Hasan Picks His Harry Potter House | Deep Cuts | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix
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- Опубликовано: 29 июн 2019
- On this week's Deep Cuts Hasan chooses which house he would be sorted into at Hogwarts, and it's one we didn't realize was an option. He also reveals who his scariest interaction at the 2017 White House Correspondents' Dinner was with, his thoughts on how dangerous Mitch McConnell really is, and tells the story of an unlikely interaction with a fan on the street.
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anyone: *asks question*
hasan: but what about YOU
because the questions are stupid. "what flavor of Doritos are you"???
So true 😂
I love when he does that so engaging
This is the real 'whataboutism' that we need to stop
I just watched a video by Trevor Noah were he claimed that Indians manage to ask thousands of questions within a conversation and now that I'm watching this it feels like RUclips is trying to prove his point
the most desi thing about this episode was the guy who said he'd pivot from engineer to doctor like oof
That guy exist, and he's my brother-in-law, no joke.
@@JTsGrl1381 that's amazing
The guy who said that was my younger cousin lol.
@@SpectreOfWallSt so um is he single..😅
and only indian ppl will understand what desi means lol
"you know how Indian people stare"
how dare you shake me to the core by acknowledging a universal truth like it means nothing
HAHAHAHA
"Stare" you mean look. Literally everyone "looks", its not called "Staring".
Startup Division yoinks
He says it all the time. Like, he said, "I know my baby is Indian, ummm because she stares." And well we do, we may deny it, we may think it was a glimpse, but we do...
@@thiscommentor2858 exactly..everyone stares...not just "indians".
Lazier than I am woke. My new tinder bio.
Honestly, Trader Jose is fucking fine by me lol.
My daily mood
ruclips.net/video/sfjzPAct29w/видео.html
ruclips.net/video/GfAhwxfRhSY/видео.html
He s jihadi...he hates non Islamic people... Dey jst using deir innocence... to bcm popular
If i get a selfie with this dude, I'm gonna post it on twitter with a caption "Finally met this guy, Timothée Chalamet."
😆😆😆😆
even better, meet him at starbucks
That's a good one 😂😂😂
I think he'd be a ravenclaw. He's really clever and seems really intelligent
He's a Ravenpuff confirmed. Though he will be living with Hagrid that's canon.
@@flamesofchaos13 I'd want to live with Hagrid too! And chill with Fang
HouseMDaddict that sat score tho man
@@HouseMDaddict I'd too if it's an option!
Yeah totally Ra enclaw. He thinks too much for any other house.
The “awww” in chorus everytime Hasan talks about his daughter
Where did that happen
That one guys has the most Indian parents ever. They got him good with that engineer to doctor pivot.
i knooooow. exactly what was on my mind
That's exactly what I thought
My husband gave me the exact same answer after our arranged marriage. And I am an absolute filmi weirdo, our entire future flashed before my eyes in that very moment. But we are breaking each other slowly, corroding is more like it.
@@thiscommentor2858 awwww :')
@@thiscommentor2858 do you love him?
An engineer that would pivot to medicine? As an engineering student, let me say... That's nuts, bro. I'd pivot to something like photography.
if my man wants to go from Death By Stress to Death By a Different Kinda Stress, let him 😤
@@oof-rr5nf Mmmm you're right!
I mean, that’s like an immigrant parents dream child there lol. Like, that’s the answer I’d give in front of my parents. From engineer to doctor but on the real, I’d really join the circus.
As a biomedical engineer i don't know how to react
Engineering to photography? You're Farhan from 3 Idiots.
Hasan has no mercy for UC Santa Cruz 😂
Adnan A
I see ur comment on every third or fourth video I watch
Noor ul Iman I usually show up in every video people watch. I’m slacking
disrespecting the hufflepuffs like dat smh
I mean their mascot is the Banana Slug
Let's be real: the people who are most likely to create their own majors are Ravenclaws because they're intellectual extras.
exactly. i detest people characterising ravenclaw as The House of Hermiones when there are a billion ways to be wise in life! canon case in point: the one and only, luna lovegood
Ravenclaws are the people who challenge academic norms because it’s too restrictive (as you said), and that’s why I don’t really see that as Hermione’s “true House”. She needed courage to break the rules, Ravenclaws just need a reason
Telling it like it is!! 🥰 but I think Hufflepuffs would be a great asset in helping with the idea. Ravenclaws would pursue and make it happen!
Yes! I'm a Ravenclaw to the core, but I DON'T always score great on tests. I don't climb my friends to get to success. I don't memorise every page of my textbooks.
I am bomb on the topics I am passionate about, and and can debate back and forth for hours. (Literally. 7 consecutive hours is my record so far). I love books, Only if they are history or adventure or something exciting. I hate Physics and Chemistry. I am not a boring old wart, but rather fun loving and bouncy.
Being a Ravenclaw means thinking out of the box, breaking out of our confines, not to have boring heads buried in textbooks!
@Lockjaw I did take the test 11 times on Pottermore, and got Ravenclaw nine times. That's pretty simple Math.
And well, you're obviously not Ravenclaw either.
Hasan actually spoke at my college a year or two ago. I wrote a question asking what Hogwarts house he thought he'd be in, but they never got around to asking him that.
ibXCV it’s one of the most asked questions on the public speaking circuit. I mean ffs they wanted Hillary Clinton to make a Gryffindor metaphor for her campaign. It stopped being clever fifteen years ago.
@@thefloridamanofytcomments5264 Hasan is a massive Harry Potter fan, though
The Harry Potter: Wizards Unite AR (augmented reality) mobile game just came out less than 2 weeks ao, so that’s probably why it’s top of mind these days. Great game by the way.
Well, now that you know, I hope you're happy knowing that
@@thefloridamanofytcomments5264 that makes no sense, Hillary is obviously a Slytherin. Most politicians are for that matter
Hasan is the type of Ravenclaw who would think of the most sideways and random - but preposterously well-researched and flawlessly argued - answers to the riddles requiring entry to the Common Room that the statue would no longer bother, he would just be let in on sight.
He 100% a Ravenclaw with some Hufflepuff traits.
your way of composing words together around with each other is pretty good. loved reading the pattern you created without any literal breakage.
lol just be let in on sight I love it
I like that Hasan is really nice to his audience and doesn't need to put them down to get humour. I mean I am really sensitive and I get defensive when comedian make fun of the audience members. 🤪🤣
Lol pussy
I agree.. That's one reason I started watching him.
Dimple Mehta yeah not like Kapil Sharna show, he is funny too but most of the time he makes fun of their audience and make them embarrassed
@@karimoriakhel8287 Exactly. I too was going to mention him. He is rude many a times.
@@gyanapriyapanda He's a comedian of course some of it is going to come off rude to someone. What comedian hasn't done that? He's interacting with his audience and enjoying responding to them. It comes off genuine and you can tell he gets nervous which is relatable.
Facebook quiz doesn’t count 😂 go on Pottermore
Rachel Auguste exactly, know your basics! Smh 😆 this dude would obviously be a Hufflepuff
Yet the facebook quiz more likely from pottermore tho
Ikr
Exactly what I was thinking.
idk using the facebook quiz is a pretty Gryffindor thing to do
I've always thought of Hasan as a Ravenclaw with too much sense of humor to be only book smart.
Totally.
First Ravenclaw have lots of humor. One of the house traits is being witty. And the founder had a stature build of her with a hidden dick joke on it!
If you’re a Potter fan and an activist at the same time, I actually recommend the Harry Potter and the Sacred Text podcast. (www.harrypottersacredtext.com). It analyzes each of the Potter books for all kinds of deeper lessons, that aren’t cliche and can just be completely fascinating with how observant the two hosts are.
Bruh ravenclaws are witty af
ravenclaws are intelligent. it doesn't necessarily mean textbook intelligence
I want to congratulate those who are first but dont have the urge the comment it
Thank u
Np
First!
Lazier than I'm woke 🤷
@Proud Bangladeshi গর্বিত বাংলাদেশী What the fuck are you doing here?
as a sudanese thank you for covering the situation I was getting frustrated by the lack of coverage from the media so thank you
i wish you would talk about venezuela and also how both political parties in the us are misusing information from our country as propaganda.
🗣YES!
ZOMGG YES ABSOLUTELY
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This de the stupidest thing anyone has ever said
My family is safe in Venezuela and love Maduro! I wish they'd show both sides of the story!!
"Hufflepuff has a badger for their mascot"
"Yeah, cuz their cuddly"
Bruh, these people obviously know nothing about Badgers lmao
True, they are dubbed the most fearless animal.
Honey badger don’t give a shit
Or Harry Potter
They're cuddly! Until they bite your arm off
Me, a Casual Geographic fan: 👀
Let's break it down
Hassan Minhaj and Stephen Colbert - Ravenclaw
John Oliver and Trevor Noah - Hufflepuff
Jon Stewart & Sam Bee - Gryffendor
cazia9 Conan lives with hagrid
@@noorishataef6477 i agree
It is Hasan with a single s
Seth Meyers is a Slytherin
Ronny Chieng would probably a Gryffindor, but he might also be a Slytherin because he's mad at everything.
From Engineer to Doctor... was that guy Indian? Only Indian parents want their child to be only one of these. 😂😂
I was thinking he must be the dream son to all asian/Latin American parents choosing engineer or doctor by himself... if his next choice would be lawyer my parents would gladly exchange me for him
and brazilians
Ana Luísa Campos basically immigrant parents cus same for Nigerians
vdiitd you can get away with being a lawyer
I don't even have a career I'm 22 trust me folks your choices could be worse XD
I like the amount of Hufflepuffs to Gryffindors in that audience. Puff Pride, my dudes.
Also, Ravenclaws can have beef with everyone, including themselves.
I’m a ravenclaw and that is spot on
Yes, yes I do.
HOW CAN HASAN BE SO COOL AND FUN?
AND THOSE EYES MY GOD!
FULL OF HAPPINESS AND LIGHT
May you stay like this always
Love from India ❤.
Basically “the scariest thing about Mitch McConnell is he is..... competent.” Love it!
as much as I dislike him I always respected his level of strategy and focus. he doesn't let scandals faze him
Mitch McConnell strength comes from our collective ignorance and false equivalency between the parties.
@Joshua Jung and Chev4 Omega, I think he's a mercenary who's very crafty at accomplishing what he wants. It's just that those who give him money have the wrong motives.
*Where my Slytherin representation at!?*
Whoo
we're ri8 here
Rafa C HELL YEAH
Right here!
💚💚💚
*HASAN + TEAM* can you *PLEASE cover physician/resident suicides and burnout* ? It's a huge issue that isn't getting the coverage it deserves. If patients were being affected at such a high rate, people would be freaking out. We need to take care of the people who we trust to take care of us. (There's a great documentary on this called "Do No Harm")
Parida Snapesnapesnape seriously, lost the guy who was across from me in anatomy. The system is the problem.
It takes more than smarts to stay in medschool, internship, residency and beyond. You have to put in hours of lost sleep and sometimes thankless effort. The sacrifice to stay on duty for holidays and missing out on occasions with family and loved ones. The difficulty in handling cases. Prescribing meds and performing surgery is not as easy as what patients see on tv. It's sometimes a trial and error thing or wait and see mostly with meds, while surgery is mentally and physically tiring in some cases. Doctor's also get stressed, burnout, have mental issues, get addicted, suffer from chronic pains of hands, back, feet etc. Some female doctors have menstrual and infertility problems. It's hard to admit that sometimes you wish you've taken a different path.
Like for the fact that we have 16 minutes of DeEp CuTsss¡!
Thanks again hassan for shining a light on our issue in Sudan 💙🇸🇩
I just love the free flowing millenial talk...it's one of those moments where I feel truly connected on the internet, again.
Out of all the things he said, that "you know how indian people stare?" really got me. Why do we do that :')
If I ever take a pic with Hasan Minhaj,I will frame it in my room.
Also a Bengali btw
Ay gang gang
I’m Bangladeshi
@@owlright7524 yo me too bro
I'd do the same
Yoooooo Bengali Master Race
I love how he has something to say about almost every question asked. The questioning spectrum is so wide but he has knowledge of about everything.
As soon as Hasan said "Alexa, play Zayn Malik," my Alexa lit up.
Rose I was listening on my Alexa and it paused the video because of that🤣
Same here! Mine actually responded about how if I want to play a specific song, I need to sign up for Amazon music.
Lol SAME
I actually thought that he would take 16 minutes just choosing his House.
hahaha same
Hasan if you read this, WE NEED the intro song on Spotify! Key word being NEED!!!!
I'm pretty much the exact opposite of the kid at the end. If I ever got a pic with Hasan, I'd probably frame it prominently in my living room.
Also I'm Ravenclaw, and if I had to choose a second house it'd be Hufflepuff.
I'm Hufflepuff and my second house would be Ravenclaw. But I'm afraid I'm actually a Huffindor I got traits of both.
gotta respect ravenclaws who respect the badger house
@@flamesofchaos13 honestly same
That thing about being like a widget in life...
I'm just happy seeing the video, him talk, I hope not many people would actually do that... Thank You
As an engineer I'll pivot to something like dog whisperer.
learning that hasan was/is listening to zayn sing whole new world is the best thing in my day right now
“It’s getting black mirror” Wrong the cellphone is a black mirror
Yeah, that's how Brooker got the name for the show.
Hufflepuffs represent!
I like to think everyone is like me and didn't think they were hufflepuff till they did the official quiz and now we all go hard on it.
goldenthyme13 Same with Slytherin.
100% what I am. Hufflepuff was a joke to me then I did the quiz and now I'm all like Best House Ever!
I've just recently started watching Hasan and I've got to say I love how humble and just such a kind person he is. And it's so lovely to see how he interacts with the crowd. :')
Hasan will always be a hufflepuff in my eyes with ravenclaw as a secondary house
Hufflepuff on the streets, Groundskeeper in the sheets.
true dat! adorable and smart as hell. but more adorable. and genuinely seems to care about the impact of his job... which is rare enough
I agree he's got that all around guy quality.
I feel like he never answers the questions haha and I would love to hear some of his answers
The deep cuts bit is so freaking genius! Sure others have tried it, but you make it work man!
Just found out recently there’s a « natural » flavor of Doritos ... bc they’re actually tortilla chips. Blew. My. Mind.
According to Pottermore, I'm a Slytherin married to a Hufflepuff. I dig.
THE ABSOLUTE *INHUMAN FANGIRL SQUEAL* I LET OUT WHEN HE SAID HIS MOST PLAYED TRACK WAS ZAYN-
Oh my god Same
All the episodes make me feel both... like “Thank you for covering that because omg how did I not know that”... I live under a rock
He damn speaks his mind every moment. Wonderful story teller, and everything is so damn funny and realistic at the same time. No acting, reading the script, like living the moment. Awesomeness !!!
either it's Cool Ranch or we've got ourselves a Mandela
They changed the names to Cooler Ranch and Nacho Cheesier in the 90's because 90's. They've since changed the names back. I personally feel like they should have instead changed the names to Coolest Ranch and Nacho Cheesiest.
I love how they put subtitles on so you get what they are saying.
I love these deep cuts, thanks uploaders ♥️
Glad you mentioned the issue in Sudan 🇸🇩 hassan ... very much appreciated
He says he'd be in Hagrid's house and is dissing Gryffindors, but Hagrid was a Gryffindor
Just watched the Spy who Dumped Me today - everyone did such a great job. Also can't wait for series 4, so I appreciate these Deep Cuts to hold us over.
8:37 YOU CAN FREAKIN *HEAR* THE NOSTALGIA
I also remember that ice cream job segment... Definitely on a Sesame Street type show.
i love how much he loves Zayn, like he stans lol
Yeah he has taste and he’s brown afterall
12:10 THEY WAY I JUST SCREAMED!
THE REASON I FOUND ABOUT HASAN WAS BC HE WAS COMPLEMENTING ZAYN LAST YEAR. WE STAN. A WHOLE NEW WORLD
S L A P S
Yes
i hope to meet him one day and just thank him :) feel way more confident being myself seeing him be so real.
I have no internets here in Wyoming county ny thanks for doing that ep
This guy never fails to make me laugh
You’re the best Hassan!!
He throws the questions back at you.
Loving this deep cut
HEY NOW, NACHO CHEESE IS THE BEST FLAVOR FOR DORITOS.
man why do you support trump, come on now 😔
FUCKING THANK YOU ITS THE ONLY VALID FLAVOR
Notifications squad!! Moroccannn fan over here!! Love the show!!
Moroccan here too
moroccan here too
Saaaame
I forget how well-spoken hassan is sometimes. He's so funny and seems v approachable too!
pure gold
This is how many people love Hasan
👇
When you said "Alex, play Zayn Malik's A Whole New World" my Alexa heard and started playing the song o_o
I can relate to that last story. Lots of people around me just care about taking pictures to share on their social media. Making them look good when they're actually rude and sucks at social interaction in real life.
11:57 Girl in the denim jacket to the left of the "Spotify" girl has a cute smile
Hasan ur hilarious keep up the good work dont change ANYTHING. PLZ🐼🐼🐼🐼
So right Hasan, Mitch McConnell should have an award for being the most dangerous, creepiest person... 🤢
I've been saying this for awhile. I'm glad more people are starting to talk more seriously - and regularly - about Mitch McConnell! He's one evil guy
@@debbiedoodiedandi He gives me the heebie jeebies... 🤢🤢🤢🤢
14:25 I love how it looks like he's squaring up to this kid.
I live for these deep cuts 😂❤️
Yayy, Hufflepuff pride! 😊 Oh man, I wish Hasan would take the official sorting hat quiz though.
My Alexa started playing Whole New World @ 12:18 as soon as Hasan said it 😂
only thing that comes to my mind when I hear pivot is Ross screaming "pivOt ..PIVOT!!"
I watched deep cuts 3 years ago and i rewatch it again in 2023. Funny how much i didnt understand many of the reference but still get to laugh, and watching it again i still can laugh about it but with better understanding. It is one of my dream to be in Hasan Minhaj show one day.
That Bengali kid setting a bad example for us Bengali New Yorkers
For real tho lmao
Lmao
being a Bengali i demand for a time stamp (plssss)!!!!!
UC Santa Cruz has a strong Ravenclaw presence! Come on, Luna Lovegood would not go to USC.
I love him. He’s so down to earth
I love your honesty talking
And now I found out he likes Zayn Malik.
Can this get any better?
It was mr Rodgers 🤯 he visited the ice cream tester with the mail guy
Damn you for being on break. I love your show.
5:45 When that person asked that ques I seriously checked the date because thought Hasan is going to mention that Supreme Court judgement. :)
Best notification to get 😁
When's China on your list??
Their camps for Uyghur.
I am so horrified, I can't even process the reality of it all
he's done that episode already. check it out on Netflix, it's one of the more recent episodes this season talking about censorship in China. it's very good.
the_nikster thanks man 😀
Well Chinese govt are training them to live better civilized life and giving jobs to them. Before that they were just jobless and uneducated and involved in riots just because of free time and no jobs.
@@AmitSinghco not true they literally station troops in their houses to prevent them from praying or fasting Ramadan just do your research many more insane things other than that it's disgusting and I don't wish it upon anyone
I saw that ice cream testing Mr. Rogers episode! I think we share a similar childhood. 1984, you?
this is amazing, you are amazing, so real lol
I LOVE nacho cheese Doritos and I got so offended when he said that I would be a trump supporter 😂😂😂
"I feel like anyone who says nacho cheese is a trump supporter"
I retract my answer
Just discovered this show. I'm hooked!
I like the taco flavor Doritos. I miss them from the 70s... and was glad to see they still have them in the Philippines