@@williamthomas2304 who said i was a creep, nah i dont make people scared of me as they see me as im gonna touch you, no the weird where they know that what eber i say 9/10 imma do it
Imagine growing up for thousands of years in one place, only to have a guy suddenly take you, bathe you, take care of you, mark you, and say he can do ASMR with you. That rock will have a lot to tell in the future
This is just straight awesomeness It’s 7pm, I’m struggling to fall asleep as I’m mad and I was just lying here dreaming of breaking someone’s neck. And there you are - massaging a stone for 3 hours just for us to feel better. Thank you!
that’s so awesome! also I have no idea what’s more relaxing, the rock spa, the crickets, the greenery of your yard, your porch, or the quiet hum of traffic I have no idea where you leave but it gives homely vibes ;)
I always come back to these rock videos only to remember all this pampering has been done for this poor rock to oneday be cooked and "eaten". Trust no one >:(
So I’m guessing the big open space where you do your outside videos is just a part of your property? If so that’s kind of a relief because I always thought you just went to the local park shirtless in the rain while people drove past thinking you were crazy. 😂😂😂
Randomly coming across your video was probably the best thing that happened today, I was like wtf is this as I stare in amazement and melt away with tingles 😊
He is just the best of the best. His attention span is just so good to i would never be able to do this with a rock for 3hrs prob not even 10minute before i gets bored and move on. Nah bet seriously bro you are good at what you do keep up the good work :)
3 and a half hours pampering a rock is a level of dedication I’ve never seen before
fr he is such a w
It's a compilation
@@maplesyrup_1239 even then, a total of 3 and a half hours of pampering a rock across multiple days / recordings is nuts lol
love it tho
I'd rather pamper a rock for 3h a day than go to work for 8h 😂
1 hr and a half in and I hadn't realised it had 3 hours... I was just vibing and working.
I’m glad Rockisha finally got the spa day she deserves
Rockisha 😂
Very well deserved!
Cool name😂
She shoulve been named rockelle
rocksanne
That foundation has great coverage. The rock is simply glowing.
My fatass thought the thumbnail was an oreo
it looks 100000 years younger
@@The.United.StatesOf.Americai dare say 10000000 years even? Absolutely stunning 🤩
@@BunnyDudette. so true
This is more relaxing than watching a person or the camera get pampered ngl I just feel that bro needs it 🪨
Real
This rock needs a name with how well its been treated, I think its name should be Terrance
Terrance lol
walter is better
Greg
Pierre
@@ahaunteddoll LMAO oui
*P i e r r e*
This is a perfect blend of professionalism and comedy. These rock videos always go hard. (Pun intended)
Dwayne Johnson is bricked up rn
@@maplesyrup_1239what.
He's always rocking it with these videos
@@ALEX-fq7hhI’m about to rock the shit out of the next person who makes a rock pun.
Wait a minute
Nothing like slapping a rock with your bare hands for 3 hours. I respect your dedication.
That's why people think we're weird because we relax with a video of someone giving a massage for a rock
I own it, if im weird fuck it. But imma be the weird where people are scared of me
You gotta know it’s difference between creep n being weird
@@williamthomas2304 who said i was a creep, nah i dont make people scared of me as they see me as im gonna touch you, no the weird where they know that what eber i say 9/10 imma do it
@@Teh_ClownThat's how I am with other people I'm like Regina George but a guy
I like all the different sounds your hands make on the rock. Never seen asmr like this and I've been watching asmr since 2012
Omg
didn’t know asmr was around then
This guy takes better care of this rock than I do for myself.
FACTS 😂😂😂 2:48
SAME !!!!...😭😳🙄🤦🤷
lol right. This is a kids dream. You know some kids love to collect rocks
Imagine growing up for thousands of years in one place, only to have a guy suddenly take you, bathe you, take care of you, mark you, and say he can do ASMR with you. That rock will have a lot to tell in the future
😂😂😂
I love the lipstick 💄 3:55
"ya rockifer I got pampered by a human man! im not lying to you why would I lie about that?!?"
best 3 hours of that rocks life in millions of years of its life
Safe to say that this is the most pampered rock in the solar system
Where else can you see this happening?
He's genius to fascinate all of us with mother Earth's basics! I loved it, didn't know what to expect next 😳🙃
i love mr rock 🗿
“That’s MRS. rock to you” 🗿🎀
Love your pfp
that rock is more cared for than me
XD
Damn u good?
Nice of you to do the appointment outside so rock would feel comfortable, in a familiar environnment
Mother Nature really appreciates this effort of pampering! Great Video.
This is just straight awesomeness
It’s 7pm, I’m struggling to fall asleep as I’m mad and I was just lying here dreaming of breaking someone’s neck.
And there you are - massaging a stone for 3 hours just for us to feel better. Thank you!
Did you actually break someone’s neck please let us know 🙏🙏‼️‼️
@@clavi3843 unfortunately no, I did not.
Decided to delay it and try all over again
Imagine watching somebody doing this on their balcony from a distance 💀
Porch, if I'm not mistaken?
“What’s the neighbor doing?”
“The usual. Slapping and shaving the rock.”
never thought a rock being caressed by pokemon cards would put me right to sleep
My boyfriend is concerned about why I downloaded and favourited tons of videos of a guy pampering a 10lbs rock for hours 🤫😂
I had downloaded a few videos from this youtuber. So, no worries 😂
-Whisper Soft walks outta the house....
All the rocks in the yard:
I hope he picks me!🤞👋🪨
😂
Don’t you lecture me with your $30 dollar hair cut 🗿🗿🗿🗿
Elite comment
Lol😊 look
Creative asf
@@blackman4628Not stolen from Dbz 😂
Red ribbon red neck 🤣🤣🤣
Rare footage of the rock wearing makeup
Prettiest rock I ever did see. I never thought I’d get ASMR from a rock. I like it
Wait why did the powder actually make the rock look better 😭😭😭
36:08 the water sounds are amazing
that’s so awesome! also I have no idea what’s more relaxing, the rock spa, the crickets, the greenery of your yard, your porch, or the quiet hum of traffic
I have no idea where you leave but it gives homely vibes ;)
Computer, how do i become a rock to get pampered like this one, All the time, no magic. (Tap tap tap) 'Puter do you hear me???
"Honey, look, the neighbor is pampering the rock again"
this rock recieving more care than i ever will
I appreciate the way you yeeted Mr. Rock at the end of each treatment.
Party like a 🪨 star
I will say in spite of this being an asmr video I was captured by the colors of the makeup, real good stuff 🤙🏾
I always come back to these rock videos only to remember all this pampering has been done for this poor rock to oneday be cooked and "eaten". Trust no one >:(
So I’m guessing the big open space where you do your outside videos is just a part of your property? If so that’s kind of a relief because I always thought you just went to the local park shirtless in the rain while people drove past thinking you were crazy. 😂😂😂
This video rocks 🗿
4:16 THE DRAWING OF THE LIPS LOL THAT IS SO FUNNY
Neither the man nor the rock need to speak to each other, for they both know the other's needs
I just know that rock was feelin herself this whole video. All her lil rock friends are jealous 💅🏼
Randomly coming across your video was probably the best thing that happened today, I was like wtf is this as I stare in amazement and melt away with tingles 😊
Friend: "So, what did you do today?"
Me: "Ahhh...well...I watched a guy put makeup on a rock before he gave it a haircut."
Friend: ...
Dwayne Johnson enjoyed that
this rock more relaxed than i'll ever be in all my days combined
watching the full video whilst I'm working and it's great sounds!
This rock living a better life then me lol 😂
Incredibly relaxing
im addicted to these rock videos
You should put a few of these pampered Rocks by your front door-
Probably keep Solicitors away.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
That rock really said: 🪨➡️🗿
that rock got better treatment and care than me LMAO
Watching this after learning traumatizing stuff helped me a lot :3
Pierrette slays with that makeup. You got it girl ! She ate
Rock looks very refreshed.
Mother Earth is probably the happiest when you’re near LOL
I like the brushing sound.😊
She obviously won "#1 Best Boulder" in the rock beauty pageant finals. 🏆
LOOK AT THOSE PIMPLEEEEEES, she rock that look.
Friend: I use music to sleep! And you?
Me: Rocks.
"My father was a drinker" 17:55
imagine his friends come to his house and see all the rocks look them back 😗
Your makeup skills are rock solid
I'm down for a Rock Attention series
Bro really gave his 3 hours to that rock 😭💀
love your videos btw ❤️
that rock is much more healthier than i could ever be
This is the happiest rock in the world!
Did I just watch this for almost 4 hours? Yes, yes I did. Do I regret it? No, no I don’t
I love adult man playing with a rock for 3 hours !!!
That rock has probably waited millions of years for someone to massage it
Love these videos but please never put makeup on a rock again it reminded me of the stretched face lady from doctor who
no way bro made more than 3 hours of rock content what a mad man
Honey he's at it again, what's he doing now, he's giving a rock a massage haircut and doing makeup
I wonder if people thought that he was buying makeup for his wife or something when in reality NOPE it’s for his favorite rock lol
The phantasm Asmr at the end was perfect
Imagine going to your barber and him asking “whatchu want”
*pulls out phone*
Me- “I wanna look like this rock”
Barber- “Say less”
This is very satisfying asmr. 😌
2:05:42 ❤
6:53 The rock has a dimple lmao
I have a similar to DnD like campaign and I will use those treatments for the spa in the golem village, thank you for that spontaneous moment of idea
He is just the best of the best. His attention span is just so good to i would never be able to do this with a rock for 3hrs prob not even 10minute before i gets bored and move on.
Nah bet seriously bro you are good at what you do keep up the good work :)
These are all mash-ups of different videos.
See the change of lighting, perspective,..etc.
Que local lindo! Transmite muita paz.
Mother Nature must be proud and relaxed 😂
i love how men always start w the lips 😂😂
Bro has this rock like his little baby
岩ちゃんも気持ちよくなって幸せそう😊
imagine doing this for years and years, then archeologists find this rock, bring it to their lab and find traces of.....make up on the rock?
i literally fell asleep 7 minutes into the video 😭 (commenting this the next day)
So what are you up to today?
Ah nothing much. Just spending 3h of my life doing random things to a rock.
Does this hurt the rock
10:36 😍
Rocksanne.
The rock will spend his life trying to convince his rock friends that he got massaged
Imagine watching your neighbor pamper a rock for 3 hrs straight from your front porch
She is beautiful 😍 :)
this is the cutest rock I've ever seen
Queria que esse vídeo tivesse 1 hora . Muito bom!
o video tem 3 horas ;-;
@@ruanmainbeaLMAO
i guess i forgot how badly lockdown hit some people😔
whsipers how do you not lose your mind recording videos
It's the same comfort a camera lol
now it's only 1k views, but later here will be 1m