everything i've ever done, ever said, ever thought, ever went... it all led me to this moment. watching a man give a haircut to a rock. this is my life.
imagine getting up in the mornng, getting a nice hot coffee and look outside the window for some sunlight, then you see a dude giving a rock a new cut.
I haven't taken my pet rock to a groomer before cause everyone just laughs at me. I'm glad there's people out there who truly appreciate a good rock touch up.
If you had told me 10 years ago that I’d be watching this, I probably would have wanted to see it then. I clicked this because I just had to see what it entailed and would have done the same 10 years ago
Words cant describe how badly i want rocks to be living entities who're just chill as hell, completely indifferent to being broken shattered or moved around, just vibing for countless years soaking in all that life has to offer, almost like an endless hibernation, the most relaxing experience you could imagine y'know and this one just randomly got a haircut during his endless journey and is real chuffed about it
well most popular asmr channels are women (nothing wrong with that) but ASMR doesn't really seem to be the main point for them. this is just straight up, as is rock asmr. nothing sexual or distracting. 100% effort and tingles
@@abogmus8904i don’t know what kind of asmr you’re watching but i rarely find sexual asmr content with girls. occasionally i will but honestly even those are pretty relaxing. there are also a lot of girl asmrists who’ve had a lot of creative ideas. gibi asmr, angelica, asmr planet are some examples
@@abogmus8904the algorithm is telling on you rn, i rarely see sexual asmr shit. but if you click on that kind of stuff you’re gonna see it all the time
Whoever’s reading this remember God loves you very much!!!! Jesus is King and was crucified, buried, and rose so we can be saved and you can accept Him today🙏❤️💯
@@hmac9597i dont imagine that any rocks have sex or gender, but at the same time i dont think it minds what its referred to, people will call anything "he"
No, that's technically impossible. the laws of physics and the natural processes involved in rock formation. Rocks are typically formed through the process of lithification, which involves the compaction and cementation of sediment over long periods of time. This process occurs under specific conditions such as pressure, temperature, and the presence of minerals a small rock, by definition, lacks the necessary mass and composition to undergo this process and transform into a boulder. The size of a rock is determined by its initial formation and subsequent erosion, weathering, or transportation. While rocks can undergo changes in size due to these processes, they do not grow in the same way living organisms do moreover, the growth of a rock into a boulder would require the addition of significant amounts of sediment or minerals over time. Without these essential components, a small rock cannot accumulate the necessary mass and volume to become a boulder. The laws of physics dictate that the growth of a rock is limited to the processes of erosion, weathering, and transportation, which can cause rocks to break down or change in shape, but not increase in size In conclusion, the growth of a small rock into a boulder is impossible due to the laws of physics and the natural processes involved in rock formation. rocks do not possess the ability to grow like living organisms, and their size is determined by factors such as initial formation, erosion, and weathering.
nah, more like one of those chairs that are like softish kinda it's like mostly wood but the seat is really soft but that's the only soft thing on it so it's not comfortable very much
I bet his fiance is so used to his weirdness that when he says he is going to give a rock a shave and a haircut she's like "yeah okay whatever" and goes about her day.
Golf commentator narration: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another exciting round of ASMR with WS. Here we see WS begin to fill the bowl with, not 1 or 2, but 12-16 pumps of shaving gel foam. A bold move indeed; let’s see if this will pay off further along. Now, WS has decided to go with the putt brush, an unorthodox move, one we haven’t seen in a long time. And now the mixing begins. To the untrained eye it may seem that he is simply making a mess, but what the inexperienced viewer does not see is the method by which WS incorporates the foam onto the brush. Notice the movements of the wrist, the grip on the brush, and the intensity of the strokes as he incorporates all of the foam. Pure poetry. Next he begins to cover the rock with the foam. First some light brushes and strokes, as though he were a painter feeling and visualizing the stunning artwork hidden in the canvas. At last the rock is covered and he can begin his work. Notice the blade, how it transforms an otherwise rugged texture down to a smooth surface. This is true ASMR. Now that the blade has served its purpose, we now move on the scissors and various water treatments, that will, without a doubt, give this plain rock, a much needed makeover.
As I was watching this video, I thought of all the moments that led me to watch a rock getting a haircut at 2am. All my successes, failures, and forgotten dreams from long ago, to be combined to lead me to this point in time. And was it worth it? Was this some gift? Curse? Is this what God intended for man to do? At first, these thoughts pressed on me, and I could not make a distinct answer. But as the snips and scrapes and clicks filled my ears with music, I realized that yes. This was the height of human civilization. Just 50 years ago, humans did not know the power of such a video. They didn't even realize such a power could exist. They could not crave something that was so above their heads, so foreign to them. But ladies and gentlemen, we are in the future. Our technology has granted us this blessing that not even the mighty emperors before us could ever hear or think to hear. We have become so far advanced that most of us have access to such pleasures in our lives. And to that, my friends, I say we must celebrate. Celebrate cinema. Celebrate the extraordinary. Celebrate ASMR. Raise your glasses at 2am to the video of a rock getting a haircut.
Man your life must have not been rocking hard lol. Those years definitely made you stone cold through it all. But when an opportunity arrives, make sure to hit two stones with one pebble and carve your way out of that crevice. You can't let that boulder weigh you on your shoulders forever.
I FUCKING HATE IT SO BAD!! Accidentally clicked on this, skipped ahead a bit and only heard one second of the scraping and now I have been cringing in a panicked state for over 15 minutes.. I can't understand how a sound can do that but it doesn't fucking go away from my head!!! It feels like my mouth is full of rocks and I'm chewing on them or something. Sounds concerning stones are the only thing that does it to me. And no it's not a slight displeasure, it's a full blown anxiety attack that is so visceral I don't know what to do!!!!!
I love this so much but also watching the blades on the rock and thinking about them being dulled down so much kills me when I work with knives all the time 😂
Imagine walking down the street and seeing a guy with a camera set up giving a garden rock a haircut, I would just give him a thumbs up and keep walking
You just made this rock the most loved and cared for rock in the world. Idk that’s just such a weird but beautiful thing to do and I’m sure that rock will consider themselves lucky among all his other rock friends 😂😊🤗
Channels like Atmosphere put in so much effort with costumes and props and yet I’m just as invested watching this guy man handle this rock on his porch.
Like a rock-standin' arrow straight Like a rock-chargin' from the gate Like a rock-carryin' the weight Like a rock Oh like a rock-the sun upon my skin Like a rock-hard against the wind Like a rock-I see myself again Like a rock-oh like a rock
Its a log, its a log, its big its heavy its wood. Fits on your back, good for a snack, rolls over your neighbors dog. Its a log, its a log, its big its heavy its wood.
This is what the millions of years of human evolution, has created, your ancestors who have fought countless battles and faced death themselves so you could thrive, and this what you create!? Its so beautiful!!!!!!
I FUCKING HATE IT SO BAD!! Accidentally clicked on this, skipped ahead a bit and only heard one second of the scraping and now I have been cringing in a panicked state for over 15 minutes.. I can't understand how a sound can do that but it doesn't fucking go away from my head!!! It feels like my mouth is full of rocks and I'm chewing on them or something. Sounds concerning stones are the only thing that does it to me. And no it's not a slight displeasure, it's a full blown anxiety attack that is so visceral I don't know what to do!!!!!
![ASMR Relaxing Hair Cutting But Barber is Very Old!! [ASMR]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kBkJATwEagw/mqdefault.jpg)
so nice seeing Dwayne be so calm during this haircut.
For real
"I don't think Dwayne has hair to cut bro!"
@@Cazammaftha shi was so unfunny
Shoutou to his barber must not be easy cutting his hair
@@CazammafThat's how he went bald
This rock been on earth for countless years just chillin I bet he never thought he would be RUclips famous
This comment.
i don’t think he ever thought he would get a haircut either
@@teehee5700 i bet he never thought
@@krotailen8025bruh😂😂😂
Before🪨/after🗿🍷
Imagine a billion years from now someone finds this rock, they will never have guessed it had a haircut
Yeah his hair would have grown by then
Poor rock might be balding by then
that is so relateable i alwasys find a rock that will never have guessed it had a haircut
God would have come by then
@@BiggestMessiFan12334 ??
everything i've ever done, ever said, ever thought, ever went...
it all led me to this moment. watching a man give a haircut to a rock. this is my life.
And then me saying hi to you
and then me replying
and then me reading this
and then me hating on you all and being racist online
And then i get put on a government watch list
imagine getting up in the mornng, getting a nice hot coffee and look outside the window for some sunlight, then you see a dude giving a rock a new cut.
Yeah man 😂 i think the same thing 😅
You’d probably also see the camera and figure it was a weird new internet trend
LOLL
😂😂😂
😰💀
“Cassandra the neighbors at it again”
“What’s he doing this time?”
…..
“He’s putting shaving cream on a rock…”
😂😂😂
LMAO Cassandra so random 😂
Hahaha You Made My Day😂😂
"dear god"
Alf is Shaving lol
I haven't taken my pet rock to a groomer before cause everyone just laughs at me. I'm glad there's people out there who truly appreciate a good rock touch up.
600th like :)
@@anubis_atg605 lmao
@@anubis_atg620th like :(
715th
832th
This rock should be in a museum.
ASMR is an excuse for people to do whatever and I love it
fR
Asmr committing tax fraud is the best one yet
Fr
And to be honest, that's exactly it.
It's not about _what_ you're doing. It's about _how_. Haphazard, or controlled? Calm, or chaotic?
@@bluejay3748Tax evasion asmr is more relatable but I guess that’s just me
I must say your roleplays are getting boulder and boulder these days.
booo
@@CazammafJust let him rock on, man, I thought his pun was solid, don't soil this for him
Omg💀💀
This is bound to the rock the boat ifykwim
😂😂😂
That's honestly the most original ASMR i've ever seen
@Elpolohermanosfr
@Elpolohermanos Yah that joke will never be funny.
@@WitchKing-Of-Angmarok
@@WitchKing-Of-AngmarMove along kiddo.
@@farhatamnan3736 How does that make me a kid?
Glad to see rock and scissors getting along okay
Jo ken po, i win
This is way too underrated
You know everything is peaceful when paper isn't around
@@ath477 LMAOOO
made my day man haha
If you told me 10 years ago I’d be watching a person give the rock a haircut I wouldn’t have believed you
i like The Rock, hes good man
If you had told me 10 years ago that I’d be watching this, I probably would have wanted to see it then. I clicked this because I just had to see what it entailed and would have done the same 10 years ago
@Harsh-xk9lyif you told me 5 years ago that I would be watching rock asmr, I would’ve probably believed you
perfect grammar. Subjunctive mood 😮
I would have believed me
rock went from 🪨 to 🗿 real quick
This is a top tier comment. 😂👌🏼
Noice bro 😂
Super comment.
✨🗿
Humbled indeed
Words cant describe how badly i want rocks to be living entities who're just chill as hell, completely indifferent to being broken shattered or moved around, just vibing for countless years soaking in all that life has to offer, almost like an endless hibernation, the most relaxing experience you could imagine y'know and this one just randomly got a haircut during his endless journey and is real chuffed about it
woah thats such a cool thought.. now i want that too !!
@@bleepbloop311i am rock
🗿
Boy do I have a religion for you (Shinto)
Isn’t that just a turtle?
This is not the ASMR we wanted, this is the ASMR we needed
No one has ever been that gentle to the rock before
Sad ending :(
The End ☠️
Womp womp
why are weird / obscure ASMRs actually better then regular asmr
well most popular asmr channels are women (nothing wrong with that) but ASMR doesn't really seem to be the main point for them.
this is just straight up, as is rock asmr. nothing sexual or distracting. 100% effort and tingles
@@abogmus8904i don’t know what kind of asmr you’re watching but i rarely find sexual asmr content with girls. occasionally i will but honestly even those are pretty relaxing. there are also a lot of girl asmrists who’ve had a lot of creative ideas. gibi asmr, angelica, asmr planet are some examples
@@abogmus8904the algorithm is telling on you rn, i rarely see sexual asmr shit. but if you click on that kind of stuff you’re gonna see it all the time
@@abogmus8904
Do you understand that you’re saying all women ASMR channels solely do sexual content? What the actual fuck dude
right!
It was worth it. That stone immediately looks 2000 years younger!
🤣
Whoever’s reading this remember God loves you very much!!!! Jesus is King and was crucified, buried, and rose so we can be saved and you can accept Him today🙏❤️💯
😂😂
@@Kaleb_Scamen 🙏🏻
@@Kaleb_Sc Jit did not have to bring up god. Like let mfs have their own religion/beleifs (Ik i spelled that wrong)
I sat and watched all 20 minutes of a rock getting its hair cut. This is my life.
Can we be friends?
"Can we be friends?" Chain gang, rise up!!!
Can we be friends?
@@TheKuboGD 😟
Can we be friends?
This is the most relaxed looking rock I’ve ever seen. He’s loving his haircut.
UK, right? Usually rocks have a look of half relaxed, have ready to end it all
he's really feeling it
who says it's a he??
@@hmac9597i dont imagine that any rocks have sex or gender, but at the same time i dont think it minds what its referred to, people will call anything "he"
@@hmac9597who says it’s an it? 🤨
Such a handsome little guy can’t wait to see him grow into a boulder.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
No, that's technically impossible. the laws of physics and the natural processes involved in rock formation. Rocks are typically formed through the process of lithification, which involves the compaction and cementation of sediment over long periods of time. This process occurs under specific conditions such as pressure, temperature, and the presence of minerals a small rock, by definition, lacks the necessary mass and composition to undergo this process and transform into a boulder. The size of a rock is determined by its initial formation and subsequent erosion, weathering, or transportation. While rocks can undergo changes in size due to these processes, they do not grow in the same way living organisms do moreover, the growth of a rock into a boulder would require the addition of significant amounts of sediment or minerals over time. Without these essential components, a small rock cannot accumulate the necessary mass and volume to become a boulder. The laws of physics dictate that the growth of a rock is limited to the processes of erosion, weathering, and transportation, which can cause rocks to break down or change in shape, but not increase in size In conclusion, the growth of a small rock into a boulder is impossible due to the laws of physics and the natural processes involved in rock formation. rocks do not possess the ability to grow like living organisms, and their size is determined by factors such as initial formation, erosion, and weathering.
@@Kousame It was just a joke 😭
@@Kousame fr
@@Kousamewhat's wrong with you
I was not expecting to sit down for 20 minutes to watch a rock get a hair cut but I have no regrets
Same, it’s 6 am right now, I’ve been awake for the last 3 hours. Have work in 1 hour and…. I’m watching this rock get a haircut 😂
@@Erica937.Rock is balder then ever
no regerts
Same here at 1AM almost 2AM lol
I kinda feel bad for that blade lol
Never thought a human being could get jealous of a rock and yet here i am
😂😂😂
That hit me so hard
@@giantbeanrider6677 hit you like a rock?
nah, more like one of those chairs that are like softish kinda it's like mostly wood but the seat is really soft but that's the only soft thing on it so it's not comfortable very much
I bet his fiance is so used to his weirdness that when he says he is going to give a rock a shave and a haircut she's like "yeah okay whatever" and goes about her day.
She's his wife now
The guy is probably happier than most of us here in the comments
@@maverickmyu7968damn right
@@maverickmyu7968that’s a hectic thing to say man💀
@@ilovenanami4569
its true though 😂😆😄😅😀🥹🥺😢😭
Perfect no headphone sounds, fell asleep to this one.
Mission accomplished, thanks Mike!
Legend respecting legend
And I'm here too
What exactly is no headphone sounds?
Ah so this rock is getting elegant for his medical check with Dr Andrew Michaels. Now everything makes sense 🤔
It’s not just a rock…it’s a boulder ❤
Period❣️🙏🏻
Quote was the other way around btw
@@Jeff-lo4udright it doesn’t make sense 😭
“It’s not just a boulder it’s a rock!!”-Spongebob Squarepants quote ❤😂
"Its not just a boulder, It's Iraq!" - Spongebob
I'm sure no other rock in history has received so much attention.
😂😂😂
well all those idols made of rocks though 😂
Dwayne second place with this one🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
Ever heard of Pygmalion?
Nah you forgot about when people had pet rocks
Despite how dull that knife may be from all that scraping, i won't deny: that rock is looking *sharper* than ever 🥁
There was no razor in the handle but i dont doubt that the metal part of the handle is very scraped up after that
You can tell how much he really enjoyed this. Such a handsome young rock!
Somehow, this is one of the best "haircut" videos out there despite there being no hair involved. Great stuff dude.
Yeah I agree great sounds
fellow connoisseurs
6:28 wrong.
@@Blargo245LOL
Timestamps : ⌛️
0:03 - 0:28 Cream making 🍦
0:29 - 2:24 Covering 👳♀️
2:25 - 4:13 Shaving 🪒
4:15 - 6:41 Spraying Water and cleaning it 💦
6:46 - 9:45 Scissors ✂️
9:47 - 10:59 Roller thing🛴
11:03 - 11:29 Water spraying💧
11:35 - 15:32 2 Scissors ✂️✂️
15:35 - 16:00 Brush🖌️
16:03 - 19:06 Massage💆♂️
19:15 - 20:46 Scissors 3 ✂️✂️✂️
These are the Timestamps if something is wrong reply
Golf commentator narration:
Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another exciting round of ASMR with WS.
Here we see WS begin to fill the bowl with, not 1 or 2, but 12-16 pumps of shaving gel foam. A bold move indeed; let’s see if this will pay off further along.
Now, WS has decided to go with the putt brush, an unorthodox move, one we haven’t seen in a long time.
And now the mixing begins. To the untrained eye it may seem that he is simply making a mess, but what the inexperienced viewer does not see is the method by which WS incorporates the foam onto the brush.
Notice the movements of the wrist, the grip on the brush, and the intensity of the strokes as he incorporates all of the foam. Pure poetry.
Next he begins to cover the rock with the foam. First some light brushes and strokes, as though he were a painter feeling and visualizing the stunning artwork hidden in the canvas. At last the rock is covered and he can begin his work.
Notice the blade, how it transforms an otherwise rugged texture down to a smooth surface. This is true ASMR.
Now that the blade has served its purpose, we now move on the scissors and various water treatments, that will, without a doubt, give this plain rock, a much needed makeover.
Thanks
This was entertaining
Soft claps 👏🏽
that rock will forever be grateful for the care it received on this day
I really love the idea of someone just seeing a random rock and thinking to themselves "That rock needs a haircut"
pov: Dwayne getting ready for his movie scenes
😂😂😂
This is a very under appreciated joke
хоть Скале Джонсону и 51 год, но выглядит он на 30 лет моложе.. И новая прическа на нем смотрится потрясающе!
Personally I prefer rocks with a 5 o’clock shadow and longer hair, but you did a great grooming job with this one 😂. Plus great tingles!
😂😂😂
but girls think haircut a rock is borin n nerdy n such a joke tho
You gotta give the man props this is the most original asmr you can find
go check go chech ASMR tiny if you like original ASMR
Another pretty original creator is Angelica, one time she literally helped a smurf give birth....
"Made In France ASMR" It's the most original thing I've ever seen.
@@V4lENzzz.💀
quite hard to find a simple asmr when the top results always rp asmr
I must thank the youtube algorithm for bringing me this extraordinary content!
As I was watching this video, I thought of all the moments that led me to watch a rock getting a haircut at 2am. All my successes, failures, and forgotten dreams from long ago, to be combined to lead me to this point in time. And was it worth it? Was this some gift? Curse? Is this what God intended for man to do? At first, these thoughts pressed on me, and I could not make a distinct answer. But as the snips and scrapes and clicks filled my ears with music, I realized that yes. This was the height of human civilization. Just 50 years ago, humans did not know the power of such a video. They didn't even realize such a power could exist. They could not crave something that was so above their heads, so foreign to them. But ladies and gentlemen, we are in the future. Our technology has granted us this blessing that not even the mighty emperors before us could ever hear or think to hear. We have become so far advanced that most of us have access to such pleasures in our lives. And to that, my friends, I say we must celebrate. Celebrate cinema. Celebrate the extraordinary. Celebrate ASMR. Raise your glasses at 2am to the video of a rock getting a haircut.
So touching ❤️😢
Better writing than my English teacher 💔😔
Dude... i was just thinking the same... xD you described what was in my mind on point😂❤🎉
This sounds like something you'd see in a jeaney collects video
Bro its 4 in the morning here and i gotta do a driving test in like 6 hours, but instead im watching the rock get a haircut 💀
timestamps!🥰
0:00 - 0:30 mixing shaving cream!
0:31 - 2:24 applying shaving cream
2:25 - 4:08 shaving the rock!
4:10 - 4:25 washing the rock!
4:37 -5:48 drying the rock!
5:52 - 6:39 more washing!
6:43 - 8:26 combing and cutting!
8:29 - 9:44 zaza razor cutting
9:45 - 11:00 roller thing-??
11:02 - 11:29 even more water....
11:31 - 13:37 combing/cutting
13:39 - 14:04 more zaza razor cutting
14:05 - 14:30 brushing
14:31 - 14:59 small cutting/ brush
15:00 - 15:31 more zaza ravor cutting
15:33 - 15:56 brushing
15:56 - 16:58 sprays ect-
17:00 - 18:04 massage and wiping
18:06 - 19:21 combing
19:23 - 19:27 little bit of zaza razor cutting
19:29 - 20:05 cutting/combing
20:07 - 20:46 spray/comb and massage!
edit 1: 70 LIKES?! WERE YALL COME FROM?!
edit 2: 91 IM FAMOUS 😭😭😭😭😭
you are a hero to us all
ty for the timestamp. btw the "razor cutting thing" is called "Zaza hair clipper"
@@alangoddyr alright i wikl fix that and you welcome🦶
I remember getting my pet rock groomed as a kid. This video makes me sedimental
Good one 😅😂
This pun rocks.
Sedementary sedentary
so is this. @@Ie_Froggy
how *stoned* were you when typing this?
The tingles always come from random and original ideas like these
Never thought listening to a rock get a haircut would make a really good asmr video, this rocks
pun intended on "this rocks"
ba dum tsss
One day this guy woke up and had an idea to film an ASMR of cutting rock’s hair…
We gotta protect him at all cost.
The rock after this haircut: 🗿
The absolute giga chad
S s ère w
An electrifying cut thats so good,you'd look like the final boss
I’m sick in bed breathing through one nostril watching a rock get treated better than anyone has treated me in the last 10 years. Life’s crazy man
I just wanted to say, keep going and get well soon!
This comment section is so wholesome ISTG
Man your life must have not been rocking hard lol. Those years definitely made you stone cold through it all. But when an opportunity arrives, make sure to hit two stones with one pebble and carve your way out of that crevice. You can't let that boulder weigh you on your shoulders forever.
@@Dios_of_Autumn-1999 I almost choked on the water I was slipping when reading this comment.
@@CruzingAroundTheBlock I suppose you had a good time. Next time, make sure to let those thoughts sink in first before you drown lmao.
Scissors beat rock for once, noice!
W comment
@@realta.reborn W reply
@@BunnyDudette.overall W
@josephalbert2180 Shhh, I haven’t watched the anime yet, no spoilers. 😮💨
@josephalbert2180 ah, I see
What started as a joke ended up way tinglier than I expected. Great job! I think rock haircuts might be one of my favourite genres of asmr now 😂
I'm a geologist and happy to see people started to be nice to rocks. They matter.
Did you see what he did at the end😅😅😂😂😂😂
bro the landscape is just incredible seriously I would love to live in a place like this its beautiful
Ahhh the ASMR community. Where we'll watch and listen to anything as long as it gives us our tingle fix😊
Alex eubanks?
Is it me or does his client look a little stoned?
Comedy
It’s you buddy
The transformation is immaculate!
That rock bouta pull so many geodes fr
Imagine going outside and seeing your neighbor just randomly give a rock a haircut 😂
And, you just read my mind. If i was that neighbor, i would probably wonder if this dude was okay.
Next level landscaping
the professionalism, the craftsmanship... i hope that rock gave a good tip for your service
I appreciate a man dedicated to his craft like this
After 4 billion years, that rock finally had its first and presumably last haircut. 🗿
hey man, you never know; that rock could very well stick around in the house/yard to come back for another cut in the future
It did
The fact that you kept the SAME ROCK from an entirely different video from 2 months ago, speaks clear to me.
Rock and stone, brother
Rock and Stone!
@@StixxyTapeTo those about to rock and stone... We salute you!
Rock and stone!!!
Deep rock galactic 😂😂😂
To the bone.
I don't like the metal scraping rock sounds but I LOVE the thorough dedication of giving this rock the best haircut ever. Amazing
I FUCKING HATE IT SO BAD!! Accidentally clicked on this, skipped ahead a bit and only heard one second of the scraping and now I have been cringing in a panicked state for over 15 minutes.. I can't understand how a sound can do that but it doesn't fucking go away from my head!!! It feels like my mouth is full of rocks and I'm chewing on them or something. Sounds concerning stones are the only thing that does it to me. And no it's not a slight displeasure, it's a full blown anxiety attack that is so visceral I don't know what to do!!!!!
Same
The rock is rockin after the haircut...
I actually think this is one of the best ASMR videos ever made.
I clicked on this as a joke why am I getting tingles 💀
same😂
Same 😂😂😂
Rock before haircut: 🪨
Rock after haurcut: 🗿
His neighbors: Honey look! He's shaving the Rock again!
The before and after is incredible, truly an expert stylist's masterpiece right here. Can't wait to make an appointment myself. Beautiful.
You must have the most well groomed and spa’d up rocks, lawn, and trees 😂
I love the sound it makes when you stir the foam rapidly.
I love this so much but also watching the blades on the rock and thinking about them being dulled down so much kills me when I work with knives all the time 😂
i was thinking the same lol
Imagine if his neighbors went:
"Uhm, John, looks like he's at it again..."
Just when you think you've seen everything in ASMR ... you rock the boat again ... 😁
🥁
I think we're at the edge of the universe when ya start to watch stuff like this.
Listening to this while watching felt like im getting a new haircut
Imagine walking down the street and seeing a guy with a camera set up giving a garden rock a haircut, I would just give him a thumbs up and keep walking
7 year old me playing with fake scissors in recess
this bro is really a expert in his job, not 1 tool, two tools at same time, insane
I actually feel sleepy after watching this so far. I will be using it to help my horrible out of proportion sleep schedule.
The best client still as a rock
Ok but like, why am I so happy watching this rock get pampered??
"Are you winning, son?"
*_I'm watching someone shave a rock's nonexistent beard_*
Your lawn is really nice. If i were able to have something similar like yours i would’ve spent my days sleeping on those comfy grass under the tree 😌
You just made this rock the most loved and cared for rock in the world. Idk that’s just such a weird but beautiful thing to do and I’m sure that rock will consider themselves lucky among all his other rock friends 😂😊🤗
Channels like Atmosphere put in so much effort with costumes and props and yet I’m just as invested watching this guy man handle this rock on his porch.
The before and after is truly breathtaking.
Bro was just rocking there
This has made me unbelieveably happy even though I was just thinking of relapsing-
Thank you for this, for making me happy when nothing else has
Stay with us, don't go back to the dark place
I hope you’re staying strong, friend. No matter what - you are loved.
Relapsing into/on what?
@@userMikeforsure1997into something bad. Does it matter what?
@@zeiiyuu No no... sorry. Youre right.
This is gonna be my new favorite now. Perfect sound sensitivity, great triggers!
Rock: duuuude my cut is insane shout out to my barber dawg 🗿
Exactly!😂😂
This is unironically a nice thing to listen to.
What a lucky stone! 😳😳😳
He was transformed from an anonymous boulder in to a Rock Star! 🤩🤩🤩
The thought of this rock just busy existing for millions or billions of years just to someday have shaving cream put on it is hilarious to me 😂
Well also it having no continuous and having no idea that it would be famous with new stylish hair.
This makes me want to date the rock as a geoscientist. Which is funny bc that rock gets a fresh cut and then gets a date!!! ha
Like a rock-standin' arrow straight
Like a rock-chargin' from the gate
Like a rock-carryin' the weight
Like a rock
Oh like a rock-the sun upon my skin
Like a rock-hard against the wind
Like a rock-I see myself again
Like a rock-oh like a rock
Its a log, its a log, its big its heavy its wood. Fits on your back, good for a snack, rolls over your neighbors dog. Its a log, its a log, its big its heavy its wood.
@@ava4689 From BLAMMO!
This is what the millions of years of human evolution, has created, your ancestors who have fought countless battles and faced death themselves so you could thrive, and this what you create!? Its so beautiful!!!!!!
handsome rock, beautiful hair structure, perfect facial features
Im so confused. Hes doing it on an actual goddamn rock yet the sounds are better than 90% of the haircut asmr roleplays on this site
Cierto
I FUCKING HATE IT SO BAD!! Accidentally clicked on this, skipped ahead a bit and only heard one second of the scraping and now I have been cringing in a panicked state for over 15 minutes.. I can't understand how a sound can do that but it doesn't fucking go away from my head!!! It feels like my mouth is full of rocks and I'm chewing on them or something. Sounds concerning stones are the only thing that does it to me. And no it's not a slight displeasure, it's a full blown anxiety attack that is so visceral I don't know what to do!!!!!
Excellent job. I feel like the new cut really brings out and compliments the rock's character.
돌을 면도 한다니 신박한 방법이다. 하지만 소리는 너무 좋다.
WhisperSoft: Just gonna make this video real quick
Rock: Dude, thank you so much. That's the most relaxed I've ever been