See, THIS is how a business should work! A satisfied customer always comes back. Once again, excellent work on the part of the barber. The rock's satisfaction is apparent.
Billions of years as a simple stone, being part of the ground, or a mountain, flowing as one in magma. Then to be taken by a random ape, and given a haircut. What a history
Gem of an artist gives truly a solid cut. I told my local boulder it needed a trim, but it told me it wants to rock it' natural look instead. Needless to say, I took it pretty hard.
Imagine being millions of years old and seeing everything, only for a strange primate to start grooming you for the relaxation of others. What a time to be alive ❤
this has the energy of all the weird stuff I did as a kid, with the professionalism to pull it off as entertaining, and I love it. he's rocking that fresh clean-up, definitely looking a lot boulder! great vid :3
Specifically the fiddling around with objects is SUCH A HUGE trigger. It's when there is a messy "intent". Like you aren't clinically opening lids, you're doing it like you just want it open. Same goes for the coating or beating of the brush, etc. it's such an amazing thing that a lot of high subcount creators can't do with more emulated triggers. Bravo!
"clinically opening lids" lol I agree. It sounds good and I absolutely love it, but when it's been a minute of putting the lipstick's lids on and off it kind of loses its charm
This stone is really rocking this new cut! You can see that even the most mineralistic details can make this stone look boulder than ever. Every sound wasn’t gravelling or crusty, but enjoyable. I can’t wait for more!
I don't know if it is my engineer side showing but I'd really like a 3D scan of the rock before and after years of this type of treatment, just to see how it's changed
I like to think he just woke up one day, stepped outside and saw a rock and thought: "Man I should give that rock over there, a haircut! That would make a great asmr video!"
Man!! this is why you're my favorite ASMRrist in the game right now! to see you giving back to the community and keep promoting young up-and-comers like rock and pumpkin really sets you apart the rest! Keep it up bruh!! ✌️
Ok but can we all agree that this here is a beautiful ass rock. Like idk it looks so photogenic, so serene. Its so... "ROCK" Its almost uncanny, like id see this exact same rock, same shape and color and everything in a video game
Visuals are a key role in ASMR, if you heard the scraping sound a couple minutes into the video with no context, you might think it sounds horrible. Learning how harmless it is and the reason it’s being done, if feels more relaxing knowing how harmless and fun it is
Yeah I noticed it some time ago that's why I'm not listening to asmr videos to sleep as if they are white noise cause the result is opposite than wanted
As a geologist I want to thank you. It's so heartwarming to see someone else treating rocks with such kindness and love as us, geologist, do.
Lol
same as the end when he throw the f away
@@tolkolimo rocks are tough, it survived millions of years it can survive 2 meters fall
Agreed, now if you would look here at this cool obsidian knife I found
@@AlphaJPM no please dont call me an archeologist i do actuall science
I'm glad you were so careful and didn't irritate its skin, now it looks 10000 years younger!
Dwayne getting his fresh fade before Fast and Furious 20 starts filming
This joke is really good. Simply liking this comment doesn't do it justice.
@@phanto9159 well congrats you ruined the joke now
@@bruhgamer316💀
@@bruhgamer316 Damn, my bad.
@@phanto9159you didnt ruin it bruhgamer did
Crazy what a haircut could do to a rock, it’s unrecognizable
Unrockognizable
😂😂😂@@nathanhutson6101
Your comment broke me 😂😂
@@CraziTitanI can fix you
Fr,it looks so much better now,I personally think the rock has found its style
The rock is back.
just like us the rock needed to get clean for some special occasion.
Me when Dwayne Johnson comes back to the WWE
The rock is back
The rock is back.
🪨
I am sitting here at 1am watching a rock getting a haircut.
Me 00:30 am 😂
1 for me too lol
We are the 1 am gang
ME TOO
Real
Glad to see rock paper and scissors are friends again
Underrated asf
@@S_P_A_C_E167HELL YEAH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Rök. :)
...see THAT ... are friends again.
@@TacoEric not necessarily
See, THIS is how a business should work! A satisfied customer always comes back. Once again, excellent work on the part of the barber. The rock's satisfaction is apparent.
Marketing at its finest
I love the special sense of humor the ASMR community has. Videos like this are gold
Sense of humor? All I see is a normal rock getting a haircut (this is a joke btw)
So do I!
He won't be making any more once his wife sees what he did to those $30 fabric scissors
@@Fungfetti its all part of the job of a hair stonedresser
Wow what a sense of humor! I could not hold my laugh in thourought watchign the video
He's rocking that new cut
GET OUT🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
@@labc12462 YOU LACK VISION
Real knee slapper right there 🗣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro went from 🪨 to 🗿 real quick
I guess from 🪨 to 🪨
Lol
Copy paste from the other vid
Copying another comment😬😬😬
Womp womp
Billions of years as a simple stone, being part of the ground, or a mountain, flowing as one in magma. Then to be taken by a random ape, and given a haircut. What a history
Gonna take a long time to grow it all back after this one
“I need to go to sleep”
*Sees a rock getting a fresh cut*
“Oh shit I’ve got to see this”
Real
Real
Real
Real
Real
I've never been more jealous of a pet rock in my entire life.
Gem of an artist gives truly a solid cut. I told my local boulder it needed a trim, but it told me it wants to rock it' natural look instead. Needless to say, I took it pretty hard.
made me giggle, thanks.
10/10 Comment
@@zeroabsolute-e6mit made me giggle too.
You cant be calling this collection of great puns a "comment"
This was very punny
Imagine being millions of years old and seeing everything, only for a strange primate to start grooming you for the relaxation of others. What a time to be alive ❤
Probably the most happy rock you ever meet.
Tell me you've never watched hercules movie without telling you have wet dreams
@@Master.Baiting_to_youthis question is simple cause I can just say I've never watched Hercules movie
8:41 I don’t know why but this part really strikes my funny bone. How enthusiastically he is snipping away with his scissors just gets me
This is a very handsome rock, methinks. I have seen many rocks in my years, and none have ever been quite as charming as this one.
this has the energy of all the weird stuff I did as a kid, with the professionalism to pull it off as entertaining, and I love it. he's rocking that fresh clean-up, definitely looking a lot boulder! great vid :3
The cleanest and most relaxed rock in all of Michigan
Specifically the fiddling around with objects is SUCH A HUGE trigger. It's when there is a messy "intent". Like you aren't clinically opening lids, you're doing it like you just want it open. Same goes for the coating or beating of the brush, etc. it's such an amazing thing that a lot of high subcount creators can't do with more emulated triggers.
Bravo!
It’s not an object it’s simply a client
"clinically opening lids" lol I agree. It sounds good and I absolutely love it, but when it's been a minute of putting the lipstick's lids on and off it kind of loses its charm
Bro got that fresh cut👌🏻
neighbors: "MARV, HE'S AT IT AGAIN!!"
That’s a beautiful backyard view! I could barely pay attention to the rock’s makeover.
Hes back! 😂 even better is that, it's the same rock!!!
🪨
Satisfied customers always come back
the hair took a long time to grow
This stone is really rocking this new cut! You can see that even the most mineralistic details can make this stone look boulder than ever. Every sound wasn’t gravelling or crusty, but enjoyable. I can’t wait for more!
We can see the barber's solid dedication.
That rock was long overdue for some grooming! Missed him! Congrats on 400K!
got that minecraft youtuber mindset
@@skandtonaw that's wild 😂
@@skandtobro shows no mercy
no matter how many videos of these he makes, it will never get old
But you do
You in to old people or something
@@Sirbattlecats-xu7pz you into rocks or sum
It's like a mix of a shave roleplay and a knife sharpening video... it's kind of amazing
Never thought I would be watching a rock get a haircut at 3:00am but here I am and I’m honestly not mad it’s quite interesting
Damn I’m not even the first Aro ace person watching a rock get a haircut at 3 am
Tf does aro ace mean am I slow
@@Sirbattlecats-xu7pz it stands for aromantic asexual which means you feel little to no sexual or romantic attraction towards anyone
Thanks
@@Sirbattlecats-xu7pz np
Imagine seeing this at a barbershop and the guy says to you: "I'l be with you in a minute"
Wow, that butterknife is incredible sharp!
The Rock's most relatable performance to date
And not a jungle in sight.
this is why I pay for internet
This is why I got unlimited internet
This is why i limit my internet
"It's not just a boulder. It's a rock" -Spongebob Squarepants
🇮🇶
Rock looking fresh from earth after that cut🔥🔥
19:56 that scratching on Rock was so good💙
I don't know if it is my engineer side showing but I'd really like a 3D scan of the rock before and after years of this type of treatment, just to see how it's changed
never thought a rock would help me sleep as often as it does
Ha the way he yeeted the rock at the end just for it to get dirty again lol.
I always found getting my hair cut pretty relaxing, having an asmr...of a rock getting one is not something I thought I wanted, but works
I’m glad I watched the whole thing.
If you only showed me the before and after, I would’ve not believe it’s the same rock❤
What a gentleman keeping his head completely still for the haircut
this rock before haircut is just a rock
but after, it's The Rock
10/10 service. I hope he left a great tip
That's a top-grade service. Props to the rock for sitting there still.
20:09 NOOOO
2:03 - Shaving foam: "You have no power here!"
😂😂😂
Shaving foam: I am inevitable 💀
💀💀
Sharing form: I'm a inheritable
⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
This is ASMR I didn’t know I needed holy shit
this man is a genius of ASMR!
ASMR “rock trims my barber utensils”
i feel so happy for this rock
"How do you make yourself sleep?"
Watching a rock getting its well deserved haircut. ✨
16:37 nice catch 👌 👏
it was epic
Came to comment this
Thank you for taking care of Dwayne.
🗿：I must be looking so good right now
Time to procreate
An alternate universe where instead of rock beats scissors, scissors makes rock look fresh
so it can go get that paper 💸💸💸💸
I still surprise myself everyday with the kind of things that can relax me
Great trim, you really captured that crystaline structure. And i say that as a drunk geologist
rock actually started lookin better💀
Keep grooming that rock for another couple hundred years, you'll have a barbers crystal ball in no time!
crazy transformation, brother looks clean.
The ending was diabolical 😂
Finally, my RUclips recommendations are starting to get good again
I like to think he just woke up one day, stepped outside and saw a rock and thought: "Man I should give that rock over there, a haircut! That would make a great asmr video!"
5AM, i was about to go to sleep, but i saw this banger, and i couldn’t refuse to watch it
the sounds from the 2 spray bottles was sooo nice
Ikrrr!
Maaa, that man's brushing a rock again! 😮
the way I thought the rock would look different at the end . . . 😭💖
Thanks for giving my bro Rock a cut. He really needed it.
The double brushing + clipper things after = so relaxing
7:05 that car must've had some thoughts running through their head
You gave that boy a fresh lineup. Hope he'll be coming back. Serious glow up 👌.
Rock actually got a low taper fade
Man!! this is why you're my favorite ASMRrist in the game right now! to see you giving back to the community and keep promoting young up-and-comers like rock and pumpkin really sets you apart the rest! Keep it up bruh!! ✌️
this is what Patrick would allow for his pet Rock to have
This rock requires more care than a person
this is way better than I expected
Oh good, they were starting to get pretty shaggy.
"What do you do in you're free time?"
:
Imagine being this guys neighbor and you just see someone combing and cutting a rock 💀
The only neighbours I see are squirrels buddy
Great job, you made the rock look very dapper. It's really rocking it's new style.
Whispersoft is so lucky to have THE ROCK as a asmr guest😂😂😂😂😂
Ok but can we all agree that this here is a beautiful ass rock.
Like idk it looks so photogenic, so serene. Its so... "ROCK" Its almost uncanny, like id see this exact same rock, same shape and color and everything in a video game
It’s a rock of all time
this asmr is so stupid.
i love it
Is it me or it gives you more tingles when you look at the video and it does less when you’re not.
YES
Its not just you
Visuals are a key role in ASMR, if you heard the scraping sound a couple minutes into the video with no context, you might think it sounds horrible. Learning how harmless it is and the reason it’s being done, if feels more relaxing knowing how harmless and fun it is
Yeah I noticed it some time ago that's why I'm not listening to asmr videos to sleep as if they are white noise cause the result is opposite than wanted
It's crazy thinking that, this rock maybe have literally hundreds or thousends of years and is getting a haircut by an human
HAPPY 400K! 🎉Let’s get this man to 1 mil!🙌🏼
The before & after is truly astoneishing
Would've preferred a sequel instead of a reboot, but at least we get Rock back in action!
Hopefully, they grant him a trilogy that follows comics!
That rock and the background both are so nice.
gave it the Dwayne Johnson cut
unironically a fire ass trim
God I wish i could get as clean a shave as that rock. Lookin real fresh.
Imagine that rock with a _Low taper fade_
Bro, that rock has gone through everything imaginable and comes out better every time. I honestly feel bad for the other rocks.
as someone that has a rock collection, i think that this is the best haircut ive seen someone give to a rock as handsome as this one!✃ꨄ
I rarely get tingles from ASMR, yet somehow, a man shaving a rock with a butter knife did it
People playing through on the golf course: "Joe, Joe did you see that? Do you see what that guy is doing? Over there! What...in...the...name....??"