STORY AT 21:00 - Just toss a lot of Sugar Cubes into his bushes and grass close to his doors and windows, on top of his roof to slowly dissolve into his drains. The ants will do the rest.
When I was in the army a loooong time ago, there was a guy who had a killer surround system in the shacks, Unfortunately, he was my neighbour. He liked to come home drunk from the bar and play the first half of Full Metal Jacket ( my windows and closet doors would vibrate along with Sgt.Hartman) This woke everyone up, but none of us could get him to stop. I was the only shift worker, and would have to go to work much earlier than everyone else. So this meant that I would be going to work with little to no sleep multiple times a week. Something had to give. One day I noticed that he had rearranged his room so that his bed was up against the wall with my crappy little stereo. Malicious Come uppance activated. every early shift that he woke me up, I would turn my speakers round and hit play on a song that that I put on repeat and go to work. Now, I not a complete dink, no need for anyone else to suffer anymore than he had already made us- I turned it up just loud enough for him to hear. He would have to listen to that 1 song over and over for hours. Like I had to be to work for 0500 but his start time was at 0800. So for 2-3 hours a day he had to listen to the Barenaked Ladies "If I Had a Million Dollars" on repeat. If took a few months of him complaining to his bro's before someone pointed out to him that maybe, if he wasn't such a dick he might be able to sleep in. I lost the war in the end, but that battle victory was mine. It's been 30 years but every time I hear that song on the radio , I smile knowing that every time He hears it, He will always think of me, and my petty revenge.
Why not just put up a sign that reads, FREE HEDGE -- just dig it up and take it away? (We were lucky when our parent palo verde tree died of old age. A neighbor wanted the wood and cut it down and into pieces for us.)
Hi Rob, Re: Last Story! I live in Quebec, and when I was younger My Aunt came to visit us from Europe, My Parents lived in a single dwelling (Cottage, Main floor, upstairs two bedrooms, and un-finished basement) and our Next door neighbour lived in a six-plex ( Previous neighbour sold his house to a developer and he built it), Any way During my Aunt's stay one of the tenants decided to play a record on repeat , This was the 70s and the song he/she played was Tina Charles' " I Love to Love " Over and Over and Over at full volume! All Sunday afternoon and at the end of the day My Aunt asked me to Buy the Record so she could give it to her son LOL !! I Guess it was Played so often she got used to it LOL!
2 meters is 6’6” not 7’ as stated in the Germany story. I know this as in the UK we use a confusing mixture of decimal and imperial measurements and one of the many inconsistencies was the social distancing measurement. It was usually displayed as 6 feet, 2 meters on the same sign which did cause a few arguments.
@@aliencat11 Ah, but with a whole band and specialists! If we'd been born sooner my brother and I could have burped (brother) and sneezed (me) for them.
There was that story where the guy put concert speakers on his floor to blast his downstairs neighbors. Among songs he also included sine wave, square wave and a third one I forget.
Had a walk-in closet towards the neighbors apartment (Biker), that i put speakers in. He had a party every weekend, Nonstop music for 10-12h every friday and saturday night. So i just set up Bailando on repeat for a few weekends.
@@cchastant8251 He had a stern talk with me and a friend after we stole 3 cases of beer. I was 16 and lived alone, he lowered the volume and occasionally invited me.
I'm curious what would happen if that one OP applied for unemployment. Would the boss tell the Governments man to shut up and go away when they try to point out the extra money on OP's cheques?
For a song to drive someone crazy… the avocado song. You can find it on RUclips. Ok… I just searched for it to make sure, it’s more officially called ‘Dr. Jean’s Banana Song’, but it’s the first one that pops up when I search for avocado song.
That's exactly what he meant he was receiving overtime twice, which is kind of awesome and yeah I wonder why is boss ran his company into the ground! LOL
I used to play some online games and I would let random people in my group pick the song my personal music started from and keep it going for around an hour. They got really good at coming up with bad songs for me. The worst song I was forced to endure was a song by "School Gyrls" called "Going to the Mall." Also up near the top was Riley Reid's rap song and the 10 hour (though I only listened for 1 hour) "Gandalf Sax" thing.
My Irritate the FUCK out of them Playlist is: This Is The Song That NEVER Ends... I'm Henry The Eighth I Am, Henry The Eighth I Am I AM... It's A Small World After All... Baby Shark... My Torture them Playlist is: Bagpipes played by an ULTRA-ENTHUSIASTIC Hyperactive ADHD Tone-Deaf 5 year old that has less musical talent that a lump of granite... This Is The Song That NEVER Ends... Bagpipes played by an ULTRA-ENTHUSIASTIC Hyperactive ADHD Tone-Deaf 5 year old that has less musical talent that a lump of granite... I'm Henry The Eighth I Am, Henry The Eighth I Am I AM... Bagpipes played by an ULTRA-ENTHUSIASTIC Hyperactive ADHD Tone-Deaf 5 year old that has less musical talent that a lump of granite... It's A Small World After All... Bagpipes played by an ULTRA-ENTHUSIASTIC Hyperactive ADHD Tone-Deaf 5 year old that has less musical talent that a lump of granite... Baby Shark... Both Playlists are of course on constant repeat... Yes! I am quite aware of just how Sadistic both of these are (the latter FAR more than the former)... No! I don't care... 😈😈😈😈😈😈
Friend of a friend had problems with neighbors playing mariachi music until the wee hours, police came out when they felt like it, and had little effect. He borrowed some really good speakers from a friend and started playing bagpipe dirges every time the neighbors got obnoxious. "My ethnic music trumps their ethnic music." Police came out once, and talked to both sides, not wanting the paperwork involved in arresting anyone.... Neighborhood was quieter after that.
Music for annoying neighbors? How about old time American Country & Western music? Not the newer stuff, I'm talking the 1940's and 50's, The Sons of the Pioneers, Hank Willians SENIOR, Red Sovine and such. Great music for techno European music enthusiasts (or most anyone else), don't you think?
Demanding anyone show to work early for 15 minutes a day unpaid is bs. Even if time theft occured that doesn't mean they can steal your time. Dude is 1000% wrong on that.
Good video. As for the music I would play either 1 of 3 songs 1 lamb chops play along this is the song that never ends 2 the Animaniacs with Waco yaco and dot 3 the bugs bunny and tweety show . In any case he will either be as crazy as Tasmania devil or he will learn to shut up . In any case he may at some point act like a cartoon villain and may be seen as a joke and have to move at that point 😆 🤣 😂 😹
I would play random music but all of it being the "song but x" and also rigged to constantly pitch like the sheperd tone. The effect for the infinite stairs in mario 64.
Here's what I would do I would take each individual thing with a laptops computers cell phones whatever right I'd also pack the chargers separately the battery separately the mouse the keyboard separately whatever equipment they gave and I make sure I wrap it up real good as much bubble wrap as possible then I would take those boxes and put them in the biggest box they post office has put each individual box inside the center of their own each individual giant boxes then take a bunch of gallon size Ziploc bags of either sand or rice and pack it all neatly around them and now you went from something that's a few pounds to something that's closer to 50
I'm sorry, am I missing something? Dude works all day, goes home and enjoys working on his own property to make it look better and add pride and value to his life. He obeys all laws and doesn't play "8:02pm" games. You are mad that your trendy appartment was made by the lowest bidder and has shitty soundproofing with paper walls and single pane windows This belongs in r/AmITheAsshole And the answer is yes.
Oh, anything by Tiny Tim. Creepy, annoying, and SURE to dig itself into your brain. Heck. I still have moments of having that insane bit of my brain suddenly play clips of Tiptoe through the Tulips or Livi'n in the Sunlight at the worst of times. And last time I listened to those were in 2008.
I'm doing your work and you are calling me unprofessional? The Chadness is strong with this one! Enjoy the really, really, really bad presentation you have.
STORY AT 21:00 - Just toss a lot of Sugar Cubes into his bushes and grass close to his doors and windows, on top of his roof to slowly dissolve into his drains. The ants will do the rest.
When I was in the army a loooong time ago, there was a guy who had a killer surround system in the shacks, Unfortunately, he was my neighbour. He liked to come home drunk from the bar and play the first half of Full Metal Jacket ( my windows and closet doors would vibrate along with Sgt.Hartman) This woke everyone up, but none of us could get him to stop. I was the only shift worker, and would have to go to work much earlier than everyone else. So this meant that I would be going to work with little to no sleep multiple times a week. Something had to give. One day I noticed that he had rearranged his room so that his bed was up against the wall with my crappy little stereo. Malicious Come uppance activated. every early shift that he woke me up, I would turn my speakers round and hit play on a song that that I put on repeat and go to work. Now, I not a complete dink, no need for anyone else to suffer anymore than he had already made us- I turned it up just loud enough for him to hear. He would have to listen to that 1 song over and over for hours. Like I had to be to work for 0500 but his start time was at 0800. So for 2-3 hours a day he had to listen to the Barenaked Ladies "If I Had a Million Dollars" on repeat. If took a few months of him complaining to his bro's before someone pointed out to him that maybe, if he wasn't such a dick he might be able to sleep in. I lost the war in the end, but that battle victory was mine. It's been 30 years but every time I hear that song on the radio , I smile knowing that every time He hears it, He will always think of me, and my petty revenge.
Herman's Hermits "Henry the VIII, I am" for the last one. Love listening to your channel.
last story: two words
Hamster Dance
I gasped when OP talked about the payroll and getting overpaid. That's another level of dumb from his ex-boss.
2. If that guy hadn't reviewed the presentation this would have been nuclear.
That last story Rob , I would blast Crazy Train!🤘😆
baby shark... on repeat for hours
"Never going to give you up..." Rob, you are my favorite horrible person!
I play death metal. Make my neighbors suffer hell’s torment lol.
Why not just put up a sign that reads, FREE HEDGE -- just dig it up and take it away? (We were lucky when our parent palo verde tree died of old age. A neighbor wanted the wood and cut it down and into pieces for us.)
Hi Rob, Re: Last Story! I live in Quebec, and when I was younger My Aunt came to visit us from Europe, My Parents lived in a single dwelling (Cottage, Main floor, upstairs two bedrooms, and un-finished basement) and our Next door neighbour lived in a six-plex ( Previous neighbour sold his house to a developer and he built it), Any way During my Aunt's stay one of the tenants decided to play a record on repeat , This was the 70s and the song he/she played was Tina Charles' " I Love to Love " Over and Over and Over at full volume! All Sunday afternoon and at the end of the day My Aunt asked me to Buy the Record so she could give it to her son LOL !! I Guess it was Played so often she got used to it LOL!
Glad to see I wasn't the only person who thought of the song that never ends
I’d 100% play ram ranch on repeat
Why would a small, struggling startup think they can act that way? They'll never be a big company
Hey Rob. Thanks for the stories. Have a great day
I was thinking baby shark as well...I'm sure we could come up with a Horrendous Playlist for that jackwagon.
2 meters is 6’6” not 7’ as stated in the Germany story. I know this as in the UK we use a confusing mixture of decimal and imperial measurements and one of the many inconsistencies was the social distancing measurement. It was usually displayed as 6 feet, 2 meters on the same sign which did cause a few arguments.
Odd, I'm getting a lot of glitches watching it
Same.
Skip? Back to the beginning of the video.
Speed up? We don't do that here.
Same
Close out the app completely if your on mobil that fixed it for me.
Best music to play to annoy someone - Spike Jones and the City Slickers, any of their large body of work.
Ah, the Weird Al of the 40s.
@@aliencat11 Ah, but with a whole band and specialists! If we'd been born sooner my brother and I could have burped (brother) and sneezed (me) for them.
@@silvercade2184 yup, grew up listing to them. my parents loved them.
@@aliencat11 Same here. You ever heard their 'Pal Yat chee'? "Ain't very sanitary".
Beetlebaum.
This reminded me of the Mexican apartment that had to be renovated and used for a TV show and how that OP got his revenge
With that last story, I would put on africa by Toto and then wait till the neighbour complained..... then put on never gonna give you up.
There was that story where the guy put concert speakers on his floor to blast his downstairs neighbors. Among songs he also included sine wave, square wave and a third one I forget.
Some excellent MC today. Thanks to all OPs and KCC.
Never, ever, EVER work unpaid, period, but definitely not unpaid OVERTIME
Story 2
As a Student, that's how you make some good money... 250 bucks and I'll do it for you 😉
Last one I would play one song rap, then country, then death metal, then Baby Shark, and repeat the styles...
Had a walk-in closet towards the neighbors apartment (Biker), that i put speakers in. He had a party every weekend, Nonstop music for 10-12h every friday and saturday night. So i just set up Bailando on repeat for a few weekends.
So how did it work out for you?
@@cchastant8251 He had a stern talk with me and a friend after we stole 3 cases of beer. I was 16 and lived alone, he lowered the volume and occasionally invited me.
@@Johnnybanarna
Glad to hear it worked out fairly well for you both!
I'm curious what would happen if that one OP applied for unemployment. Would the boss tell the Governments man to shut up and go away when they try to point out the extra money on OP's cheques?
Baby shark needs to be illegal
Morning!! My students are at French/ Mandarin class so I can relax a little! Thanks for this Rob!
For a song to drive someone crazy… the avocado song. You can find it on RUclips. Ok… I just searched for it to make sure, it’s more officially called ‘Dr. Jean’s Banana Song’, but it’s the first one that pops up when I search for avocado song.
The Barney theme song or 99 bottles of beer on the wall.
That's exactly what he meant he was receiving overtime twice, which is kind of awesome and yeah I wonder why is boss ran his company into the ground! LOL
Barney and Barbie Girl.
I used to play some online games and I would let random people in my group pick the song my personal music started from and keep it going for around an hour. They got really good at coming up with bad songs for me. The worst song I was forced to endure was a song by "School Gyrls" called "Going to the Mall." Also up near the top was Riley Reid's rap song and the 10 hour (though I only listened for 1 hour) "Gandalf Sax" thing.
Individual costs less than oversized so the shipper did them the dirtiest they could
I would do a Frank Zappa retrospective. With certain ones at a bit more volume (Bobby Brown goes Down, YOU are What you is etc. etc). Maybe some Tool.
Baby shark on repeat... but only looping on the part ♪♫baby shark doo doo doo doo doooo♫♪
Cup of tea - ✅
Comfy seat - ✅
Cat on lap - ✅
All ready for my Relaxation With Rob ™️ time!
I am paid weekly as an hourly employee
My Irritate the FUCK out of them Playlist is:
This Is The Song That NEVER Ends...
I'm Henry The Eighth I Am, Henry The Eighth I Am I AM...
It's A Small World After All...
Baby Shark...
My Torture them Playlist is:
Bagpipes played by an ULTRA-ENTHUSIASTIC Hyperactive ADHD Tone-Deaf 5 year old that has less musical talent that a lump of granite...
This Is The Song That NEVER Ends...
Bagpipes played by an ULTRA-ENTHUSIASTIC Hyperactive ADHD Tone-Deaf 5 year old that has less musical talent that a lump of granite...
I'm Henry The Eighth I Am, Henry The Eighth I Am I AM...
Bagpipes played by an ULTRA-ENTHUSIASTIC Hyperactive ADHD Tone-Deaf 5 year old that has less musical talent that a lump of granite...
It's A Small World After All...
Bagpipes played by an ULTRA-ENTHUSIASTIC Hyperactive ADHD Tone-Deaf 5 year old that has less musical talent that a lump of granite...
Baby Shark...
Both Playlists are of course on constant repeat...
Yes! I am quite aware of just how Sadistic both of these are (the latter FAR more than the former)...
No! I don't care...
😈😈😈😈😈😈
Ooo so evil I love it!
@@daniellediller5070 Thank You...
Thank You...
I DO Try...
Just ask my Friends, they'll tell you I'm VERY Trying...in ALL senses of the word...
😄😁😆😅😂🤣
Friend of a friend had problems with neighbors playing mariachi music until the wee hours, police came out when they felt like it, and had little effect.
He borrowed some really good speakers from a friend and started playing bagpipe dirges every time the neighbors got obnoxious. "My ethnic music trumps their ethnic music." Police came out once, and talked to both sides, not wanting the paperwork involved in arresting anyone.... Neighborhood was quieter after that.
Last story; he immigrated to the Netherlands and lives right across the street from me.
So, OP, what music did you play?
Thsnks Rob!!!I would play baby shark!
Good afternoon Rob
Music for annoying neighbors? How about old time American Country & Western music? Not the newer stuff, I'm talking the 1940's and 50's, The Sons of the Pioneers, Hank Willians SENIOR, Red Sovine and such. Great music for techno European music enthusiasts (or most anyone else), don't you think?
Good afternoon
Ah...glorious 360p
German story, Who let the dogs out, woof woof woof, woof woof
Btw Rob rocks
Big Rob!
I would play happy happy joy joy by Ren & Stimpy
last story for a song. there is a 10 hour loop of "Beep Beep I'm A Sheep". sure it is a fun little 2 minute and 15 second song but 10 hours of it?
Demanding anyone show to work early for 15 minutes a day unpaid is bs. Even if time theft occured that doesn't mean they can steal your time. Dude is 1000% wrong on that.
Right Said Fred - "I'm Too Sexy"
Enormously funny song, but after a few repeats, the charm might wither a bit...
I would play baby by Justin Beiber. 😈
What music? Pretend We're Dead, by L7. Anyone that's ever played GTA San Andreas will know why.
Merzbow
Good video.
As for the music I would play either 1 of 3 songs
1 lamb chops play along this is the song that never ends
2 the Animaniacs with Waco yaco and dot
3 the bugs bunny and tweety show .
In any case he will either be as crazy as Tasmania devil or he will learn to shut up .
In any case he may at some point act like a cartoon villain and may be seen as a joke and have to move at that point 😆 🤣 😂 😹
99 luftbullons, some wired al polka or I see deer on repeat
Never gonna give you up is goat
As for what to play, Tom Jones's what new pussy-cat, is the perfect song, it's long, repetitive and you can't tell when the song ends and starts again
One song…one minute long (Bonus the repetition gets real old real quick)….SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!
I would play random music but all of it being the "song but x" and also rigged to constantly pitch like the sheperd tone. The effect for the infinite stairs in mario 64.
I would play Nyan cat.
Henry the eighth
Here's what I would do I would take each individual thing with a laptops computers cell phones whatever right I'd also pack the chargers separately the battery separately the mouse the keyboard separately whatever equipment they gave and I make sure I wrap it up real good as much bubble wrap as possible then I would take those boxes and put them in the biggest box they post office has put each individual box inside the center of their own each individual giant boxes then take a bunch of gallon size Ziploc bags of either sand or rice and pack it all neatly around them and now you went from something that's a few pounds to something that's closer to 50
Cotton I joe
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I'm sorry, am I missing something?
Dude works all day, goes home and enjoys working on his own property to make it look better and add pride and value to his life. He obeys all laws and doesn't play "8:02pm" games.
You are mad that your trendy appartment was made by the lowest bidder and has shitty soundproofing with paper walls and single pane windows
This belongs in r/AmITheAsshole
And the answer is yes.
Play some with K-Pop or J-Pop! If it works on North Korean troops. The literally considered it an act of war.
Oh, anything by Tiny Tim. Creepy, annoying, and SURE to dig itself into your brain. Heck. I still have moments of having that insane bit of my brain suddenly play clips of Tiptoe through the Tulips or Livi'n in the Sunlight at the worst of times. And last time I listened to those were in 2008.
Story 4. those who work for free voluntarily deserve to be exploited by their employers.
I'm doing your work and you are calling me unprofessional?
The Chadness is strong with this one!
Enjoy the really, really, really bad presentation you have.