Women hardly ever come right out and say anything directly. So if she asks how upset you would be if she cheated, that's woman speak for, "I cheated on you."
I don’t know...that sounds awfully like ‘guy mentality’ to me. Firstly, if she cheated she wouldn’t ask ‘how would you feel?’ lol i’d take it as a good chance she has never cheated. It’s a topic she wouldn’t want discussed. Secondly it’s far more likely she was just fishing for ‘I’d be destroyed I’m nothing without you’ or even aggression lol nothing let’s you know someone cares more than them completely losing their shit in your name, not reacting like that might ‘tell’ her you don’t care 😂 Thirdly, and this ones just a tie in When a guy cheats he will typically be obsessed with being cheated ON. When a woman cheats she typically doesn’t care enough anymore if you are or aren’t cheating on her also. Obviously there are plenty of exceptions and extenuating circumstances etc but trust me, she isn’t cheating. Unless she’s a sociopath of course then she might have and just wants to watch your face contort as the penny drops
Try being a totally square guy, one who is willing to even point out his part in a misunderstanding or failed attempt, a guy who is really committed when he commits to something like a relationship or marriage. Try being that guy when he finds out he's married to a jealous wife. Between the comic absurdity of the triggers, dodging the plates and sleepless nights ... okay, I lost my thread, the divorce was years ago, nightmare, great in the sack, awful at dinner. #humor
@@sizzlepants8525 It sounds like guy mentality is what I though when I got nervous when my ex asked that xD they only ask that if they are thinking about it or have done it and I'm not naive enough to think otherwise anymore. If its not on their mind they wouldn't bring it up. And your third point is just wrong, some guys don't care and some girls do stop making blanket statement like that those are the true evils :P
listening to Bill Burr like this is my favorite because you get to hear him create his thoughts and laugh at them as they crop up and apologize when he starts to go off on tangents. i love it.
Bill is always right. He says what honest people are at least thinking but afraid to say because whiney idealists will get their feelings hurt. Good looking women have things easier just like guys with lots of money and good game get a lot of women. That’s just life.
Nowadays any woman has it significantly easier, good looking or otherwise. Even the fatties come with major entitlement issues and horrible attitudes since we as a society have been forced to view them as beautiful. And there’s a whole new wave of thirsty men out there just waiting to bang them.
Chicks that dye their hair are often narcissists They are 100% obsessed with themselves They virtue signal for clout, not because they care about the worlds problems If they could get 1000 likes for a photo of giving food to an orphan, they would ask if they could get the photo without feeding the orphan They constantly complain and help nobody but themselves They are scum
Get the kid DNA tested asap. With emphasis asap. I heard supposedly in some places there's a finite amount of time to dodge that bullet 🎶18 years, 18 years -kanye
Chaos Undivided could u imagine taking care of a child for 18 years that u thought was yours and then u find it out it’s not? Ya i don’t wanna kno how that feels. If I ever have a kid, I’m definitely getting a DNA test right away
Angel Gd, Why? I mean, To what end? Are you going to punish the child, to hurt your wife? If it's not yours, biologically, but is in every other way (has been yours-since inception) do you hate it's existence in response? Either you are willing to accept responsibility vis-a'-vis the child or you are not. If not, don't use it as a tool. Her choices are more than enough to warrant caution in the relationship. And hard as you may be, a day (perhaps many) will likely come when you question and reflect upon your choices in a different light--but hell this is just hypothetical, right. Besides puss is easy, cut the bitch loose on principle.
Get the DNA test before you put your name on the birth certificate. I am paying child support for a child that isn't mine, proven with court ordered DNA test.
Absolutely true. Women are never going to walk away from a relationship unless they can support themselves, they have someone ready to support them, or they know they can get enough alimony from you to support them (which I guess can fall under the first or second one). The same way women hold out until they find the right guy, men need to do the same. If men are smart enough not to rush to the altar, we will attract higher quality women because they know they will have to change their behavior and become better women to get us to commit. Young men out there please learn from the mistakes of men from past generations and do not rush into marriage. You hold all the power when you are single and it needs to be used wisely. Better to be single than to ever go through one bad marriage.
@Don I’ve been disciplined my entire adult life. I don’t allow women to mistreat me, but I look around and see the vast majority of men will do anything for an orgasm. I don’t think that will ever change.
I am with u guys. I am 35 and just finished a 6 year relationship. The reason: my gf wanted to marry, but she was still studing. I just said that it was better if we waited until she finishes it and starts to work, then we broke up. I am not in a hurry to marry besides my age. Like the fella told before, better single then in a failure marriage.
@@1objection Generalizing is a huge problem with both parties but especially the liberals If I want secure borders, or say black people aren't oppressed in any way shape or form, I'm a racist. If I think feminism has been achieved and I callout the outrageous demands of third wave feminism, I'm a Incel misogynist. If I don't throw my religious beliefs out the door for the LBGTQERXYZ, I'm a bigot and so on. The point is Liberals should be the last group complaining about genralization.
These people always existed and always will it’s just that now they’re empowered by the Internet. Also they know they’re being filmed and they love the exposure.
If a woman asks a hypothetical question, "What if I was cheating ...", she's already cheating. Chances are that she's been cheating for a while. She asks in order to see how far things will go before you file for divorce or beat the snot out of her. Either way she wins. My advice to EVERY guy in this scenario ... stay calm and call a good lawyer. It will be a donkey punch if your lawyer is a woman.
@@weirdo1896 You're not considered married, if a couple moves in together for a long enough time without marrying they become common laws. Which acts just like marriage and divorces but the guy is literally forced even without the committed vows etc, it's quite corrupt.
Man this story is actually so sad. To think that you have just started a family with someone you love and then all that to happen. This is the type of thing that makes people lose faith in humanity.
shit. that story makes even more leary about getting married to someone. then again he probably saw some red flags along the way but chose to ignore them.
Comedians like bill burr have to be the most sane people in the world. Just living to amuse himself through finding humor in other people's problems. Its amazinf
Toward the end you read the letter from the guy who 'thinks' his wife might be cheating. She asks him how he'd feel if she were cheating. He then goes into her favorite show being a woman that constantly and consistently cheats. She then tells him she's been talking to, and hanging out with her old high school crush. First off...cheating or not she's manipulating the hell out of him. Using mental and emotional manipulation to make him feel bad...and she's obviously doing so on purpose. That dude is totally foqued ! In the first place it's obvious he's a U.K. citizen. The way he worded the letter, along with certain words(like mum instead of mom) shows that. As a 'man' in the feminazi controlled U.K. he'll get obliterated in a divorce. He won't get his daughter (as he stated would be a huge concern for him..as with any good dad). Even if he has proof positive she's a cheating, wretched piece of garbage, any u.k. lawyer she gets will go the feminazi route...and most likely any evidence he has against her...will be used to say she cheated because of his mistrust...and I guarantee his lawyer will pansy down so as not to get his law credentials revoked. "GUARANTEED". ...And the u.s. ain't any different. It ain't a matter of right or wrong, or justice....but fear of 'public opinion' ...which we all know is controlled by the media...which is controlled by the feminazi left. Dude...is screwed...and not in any kind of good way. Nope... he's taking 'sky scraper' sideways without even spit for lube...right in the caboose...for eternity. ...and his daughter will be being raised by the manipulative cheating skank...to be just like her mother. To use up guys and throw them away. I'd say someone should warn her old high school crush about her...but that foquer 'deserves' what he gets. ...and he'll get it...mark my words. A cheating manipulator...will continue being just that. What ?....you think the 'old crush' don't know she's married ?...or a sneaking conniver ? He'd have to be plain stupid to not know...and even dumber to think he's somehow special to her...and that she wouldn't do that exact same thing when she gets bored with him. Completely "Daft"!
If I ever get married, I'm making 100% sure it's not some cheating uncommunicative lying cunt. I would rather take clingy and jealous over that shit, at least I would know she's not going anywhere. I am not giving away half of my shit.
Corey 742617000027 they don’t always stay clingy and jealous, and that’s also not to say their eyes won’t wander. Shit changes, especially when you’re committing to a lifetime with someone. Just my two cents.
It really depends on the color and style. It's like nature. The most vibrantly colored animals are often poisonous so other animals know to stay away/not eat them.
@@galfleming6770 I think they had coloured hair back then from music culture like punk/rock or acid house and other dance music. Feminists have hijacked the look so that's why they mostly seem like loons. Or they idolise Billy elish with her blue algae hair
The name of the show on Netflix is Gypsy. And based on how MY marriage ended I could only make it through a couple of episodes before I said "fuck this."
Carlins also been dead for 11 years which is right around the time all the PC shit starting to get really bad. George picked the perfect time to say Fuck this I'm out of here. Remember the stand up where Bill talks about wearing out your welcome and talks about Walt Disney? Well replace Walt Disney with George. Because if George was here today it would rain fire from the sky. From both him and his detractors and it would not be pretty. And George had plenty of pushback when he was here. It just wasn't this bad yet.
It was pretty good, but only if the repetition doesn't bother you. I mean every season had the same exact stupid drama, everything around that was great though.
Great show but totally unrealistic for 99.99% of the guys out there. Very few guys will never know what it is like to be irresistible to most women that they meet. Most men dream about being Hank Moody but most will never come close to being him (unless you are super rich with the perfect body).
"You don't have to be a genius to read these tea leaves..." LOL I lost my shit at that point. Dude's wife is definitely cheating on him or about to. RIP bruv
Yeah my baby mom started going out to bars and acting like she was in college again after our son was born. Kinda similar shit to this story. End of story is, I kicked her out and I am a single father now.
You should do *voice* *overs* !!!!! Have your agent look into you getting your own cartoon show where you are doing voices. But more importantly, it would be a show of you giving guys your stellar advice & wisdom.
'Mad Men' featured a cheating protagonist but he was a broken man and his affairs were not seen as liberating his spirit; more like burying his issues.
Ya good point, there are many male and female characters like that in shows but with the male characters there's always a tone of "he's deeply flawed and a lost soul in some ways" and with the female characters there's a tone of it being liberating and all "ya you go girl!".
Mad Men is one of 2 completely perfect TV shows, and Don Draper is one of the greatest characters ever created, in no way should it be compared to trash like that
Every person I've ever known who has idealized their childhood/teenage years and wanted to go back to them has been a terrible person. It is a giant red flag for someone with a completely undeveloped and/or maldeveloped personality.
How do you write women so well? "I think of a man. And I take away reason and accountability. Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here!" -Jack Nicholson's character from As Good as it Gets
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0:45 “Ladies night... leave your money at home and bring your snatch cause you’re not paying for shyit” 😂😂😂😂
If she's asking the question, she's probably already cheated.
Bingo! Of course she has, likely more than once.
@David Z true lmao. Honestly man being with an immature girl is toxic. Never again lol
She’s already cheating
And she will have a second child. It's just not yours!
Hell this is probably a late letter sent like 4 weeks ago. Even if Bill's tip is the key to save the relationship. It's too late
LOL leave your money at home and bring your snatch, haha.
best quote ever haha
Leave ur purse bring your clutch/snatch
cuz your not payin for shit
LMFBO!! 🤣😭
Josh Fread agree 🤣
Women hardly ever come right out and say anything directly. So if she asks how upset you would be if she cheated, that's woman speak for, "I cheated on you."
HonorB 4Glory Thats a Big Giant RED Moon fck a red flag.
I don’t know...that sounds awfully like ‘guy mentality’ to me.
Firstly, if she cheated she wouldn’t ask ‘how would you feel?’ lol i’d take it as a good chance she has never cheated. It’s a topic she wouldn’t want discussed.
Secondly it’s far more likely she was just fishing for ‘I’d be destroyed I’m nothing without you’ or even aggression lol nothing let’s you know someone cares more than them completely losing their shit in your name, not reacting like that might ‘tell’ her you don’t care 😂
Thirdly, and this ones just a tie in
When a guy cheats he will typically be obsessed with being cheated ON.
When a woman cheats she typically doesn’t care enough anymore if you are or aren’t cheating on her also.
Obviously there are plenty of exceptions and extenuating circumstances etc but trust me, she isn’t cheating. Unless she’s a sociopath of course then she might have and just wants to watch your face contort as the penny drops
Try being a totally square guy, one who is willing to even point out his part in a misunderstanding or failed attempt, a guy who is really committed when he commits to something like a relationship or marriage. Try being that guy when he finds out he's married to a jealous wife. Between the comic absurdity of the triggers, dodging the plates and sleepless nights ... okay, I lost my thread, the divorce was years ago, nightmare, great in the sack, awful at dinner. #humor
Just the ego worship to the point you have to lose your shit to prove you care is pointless horseshit. So much for being a mature adult.
@@sizzlepants8525 It sounds like guy mentality is what I though when I got nervous when my ex asked that xD they only ask that if they are thinking about it or have done it and I'm not naive enough to think otherwise anymore. If its not on their mind they wouldn't bring it up. And your third point is just wrong, some guys don't care and some girls do stop making blanket statement like that those are the true evils :P
"When you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression."
👍
dmn thats a powerful quote. who said that?
Its a fact
Atheeizm Tell that to the Jews
Atheeizm... interesting
Feminists : my way or the highway
Everyone else: ok the highway it is.
im on the higway to hell
Everybody like, "Aight, Imma head out."😂
The trucker life makes more eerily sense.
Unfortunately not enough men choose the highway
Smart person be on the highway AWAY from Hell.
Poor guy. She's already cheated on him.
listening to Bill Burr like this is my favorite because you get to hear him create his thoughts and laugh at them as they crop up and apologize when he starts to go off on tangents. i love it.
"You think the club was t full when I showed up?"
Classic
The fact that he's thinking about having a second kid together while having serious doubts absolutely baffles me.
Its for the sake of a joke. Marry a comic and become a material muse.
Breeders gonna breed
True, that's something women do.
He is a weak man. Probably raised by a single mom and raised to believe all women are angels.
@@coleredmond8459 have you ever listened to him talk
“How upset would you be if I told you I was cheating?” Omg, I feel real sorry for that guy. ☹️
Secretary: How do you write women so well?
Jack Nicolson: I think of a man and I remove reason and accountability.
As Good as it Gets.
Melvin Udall is the equivalent everything women hate about men nowadays and everything men love about being a man LOL
100% factual description of women.
Such a great line.
Hahaha I love that quote
Gold
Bill is always right. He says what honest people are at least thinking but afraid to say because whiney idealists will get their feelings hurt. Good looking women have things easier just like guys with lots of money and good game get a lot of women. That’s just life.
Nowadays any woman has it significantly easier, good looking or otherwise. Even the fatties come with major entitlement issues and horrible attitudes since we as a society have been forced to view them as beautiful. And there’s a whole new wave of thirsty men out there just waiting to bang them.
Mr. Indie: Don't know whether Darwin would've been proud or disappointed.
slothkingn1 'Like one of those little troll toys', haha. Oh man. :D
@@Mew__ Doesn't matter. Darwin was wrong most of the time anyway.
@@Punkpsychobilly Not all of us. Conservative women are not like that.
"How upset would you be if you found out I was cheating?"
About as upset as you'll be when you don't get shit in the divorce.
Are you kidding? You've just made me the happiest man alive!!!
well this comment didnt age well for ya did it LOL
Bill slowly becoming personality coach
Colored hair in the morning, straight men take warning😎
Never get off the boat...
Just get pussy, that's what half these guys need
Chicks that dye their hair are often narcissists
They are 100% obsessed with themselves
They virtue signal for clout, not because they care about the worlds problems
If they could get 1000 likes for a photo of giving food to an orphan, they would ask if they could get the photo without feeding the orphan
They constantly complain and help nobody but themselves
They are scum
Omfg 🤣🤣🤣
Every time I see dyed hair I see a cry for help. (Assuming iit's not pink specifically for "Stand Up To Cancar" or something like that idk.)
Get that Kid DNA tested.
...and yourself AIDS tested.
Get the kid DNA tested asap. With emphasis asap. I heard supposedly in some places there's a finite amount of time to dodge that bullet 🎶18 years, 18 years -kanye
Chaos Undivided could u imagine taking care of a child for 18 years that u thought was yours and then u find it out it’s not? Ya i don’t wanna kno how that feels. If I ever have a kid, I’m definitely getting a DNA test right away
Angel Gd, Why? I mean, To what end? Are you going to punish the child, to hurt your wife? If it's not yours, biologically, but is in every other way (has been yours-since inception) do you hate it's existence in response?
Either you are willing to accept responsibility vis-a'-vis the child or you are not. If not, don't use it as a tool. Her choices are more than enough to warrant caution in the relationship. And hard as you may be, a day (perhaps many) will likely come when you question and reflect upon your choices in a different light--but hell this is just hypothetical, right.
Besides puss is easy, cut the bitch loose on principle.
Get the DNA test before you put your name on the birth certificate. I am paying child support for a child that isn't mine, proven with court ordered DNA test.
That “BOO HOO” and “WAHHHH” legit made me spit out my water. So fucking funny
Wife just wants to keep him around to support her in her affairs, like some kind of beta provider launching pad.
Absolutely true. Women are never going to walk away from a relationship unless they can support themselves, they have someone ready to support them, or they know they can get enough alimony from you to support them (which I guess can fall under the first or second one). The same way women hold out until they find the right guy, men need to do the same. If men are smart enough not to rush to the altar, we will attract higher quality women because they know they will have to change their behavior and become better women to get us to commit. Young men out there please learn from the mistakes of men from past generations and do not rush into marriage. You hold all the power when you are single and it needs to be used wisely. Better to be single than to ever go through one bad marriage.
No shit
@@don8668 dang well versed
@Don
I’ve been disciplined my entire adult life. I don’t allow women to mistreat me, but I look around and see the vast majority of men will do anything for an orgasm. I don’t think that will ever change.
I am with u guys. I am 35 and just finished a 6 year relationship. The reason: my gf wanted to marry, but she was still studing. I just said that it was better if we waited until she finishes it and starts to work, then we broke up. I am not in a hurry to marry besides my age. Like the fella told before, better single then in a failure marriage.
George Carlin put it best:
It doesn't require a lot of imagination or effort to piss off a feminist
Imagine if George and Bill did a podcast, that would have been amazing
@DnB Soldier That would be amazing too
When did he ever say that? Feminism wasn't really a thing in his time
@@fili0938 Feminism as we know it has started with the bra burning in the '60's
Don't know what show it was but he did say that.
@@fili0938 it definitely was. Gloria Steinham started it in the 60s
"I'm a bald red-headed male" Lmao
Consider the difference between partial baldness VS total baldness.
Markus Chelios also facial hair
I always drop a comment when I'm scrolling through the comments and someone comments the comment Bill made right when I hear it.
...comment.
"We already got bathrooms, pick one!"
Friggin love Bill Burr!
@Josh Boyer I frigging love bill burr too... are you going to tell me to close my legs also?
Bill Burr sounds like my ideal mobster Uncle sometimes
He doesn’t sound Italian enough to me
Specially when he says "what are you a fag?!"
@@slimischillin7753 no, he sounds like Irish mobsters from South Boston. Love you, Bill, and go f*** yourself! 😂
Don't Breed with This Broad
he already did
why?
DBTB. Don’t breed with that broad.
Make it happen.
My ugliness doesnt bother me. It bothers everyone else, but no me.
3:50. Bill Burr and I just synced yawns. This is my peak. It looks great from up here. Tell Ma I'm comin down now
This guy is gonna be so dangerous when he becomes a senior citizen
that wife is already cheating, just move on.
He's married and has a kid with her. Sadly, it won't be that easy.
FractalPrism ww
too bad the divorce courts will have him move out of his home, but not out of the mortgage payments
"Boo hoo, make me my own room. WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH" 😂
You know you’re a real comedian when you get bummed out that a heckler gets removed because the “fun is over”.
I've always wondered if that laaaaady who screams "EVERY DAY!!!" from the crowd in Bill's special was a plant
"Answer him right!"
Yea, a potted plant.
" A 'Franny Face Value' in the crowd..."
Ha, ha, haaaaaa! That's a first for hearing that term...
That was genius.
"The protagonist cheats to feel free and young again"
Is being a cheater an admirable trait now?
To the Left yes.
And worse is alot of people think all Women agree with that horseshit -_-
@@MiraSubieGirl But I'm liberal and I don't believe that.
If you are capable, please try keeping generalizations to yourself.
@@1objection Look whose talking.
@@blackfedoramedia6498 I don't see your point.
@@1objection Generalizing is a huge problem with both parties but especially the liberals
If I want secure borders, or say black people aren't oppressed in any way shape or form, I'm a racist. If I think feminism has been achieved and I callout the outrageous demands of third wave feminism, I'm a Incel misogynist. If I don't throw my religious beliefs out the door for the LBGTQERXYZ, I'm a bigot and so on. The point is Liberals should be the last group complaining about genralization.
These people always existed and always will it’s just that now they’re empowered by the Internet. Also they know they’re being filmed and they love the exposure.
Spot on
That guy's life will be a living hell in a few years.
NNNNabeshin sesxw
BOO HOO, MAKE ME MY OWN ROOM!
Jordan Peterson is an ambiguous lobster
“We already have bathrooms, pick one.” Best thing I’ve ever heard on the podcast so far.
When the cheating question comes up, they aren't asking for forgiveness, they are looking for justification. Cut ties and run
2:05 the sound that encapsulates this whole rant
Bill burr is savage and always says everything we are thinking. 😂😂😂😂😂
If a woman asks a hypothetical question, "What if I was cheating ...", she's already cheating. Chances are that she's been cheating for a while. She asks in order to see how far things will go before you file for divorce or beat the snot out of her. Either way she wins.
My advice to EVERY guy in this scenario ... stay calm and call a good lawyer. It will be a donkey punch if your lawyer is a woman.
Just live together and dont marry officially.
@@mauriceanderson5413 even if you do that, if you live together for long enough you count as legally married, so, you can't really avoid it like that
@@mauriceanderson5413 de facto's can also take half your shit
@@weirdo1896 You're not considered married, if a couple moves in together for a long enough time without marrying they become common laws. Which acts just like marriage and divorces but the guy is literally forced even without the committed vows etc, it's quite corrupt.
KhronosTrigger depends where you live. The is common law in some states.
"franny face value" HAHAH "Did he mean dat?"! haha I need this shit in the morning, thank you Bill
Man this story is actually so sad. To think that you have just started a family with someone you love and then all that to happen. This is the type of thing that makes people lose faith in humanity.
Bills got some balls
"soul of a women was created below." -Led Zeppelin
dark
Jake Holmes wrote that
Well thought out.
Jimmy Page " borrowed" that. Til he was sued by the real author. Just like " Whole lotta love" and many many more.
@@jimfritz9503 LZ 1 hardly had anything original on it.
shit. that story makes even more leary about getting married to someone. then again he probably saw some red flags along the way but chose to ignore them.
Comedians like bill burr have to be the most sane people in the world. Just living to amuse himself through finding humor in other people's problems. Its amazinf
Dude your awesome...PREACH THAT TRUTH!!!
Toward the end you read the letter from the guy who 'thinks' his wife might be cheating.
She asks him how he'd feel if she were cheating. He then goes into her favorite show being a woman that constantly and consistently cheats. She then tells him she's been talking to, and hanging out with her old high school crush.
First off...cheating or not she's manipulating the hell out of him. Using mental and emotional manipulation to make him feel bad...and she's obviously doing so on purpose.
That dude is totally foqued !
In the first place it's obvious he's a U.K. citizen. The way he worded the letter, along with certain words(like mum instead of mom) shows that.
As a 'man' in the feminazi controlled U.K. he'll get obliterated in a divorce. He won't get his daughter (as he stated would be a huge concern for him..as with any good dad).
Even if he has proof positive she's a cheating, wretched piece of garbage, any u.k. lawyer she gets will go the feminazi route...and most likely any evidence he has against her...will be used to say she cheated because of his mistrust...and I guarantee his lawyer will pansy down so as not to get his law credentials revoked. "GUARANTEED".
...And the u.s. ain't any different.
It ain't a matter of right or wrong, or justice....but fear of 'public opinion' ...which we all know is controlled by the media...which is controlled by the feminazi left.
Dude...is screwed...and not in any kind of good way.
Nope... he's taking 'sky scraper' sideways without even spit for lube...right in the caboose...for eternity.
...and his daughter will be being raised by the manipulative cheating skank...to be just like her mother.
To use up guys and throw them away.
I'd say someone should warn her old high school crush about her...but that foquer 'deserves' what he gets.
...and he'll get it...mark my words. A cheating manipulator...will continue being just that.
What ?....you think the 'old crush' don't know she's married ?...or a sneaking conniver ?
He'd have to be plain stupid to not know...and even dumber to think he's somehow special to her...and that she wouldn't do that exact same thing when she gets bored with him.
Completely "Daft"!
If I ever get married, I'm making 100% sure it's not some cheating uncommunicative lying cunt. I would rather take clingy and jealous over that shit, at least I would know she's not going anywhere. I am not giving away half of my shit.
Women always get custody even if they are a POS person or parent.
Corey 742617000027 they don’t always stay clingy and jealous, and that’s also not to say their eyes won’t wander. Shit changes, especially when you’re committing to a lifetime with someone. Just my two cents.
You are a wise man, Michael. Godspeed.
@@sirbader1 I appreciate your kind words Sir Bader.
In the 1980s and 1990s....women who died their hair were the girls we wanted to date. Today it's a warning sign to steer clear.
It really depends on the color and style. It's like nature. The most vibrantly colored animals are often poisonous so other animals know to stay away/not eat them.
No they weren't. They've always been loons.
just like snakes
@@galfleming6770 I think they had coloured hair back then from music culture like punk/rock or acid house and other dance music. Feminists have hijacked the look so that's why they mostly seem like loons. Or they idolise Billy elish with her blue algae hair
So true. Dyed hair used to mean easy. Now it's a warning signal: STEER CLEAR OF THIS FREAK!
The first couple minutes got me rolling with laughter. Bill Burr rocks!
He does the best white triggered feminist voice of all time. Not even Dave can do it better🤣
Bill was spot on. The extreme left make the extreme right look sane
At least the wiser choice
Wokeness, feminism, blm, cancel culture, and trans bushit, it all adds up to one putrid smelling party. But trump worshiping Republicans are worse.
Bill's condescending laugh is the best ever!
Not only is he married to a 2 yr old, its has to be his daughter... lol
"I know there's gotta be something more important than bathrooms...we already got bathrooms...pick 1" 😂
The evil Bill Burr laugh is the best🤣🤣🤣
" ... No I wouldn't ... But YOU should." 😂 9:30
The name of the show on Netflix is Gypsy. And based on how MY marriage ended I could only make it through a couple of episodes before I said "fuck this."
If you f up it’s your fault
If they f up it’s because of something you did
7:45 pure facts
Bill burr is just wonderful
Could listen to him forever gives me hope knowing theres still some people out there with common sense
Vancouverite here and I’m honestly surprised there was only one person like this at your show
He should not have married her.
Without Feminists & Millennial's i'm convinced Bill Burr wouldn't exist he thrives off this shit and we love it.
The way he say ladies night 😅
You can trigger a feminist with the simple question of "What do you bring to a relationship"?
George Carlin said truly offensive stuff (best comic ever IMO) and people get upset over Bill Burr? He's a comedian!!! It just jokes!!!
Carlins also been dead for 11 years which is right around the time all the PC shit starting to get really bad. George picked the perfect time to say Fuck this I'm out of here. Remember the stand up where Bill talks about wearing out your welcome and talks about Walt Disney? Well replace Walt Disney with George. Because if George was here today it would rain fire from the sky. From both him and his detractors and it would not be pretty. And George had plenty of pushback when he was here. It just wasn't this bad yet.
Truth dipped in sugar
Californication was one of the greatest shows of all time
It was pretty good, but only if the repetition doesn't bother you. I mean every season had the same exact stupid drama, everything around that was great though.
Great show but totally unrealistic for 99.99% of the guys out there. Very few guys will never know what it is like to be irresistible to most women that they meet. Most men dream about being Hank Moody but most will never come close to being him (unless you are super rich with the perfect body).
First two seasons were thd best, before it got strange and they changed the voices on the Spanish dubbing.
Totally
Karen is so hot
But after watching it a few times hank gets annoying imo
Leave your money at home and bring your snatch 😂🤣
We all know she's already cheating on him and is just gauging his reaction by wording it as a hypothetical question.
Love Bill Burr, man.
Budweiser??!! I’m offended AF!
"You don't have to be a genius to read these tea leaves..." LOL I lost my shit at that point. Dude's wife is definitely cheating on him or about to. RIP bruv
Yeah my baby mom started going out to bars and acting like she was in college again after our son was born. Kinda similar shit to this story.
End of story is, I kicked her out and I am a single father now.
Woman : _”they said it was full and it wasn’t “_
Doorman : _”no i said she was full”_
4:10 this is why he’s the god lmao
You should do *voice* *overs* !!!!! Have your agent look into you getting your own cartoon show where you are doing voices. But more importantly, it would be a show of you giving guys your stellar advice & wisdom.
Thomas F. esz
F is for family
_"I'm a bald headed red head.. "_
Billy *Logical Thinker* Burr
His hair is still red other places man
Such a profound and inspiring statement. What an example!👏
"Boohoo, make me my own room..WAAAHH" I lost it, funnier than shit! 2:01
still got facial hair lol
Lol
“Franny Face-Value.” Why didn’t I discover this legendary phrase sooner? 🙏🏻🙏🏻
Yea men are always told "it's full"
You gotta show that scrilla
"That sucks cuz the fun was over" I feel ya I love a good exchange too
'Mad Men' featured a cheating protagonist but he was a broken man and his affairs were not seen as liberating his spirit; more like burying his issues.
Ya good point, there are many male and female characters like that in shows but with the male characters there's always a tone of "he's deeply flawed and a lost soul in some ways" and with the female characters there's a tone of it being liberating and all "ya you go girl!".
Mad Men is one of 2 completely perfect TV shows, and Don Draper is one of the greatest characters ever created, in no way should it be compared to trash like that
Crimson Shadow what’s the other perfect show?
@@ParksRec Perfect Strangers!?, what else could it be.
Bill is a freaking savage but the guy tells the truth !
bill you start drinking good beer you'll get spoiled
It must be so freeing to not only be able to say anything you want anytime you want...but to GET PAID BIG to do it 😂
haha this guy is to real, the world needs more ppl like him.
7:14 Why am I not surprised at all that there's a show on Netflix like that?
Netflix getting fucked up for real
Every person I've ever known who has idealized their childhood/teenage years and wanted to go back to them has been a terrible person. It is a giant red flag for someone with a completely undeveloped and/or maldeveloped personality.
How so ?
"don't get upset the way im getting upset ...for you" lmao
I give himm two more years till he goes full George Carlin!
Rat shit bat shit dirty old twat. Sixty nine assholes tied in a knot, hurray lizard shit...FUCK. -george carlin
Life isn't supposed to be good brother. You are strong. Take care of yourself. Be happy as you can't be alone. Love will seek you out.
Comics have it pretty rough these days. It seems like you’re not allowed to offend anybody. I think Jerry Seinfeld called it the death of comedy
The marriage is already over. Start documenting her cheating so you can try to get custody of your daughter in court.
i'm 5ft 6' and i deserve all i get lol. great show bill 👍🏻
Joe Arguin how tall are you lol?
180 :( in Denmark
180 isn't short though
In denmark it is
isn't 180 like the average there though?
2:02 "Boo hoo! Make me my own room! *[WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!]"*
I've been on thousands of dates in my life and I can count on one hand the number of "feminists" who picked up the check.
Bill burr sounds like a GTA radio commentator that just talks while you drive
Amazing
They should make that show where a dude sleeps around on his wife to feel free and young again.
you steal wallets at prisons? coo
How do you write women so well?
"I think of a man. And I take away reason and accountability. Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here!"
-Jack Nicholson's character from As Good as it Gets
You don't have to be a genius to read these tea leaves
Lmao! "Leave your money at home and bring your snatch"