Early War 101 - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell
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- Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
- Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
(Hearts of iron 4 multiplayer)
Episode 212
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Denamrk to win the Euros???
I love memes
When recommendations tell you faster than notifications
I like you style funny danish man
I just imagine british engineers finishing the fort when they see the aussies retreating
Just watch the Australians roll out the gate as they’re closing it.
Aussies dont retreat, we just look for another pub.
Isn’t that just the singapore campaign
At that point you just join the Germans so you can get paid.
@@TekkFaction This made me laugh. They do the finishing touches just as the defending army rolls out.
*Britishmen walk out of the newly-finished fort*
“Fort’s done guys! Guys….?”
*guns point to their heads*
“Guten tag”
Danke
Scheiße
"Yo, what's up?"
Its 4:00AM 3:33
Wie gehts
"Any Allied division that lands on the beaches of France, you may call me Herman Meyer"
- Herman Meyer
Ich sehe sie sind ebenfalls ein Mann der Kultur
I don't get it
@@capitanjulietti3436 göring said "call me herman meyer", and since d-day happened we now call him herman meyer.
@@capitanjulietti3436 It's based on a real quote where Goring (roughly) said "If any raf bombs ever fall on Berlin you may call me Herman Meyer."
The fact that this eventually did happen has led to people mockingly calling him that.
@@jakemitchell7786 OK thanks dude, but why did he say that tho
Rommel: "Nice fort you got there. Would be a shame if someone stole it."
And then he stole it.
Rommel when he sees the UK reinforcing El-Alamein: I THINK IM BOUT TO STEAL
Australians: Say wot mate?
Rommel: * looks into camera * imma bout to do what’s called a pro gamer move.
But respect to those egyptian workers who just continued to build a fort during a battle... they got balls of steel
Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational battle station
Ppl: crap
Bo: ah yes our first catch of the day!
*shits aggressively*
In small text: sponsored and built by the british
FLOPPA GANG
I approve let there be no survivors!!!
I imagine hundreds of royal engineers working as fast as possible to build forts on El Alamein and just as they finish the last pillbox a hand comes down on their shoulder
Thinking its an officer come to congratulate them for their hard work they’re half right
Its a German panzer officer, here to thank the engineers for their hard work with a stay in hotel Colditz
I'd imagine they'd be some of the better treated prisoners of war, just from how amused the Germans would be.
@@tylermech66 they would be the VIP premium not torture prisoners
@@SeaOfGoldenBean “hallo. We see you did gut work here! How would you like to work on our Atlantic wall?”
@@commanderkei9537
"Ze beaches are beautiful in many vays"
British prisoners of War in Germany were treated really well compared to most other nationalities because firstly the germans believed the British were aryan and secondly they desired a peace treaty with Britain far more than they did with for example the ussr.
*Sees Germany declaring on Czechs*
*Flashbacks to Dressel getting encircled in Prague and on the Polish Border*
Video?
Flashback to every dressel Germany video were ai Czechoslovakia and Vader Poland kill dressel every time and then it is slog match that is boring
Lowee’s LARP at the end was top tier
This is one of those episodes where you instantly know you can't wait for the Full Episode version because you just need more of this.
Do you know where (/when) we can watch the full episode version?
well... you can always watch the twitch vod... the full 6 hour version of the episode
@@JuanCarvajal2000 damm, didn't know this guy streamed. I will definetely check it out. Thanks!
@@litlpunch Yes I have a twitch channel. It's in my description
@@Bokoen1 I wish you would just live it on youtube or sth. Twitch keeps buffering, and its video display is bonker. Couldn't watch any of your old stream.
Britain: Builds a fort in El-Alamein at the last second
Germany: Is for me?
Europe: Exists
Germany: Is for me?
Eruseans have tons of experience with stealing the enemy's equipment as well :^)
dude why do i see you everywhere
Dankus last game: *sweats super hard with meta strats*
Dankus this game: *goes AFK on attacks and is slow on initiating plans*
Dankus on a ridiculous amount of caffeine and nicotine vs Dankus normally
Dankus does good he gets cocky a lot like in masters of Mediterranean with Bulgaria
It's nice to watch him just completely forget that paratroopers can leapfrog from airport to airport.
I fucking hate dankus
You cut out the part where Swimmy lost as Japan and Golden had to carry him
Lol swimmy and losing as japan a passionate duo
@@steffanyschwartz7801 You can leave out the "as japan" there and that sentence would still be true
“Don’t shit talk until the war is over”
-Zhukov telegram (1940)
Dankus is suppose to be meta man...
Doesnt paradrop to africa via airfields like a BOSS!!!
I liked the reference to that quote from Hermann Göring at the end there. This was his actual famous quote: ""No enemy bomber can reach the Ruhr. If one reaches the Ruhr, my name is not Hermann Göring. You may call me Hermann Meyer."
to bring back and old strategy?
Royal Engineers: *finish building the forts at El Alamein*
Rommel: Hello there
*Nervous sweating* "Ummm, Hallo? ... Can we work for you on the Atlantic wall? we... umm... sorta got left alone here."
Generalfeldmarschall Rommel! you are a bold one.
“We do a little snaking, it’s called we do a little snaking.” - Bulgaria
"If you cant take em, snake em" - Bulgarian high command
Imagine being the French sitting in your fortifications worrying about the Germans flanking around it and suddenly some vampires with heavy artillery jsut start blasting it to bits
Alternate title: *If Rommel actually had supplies*
Reads the intro
"so like golden or Swimmy on Germany then"
Germany is Bo
"Oh"
What about dressel?
@@steffanyschwartz7801 I mean... Dressel's kinda gone
Bo should honestly make a Hoi4 tutorial series, using past MP clips as examples of what not to do
A lot of not to does would be don’t ignore Europe or deny that they can sealion
@@steffanyschwartz7801 get iwo jima at all cost, yes?
ah yes. the ol' an' classic, "lets go to war early, so even the enemy wont be prepared"
never fails to fail.
This early war thing reminds me of someone else who wasnt very succesful at his operation.
Immediately walks up with 30 tanks, eats shit dies and loses 20 in 6 months.
Good job Finland, you really won Germany this game.
*Don’t shit talk till the war is over*
My favorite park of ww2 was when the leaders of the world joined a discord call to shit talk each other I loved that.
Stalin didn't even get to "git gud" Hitler irl
You know its gonna be something good when you see czechoslovakia ball in the thumbnail
Dankus: My entire army is dead! My entire army!
16 Divisions still alive: **Existential terror**
I'm in awe of the size of this Georing
He needs to lay off the waffles. Guy has a problem.
"finally, the fort is ready"
"danke"
Should have included Swimmy and Golden, they did a pretty good LoL game
Rommel after arriving at empty brand new fort near El Alamein with red tape just waiting for him to cut it - "Danke, Tommies!"
British engineers: *frantically hammering last nails in the fort*
British Engineers: can some one get me that screw driver?
Rommel: sure here you go
to bring back and old strategy?
This is the kind of game where you expect something like "we lost 4 months after" at the very end
The only way I see that is that after the pacific war Germany gets invaded in Morocco, France, Netherlands, and Denmark and loses
@@steffanyschwartz7801 i know that there is no way they're gonna lose the game BUT I feel like everytime there's an episode or a 2 part episode where they do really it always end in a "we lost after a few months"
The British Engineers: Alright lads, we just finished these forts to hold off the Germans, now we just have to-
The Afrika Korp: I'll have that thank you.
What a match, I need to learn to ise Paratroopers now after seeing this masterpiece.
"and old strategy" ladies and gentlemen we got him
The Romanians getting encircled while they were AFK?
I think I've seen this one before
I’d give like… at least 27 cents to listen to the ally chat while all of this was going on. Must have been pandemonium.
Not enough of Golden at the gates of Paris
If you want more of this, here's the full stream on twitch, it's full of many great bits that didn't make it into the video:
www.twitch.tv/videos/1061299641?filter=archives&sort=time
Most unfortunate about the security breach on the Northern Front
Great timing I was just waiting for a Bokoen video
I love good old Swimmy's strat of early war
Imagine the military engineers desperately trying to fortify el alamein, before noticing that all the marines were forced to retreat, pursued by four german tank divisions
Ya know, watching these old Bokoen videos reminds me that Dankus wasn't always bad and annoying. In other words, he has lost his mojo.
to bring back and old strategy?
WHY was he so MASSIVE at the end lmao
Cause its Goering and Goering is fat
Logoncal Humor
Best. Episode. Ever.
or at least top 5
good job Bo, you have outdone yourself
Bo is getting really good at writing these scripts
3:35 is proof that the script is real btw, how did dankus know that was going to happen huh
10:05 The wise words of Hermann Meyer
9:51 comically large countryball
That was a nigh perfect recreation of the Blitzkrieg, except it worked throughout the war.
I basically never watch twitch, but this is one of the few that I saw live, and the El Alamein bit was great.
I've started to see a pattern here. This isn't the first time that Romania went AFK and got half of its army encircled.
Glorious Lowee LARP. The potato chip munch was 10/10.
10:06 nice ref
That large Keizer country spooked me
Rommel stole the fort in El-Alamein , and you're laughing.
I loved the scottish hermann goering at the end too funny.
no, the big Imperial Germany ball at the end wasnt a mistake, its just an accurate protrayal of Goering.
UK: builds a fort in Egypt
The Allies troops over there: Alright Im'ma just head out.
Just now thinking about how crazy these episodes are gonna become in the new update
God am I excited to see you guys play vic3
_"We have some great news regarding the national effort for the past few months Mr. President, and some bad news"_
_"Tell me"_
_"Well, the defensive structures and lines are all done, they'll be able to withstand heavy attacks and hold well at a vital chokepoint! :D"_
_"That's great! What's the bad news?"_
_"Well..."_
love the goring fat joke at the end with the germany ball
I thought this was a swimmy germany and it was gonna be Czechmate all over again. What a surprise seeing Bokoen1's axis pulling some money moves off
Bokoen to the allies: I pulled a sneaky one on ya
Dankus always loses his whole army on the attack because he's not paying attention lmao XD
Imagine those engineers just throwing all those cement then suddenly Rommel rhanked you
The title screen of the channel looks poggers great
France: No German will ever break the maginot line
Germany: *unleashes Romania*
I guess after the paradox hoi4 game dankus immediatly got his muzzle back on and thrown into playing secondary countries lol
*sees an early war game*
“Its an old code, but it still checks out.”
I wish these videos wouldn't end there, like did they never d-day?
We won the game 5 minutes later
9:55 lol he made him BIG
Bo: Do you trust me?
Dankus: *NO*
Bo is currently streaming Victoria 2 right now. I’ll be back to watch this after bo’s stream.
I’m back to let you know that the stream was good.
How do you do those shield and attack emotes?
Cool of Herman Meyer to give a call.
Maybe you should get some supply.
Franklin D. Roosevelt, 1942
"No way, man." -Thai ambassador to Great Britain, upon hearing the fall of El Alamein
Me: Is sick
Phone: (notification)
*sees its a new bo video
Me: what is this sickness
These videos are nearly always the same but yet i find them funny everytime, i dont know why.
this was really fun to watch live
i had a dream that you posted a sponsored victoria 3 multiplayer video and i didn't like you enough to watch it
You did what swimmy. Couldn’t
Watched The Vicky Game on Twitch and came here to watch this bad boy! This Livestream was a good one too!
Bo Blitzkrieg so fast not even the allies can follow Bo XD
This worked out a lot better for Bo than it did for Dressel.
Hahah, this must be one of the best episodes ever
There sure is a lot of "coming" in this game.
Where do you think you are.
Watched this at work, I can't stop laughing at Big Lowee
9:51 Comically correct Goering
Lost his entire army in the south? Must be a Dancus game.
Certified Gamer Moment
Indeed
You can call me Herman Meyer, best moment
Fort stealing a new meta strat
Great video👍
will you upload vic 3 videos when it drops?