you can not lost your best friends for these king sub women. your friends alway be with you becuse they are man and history show us men only stand in even any condtion even death comes please if you honest friends dont lost them.
you can not lost your best friends for these king sub women. your friends alway be with you becuse they are man and history show us men only stand in even any condtion even death comes please if you honest friends dont lost them.
That's why I'm 23 single, didn't go to college, have 86k in my bank account, own 2 houses I'm renting out for passive income every month, all because I rub one out when I think of a girl.
you can not lost your best friends for these king sub women. your friends alway be with you becuse they are man and history show us men only stand in even any condtion even death comes please if you honest friends dont lost them.
The guy's a straight up D-Bag. "I'll spare you the details" = I don't want you to tell me that I might be reading into things that aren't really there because I'm super into this girl. The fact that he's even presenting this scenario like it's "what should I do?????" shows how seriously he takes the other guy's friendship. If that was a real friend there wouldn't even be anything to write about.
This literally happened to me last month. Wife of 8 years left me for our friend who just got out of a 7 year relationship. I have to thank him for taking her off my hands. She literally doesn't work and has zero income. She can drain his wallet now. Dude makes triple what I do so the damage he'll sustain will be worse than what I endured.
Give your toys to the less fortunate.. Your "friend" must suffer from "I can't see what could go wrong here?" His 3xs your money wont be shit once she drains his resources
I’m a handsome dude who has been fucking hot women all my life (honestly not bragging) and my #1 rule has always been don’t ever do that to a friend. I’m 31 today and still have all of my childhood friends simply due to loyalty. I’ve seen a lot of my “friends” screw over another friend of mine and then bragged to me about it. The next day I also would get rid of that friend. If you have a tight relationship with a few of your good dudes who are good people don’t screw them over. Don’t allow anyone in the friendship circle to do it to your other buddies either. The sooner you rid your life and social circle of snakes the better off you’ll be happy. I have ZERO tolerance towards disloyalty.
women? plural? Your buddy is a baller dawg.Even if I could manage to see more than one at a time at my age that kind of performance level will either make me ready for a marathon, or dead from a heart attack with a big grin. But ya, "Bros before hoes" as the saying goes.A brosef is for life, hoes come & go.You got to be grounded by people who know you & still care about you.
This guy is in love with this woman from the moment he met her. Now she finally gave him some attention and he imagined the rest. That is why he spared us the details. Because the story is weak. It was probably mild flirting and some dancing. And than he says she said she is happy in her relationship and calls her a liar because it is not what he wants to hear. He should just break up whith his girl and next time go for the girls he likes. Even if they seem out of his league. True genuine conecction is complex and is more than that.
Just like Bill said here. "How'd you know? Did she do the running man on your dick?" I feel like this hot married lady twerked on him one night and he's like oh boy here's my chance to steal my "buddy's" girl.
A real bro would NEVER even think about messing with his friends wife-NO EXCEPTIONS! Bill was right, stay away from her. If she cheats, don't have him loose a friend and a wife at the same time.
Gonna lose a friendship that could last a lifetime for a bit of booty. I do agree with going ahead and breaking up with the current girl, he obviously does not have genuine feelings for her so why bother dragging her along until the end.
"I'll spare you the details" = "I don't want you to tell me I was grasping for signs that weren't there because I was hitting on my friend's wife." Fuck that guy.
I've pulled some shitty things in my time, but pretending some guy was my 'buddy' while moving in on his wife is the lowest POS move ever. You choose your friends. And if you F them over, you're nothing.
Bill saying "rub one out" as one of the things he should do before going out to the club is such an old school piece of advice that is so legit and useful in certain situations
you can not lost your best friends for these king sub women. your friends alway be with you becuse they are man and history show us men only stand in even any condtion even death comes please if you honest friends dont lost them.
David Mayberry that’s more a douchebag thing though. I know a lot of people that are in great shape and go to gyms that have never told me they go to gyms. It either liars or guys that need validation that have to say it.
@@kevinarzola4781 right.....and don't you think that this guy seems like the douche bag type? I agree with you in principle, I wouldn't do it, I'm the score a touchdown handed the ball to ref kind of a guy, but there are plenty of people that make a huge production out of going top the gym and working out in general, and they talk about it regularly, and they'll always have to casually let everyone know that they're going to go to the gym after work, or come in with their gym clothes and then change into work clothes. I agree it's a douche move, but there's a LOT of douche bags in this world.
You will never be able to trust that woman. I'm 32 my ex wife and me split up two years ago in the same situation. We were married 5 years have a beautiful daughter and had a house and a whole life. 2 months before we separated she was hanging out with this new guy who happened to be a cousin of hers that I had never met or heard of in the 7 years we were together. Now that cousin is her new fiancee that she has a kid with and is a guy she if forcing my daughter to call her new daddy when he was mommies cousin the yard before and if she would do it to me she will do it to the new guy. Get away from her and never have contact with her again. Because of all the bad things her and her cousin now fiancee did they lost custody of my daughter and now I have full custody so take care of yourself and stay away from her and it will work out.
@@kaiyol6160 black ops 4 is good but the model theyve been using is not sustainable unless they make changes and keep the series creative without mucking it up with monetization I don't see how they can keep the franchise going with the annual release model they've stuck with
Love the way he feathers the nest with “the relationships have been tarnished anyways” and “neither of us are happy” to proactively justify what he’s gonna do lol
“She has also had a lot of dodgy answers, like “I wasn’t looking for anything” or “This isn’t supposed to go anywhere” or “I’m perfectly happy in my relationship”” That line makes the dude come off like he’s obsessing over this and pursuing it way harder than he should be, especially when he didn’t give us any details on what actually happened to tip him off to her apparent attraction to him. Shitty friend, I hope his “buddy” has realized this since.
@Porcelain Throne That's totally right, though. A lot of details about his "story" don't make sense. 1- "I learned that night that she was into me;" "She has had a lot of dodgy answers like, 'I'm perfectly happy in my relationship,' etc." There's details missing. They didn't make out or anything, what did she do? Cause I've got news for you, women have feelings for other men than the ones they're with, it just happens. So what vibes is this guy picking up on? 2- He's been friends with this guy for 12 years (since they were 14?) and he's less concerned about fucking up things with his friend. It doesn't sound like he's that close with his friend, obviously. In fact, his "buddy" went and got married while this guy is going to clubs and fucking around. Sounds like the friend is a responsible person, and he is not. There's things in both their lives that make them distant and I wonder: what really is the dynamic of their friendship? 3- "I was a bit overwhelmed and thrilled because I thought she was out of my league." Aha! This answers everything. If the writer thinks she's out of his league, how does that reflect on his friend? The wife is not out of that guy's league? We know the friend's probably more responsible than this guy because (i) he wants to get married and start a family, and (ii) he didn't go to that club -- work probably? So what's the deal with them? The writer has probably been envious of his "buddy" for the entire time they've been "friends." And now he's sniffing at his wife because she gave him just a little attention. In other words, he's just a bitchboy, an opportunistic parasite. I hope he slept with his "buddy's" wife so that this guy gets his ass beat. Maybe it'll make him to figure out what he wants in life -- but I doubt it.
Keep mouth shut. Hands to self. Watch how in a small amount of time she picks someone else to target. And she’ll always make it known to you her new target. You’ll then see how “real” her crush on you is. Truth is she’s probably “in to” several of his friends.
Paul Hatton good plan! When I was a bit younger I fell for the pseudo advances of some scandalize hoes. You will only look like a desperate chump and won’t have her respect either. She will inform your “friend” about your loyalty as well. I have since developed confidence in finding my own interests. Without hesitation I pronounce bros before hoes, right to their face. If you want to be nice about just say this is not appropriate.
Well, my thoughts exactly, but I'm affraid it won't work with this guy. He's not in love her and neither does he idealize her, he just wants to bang her really bad and sees this as an opportunity of a lifetime, since she's everything he ever wanted on physical level. So I guess he might actually be secretly scared that she'll pick someone else over him if he doesn't take any action. That might be the real problem here and also the reason he'll eventually betray his friend, girfriend and fuck everything up.
Holy shit I knew a girl exactly like this. Was super flirty towards me when we first met. At the time she was in an on off relationship with a guy whom she would claim to love one day and then say she hated him the next. I eventually started to catch on to the fact that she was kind of a shitty person who sought out other guys just as a way to get back at her boyfriend and generally just avoid actually taking any action regarding their deteriorating relationship. I told a few mutual friends about it, and eventually called her out on it. She got pissed at me and immediately stopped the flirty behavior. Our friends sided with her about the whole issue. After that I didn’t see her for a few months, the next time I did was almost a year after I first met her. She was polite enough but no longer flirty towards me...and was instead flirting with another guy in our friend group. She was also still in the fucked up relationship from over a year earlier. At first I thought I was in the wrong for calling her out, and felt bad about it, but over time I’ve come to realize she’s the one in the wrong, and my friends were also shitty for not recognizing her toxic behavior.
I like how this guys "I'll spare you the detail" is basically him trying to deflect the idea that he's actually seems really into it and is just as guilty as she is and wants to find a way to be with her without him being the asshole. Your buddy sounds like he should punch you in the mouth to smarten you up.
My friends have smokin hot wives/girlfriends, with great personalities, it’s why we all get along as a group, they can keep up with the jokes and it’s always a chill vibe, I’d never mistake it for a sexual interest, and I’d never betray my friends like that. This guy has convinced himself of certain things.
Bill: “you’re never gonna trust this girl.” ----- So glad Bill said this. People try to skew reality and try to act like low brow behavior doesn’t matter. Thank you, Bill!!!
I once had my friends fiancé hit on me, I refused his advances and was really disappointed he was like that. I regret not telling her, they were a perfect couple. But he of course cheated on her for years after they married 😭 and it was a shit show! This woman will be toxic for anyone involved with her.
Some guy who hooked up with my ex was already dating someone. When he kept going after her when me and her started dating I found his gf on fb and told her. She didnt believe me lol. Was completely in denial
Dont ever fuck around with a friend's woman. Or any man's woman for that madder. But you do have a moral obligation to tell the man involved about his woman's misbehaviour and tell him She's untrustworthy. Yeah you might lose a friend... For a moment, but it always comes to light, especially if you give a guy a heads up. I remember one night me and a good friend of mine got in a heated argument about my woman (at the time). I was furious. Kicked him out of the house and almost beat the fuck out of him (I'm a peaceful dude for the most part so this is way abnormal for me) fast forward 2 months later we weren't together anymore. We were best buds again. Being rather popular in high school, it was odd after to only have 3 friends. And he's one of them. Recently went off to basic as well so God bless the guy. Moral of the story. A great woman will always be a virtue to obtain. And a good friend is one that tell you the truth, even if it puts the "bromance" on the line. THATS a man, and one you can trust till death
I would never do something like that to a friend of mine, no matter how hot the chick is. Cause it would break my heart if a friend of mine did that to me
Hit pause, get a name you were looking for, be right back to the conversation and done. Exceptional. I love it. That is you, respecting our time. Perfect.
One of my favs Midnight Run is great. Love you Bill! Want you to know that you helped me overcome an abusive relationship and remove toxic jerks from my life. I channel my inner Bill Burr. Thank you so much. I can tell you are so happy in your life and you always make sense and ground me in reality. ⚡⚡⚡
@@ghostdog504ever Happened to me and after all the tough talk all I did was tell her to fuck off and hauled ass out. Can't say I wasn't borderline insane though.
@@rustyshackleford2234 well surly you've broken up with her for good this time right? if she's that that toxic then it's not even worth it to spend time thinking about her.
@@tjaspire although this is true, what SHOULD stop when you hot girls are in a relationship is you allowing men to chase you. So many attractive women take zero accountability when it comes to their loyalty in a relationship. Yes, dudes will always shoot their shot with hot women but if you don't instantly let it be known that you are taken and not interested, you are entertaining those advances and are not really loyal to your man. I had a girl like that and I told her that I would not tolerate her giggling and being receptive to men hitting on her. She tried to pull the "I can't control other men" bullshit and I told her that she CAN control how she reacted to those advances. She was shocked when I dumped her ass soon after when she didn't take me seriously on the subject. She tried promising me it would never happen again but I was already done. Those type of women are always for the streets. There is no point in having long term relationships with a woman who doesn't even understand the concept of loyalty.
Bill 100%......you walk away. This is a lose/lose situation. Treat her advances like a joke. If the topic ever comes up with your friend you can brush it off saying you never took it seriously. Bro’s before Ho’s.....
"I've tried to see what this girl wants or if there's a problem with her marriage." Sounds like this guy's the one who's obsessed. If this guy was being totally honest he wouldn't be walking down this path. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. And he's absolutely right, she is out of his league. That's why he had to sneak into flirting with her from the safety of being her husband's friend. This is the type of dude who would NEVER be able to pick this chick up on his own. He's a little douchebag.
One thing i know for sure. Women want to feel wanted.. And some women love to see if they can make a man who is already in a relationship give them attention. Even if the woman is not even interested, they just want to feel like they can make a man leave the woman hes with to be with them.
Sounds like "the grass is greener" type situation,il never forget what a mate of mine told me when I was in a similar situation he said " the grass is always greener where you water it" il never forget that advice
Rub one out before a highly sexual situation is the most underrated advice ever.
Samir Schopenhauer called the moment after you climax the devils laughter because the devil laughs at the extent a man will go to, to fuck something.
100 percent correct sir!
you can not lost your best friends for these king sub women. your friends alway be with you becuse they are man and history show us men only stand in even any condtion even death comes please if you honest friends dont lost them.
you can not lost your best friends for these king sub women. your friends alway be with you becuse they are man and history show us men only stand in even any condtion even death comes please if you honest friends dont lost them.
Aglet Knight Huge truth. You ever think about doing something wrong or weird then rub one out and go “holy fuck what was I about to do”
Short version 'Hi Bill, I'm an a**hole, and so is my friends wife'
#prettymuchyeah
Ty
Got it in one. This thread's over - I'll get the lights.
Lol
😂😂😂😂
Bill's advice to 90% of his audience's problem: rub one out
And it actually works
Read this right when he said it lmao
He’s honest; the male sex drive will fuck you over. (And I love him for that. Not in a gay way.)
Reginald D Hunter said something similar ..’two spliffs and a wank before you leave the house, then you can go about your day’
You might think is a joke but rubbing one out has saved me from making so many stupid decisions is not even funny.
That's why I'm 23 single, didn't go to college, have 86k in my bank account, own 2 houses I'm renting out for passive income every month, all because I rub one out when I think of a girl.
The fact that the writer barely mentions his friend is very telling.
Thank you for commenting exactly what I was thinking lol
Sounds more like it’s his neighbour if anything
you can not lost your best friends for these king sub women. your friends alway be with you becuse they are man and history show us men only stand in even any condtion even death comes please if you honest friends dont lost them.
@ScAnDeLeZ yup
The guy's a straight up D-Bag. "I'll spare you the details" = I don't want you to tell me that I might be reading into things that aren't really there because I'm super into this girl. The fact that he's even presenting this scenario like it's "what should I do?????" shows how seriously he takes the other guy's friendship. If that was a real friend there wouldn't even be anything to write about.
This literally happened to me last month. Wife of 8 years left me for our friend who just got out of a 7 year relationship. I have to thank him for taking her off my hands. She literally doesn't work and has zero income. She can drain his wallet now. Dude makes triple what I do so the damage he'll sustain will be worse than what I endured.
hell yeah dude, you have a great attitude. buy yourself something really nice with all the money your saving from ditching that leech.
Give your toys to the less fortunate.. Your "friend" must suffer from "I can't see what could go wrong here?" His 3xs your money wont be shit once she drains his resources
Good riddance to bad rubbish
Critical thinking buddy, you gonna be better
I admire your outlook bro. I've been done less dirty and I'm still just as petty. I'm starting to realize forgiveness is freeing.
How is that a buddy? I don’t mess with my buddy’s women
I’m a handsome dude who has been fucking hot women all my life (honestly not bragging) and my #1 rule has always been don’t ever do that to a friend.
I’m 31 today and still have all of my childhood friends simply due to loyalty. I’ve seen a lot of my “friends” screw over another friend of mine and then bragged to me about it.
The next day I also would get rid of that friend. If you have a tight relationship with a few of your good dudes who are good people don’t screw them over. Don’t allow anyone in the friendship circle to do it to your other buddies either.
The sooner you rid your life and social circle of snakes the better off you’ll be happy.
I have ZERO tolerance towards disloyalty.
women? plural?
Your buddy is a baller dawg.Even if I could manage to see more than one at a time at my age that kind of performance level will either make me ready for a marathon, or dead from a heart attack with a big grin.
But ya, "Bros before hoes" as the saying goes.A brosef is for life, hoes come & go.You got to be grounded by people who know you & still care about you.
if your buddys woman has a tight body and a moist pussy then you would be diving in .
Its not
Yeah, there’s a difference between wanting a buddy’s woman and just finding them attractive for sure.
This guy is in love with this woman from the moment he met her. Now she finally gave him some attention and he imagined the rest. That is why he spared us the details. Because the story is weak. It was probably mild flirting and some dancing. And than he says she said she is happy in her relationship and calls her a liar because it is not what he wants to hear. He should just break up whith his girl and next time go for the girls he likes. Even if they seem out of his league. True genuine conecction is complex and is more than that.
Ivana Ćoza I couldn’t agree more. There was nothing to spare because nothing happened.
Just like Bill said here. "How'd you know? Did she do the running man on your dick?"
I feel like this hot married lady twerked on him one night and he's like oh boy here's my chance to steal my "buddy's" girl.
Every word is what I was thinking, man. Dead on.
Outstanding synopsis. I've read through a few comments and this is by far the most plausible.
It took a woman 👏👏👐
What I've learned from this is that I need to hit the gym more lol
shariff ismail or double check your friend when he’s around your wife😂
It only helps
Angel Gd jesus kid, not everyone gets shot in the world. Especially in America. Calm down there, stop being so negative. Rub one out and hit the gym
Amen but naw I'm more into fitness big ass turbo under the hood of my car so I can smoke subarus
Duce Duce Magoo no, lots of lesbians, hence the nickname lesbaru. Also lots of asian drivers have been spotted.
A real bro would NEVER even think about messing with his friends wife-NO EXCEPTIONS! Bill was right, stay away from her. If she cheats, don't have him loose a friend and a wife at the same time.
Excatly. When a bro gets a girl that's not a bitch, I treat her like she's my sister.
You guys could be my bro's because thats how real bro's act
JBcoolbreez dude you don’t smash her and then you let your bro know...
@@Landsersajer No shit. That guy's an idiot.
I would probably tell my friend that she's a cheater, assuming he'd believe me
My friends’ wives/gfs aren’t even women to me in my mind.
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Right
So sweet
Yeah and if she starts hitting on you start thinking it as if she was your girl hitting on your buddy put yourself in your buddy's shoes
True this,in my mind they become "non sexual" like a lamp or something.
"Weigh the Pros & Cons of the situation"
Pros: Get Laid 1 Time
Cons: *Every Other Aspect of the Situation*
But, getting laid is worth 10 points lmao
Rubbing one out, the Champagne of Victory!
Just don't drink it.
The Manifest Mage Bill should put this one on a T shirt
Gonna lose a friendship that could last a lifetime for a bit of booty. I do agree with going ahead and breaking up with the current girl, he obviously does not have genuine feelings for her so why bother dragging her along until the end.
For the poon
Bros before hoes
Yeah he is wasting her time.
The guilt may last your lifetime.
Happend 2 me
I love Bill’s “JESUS CHRIST” after reading the title every time lolll
Actual title: *So some guy I know's wife was nice to me.*
"I'll spare you the details" = "I don't want you to tell me I was grasping for signs that weren't there because I was hitting on my friend's wife."
Fuck that guy.
Fucking pretty much. 😂
That guy is an horrible "friend". Starting a relationship with another man's wife is doomed, and a douche move.
Doomed is a good way to put it
I've pulled some shitty things in my time, but pretending some guy was my 'buddy' while moving in on his wife is the lowest POS move ever. You choose your friends. And if you F them over, you're nothing.
“She’ll flip the story and start crying and he will choose her over you.” Damn spitting facts.
Bill saying "rub one out" as one of the things he should do before going out to the club is such an old school piece of advice that is so legit and useful in certain situations
I rub one out before anything lmao
“I don’t have the strength to stop her advances”
🤣
Sounds like the last line on a flight recorder, right before he nose dived in that gash
you can not lost your best friends for these king sub women. your friends alway be with you becuse they are man and history show us men only stand in even any condtion even death comes please if you honest friends dont lost them.
@@gondaljarrat8864 bros over hoes
“I’ve also been hitting the gym...” that’s when you know it’s a bs story. Almost had me
Because nobody goes to the gym?
David Mayberry people that go to the gym don’t have to tell you they go to the gym. Plus, it’s Bill. Since when has he been a gym rat? Lol
@@kevinarzola4781 In my experience people that go to the gym want to tell everybody constantly that they go to the gym.
David Mayberry that’s more a douchebag thing though. I know a lot of people that are in great shape and go to gyms that have never told me they go to gyms.
It either liars or guys that need validation that have to say it.
@@kevinarzola4781 right.....and don't you think that this guy seems like the douche bag type? I agree with you in principle, I wouldn't do it, I'm the score a touchdown handed the ball to ref kind of a guy, but there are plenty of people that make a huge production out of going top the gym and working out in general, and they talk about it regularly, and they'll always have to casually let everyone know that they're going to go to the gym after work, or come in with their gym clothes and then change into work clothes. I agree it's a douche move, but there's a LOT of douche bags in this world.
You will never be able to trust that woman. I'm 32 my ex wife and me split up two years ago in the same situation. We were married 5 years have a beautiful daughter and had a house and a whole life. 2 months before we separated she was hanging out with this new guy who happened to be a cousin of hers that I had never met or heard of in the 7 years we were together. Now that cousin is her new fiancee that she has a kid with and is a guy she if forcing my daughter to call her new daddy when he was mommies cousin the yard before and if she would do it to me she will do it to the new guy. Get away from her and never have contact with her again. Because of all the bad things her and her cousin now fiancee did they lost custody of my daughter and now I have full custody so take care of yourself and stay away from her and it will work out.
s'fucked up....
Jesus...
That's fucked up
Damn makes me wanna stay single
@@kaiyol6160 black ops 4 is good but the model theyve been using is not sustainable unless they make changes and keep the series creative without mucking it up with monetization I don't see how they can keep the franchise going with the annual release model they've stuck with
"Women are into vengeance"
Amen to that man
Love the way he feathers the nest with “the relationships have been tarnished anyways” and “neither of us are happy” to proactively justify what he’s gonna do lol
“She has also had a lot of dodgy answers, like “I wasn’t looking for anything” or “This isn’t supposed to go anywhere” or “I’m perfectly happy in my relationship””
That line makes the dude come off like he’s obsessing over this and pursuing it way harder than he should be, especially when he didn’t give us any details on what actually happened to tip him off to her apparent attraction to him.
Shitty friend, I hope his “buddy” has realized this since.
He wants to avoid knowing he's a fucking shit friend, so he's trying to place the impetus on her. Seems like she wasn't really making advances.
@Porcelain Throne That's totally right, though. A lot of details about his "story" don't make sense.
1- "I learned that night that she was into me;" "She has had a lot of dodgy answers like, 'I'm perfectly happy in my relationship,' etc." There's details missing. They didn't make out or anything, what did she do? Cause I've got news for you, women have feelings for other men than the ones they're with, it just happens. So what vibes is this guy picking up on?
2- He's been friends with this guy for 12 years (since they were 14?) and he's less concerned about fucking up things with his friend. It doesn't sound like he's that close with his friend, obviously. In fact, his "buddy" went and got married while this guy is going to clubs and fucking around. Sounds like the friend is a responsible person, and he is not. There's things in both their lives that make them distant and I wonder: what really is the dynamic of their friendship?
3- "I was a bit overwhelmed and thrilled because I thought she was out of my league."
Aha! This answers everything. If the writer thinks she's out of his league, how does that reflect on his friend? The wife is not out of that guy's league? We know the friend's probably more responsible than this guy because (i) he wants to get married and start a family, and (ii) he didn't go to that club -- work probably? So what's the deal with them? The writer has probably been envious of his "buddy" for the entire time they've been "friends." And now he's sniffing at his wife because she gave him just a little attention. In other words, he's just a bitchboy, an opportunistic parasite. I hope he slept with his "buddy's" wife so that this guy gets his ass beat. Maybe it'll make him to figure out what he wants in life -- but I doubt it.
And adds that they never kissed. This guy is delusional.
Yeah, her answers didn't sound dodgy to me... Sounded like "Nope!"
Yeah a lot of mentioning the answers to questions he should not have asked in the first place
Keep mouth shut. Hands to self. Watch how in a small amount of time she picks someone else to target. And she’ll always make it known to you her new target. You’ll then see how “real” her crush on you is. Truth is she’s probably “in to” several of his friends.
Paul Hatton good plan! When I was a bit younger I fell for the pseudo advances of some scandalize hoes. You will only look like a desperate chump and won’t have her respect either. She will inform your “friend” about your loyalty as well. I have since developed confidence in finding my own interests. Without hesitation I pronounce bros before hoes, right to their face. If you want to be nice about just say this is not appropriate.
Accurate.
Well, my thoughts exactly, but I'm affraid it won't work with this guy. He's not in love her and neither does he idealize her, he just wants to bang her really bad and sees this as an opportunity of a lifetime, since she's everything he ever wanted on physical level. So I guess he might actually be secretly scared that she'll pick someone else over him if he doesn't take any action. That might be the real problem here and also the reason he'll eventually betray his friend, girfriend and fuck everything up.
Holy shit I knew a girl exactly like this. Was super flirty towards me when we first met. At the time she was in an on off relationship with a guy whom she would claim to love one day and then say she hated him the next. I eventually started to catch on to the fact that she was kind of a shitty person who sought out other guys just as a way to get back at her boyfriend and generally just avoid actually taking any action regarding their deteriorating relationship. I told a few mutual friends about it, and eventually called her out on it. She got pissed at me and immediately stopped the flirty behavior. Our friends sided with her about the whole issue. After that I didn’t see her for a few months, the next time I did was almost a year after I first met her. She was polite enough but no longer flirty towards me...and was instead flirting with another guy in our friend group. She was also still in the fucked up relationship from over a year earlier. At first I thought I was in the wrong for calling her out, and felt bad about it, but over time I’ve come to realize she’s the one in the wrong, and my friends were also shitty for not recognizing her toxic behavior.
Very true, he ain't they one she showing interest to
Rub one out before you go!!! Best advice, EVAAAAAH!!!
When in doubt, rub one out
yeah, probably better than "rub one out on the dancefloor."
Don’t blow it
Keep single
Count your money.
Don't blow your money
Count your its
Keep
I like how this guys "I'll spare you the detail" is basically him trying to deflect the idea that he's actually seems really into it and is just as guilty as she is and wants to find a way to be with her without him being the asshole. Your buddy sounds like he should punch you in the mouth to smarten you up.
He forgot to mention they all live in the same trailer park, and by club he means the space between the trailers 😂
And they're all cousins.
That running man joke floored me 🤣
After watching about 100 of these videos... I've decided I'm never getting married 😂
Answer me this: why does Netflix have Ghostbusters Two but doesn’t have Ghostbusters ONE?
because of the oligarchy
because they only have movies nobody would pay for?
Now thats a dilemma!!
Netflix after 2014 sucks
Ghostbusters 2 didn’t do as well, much cheaper
He's calling her "the wife"... not "his wife" but "the wife"
My friends have smokin hot wives/girlfriends, with great personalities, it’s why we all get along as a group, they can keep up with the jokes and it’s always a chill vibe, I’d never mistake it for a sexual interest, and I’d never betray my friends like that. This guy has convinced himself of certain things.
'Jesse is a friend, yeah I know he's been a good friend of mine....'
Bill: “you’re never gonna trust this girl.”
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So glad Bill said this. People try to skew reality and try to act like low brow behavior doesn’t matter. Thank you, Bill!!!
"Did she send you a valentine?" 😂😂👌
I’ve had my best friend for a decade, would never be a thought in my mind to go after his girl. Stay strong kings
Netflix always has every movie except the one you are looking for... I miss blockbuster
It makes me so happy bill loves the nice guys
I once had my friends fiancé hit on me, I refused his advances and was really disappointed he was like that. I regret not telling her, they were a perfect couple. But he of course cheated on her for years after they married 😭 and it was a shit show! This woman will be toxic for anyone involved with her.
You are exactly right.
Some guy who hooked up with my ex was already dating someone. When he kept going after her when me and her started dating I found his gf on fb and told her. She didnt believe me lol. Was completely in denial
These stories give me nightmares...
one night she feels guilty, breaks down and tells her husband; he shows up at your house with a loaded 45 and then this story is Discovery ID.
Hey... as long as Bill is in the testimonials 🤷🏻♀️
Dont ever fuck around with a friend's woman. Or any man's woman for that madder. But you do have a moral obligation to tell the man involved about his woman's misbehaviour and tell him She's untrustworthy. Yeah you might lose a friend... For a moment, but it always comes to light, especially if you give a guy a heads up.
I remember one night me and a good friend of mine got in a heated argument about my woman (at the time). I was furious. Kicked him out of the house and almost beat the fuck out of him (I'm a peaceful dude for the most part so this is way abnormal for me) fast forward 2 months later we weren't together anymore. We were best buds again. Being rather popular in high school, it was odd after to only have 3 friends. And he's one of them. Recently went off to basic as well so God bless the guy.
Moral of the story. A great woman will always be a virtue to obtain. And a good friend is one that tell you the truth, even if it puts the "bromance" on the line. THATS a man, and one you can trust till death
"I'll spare you the details"
"Just when it was getting good! Jesus is this a Cinemax movie?"
I would never do something like that to a friend of mine, no matter how hot the chick is. Cause it would break my heart if a friend of mine did that to me
The Nice Guys needs more attention. Tell em Bill
Bill's words of wisdom are like those waves of logic that flood your head after you've busted that evil, fucking nut
Don't tell your friend. Just make sure he's around when she's around. Do stuff to make her lose interest in you. Remember he's your friend. She's not.
Plot twist she’s planning a 4some😂
This is the only workable plan.
It actually is bcuz he obviously doesnt care about his gf. So he'll be the winner of the 4.
🤣
I barely look at my friends girls in the eyes. What the hell. Even if you know you would like her you just keep it at arms distance
Hit pause, get a name you were looking for, be right back to the conversation and done.
Exceptional. I love it.
That is you, respecting our time. Perfect.
He's gonna smash
LOVE Midnight Run!
Shoutout to Peaky Blinders
One of my favs Midnight Run is great. Love you Bill! Want you to know that you helped me overcome an abusive relationship and remove toxic jerks from my life. I channel my inner Bill Burr. Thank you so much. I can tell you are so happy in your life and you always make sense and ground me in reality. ⚡⚡⚡
Bill "U should rub one out before you decide" Burr
Totally agree about the nice guys such a good movie, one of my all time favs
Bad enough when a wife is cheating on you but add in with a trusted friend that could ramp it up to a .357 in your face. Not worth the vjj!
@@ghostdog504ever Happened to me and after all the tough talk all I did was tell her to fuck off and hauled ass out. Can't say I wasn't borderline insane though.
I took her back and she did the same thing 2 weeks later. Do one of you mind shooting me in the face please?
@@rustyshackleford2234 well surly you've broken up with her for good this time right? if she's that that toxic then it's not even worth it to spend time thinking about her.
*“Rub one out! It’s the champagne of victory”*
GOT DAYUUUMMM "she's wanting to pull the ripcord"
You know the answer your just going to bill looking for a justification to move on this girl. Dont do it. Walk away.
Nice guys is really underrated
7:36 damn the psychology was damn true 😂
Rubbing one out before going out is Sage advice lol
One feels so mellow afterwards.
Netflix will have everything except the film you want to watch.
Guys , we walk away
Best line
-"Rub one out". Best advice ever
Today I learned that I should rub one out before hitting the club.
That filibuster part was priceless
Don't blow her
Keep your relationship simple
Count your friends
Knowing bill likes the Nice Guys as much as I do makes me happy.
His wife is probably missing the excitement of having guys chase her. That's it!
especially if she's hot, and used to basing her self-esteem on that attention, and perhaps not much else.
If we are hot, guys chase us whether we are in a relationship or not. That doesn't stop them. 😬
@@tjaspire although this is true, what SHOULD stop when you hot girls are in a relationship is you allowing men to chase you. So many attractive women take zero accountability when it comes to their loyalty in a relationship. Yes, dudes will always shoot their shot with hot women but if you don't instantly let it be known that you are taken and not interested, you are entertaining those advances and are not really loyal to your man.
I had a girl like that and I told her that I would not tolerate her giggling and being receptive to men hitting on her. She tried to pull the "I can't control other men" bullshit and I told her that she CAN control how she reacted to those advances. She was shocked when I dumped her ass soon after when she didn't take me seriously on the subject. She tried promising me it would never happen again but I was already done. Those type of women are always for the streets. There is no point in having long term relationships with a woman who doesn't even understand the concept of loyalty.
Midnight Run is my fav comedy as well.
Bill is like that lady in womens journals that gives relationship advices
Bill is a such great guy from this podcast advice. 👍🏼
Who else feels like Bill Burr is preparing them for their adult lives?
I love that her saying she wasn't lookin for anything extra, and that wss seen as Dodgy
"Women are into Vengeance"
Who needs enemies with friends like that
Bill 100%......you walk away. This is a lose/lose situation. Treat her advances like a joke. If the topic ever comes up with your friend you can brush it off saying you never took it seriously. Bro’s before Ho’s.....
'The Nice Guys' is freaking GREAT ! Russell Crowe does the funniest spit-take Ever ! Fuck, I'm gonna watch it tonight!
"I've tried to see what this girl wants or if there's a problem with her marriage." Sounds like this guy's the one who's obsessed. If this guy was being totally honest he wouldn't be walking down this path. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. And he's absolutely right, she is out of his league. That's why he had to sneak into flirting with her from the safety of being her husband's friend. This is the type of dude who would NEVER be able to pick this chick up on his own. He's a little douchebag.
Midnight Run is one of my favorite movies. I can watch it 3 times in a row. I've never seen Thelma and Louise.
with friends like that you don't need enemy's
Good advice Bill, this guy should follow it.
IT'S A TRAP!
"they burn down your fucking life". God damn, never truer words spoken.
These aren’t friends
The Nice Guys was a genuinely entertaining and comedic film. Supremely underrated.
One thing i know for sure.
Women want to feel wanted..
And some women love to see if they can make a man who is already in a relationship give them attention. Even if the woman is not even interested, they just want to feel like they can make a man leave the woman hes with to be with them.
Came for the humor, stayed for the actually good advice
7:59 Mike "The Situation"
4:15 the guy knows the answer but still wants to press the self destruct button.
"I'm perfectly happy in my relationship" = dodgy answer. So vague. Dunno what to make of it! /sarcasm
Oh my goodness! Bill Burr gets it. He gets it on women’s issues too. Rational 👏🏽male👏🏽
In the words of Chief Keef, "love no thotties"
I was saying "Ryan Gosling, Ryan Gosling" to the screen and then Bill said "oh sorry, Ryan Gosling" and i was like it's ok bro lol
ditch your girl, she's not getting it done for you, don't mess with your buddy's girl, that's breaking the guy code. bro's before ho's... always!!!
Sounds like "the grass is greener" type situation,il never forget what a mate of mine told me when I was in a similar situation he said " the grass is always greener where you water it" il never forget that advice