Hasan Gets Roasted By An Indian Uncle | Deep Cuts | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix
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- Опубликовано: 6 окт 2019
- On the latest Deep Cuts, Hasan goes head to head against an Indian Uncle in the crowd who is not impressed with him at all. Hasan also shares his advice for maintaining healthy relationships in the digital dating age, pitches some ideas for his own flavor of Ben & Jerry's ice cream, and tells a story about how he handled the news that iconic Bollywood star Shah Rukh Khan knows who he is now.
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Of course he’s Indian , he explained his wife using science
that was physics tho
Ok I’ll just change it to science
Well he said so many electrons are attracted to her. So yeah physics.
YEAH SCIENCE!!!!
Shahnoor Maredia lmao that’s 8th grade science
YO he actually had the balls to say the word "pornography" in front of an Indian uncle, I'm done
@@oopamag3025 indian uncle inside ( someone gonna get a hurt real bad )
ZIN ALEXZENDER LMFAO i got that reference 😂😂😂😂
uncle is probably mad
hahahaha thought the same HAHAHHA
@@zinalexzender6933 😂 Russell Peter's reference?
Whoever said "Hasandwich" is a freaking genius, hire her
why does this have no reply. here
1.8k
I prefer HaSundae
she is genius
@@necromancer894 i like this better 🤣
His ice cream should be Hasan Pecan and people can argue the pronunciation of both words.
You're a fucking genius yo. The controversy around the name is gon make it mad popular
huh-SAAN puh-CAAN
Auiaa has ahas fun aamp auamp uhas auihas au
@@HN-kr1nf bruh, I cannot stop saying it that way now lol
Except there's no debate over the pronunciation of his name
People: *Asks question*
Hasan: *Uno reverse card*
Jammy's Official ever time
Yeeet
U just described every deep cuts episode
Ikr😂✊🏽
I’m pretty sure it’s to give himself some time to think of an answer
"It has to have three layers...?"
That's a Minhaj-a-trois...
New Message this is good!!
BARS!!!
ooooh, good one!!
I think you won
I thought he said minhaj a trois, so i was waiting to see it, then realised that YOU are the genius
I don't know if it's a universally desi thing but a lot of us seem to dislike cherry flavored foods cuz they taste like medicine.
That’s a universally everyone thing.
@@jishanahmed1481 I know white people who love cherry flavored things. Cherry Coke is an example.
@@tehreems250 Can confirm that I've never heard anyone in the Netherlands or from Europe equate cherry to medicine-flavor.
I'm white, hate cherry flavored things but was always the weird one for it.
Lol yeah
Let's all take a moment of silence for Ben's discontinued snowflake pasta.
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He has my thoughts and prayers...😢
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Nobody:
Graphics Division: "Let's blow the budget on the end card!"
it was beautiful tho tbf, gotta hand it to them
Worth it though
I want to hug them every video
@@morgaaaaaa It's glorious.
mood
The audience are justt superbbb.. I swear to god hasan has the best audience ahahhahaa
@Luigi DeNardis i would say " Like " is the most used word by Indians .
So true!
Deep Cuts is actually named after the audience continuously roasting Hasan
😂😂😂
For real 😂😂😂
man. i see you everywhere
Loll
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS
Whoever designed those Ben and Jerry's cups needs a raise because they pay millions for that in advertising
The graphics department for the show is quite literally different and unique from MANY political comedy shows I watch, it's excellent! 😃
I love that Deep Cuts shows how fast Hasan thinks on his feet. Seems like he'd be great at improv, and makes it ok that he got 1310 on the SATs. 😂
1310 is a great score.
Oh no you didn't.
I'm not so sure about that. Have you noticed he usually asks his audience first before he answers, in that way he can just add into it or put a spin on it. Not hating him or anything, just an observation.
JD Saint2 well if he just went straight and answered the questions, the rest of it wouldn’t show up!
@@jadeshin4320 The best comedians play off of situations.
Ben&Jerry's really has to come through now!
they got to make the kit Kat Patriot act
@@suspence5832 let's all email Ben & Jerry's until it happens. I'm so down to actually eat Kit Kat Patriot Act. It sounds so fancy lol.
I'm so buying it if they make it. Specially the kit Kat Patriot Act
"get you a man that calls you a nucleus." im dead
"Have some girth.. have some thickness... have some.. just come in and go Hey"
Uhhh.. Hasan ? We still talking bout pasta ?
Hassan 's wife is a doctor.She has empathy.Hassan is a vulgar mouth comedian. Sorry Hassan I liked you on Comedy Central
not now.
bubu joo Estes In what way does your comment even relate to OPs comment?
No. He's obviously talking about his... tires
bubu joo Estes wtf u even talking about
@@bubujooestes1499 How many comedians do you know?
Oh god, his editors!! They r a surprise package! it's like that classroom presentation that takes all the marks away.
And the graphics!! That Kit Kat Patriot Act design was *phenomenal*.
@@Idefilms yes both combined!
Did anyone else notice that when he talks about Beena he crosses his arms and makes no hand movements? It's like him talking about her being calming. I think it's because she grounds him in a good way. It seems really sweet.
I love them 🥰 they make me believe in real love 😍
Hassan explaining sobet to everyone is me explaining to my parents how “EVERYONE FAILED THE TEST TOO”
omg yes, recently happened.
They like that we don't care
"Can I live?" - Hasan Minhaj 2019
haters gonna hate but Hasan has to learn how to shake it! Except from the indian community...
Px indiaHuh . Veg veg indiaindianw2
Hits different in 2020
Nobody:
Hasan: "Did my dad send you?"
Pathetic attempt in humour
@@omthecoder8501 Damn Son XD
69th like.
Apologize for rectifying you but he uttered "Did my dad send you" not sent you!
@@SEM-wt5ct Apologies for rectifying you but it should be "Apologies" not "Apologize"
10:19 "You can't stock up sadly because we found out the pasta has been discontinued sorry Ben :-("
Ben was so excited for it that I feel so sad seeing that little text.
" i have a dollar in my wallet" 😂
This is by far , the best Deep cuts EVER !
How to explain Sharukh Khan to non desi's:
He's the Leonardo De Caprio of Bollywood.
He better
@@arshiacheema6700 Bollywood is better than hollywood therefore bollywoods Lepnardo De Caprio would be better than hollywoods.
Have you seen Leo DeCaprio in a movie? Like, The Revenant?
He is Hugh Jackman, Tom Cruise and Will Smith, with a dash of Morgan Freeman and Willem Dafoe with the hosting abilities of Billy Crystal and yes, the charisma of Leo DiCaprio.
The man has it all.
No one would truly understand unless they find out for themselves.
That’s literally exactly what I was thinking wth
Who else watches deep cuts more than his stand ups cuz that’s what my dumb ass can relate to more XD
yeah deep cuts are more fun coz we get to see wt he has to say about things that hit right in the feels and also ppl roasting him in QNA lol
It's like watching a hekler compilation.
Why not both? Honestly, if Hasan would release a new Stand-up special I would stop watching this video in an instant.
Not me.
Homecoming King is one of, if not the best stand up special I've ever seen. I hope you don't miss out on it,
7:04 the way Hasan talks about his wife ❤ truly adorable
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Hassan: ITS SORBET! SORBETRIET ACT!!!!!!
It's Hasan though
Ben&Jerry’s Indian Edition Ice Cream: Hasan-maste!
Launches in India: Hasan-mast-hai! 😂
#legend
C'mon this is too much under rated.😁 You just made a 2 in 1 name
🔥🔥🔥👍👍
i love how his audience keeps hasan in check with the hands, hair and pockets
I actually wish they left him alone, didn't think any of that is odd even after reading all the comments about it
The actual title should be "101 ice cream puns with Hasan Minhaj"
Love how they took time to find out that the snowflake pasta was discontinued for our boy Ben f in chat
Omg the way he talked about his wife made me wanna cry!!! 😭❤️ I read that the most important thing for a healthy relationship is that you hold the other person in high esteem. ❤️
Hasan just drowning in mangoes, ice cream, and holy trader joe's snowflake pasta at the end is _everything._
That ending had me both laughing and trying to hide.
Your comment is highlighted by hassan on Twitter!! Congrats dude
@@aamirali120 oh wow, thanks! I would have never known.
@@mayaramiquidade3439 i tried man but good for you, you got first!
Has anyone said “Vanilla Beena”?
Ben even sounded like a guy who has a favorite pasta noodle shape. His voice was exactly what I imagined
Man I really hoped he would have something to say about dating in "hook up culture", that question was so real. Casual sex and this whole emphasis on looks and your "social media bankability" or something is so foreign to me.
HandjesBreda: Casual sex or the hookup culture is a fad. And like all fads, this too shall pass. Sex has been taboo for the greater part of human history. Most cultures/ religions have tried to regulate it, discourage it and some have tried to outright ban it with some narrow exceptions (as procreation is a necessity too). So it is but natural that when sexual freedom becomes a reality for vast majority of people, they go overboard in the other direction. It’s the repression of a millennia coming out and people don’t know how to cope with it in a reasonable way.
Having said that, not everybody likes or wants to participate in the hookup culture. Many women and men are uncomfortable with physical promiscuity. Instead of forcing themselves to fit into the hookup culture, they can own/accept their own personalities and try to connect with like minded people. With the excesses and hedonism of the current generation on the path to imminent implosion, more people will be driven to seek more authentic and deeper relationships, romantic or otherwise. You can choose to move in that direction sooner /before it becomes trendy. :)
@@evaluna8100 you're kinda all over the place there.
@chocobonita it absolutely is not "normal". people are different and sexuality isn't any more prevalent in a particular sex. there's no scientific basis to that "low testosterone" comment
HandjesBreda I understand how you feel. I’m by no means a Virgin and I’m tired of sex coming first and a deeper connection coming last (and often never even being given a chance to develop because the main focus is basically sex and how hot your selfies are).. my guy friend told me he doesn’t have a single friend of his, other than myself, that’s actually open to the idea of settling down and possibly marrying. Once again there is nothing wrong with not wanting to get married ever.. it’s just seeming to be a lot more rare to find people wanting a family, so it sucks for people like myself. I’m not a prude, I love sex, but there’s a time and a place and I want something more.... it gets old fast when there’s no creativity or magic in dating, or feeling butterflies, because you can pretty much assume the outcome; a dinner date then back to their place... or being asked to exchange instagrams and only communicate through Snapchat 🙄🙄 I completely understand where you’re coming from and yes dating is totally different now but I promise you that people like myself wanting deeper connections exist still, just harder to find.
@chocobonita I don't have testosteron issues, I love sex, I have issues with not being able to connect with someone on a deeper level. Assuming something is wrong with me because I don't crave casual sex is exactly my point.
*If it's punny, I'll do it.*
(Hasan Minhaj, 2019)
I just love how Hasan is just so active with the audience and how he can easily engage them into fun topics.
To be honest I also heard “uncle” saying pornography . lol .
yeap it definately sounded like pornography the first time i heard it
I did too!!
Same here
Hasan posted your comment on Instagram. Yo man check it out!
Hariom Kushwaha no he didn’t . Wtf ?
10:19 - "You can't stock up sadly because we found out that pasta has been discontinued sorry ben :-( "
You can thank me later
Deep Cuts are the gift that keeps on giving
you mean Do Better
If the editor sees this: I love this editor’s notes inside the video lol
Well, it was more like "Indian uncle gets roasted by Hasan"
10:19
Sorry ben😂
😂😂
😂😂😂
aster ___ Stop the vulgarity you idiot.Is that your talent.???All the young girls are there.
And the halo the editors gave the pasta in the endcard! RIP snowflake pasta.
@@bubujooestes1499 sorry to dissappoint you and i hope u have a nice day.
As always I click the notification fast only to see the roasting.
Petition to have a Hasan Minhaj roast on Comedy Central.
Let his dad do the opening.
When he talks about his wife 😍😍❤❤❤
I'll live vicariously through these beautiful relationships 🙃🙃🙃
10:18 They edited in "You can't stock up sadly because we found out the pasta has been discontinued sorry Ben :("
so i'm watching this sitting in library, laughing my assoff and this girl sitting next to me staring me like not cool bruh, pull off those earphones and let me watch this too lol
Share 1 earbud each
@@Faisaldegrt we shared her airpods then lol
Aaaaaw!!! Its so nice how he talks about his wife. He was a lil choked up too. Aaaaawww! #nucleus
“We gotta lock it in for 1080p” is one of my favorite things he’s ever said.
Trumps flavor: Impeachmeaches N Cream, Orange Justice.
I dunno why but the title card saying "Do Better" took me OUT 🤣
"Is it a double-entendre? You're supposed to have it when you're high?"
That's every flavor, isn't it?
can i just say hasan looks so cute all flustered when he’s talking to the Indian uncle LOLLL
5:09 loool hasan’s graphics team deserve an award for all the Ben & Jerry’s designs they made 😂😂😂💯👏🏽
I love waking up and seeing that there's a new patriot act. Makes my day so much better
This video started with an awesome burn!
Edit: Sorbetriet act 😂 Creativity on the spot!
How to get into relationship faster and not stay in the hook up phase: Being sincere, don't front. If it ends because of it, you have no regrets. What will keep you up at night is if you pretend to be someone you are not and it doesn't work out.
My heart melted when he was talking about Beena! She is so lucky! #goals 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
every time I watch patriot act my love for the editors grow
Clever question Angela, the carrot can be the spoon... 🥕😂
I love how Hasan has Hijabis in the first row. In shows like The Real, apparently, they always put hijabis in the back to create a certain image of the show. But the fact that Hasan and his team put the hijabis in the front row is really amazing and shows our representation that Muslim Hijabi Girls and Muslims, in general, are just normal people. But all in all, I've become a daily watcher of the show and hope I can go to it one day as well! :)
Can't wait to see a niqabi at front row next 😜😂
Lil Reezy oh and the Wendy Williams too! 😒
@adam cohen tbh i don't think that really makes a difference tho cos they don't ask for your religion when you go for the show
Yes, I also noticed that! I love this show's inclusivity.
Hijab itself is human rights violation
When he told angel hair pasta to be confident 😭
Thank you for having deep cuts to help us survive during the show’s break, idk if I’d make it to November without them
If my friends get boyfriends and those punks don't talk about my friend the way Hasan talks about Beena, we kicking the guy out
I KNOWWWW 🥰😭
“Hasan Das” to flex on their competition
This!
Nice one.
“What flavor is the sorbet?”.... “it’s sorbet!” Haha
*Random person roasts Hasan*
Hasan - Did my dad send you here to roast me??? lmao
Also, I'd die to see Shahrukh and Hasan together in a movie. Please make it happen!
Namrata Mujumdar Lol. Why would Hasan act in a shitty Bollywood movie?😂😂😂
@@tylerdavidson2400 Because Hasan is an actor as well? Duh. He has mentioned Bollywood and his dad's fondness for it so many times before and he makes Bollywood references all the time. You need to change your perspective of Bollywood because not all Bollywood movies are shitty.
@@namratamujumdar4293 second it.
i’ve been binging all of these deep cuts for the past week🤘🥺🤘
A fan of Patriot Act: How would you describe your wife?
Hasan: A nucleus.
I love how he interacts with the audience
My Italian ass was here for the pasta talk. Bless.
I relate to that "small talk with indian uncles is so hard" on a spiritual level
I miss this show. It was one of the best things to watch every week.
*Anyone says anything
Hasan: “did my dad send you...”
lols... 4:06
I love this guy's hand gestures sooo much
Ravioli's like, "I'm thicc. Two Cs, like I know what it is." lmfao oh Hasan
“We got to lock it up for 1080p”
Hasan 2019
Both Hasan and his audience equally cannot let each other live
and I...think that's beautiful
This is from 2 years ago and this episode still fills me with so much serotonin
People who have seen Shah Rukh Khan's interviews know how witty, smart and Indian he is. An episode with them being on stage would be lit.
I love Shah Rukh Khan! Beautiful man! Very engaging! I loved ,'my name is Khan' a disney ride couldn't compare 2 the emotions he took me on, happy laughing, nervous, concerned, scared, sad 2 cry, relief n back 2 happy laughing! And then the film started! Just kidding but he is that brilliant!
honestly, when he was talking about his wife, i just waited for a GPA joke bc she‘s a doctor
Really enjoyed this episode of deep cuts. Love the way you interacted with everyone
When the student loan cone is too real 😂😅
“Dude , believe in yourself “ 😂😂😂
Whoever’s idea it was to tape these, thank you. From the bottom of my heart. Really.
Hasan's energy is just awesome. Watched the whole episode with a smile on my face. Shoutout from Nigeria!
whaaaaat??? angel hair is so good though!! it's like spaghetti, but way more delicate, the texture is more gentle. idk, it's soo good. and there's more spaces between the noodles to hold the sauce. angel hair is legit my favorite pasta.
second favorite would be the little shells. i make them with a massive helping of pesto
5:35 “it’s like when they put raisins in cookies - you’re like get these out of here!” LOOOL I relate 100% 😂😂😂😂
12:10 "Did my dad send you to roast me?" LMFAO-
loving the deep cuts. keep em coming.
Hasan is just a cool high school teacher
Who’s getting Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream after this😂😂😂 I know I am for sure
This is random but seeing your comment and watching this video made me realize I've literally never had ben & Jerry's. Guess I need to remedy that quickly.
Deep cuts are my favorite! I hope they never end!! Also the graphics team is on fire!
This guy can always bring my spirits up in the worst day wanna thank you for being a great guy
Damn impressed again with the visuals, keep it up guys!
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
*Hasan: I thought you said pornography!*
😂
omg I swear I thought he said that too!!
r/uselessnobody
I loved this, my mom is now hooked on Deep Cuts. As a speech and English professor she loved the ice cream bits
Your show is awesome. I love these additional bits uploaded from your show!