imagine getting up in the mornng, getting a nice hot coffee and look outside the window for some sunlight, then you see a dude giving a rock a new cut.
everything i've ever done, ever said, ever thought, ever went... it all led me to this moment. watching a man give a haircut to a rock. this is my life.
If I told you yesterday that you'd be watching a person give the rock a haircut you wouldn't have believed me. Just goes on to say how impulsive the internet had made us
If you had told me 10 years ago that I’d be watching this, I probably would have wanted to see it then. I clicked this because I just had to see what it entailed and would have done the same 10 years ago
I haven't taken my pet rock to a groomer before cause everyone just laughs at me. I'm glad there's people out there who truly appreciate a good rock touch up.
well most popular asmr channels are women (nothing wrong with that) but ASMR doesn't really seem to be the main point for them. this is just straight up, as is rock asmr. nothing sexual or distracting. 100% effort and tingles
@@abogmus8904i don’t know what kind of asmr you’re watching but i rarely find sexual asmr content with girls. occasionally i will but honestly even those are pretty relaxing. there are also a lot of girl asmrists who’ve had a lot of creative ideas. gibi asmr, angelica, asmr planet are some examples
@@abogmus8904the algorithm is telling on you rn, i rarely see sexual asmr shit. but if you click on that kind of stuff you’re gonna see it all the time
Whoever’s reading this remember God loves you very much!!!! Jesus is King and was crucified, buried, and rose so we can be saved and you can accept Him today🙏❤️💯
Words cant describe how badly i want rocks to be living entities who're just chill as hell, completely indifferent to being broken shattered or moved around, just vibing for countless years soaking in all that life has to offer, almost like an endless hibernation, the most relaxing experience you could imagine y'know and this one just randomly got a haircut during his endless journey and is real chuffed about it
No, that's technically impossible. the laws of physics and the natural processes involved in rock formation. Rocks are typically formed through the process of lithification, which involves the compaction and cementation of sediment over long periods of time. This process occurs under specific conditions such as pressure, temperature, and the presence of minerals a small rock, by definition, lacks the necessary mass and composition to undergo this process and transform into a boulder. The size of a rock is determined by its initial formation and subsequent erosion, weathering, or transportation. While rocks can undergo changes in size due to these processes, they do not grow in the same way living organisms do moreover, the growth of a rock into a boulder would require the addition of significant amounts of sediment or minerals over time. Without these essential components, a small rock cannot accumulate the necessary mass and volume to become a boulder. The laws of physics dictate that the growth of a rock is limited to the processes of erosion, weathering, and transportation, which can cause rocks to break down or change in shape, but not increase in size In conclusion, the growth of a small rock into a boulder is impossible due to the laws of physics and the natural processes involved in rock formation. rocks do not possess the ability to grow like living organisms, and their size is determined by factors such as initial formation, erosion, and weathering.
I bet his fiance is so used to his weirdness that when he says he is going to give a rock a shave and a haircut she's like "yeah okay whatever" and goes about her day.
Channels like Atmosphere put in so much effort with costumes and props and yet I’m just as invested watching this guy man handle this rock on his porch.
@@hel9292i dont imagine that any rocks have sex or gender, but at the same time i dont think it minds what its referred to, people will call anything "he"
you know he does good, when with a rock, some water, scissors and a comb, he gets in you in that state where everything gives you tingles... hell the airplane at the end gave me tingles.
Golf commentator narration: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another exciting round of ASMR with WS. Here we see WS begin to fill the bowl with, not 1 or 2, but 12-16 pumps of shaving gel foam. A bold move indeed; let’s see if this will pay off further along. Now, WS has decided to go with the putt brush, an unorthodox move, one we haven’t seen in a long time. And now the mixing begins. To the untrained eye it may seem that he is simply making a mess, but what the inexperienced viewer does not see is the method by which WS incorporates the foam onto the brush. Notice the movements of the wrist, the grip on the brush, and the intensity of the strokes as he incorporates all of the foam. Pure poetry. Next he begins to cover the rock with the foam. First some light brushes and strokes, as though he were a painter feeling and visualizing the stunning artwork hidden in the canvas. At last the rock is covered and he can begin his work. Notice the blade, how it transforms an otherwise rugged texture down to a smooth surface. This is true ASMR. Now that the blade has served its purpose, we now move on the scissors and various water treatments, that will, without a doubt, give this plain rock, a much needed makeover.
I've been watching this video every once in a while for 9 months and i still dunno what the rocks haircut looks like cuz i can't stay awake for more than 10 minutes !
Man your life must have not been rocking hard lol. Those years definitely made you stone cold through it all. But when an opportunity arrives, make sure to hit two stones with one pebble and carve your way out of that crevice. You can't let that boulder weigh you on your shoulders forever.
As I was watching this video, I thought of all the moments that led me to watch a rock getting a haircut at 2am. All my successes, failures, and forgotten dreams from long ago, to be combined to lead me to this point in time. And was it worth it? Was this some gift? Curse? Is this what God intended for man to do? At first, these thoughts pressed on me, and I could not make a distinct answer. But as the snips and scrapes and clicks filled my ears with music, I realized that yes. This was the height of human civilization. Just 50 years ago, humans did not know the power of such a video. They didn't even realize such a power could exist. They could not crave something that was so above their heads, so foreign to them. But ladies and gentlemen, we are in the future. Our technology has granted us this blessing that not even the mighty emperors before us could ever hear or think to hear. We have become so far advanced that most of us have access to such pleasures in our lives. And to that, my friends, I say we must celebrate. Celebrate cinema. Celebrate the extraordinary. Celebrate ASMR. Raise your glasses at 2am to the video of a rock getting a haircut.
![$1 Haircut VS $1000 Haircut [ASMR]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/CDm9QPEAEKQ/mqdefault.jpg)
imagine getting up in the mornng, getting a nice hot coffee and look outside the window for some sunlight, then you see a dude giving a rock a new cut.
Yeah man 😂 i think the same thing 😅
You’d probably also see the camera and figure it was a weird new internet trend
LOLL
😂😂😂
😰💀
so nice seeing Dwayne be so calm during this haircut.
For real
"I don't think Dwayne has hair to cut bro!"
@@Cazammaftha shi was so unfunny
Shoutou to his barber must not be easy cutting his hair
@@CazammafThat's how he went bald
Glad to see rock and scissors getting along okay
Jo ken po, i win
This is way too underrated
You know everything is peaceful when paper isn't around
everything i've ever done, ever said, ever thought, ever went...
it all led me to this moment. watching a man give a haircut to a rock. this is my life.
And then me saying hi to you
and then me replying
and then me reading this
and then me hating on you all and being racist online
And then i get put on a government watch list
rock went from 🪨 to 🗿 real quick
This is a top tier comment. 😂👌🏼
Noice bro 😂
Super comment.
✨🗿
Humbled indeed
I must say your roleplays are getting boulder and boulder these days.
booo
@@CazammafJust let him rock on, man, I thought his pun was solid, don't soil this for him
Omg💀💀
This is bound to the rock the boat ifykwim
😂😂😂
Never thought a human being could get jealous of a rock and yet here i am
😂😂😂
That hit me so hard
You can tell how much he really enjoyed this. Such a handsome young rock!
Imagine a billion years from now someone finds this rock, they will never have guessed it had a haircut
Yeah his hair would have grown by then
Poor rock might be balding by then
that is so relateable i alwasys find a rock that will never have guessed it had a haircut
God would have come by then
@@BiggestMessiFan12334 ??
If you told me 10 years ago I’d be watching a person give the rock a haircut I wouldn’t have believed you
same. People are weird sometimes
If I told you yesterday that you'd be watching a person give the rock a haircut you wouldn't have believed me.
Just goes on to say how impulsive the internet had made us
i like The Rock, hes good man
If you had told me 10 years ago that I’d be watching this, I probably would have wanted to see it then. I clicked this because I just had to see what it entailed and would have done the same 10 years ago
@@Harsh-xk9lyif you told me 5 years ago that I would be watching rock asmr, I would’ve probably believed you
I sat and watched all 20 minutes of a rock getting its hair cut. This is my life.
I'm sure no other rock in history has received so much attention.
😂😂😂
This rock been on earth for countless years just chillin I bet he never thought he would be RUclips famous
This comment.
i don’t think he ever thought he would get a haircut either
@@teehee5700 i bet he never thought
@@krotailen8025bruh😂😂😂
Before🪨/after🗿🍷
“Cassandra the neighbors at it again”
“What’s he doing this time?”
…..
“He’s putting shaving cream on a rock…”
😂😂😂
LMAO Cassandra so random 😂
Hahaha You Made My Day😂😂
"dear god"
Alf is Shaving lol
This rock should be in a museum.
This is not the ASMR we wanted, this is the ASMR we needed
I haven't taken my pet rock to a groomer before cause everyone just laughs at me. I'm glad there's people out there who truly appreciate a good rock touch up.
600th like :)
@@anubis_atg605 lmao
@@anubis_atg620th like :(
715th
832th
That's honestly the most original ASMR i've ever seen
@Elpolohermanosfr
@Elpolohermanos Yah that joke will never be funny.
@@WitchKing-Of-Angmarok
@@WitchKing-Of-AngmarMove along kiddo.
@@farhatamnan3736 How does that make me a kid?
The best client still as a rock
I must thank the youtube algorithm for bringing me this extraordinary content!
ASMR is an excuse for people to do whatever and I love it
fR
Asmr committing tax fraud is the best one yet
Fr
And to be honest, that's exactly it.
It's not about _what_ you're doing. It's about _how_. Haphazard, or controlled? Calm, or chaotic?
@@bluejay3748Tax evasion asmr is more relatable but I guess that’s just me
No one has ever been that gentle to the rock before
Sad ending :(
The End ☠️
Womp womp
7 year old me playing with fake scissors in recess
this bro is really a expert in his job, not 1 tool, two tools at same time, insane
why are weird / obscure ASMRs actually better then regular asmr
well most popular asmr channels are women (nothing wrong with that) but ASMR doesn't really seem to be the main point for them.
this is just straight up, as is rock asmr. nothing sexual or distracting. 100% effort and tingles
@@abogmus8904i don’t know what kind of asmr you’re watching but i rarely find sexual asmr content with girls. occasionally i will but honestly even those are pretty relaxing. there are also a lot of girl asmrists who’ve had a lot of creative ideas. gibi asmr, angelica, asmr planet are some examples
@@abogmus8904the algorithm is telling on you rn, i rarely see sexual asmr shit. but if you click on that kind of stuff you’re gonna see it all the time
@@abogmus8904
Do you understand that you’re saying all women ASMR channels solely do sexual content? What the actual fuck dude
right!
It was worth it. That stone immediately looks 2000 years younger!
🤣
Whoever’s reading this remember God loves you very much!!!! Jesus is King and was crucified, buried, and rose so we can be saved and you can accept Him today🙏❤️💯
😂😂
@@Kaleb_Scamen 🙏🏻
@@Kaleb_Sc Jit did not have to bring up god. Like let mfs have their own religion/beleifs (Ik i spelled that wrong)
The rock is rockin after the haircut...
鶏が鳴くくらい早朝から石の散髪してるの斬新とかいうレベルじゃなくて好き
😅
Words cant describe how badly i want rocks to be living entities who're just chill as hell, completely indifferent to being broken shattered or moved around, just vibing for countless years soaking in all that life has to offer, almost like an endless hibernation, the most relaxing experience you could imagine y'know and this one just randomly got a haircut during his endless journey and is real chuffed about it
woah thats such a cool thought.. now i want that too !!
@@bleepbloop311i am rock
🗿
Boy do I have a religion for you (Shinto)
Isn’t that just a turtle?
I was not expecting to sit down for 20 minutes to watch a rock get a hair cut but I have no regrets
Same, it’s 6 am right now, I’ve been awake for the last 3 hours. Have work in 1 hour and…. I’m watching this rock get a haircut 😂
@@Erica937.Rock is balder then ever
no regerts
Same here at 1AM almost 2AM lol
I kinda feel bad for that blade lol
Rock before haircut: 🪨
Rock after haurcut: 🗿
An electrifying cut thats so good,you'd look like the final boss
Such a handsome little guy can’t wait to see him grow into a boulder.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
No, that's technically impossible. the laws of physics and the natural processes involved in rock formation. Rocks are typically formed through the process of lithification, which involves the compaction and cementation of sediment over long periods of time. This process occurs under specific conditions such as pressure, temperature, and the presence of minerals a small rock, by definition, lacks the necessary mass and composition to undergo this process and transform into a boulder. The size of a rock is determined by its initial formation and subsequent erosion, weathering, or transportation. While rocks can undergo changes in size due to these processes, they do not grow in the same way living organisms do moreover, the growth of a rock into a boulder would require the addition of significant amounts of sediment or minerals over time. Without these essential components, a small rock cannot accumulate the necessary mass and volume to become a boulder. The laws of physics dictate that the growth of a rock is limited to the processes of erosion, weathering, and transportation, which can cause rocks to break down or change in shape, but not increase in size In conclusion, the growth of a small rock into a boulder is impossible due to the laws of physics and the natural processes involved in rock formation. rocks do not possess the ability to grow like living organisms, and their size is determined by factors such as initial formation, erosion, and weathering.
@@FBI-iq4kp It was just a joke 😭
@@FBI-iq4kp fr
@@FBI-iq4kpwhat's wrong with you
I bet his fiance is so used to his weirdness that when he says he is going to give a rock a shave and a haircut she's like "yeah okay whatever" and goes about her day.
She's his wife now
The guy is probably happier than most of us here in the comments
@@maverickmyu7968damn right
@@maverickmyu7968that’s a hectic thing to say man💀
@@ilovenanami4569
its true though 😂😆😄😅😀🥹🥺😢😭
Channels like Atmosphere put in so much effort with costumes and props and yet I’m just as invested watching this guy man handle this rock on his porch.
pov: Dwayne getting ready for his movie scenes
This is the most relaxed looking rock I’ve ever seen. He’s loving his haircut.
UK, right? Usually rocks have a look of half relaxed, have ready to end it all
he's really feeling it
who says it's a he??
@@hel9292i dont imagine that any rocks have sex or gender, but at the same time i dont think it minds what its referred to, people will call anything "he"
@@hel9292who says it’s an it? 🤨
It’s not just a rock…it’s a boulder ❤
Period❣️🙏🏻
Quote was the other way around btw
@@Jeff-lo4udright it doesn’t make sense 😭
“It’s not just a boulder it’s a rock!!”-Spongebob Squarepants quote ❤😂
"Its not just a boulder, It's Iraq!" - Spongebob
Listening to this while watching felt like im getting a new haircut
I love the sound it makes when you stir the foam rapidly.
Perfect no headphone sounds, fell asleep to this one.
Mission accomplished, thanks Mike!
Legend respecting legend
And I'm here too
What exactly is no headphone sounds?
Ah so this rock is getting elegant for his medical check with Dr Andrew Michaels. Now everything makes sense 🤔
The rock after this haircut: 🗿
The absolute giga chad
S s ère w
you know he does good, when with a rock, some water, scissors and a comb, he gets in you in that state where everything gives you tingles... hell the airplane at the end gave me tingles.
that rock holding back tears 💀
I really love the idea of someone just seeing a random rock and thinking to themselves "That rock needs a haircut"
Despite how dull that knife may be from all that scraping, i won't deny: that rock is looking *sharper* than ever 🥁
There was no razor in the handle but i dont doubt that the metal part of the handle is very scraped up after that
The tingles always come from random and original ideas like these
Without a doubt, the rock loves his new style
Somehow, this is one of the best "haircut" videos out there despite there being no hair involved. Great stuff dude.
Yeah I agree great sounds
fellow connoisseurs
6:28 wrong.
@@Blargo245LOL
Golf commentator narration:
Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another exciting round of ASMR with WS.
Here we see WS begin to fill the bowl with, not 1 or 2, but 12-16 pumps of shaving gel foam. A bold move indeed; let’s see if this will pay off further along.
Now, WS has decided to go with the putt brush, an unorthodox move, one we haven’t seen in a long time.
And now the mixing begins. To the untrained eye it may seem that he is simply making a mess, but what the inexperienced viewer does not see is the method by which WS incorporates the foam onto the brush.
Notice the movements of the wrist, the grip on the brush, and the intensity of the strokes as he incorporates all of the foam. Pure poetry.
Next he begins to cover the rock with the foam. First some light brushes and strokes, as though he were a painter feeling and visualizing the stunning artwork hidden in the canvas. At last the rock is covered and he can begin his work.
Notice the blade, how it transforms an otherwise rugged texture down to a smooth surface. This is true ASMR.
Now that the blade has served its purpose, we now move on the scissors and various water treatments, that will, without a doubt, give this plain rock, a much needed makeover.
Thanks
This was entertaining
Soft claps 👏🏽
Never thought of falling asleep from a dude giving a haircut to a rock
Bro was just rocking there
I remember getting my pet rock groomed as a kid. This video makes me sedimental
Good one 😅😂
This pun rocks.
Sedementary sedentary
so is this. @@A_Random_Nazuna_Fan
how *stoned* were you when typing this?
that rock will forever be grateful for the care it received on this day
the rock just wanted a low taper fade
Granite, it's just a rock, but this is genius.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
хоть Скале Джонсону и 51 год, но выглядит он на 30 лет моложе.. И новая прическа на нем смотрится потрясающе!
After 4 billion years, that rock finally had its first and presumably last haircut. 🗿
hey man, you never know; that rock could very well stick around in the house/yard to come back for another cut in the future
I fell half asleep like halfway through the video and half woke up at 8:02 thinking he was actually cutting someone's hair 😂😂😂😂😂
I've been watching this video every once in a while for 9 months and i still dunno what the rocks haircut looks like cuz i can't stay awake for more than 10 minutes !
Never thought listening to a rock get a haircut would make a really good asmr video, this rocks
pun intended on "this rocks"
ba dum tsss
@@kokobeanuwhen you translate your comment into english it becomes “ssssssssssss”
You gotta give the man props this is the most original asmr you can find
go check go chech ASMR tiny if you like original ASMR
Another pretty original creator is Angelica, one time she literally helped a smurf give birth....
"Made In France ASMR" It's the most original thing I've ever seen.
@@V4lENzzz.💀
quite hard to find a simple asmr when the top results always rp asmr
Fiquei surpreso!!!! A pedra nem se moveu, esse cara sim é um profissional, palmas pra esse cara 👏
Amazing character development right there.
Personally I prefer rocks with a 5 o’clock shadow and longer hair, but you did a great grooming job with this one 😂. Plus great tingles!
😂😂😂
but girls think haircut a rock is borin n nerdy n such a joke tho
I’m sick in bed breathing through one nostril watching a rock get treated better than anyone has treated me in the last 10 years. Life’s crazy man
I just wanted to say, keep going and get well soon!
This comment section is so wholesome ISTG
Man your life must have not been rocking hard lol. Those years definitely made you stone cold through it all. But when an opportunity arrives, make sure to hit two stones with one pebble and carve your way out of that crevice. You can't let that boulder weigh you on your shoulders forever.
@@Dios_of_Autumn-1999 I almost choked on the water I was slipping when reading this comment.
@@CruzingAroundTheBlock I suppose you had a good time. Next time, make sure to let those thoughts sink in first before you drown lmao.
That beard trim is solid, rock on mate.
It is super relaxing! Thank you so much for making the video!!❤
As I was watching this video, I thought of all the moments that led me to watch a rock getting a haircut at 2am. All my successes, failures, and forgotten dreams from long ago, to be combined to lead me to this point in time. And was it worth it? Was this some gift? Curse? Is this what God intended for man to do? At first, these thoughts pressed on me, and I could not make a distinct answer. But as the snips and scrapes and clicks filled my ears with music, I realized that yes. This was the height of human civilization. Just 50 years ago, humans did not know the power of such a video. They didn't even realize such a power could exist. They could not crave something that was so above their heads, so foreign to them. But ladies and gentlemen, we are in the future. Our technology has granted us this blessing that not even the mighty emperors before us could ever hear or think to hear. We have become so far advanced that most of us have access to such pleasures in our lives. And to that, my friends, I say we must celebrate. Celebrate cinema. Celebrate the extraordinary. Celebrate ASMR. Raise your glasses at 2am to the video of a rock getting a haircut.
So touching ❤️😢
Better writing than my English teacher 💔😔
Dude... i was just thinking the same... xD you described what was in my mind on point😂❤🎉
This sounds like something you'd see in a jeaney collects video
Bro its 4 in the morning here and i gotta do a driving test in like 6 hours, but instead im watching the rock get a haircut 💀
Imagine going outside and seeing your neighbor just randomly give a rock a haircut 😂
And, you just read my mind. If i was that neighbor, i would probably wonder if this dude was okay.
Next level landscaping
This rock looks really good and better now. Loved the process.
My man said it would be an ASMR and he delivered. Truly, a man of his word.
One day this guy woke up and had an idea to film an ASMR of cutting rock’s hair…
We gotta protect him at all cost.
Scissors beat rock for once, noice!
W comment
@@realta.reborn W reply
@@BunnyDudette.overall W
Nope. There was another time when hanma yuujiro's scissors beat the crap outta Baki's rock
@@josephalbert2180 Shhh, I haven’t watched the anime yet, no spoilers. 😮💨
Your lawn is really nice. If i were able to have something similar like yours i would’ve spent my days sleeping on those comfy grass under the tree 😌
"Soo...how was the haircut?"
"🗿"
Is it me or does his client look a little stoned?
Comedy
It’s you buddy
What started as a joke ended up way tinglier than I expected. Great job! I think rock haircuts might be one of my favourite genres of asmr now 😂
wow that haircut rocks!
His neighbors: Honey look! He's shaving the Rock again!
That rock bouta pull so many geodes fr
Rock: duuuude my cut is insane shout out to my barber dawg 🗿
Exactly!😂😂
*Dang! Look at that slick fade!*
This really calms my mind, bro, thank you for the ASMR you made 😁👍🏻
"Are you winning, son?"
*_I'm watching someone shave a rock's nonexistent beard_*
This makes just as much sense as every dream I have ever had
A barbershop needs to hire this guy!
I clicked on this as a joke why am I getting tingles 💀
same😂
Same 😂😂😂
Ahhh the ASMR community. Where we'll watch and listen to anything as long as it gives us our tingle fix😊
Alex eubanks?
He ROCKS this hair cut
Bro got the cleanest cut in existence
Imagine if his neighbors went:
"Uhm, John, looks like he's at it again..."
the professionalism, the craftsmanship... i hope that rock gave a good tip for your service
That's a solid style and look
I bet that rock slept through out the session, so peaceful🤗
bro the landscape is just incredible seriously I would love to live in a place like this its beautiful
The fact that you kept the SAME ROCK from an entirely different video from 2 months ago, speaks clear to me.
Rock and stone, brother
Rock and Stone!
@@TapeStixxyTo those about to rock and stone... We salute you!
Rock and stone!!!
Deep rock galactic 😂😂😂
To the bone.
I bet that is the most relaxed rock
The most pampered rock ever. And all the other rocks are jealous
Just when you think you've seen everything in ASMR ... you rock the boat again ... 😁
🥁
I think we're at the edge of the universe when ya start to watch stuff like this.