Bill Burr - Triggering Feminists

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

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  • @keirasorrells319
    @keirasorrells319 5 лет назад +92

    0:45 “Ladies night... leave your money at home and bring your snatch cause you’re not paying for shyit” 😂😂😂😂

  • @NecroxProduction
    @NecroxProduction 6 лет назад +1580

    If she's asking the question, she's probably already cheated.

    • @WolfkinNorthclaw
      @WolfkinNorthclaw 5 лет назад +64

      Bingo! Of course she has, likely more than once.

    • @billtheone3467
      @billtheone3467 4 года назад +25

      @David Z true lmao. Honestly man being with an immature girl is toxic. Never again lol

    • @patmcgowan5143
      @patmcgowan5143 4 года назад +18

      She’s already cheating

    • @adulfdabo898
      @adulfdabo898 4 года назад +6

      And she will have a second child. It's just not yours!

    • @javis88h
      @javis88h 4 года назад +2

      Hell this is probably a late letter sent like 4 weeks ago. Even if Bill's tip is the key to save the relationship. It's too late

  • @WildfireX
    @WildfireX 6 лет назад +930

    LOL leave your money at home and bring your snatch, haha.

  • @honorb4glory606
    @honorb4glory606 6 лет назад +1507

    Women hardly ever come right out and say anything directly. So if she asks how upset you would be if she cheated, that's woman speak for, "I cheated on you."

    • @AlfieTank
      @AlfieTank 6 лет назад +78

      HonorB 4Glory Thats a Big Giant RED Moon fck a red flag.

    • @sizzlepants8525
      @sizzlepants8525 6 лет назад +30

      I don’t know...that sounds awfully like ‘guy mentality’ to me.
      Firstly, if she cheated she wouldn’t ask ‘how would you feel?’ lol i’d take it as a good chance she has never cheated. It’s a topic she wouldn’t want discussed.
      Secondly it’s far more likely she was just fishing for ‘I’d be destroyed I’m nothing without you’ or even aggression lol nothing let’s you know someone cares more than them completely losing their shit in your name, not reacting like that might ‘tell’ her you don’t care 😂
      Thirdly, and this ones just a tie in
      When a guy cheats he will typically be obsessed with being cheated ON.
      When a woman cheats she typically doesn’t care enough anymore if you are or aren’t cheating on her also.
      Obviously there are plenty of exceptions and extenuating circumstances etc but trust me, she isn’t cheating. Unless she’s a sociopath of course then she might have and just wants to watch your face contort as the penny drops

    • @cowboybob7093
      @cowboybob7093 6 лет назад +21

      Try being a totally square guy, one who is willing to even point out his part in a misunderstanding or failed attempt, a guy who is really committed when he commits to something like a relationship or marriage. Try being that guy when he finds out he's married to a jealous wife. Between the comic absurdity of the triggers, dodging the plates and sleepless nights ... okay, I lost my thread, the divorce was years ago, nightmare, great in the sack, awful at dinner. #humor

    • @Bluewatercat
      @Bluewatercat 5 лет назад +20

      Just the ego worship to the point you have to lose your shit to prove you care is pointless horseshit. So much for being a mature adult.

    • @NotMyRealName69
      @NotMyRealName69 5 лет назад +33

      @@sizzlepants8525 It sounds like guy mentality is what I though when I got nervous when my ex asked that xD they only ask that if they are thinking about it or have done it and I'm not naive enough to think otherwise anymore. If its not on their mind they wouldn't bring it up. And your third point is just wrong, some guys don't care and some girls do stop making blanket statement like that those are the true evils :P

  • @JohnKater1971
    @JohnKater1971 5 лет назад +2215

    "When you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression."

  • @Lockandkey45
    @Lockandkey45 4 года назад +255

    Feminists : my way or the highway
    Everyone else: ok the highway it is.

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 4 года назад +6

      im on the higway to hell

    • @Beregond1861
      @Beregond1861 3 года назад +13

      Everybody like, "Aight, Imma head out."😂

    • @IsiahTomas
      @IsiahTomas 3 года назад +1

      The trucker life makes more eerily sense.

    • @onepunchflan3071
      @onepunchflan3071 3 года назад

      Unfortunately not enough men choose the highway

    • @psychedashell
      @psychedashell Год назад

      Smart person be on the highway AWAY from Hell.

  • @avalonjustin
    @avalonjustin 5 лет назад +134

    Poor guy. She's already cheated on him.

  • @Realtor_Ryan_Hodzic
    @Realtor_Ryan_Hodzic 3 года назад +5

    listening to Bill Burr like this is my favorite because you get to hear him create his thoughts and laugh at them as they crop up and apologize when he starts to go off on tangents. i love it.

  • @thelegend90028
    @thelegend90028 6 лет назад +18

    "You think the club was t full when I showed up?"
    Classic

  • @Azarios
    @Azarios 6 лет назад +276

    The fact that he's thinking about having a second kid together while having serious doubts absolutely baffles me.

    • @shadowartist8892
      @shadowartist8892 5 лет назад +7

      Its for the sake of a joke. Marry a comic and become a material muse.

    • @mortson978
      @mortson978 4 года назад +14

      Breeders gonna breed

    • @devinmoose
      @devinmoose 4 года назад +6

      True, that's something women do.

    • @coleredmond8459
      @coleredmond8459 3 года назад +16

      He is a weak man. Probably raised by a single mom and raised to believe all women are angels.

    • @hadrian.2796
      @hadrian.2796 3 года назад +18

      @@coleredmond8459 have you ever listened to him talk

  • @poodlegodking1661
    @poodlegodking1661 3 года назад +50

    “How upset would you be if I told you I was cheating?” Omg, I feel real sorry for that guy. ☹️

  • @MrB1923
    @MrB1923 4 года назад +276

    Secretary: How do you write women so well?
    Jack Nicolson: I think of a man and I remove reason and accountability.
    As Good as it Gets.

    • @kalinpuls7229
      @kalinpuls7229 4 года назад +12

      Melvin Udall is the equivalent everything women hate about men nowadays and everything men love about being a man LOL

    • @scionofdorn9101
      @scionofdorn9101 3 года назад +7

      100% factual description of women.

    • @ne2i
      @ne2i 3 года назад +1

      Such a great line.

    • @allys744
      @allys744 3 года назад +1

      Hahaha I love that quote

    • @fredjones554
      @fredjones554 3 года назад

      Gold

  • @slomocalzone
    @slomocalzone 6 лет назад +326

    Bill is always right. He says what honest people are at least thinking but afraid to say because whiney idealists will get their feelings hurt. Good looking women have things easier just like guys with lots of money and good game get a lot of women. That’s just life.

    • @Punkpsychobilly
      @Punkpsychobilly 4 года назад +26

      Nowadays any woman has it significantly easier, good looking or otherwise. Even the fatties come with major entitlement issues and horrible attitudes since we as a society have been forced to view them as beautiful. And there’s a whole new wave of thirsty men out there just waiting to bang them.

    • @Mew__
      @Mew__ 4 года назад +3

      Mr. Indie: Don't know whether Darwin would've been proud or disappointed.

    • @Busenlilly
      @Busenlilly 4 года назад +1

      slothkingn1 'Like one of those little troll toys', haha. Oh man. :D

    • @tamilashultz9676
      @tamilashultz9676 3 года назад

      @@Mew__ Doesn't matter. Darwin was wrong most of the time anyway.

    • @tamilashultz9676
      @tamilashultz9676 3 года назад

      @@Punkpsychobilly Not all of us. Conservative women are not like that.

  • @cluckeryduckery261
    @cluckeryduckery261 5 лет назад +103

    "How upset would you be if you found out I was cheating?"
    About as upset as you'll be when you don't get shit in the divorce.

    • @anonymoususer6334
      @anonymoususer6334 4 года назад +11

      Are you kidding? You've just made me the happiest man alive!!!

    • @joshuafurlong5270
      @joshuafurlong5270 3 года назад +1

      well this comment didnt age well for ya did it LOL

  • @Yetipfote
    @Yetipfote 5 лет назад +77

    Bill slowly becoming personality coach

  • @cocorkiller2322
    @cocorkiller2322 5 лет назад +252

    Colored hair in the morning, straight men take warning😎

    • @reallyhappenings5597
      @reallyhappenings5597 5 лет назад +4

      Never get off the boat...

    • @nonamemcgillicutty9585
      @nonamemcgillicutty9585 4 года назад

      Just get pussy, that's what half these guys need

    • @tremblence
      @tremblence 3 года назад +2

      Chicks that dye their hair are often narcissists
      They are 100% obsessed with themselves
      They virtue signal for clout, not because they care about the worlds problems
      If they could get 1000 likes for a photo of giving food to an orphan, they would ask if they could get the photo without feeding the orphan
      They constantly complain and help nobody but themselves
      They are scum

    • @alejandrasanchez1402
      @alejandrasanchez1402 3 года назад +1

      Omfg 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Beregond1861
      @Beregond1861 3 года назад +1

      Every time I see dyed hair I see a cry for help. (Assuming iit's not pink specifically for "Stand Up To Cancar" or something like that idk.)

  • @BeeBumper
    @BeeBumper 6 лет назад +477

    Get that Kid DNA tested.

    • @markuschelios6891
      @markuschelios6891 5 лет назад +15

      ...and yourself AIDS tested.

    • @NoNo-in5tu
      @NoNo-in5tu 5 лет назад +3

      Get the kid DNA tested asap. With emphasis asap. I heard supposedly in some places there's a finite amount of time to dodge that bullet 🎶18 years, 18 years -kanye

    • @Vito_Caligiuri
      @Vito_Caligiuri 4 года назад +3

      Chaos Undivided could u imagine taking care of a child for 18 years that u thought was yours and then u find it out it’s not? Ya i don’t wanna kno how that feels. If I ever have a kid, I’m definitely getting a DNA test right away

    • @anonymoususer6334
      @anonymoususer6334 4 года назад

      Angel Gd, Why? I mean, To what end? Are you going to punish the child, to hurt your wife? If it's not yours, biologically, but is in every other way (has been yours-since inception) do you hate it's existence in response?
      Either you are willing to accept responsibility vis-a'-vis the child or you are not. If not, don't use it as a tool. Her choices are more than enough to warrant caution in the relationship. And hard as you may be, a day (perhaps many) will likely come when you question and reflect upon your choices in a different light--but hell this is just hypothetical, right.
      Besides puss is easy, cut the bitch loose on principle.

    • @chrisa9822
      @chrisa9822 4 года назад +6

      Get the DNA test before you put your name on the birth certificate. I am paying child support for a child that isn't mine, proven with court ordered DNA test.

  • @likaboss7654
    @likaboss7654 5 лет назад +2

    That “BOO HOO” and “WAHHHH” legit made me spit out my water. So fucking funny

  • @ThatMans-anAnimal
    @ThatMans-anAnimal 6 лет назад +345

    Wife just wants to keep him around to support her in her affairs, like some kind of beta provider launching pad.

    • @don8668
      @don8668 6 лет назад +51

      Absolutely true. Women are never going to walk away from a relationship unless they can support themselves, they have someone ready to support them, or they know they can get enough alimony from you to support them (which I guess can fall under the first or second one). The same way women hold out until they find the right guy, men need to do the same. If men are smart enough not to rush to the altar, we will attract higher quality women because they know they will have to change their behavior and become better women to get us to commit. Young men out there please learn from the mistakes of men from past generations and do not rush into marriage. You hold all the power when you are single and it needs to be used wisely. Better to be single than to ever go through one bad marriage.

    • @redfather5342
      @redfather5342 5 лет назад +2

      No shit

    • @4Mikes4Mindset4
      @4Mikes4Mindset4 5 лет назад +3

      @@don8668 dang well versed

    • @StannisTheMannis305
      @StannisTheMannis305 5 лет назад +17

      @Don
      I’ve been disciplined my entire adult life. I don’t allow women to mistreat me, but I look around and see the vast majority of men will do anything for an orgasm. I don’t think that will ever change.

    • @joaolima120
      @joaolima120 5 лет назад +4

      I am with u guys. I am 35 and just finished a 6 year relationship. The reason: my gf wanted to marry, but she was still studing. I just said that it was better if we waited until she finishes it and starts to work, then we broke up. I am not in a hurry to marry besides my age. Like the fella told before, better single then in a failure marriage.

  • @jonesey251
    @jonesey251 4 года назад +268

    George Carlin put it best:
    It doesn't require a lot of imagination or effort to piss off a feminist

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 3 года назад +10

      Imagine if George and Bill did a podcast, that would have been amazing

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 3 года назад

      @DnB Soldier That would be amazing too

    • @fili0938
      @fili0938 3 года назад

      When did he ever say that? Feminism wasn't really a thing in his time

    • @ride4life_motorlifestyle
      @ride4life_motorlifestyle 3 года назад +4

      @@fili0938 Feminism as we know it has started with the bra burning in the '60's
      Don't know what show it was but he did say that.

    • @mexiguero646
      @mexiguero646 2 года назад +1

      @@fili0938 it definitely was. Gloria Steinham started it in the 60s

  • @nicholasurrego9507
    @nicholasurrego9507 5 лет назад +56

    "I'm a bald red-headed male" Lmao

    • @markuschelios6891
      @markuschelios6891 5 лет назад +1

      Consider the difference between partial baldness VS total baldness.

    • @greenthumb9406
      @greenthumb9406 4 года назад

      Markus Chelios also facial hair

    • @Durchii
      @Durchii 3 года назад

      I always drop a comment when I'm scrolling through the comments and someone comments the comment Bill made right when I hear it.
      ...comment.

  • @NeuroticCorpse
    @NeuroticCorpse 6 лет назад +31

    "We already got bathrooms, pick one!"

  • @amandawarren779
    @amandawarren779 6 лет назад +37

    Friggin love Bill Burr!

    • @MrAsmontero
      @MrAsmontero 3 года назад +2

      @Josh Boyer I frigging love bill burr too... are you going to tell me to close my legs also?

  • @jetflaque8187
    @jetflaque8187 5 лет назад +42

    Bill Burr sounds like my ideal mobster Uncle sometimes

    • @slimischillin7753
      @slimischillin7753 5 лет назад

      He doesn’t sound Italian enough to me

    • @honesttraitorbear3527
      @honesttraitorbear3527 4 года назад +1

      Specially when he says "what are you a fag?!"

    • @snam85
      @snam85 4 года назад

      @@slimischillin7753 no, he sounds like Irish mobsters from South Boston. Love you, Bill, and go f*** yourself! 😂

  • @kendude8089
    @kendude8089 6 лет назад +282

    Don't Breed with This Broad

  • @Michael-fw5ef
    @Michael-fw5ef 4 года назад +41

    My ugliness doesnt bother me. It bothers everyone else, but no me.

  • @prodygy560
    @prodygy560 5 лет назад +7

    3:50. Bill Burr and I just synced yawns. This is my peak. It looks great from up here. Tell Ma I'm comin down now

  • @xbadmouthx
    @xbadmouthx 3 года назад +19

    This guy is gonna be so dangerous when he becomes a senior citizen

  • @FractalPrism.
    @FractalPrism. 6 лет назад +177

    that wife is already cheating, just move on.

    • @andrewvincent7299
      @andrewvincent7299 6 лет назад +19

      He's married and has a kid with her. Sadly, it won't be that easy.

    • @gregglass4796
      @gregglass4796 6 лет назад +1

      FractalPrism ww

    • @bademoxy
      @bademoxy 4 года назад +4

      too bad the divorce courts will have him move out of his home, but not out of the mortgage payments

  • @chrisgreig98
    @chrisgreig98 6 лет назад +24

    "Boo hoo, make me my own room. WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH" 😂

  • @mandarian87
    @mandarian87 5 лет назад +11

    You know you’re a real comedian when you get bummed out that a heckler gets removed because the “fun is over”.

  • @crustylust3490
    @crustylust3490 4 года назад +29

    I've always wondered if that laaaaady who screams "EVERY DAY!!!" from the crowd in Bill's special was a plant

  • @scarletpimpernel230
    @scarletpimpernel230 5 лет назад +7

    " A 'Franny Face Value' in the crowd..."
    Ha, ha, haaaaaa! That's a first for hearing that term...

  • @1objection
    @1objection 5 лет назад +57

    "The protagonist cheats to feel free and young again"
    Is being a cheater an admirable trait now?

    • @MiraSubieGirl
      @MiraSubieGirl 5 лет назад +8

      To the Left yes.
      And worse is alot of people think all Women agree with that horseshit -_-

    • @1objection
      @1objection 5 лет назад +13

      @@MiraSubieGirl But I'm liberal and I don't believe that.
      If you are capable, please try keeping generalizations to yourself.

    • @blackfedoramedia6498
      @blackfedoramedia6498 5 лет назад +1

      @@1objection Look whose talking.

    • @1objection
      @1objection 5 лет назад +10

      @@blackfedoramedia6498 I don't see your point.

    • @blackfedoramedia6498
      @blackfedoramedia6498 5 лет назад +4

      ​@@1objection Generalizing is a huge problem with both parties but especially the liberals
      If I want secure borders, or say black people aren't oppressed in any way shape or form, I'm a racist. If I think feminism has been achieved and I callout the outrageous demands of third wave feminism, I'm a Incel misogynist. If I don't throw my religious beliefs out the door for the LBGTQERXYZ, I'm a bigot and so on. The point is Liberals should be the last group complaining about genralization.

  • @kicknadeadcat
    @kicknadeadcat 5 лет назад +18

    These people always existed and always will it’s just that now they’re empowered by the Internet. Also they know they’re being filmed and they love the exposure.

  • @NNNNabeshin
    @NNNNabeshin 6 лет назад +21

    That guy's life will be a living hell in a few years.

  • @Calvertron
    @Calvertron 6 лет назад +35

    BOO HOO, MAKE ME MY OWN ROOM!

    • @rh3428
      @rh3428 5 лет назад +2

      Jordan Peterson is an ambiguous lobster

  • @unclejeyy
    @unclejeyy 4 года назад +10

    “We already have bathrooms, pick one.” Best thing I’ve ever heard on the podcast so far.

  • @andrewthorsten3809
    @andrewthorsten3809 4 года назад +12

    When the cheating question comes up, they aren't asking for forgiveness, they are looking for justification. Cut ties and run

  • @lousyacrobat
    @lousyacrobat 4 года назад +2

    2:05 the sound that encapsulates this whole rant

  • @music4thesoul491
    @music4thesoul491 5 лет назад +6

    Bill burr is savage and always says everything we are thinking. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164
    @oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164 6 лет назад +208

    If a woman asks a hypothetical question, "What if I was cheating ...", she's already cheating. Chances are that she's been cheating for a while. She asks in order to see how far things will go before you file for divorce or beat the snot out of her. Either way she wins.
    My advice to EVERY guy in this scenario ... stay calm and call a good lawyer. It will be a donkey punch if your lawyer is a woman.

    • @mauriceanderson5413
      @mauriceanderson5413 5 лет назад +1

      Just live together and dont marry officially.

    • @weirdo1896
      @weirdo1896 5 лет назад +17

      @@mauriceanderson5413 even if you do that, if you live together for long enough you count as legally married, so, you can't really avoid it like that

    • @Moutopher
      @Moutopher 5 лет назад +4

      @@mauriceanderson5413 de facto's can also take half your shit

    • @KhronosTrigger
      @KhronosTrigger 5 лет назад +6

      @@weirdo1896 You're not considered married, if a couple moves in together for a long enough time without marrying they become common laws. Which acts just like marriage and divorces but the guy is literally forced even without the committed vows etc, it's quite corrupt.

    • @ocvegasproperty
      @ocvegasproperty 5 лет назад +1

      KhronosTrigger depends where you live. The is common law in some states.

  • @John73T
    @John73T 6 лет назад +3

    "franny face value" HAHAH "Did he mean dat?"! haha I need this shit in the morning, thank you Bill

  • @benm2784
    @benm2784 4 года назад +7

    Man this story is actually so sad. To think that you have just started a family with someone you love and then all that to happen. This is the type of thing that makes people lose faith in humanity.

  • @jerryx2000
    @jerryx2000 5 лет назад +15

    Bills got some balls

  • @hendrixfreak85
    @hendrixfreak85 5 лет назад +319

    "soul of a women was created below." -Led Zeppelin

    • @petermatthew5032
      @petermatthew5032 5 лет назад +2

      dark

    • @samdog8087
      @samdog8087 5 лет назад +3

      Jake Holmes wrote that

    • @jaimhaas5170
      @jaimhaas5170 5 лет назад +3

      Well thought out.

    • @jimfritz9503
      @jimfritz9503 4 года назад +6

      Jimmy Page " borrowed" that. Til he was sued by the real author. Just like " Whole lotta love" and many many more.

    • @samdog8087
      @samdog8087 4 года назад +5

      @@jimfritz9503 LZ 1 hardly had anything original on it.

  • @ryj2848
    @ryj2848 6 лет назад +16

    shit. that story makes even more leary about getting married to someone. then again he probably saw some red flags along the way but chose to ignore them.

  • @evanschulte6153
    @evanschulte6153 5 лет назад +1

    Comedians like bill burr have to be the most sane people in the world. Just living to amuse himself through finding humor in other people's problems. Its amazinf

  • @rodneybernard7094
    @rodneybernard7094 4 года назад +4

    Dude your awesome...PREACH THAT TRUTH!!!

  • @mskransrocks1
    @mskransrocks1 6 лет назад +40

    Toward the end you read the letter from the guy who 'thinks' his wife might be cheating.
    She asks him how he'd feel if she were cheating. He then goes into her favorite show being a woman that constantly and consistently cheats. She then tells him she's been talking to, and hanging out with her old high school crush.
    First off...cheating or not she's manipulating the hell out of him. Using mental and emotional manipulation to make him feel bad...and she's obviously doing so on purpose.
    That dude is totally foqued !
    In the first place it's obvious he's a U.K. citizen. The way he worded the letter, along with certain words(like mum instead of mom) shows that.
    As a 'man' in the feminazi controlled U.K. he'll get obliterated in a divorce. He won't get his daughter (as he stated would be a huge concern for him..as with any good dad).
    Even if he has proof positive she's a cheating, wretched piece of garbage, any u.k. lawyer she gets will go the feminazi route...and most likely any evidence he has against her...will be used to say she cheated because of his mistrust...and I guarantee his lawyer will pansy down so as not to get his law credentials revoked. "GUARANTEED".
    ...And the u.s. ain't any different.
    It ain't a matter of right or wrong, or justice....but fear of 'public opinion' ...which we all know is controlled by the media...which is controlled by the feminazi left.
    Dude...is screwed...and not in any kind of good way.
    Nope... he's taking 'sky scraper' sideways without even spit for lube...right in the caboose...for eternity.
    ...and his daughter will be being raised by the manipulative cheating skank...to be just like her mother.
    To use up guys and throw them away.
    I'd say someone should warn her old high school crush about her...but that foquer 'deserves' what he gets.
    ...and he'll get it...mark my words. A cheating manipulator...will continue being just that.
    What ?....you think the 'old crush' don't know she's married ?...or a sneaking conniver ?
    He'd have to be plain stupid to not know...and even dumber to think he's somehow special to her...and that she wouldn't do that exact same thing when she gets bored with him.
    Completely "Daft"!

    • @Corey-tp2eo
      @Corey-tp2eo 6 лет назад +2

      If I ever get married, I'm making 100% sure it's not some cheating uncommunicative lying cunt. I would rather take clingy and jealous over that shit, at least I would know she's not going anywhere. I am not giving away half of my shit.

    • @don8668
      @don8668 6 лет назад +4

      Women always get custody even if they are a POS person or parent.

    • @alexanderbaker4083
      @alexanderbaker4083 5 лет назад +1

      Corey 742617000027 they don’t always stay clingy and jealous, and that’s also not to say their eyes won’t wander. Shit changes, especially when you’re committing to a lifetime with someone. Just my two cents.

    • @sirbader1
      @sirbader1 3 года назад

      You are a wise man, Michael. Godspeed.

    • @mskransrocks1
      @mskransrocks1 3 года назад +2

      @@sirbader1 I appreciate your kind words Sir Bader.

  • @johnmccall5576
    @johnmccall5576 5 лет назад +196

    In the 1980s and 1990s....women who died their hair were the girls we wanted to date. Today it's a warning sign to steer clear.

    • @davidpoole7098
      @davidpoole7098 5 лет назад +39

      It really depends on the color and style. It's like nature. The most vibrantly colored animals are often poisonous so other animals know to stay away/not eat them.

    • @galfleming6770
      @galfleming6770 5 лет назад +14

      No they weren't. They've always been loons.

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 4 года назад +1

      just like snakes

    • @onepunchflan3071
      @onepunchflan3071 4 года назад +13

      @@galfleming6770 I think they had coloured hair back then from music culture like punk/rock or acid house and other dance music. Feminists have hijacked the look so that's why they mostly seem like loons. Or they idolise Billy elish with her blue algae hair

    • @dner75-xh9le
      @dner75-xh9le 4 года назад +3

      So true. Dyed hair used to mean easy. Now it's a warning signal: STEER CLEAR OF THIS FREAK!

  • @cpt.roosto2097
    @cpt.roosto2097 3 года назад +1

    The first couple minutes got me rolling with laughter. Bill Burr rocks!

    • @glennarcher6
      @glennarcher6 2 года назад

      He does the best white triggered feminist voice of all time. Not even Dave can do it better🤣

  • @glennarcher6
    @glennarcher6 2 года назад +4

    Bill was spot on. The extreme left make the extreme right look sane

    • @richardparkinson2842
      @richardparkinson2842 2 года назад

      At least the wiser choice

    • @JonDoe-007
      @JonDoe-007 2 года назад

      Wokeness, feminism, blm, cancel culture, and trans bushit, it all adds up to one putrid smelling party. But trump worshiping Republicans are worse.

  • @Beemernow
    @Beemernow 5 лет назад +2

    Bill's condescending laugh is the best ever!

  • @hanfpeter3742
    @hanfpeter3742 6 лет назад +14

    Not only is he married to a 2 yr old, its has to be his daughter... lol

  • @donguapo7862
    @donguapo7862 Год назад +2

    "I know there's gotta be something more important than bathrooms...we already got bathrooms...pick 1" 😂

  • @ronaldogilley4274
    @ronaldogilley4274 3 года назад +4

    The evil Bill Burr laugh is the best🤣🤣🤣

  • @curiouscale
    @curiouscale 5 лет назад +8

    " ... No I wouldn't ... But YOU should." 😂 9:30

  • @Slugfest1969
    @Slugfest1969 6 лет назад +14

    The name of the show on Netflix is Gypsy. And based on how MY marriage ended I could only make it through a couple of episodes before I said "fuck this."

  • @jaybouchard5997
    @jaybouchard5997 3 года назад +1

    If you f up it’s your fault
    If they f up it’s because of something you did
    7:45 pure facts

  • @Squeakypickles619
    @Squeakypickles619 4 года назад +10

    Bill burr is just wonderful
    Could listen to him forever gives me hope knowing theres still some people out there with common sense

  • @randymarsh5088
    @randymarsh5088 4 года назад

    Vancouverite here and I’m honestly surprised there was only one person like this at your show

  • @InterDimensionalLizard
    @InterDimensionalLizard 6 лет назад +35

    He should not have married her.

  • @ryanwilliams4223
    @ryanwilliams4223 2 года назад +1

    Without Feminists & Millennial's i'm convinced Bill Burr wouldn't exist he thrives off this shit and we love it.

  • @michalyne
    @michalyne 3 года назад +21

    You can trigger a feminist with the simple question of "What do you bring to a relationship"?

  • @dale8809
    @dale8809 5 лет назад +10

    George Carlin said truly offensive stuff (best comic ever IMO) and people get upset over Bill Burr? He's a comedian!!! It just jokes!!!

    • @christopherkeeth7487
      @christopherkeeth7487 5 лет назад +3

      Carlins also been dead for 11 years which is right around the time all the PC shit starting to get really bad. George picked the perfect time to say Fuck this I'm out of here. Remember the stand up where Bill talks about wearing out your welcome and talks about Walt Disney? Well replace Walt Disney with George. Because if George was here today it would rain fire from the sky. From both him and his detractors and it would not be pretty. And George had plenty of pushback when he was here. It just wasn't this bad yet.

    • @4Mikes4Mindset4
      @4Mikes4Mindset4 5 лет назад

      Truth dipped in sugar

  • @caniac1230
    @caniac1230 6 лет назад +24

    Californication was one of the greatest shows of all time

    • @electroplaque
      @electroplaque 6 лет назад +3

      It was pretty good, but only if the repetition doesn't bother you. I mean every season had the same exact stupid drama, everything around that was great though.

    • @don8668
      @don8668 6 лет назад +4

      Great show but totally unrealistic for 99.99% of the guys out there. Very few guys will never know what it is like to be irresistible to most women that they meet. Most men dream about being Hank Moody but most will never come close to being him (unless you are super rich with the perfect body).

    • @marcosreal11
      @marcosreal11 5 лет назад

      First two seasons were thd best, before it got strange and they changed the voices on the Spanish dubbing.

    • @backbone93
      @backbone93 3 года назад

      Totally
      Karen is so hot
      But after watching it a few times hank gets annoying imo

  • @elliottk3842
    @elliottk3842 4 года назад +3

    Leave your money at home and bring your snatch 😂🤣

  • @luminous6969
    @luminous6969 5 лет назад +19

    We all know she's already cheating on him and is just gauging his reaction by wording it as a hypothetical question.

  • @corpo_ethereal2744
    @corpo_ethereal2744 2 года назад

    Love Bill Burr, man.

  • @simongilchrist3329
    @simongilchrist3329 6 лет назад +20

    Budweiser??!! I’m offended AF!

  • @Manimal230
    @Manimal230 5 лет назад +5

    "You don't have to be a genius to read these tea leaves..." LOL I lost my shit at that point. Dude's wife is definitely cheating on him or about to. RIP bruv

  • @TheMinorsRap
    @TheMinorsRap 3 года назад +6

    Yeah my baby mom started going out to bars and acting like she was in college again after our son was born. Kinda similar shit to this story.
    End of story is, I kicked her out and I am a single father now.

  • @zerg9523
    @zerg9523 3 года назад +3

    Woman : _”they said it was full and it wasn’t “_
    Doorman : _”no i said she was full”_

  • @RandomCentral707
    @RandomCentral707 4 года назад +3

    4:10 this is why he’s the god lmao

  • @thomasf.5768
    @thomasf.5768 6 лет назад +2

    You should do *voice* *overs* !!!!! Have your agent look into you getting your own cartoon show where you are doing voices. But more importantly, it would be a show of you giving guys your stellar advice & wisdom.

  • @MidTierVillain
    @MidTierVillain 6 лет назад +136

    _"I'm a bald headed red head.. "_
    Billy *Logical Thinker* Burr

    • @Corey-tp2eo
      @Corey-tp2eo 6 лет назад +27

      His hair is still red other places man

    • @troysmall5482
      @troysmall5482 6 лет назад +3

      Such a profound and inspiring statement. What an example!👏

    • @tracystephens5014
      @tracystephens5014 6 лет назад +6

      "Boohoo, make me my own room..WAAAHH" I lost it, funnier than shit! 2:01

    • @RashtaEinthisB
      @RashtaEinthisB 6 лет назад +3

      still got facial hair lol

    • @pietikke5598
      @pietikke5598 6 лет назад

      Lol

  • @beatricebrown6581
    @beatricebrown6581 Год назад

    “Franny Face-Value.” Why didn’t I discover this legendary phrase sooner? 🙏🏻🙏🏻

  • @meandmetoo8436
    @meandmetoo8436 6 лет назад +18

    Yea men are always told "it's full"

  • @shanepresnal5528
    @shanepresnal5528 6 лет назад +1

    "That sucks cuz the fun was over" I feel ya I love a good exchange too

  • @marlonmoncrieffe0728
    @marlonmoncrieffe0728 5 лет назад +47

    'Mad Men' featured a cheating protagonist but he was a broken man and his affairs were not seen as liberating his spirit; more like burying his issues.

    • @aintnuthinbutathang1646
      @aintnuthinbutathang1646 5 лет назад +6

      Ya good point, there are many male and female characters like that in shows but with the male characters there's always a tone of "he's deeply flawed and a lost soul in some ways" and with the female characters there's a tone of it being liberating and all "ya you go girl!".

    • @TheGhostofMrArthurs
      @TheGhostofMrArthurs 5 лет назад +8

      Mad Men is one of 2 completely perfect TV shows, and Don Draper is one of the greatest characters ever created, in no way should it be compared to trash like that

    • @ParksRec
      @ParksRec 4 года назад

      Crimson Shadow what’s the other perfect show?

    • @haydengoodall6767
      @haydengoodall6767 3 года назад

      @@ParksRec Perfect Strangers!?, what else could it be.

  • @ufarkingicehole
    @ufarkingicehole 3 года назад +1

    Bill is a freaking savage but the guy tells the truth !

  • @nathenism
    @nathenism 6 лет назад +7

    bill you start drinking good beer you'll get spoiled

  • @sign543
    @sign543 5 лет назад +1

    It must be so freeing to not only be able to say anything you want anytime you want...but to GET PAID BIG to do it 😂

  • @dorianeri2077
    @dorianeri2077 5 лет назад +6

    haha this guy is to real, the world needs more ppl like him.

  • @McconneIIRet
    @McconneIIRet 4 года назад +1

    7:14 Why am I not surprised at all that there's a show on Netflix like that?

  • @ourvaluesarewhoweareinadem4093
    @ourvaluesarewhoweareinadem4093 3 года назад +5

    Every person I've ever known who has idealized their childhood/teenage years and wanted to go back to them has been a terrible person. It is a giant red flag for someone with a completely undeveloped and/or maldeveloped personality.

  • @kikoredog
    @kikoredog 3 года назад

    "don't get upset the way im getting upset ...for you" lmao

  • @whitejesus983
    @whitejesus983 5 лет назад +10

    I give himm two more years till he goes full George Carlin!

    • @TheCruelbeans
      @TheCruelbeans 4 года назад +1

      Rat shit bat shit dirty old twat. Sixty nine assholes tied in a knot, hurray lizard shit...FUCK. -george carlin

  • @coreyk4218
    @coreyk4218 4 года назад

    Life isn't supposed to be good brother. You are strong. Take care of yourself. Be happy as you can't be alone. Love will seek you out.

  • @Casket1488
    @Casket1488 4 года назад +7

    Comics have it pretty rough these days. It seems like you’re not allowed to offend anybody. I think Jerry Seinfeld called it the death of comedy

  • @DMichaelAtLarge
    @DMichaelAtLarge 4 года назад +1

    The marriage is already over. Start documenting her cheating so you can try to get custody of your daughter in court.

  • @robisrael1
    @robisrael1 6 лет назад +41

    i'm 5ft 6' and i deserve all i get lol. great show bill 👍🏻

    • @5t9rm
      @5t9rm 6 лет назад

      Joe Arguin how tall are you lol?

    • @bjarke7886
      @bjarke7886 6 лет назад

      180 :( in Denmark

    • @JoocyPump
      @JoocyPump 6 лет назад +3

      180 isn't short though

    • @bjarke7886
      @bjarke7886 6 лет назад +1

      In denmark it is

    • @JoocyPump
      @JoocyPump 6 лет назад +1

      isn't 180 like the average there though?

  • @FranciumBoron
    @FranciumBoron 4 года назад +1

    2:02 "Boo hoo! Make me my own room! *[WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!]"*

  • @JeffreyGillespie
    @JeffreyGillespie 3 года назад +8

    I've been on thousands of dates in my life and I can count on one hand the number of "feminists" who picked up the check.

  • @TYLRMN8R
    @TYLRMN8R 3 года назад

    Bill burr sounds like a GTA radio commentator that just talks while you drive
    Amazing

  • @prison_wallet_thief
    @prison_wallet_thief 6 лет назад +68

    They should make that show where a dude sleeps around on his wife to feel free and young again.

  • @dannygreen5477
    @dannygreen5477 3 года назад +1

    How do you write women so well?
    "I think of a man. And I take away reason and accountability. Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here!"
    -Jack Nicholson's character from As Good as it Gets

  • @TheEvolver311
    @TheEvolver311 5 лет назад +11

    You don't have to be a genius to read these tea leaves

  • @AlmightyJabroni
    @AlmightyJabroni 3 года назад

    Lmao! "Leave your money at home and bring your snatch"