WESTERN KARATE IS TOO OP - Relatable Anime Memes
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Gun-fu is so versatile... works in close range, Mid range, long range combat....as long as you're not disarmed.
7 feet is the safe distance, beneath that range it is not as useful, stabfu is more useful at that range.
If all else fails remember to use the art of Bayonet-fu
@@livedandletdieI see. We’re using British cqc techniques.
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Or run out of ammo
Gun-fu is too op. It has range and speed
Fallout 4 anime time 😂
Real
“First you get wrist control… then you pull out your gun”
_Gunfu 101_
I wish gun-fu worked in Bloodborne unfortunately in blood guns are able as useful for killing a person as a leaf
gloc kwon do
Ahh yes, the most powerful Martial Art technique: *The Glock.*
Gunfu
You've learned Gunkata
Wrong there is a stronger art...The AK 47!
Special move! Cold Clock!
@@LetoShade AK-50!
"No! I poop from there!"
"Uh! Not tonight you don't!"
Pomf =3
*zarbon noises*
@@ditto7047 vegeta blew out his backside.
Goku: “I heard your pretty strong.”
SpongeBob: “And I heard your always ready.
Goku & Spongebob: “Let’s Fight.”
Girl with glock-fu: *smirks*
*you're
30 billion Spongebobs vs goku who wins?
@@kajaraci There's a non zero chance that Goku would drown.
5:04 There's something even more funnier in Uzaki, both the father and the son saw Sakurai's dragon, and were chocked about how brave would be Uzaki to ride it (and she canonically did)
wHAT
@@LoraLoibu yup
Sometimes innocent ones have the dirtiest of minds
Potatoe with $20 is now a permanent fixture of his decor! And we love it!
Asian: secret technique: Dragon fire Reversal somersault!!!
Western: GUN!
It's called Gun-kata, and John Wick makes it look good
I wish it was standard curricular. :(
6:25 What do you mean Noble? Women don't poop. Everyone knows that.
Then what have I been eating this whole time?
Ok this one hurt me a little too
Good, you deserve it.
Yeah everyone knows they go to the womans bathrooms flower field.
4:35 her name is hancock, you can't make this shit up.
One of the only people i've seen who seem to notice that. Or at least i'm suprised I havent seen much people joke of her name or what not
Hancock is a real name, that's why.
It's normally a male name though.
@@jason4443 i know it's a real name, it dosen't make it any less funny for her to be named that.
8:39 If anyone is interested, the manga is "Ano Toki Tasukete Itadaita Monster Musume desu," literally just came across it the other day when I was bored, as you can tell from the name, "Monster Musume," what it entails
THANK YOU for find this manga
I like this
Basically, she's a kraken, and the teacher is in for a tentacle ride
10:16 It's not just a black belt... ... ... it's GUNMETAL BLACK BELT(just wash it a few times!)
10:15 It's called Pewjitsu, the art of never losing.😎🇺🇸
It doesn't lose a straight fight. Alas, intrigue can slay even the greatest warrior.
2:45 Ironically, the pilot of that Gundam Exia, Setsuna F. Seiei, have an iconic catchphrase that is "I Am Gundam"
Brother?
I have to say the guy at 2:37 made me think of Trowa from Gundam Wing.
A couple of these hit too close to home.
Yeah😂
5:16 I couldn't hear you down there, all the way up here at 185.928 centimeters.😏
But being real,as a tall guy myself 6”2’ [I only know freedom units] it’s inconvenient sometimes cause you need to slightly bend for SO MANY THINGS
@@NeonValkyrieGaming But think of all the help you can do in reaching up above, where others cannot.😎👍
185,928
Hm, interesting old school code
3:32 Damn. Missing the Sakura reference too XD
Imagining little Noble being yeeted into a pool waterfall wall, sliding down the tiles, down to a toddler floating chair, looking back at the relative, "Again, not-the-momma! Again!"
6:13
Not if you're doing it right. It is proper backdoor etiquette to make sure it's clean first.
Old AMVs were neat.
Shame a lot of them got copyrighted into oblivion.
🎩
🐍 no step on snek! 🇭🇰🇺🇸
I Love em🥰 for workin out too
My favourite was the Bleach AMV set to Marilyn Manson's The Beautiful People. It was very well structured and wasn't just an abridged episode compilation with music playing over it like so many I've seen.
@@NeinBreaker Yes🥰 It feels like its more difficult to find &ood ones nowadays🤔
1:40 I feel ya man. While I'm divorced now, I have put children with my genes into the world. I no longer seek a mate.
I also apologize to my children for the genes they received from me.
10:13
This is not even karate, this is the John Wick fighting lessons.
Gun kata is real martial art honestly it’s the most terrifying martial art 😰
I immediately thought of the movie Equilibrium on that meme.
6:37 i never knew, nor wanted to know that such a term exists. Thanks noble.
1:35, This is me. Minus the traumatized part (unless observing your parents count) and talking to a friend. I don't have friends.
That trauma counts as two. Well live but at what cost?
Relatable. IRL friends are practically nonexistent.
Getting poop on your sosig, this is why Tails always hated Sonic for feeding him chilli-dogs all these years, lol.
10:06 Firearms are a form of martial art.
Merriam-Webster defines it as "any of several arts of combat and self-defense (such as karate and judo) that are widely practiced as sport."
Yeah, gives karate and judo as an example but learning how to use a firearm is a type of art of combat and self-defense, especially for sport.
noble didn't notice that potato took his 20 bucks again
10:06 *Equilibrium intensifies*
Great movie. Seems like a hidden gem.
9:23 and here we hear Nobles Jaco the galactic patrolman impression
Noble called it an entrance :P
Lost Pause, I loved this video so much, I had to hit the like button!
57,000¥!?! That's one expensive ass meal... The food better have been worth it at that price
I can tell by the style Neko is still editing! Keep up the good work, bud!
Thank you for the videos
I think I found what manga that the Naruto parody at 3:14 came from. It's called "High School Family (Kokosei Kazoku)".
Holly totopos with salsa! I haven't noticed how dirty that mic is! Somebody give noble some cleaning wipes 🤣🤣🤣
8:08
Yeet the child
Man I gotta reread Yotsuba XD Anyways keep up the amazing videos Noble
The difference between Medieval Martial Arts (MMA) and Eastern Martial Arts is that in the east, the peasantry class was banned from wielding any kind of weapon, but in Europe it was common practice for the peasantry to wield and weapon and was actually preferred as they were required to bring their own weapons and armor when drafter for war. As such Eastern philosophies focused on purely unarmed combat while western philosophies were allowed to utilize the full extent of all kinds of armed melee combat and reflect such.
4:10 ahh yes, "Sorry but I'm not into yuri" is a good manga indeed
That last comic man
Noble Senpai I just want to say you are a man after my own heart I too have taken to putting on video game music on RUclips while doing my workout great times it keeps you motivated until the end
Noble had to take those BIG "steppies"
That drawing was funny 😂
Definitely wasn't expecting a High School Family clip. I hope that gets an anime
Everytime I hear dophamine, a picture of Baki just flashes in my mind.
8:06
Pfft!
(Snickers)
8:00 Yotsuba is what Anya was before Anya was invented.
Never felt more attacked when noble singled out men that are 5’8”
"you may have powerful martial arts but i have yet to see anyone beat my GUN-FU" *mag dumps the poor sap*
HELL YEAH GUNDAM!!!
Never a bad time for offbrand meme 🤣 and Glock Breathing is top tier just like in Demon Slayer
Cool vid bro.😺
2:05 Just tell her that she needed to get one more answer right before she got a good score.
8:45 I only slap myself when I do something painfully stupid. I have thankfully trained myself of focusing on something via my peripherals so as to avoid getting caught in this particular situation
8:36 the manga is "the girl monster I saved" it has good plot. The girl shown is an octopus monster girl.
I don't know what in this Video reminded me of it, but I tried so hard to remember a quote from Polly in Monstrous Regiment concerning how the _Sock_ makes her act and think different, but I just can't remember it!
And for some reason, that upsets me immensly!
Super Nice
That's a lot of stuff
6:12 I mean these are the questions you have to ask 🤣 and the answer is that, if they don’t clean and prepare beforehand, yes there’s a possibility.
Id like to see noble talk about 100 girlfriends
1:17
Literally me fr fr
10:07 I posses the greatest Jutsu of all *Pop-A-Glock no Jutsu*
A 5'4" man is perfect! He's fun sized and a teddy bear to snuggle up with! 😁
6:12 - 6:43 - Also: Without going into detail, there are things that can be done to make sure that doesn't happen... And now I'm reminded of the song "Good Lookin".
Bro it’s been a while since I’ve seen a Silver Spoon and BECK Mongolian Chop Squad memes at the end.
2:30 Never underestimate the positive influence of the derp thoughts.
6:33 i call the back door nougat stomping
11:54 it's not a lack of the correct mindset... It's a power-move - he's asserting dominance. XD
4:55 jokes on you, i'm taller than him!
THE N64 MARIOKART MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUNND WAS THE ABSOLUTE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
is that the lad !? the man himself ?! the giga chad of memes !?
And I think that fighting style that the girl was talking about talking about our Master the style of the West it's called called Krav Maga💯😅😅😅 10:14
8:58 A Sociologist by the name of Norah Vincent did conclude after living 18 months as a man documented in her Book "Self-Made Man" that Male Sexuality is mostly Physical and slightly mental while a Women's Sexuality is entirely Mental. She'll say it on some Interviews if you care to watch them for benefit. I'm considering Getting her book because it's one of the Rare Sociological Counter-arguments against the almost Propagandized Academia in the West.
everyone apparently liked to draw in class. and according to Noble, everyone made cool stuff like Mechas and Anime Girls. every time i made little drawings, all i´ve got where axes, hatchets and (sometimes some) daggers.
Noble that happened to me that one time
8:45 is a manga about a isikai hero turned teacher how teaches monster girls.
10:14 hey it’s been historically proven that one marine with a machine gun can beat over a hundred martial arts masters
6:48 Ohoho, you'll definitely like Gf21 then
You can say “You got lovely “eyes.”” Then wink at her.
Gun-fu: exists
Guevara: Nah, I’d win.
12:26
When another dude takes the urinal right next to yours: 😠
When he leans over and starts talking to you about random stuff: 😱
8:48 Don't be fooled by such slander. As a man i can say that not all men go crazy about big boobs. Personally i prefer them on the smaller size. But what I care the most about is clothes, which is why im also bi. People are seriously sleeping on how important fashion is, they only think about how expensive it is.
There were at least 5 urinals. That man was plenty within his right to be in that middle one. The rules clearly state that there must be at least 1 space in-between you and the next guy and there was clearly enough space on either side of him for another person to go while staying within the bounds of the code.
In fact, I'd place the blame on the person waiting as the code states that it's against the rules to watch another bro pee as it is "Not cool bro".
The real Rasen-gun..
8:38 just so u guys know. She is an octopus girl so do what you want with that.
Sometimes my legs get stuck on chairs
8:41 I recognize that manga but I don’t remember the name but that’s the old op hero that became a teacher in a school with monsters and the highest rank was monster girls
My bloodline ends with me, too.
10:11 Western Karate Techniques, mastered by Sasuke in Full Metal Panic Fumoffu
Always keep your kung-fu loaded!
A few days ago we had a math test. Even though I studied, I did poorly, but my friends and I were laughing because I received 1 point, one of them 0.5 points and the other 0 points. I had the most points XDD
4:07 I NEED THE SAUCE!!!
It's Called "I'm not into yuri"
5'8 Kings represent!
Brah, I always draw in class since… elementary, middle, and high school 😂😂😂
that black belt shoulda been an ammo belt