irish Republican Army (IRA). To an Irish, naming a sandwich after the Black and Tans is like a Jewish restaurant naming a dish after the Nazis.
A half and halfwich. Just doesn't have the same ring.
"We think about cleaning our bathrooms almost once a week"
Lovely.
Roger waitress was the content I didn't know I needed. Rocks that dress very well.
could say that he frocks it... ... ... ...ok i'll get my coat
Careful don't tell DeSantis.
That's what made me click on the video. I thought this is either going to be some trans bs or it's gunna be funny. I'm glad it's funny
Indeed! ❤❤❤
Even Roger can't escape the agenda.
Roger needs to do an honest ad for all you can eat buffets. 😅
YES!
Have you been out recently? Since the 2020 COVID 'pandemic', pretty much all the All-U-Can-Eat joints have disappeared. RIP Ponderosa, CiCi's Pizza, Golden Corrals n'em. They all gone from Pittsburgh lately.
🟨 GO STILLERS! 🟨
In Asian buffets they put all of the rice and noodles up front so you go for the carbs which make you full faster.
@@iwasanMBTInerd True, but hmm... them noodles and rice sure do pair nicely with some chicken, beef n'at.
@@egold2071 The solution is to eat a lot of meat and then go back for the rice and noodles later
"What if free to play games were honest?" This bar sketch reminds me of the saying "there's no such thing as a free lunch" Well there's no such thing as a free game.
Oh man, I've learned that I need to bite my tongue when this topic comes up. I have sooo much to say about how ridiculously predatory freemium games are. Especially mobile games.....🤬😤
shows how much you know about gaming. ever heard of dota, or epic?
Your free to pour your time, and energy into a degree you then use to put more time, energy and money into developing a game for zero pay. Lemme know how that goes for ya
my free? @@evil1by1
POV: You're an introvert sitting on your PC watching a video about what people do outside their home.
Missing out on buying over priced drinks
Only 3x? I'm pretty sure bars are up to 5 or 6 times the retail price. Horton is giving deals
I was thinking the same thing
How come other people getting more replies than others? Mine doesn't get likes. You should teach them a lesson.
Only the best at Hortons!
Love how you point out that alcohol is carcinogenic, long overdue that awareness is raised😍
wwhhaaattttt
everyone dies eventually, you think you're gonna live forever by not drinking?
@@MentalParadox Well no, that would be a weird thing for anyone to think. I also don't think I'm going to live forever by not playing in traffic, but I do think there's a fair chance of it increasing the length and quality of the time I do have.
@@zachstarattack7320yup!
@snowangelnc I worked in a retirement home before, trust me you don't want to live past 70
Roger stretching his acting abilities with this one and achieving greatness
I didn't realise that Roger was Oirish 😜. Declaration of interest. I am Irish (typing this in Ireland).
I've lost most of my friends because I started Roger'ing everyone. The looks on their faces when he's spitting pure facts is like.. it made me lol so hard because I've seen that look oh-so-often.
Tell your friends that FACTS don't care about your FEELINGS!!!
Why would they object to a good rodgering?😅
@@slaplapdog They spend too many shekels on not using their brains. 🙃
@@slaplapdog There's your problem -- assuming that the rogering was, in fact, good.
"Dublin Style Hawaiian Pizza" LOL. It's even better when you realize "Hawaiian" Pizza was invented in Canada by a Greek!
"Authentic" Dublin Style Hawaiian Pizza
Pineapple has no business being on pizza. It sounds like something a heavily pregnant woman would come up with.
Love how that they call the pizza a 'Hawaiian' because it has pineapple.
And pineapple isnt even an indigenous fruit to Hawaii !
At least my fake Irish pub, can put together fish and chips and some mushy peas. On the other hand they also do a corn beef and cabbage eggroll. But they are doing that out of a sense of ironic humor. They’re not pretending it’s authentic. Frankly, it’s really good.
It's all true- especially the part about the prices; 1 Pint of whatever generic larger/beer/cider in a pub = ~£4-5ish, 4 cans of the same stuff ( roughly 3.5-4 pints worth ) from a supermarket is about the same price. Haven't been in a pub for over a decade- drinks are grossly overpriced, place is either packed or empty, can't hear anything if it is packed, can't move so you have to stand outside or get crushed/knocked around, stinks because the carpet is soaked in beer, toilets stink or shit and piss and puke, music is obnoxiously loud, furniture is from the 80s, everyone is talking rubbish about subjects they have no comprehension of.
No thanks. I'll drink alone at home, crying into my cider and wondering what has happened to the world and what the point of it all is.
I recommend a fire pit and some cigars. Makes drinking alone worthwhile.
@@richwightman3044 If I had a garden then a fire pit would be awesome, I don't smoke though so... pork scratchings, or those little cheese footballs ( can't find them for sale anywhere local anymore, tragic ).
The simple math behind this is 1 for the cost, 1 for the taxes and 1 for the profit. And this is a fair spread.
@@grbadalamenti Oh, I get why pubs are so expensive compared to a supermarket- same reason why 'brick & mortar' high-street shops are more expensive than online shops. It's more a statement of principle; if you aren't interested in the 'atmosphere' or 'feel' of drinking in a pub, then the extra associated cost simply isn't worth it, makes far more sense and is much cheaper to buy booze elsewhere and drink at home/friends house etc.
Before I looked like I was 13 y.o., I overheard someone saying you could judge the quality of a bar by its bathroom. But if the door to it creaks like old steel in a deep cavern, it's usually a bad sign for what's beyond.
Roger is the one person who can tell you beer is necessary for understanding his savageness about bars. Be sure to tip Roger very well 😈
The Connections (2021) [short documentary] ❤
@@VeganSemihCyprus33 What
"Dublin-style Hawaiian Pizza", I'm freaking dying... 😂😂😂
the irony is there is nothing else, he's not knocking going to bars he's literally telling you about your pointless march into nothing
There's plenty of things to do out there. What are you into? Find it and go do it.
@@FG-bn3qq oh i do all kinds of stuff I'm just old
Between Roger's "Honest Ads" & Ryan George's "First Person to..." series, there is no end to great satirical content!!!
Keep up the great work
WE NEED A COLLAB
@@gregoryking4796 now that would be something for the ages
If the Universe was honest... which according to science it is not.
@@gregoryking4796YES
I love ryan georges its the 90s with the time traveler skits
Hey this is what I do for a living. It is not our fault that our species has the urge to gather together at night and consume metabolic poison.
Roger just keeps giving me the best reasons why I barely leave the house, people and businesses are terrible, and helps justify all the money I don't spend (because I don't have it).
"Enflabbening" - good word to add to one's vocabulary.
Roger in a dress was strangely...no, it was just strange. 😁
lmao, the thing about being crabby for making change for the pool table really hit home. I used to go to a bowling alley in the area where if you wanted to actually bowl or play pool, they acted like you were really putting them out.
I always thought that was so strange, if it's that annoying get a machine
Is this the first time Roger has played two roles in one of his videos ? I think it is but I'm not sure, I certainly wasn't expecting Roger the waitress as funny as that was, and it was funny.
No, he’ll play the CEO of two separate companies while saying they’re basically the same person.
Men can't wear dresses/gowns.
Women can't wear shorts.
Men can't wear skirts.
Women can't wear trousers/pants.
Roger in a fetching green frock! My eyes and brain 🧠 will never be the same. 😂☘️🥃
This is hilarious. As someone who doesn't drink at all, I feel like I'm hearing my own words spoken back to me. This was right up there with the Smartwatch video. I love it!
Those legs, blinding 😂
Shortening my lifespan is one of the biggest selling points for drinking
"You might get stabbed for looking at the juke box the wrong way" 😂
"Tugging at the wobbly Jenga blocks of long-term health"
😆😆😆
"Maybe we could play pool, do you have any change for the machine?"
"Sure, although I'll be really surly about it for no good reason!" 🤣🤣
Roger Horton never fails to bring a smile to my face.
Men can't wear dresses/gowns.
Women can't wear shorts.
Men can't wear skirts.
Women can't wear trousers/pants.
"Tugging at the wobbly jenga blocks of long term health" is an amazing analogy. I'm 20, and I only started taking it actually seriously a few months ago.
Good job!! :)
OMG that sweet Caroline reference is REAL 😭
I love it when Roger slips in PSA's in his videos.
We need a spin-off series of The Adventures of Waitress Roger
Tequila Roger :D
O'LGBTQ Roger
"Tugging at the wobbly Jenga blocks of long term health is worth it"
That's just beautiful writing
In over a decade involved in bars, backing, tending,bouncing, i had met eight designated drivers. Drink
"Responsibly"😂
“And at the furthest end of the block, we have Hortons Hip-Hop Hood, which we purposefully placed on the least frequented end of the street to keep black and other minority patrons as far away from our top-tier taverns as possible.”
Surprised that wasn’t included in this honest ad. It isn’t exactly a secret that lots of establishments don’t want our business.
you can't walk a few more steps?
I have a need. The name of that need? Roger. Thankfully, as a Roger junky, you guys are happy to provide my fix.
The image for Rockin' Roger's is literally Bob's Bar in Columbus, Ohio. I'm dead, I spent so much time there as a grad student 😂
The only thing that can stop my smoking(bidi) addiction is an honest ad by roger 😂😢😢
Thank you, Roger
You're welcome.
I didn't realize that Roger had a twin sister.
That's it! I've had enough! I'm heading straight over to the nearest Irish pub right now!
Worked in a pub for a while... Concerning how accurate it is.
Literally my job before we moved into a new building last month. We were an Irish pub that had a Taco Thursday.
I just got Rogered. I need a drink. Anyone have a cold yeast juice?
Um....do you know what getting rogered means? Ah well, with either meaning, it's good fun
Watched this while having a beer... Perfect combo
Of course Adults could find something better to do than feel too old at a pub, they could stay in with a couple of store bought bottles and binge on Honest Ads.
Americans literally drink a fraction of what most European nations' citizens drink.
Drinking is fun- specially introverts. But keep in mind he is right about the ridiculously high prices.
4:50 I've learned the hard way how there are very few ways to go out as an adult that doesn't require alcohol.
Rodger in drag is something I didn't know I needed. LOL
Roger in a dress was epic acting!!! The shoes hilarious.
Funny thing? I got an ad for alcohol when I clicked on this
This is my 21st year as a server. I maybe have 15 drinks a year. I never understood the idea of chemical crutches.
OH MY GOD!!! This reminds me of a restaurant in Garner, North Carolina called Krafty's. The food is good but expensive, as well as the drinks but the first time I went there, my ear drums were shattered by them playing 90's Grunge rock.
Came for the beer, stayed for the waitress... 😅😂
Oh god.... not even two minutes in, and the server just took me out like Godzilla took out Tokyo. Roger doesn't just rule, Roger takes "rule" behind the shed and brutally dominates it, then drags it out and uses it as a sledgehammer to kneecap you right in the awesomeness.
Immune to hangovers...... I knew Roger has super powers.
Good ol' Roger 😁😂!!! He needs to run for President! At least he'll keep it honest.
Hey more of that Waitress Roger, please! Rowr Rowr!😂😂😂
i don't drink but was thinking if i should give going to a bar a shot to socialize and get a virgin pinacolda, sweet potato dish, or dessert.
Oh god I was *not prepared* for that version of Roger
In Roger We Trust, but I drink at home
Love all your skits! Line by line this is hilarious. Gotta say you captured the accent much better for "Mary" that flirty colleen! 🤣
Men can't wear dresses/gowns.
Women can't wear shorts.
Men can't wear skirts.
Women can't wear trousers/pants.
If I'd ever gone astray before, Roger has forever recaptured my soul. Those legs. Yowza!
lol'd at the pizza order
I loved the slainte toast to the "guest's" health, as I brought them big plates of deep fried everything. The work shirt asking, "What are you in the mood for?" was just icing on the cake.
Its great how Roger can keep knocking the content out.
So happy they went back to the old formula, and let Roger soak up all the laughs and stage light 😎♥️
Love it. Going sober was the greatest thing I ever done!
"I'm Roger and I'm immune to hangovers." Just Roger casually being a badass.
Watching this make me want to support my local liquor store! Beer may be bad for you - but in today's world - it's necessary for us older folks. :)
I love weed. No calories, no hangover, no real side effects, no poison, smooth ride to calmsville. But you enjoy yours! 😄👍
You could also make your own at home, a white wash takes two weeks to get to 11 % alcohol with only white sugar and yeast. P.s. to the weed smoking comment, weed makes people in to a lazy fat a$$, "alcohol's a crutch" really captain herbal life, you just macrame'd your a$$ to the sofa and you are telling me that? Imean these people are so stoned they could eat kitty litter and " it's crunchy!". P.p.s I do both
@@aodhanking2539 😂😂😂👍👍✌🤘🤘
@@aodhanking2539 dude you should get paid to write comedy cuz that was good - you really had me for a minute!😂😂👍👍
@@melaniem9433 or let the man drink. Not everyone enjoys weed and now that it's becoming more mainstream I assume we'll start hearing about possible allergens.
SN: evenTHC isn't completey safe. Cannabis hyperemesis syndrome can happen over time to people who use heavily long term
Roger is hilarious AND his cast are incredible too! I feel like the rest of the cast doesn't get the recognition they deserve.
Men can't wear dresses/gowns.
Women can't wear shorts.
Men can't wear skirts.
Women can't wear trousers/pants.
@@TedEhioghae Anyone of any gender can wear whatever they want.
@@loriki8766 Humans have free will.
If you want to find yourself in Heaven after you die, you have to follow the commandments in the Bible.
Man I'm 23 and I can already feel the changes in my body... doesn't help that I drank too much ever since I was 16... I mostly quit alcohol now though, only drinking maybe once a month, and maybe on holidays, instead of 2 times a week like I did before.
The irony of getting a Miller Lite ad after the video is not lost on me.
"The Black and Tan-Wich" never ceases to crack me up
As someone who is also immune to hangovers that recently hooked up with a middle aged woman that wants to hangout at a renovated Irish pub to eat expensive meat and cheese trays, I approve of this message. The wait to get to the mediocre sex part is killing me though.
Well it's been two weeks, how did it go?
smex is gay just massage each other.maker her squirt nah make her relax fart!(i have no clue what im saying my lawyer advised me to tell you im a vfirgo... or was it virgin.MIKES HARD LEMONADE !
Why don't you just go to a Sexrobot brothel?
Did you get laid?
It's been 2 months, do you still have to wait? Or did the waiting kill you?
Ahhhh bars.....where you can get away from the sad existence of drinking at home alone in the dark, and instead enjoy the atmosphere, and the company of a bunch of drunks who cant figure out whether to fight, f**k, or both. Damn life is good.
Look, I didn't know I needed to see Roger dressed as an Irish waitress, but here we are. Magnificent 🤣
I no longer need to go out in public to get depressed. Now I can stay home and watch Roger.
Roger is a life hack savior 👍🏻💯❤️
OK, 👍🏻 O"Boomer!
Finally, someone has expressed in words what I think of bars!
That “I am so sad” hit me on a whole new level
The cherry on top is the liquor ad that played directly afterwards.
Roger as a waitress blew me away! Such a good actor and performer. More and more friends and family love this channel!
Men can't wear dresses/gowns.
Women can't wear shorts.
Men can't wear skirts.
Women can't wear trousers/pants.