"I think we're gonna die Vichy, and there's nothing we can do about it." -Romanian soldier to his French comrade fighting on the Western front, 1944, colorized.
Broke: When the tourist in the USSR speaks American Woke: When the tourist in the UK speaks German Bespoke: When the tourist in Manchuria speaks Spanish
"Ok guys, before I sign this peace deal you have to hear this crazy thing that happened to me" -Romanian diplomat trying to buy some time for the Spanish troops to capture the V2 Rocket Sites from France
It was all a planned operation. No wonder why the Manchurians captured the Spanish, they needed to create a diversion to allow the real MVP get his rocket baguettes. Truly a master plan from the Grand Autismo master Braun
"However Vichy France had a secret weapon ready *for* the Allies..." France: don't worry Germany, I have a secret weapon. Germany: to use _against_ Allies? France:... Concerned Germany: to use against Allies?
"So in this game the Axis secured the Mediterranean. However, this did not in anyway mean anything to their success in the game." Hey, I've seen this one before
I'd like to think at the end of the game, the Romanian ambassador came to the allies peace conference with a weapon drawn and held them hostage until the Spanish armored corp could recapitulate france
Because baguettes were more commonly used in antitank warfare, and thus couldn't be spared for the rocketry. Crossaints were used for a period, until they realized that the moon shape did not, in fact, help the trajectory.
In my personal opinion one day they should just give most of France besides alslace-Lorraine to Vichy and let them build up and become a chad. If Braun can make V2 rockets with only half of the country imagine what they could do with the hull country!
After that game where France was bombed to shit by their by American 'allies', and then subsequently annexed by them, I can see why they would be feeling kinda vengeful...
"Ah, I would sign this treaty but you see, the gypsies have stolen all the pens. So we need to wait for the factories to make more. Or we would but our other citizens have stolen the factories." - The Romanian ambassador stalling for time
Honestly to see that France made an impact on the game from the title, the only thing I couldn’t help but think was: “oh no, what kind of bullshit did Braun try this time?”
It’s scroll wheel. If you’re using a trackpad (which feels like it would be fucking torture) just put 2 fingers on the trackpad and push it up and down.
@@burgherwithfrenchspies Thanks, that's gonna be some major help. At least I hope, because I'm using a HP laptop. Those things run like a garbage truck!
Only 8 hours delay on this upload. Not bad, not great.
Nice lol
flawless danish preparedness and planning
That's a certified W
It's only 3.6 roentgen
Les go
Finnish capital under occupation.
Finnish prime minister: I didn’t realize
The red army imprisoned him 3 days ago and he only noticed now.
@@lamarepository248 It was nice of them let him keep leading the armed forces despite being captured.
You sure it was finnish prime minister and not estonian...?
I'm convinced he was evacuated off Helsinki while he's sleeping
Churchill and Roosevelt kept busy at the peace talks by Antonescu, when they look outside and see Franco in a tank headed to Paris
^^
"I think we're gonna die Vichy, and there's nothing we can do about it."
-Romanian soldier to his French comrade fighting on the Western front, 1944, colorized.
TNO superevent flavor text
whose comrade promptly dematerialized
@@kevintrigg3707 In an attempt to get the French Scud's back online.
Kinda sad honestly
*Most of the Home Islands are occupied by America with only tokyo left*
"Hey you guys want some lend-lease?"-Hideki Tojo
Yeah, I'm betting he was looking at the Indian front and just didn't notice the home islands got invaded until suddenly peace conference.
@@martenkahr3365 Or he knew he was fucked and decided to send what he can to the Western theatre
Idk about you guys, but I wanna enroll in the famed Bulgarian "Tactics School", lead by the very wise headmaster Peef.
When can I preorder The Game of War by renowned strategist Peef?
@@dasderpdood228 *tactician
It's a great school! They taught me how to use a knife and fork!
@@dasderpdood228 Yes, and for a limited time, you can get a copy of the Art of War: Director’s Cut, completely free with your preorder!
I'll have you know that I am an alumnus of the Anaxes War College.
Can't believe Braun would read "Hinterpommern", as "Hitlerpompen"
Hitlerpompen*
I can believe that entirely, actually
@@DanieleCapellini thank you for the correction
Broke: When the tourist in the USSR speaks American
Woke: When the tourist in the UK speaks German
Bespoke: When the tourist in Manchuria speaks Spanish
lol
When the elite Spanish spy gets captured by Manchurian Traffic Police.
@Notrius mexican speaker spotted
¡Tu necesito hablas ingles!
'speaks american'
go back to school, please
"Ok guys, before I sign this peace deal you have to hear this crazy thing that happened to me"
-Romanian diplomat trying to buy some time for the Spanish troops to capture the V2 Rocket Sites from France
This peace deal is sponsored by RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS
@@nadontcare9684 wasn't expecting to find a random Ace Combat reference lol, nice
proceeds to get shot by angry canadian diplomat
The real Wunderwaffe are Braun's sound effects.
I love how I got Germany ball when Floojoe was the main controller this game.
He didn't make many decisions other than deciding to lose +10 tank divisions
@@Bokoen1 A 100% certified SHEESH! moment for Flojoe right there.
@@Bokoen1 savage
@floojoe threw
You deserve to be the one doing the controlling and Floojoe to do the throwing
Phillipe Petain sat there listening to Shepherd of fire as he destroys the world
While Spain’s agent was captured, Vichy was able to steal cruise missile technology from Manchuria and use it against the western allies
It was all a planned operation. No wonder why the Manchurians captured the Spanish, they needed to create a diversion to allow the real MVP get his rocket baguettes. Truly a master plan from the Grand Autismo master Braun
Spy diff
France be like: "Please be patient, I am a V2 rocket site."
"However Vichy France had a secret weapon ready *for* the Allies..."
France: don't worry Germany, I have a secret weapon.
Germany: to use _against_ Allies?
France:...
Concerned Germany: to use against Allies?
He is using it against Allies...HIS Allies.
lmeo
So arragance has blinded you sHITLER
When I hear French Vengeance Weapons, I think of Intercontinental Baguette Missiles
Japan was doing very well but made the crucial mistake of letting zenoo handle the home garrison
2:53: "I wish i knew what was that like"
"What? The touch of women?
Bruh he got destroyed
Who needs a soundboard when you got Braun
"So in this game the Axis secured the Mediterranean. However, this did not in anyway mean anything to their success in the game."
Hey, I've seen this one before
I'd like to think at the end of the game, the Romanian ambassador came to the allies peace conference with a weapon drawn and held them hostage until the Spanish armored corp could recapitulate france
Can't believe Steiner went to Tactics school and still couldn't get enough men in 1945
When France finally snaps after all the surrender jokes:
France(ca. 1944): "This twisted game needs to be reset. That's what V2 is for."
What is with Peef and being the first one to see when a country is dying? First India and now Finland.
He saw india dying as mexico and Finland dying as bulgaria. Makes sense
“I didn’t realize “ is quite possibly the funniest thing ever
Never crossed my mind the idea of a french V2
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear
Why is the losing perspective always so much more entertaining?
Japan: "Alright see you guys tomorrow"
*Last online 3 months ago*
3:20 I can just hear him say "28 stab wounds"
You did not want to leave him a chance, huh?!
"le génie français" in a nutshell : WE LOSE WITH BRILLAAAAAANCE VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOM
3:26 - Spotted a Danish agent writing "1.000" instead of "1,000".
3:40 Secret recording of German high command discussing the situation on the eastern front, 1943
This is one of my favorite Bokoen1 videos. Bo's "okay, theyre catalonians anyway" is the the best script writing since Stalins Children
Even as a catalan, I can still find the fun in that xD
Vichy has the ultimate high ground: The Stratosphere.
No the ultimate high ground is orbit
I actually waited for Braun to come in to save the day with those rockets
The spy was a Catalonian, intentionally betraying Spain to Manchuko 🤣
Rocket powered baguettes. Never thought I'd see that, does anybody know why this innovative tactic was not used earlier?
Somebody has to make a mod for that plus replace the nuke animation with just an expanding baguette
Because baguettes were more commonly used in antitank warfare, and thus couldn't be spared for the rocketry. Crossaints were used for a period, until they realized that the moon shape did not, in fact, help the trajectory.
*Finland completely overrun*
Finland: "who knew, certainty not me"
Love how bo got caught by the base 1 security in Manchukuo
The French rockets are just a man with an extremely bad cough strapped to a warhead.
Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operation Vichy government!
Bo just become Spartero 2.0, he knows that bombing Barcelona is the only possible way
3:25
>The Soviets have 76 Tank divisions
>Bulgarian aircraft carrier
...
Tfw the Spanish spy trips and drops his fucking Paella in front of guards in a Manchurian military base.
In my personal opinion one day they should just give most of France besides alslace-Lorraine to Vichy and let them build up and become a chad. If Braun can make V2 rockets with only half of the country imagine what they could do with the hull country!
I’m a simple man. I see Bo’s videos, I click.
After that game where France was bombed to shit by their by American 'allies', and then subsequently annexed by them, I can see why they would be feeling kinda vengeful...
"Where'd you study tactics, boy?" - Peef
Going into the other teams discord channel to negotiate the release of Brauns units so you don't get banned.
Thanks for another upload Bo!
"Ah, I would sign this treaty but you see, the gypsies have stolen all the pens. So we need to wait for the factories to make more. Or we would but our other citizens have stolen the factories." - The Romanian ambassador stalling for time
'I don't like this place, can we go home?!' Random German Soldier, 1942.
1:28 Based Bo
Hell yeah, seeing a Bo video withing 10 minutes of uploading.
The title makes me think of Baguette ICBMs ready to launch
Normal person at this hour: sleeping
me: watching bokoen1 video
It is 11 30 pm were I’m at
Only just noticed; I love your channel banner!
france launching the rockets is the most beautiful sound I have ever heard
Hey people, remember to check out the latest non-hoi4 videos
I wish dankus was there too itd be in a whole dif level epic content btw thanks!
you can capture agents without an agency, happens to me all the time.
"I didn't realize". Guess someone needs tactics school
Wish I got a better view of the “vengeance weapons”
Manchukuo spies? Is this the Spanish Manchurian Candidate?
Tactical command school is a real thing in armies though
Love the video, loved the stream, love ypu daddy bo lmao
can't wait for that d-day episode. the stream was insane guys
As India that game, me too. I held!
@@usaygaming9555 mvp for sure
"Righto kids, up you get - time to get ready for TACTISKOOL!!!"
Manchurian intelligence agency is greatest in the world
The bloody spy must have just have a birth certificate on her or something
Wow. You found Hitler's secret plan to continue WWII.
Should’ve probably went to Tactics School. Lol
College is the master of noticing peoples countries being halfway into collapsing
Isn’t tactics school like an actual thing tho lol.
When your trying to get people like for bokoen to notice you lol
These guys playing some insane lobbies, meanwhile I struggle to invade Czechoslovakia as Germany on civilian difficulty in SP
Another late night bokoen video, epic
Chinese guy: "Ni hao."
Spanish Guy: "Que Paso?"
Chinese guy: "and I took offense to that."
My boy Pokish screwing it up as Finland :pensive:
6 in the morning... worth
Manchukuo expects the Spanish Inquisition. 😂
Those units better not die, NWO!
-Vichy France
Can't wait for another Vic2 video.
Rebels go brrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Ah France, the secret weapon of the Axis
I see Vichy France's secret weapons worked out as well as WW2 Germany's IRL secret weapons.....
Bo's spying is cursed.
Vichy:V-2 M I S S I L E
"My rockets are launching now"
*The most autistic noise Braun has ever made*
Vichy doing something? That's new...
I once captured and killed like 2 to 3 german agents without having an agency
Honestly to see that France made an impact on the game from the title, the only thing I couldn’t help but think was: “oh no, what kind of bullshit did Braun try this time?”
Ah yes, Westpoint tactics school.
Braun's V2 is great
Bo I know you live in denmark, meaning the time was almost 6 in the morning when you uploaded this why tf are you up at 6 in the morning
Went to sleep while it uploaded, woke up to submit it?
did you manage to get the rocket sites
Bo; as a new Hoi 4 player (on laptop) I must ask: How does one zoom in & out on a laptop?
It’s scroll wheel. If you’re using a trackpad (which feels like it would be fucking torture) just put 2 fingers on the trackpad and push it up and down.
@@burgherwithfrenchspies Thanks, that's gonna be some major help.
At least I hope, because I'm using a HP laptop. Those things run like a garbage truck!
Page up/page down
@@liladoodle consider doing yourself a massive favor and get a mouse lol
Yea get a mouse. 20 dollars on Amazon and you'll get something that will last longer than the laptop
When did imperium romanum become purple?
Happy birthday Bo
*THAT'S WHAT V2 IS FOR*