@@williamthomas2304 who said i was a creep, nah i dont make people scared of me as they see me as im gonna touch you, no the weird where they know that what eber i say 9/10 imma do it
Imagine growing up for thousands of years in one place, only to have a guy suddenly take you, bathe you, take care of you, mark you, and say he can do ASMR with you. That rock will have a lot to tell in the future
This is just straight awesomeness It’s 7pm, I’m struggling to fall asleep as I’m mad and I was just lying here dreaming of breaking someone’s neck. And there you are - massaging a stone for 3 hours just for us to feel better. Thank you!
that’s so awesome! also I have no idea what’s more relaxing, the rock spa, the crickets, the greenery of your yard, your porch, or the quiet hum of traffic I have no idea where you leave but it gives homely vibes ;)
So I’m guessing the big open space where you do your outside videos is just a part of your property? If so that’s kind of a relief because I always thought you just went to the local park shirtless in the rain while people drove past thinking you were crazy. 😂😂😂
I always come back to these rock videos only to remember all this pampering has been done for this poor rock to oneday be cooked and "eaten". Trust no one >:(
Randomly coming across your video was probably the best thing that happened today, I was like wtf is this as I stare in amazement and melt away with tingles 😊
He is just the best of the best. His attention span is just so good to i would never be able to do this with a rock for 3hrs prob not even 10minute before i gets bored and move on. Nah bet seriously bro you are good at what you do keep up the good work :)
At 37:32 the angle of the rock looks like a heart, At 49:59 the angle looks like a koala bear, at 50:27 the angle of rock looks like a panther. don’t tell me it’s just me 😂
3 and a half hours pampering a rock is a level of dedication I’ve never seen before
fr he is such a w
It's a compilation
@@maplesyrup_1239 even then, a total of 3 and a half hours of pampering a rock across multiple days / recordings is nuts lol
love it tho
I'd rather pamper a rock for 3h a day than go to work for 8h 😂
1 hr and a half in and I hadn't realised it had 3 hours... I was just vibing and working.
I’m glad Rockisha finally got the spa day she deserves
Rockisha 😂
Very well deserved!
Cool name😂
She shoulve been named rockelle
rocksanne
This rock needs a name with how well its been treated, I think its name should be Terrance
Terrance lol
walter is better
Greg
Pierre
@@ahaunteddoll LMAO oui
*P i e r r e*
That foundation has great coverage. The rock is simply glowing.
My fatass thought the thumbnail was an oreo
it looks 100000 years younger
@@The.United.StatesOf.AmericaDare I say 10000000 years even? Absolutely stunning 🤩
@@BunnyDudette. so true
@@BunnyDudette.Dare I say*
This is a perfect blend of professionalism and comedy. These rock videos always go hard. (Pun intended)
Dwayne Johnson is bricked up rn
@@maplesyrup_1239what.
He's always rocking it with these videos
@@ALEX-fq7hhI’m about to rock the shit out of the next person who makes a rock pun.
Wait a minute
This is more relaxing than watching a person or the camera get pampered ngl I just feel that bro needs it 🪨
Real
This guy takes better care of this rock than I do for myself.
FACTS 😂😂😂 2:48
SAME !!!!...😭😳🙄🤦🤷
lol right. This is a kids dream. You know some kids love to collect rocks
That's why people think we're weird because we relax with a video of someone giving a massage for a rock
I own it, if im weird fuck it. But imma be the weird where people are scared of me
You gotta know it’s difference between creep n being weird
@@williamthomas2304 who said i was a creep, nah i dont make people scared of me as they see me as im gonna touch you, no the weird where they know that what eber i say 9/10 imma do it
@@Teh_ClownThat's how I am with other people I'm like Regina George but a guy
Is all about the sounds
Imagine growing up for thousands of years in one place, only to have a guy suddenly take you, bathe you, take care of you, mark you, and say he can do ASMR with you. That rock will have a lot to tell in the future
😂😂😂
I love the lipstick 💄 3:55
"ya rockifer I got pampered by a human man! im not lying to you why would I lie about that?!?"
Growing up? Is that what you think happens to rocks
Nothing like slapping a rock with your bare hands for 3 hours. I respect your dedication.
I like all the different sounds your hands make on the rock. Never seen asmr like this and I've been watching asmr since 2012
Omg
didn’t know asmr was around then
best 3 hours of that rocks life in millions of years of its life
This is just straight awesomeness
It’s 7pm, I’m struggling to fall asleep as I’m mad and I was just lying here dreaming of breaking someone’s neck.
And there you are - massaging a stone for 3 hours just for us to feel better. Thank you!
Did you actually break someone’s neck please let us know 🙏🙏‼️‼️
@@clavi3843 unfortunately no, I did not.
Decided to delay it and try all over again
that rock is more cared for than me
XD
Damn u good?
36:08 the water sounds are amazing
-Whisper Soft walks outta the house....
All the rocks in the yard:
I hope he picks me!🤞👋🪨
😂
Mother Nature really appreciates this effort of pampering! Great Video.
Safe to say that this is the most pampered rock in the solar system
"Honey, look, the neighbor is pampering the rock again"
Prettiest rock I ever did see. I never thought I’d get ASMR from a rock. I like it
Nice of you to do the appointment outside so rock would feel comfortable, in a familiar environnment
never thought a rock being caressed by pokemon cards would put me right to sleep
Liar. I know you've thought that before. You're lying.
My boyfriend is concerned about why I downloaded and favourited tons of videos of a guy pampering a 10lbs rock for hours 🤫😂
I had downloaded a few videos from this youtuber. So, no worries 😂
lb* no need for the “s”
@@steppin9057 thank you :) I use Kg so it's really good to know !
I appreciate the way you yeeted Mr. Rock at the end of each treatment.
“Honey the neighbor is doing that thing with the rock again”
Pierrette slays with that makeup. You got it girl ! She ate
i love mr rock 🗿
“That’s MRS. rock to you” 🗿🎀
Love your pfp
Imagine watching somebody doing this on their balcony from a distance 💀
Porch, if I'm not mistaken?
“What’s the neighbor doing?”
“The usual. Slapping and shaving the rock.”
I just know that rock was feelin herself this whole video. All her lil rock friends are jealous 💅🏼
that’s so awesome! also I have no idea what’s more relaxing, the rock spa, the crickets, the greenery of your yard, your porch, or the quiet hum of traffic
I have no idea where you leave but it gives homely vibes ;)
He leaves out of a door
@@steppin9057 lol you got me here
I fell asleep to this 10 times. No joke. Never thought that would happen.
This one rock has gotten premium subscription to life.
Don’t you lecture me with your $30 dollar hair cut 🗿🗿🗿🗿
Elite comment
Lol😊 look
Creative asf
@@blackman4628Not stolen from Dbz 😂
Red ribbon red neck 🤣🤣🤣
Rare footage of the rock wearing makeup
Friend: I use music to sleep! And you?
Me: Rocks.
Where else can you see this happening?
He's genius to fascinate all of us with mother Earth's basics! I loved it, didn't know what to expect next 😳🙃
Wait why did the powder actually make the rock look better 😭😭😭
That rock really said: 🪨➡️🗿
4:16 THE DRAWING OF THE LIPS LOL THAT IS SO FUNNY
that rock got better treatment and care than me LMAO
You should put a few of these pampered Rocks by your front door-
Probably keep Solicitors away.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
im addicted to these rock videos
I will say in spite of this being an asmr video I was captured by the colors of the makeup, real good stuff 🤙🏾
Friend: "So, what did you do today?"
Me: "Ahhh...well...I watched a guy put makeup on a rock before he gave it a haircut."
Friend: ...
This rock living a better life then me lol 😂
So I’m guessing the big open space where you do your outside videos is just a part of your property? If so that’s kind of a relief because I always thought you just went to the local park shirtless in the rain while people drove past thinking you were crazy. 😂😂😂
Computer, how do i become a rock to get pampered like this one, All the time, no magic. (Tap tap tap) 'Puter do you hear me???
The phantasm Asmr at the end was perfect
Honey he's at it again, what's he doing now, he's giving a rock a massage haircut and doing makeup
She obviously won "#1 Best Boulder" in the rock beauty pageant finals. 🏆
Bro has this rock like his little baby
I always come back to these rock videos only to remember all this pampering has been done for this poor rock to oneday be cooked and "eaten". Trust no one >:(
this rock more relaxed than i'll ever be in all my days combined
If this wasn’t for content, this is definitely something a insane person would do
Randomly coming across your video was probably the best thing that happened today, I was like wtf is this as I stare in amazement and melt away with tingles 😊
I'm down for a Rock Attention series
Watching this after learning traumatizing stuff helped me a lot :3
watching the full video whilst I'm working and it's great sounds!
Incredibly relaxing
that rock is much more healthier than i could ever be
The one unemployed friend on a Tuesday:
This is the happiest rock in the world!
Rock looks very refreshed.
LOOK AT THOSE PIMPLEEEEEES, she rock that look.
"My father was a drinker" 17:55
6:53 The rock has a dimple lmao
Did I just watch this for almost 4 hours? Yes, yes I did. Do I regret it? No, no I don’t
Que local lindo! Transmite muita paz.
Neither the man nor the rock need to speak to each other, for they both know the other's needs
Mother Nature must be proud and relaxed 😂
Whispersoft: talking to a rook
Neighbors: ah,the neighbor is talking to a rook again!
Dwayne Johnson enjoyed that
I like the brushing sound.😊
Queria que esse vídeo tivesse 1 hora . Muito bom!
o video tem 3 horas ;-;
@@ruanmainbeaLMAO
He is just the best of the best. His attention span is just so good to i would never be able to do this with a rock for 3hrs prob not even 10minute before i gets bored and move on.
Nah bet seriously bro you are good at what you do keep up the good work :)
These are all mash-ups of different videos.
See the change of lighting, perspective,..etc.
This video rocks 🗿
3:48 "one question, why so stone-faced?"
- rock jonkler
I love adult man playing with a rock for 3 hours !!!
I need a whole video of you just sanding down a rock
imagine his friends come to his house and see all the rocks look them back 😗
Mother Earth is probably the happiest when you’re near LOL
At 37:32 the angle of the rock looks like a heart, At 49:59 the angle looks like a koala bear, at 50:27 the angle of rock looks like a panther. don’t tell me it’s just me 😂
岩ちゃんも気持ちよくなって幸せそう😊
Your makeup skills are rock solid
this is the cutest rock I've ever seen
no way bro made more than 3 hours of rock content what a mad man
Bro really gave his 3 hours to that rock 😭💀
love your videos btw ❤️
This is very satisfying asmr. 😌
i love how men always start w the lips 😂😂
1 million years waiting for this
i literally fell asleep 7 minutes into the video 😭 (commenting this the next day)
Imagine going to your barber and him asking “whatchu want”
*pulls out phone*
Me- “I wanna look like this rock”
Barber- “Say less”
I like the color from the red lipstick, what brand is that? =D
2:05:42 ❤
57:07 best cut ever
57:37 NO HIS HAIR1!!!1!!!!!11!
imagine doing this for years and years, then archeologists find this rock, bring it to their lab and find traces of.....make up on the rock?
@whispersoft Do you own this land or just live near a park? It's beautiful!
I wonder if people thought that he was buying makeup for his wife or something when in reality NOPE it’s for his favorite rock lol
The rock will spend his life trying to convince his rock friends that he got massaged
There’s no way I’m boutta fall asleep to some dude slapping a rock 🤣🤣🤣🤣